Thread 723898746

>Hyped up as a cute girl
>Is actually an ugly old man

The Vtuber community must be seething about getting called out.

>>723898746 (OP)
I don't care. Still fapping.

>>723898746 (OP)
I notice Pokemons vtuber inspired characters are the only decent looking characters now. at least they get something right.

the hologram was the old man for public events. the real person is still a cute a streamer.

She does exists but she's too busy playing vidya so her grandpa handles her public apppearances

>>723899187
This

>>723898746 (OP)
You are retarded aren't you?
Anyway post cute Canaris.

>>723899201
That’s funnier to me

>>723898746 (OP)
>swears at you
My rage-filled, foul-mouthed gamer gf

Honestly she's kind of a cunt
But because she is I want to drill my dick down her throat. I'm a bit conflicted about her.

Uh oh, Canari got you cornered! What would you do to get out from this situation?

>>723898746 (OP)
>teaching valuable lessons to youth
Nintendo I kneel

>>723899857
I use dig

>>723899857
Punch her exposed stomach.

>>723898746 (OP)
I always good get a good laugh out of the one Vtuber/streamer that was supposedly a trap but their entire community flipped on them when it turned out that it was a 100% biological woman instead of a crossdressing dude.

>>723899695
You know she’s a real gamer when she talks gamer language

>>723899789
Every character in the top ranks has been kinda a dick.

>>723899187
>>723899203
Copo, you jerked off to an old man lmao

>>723900047
Are tou talking about that dog v tuber

>>723900247
>dick
https://files.catbox.moe/nmaytb.jpg

>>723900396
I'm not clicking that

>>723899695
>In French she literally calls her fans the N-word

>>723900281
B-but she got the pass, didn't she!?

>>723898746 (OP)
>All this merch and still finds a spot for a pic of gramps up on the wall
cute...

No Serena. No buy.

I like the :3 detective

>>723898746 (OP)
She's a real person, retard. Did you play the game?

>>723900543
I never noticed her grandpa’s picture. That’s a nice touch

>>723900396
i clicked it and i'm glad i did
based

>>723900331
Maybe? I don't watch vtubers and only heard it from a secondhand source so I wouldn't know their name/persona specifically.

>>723900669
Ready for insertion

>>723900543
Ain't it kinda word to have a bunch of your own merch surrounding you?

>>723900582
Naveen pretty specifically says that Canari is mostly popular because of her public appearances. (That she doesn't actually do)

So no she's not a real person because no one watches or cares about her gameplay streams.Her grandpa is way more popular than she is.

>>723900784
Yes

>>723900738
Ready for marriage and handholding sex.

>>723898746 (OP)
They have seen worse

What kind of videogames she plays?

>>723901937
Puzzle games?

>>723899695
is this the first time we've seen swearing in the series?

I'm just glad people like her nice midrif

>>723899695
That only proves she's a gamer

>>723900738
She only loves a streamer

>>723900784
She makes and sells her own merch and streams out of the warehouse. But yes

>>723899695
>>723902168
In the beginning of the game it was actually off putting when Taunie said “oh man this SUCKS!” I know “sucks” isn’t a sweat but if my mom saw that when I was like 8 years old she would have flipped out

>>723901937
block dropping games

>>723902832
Ah man I wonder how many times have you posted this.

>>723902832
She only wears that hat because the is extremely weak to headpats

>>723902832
Tranny moment.

So Taunie's mom is almost definitely Malva, right?

The fact that we never hear about Canari at all in XY implies she only started streaming less than 5 years ago, right?

>>723898746 (OP)
>>Hyped up as a cute girl
>>Is actually an ugly old man
Why would the Vtuber community be upset? This has been the case for vtubers for like 6+ years now

>5 years
Is this confirmed?
Why is Lysandre so fucking old then?
Did he really go fully grey in 5 years time?

>still no mod to add all berries in a single shop so that you don't have to waste 10 seconds buying a berry at a time at the street pajeet vendors
>still no mod that removes trade evolutions
>still no mod that ports the mounts from legends arceus
>but we already got a fucking pronouns mod https://gamebanana.com/mods/628581

I have pokenigger fatigue

>>723903820
Streamer culture wasn't a thing during the 3ds era, so they didn't knew the concept to make it into the game.

>>723904159
>Is this confirmed?
yes, several times throughout the game

>>723904159
>Is this confirmed?
Yes.
>Why is Lysandre so fucking old then?
>Did he really go fully grey in 5 years time?
He got exposed to the side-effects of the ancient weapon like ZA did, which aged him physically but left him with 3000 years of extended lifespan.

>>723904197
Well obviously the actual real world explanation is that she didn't exist back then, I'm talking about an in-universe explanation

>>723902168
You try taking a 3000 year old energy laser using life energy to the face and see what happens

For me it's ninomae ina'nis

>>723904454
>k*rean

>>723904224
>>723904309
I see, I'm literally just before Gwynn so I didnt see this yet
I guess that also means hex got a really fucking bad office job or something for her to age like 20 years in 5 years

MOGGED

>>723898746 (OP)
How is she a vtuber?

>>723904597
How haggy is Iono actually?

Iono is still mentioned a few times in the game by the way

>>723898746 (OP)
Iono wasn't popular enough so they had to have a clone but more relatable, loved by everyone in the damn city, and with less clothes

>>723904804
Implied to be 30 years old in the DLC.

Despite the stereotype is there actually any vtuber that's man pretending to be a girl?

>>723904159
I assumed he was just naturally light blond and was dyeing his hair red for the team flare look.

>>723904950
Wait really?

>>723904942
I'm ready for gen 10's electric streamer who only wears a yellow and black bikini.

>>723904739
Since it's a video game and someone with that design can actually exist as characters in the world, there's kind of blurred lines in that regard.

>>723904950
hot

>>723905080
Its kinda like an actual vtuber using a photo realistic model
You cant pretend to be an anime girl if you are already an anime girl

>>723898746 (OP)
Her grandpa is so fucking hot.

>>723904972
Lots, but they're usually classified as "babiniku" and everyone knows what's going on. But there are probably others that do it and aren't as transparent.

I liked poketards more when they jerked off to horses

>>723898746 (OP)
Uh no you got it all wrong Canari does exist and is a cute girl and a streamer, is her grandad the one who handles fan events using a hologram because she is an antisocial fuck and will say gamer words in public if she is at an event.

She streams in her womancave on her grandads' storehouse, where they also keep her merchandise.

>>723904454
My

>>723900247
Jacinthe is absolutely high on megalomania, I love her.

>>723898746 (OP)
i want to fuck the puppet not the puppeteer

>>723901937
Tetris, apparently.

I like her battle intro

>>723904972
Yeah like some Hitler Miku one that got exposed a couple months ago. The ones that don't risk voice changers usually use things like voice-to-text-to-speech

>>723906332
Very cute.

>>723906332
such a slut

>>723900396
Based

>>723906332
Her grandpa endorses this behavior

>>723906570
I don't see the issue.

>>723906332
Same. Got the mega animation too?

>>723906332
Cringe.

>>723900307
>gets proven wrong
>"um actually youre wrong"
jesus christ this board is a cesspool.

>>723906909
Spotted the homosexual.

>>723898746 (OP)
>Best girl from this game is just non hag Iono
That's a white flag if I ever seen one.

>>723901937
>What kind of videogames she plays?
good morning

They literally show you her in person like two seconds after the grandpa says he uses a hologram. Play the fucking game.

>>723900784
It's a streamer room, not her personal bedroom. It's decorated specifically to look good on her stream. That's why she has plushies on her reddit shelf

>>723907310
Iono should be heavily pregnant

>>723906332
They really nailed the vapid appearance obsession all streamers have

>>723907420
Name one streamer who's room is full of there merch

>>723907310
I think best girl is Jacinthe, I can fix her.

>>723900784
You have to basically be a narcissist to be a successful streamer so that's why

>>723898746 (OP)
Next electric type gym leader streamer better be a dude on his late 30s that's pretending that he doesn't shock his Herdier.
>It's an EXP share I swear.

>>723907454
>Iono took the Fauna retirement package

>>723907631
>not making her partner pokemon a Jynx

ivor best boy

>>723907869
For some reason I was expecting a Mega Diancie since she has a Carbink on her team and Diancie is very similar to her design wise.

>>723908618
me on the left

>>723898746 (OP)
Play the game, faggot

>>723898746 (OP)
It's a very cute old man pretending to be his bitch of a granddaughter, actually.

>>723908756
>plays as a girl
>calls others faggot

>that one NPC who gives you the Electroweb TM is an Iono fan and quotes her
MY MAN, you're the only real one round here

>>723908876
Retard

>>723899187
Her grandpa probably makes all her public event. She will just curse live on stream if something happens she doesn't like. She is a brat and not the cute kind.

>>723908876
youre not very bright are you

>>723907541
Ina does
Other holos too probably but Ina definitely does

>>723909090
>>723908965
AGPfags got triggered lmao.

>>723907631
5 minutes later

>>723904159
Ultimate weapon is made with Xerneas and yveltal energy. One sucks life and other gives you immortal life so. He is an immortal grandpa now

>>723907079
You enjoy toddlerslop, you're the ultimate homosexual.

>>723908876
>>plays as a girl
oh boy do I have news for you

>>723906928
You're not wrong, but that brand of retardation is not exclusive to this board or 4chan.

>>723909471
Yes, please, I want to be Jacinthe's toy.

I haven't played the game but is Jacinthe the main villain like Chairman Rose?

>>723910480
There is no villain.

>>723904998
There's an NPC who says something like
>Iono got her start many years ago getting barely any views...just how old is she anyway?
It's left pretty ambiguous but she's older than she looks

>>723910480
No, she's just a little forceful and unhinged. The "villain" is the Prism Tower itself which is actually ANOTHER superweapon made by AZ called Ange which was supposed to be controlled by Eternal Flower Floette but goes out of control and starts attacking Lumiose.

>>723907631
She looks so strange but her antics and theme song made me love her character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8gczoGA3NE

>>723910480
Nah, she is just insane and has enough money and power to back up her insanity.

>>723910480
No, there isn't really a main villain in this, just an impending problem to deal with. The closest thing to a "villainous team" is the Rust Syndicate, but they're not really that and not named "Team Something".

Jacinthe is more just one of the later major characters you have to face off with and one of the more built up ones in terms of "oh btw this bitch is crazy strong, be careful".

>>723899857
I grab that strap thing and pull.
Seriously what is that for?

>>723898746 (OP)
How the heck are there Vtubers in the Pokemon world?
This is the same world where children as old as 10 is allowed to travel the nation unsupervised, catch wild animals, compete in violent cockfights, get money through said violent cock fights, and get into gang violence through said cockfights.

>>723913823
Why wouldn't there be?

>>723911067
My man AZ being the sole reason why "why doesn't pokémon just take over the world!" Fags and pokefags exist with his maldade WMD ICBMs and obelisks keeping any warmongering 'mon at bay.
Arceus being an inside job also doesnt help

>>723913896
if you was 10 years old, allowed to travel the fuckin world, don't need to go to school, catch animals, get into cockfights, and get money for doing it, would you spend your time watching Vtubers, of all things?

>>723908618
The aftermath of this image is really sad. Another random Japanese artist got their livelihood threatened by black twitter. It's based on a Japanese pro wrestler, but the artist didn't know how to convey that to black people who don't read Japanese.

>>723914151
I don't know how to tell you this anon, but it's possible to listen to vtubers and walk simultaneously. if anything, vtubers are natural.

>>723914151
Kiddos are glued to their Rotom phones, of course they would rather watch a streamer play vidya than go and catch some crummy pokemon creatures.

>>723908756
>give my friends at Nintendo money
Lmao
Not a cult btw

im tired of feeling horny for these pokemon trainer everytime a new games comes out, i hope they fire their character designers soon

>>723914440
Sure.

>>723914993
>what is an alpha pokemon

>>723914612
I mean you only had Iono to get horny over in scarlet and violet before the dlc so they tried their best for you.

>>723915234
>what is [cope]

>>723914993
That's just like average size.

>>723914993
The last few games have consistently had variable size, with some of them also having Alphas that are even bigger.

Pic related, my Alpha Mega Tyranitar towers over shit in online

>>723915302
You're kidding right

>>723914993
Sorry Tyrone, you lost. Pokemon come in different sizes. Machamps outbull you in the Pokemon universe.

>>723915350
adding size variations is one of the few good things game freak has done

>>723915718
Nemona doesn't look like that, also i forgot about her to be honest.

>Padela gets to watch Iono
>Kalos has to watch Canari
France can’t stop losing.

>>723914440
You can just emulate the game

>>723913823
There are going to be vtubers in everything just like there started to be cell phones in everything. It's just part of life now.

Why do people keep calling her and Iono vtubers? They’re just streamers.

>>723916554
Vtubers are streamers that are also anime characters so in anime all streamers are vtubers.

>>723914213
I am thinking more about the aftermath of her getting manhandled by four arms.

>>723904353
5 years is not that short a time to get famous, especially when you're a big titty girl.

>>723901601
Who's this?

>>723903941
Only for indie ones.

Does anyone else find it somewhat odd that the time gap between XY and Z-A is only five canonical years when it's actually been twelve years since XY came out?

>>723917786
Almost like they planned the Z version of the XY games with probably a similar story but waited until this long for some reason.

>>723913823
>How the heck are there Vtubers in the Pokemon world?
She's not a Vtuber, she's just a streamer.

Although why would vtubing not exist in the setting? Like none of the stuff you described prevents it and the setting has modern technology (and more advanced too) and this game is set in the setting's equivalent of modern day Paris.

For me it's Cecilia Immergreen of Hololive EN Justice

>>723898746 (OP)
>ugly

Tarragon is a cute grandpa who dotes over his granddaughter. He's the one who gave her her first laptop that kickstarted her streaming career and he goes out of his way to support her, even doing all her publicity events for her since she's a NEET shut in.

>>723917997
based

>>723907310
Sorry bros, but Klara is the real 10 viewer andy winner here.

>>723915803
>Nemona doesn't look like that
but she behaves like that

>>723918575
Technically not a net since she is a streamer and gets and income.

>>723918575
That's actually really cute.

>>723904353
nobody knew who The Rizzler was 5 years ago now the kid is doing interviews and has a wikipedia article

Tummyslut franchise

>>723917997
I've seen a little of Himemiya Rie, but haven't watched any full or live streams.

>>723918709
this guy gets it

>>723917947
>Although why would vtubing not exist in the setting?
>Why would vtubing or hell, even streaming exists in a setting where people are free, able to live fullfilling lives and unless you are in Paldea there's an abundance of hot women who wish to start a family
I would have an easier time believing that there's vtubers in 40K than in Pokemon.

>>723916834
ProZD

>>723907631
The funny thing about this character is that she was so obviously raceswapped that even Twitter agrees she looks better white.

>>723923207
I think there must be a certain level of "cute" first, they can't just hire a random ugly girl.

>>723923649
Yeah, there's a reason why they hide behind an avatar lmao

>>723923649
how the fuck is bae the only above average one

>>723902168
>>723902939
In the anime, Japanese language, since Lt Surge is the boisterous American cliche he also throws in a GODDAMNIT into his dialogue at one point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59PSgq7ca0

>>723924180
Because, oddly enough, people want to see an anime girl.

>>723925756
No, the person behind the jpg must be attractive in order to fulfill my fantasy, otherwise she's a whore and a slut and a liar and an uggo and...

>>723923649
Is there a female on earth that hasn't flooded the internet with selfies?

>>723923649
Most of them are 5 or 6 out of 10, Real life is really disappointing.

>>723926029
But right dude shaved is a gigachad.

>>723923649
>fuwamoco
blackest looking japanese women

>>723924919
This puts a big smile on my face. Japanese people used to think we were cool. Or at least, dumb in a charming and harmless way.

>>723923649
would breed and hold hands at the mall with all, you fags have standards too high

>>723926029
most girls are, its called average for a reason

Shotasbane

>>723906928
KEK THIS GUY COOMED TO AN OLD FAT GUY GAY FAG GAY FAG GAY FAG

who tf attracted all the /vt/rannies to our board

>>723924919
soul storm

>>723914993
game says otherwise

>simp is cuter than the streamer
Explain this.

old man tits https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G33gzuMXsAA535N?format=jpg&name=large

>>723926793
They come here to shill their failure e-whores

>>723914213
Yeah I saw it. Dude’s not gonna be dropping art on Twitter anymore. Rip.
Off to Bluesky, I guess

>>723928318
One is shy and small and other is some bad mouth whore that enslaves her grandpa to control her vtuber model to deal with her simps. That's all.

>>723928371
hm yes nice

>>723928318
They're so cute together

>>723909050
She is a brat and I'll give her correction as many times as she needs

>>723899857
I'm not caught if I'm right were I wanna be

>>723900543
Golem get ye gone

>>723926239
They're literally mutts lol

>>723899857
deflate myself by cumming by entire body weight like a sea cucumber. then slide under her while shes distracted for my getaway.

>>723923649
I'll never get vtuverfags getting offended because the girls are not actually rainbow haired anime creatures with massive boobs, is like expecting a voice actor look like a cartoon
also ina looks exactly how I imagine her, holly shit

>>723913823
It's the 40 year old boomers that are watching her streams.

>>723900247
Not my future brother in law Ivor, he's legitimately a good dude if a bit simple.

>>723924919
>based on american soldiers living in japan
>first thing he does is grab the nearest underage japanese girl
sounds about right.

>>723913801
You wouldn't want to know

I have one voucher left for ym switch 2. If I'm retarded enough to enjoy Violet and ZA am i retarded enough to enjoy Sword or should i use my voucher on like... animal crossing...

>>723936530
Scarlet/Violet and ZA are good games. Sword/Shield are bad games and probably the lowest point of the series.

>>723936675
Hearing someone on /v/ say Violet and ZA are good games but Sword/Shield are bad is very concerning to me.

>>723936737
Yeah, SwSh was abysmally shit and SV was just bad.

>>723936530
Yeah, you are.
t. retarded enough to enjoy all three

>>723936737
why do you think I'm shitposting? Sword/Shield are awful games with no redeeming qualities.

where did the vtuber = crossdressing men thing come from anyway? the only babiniku I know is norakyatto, which is who everyone brings up, but his viewerbase always knew he was babiniku and he still has a following and threads about him on futaba
My hypothesis has always been that people just lumped in vtubers (mostly ugly or old women trying to win simpbux from loners) with vrchat degens (who are actual trannies roleplaying as anime girls)

>>723936898
Never said that you're shitposting, only that if I keep hearing that S/V and ZA are bad games all the time that someone saying the opposite but that S?W are bad makes me wonder jsut how bad S/W actually are in comparison.

>>723936919
it's just people who hate vtubers spinning the narrative. they don't need an example to base it on because "there are no girls on the internet" is a concept that's been around long before most vtubers were ever born.

>>723904197
>>723904353
back then there was still streaming culture? Trainer PR/Pokevision was a thing. It is just that rotom phone tech made it more widespread because there's no need to use a pokemon center anymore. Then it just evolved like real life. The holographic tech was there in XY too.

>>723898746 (OP)
thats only hotter
men pretending to be girls online are better and more fun than roasties who still act like roasties online where they are worthles

>Pokegirls are all top tier
Gamefreak's still got it.

>>723936919
There's plenty of female avatar vtubers who are actually men and many don't even try to hide it. You can go search the category on twitch and find hundreds of them.

>>723899695
>>723900281
Canari, at the bridge

>>723936898
It had better character designs than SV and a better Gym Leader theme

You think people other than me would like a system where pokemon who are like 4 levels weaker than you give zero exp?

>>723940389
Pretty sure everyone would at least prefer it to what we got now

>>723940389
Xenoblade 3 did that. It annoyed a lot of peopel I remember, but for pokemon it could work actually. And keep it rather balanced.

What's the explanation for technology being so advanced in the pokemon world and yet fully grown adults getting their ass beat by kids in pokemon fights? Surely as an adult you should have a full team of level 100 pokemon if its so easy that a kid could do it, no?

>>723940389
ok but theres not really many wild pokemon over 50+ in most pokemon games so what will you do for the grind to 100?

>>723940484
xenoblade 3 has a job system and the jp is heavily scaled, so killing things like 10 levels under you barely get any jp.

>>723936919
A serious answer is that it's a combination of vtuber fans themselves and older internet users. The "vtubers = men with voice changers" thing is a joke done by tons of the girls in the vtubing community and restated with sincerity by the older internet users standing by the "no girls on the internet" maxim. There may have been a more serious resurgence of posts insisting vtubers aren't women, but that's less to with vtubers and more to do with sharty newfags.
You're not wrong about ugly or old women on twitch crying about vtubers though, as they whined so hard they made separate categories for vtubers just so they wouldn't be mogged anymore. Hell, pokemane (sp?) was one of the proponents of vtubers being pedophilic crossdressing rings until she got suspended over it.

I still can't tell if the Canari part was incredibly cringe by forcing you to participate, or incredibly on the nose for depicting Canari and all of her fans as losers

>>723940514
The games kinda streamline it for you but pokemon training actually requires proper upkeep. This means you need to feed them, house them, play with them, and train them to get them stronger.
It's why most trainers only carry around three pokemon max of a single type, as it's easiest to maintain.

I remember in the older games you would want to breed a level 1 pokemon because pokemon trained by a human would be stronger stat wise then a wild pokemon but apparently thats not a thing anymore and breeding is about some IV/EV thing? I thought maybe breeding was for natures but those can be changed with an item drommwhat I hear.

>>723911368
She was genuinely funny as hell and then her theme's a fucking bop I'm surprised more people aren't as interested in her. >mfw getting a triple kill in Battle Club while this theme plays

The final boss was actually a good bit harder than I thought it was gonna be. Didn’t lose though, but I kinda had to just play like a pussy with ranged attacks cause I didn’t wanna use revives.

>>723900396
>>723900247
Black people have big lips this just breaks my immersion. I shall be fapping to her bbc thoughever

Since you guys are talking about V-Tubers, I listened to Nihmune sing Cunningham, and it was nice.

>>723924180
>>723924830
>>723925831
>>723926029
Gura's a cutie tho.

>>723909471
>Make lesbian character who is in an abusive relationship
>Name her "Lesbian"
A little bit on the nose there Gamefreak, huh?

>>723923649
Wtf I wanna know what Biboo looks like

>>723923223
Sure thing if you're schizophrenic

>>723898746 (OP)
Would you ignore a real girl trying to get your attention in favor of your streamer waifu?

Why does she look like that?

D G 4 !

>>723942182
Without a doubt

>>723942328
She's cringing

>>723936919
There are twitch thots unironically so assblasted about vtubers that they tried banning them from twitchcon. When that failed, they demanded that vtubers "face reveal" if they want to attend which tricked some staff into enforcing a rule that went against the con's policies. Those staff members are ultra fired now alongside the ones who allowed a simp to sexually assault a twitchie doing some handshake event.

>>723906332
The biggest tits in the games this side of Wicke.

>>723943187
I think Zinnia is canonically has the biggest breasts

>>723943331
artist?

>>723943374
@ooomuller

>>723943436
nice thanks

>>723942328
She does that expression all the time, but I have no fucking idea what it means, contempt? Pity? Embarrassment? Cringe? Or just a very forced smile?

>>723907310
Iono is supposed to be old? Whats the source for that?

>>723943481
Brain tumor

She still got it

>>723923649
Would trade and battle pokemon with Sana

>>723926029
hey sar
post your face so we can rate it

>>723899063
>Retard did not see the big-assed detective, the ghost girl or the cocoa princess.

>>723923649
>Half of them are Asian
Ina and FuwaMoco I get but Sana and Bae?

>>723900247
The buff russian is pretty cool, and his sis clearly has a crush on the MC and only is mean to Naveen.

>>723900546
There's a chance the bigger missing characters will be in Mega Dimension, most likely are Sycamore, Clemont, Diantha, Calem and Serena.

>>723904804
She's implied to be in her 39s, she uses the oversized parka to hide her tits and ass.

>>723918709
>>723919569
My fucking brothers

>>723943917
I think Korrina might return considering the AZ gift in postgame and the fact that Lucario is getting a new Mega

>>723943971
*30s

>>723943521
Some NPCs in-game allude to it saying she has been streaming for years but still acts like a teenager.

>>723943971
>She's implied to be in her 30s
Her age hasn't been implied to be anything aside from being an "Adult" in Pokemon Masters EX

>>723944017
True.
Analyzing the leaked Megas it's also pretty possible Sycamore will be in it now that Garchomp has been confirmed to be his ace, the two Raichu forms could point at either Serena and Calem or Clemont and Bonnie and Glimmora could end up in a surprise appearance by Geeta.

>>723944294
Wait, a Gen 9 Pokemon is getting a Mega?

How do I get into the eastern half of wild zone 5? I have to get sticks but there doesnt seem to be a way in.

>>723944354
Check at your own risk. 6 Gen 9 megas since each Tatsugiri form is getting a different mega

>>723944354
Four pokemon from gen 9 are getting megas according to the leaks.

>>723944392
There will be sludge blocking the way, use a water move to clear it and go across some shallow water, you will find the sticks in an area with an alpha Whirlipede.

>>723944451
CYNTHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>723944392
Wash off the sludge piles with water moves and follow the road.

>>723944451
>Crabominable
Literally the only pokemon I wish they'd just fully delete from the series

>>723944294
>Your rival uses Mega Absol during XY postgame
>Sycamore confirmed having a Garchomp in Z-A
>Korrina's Lucario shown and mentioned

>>723944532
Same, Crabrawler should have remained a single-stage Pokemon.

>>723944451
Imagine if they made Mega Evolutions for the Ultra Beasts or Paradox Pokemon.

>>723911368
Theres nothing strange about black people, Anon.......

>>723944481
>>723944521
Thanks anons I didnt think the entrance would be a sewer system on the opposite side.

>>723943370
>>723943397
Now make her unzip that top

>>723921154
>where people are free, able to live fullfilling lives
The existence of Teams implies the Pokemon world is not all roses and sweets. Hell, the existence of Emma herself in this and XY does. Who the fuck lets you meet a character and tells you "btw she eats trash from random people's garbage" if the setting is perfect?

just because you wear a facemask it doesn't mean you have to be a blowjob expert, come on.

>>723941657
So funny AGPsis.

>>723948035
But it’s SO HOT-

>>723929520
Imagine double handjobs...

>>723909050
She said she doesn't curse on streams because she has her chat rooting for her and it keeps her calm.
A real Canatic would know this.

>>723923649
I want to study marine biology with Mumei

>>723923649
raora?

>>723948859
beeg cat means beeg ____

>>723937194
SwSh were made with zero effort, they're a combination of the most linear and restrictive route design the series has ever had even plus a Wild Area that's like a pre-alpha of Legends Arceus with no points of interest and completely flat terrain. It also has a laughable story that constantly dangles interesting stuff in your face only to not let you see or do it and the only somewhat involved sequence of events outside of just doing the gyms happens immediately before the champion fight. The DLC is substantially better as it's all Wild Areas with more thoughtful design but still inferior to Arceus.

You can rightfully shit on SV for the graphics and performance on Switch 1 and some game design elements like lack of level scaling in the story objectives, but it's a vastly more memorable and entertaining game than SwSh. And I think hate for ZA is mostly just kneejerk shitposting. If you accept that it goes for a different experience than the main games, it knows what it wants to do and is good at it just like Arceus.

I still think Legends Galar could be cool if it actually comes out.

>hit credits
>Yusuke Kozaki credited as one of the character designers
Huh. If I had to guess he did Ivor and the Gris duo. It will be immediately obvious once we get 2D art since his style is so distinctive.

>>723923649
Kinda wanna kiss all of those

>>723899063
gwyn looks way better than the vtumor design

>>723948662
Most of those I am not too familiar with, but would kiss Shiina.

>>723943643
>you need to be a chef to say shit tastes bad

>>723905793
what a garbage design

>>723943481
It's quirk chungus

>>723904454
For me it's Menace

>>723950579
>same guy that did speed grapher is doing designs for pokemon now
huh

>>723951261
He's the most prolific Fire Emblem artist and has been a guest artist on Xenoblade so it's not very surprising he'd eventually get to do Pokémon too.

kek

>>723951310
>He's the most prolific Fire Emblem artist
That's Hidari

>>723951460
I like Hidari the best but Kozaki is the one who's got the most work on the series which is what prolific means. Two main games, the first Warriors and approaching a decade as the main artist in Heroes.

>>723951402
She is a big girl

>>723904353
Like most streamers she started during the Pokerus pandemic.

>Clemont comes back from his long vacation/training journey/whatever in the DLC
>finds Prism Tower stripped down to its metal skeleton, overrun with plants and housing randomly rotating level 65 alphas at the base

>>723950579
He's been working on Pokemon since Go. And not just charactet designs but since SwSh Pokemon designs aswell. My guess is he designed the Megaevolution of Falinks since its his creation

>>723952096
Like the professor in Go? I've never followed it so I'm not much aware of its OCs.

>Mega Falinks
Took me a while to notice the chest guy is always squirming trying to hold up the much bigger head guy, that's really funny.

>>723952632
Filling their bellies with semen

She's a sexy little fertile teen

Stinky gamer

Pathetic tranny necrobumps.

.

>>723944451
>new for Pokemon that already have
SO CRINGE MEGAS ARE SO CRIIIINGE

>>723957167
>>723957924
She must be part lickitung

>>723898746 (OP)
I hate to be all 'old man yelling at clouds' here but I still don't understand this Vtuber stuff.
These are just people who play a video game while roleplaying as some kind of anime person, right? It's insane to me that this is as popular as it is.
These people are getting sponsorships and even added to video games as bonus content for just... playing a video game while being annoying and presenting as an anime person?
I really do not get it. And yeah, obviously a lot of them are just going to be guys.

This is barely different from encountering 'teehee cute gorl xD' in the chat rooms back in the day. It's ALWAYS some weird guy.

>>723958524
It's just a streamer using a 3d model. It's literally that... You are overthinking.

>>723958624
Right... so why are they getting so much fanart and being added to video games and all this shit?
Especially when it could very easily turn out to be some fat old dude.
And I've never heard one of them just talking like a normal person, they all have weird anime voices and are very obviously faking a personality.

>>723958728
Because it's easier to make fanart of an anime character? What kind of question is that? They just use a vtuber model to stay anonymous. It's literally as simple as that. Some people don't want their face on the internet.

>>723958824
I don't think you're understanding the spirit of the question. I'm asking why they're getting the fanart to begin with. Why do people enjoy this? Why are they popular and famous enough to get game sponsorships and content? That's the part I don't understand.
It's just a streamer but annoying and hiding behind an anime OC avatar.

>>723959013
Why people enjoy things? Good question.

How in the actual fuck is there not a single picture of Jacinthe getting pounded by a BWC yet bro What the fuck is wrong with these porn artists wasting no time doing their trash NTR kink but ignoring the most obvious fetish bait ever put into a piece of media

I like the images of her being MACHAMP'D

Posting who's shaping up to be the most underrated girl in the game.

>>723941657
Dislexia is a sad disease, anon.

>>723923649
god I miss Ame

>>723959013
Yes, regular streamers are also popular and famous enough to get fanart, be enjoyed by many people, and be added to videogames.

>>723923649
Show me Elizabeth Bloodflame

>>723923649
Are any of these real? I feel like it could just be made up from random pictures.

>>723898746 (OP)
I've only known Ichigo for around 7 years, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this thread and then myself.

>>723898746 (OP)
For me it was Lilyhops and this is how you feel a week's worth of post-nut in an instant.

>>723923649
Gura cute, Calli cute, Ame cute, Surprised twins ARE actually twins but cute
>>723941875
No you dont. Not unless you have a girl failure kink. Biboo is confirmed a lazy twat with a trash closet and junk food obsesed
>>723959870
I can confirm Mori's, Ina's and Ame's are real. The last one of Mori's was from her old avatar's twiter; DemonDice, same with Ina and her old avatar. And Ame/Dooby has outright said her name on stream and people can look her up (She's Puerto Rican)

>>723936919
seething women

>>723900047
Nothing beats "little lore drop" or whatever the phrase was

>>723960570
Seems in-character for her.

>>723959870
Most of them are. Ozempic dealt with the fatasses.

>>723899789
>>723899857
>>723899695
>>723906332
>>723962193
i desperately need her to findom me

>>723962295
Naveen calm down

>>723898746 (OP)
Can this game be emulated without issues now?

>>723962128
Cant speak to the others, but apparently since joining Holo, Calli has become a total /fit/bitch gym rat. To the point that she literally picked up and yeeted another member during stream

>>723960570
Kiara's are also real, and I'm decently sure Nerissa's is too, at least the middle pic

>>723963269
Kiara gets on my nerves. Like i know none of them are "real" in the sense theyre all doing characterization of themselves. But Kiara comes off as even more fake and disingenuous than the rest to the point of being plastic.

>>723962295
Back again huh, you really don’t learn, do you? Maybe you just enjoy losing to me… I can see you getting all flustered that I'm bringing it up.

Save us both some time; get down on your knees, hand over all your money and crawl out of my gym. Don't forget to thank me bitch

>>723959347
does she take her glasses off and become hot

>>723959347
Why does she look like a Hisuian Zoroark?

>>723898746 (OP)
Average only fans situation, at least the old man is white and not Indian.

>>723944451
>>723944532
I wish they fixed him, I like Ice Pokemon and every fucking time they get the short end of the stick

>>723898746 (OP)
>>723909050

>>723964298
HNNNNNGGG
post tag!!

>>723967916
Make the soijak brown.

>>723943187
Wicke, Melony, Katy all have huge boobs.

>>723964298
hot

>>723923649
Mumei managed to turn out still looking like a pretty dork despite all her health issues.

>>723923649
Nerissa is painfully average but YJK shes a freak in the sheets

are French girls really like this?

>>723967948
>>723970304
Tag in the filename.

>still playing pokeshit
>literally have a whole board dedicated to this shit
What the fuck?

>>723943521
NPC in game say she's been at it for years and in Masters EX she has some wague refrences to her age

>>723971396
still video games

>>723970897
not exactly, real French girls are even stinkier

>>723971491
This thread is just erp and porn

>>723951402
>This guy is such a fucking manlet that his feet don't touch the floor when he's sitting in that big sofa trying to intimidate you and Lida
KEKAROO

>>723971491
for the sake of replying in fairness, I went through the whole thread. I didn't see any videos of gameplay. perhaps people talked about it, but I didn't spend a lot of time reading it all.

>>723898746 (OP)
finish the quest subhuman

>>723908876
its obviously not his screenshot you moron

>>723942182
Lida is too stupid in an unsexy way to be worth paying attention to.

>>723943481
>>723942453
>>723942328

>>723971248
wtf scary...

>>723971828
At least this pokegirl is an adult

>>723974410
>its milly
guh

>>723907631
I thought you guys said that Nintendo didn't get hit by DEI.

>>723942182
>a nigga in pokemon

Why

>>723975012
Yet, said nigga is the most French of team MZ
>Curry on fucking croissants?
>That shit is blasphemy

>>723975012
It's France

>>723975248
>>723975412
>french
>black

hahahaha

>>723900491
Nope, she's crossing the bridge illegally.

>>723975485
Oui.

>>723975485
More French than you, putain

Mega Froslass is probably the best looking new mega evo.
I think i like most of them anyway the only one i truely hate is mega feriligatr

if only canari had fair skin

>>723976725
I love Mega Zygarde just being Perfect Form holding a BFG even though it's objectively lazy.

>>723975485
fun fact: france's second largest region is in south america!

>>723976941
I haven't actually seen that one yet

>>723947886
It's the same thing as being a hobo in Norway, a choise. People there are homeless because they wish to, not because they have to and I bet it is the same in Pokemon. Hell, a team of 6 mons focused on survival would make living in the wilderness easy mode.

>>723909050
all brats are cute

>>723977065
Whoops, sorry. I hope you don't mind the spoiler too much and that it just sparked your imagination.

>>723977051
LOL

>>723977153
I'm on /v/ i expect to get spoilered at some point

>>723977073
Sometimes it feels like it depends on what the writers of a specific game are feeling like, but Lumiose City specifically has never shied away from depicting poverty. On top of Emma, Z-A adds the Rust Syndicate whose leaders were also street rats like her whom Lysandre gave charity to and who eventually became a mafia. There's a whole subplot about the protagonists getting entangled with them due to bullshit interest rates on a loan.

>>723977593
>but Lumiose City specifically has never shied away from depicting poverty.
Fucking show me the Lumiose favela district then. And better make it a proper hellhole because said district in IRL France is more dangerous than some of the active warzones of the world.

>>723978084
Every district in Z-A can become that night's designated hellhole where people hide in the shadows and sneak up on you with their Pokémon.

She exists, her grandpa just handles her public appearances with a hologram so she can focus on gaming and streaming.

>>723976880
it's light enough that you won't be able to see it in the kids I'm going to have with her
She's crazy for whites also you can tell it from her eyes

I seriously hope you guys don't have dr*gons in your team.

>>723898746 (OP)
Gamefreak is genuinely woke but they somehow still continue to make the hottest girls

>>723902474
I'm so glad it's a midriff on a stacked woman instead of on a boring cunny this time around

>>723913823
Not everyone is a Pokemon trainer, most aren't. Most people in the Pokemon world are just ordinary people working ordinary jobs

>>723977073
Emma was a 16 year old homeless girl who didn't even know how to read or write

>>723921154
Being a Pokemon Trainer doesn't pay the bills unless you're really good at it. That's why most trainers are kids with no bills to pay.

>>723979118
Emma should have just found a rich uncle to fuck and mooch off from

>>723980176
Does this fat bastard who made her do bad deeds for money count? She's still fond of him and got to keep the cool suit he gave her.

>>723898746 (OP)
Honestly respected that she's a sperg autist who only good at gaming and her grandpa is the PR and money maker. Wonder how far she'd actually make it on her own. People shit on Iona for her but really at least Iona is good at battling and streaming

Also Canari challenge was a bit irksome it was mostly just being told what to do which sucked wish it was actual pokey trivia or something but nope info about a random girl I just learned about being told to me by a simp and a neckbeard.

>>723979887
Even a lowlife waigie lives better than 80% of the people IRL. For starters his minimum wage allows him a roof in a capital city. Not even mentioning the other things like having a cool pet that can help with the bills just by feeding it.

>>723979887
That makes a lot of sense. The world of Pokémon is a fairy land for children until you become a taxpayer. Then you realize how the free pokecenter visits and cheap pokeballs are possible.

>>723900281
>>723900491
Think she is a gyaru, you know japan is very "either you are BLACK or you are a tan asian/gyaru" they let it be known why all the black girls are BLACK. Like they don't believe in lighter shades usually.

>Now want a green or art of Iona ragebaiting this loser

>>723942328
I like that look. It's the kind of look of discomfort girls have around me when we're the only ones in the room.

>Jett: After the incident five years ago, Lumiose City was hemorrhaging people, and property values were in free fall. This is why the urban redevelopment plan was established. But it was a risky venture. The mayor could not find businesses willing to take on the project. And so it fell to my company: Quasartico Inc.

The game flat out says that Mayor Shekelstein was desperate to get people and business to come to Lumiose after the shit Team Flare did in XY caused people to move out, property value to plummet, tourism to slow down

>>723942328
>le "welcome home honey, y-youre here early!" face

>>723982685
Ah yes, cause black people is the way to fix your city

>>723898746 (OP)
>cute
There is nothing cute about either of the abominations that have represented my favorite type this gen.
Iono i took great pleasure shitting on with a mono-electric team of my own and my Raichu shit all over fucking Canary Mary alone.
For the love of god, gen 10 needs to give me a cool dude like Surge as a rep again.

>>723982702
>le

>>723983246
Are you saying you liked Iona but didn't like canari?

>>723898746 (OP)
Name one cute vtuber that's unironically an old man

>>723984323
Well not v-tuber but their was that one motorcyle japanese man who did the cute girl thing


Also bet their are more than we'd like to think, with voice filters, avatars, ai probably at least 1 in 10 aren't always actually a girl

>>723984016
No, I'm saying I fucking hated both and took great pleasure in shitting on those abominations who dare to use my favorite type.

>>723907310
ThiccwithaQ needs to draw them both hatefucking one another.

>>723984493
>at least 1 in 10 aren't always actually a girl
Just name one popular one though. It should be obvious. Even a suspected one.
They don't exist because it would be painfully obvious.

>>723982685
>imports a pack of aggressive lions including a giant alpha in the middle of your favorite plaza
Was it worth it?

>>723904197
Yeah, but the game says that Canari is only big in Kalos right now. And there's a reference to Iono in the game, so her career has already started and she's famous worldwide. Canari is simply a newer and younger streamer compared to Iono, who's stated in SV to have started several years ago.

>>723919446
Dumb bimbo

>>723982445
The Poke Centers are paid by the Pokemon League in order to encourage trainers.

>>723985167
Yeah, with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGN0Ve-e1UM&t=1s

Bros... Canari just got called out!

>>723986092
Pretty much. Iono's employed and endorsed by her region's Pokemon League to stream her challenger battles so it's natural that her numbers and fame would be bigger while Canari was forced to have a 5 minute break from streaming games to have your promotion match in some ghetto warehouse.

>>723986881
i don't remember who this even is to be honest

>>723988372
Still a nice midriff

>>723917786
12 years is way too big for a timeskip. Calem and Serena could be close to 30. With 5 they're early adults like Emma, much better.

>>723988372
Taunie, female rival if you pick male mc.

>>723988663
God damn, i feel like i missed out now

>>723988741
You did

>>723988832
Sorry, but whenever there's no gyaru representation I must step in, so I had to pick female MC.

>>723988741
you were already missing out

>>723989345
Not crossdressing like a fag

I need more Lida Fanart

>girl is cute because she is small and slender
>artists draw her ass fat generic +18 porn characters

>>723943370
>>723943397

>plain white
somehow pretty neat

>>723993348
>ON-MODEL, ON-MODEL, ON-MODEL, ON-MODEL
>I HATE BOOBS
WWAAAAAH

>>723985771
I mean I don't watch vtubers anon I could barely name 5 besides maybe gawr and the watson girl. Also I mean you say that but are we counting only corpo ones or all of them?

>>723993550
>nooo, please everything has to be a landwhale, even children

>>723993815
>think of the children!
>but also...think..of the children!~....
LMAO

>>723986092
It's implied she's been at it a while since her merch and plus are all over the city. Also not kalos just lumiose it seems, as she says her goal for becoming A rank is to push herself across kalos and have gaming tournements in the city.

Iona is probably slightly older than her but at best only 2-3 years. An most of canari growth seems to come from her grandpa help all she does is game he holds the events and gains her support also he sells her merch.
>>723988143
I mean Iono also gives you the fair 1 on 1 to even get to canari is a bitch and she says she hadn't even battle in months. So she really is lazy gamer as we see, she basically just stays in her room and games. Her grandpa brings the fake personality.

Iona is a elite battler and fights daily but also streams and does it all herself. Iona is just a harder worker

>>723993021
Girl next door kind of feel with that one.

No one brings it up but what the fuck is canari panties never seen anything like it why is it a one side strap.

It's only a matter of time until a streamer from Pokemon becomes more popular than actual real world streamers.

Sinnoh Canari

>>723995017
lmao, this used up hag trying to be relevant so bad.

>>723994560
I'd wager it's more likely to be a part of her pants, sorta like a weird suspender

>>723995140
lmao.

>>723995309
See at first thought it was her satchel but saw it's inside her pants, also still even a weird suspender if it was two sided then it'd make some sense

You did collect all 100 screws and turn them in for a giant Canari plushie to hug while you sleep, didn't you /v/?

>>723986881
>>723993021
I found these two pretty annoying and boring

>Taunie holds your hand for like an hour keeping me from exploring the town and catching mons
>Lida basically just the le quirky girl and is useless
>Naveen was surprisingly cool and chill, even if he's a simp and black

>>723898746 (OP)
Why does she wear the COVID mask? Is she a shill for the WHO?

>>723995808
Japs wear masks all the time, even prior to covid.

>>723996554
Yeah it's part of eastern streetwear/urban core fashion actually.

>>723995140
The lightning dog got what was coming for him. Deserved for having the shittiest moveset ever known for an Electric-type.

>>723996674
>>723996554
She's not asian, she's French.

>>723900543
eeletectross is a great mon.
i love him.

>>723997094
It's a japanese game

>>723997094
yeah but they specifically say she's based on urban/street wear she's 100% a gyaru as well it's all in the vibe. Plus let's be honest not a lot of french girls even in the game design wise taunie felt more american or random euro to me

>>723993713
Just popular ones.
I've watched them a fair bit and I don't think it's common at all.
It doesn't long to learn what these people are like, even if they're trying to play characters.

>>723998941
Ok think right except last part, it's 100% a persona aka why they change characters often. In fact say popular/corpo ones are fakest as they have tons of rules like real idols so can't be as honest and personal.

>>723995650
Lumiose is confusing. I will never find all those screws without a guide.

>>723914353
You water sir?
No vaporeons don't count

>>723940484
>>723940620
most annoying thing is you can alter your level in xenoblade3 freely....just only upwards until you beat the game because ????
It's just a fucking damn good system, but monolith needs to let us shift up or down as needed.

She's just SO insanely hot. Kids shouldn't be allowed to play this game.

>>723941875
Biboo is 30+ half asian oppai loli

>>724003196
She a fake star, and autist who is weak asf

>>723898746 (OP)
>Hyped up as a cute girl
>Is actually an ugly old man
just like in real life

>>723939127
Found the ERPing latino

>>723913823
have you ever noticed how all of the stores you go to have employees and customers? not everyone in the pokemon world is a pokemon trainer retard

>>723898746 (OP)
Is she Latina?

>>723985771
trannies are men, and it's known that there are plenty of trannies that do the whole vtuber thing. doesn't mean they're popular though. that aimbot tranny that /v/ was sperging about is an example.

>>723991342
I don't understand moonrunes why did she sit on eel

>>723984323
Kuroboshi, the creator of Abby and Ninomae Ina'nis, and the artist behind Kino's journey

>>724007039
shes french

>>724007220
I'm sure this page is full of the most retarded dialog imaginable by a living being like any doujin, but my assumption is that eelektross fell in love with the chair because it's the same color as him, and she sat on him by accident. I don't know why though, this character is thin. it's not like she has a nog sized anus

>>724007410
>artist
No one involved with vtuber slop should ever be called an artist

>>724004878
She is a brat who swears, needs correcting

>>723933327
>>based on american soldiers living in japan
Any lore on this?

>>724008073
I don't think I'll ever understand your autistic sperging against vtubers, though you're such a minority that it won't ever really matter.

>>724008374
It's understandable since vtuberfags are all brown simps

>>724008715
you say this in the thread made by japs who put two vtubers in two of their games in a row

>>724008792
They aren't vtubers, just normal streamers

>>724008792
Shhh you're gonna ruin his narrative

>>724008965
What goddamn narrative, neither Iono nor Canari are vtubers

>>724009171
Canari half the time is a vtuber, kinda. But it's her grandpa that controls her 3d model.

>>724008374
>>724008715
>>724008792
>>724008965
The funniest part is that ZA presents streamer followers as smug fat neckbeards with nothing in life beyond simping and quiet little feminine shitskins who have meltdowns the moment anything that's said about their streamer isn't straight up praise.

>>724009485
I mean, yeah. Twitchcon is a hellish place and when your main audience is gamers you're gonna come across some abominations. It's just true to life.

>>724009485
Another thing GF nailed is how both Iono and Canari feel utter contempt for their fans.
Hell, Canari actually says she would actually be happy if you visited her more often when she realizes you aren't a fan and that you only wanted to meet her for the promotion match.

>>724009624
>Twitchcon
Dude, its all the simps.

>>724009992
And this guy must be the average /vt/ poster.
Autistic, brown, no personality traits other than simping and being meek.

>>724009485
That fat dude and Naveen really are sad simp characters.

>>724010089
>>724010212
The ghost trainer is based because she hates and ignores this retard.

>>723898746 (OP)
didn't play the game award

>>723951225
actual unironic whore. ew