Thread 723901713

Why is he so cool?

skill
build
outfit

>>723901713 (OP)
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No it isn't

Swole

>>723901713 (OP)
Not cool enough to be the main character though.

Cooler than Yakumo? Haha, yeahh. Ok...

>>723903291
Shut up

>>723901713 (OP)
He has no personality

>>723901713 (OP)
He has no grace

>you will play as this zoomer for your first playthrough
>we could have given you a choice right from the beginning but we decided not to

>>723901713 (OP)
He is what everyone here wants to deep: irremediably autistic but his competence in an area that literally everybody else needs is such, that everyone looks up to him and they can't oppose it, which makes him automatically charismatic without even trying to be.

Ryu always has the coolest battlecries and just grunting sounds when doing moves.

>>723907118
>wants to be deep inside
A freudian slip if I ever had one.

>>723901713 (OP)
because he's cold and almost edgy
the most insane thing is happening and he acts like it's nothing

>>723901713 (OP)
why did they design such a retarded successor/rookie character in yakumo
hes trying way too hard with all his accessories, 2 hair colors and gay voice
nero >>>>>>>>>>>>> yakumo > whatever bayonettas child is called

>>723901713 (OP)
I really dont like his outfit this time around

>>723901713 (OP)
He looks retarded to me.

>>723907529
To be fair, Nero needed a whole second game for people to actually care about him, along with the removal of his love interest.

>>723907529
Nero is garbage and dmc is garbage too how did vergil have sex but dante is still a retarded virgin. roflcopter.

>>723907796
Your phone went black and you're looking at your reflection.

>>723907883
>how did vergil have sex
you don't understand women

>>723901713 (OP)
He protects women!

>>723901713 (OP)
He kinda isn't.
>inb4 you don't get it! he's le stoic and serious!!
You can be that WITHOUT being a piece of cardboard completely devoid of any personality that barely reacts to stuff that's happening.
>oh so you think he should do silly dances and say some marvel quips in response to everything like Spiderman or Dante!!!
No.

Shepard, Geralt, Master Chief and even Ryu (from Street Fighter) are all stoic and serious but they don't sacrifice character development or are prohibited from reacting to the events and characters around them.

>Struggle in many missions on Hard difficulty as Yacuckmo, always dying at least 2-3 times, sometimes 10+ times
>Get B and C ranks all around
>Start playing as Ryu
>Don't die a single time and get A+ ranks all the time
>Even beat his Hell difficulty purgatories without dying once
this dude made me feel such relief I thought I was washed up, turns out I just hate Yakumo

>>723907883
Dante has sex, he just can't form lasting relationships and doesn't cum inside.

>>723901713 (OP)
He is so...SO...TOWAH

>>723906865
I imagine those were moves and abilities they wanted to give to Ryu to make the new game feel "new" and not just a copy/paste of everything they came out with so far. But they were all like "let's just make a whole new character. And pray that he doesn't come off as a mock character like pic related"

>>723909030
The game came out less than two days ago, how have you managed to play it so many times?

>>723911035
Take days free, no life Ninja Gaiden 4, life is good.

>>723911685
Based ninja chad

>>723908394
Is that Irene? This looks older than NG2

>>723912137
that's DOA3 newnigga

>>723902456
And that's a good thing!

>>723912543
So not Irene?

>>723908394
I have only played DOA2(PS2), and DOA5&6 (PC). Do DOA3, 4 and Dimensions emulate well?

>>723914686
no

>>723915407
Then how do I play them. :(
I am not buying the hardware.

>>723917185
You need a Muttbox for old DOAs and NGB/2

>>723908707
Some people are more serious than others ryu is as serious as you can get

>>723901713 (OP)
giacomo is cooler

>>723901713 (OP)
because he's cold

>>723914686
don't listen to that anon. doa3 and dimensions runs really well (with minor issues) on xemu and citron respectively. dunno about 4 cuz I hate how dogshit xenia handles TN games

>>723901713 (OP)
>Casually counters > half circle up > 360 degrees + cums in your gf
>Upon raiding his home in revenge, you come across a ninja scroll detailing this move
>he calls it izuna style

>>723918595
fuck me I meant to say citra

>>723907118
Really good analysis anon. Also a sick design