Thread 723864658

>>723864658 (OP)
Wasn't Sam Lake the CEO?

Will they ever make a nonwoke game

who
no really, who?

>>723864658 (OP)
what the fuck has this kike company made that is worth a shit in the last 20 years

I wish the company went bust.

T. Finn

>>723864739
Alan Wake, Control and Quantum Break.

>>723864817
>alan woke 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go woke...

>>723864712
He's just the creative director.

>>723864658 (OP)
I still remember when shills and baiting faggots on here were telling me the game was good, the black female lead isn't that important, it doesn't matter that they blacked the blonde into being an african woman and the game did great. Guess it didn't do so great.

>>723864658 (OP)
>finnish virgin Mäki replaced with swedish chad Österlund
All is as it should be. Swedes are still better at ruling the eastern half than Finns are. That's why your President is Swedish.

>>723865905
>Swede can't read a simple English sentence
As expected.

WHY

DID

THEY

ADD

A

NIGGRES

TO

ALAN

WAKE

>>723866176
The herald of darkness was literal.

b-but muh kino musical......

>>723865537
It's an epic exclusive of course it didn't do great

>>723866176
Alan Wake is set in America, they're just staying true to life.

They still didn't put Alan Wake 2 on Steam. What a completely retarded decision to make it EGS exclusive. The only way that deal would be worth it is if Epic legit paid the entire budget of the game.

CUZ THE REMEDY
IS THE EXPERIENCE

>>723865537
Yes I agrer, but it's also really funny that they made Saga black and gave her swedish heritage.
For context we finns tend to dislike swedes and subtly poke fun at them at every opportunity.

>>723866328
they did

>>723866346
No they didn't...

>>723864658 (OP)
I'm currently playing AW II. It's not good.

>>723865905
and a ching chong bing bong to you too, sven! how many african migrant cocks have you sucked for Sweden today?

>>723864658 (OP)
It won't fix this shit company or make them make good games. It's been 15 years since their last good game.

>>723866346
no

Why did AW2 fail?
Wasn't it beloved by critics?
They even gave it a big show at the game awards.

Holy shit, I just looked them up to see more details and apparently they released a coop shooter in the Control universe? Fucking why? And they called it "FBC" just to make sure absolutely no one would know it was related to Control for some reason. Combined with making AW2 EGS exclusive it's like they are trying to fail on purpose.

>>723864727
lol no

>>723866328
That's exactly what happened. Epic funded that game.

>>723864658 (OP)
Go public, go broke
Typical Finnish sellout story. Monia samankaltaisia tapauksia. Surullista!

>>723866428
Everyone in that picture looks like a caveman, I don't know what it's supposed to prove

Tuleeko O max payne remake olemaan neekeröity?

>>723866328
the fact that its still exclusive after like 2 years is odd, I would guess Epic probably paid for a sizable part of the game's budget. Didn't it only sell like 1 million and still made a profit? those numbers dont add up for a game that took years to make.

I don't think this'll make their games any more or less shit. Max Payne was a fluke for them. They have no real talent.

>>723866753
Even if Epic paid they could surely make a deal with Remedy to take a part of any revenue from Steam sales. There is just no way this exclusivity is worth it for either party at this point if there is some sort of contract. Putting it on Steam would just be free money for both.

what's finland like

>>723864658 (OP)
Too little, too late.

>>723866901
Everything is closed and the head of the Sw*de party is a Somali.

>>723866176
The best thing is she's called Saga Andersson lmao

>>723866176
The character already existed. She was black washed.

>>723864658 (OP)
>played Alan Wake 2 for the first time because it got added to PS+ this month
>rural town in the Washington state is filled with non-whites
>get near the end
>game makes sure to let me know the latina FBC character is a lesbian with a wife

Not even going to mention the black Swedish character that's been talked to death. This game had even worse gameplay then the first Alan Wake.

En pidä neek*reistä pätkääkään ja ei pidä kukaan oikeasti suomalainen. Remedy ei ole siis Suomalainen yhtiö, tämäpi tässä!!!

>>723866901
Boring, cold and Helsinki was more like Helstinki hahahaha

>>723864812
Niggers like you are the reason this country is doing so poorly
>waaah we are slightly embarrassed we should kill ourselves for being subhuman
Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their country when they have no reason to, but not Finland

>>723867402
You wouldn't get it...

>>723867420
Yeah I've been in this country all of my 35 years and I still don't understand why everyone just stops trying and goes for the noose at the slightest setback
At this point the Finland of WW2 is just a legend from the past

>>723867506
It's all over.... We never had a chance....

>>723867402
>Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their country when they have no reason to

>>723867402
>Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their country
lmao

>>723867865
The UK games fund is a scam btw.

>>723868079
Yes that's what baffles me
They'll get arrested for waving their own flag on the street and they'll come back and do it again
Finns would just declare they're moving to Thailand and vow to forget the Finnish language forever. Spineless people

>>723868361
>They'll get arrested for waving their own flag on the street and they'll come back and do it again
they wont come back because they'll be in prison

>>723868407
Yes but they're willing to RISK prison in the first place, living in a totalitarian shithole like that
Finns would not

>>723864658 (OP)
>gobbledigook-name finn out
>Österlund in
Swedes win again, learn your place Pekka.

FBC Firebreak's last 24-hour peak was 34 players. Remedy's problem is none of their famboys/shills buy or play their games. They just claim Control was good and then go on to process other tasks at the data centre.

>>723866953
Fuck that. Would have made a perfect milf for r34 content

>>723867865
>>723868139
lemme guess, they require you to have mostly non-british characters just like their rules for TV

>>723864658 (OP)
I read that as "retarded CEO stels down"

>>723868947
Yes. Also you have to get a bank loan matching the value of the grant. It's produced no legit games, all scams. It's not run by the government either, it just tricked them into handing over £30M.

>>723866428
Haaland is norwegian and the twins are also norwegian

>>723868782
FBC's problem was being mediocre and short with zero marketing
I don't know why it got made. Maybe they had their own Concord moment and huffed their own farts thinking they had the next big thing, but at least it wasn't that expensive

Roblox

>>723868782
>>723869187
Did they at least sleep before deciding on the title FBC Firebreak? As that's oddly not appealing

didn't turn a single dollar in profit award

>>723869280
>>723867865
These govt grant things are always just embezzlement schemes letting politicians funnel taxpayer money into the hands of rich party donors

>>723869282
FBC Firebreak stands for FireBreak Colon Firebreak.

Love seeing such a fucking overrated studio flounder lmao

AWfags were insffuerable

>>723864658 (OP)
Why should we care?

>>723869187
Another major problem was dedicated trolls pouring toxicity into the comments of every small youtube influencer they paid to play the game. I know one guy who did this daily for weeks (me).

>>723864658 (OP)
The clause said gay nigger in game or no fund. fucking cancer of the Industry.

Obsession with SCP has devastated Remedy just as badly as crack did with black communities in the 80s

Remedy hasnt made a good game since max payne 2...

>>723869280
>we'll give you grant money in exchange for compromising your vision and pozzing up your game
this image profoundly disgusts me

>>723869686
Same rules as tv and film funding as well as industry awards.

>>723869686
>we'll give you grant money in exchange for slowly destroying your own culture while redirecting your tax money to people who are replacing you in your own home

>Sell your soul to the Timmy Tencent store
>Can't ever make real money on Steam
>Meanwhile games like Escape from Duckov and Ball x Pit will be more profitable than your magnum opus
Serves you faggots right.

>>723869648
its obession wirth retard goverment office not SCP creatures and cryptids besides brown coloured races

its like they spend 4 times the development budget on marketing. the games at their core just arent fun

>>723870068
even that typing battle royale that would be a great idea as alan wake spinoff

>>723870068
They couldn't raise enough money to make Anal Woke 2 so Epic was the last resort. None of the devs care about games, it's all just to keep the lights on.

>>723864658 (OP)
BUT ALAN WAKE 2 MADE A PROFIT years after release
>immediately piss it all away with failed Control multiplayer spin-off slop
Oh..

>>723866428
dios mios... el ogros de escandinavias...

>>723870294
It didn't actually make a profit according to GAAP. They just said it did.

The OG Sweet Baby game

Alan Wake felt like one of the most astro turfed games of the past few years, especially that cringe performance at the gay awards

>>723869173
Yeah, the Vikings conquered the Sami lands, assimilated and breed with them to a degree so now you have asiatic looking peoples in that region, same with Russians.

>>723870628
It's a very 'I like to sniff my own farts' type of game. Bought on a sale but couldn't finish it. I keep thinking of the cutie they initially casted and then replaced it with the baby inc ape. She is so ill-fitted in the story and the story makes mental gymnastics to include her

>>723870628
Sam Lake has a cult of personality in the industry, so him dancing like a retard at the game awards made all the soibeards in the audience go :O

>>723869914
thanks you made it sound even worse by removing the buzzwords

>>723870978
Weird considering no one wanted to give him actual money. What a cult that is lol

>>723870978
He should have one, even if I think Alan Wake is a 6/10. He should be allowed to do another Quantum Break.

>>723871171
I don't think another Quantum Break is ever going to happen. At this point even Control 2 might be on shaky ground.

>>723871241
>I don't think another Quantum Break is ever going to happen.

It doesn't have to be Quantum Break 2, I just want another one with his love of American television on full display, with Alan Wake sort of hinting at it but poorly delivering.

>>723866901
shit

>>723866176
For some reason they love pushing the nigger scientist trope or the nigger detective trope
It's weird because niggers are not smart

Remedy is the most overshill studio >>723871149

>>723867865
I thought amerimutts are bad but the amount of dei niggers in bong games is something else

>>723870978
>so him dancing like a retard at the game awards made all the soibeards in the audience go :O
but it left virtually zero impact on anyone who actually plays video games. What fucking cult. People liked Max Payne...20 fucking years ago.

>>723870778
I didn't buy it, but I was vaguely interested in just for its graphical tech, as the game did look pretty. But the game itself didn't interest me whatsoever, and buying it for such a shallow reason seemed lame.

>>723871383
>shit
looks comfy

>>723871383
>that fat fuck on the right is the one shitting up /sp/ 24/7
It's all starting to make sense.

>>723869280
>party-based rpg
>lesbian
>blind nun
>tomboy thief(former orphan)
There, 3 done and dusted. Also they're all hot.

>>723864812
This. The leadership is probably full of idiots who don't know what they're doing.
t. finn who has worked in similar downward spiral company

>no one knows about the game
>it had zero marketing
Well 1.8 million people saw this vid.

>>723872594
>It wasn't even f2p
Damn, Remedy really looked at Concord and thought that was a good idea.

>>723872668
live service slop is like some kind of hack to bring down publicly traded companies, I swear to god
>yeah but imagine how many billions we could make it it DOES work!

>>723864658 (OP)
Get woke go broke

>>723864658 (OP)
I don't think Remedy ever made a successful game. All of their games always get propped up by journalists as the best thing ever and 3 months later they give them away for free on steamie hut jr, psn+, epic, etc.

>>723873825
Max Payne 2 sold well but that might as well be medieval news by now

>>723873825
This is literally not true of Max Payne 1, 2 or even Alan Wake.

>>723864658 (OP)
Jared Leto claims another victim.

I wonder if anyone made sense of the Alan Wake's plot rewriting mechanic, or the detective boards in general. After a time the latter got real tiresome and you could just brute force it from the start.
The rewrite places were getting on my nerves because it looked like a cheap trick to implement level design recylcling.

>>723866176
Materiality analysis obviously!

>>723866328
He who pays the piper calls the tune. Or, so the target audience of nu-Alan Wake would understand it as well: fuck around and find out.

>>723864658 (OP)
Man, that Actual EXCLUSIVE FUCKING DEAL IN YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY THREE really didn't fare well for them, huh.

I'm playing Control right now. Got it on GOG for free and decided to finally give it a try. It's way better than I expected, but I'm still in the beginning. You can see why the game only cost 30M, they copy pasted a lot of stuff kek
Anyway, since I'm a sucker for SCP kind of stuff, I'm having a blast, reading fucking everything collectible they drop.

>>723866176
Finland is just Sweden light, they have the same lunatic politicians that enforces wokeness and globohomo.

Why aren't you playing FBC: (Finnish Big Cock) Firebreak, /v/?

>>723874569
Yeah I like the game a lot. Spec into the throwing skill, it's very helpful

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF UNEMPLOYMENT

>>723874557
I wonder how much money Epic gives them because some devs still take that deal.

>>723874569
It has the same problem as every Remedy game. The gameplay becomes stale before you are even halfway through the story

It is incredibly satisfying seeing Remedyfags fail.

>>723874635
Well if you don't want any browns in your country maybe you should have gotten a job as an electrician or something instead of getting a meme degree, Tapio

>>723874651
I shall never pay for a live service slop.

>>723870349
*dios mío... los ogros escandinavos...
more like neanderthals, proud descendants of Grendel, I imagine

>>723872173
they get millions from "investors"
it doesn't matter if the company goes bankrupt when their personal wealth keeps increasing

>>723874823
I don't think I've ever seen an actual AAA company take the full exclusive deal, they typically only do the timed one to cash in on some easy money and lose out on some initial sale, indie and low budget studios seem to take it more

>>723869661
True fact.

>>723869280
>D/deaf

>>723864745

Their writing is usually pretty ok, it's just interesting systems they struggle with. Unironically they probably would have been better off just making traditional story driven shooters.

>>723875312
deaf is the physical disability, Deaf is the community. Yes, Deaf peopel are as retarded as trannies and always have been
Remember that Scrubs episode where a deaf father doesn't want okay a cochlear implant for his son because being part of the deaf community is so important, even though that's clearly child abuse? They literally are like that irl

>>723874840
I don't quite agree with that but it certainly became stale after I did the main quest and side bosses, and I couldn't be assed to do the DLCs on top of that

>>723874569
Problem is that the enemy variety and gameplay is really, really bad.

>>723874658
>Spec into the throwing skill, it's very helpful
I found it helpful already, especially when I'm out of bullets, which is happening a lot when facing those enemies with barriers. Thanks!

>>723874840
It seems quite short, though. I've seen numbers in the 10-15 hours. Good enough for me if I just decide to close shop. I doubt it, though. Like I said, I genuinely love this type of setting, and I'm taking my time exploring every nook and cranny.

>>723875519
Sir 30M budget pls understand sir

>>723864727
Max Payne remake, maybe?

>>723864712
No, he's just the face.

that's what you get for turning alan wake into marvelslop extended universe crap and releasing le SCP dogshit instead of more max payne

>>723867402
It's not a noose.
It's a word-weapon pointed at a company that succumbed to the woke mindvirus and needs to die off.

>>723868782
FBC Firebreak is not a game for Remedy's core audience and wasn't funded by Epic so it's no surprise it was a massive failure

as a finn it hurts to see them fall so low after Max Payne

>>723866901
Pretty chill but a bit boring desu. Finns will get mad at you for saying it, but anything "good" in Finland is of Swedish origin.
t. Foreigner living in Finland

>>723867402
I am so, so sorry. Please don't think of him as a representative of all finnish. Not all of us are like him. There are some smart and friendly people here too. I am so sorry that he has ruined the reputation of all finns.

>>723866428
are the two at the bottom supposed to be celebrities as well?

Anal Woke

>>723878472
Anal Gape Poo

>>723867402
It has nothing to do with it being a Finnish company and everything to do with it being a shit company that produces slop. If it cannot produce good games it should not exist. Understand?

>>723866176
wrote themselves into having to do so because they wanted to have warlin door be her father to link up to quantum break

compared to the average AAA studio remedy makes their games for much much cheaper

That's why i don't think they will ever go bankrupt, they will be immediately bought out.

Sony offered to do so in the past, microsoft too probably

>>723879087
They made a couple of games that were a bit mediocre, how does that warrant going
>nooo slop nooooo!!
So you just proved my point

>>723869686
Also, it makes you question if any big production was ever serious about diversity or was it always just a checklist for ESG money. If every consideration and representation of other cultures and minorities was always just a monetary transaction that goes away as soon as it's not profitable to do so. Dishonestly always has a cost.

>>723864658 (OP)
how unfortunate
heard anal woke 2 was just about to turn in its first profit

>>723864658 (OP)
Good, this guy was behind nothing but woke slop the whole time he was there.

>>723868779
>Swedish reading comprehension
Virtala was the old CEO. Mäki is the new CEO.
Mäki was the old Chairman of the Board. Österlund is the new Chairman of the Board

>>723866176
Alan Wake II was mostly developed in the peak of woke, ESG, Saint Floyd, etc. Sad to see Remedy go that route. I gave Alan Wake II a couple chances on its own merits, and it's the first Remedy game I didn't finish.

>>723880009
you are retarded if you think it's going to get any better now

remember fbc firewatch
kek

Remedy was big enough to have a board of directors when they only work on one game at a time?

>>723880879
It can

>>723866176
These companies are bleeding money and SBI are paying them to add black tokens to their games. It’s a short term solution though, and after the diversity money has dried up you start to see big wigs leave the sinking ship.

>>723866176
every cultural product in the western world will be flooded with groids
that is the natural conclusion of being ruled by semitic bankers and not having laws tat protect your cultural and historical commons.

the moment euros killed the aristocracy it was over for them.

>>723864658 (OP)
>step down from his position as the company's CEO with immediate effect
woah... I imagine he used the wrong pronouns with one of the saints.

>>723881148
Legal requirement for publicly traded company.