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Can Nintendo Switch the Switch 2 around?
What went so wrong with the Switch 2? Why did it fail to capture the magic of the Switch 1 and lack the sales potential it has? Why doesn't anyone discuss it on here or talk about it on here?
Anonymous No.723923279 [Report] >>723927284 >>723931192 >>723940396
>>723923065 (OP)
you people talk about it every single day
Anonymous No.723923450 [Report]
Macacosnoy Eric thread.
Anonymous No.723923764 [Report] >>723924941
Still buying a Switch 2
Anonymous No.723924036 [Report] >>723927489 >>723927573 >>723942848
they'll be fine
Anonymous No.723924068 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
I'll bite
>What went so wrong with the Switch 2?
Nothing
>Why did it fail to capture the magic of the Switch 1
It didn't
>and lack the sales potential it has?
It has higher potential than Switch 1
>Why doesn't anyone discuss it on here or talk about it on here?
It is discussed here constantly
Anonymous No.723924231 [Report] >>723924339 >>723924586 >>723924798 >>723927627 >>723937541
Nintendo target audience are kids, females and trannies, plus the american """males""" aka soisissy manchildren.
If you buyeted the ScamTablet 2 you should probably kys unironically.
Anonymous No.723924310 [Report] >>723924734 >>723924821 >>723925383
Why can't Nintendo shills just make a thread celebrating Nintendo? Why does it always have to be falseflagged and samefagged under the pretense that Nintendo is being attacked? It's the strangest victim complex I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.723924339 [Report]
>>723924231
t. Shapes of Play blocks owner
Anonymous No.723924416 [Report]
it's over priced, people are even poorer now than back then
Anonymous No.723924497 [Report] >>723926478
I unironically want /v/ split off into several boards.
Give us /nin/ don't verge /vp/, they can stay split
/nin/ would have less traffic and shitposting and be easier to moderate.
Anonymous No.723924586 [Report] >>723928224
>>723924231
You'll survive.
Anonymous No.723924697 [Report] >>723924808 >>723925014
Nope

The Switch 2 is flopping now that people are starting to see how lazy and Jewish Nintendo are
Anonymous No.723924734 [Report]
>>723924310
Time for your meds
Anonymous No.723924798 [Report] >>723960264
>>723924231
Why do you faggots say American when it's just white men
Anonymous No.723924808 [Report]
>>723924697
Doesn't look like it
Anonymous No.723924821 [Report] >>723927540
>>723924310
Have you not seen the famitsu generals that autists insist on posting multiple times a week?
Anonymous No.723924941 [Report] >>723925052 >>723925103
>>723923764
Anon didn’t buy it because it truly is shit. Even tendies are admitting they didnt buy it
Anonymous No.723925014 [Report] >>723925108 >>723925251
>>723924697
have sales slowed down?
Anonymous No.723925048 [Report] >>723925104
The cope saga has been great to watch.
>Faggots are now insisting sales data is fake because it goes against their narrative
Anonymous No.723925052 [Report] >>723925959
>>723924941
I'm waiting for a limited edition release actually
Anonymous No.723925103 [Report]
>>723924941
I'm waiting for mom to buy me one for Christmas :)
Anonymous No.723925104 [Report]
>>723925048
he's especially mad because he can't use spain to cope this week.
Anonymous No.723925108 [Report]
>>723925014
Yes and no. Depends on the region.
Anonymous No.723925180 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>What went so wrong with the Switch 2?
Everything.
Nu-tendo did everything wrong.
Anonymous No.723925251 [Report]
>>723925014
Massively.
Anonymous No.723925298 [Report] >>723925742 >>723926056 >>723927210
>>723923065 (OP)
>NDSfags got BTFO'd by legends ZA's success, US circana and spain sales in just one week
Reality has a nintendo bias
Anonymous No.723925335 [Report]
>Video game hardware sales in the United States are up +24% year-over-year primarily thanks to the Nintendo Switch 2's overperformance in the region.

>TL;DR: The Nintendo Switch 2 led US console sales for the fourth consecutive month in September 2025, driving a 24% year-over-year increase in video game hardware spending to $324 million. Its strong performance offset declines in PS5, Xbox Series, and original Switch sales, revitalizing the US gaming market.

https://www.tweaktown.com/news/108416/us-hardware-market-up-24-percent-in-september-thanks-to-switch-2-sales/index.html
Anonymous No.723925383 [Report]
>>723924310
>our poor behavior is actually you
Biggest cope in this thread and OP was straight up lying, lmao
Anonymous No.723925742 [Report] >>723925956
>>723925298
NPC
Anonymous No.723925857 [Report]
bros should i get grendizer and samurai maiden or hello kitty island adventure?
Anonymous No.723925956 [Report]
>>723925742
>he lost a debate to an NPC
Anonymous No.723925959 [Report] >>723926118
>>723925052
You didnt want it. When a product fails to get people to buy it, it is bad.
Anonymous No.723926056 [Report] >>723926368 >>723928060
>>723925298
Pokemon's success hurts Pokemon fans more than anything. If we let SwSh bomb in 2019, maybe they would have started putting money and effort into their games. But at the same time, because the budgets are so tiny, it's almost impossible for a Pokemon game to lose money. 200k sales is the break even point and it gets that just on preorders.
Anonymous No.723926118 [Report] >>723926163
>>723925959
I disagree
Anonymous No.723926163 [Report] >>723926330 >>723930646
>>723926118
You wouldn't wait if it was good enough.
Anonymous No.723926323 [Report] >>723926417 >>723926450 >>723926768 >>723926812 >>723927619 >>723946076 >>723956337 >>723961520
Why are tendies so similar to MAGA cultists?
Anonymous No.723926330 [Report] >>723926450 >>723926516
>>723926163
Well I just checked with me and confirmed that I'm waiting for a limited edition release.
Anonymous No.723926368 [Report]
>>723926056
That’s genuinely heartbreaking information.
Gamefreak needs to get Kyoani’d
Anonymous No.723926417 [Report] >>723961616
>>723926323
Winning?
Anonymous No.723926450 [Report] >>723926532 >>723926670
>>723926323
Why are you a retarded liberal?

>>723926330
Waiting waiting, you post on here because you're insecure about not wanting it.
Anonymous No.723926478 [Report] >>723926874
>>723924497
>new indie game comes out
>take your shill generals to /vg/!
>new indie game comes out
>take your shill generals to /vg/!
>new indie game comes out
>take your shill generals to /vg/!
>new indie game comes out...
I just want a quarantine board for Tendies so that I won't have to put up with their jannyfaggotry. Apparently only Nintendo games are allowed to be discussed here 24/7.
Anonymous No.723926516 [Report] >>723926824
>>723926330
What kind of limited edition are you waiting for?
Anonymous No.723926532 [Report] >>723926619
>>723926450
>You are either a retarded liberal or a maga cultist

Tendie/MAGAT IQ
Anonymous No.723926619 [Report] >>723926742
>>723926532
No denial from you. You're a dumbass liberal
Anonymous No.723926670 [Report] >>723926762
>>723926450
The limited edition version I decide to buy might not come out for several years so I'll continue posting dancing mario. And btw, I'll continue after I buy one as well. I'm glad this is a problem for you.
Anonymous No.723926742 [Report] >>723926838
>>723926619
>tendie is a cuckservative maga cultist
Imagine my shock
Anonymous No.723926762 [Report] >>723926902
>>723926670
Thats how you know the Switch 2 is a pile of garbage. When diehards won't even touch it
Anonymous No.723926768 [Report]
>>723926323
You only feel that way because both of them associate with the color red and they live in your head rent free
Anonymous No.723926812 [Report]
>>723926323
>threads not going my way?
>better derail with /pol/ shit
pathetic nigger
Anonymous No.723926824 [Report]
>>723926516
Possibly zelda or Metroid. Or Smash bros. Could even be a game I don't play. I'll be owning the hardware forever so I want it to look good.
Anonymous No.723926838 [Report] >>723927053 >>723927665
>>723926742
Im not even a tendie, but Nintendo fans are like democrats, mentally stunted.
Anonymous No.723926874 [Report] >>723926947
>>723926478
>Apparently only Nintendo games are allowed to be discussed here 24/7.
well, they're the only ones releasing games.
Anonymous No.723926902 [Report] >>723927013
>>723926762
Are you OP?
Anonymous No.723926947 [Report] >>723927021
>>723926874
Sony released a PS5 exclusive more recently than Nintendo released a Switch 2 exclusive, and Xbox... well...
Anonymous No.723927013 [Report] >>723927137
>>723926902
Nah
Anonymous No.723927021 [Report] >>723927118
>>723926947
>Sony released a PS5 exclusive
Yes, after over a year since the last one.
Anonymous No.723927030 [Report] >>723927105 >>723927176 >>723927210 >>723940897
Why are threads like this so common now
Anonymous No.723927053 [Report]
>>723926838
>Im not even a tendie, but Nintendo fans are like democrats, mentally stunted.
Anonymous No.723927105 [Report] >>723927389
>>723927030
because Nintendo keeps succeeding.
Anonymous No.723927118 [Report] >>723927204
>>723927021
Death Stranding 2 came out this year too
Anonymous No.723927137 [Report] >>723927217
>>723927013
Then why are you so angry at me?
Anonymous No.723927176 [Report]
>>723927030
Because Nintendo keeps failing
Anonymous No.723927204 [Report] >>723927346
>>723927118
not a playstation game.it was made by Kojima Productions
Anonymous No.723927210 [Report]
>>723927030
I wonder why >>723925298
Anonymous No.723927217 [Report] >>723927285
>>723927137
Im not angry, Im just saying that when diehards wont even buy it, thats bad.
Anonymous No.723927248 [Report] >>723927339 >>723927480 >>723940447
Nintendo is just evolving into a new creature, this is their transition.
Anonymous No.723927284 [Report]
>>723923279
Every single fucking day
Anonymous No.723927285 [Report] >>723927439
>>723927217
You've replied to every single one of my posts repeating the exact same line of questioning every time making the same replies. I'm going to assume you're furious and desperately need me to stop. Is that fine with you?
Anonymous No.723927339 [Report]
>>723927248
Why do white men keep doing it bros
Anonymous No.723927346 [Report] >>723927410
>>723927204
Sony published PS5 exclusive.
Anonymous No.723927389 [Report] >>723927489
>>723927105
Switch 2 isn't succeeding though.
Anonymous No.723927410 [Report] >>723927512
>>723927346
they didn't make it though and it will be on PC in less than a year.
Anonymous No.723927439 [Report] >>723927515
>>723927285
No. You just need to learn when to admit something isn't good enough and that you don't want it, instead of acting like you didn't buy it for some other reason.

Lying to yourself can be bad
Anonymous No.723927480 [Report]
>>723927248
tendiexissies.........
Anonymous No.723927489 [Report]
>>723927389
huh?
>>723924036
https://www.tweaktown.com/news/108416/us-hardware-market-up-24-percent-in-september-thanks-to-switch-2-sales/index.html
Anonymous No.723927512 [Report]
>>723927410
No announcement date. The previous one was announced for PC before it even came out and that took 8 months.
Anonymous No.723927515 [Report]
>>723927439
No can do champ. That would be lying to myself.
Anonymous No.723927540 [Report] >>723927618
>>723924821
Yeah, they're filled with Sony ritual posts every thread
Anonymous No.723927573 [Report] >>723934441 >>723958152
>>723924036
This shouldnt be surprising at all. It's what any big console does when it releases.
Anonymous No.723927603 [Report] >>723927645
I see someone's afraid of tomorrow's Famitsu numbers if he's breaking out all of the usual talking points/deflections a day early.
Anonymous No.723927618 [Report]
>>723927540
They're filled with schizos crying about snoys and circlejerking over tendo
Anonymous No.723927619 [Report] >>723956756
>>723926323
>tendie
Anonymous No.723927627 [Report]
>>723924231
It's been 8 years anon. You have to let go.
Anonymous No.723927645 [Report]
>>723927603
he's mad because his spain cope no longer works
Anonymous No.723927665 [Report] >>723927705 >>723927776
>>723926838
>Calling demonrats mentally stunted
>Elects a literal fucking retard as POTUS
MAGGOTS just can't win this one. The cope is biblical
Anonymous No.723927675 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
If they make a switch 2 lite, I’ll pick that up. I hate the bulky nunchuck version. Switch lite 2 would be tits so I can upgrade Skyrim and play borderlands 4. I bought borderlands 3 for the switch lite, it’s rad. It took a while for me to get in to it but I did and it was a good buy. Need to get after market joysticks for it because the stock ones are weak and make me cringe when I’m playing fps’s to much.
Anonymous No.723927705 [Report] >>723927857
>>723927665
Democrats elected a senile cancer patient
Anonymous No.723927743 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>What went so wrong with the Switch 2?
Same thing with Switch 1, the OS has no personality. No music or extra features like Wii and Wii U. You can't even download custom themes, or organize games and apps with folders.
Anonymous No.723927776 [Report] >>723927941 >>723928007
>>723927665
How is he a retard? For wanting basic things that every other civilized nation in the world has? Go play your Nintendo, stunted person.
Anonymous No.723927857 [Report] >>723927901
>>723927705
Republicans elected a senile pedophilic Jew worshipping goy
Anonymous No.723927901 [Report] >>723927958
>>723927857
and Biden isn't any of those things?
Anonymous No.723927941 [Report]
>>723927776
Every other civilized nation gave 40 billion dollars to Argentina after preaching for months about government waste?
Anonymous No.723927958 [Report]
>>723927901
So you agree.

Good talk
Anonymous No.723928007 [Report] >>723928113
>>723927776
Like healthcare for all?
Anonymous No.723928032 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>$450 for outdated hardware
>$90 pro controller
>$100 joy-cons that still drift.
>$70 - $80 games
>$10 to upgrade Switch 1 games.
>$10 tech demo
>game key cards
>not giving devkits to third parties
>$55 camera that can't even do 30fps.
>Virtual Boy games for $50 a year.
>$100 piece of plastic or $25 cardboard required to play Virtual Boy games.
>$50 amiibo
>Planned DLC before a game's release.
>NSO is still shit, on top of all this.
Anonymous No.723928060 [Report] >>723957970
>>723926056
>maybe they would have started putting money and effort into their games
Now let me explain this to you because there's a hell of a lot of nostalgia blinders that keep people from realizing this:

POKEMON WAS ALWAYS LOW EFFORT
Gens I and IV literally shipped broken on release
Gen II had to be saved by Iwata at the last minute after throwing out half the game for some reason
Gens VI and VIII looked incompetent compared to the previous 3D titles on the Gamecube and again got gutted for some reason
Gen IX is literally Pokemon Oblivion

The games can be fun. But lets not delude ourselves into thinking they were ever quality outside of maybe Gen V and that was because that was being micromanaged by the one guy on the team who actually knew what he was doing..
Anonymous No.723928113 [Report] >>723928228 >>723928380
>>723928007
Alright, let every third worlder flood into Norway, Sweden, and Denmark, and give them free healthcare. That’s what you want right? Hell, let them into your own country. Go ahead
Anonymous No.723928224 [Report] >>723928453
>>723924586
You won't
Anonymous No.723928228 [Report] >>723928294
>>723928113
And there you go, you predictably took the easy (You) to respond to because you have to ignore Argentina
Anonymous No.723928256 [Report] >>723928442
We are going to get this thread about 12 times tomorrow after the Famitsu thread aren't we
Anonymous No.723928294 [Report] >>723928452
>>723928228
What even happened with Argentina?
Anonymous No.723928380 [Report] >>723928678 >>723928798
>>723928113
Undocumented people, legal or not, can't recieve government benefits. I'm so sorry you fell for those lies and elected a pedophile who gave 40 billion dollars to argentina after Argentina took our beef trade from china.
Anonymous No.723928387 [Report]
I fucking hate ai
Anonymous No.723928442 [Report]
>>723928256
Yup. If [and probably when] Z-A clears 1m, the salt dam will break and it will be endless crying about slop eating. It's just so fucking tiresome.
Anonymous No.723928452 [Report] >>723928743 >>723928798
>>723928294
Trump sent $40 billion their way to bail them out, and pledged to buy beef from them instead of American farmers
Anonymous No.723928453 [Report] >>723934115
>>723928224
Why is that?
Anonymous No.723928678 [Report] >>723928731
>>723928380
There was an election. You lost. And now you have to go back.
Anonymous No.723928709 [Report]
>Schizo is posting CP in the catalogue now
he is very mad
Anonymous No.723928731 [Report] >>723929045
>>723928678
I'll stay, thanks.
Anonymous No.723928743 [Report] >>723928884
>>723928452
40 billion loan with interest is literally free money. Stay mad.
Anonymous No.723928798 [Report] >>723928924 >>723929003
>>723928380
But if free healthcare for all is such a good thing just take all of our immigrants and plop them right down into your country.

>>723928452
I don’t even know the specifics of that. Doesn’t this happen all the time? What country are you from?
Anonymous No.723928884 [Report] >>723928980
>>723928743
Lol they're under no obligation to pay it back lil chuddy. You guy goofed. Own it.
Anonymous No.723928912 [Report]
double penetration later
Anonymous No.723928924 [Report] >>723928990
>>723928798
Where are all the doctors and nurses who work for free at?
Anonymous No.723928980 [Report] >>723929063
>>723928884
Lol ranting about Argentina and making shit up will definitely get back the ten million voters you lost.
Anonymous No.723928990 [Report] >>723929106
>>723928924
I don’t know. Figure it out since you apparently have everything figured out. Just take all of our immigrants and we’re good, okay? If it’s such a good thing.
Anonymous No.723929003 [Report] >>723929049
>>723928798
False if/then
Anonymous No.723929045 [Report] >>723929191
>>723928731
I dont think so buddy. Im sending ICE your ip now.
Anonymous No.723929049 [Report] >>723929126
>>723929003
Nah it’s completely right. Let them into your country, see how you like it
Anonymous No.723929063 [Report] >>723929185
>>723928980
Defending a billionaire pedophile will definitely get him to write you a personal thank you card.
Anonymous No.723929106 [Report]
>>723928990
Thats the point. I dont think any of these "free Healthcare" countries even know that doctors and nurses dont work for free.
Anonymous No.723929123 [Report] >>723929204
>>723923065 (OP)
no games, and the games that do come out are considered downgrades from their predecessors
Anonymous No.723929126 [Report] >>723929210
>>723929049
Already in my country, and we're the global super power. What else?
Anonymous No.723929185 [Report]
>>723929063
>billionaire puppet ranting about billionaires

Bernie is that you?
Anonymous No.723929191 [Report] >>723929289 >>723929374
>>723929045
Send body bags with them. I'm short on tarps.
Anonymous No.723929204 [Report] >>723929259
>>723929123
>the games that do come out are considered downgrades from their predecessors
People have been saying this since 2012
Anonymous No.723929210 [Report] >>723929297
>>723929126
So you don’t see an issue
Anonymous No.723929259 [Report] >>723929323 >>723929415
>>723929204
And now with how expensive games are people are finally saying enough is enough. hopefully we get to witness the complete crash of the industry in our lifetime bros.
Anonymous No.723929289 [Report] >>723929373
>>723929191
They bring their own for you.
Anonymous No.723929293 [Report]
No Mario.
Anonymous No.723929297 [Report] >>723929416
>>723929210
No I don't see an issue with cheap labor especially during periods of birth declines. Isnrhat a peoblem for you? Should I automatically hate them or something?
Anonymous No.723929323 [Report]
>>723929259
>And now with how expensive games are people are finally saying enough is enough.
Going by Switch 2 sales, doesn't look like that.
Anonymous No.723929373 [Report] >>723929517
>>723929289
Perfect. They're about to get Kirk'd.
Anonymous No.723929374 [Report] >>723929442
>>723929191

Are you really so fat you need multiple body bags to cover your disgusting corpse? You gotta lay off the mcdoubles, paco.
Anonymous No.723929415 [Report] >>723929490
>>723929259
>people are finally saying enough is enough

Switch 2 will sell 100m units when its all said and done. I think theyre fine.
Anonymous No.723929416 [Report] >>723929515
>>723929297
No. I’m just saying that everybody hates on trump for wanting strict immigration, but yet none of these other nations that are that hard on him would allow a single third worlder in undocumented. Sorry, just the way it is.
Anonymous No.723929442 [Report] >>723929653
>>723929374
Can you even pretend to be a white American? Show me your hand
Anonymous No.723929490 [Report] >>723929574
>>723929415
>Switch 2 will sell 100m units when its all said and done
HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NO FUCKING WAY YOU SERIOUSLY TYPED THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
Anonymous No.723929515 [Report] >>723929612
>>723929416
Guess I'll continue hating him then.
Anonymous No.723929517 [Report] >>723929580
>>723929373
Lol I remember when I was 12.
Anonymous No.723929534 [Report] >>723929645
>>723923065 (OP)
switch 1 sales leaned heavily on the lite version, and switch 2 is starting from a higher price point
also covid boost which will never happen again, unless...
Anonymous No.723929574 [Report]
>>723929490
Every time you claim Nintendo is done they break a new record. Just their mere existence is taking years off your life from the stress of always being wrong.
Anonymous No.723929580 [Report] >>723929740
>>723929517
So does the priest.
Anonymous No.723929612 [Report] >>723929785
>>723929515
So you don’t see the hypocrisy? Figures, you can’t fix stupid
Anonymous No.723929645 [Report]
>>723929534
>switch 1 sales leaned heavily on the lite version
No
Anonymous No.723929653 [Report] >>723929854
>>723929442
>im white and thats why I need all these brown illegal criminals in my neighborhood

Oy vey he needs moawh supervision training, hes making it too obvious!
Anonymous No.723929690 [Report] >>723929783 >>723941410
>>723923065 (OP)
It's selling fine but it is pretty much on a DS-3DS situation regarding the original Switch, it's never gonna be as massively popular as the original and banking on retrocompatibility was stupid, but having Pokemon alone guarantees it will not flop, what the Switch 2 needs to consolidate itself culturally is exclusives, all new Zelda, Mario, Pokemon and an array of minor titles like Kirby, Fire Emblem, Xenoblade and such to pad up the catalog.
Anonymous No.723929740 [Report] >>723929921
>>723929580
Get it in while you can. ICE's turn on you is next.
Anonymous No.723929783 [Report] >>723929830
>>723929690
The problem is that it doesn’t have any new titles like you listed. It’s got a particularly horrible Kart, and a disgusting looking 3d donkey kong
Anonymous No.723929785 [Report] >>723929973
>>723929612
No I don't see the hypocricy because there is none.
Anonymous No.723929830 [Report] >>723929973
>>723929783
>It’s got a particularly horrible Kart, and a disgusting looking 3d donkey kong
lol
Anonymous No.723929854 [Report]
>>723929653
I have no problem deporting undocumented criminals. You tried lying but it didn't work. Try something else.
Anonymous No.723929921 [Report]
>>723929740
They're getting Kirk'd. Send them please.
Anonymous No.723929973 [Report] >>723930050
>>723929785
It is hypocritical. All the other first world countries hate on trump for wanting strict immigration. However, they have the strongest stuff in the world to get through. That’s hypocritical.

>>723929830
I know, terrible.
Anonymous No.723930031 [Report] >>723930170
>Nintendo hater thread
>TDS everywhere

What is the correlation between these two groups? I see that it is there but I cant come up with any reason why. Japanese hatred means trump hatred too since he was best friends with Shinzo Abe? Just immature hatred in general i guess. The sight of winning seems to naturally makes losers mad.
Anonymous No.723930050 [Report] >>723930165 >>723930386
>>723929973
You aren't even an American. You talk like an ESL.
Anonymous No.723930158 [Report]
>FASTER
>SELLING
>CONSOLE
>EVER
>poorfags troonjeets still try to tell you its a flop
>every single day
>every single hour
>just so their doomposting videos have a few views
lol, lmao even
Anonymous No.723930165 [Report] >>723930201
>>723930050
No I do not. And you didn’t even address the point.
Anonymous No.723930170 [Report]
>>723930031
It's just the OP derailing the thread since it didn't go his way.
Anonymous No.723930181 [Report]
>TDS
>NDS
>ICE
>ESL

I can't keep up with all of these shitty /v/ buzzwords anymore
Anonymous No.723930201 [Report] >>723930497
>>723930165
I'm not going to debate anything with a thirdie.
Anonymous No.723930267 [Report] >>723930384
I keep hearing that Nintendo is more successful than ever, more popular than ever, and has games but there's a noticeable lack of passion from its fans regarding its current lineup.

MKW threads don't make tier lists of the new courses or have any hype or speculation about DLC. For how much of a "love letter" Bananza is, no one seems to care about any of it and fans of it are more likely to talk about the child character's feet. For how much the latest Pokémon slop gets defended, I haven't heard anyone say anything cool about what it adds to the setting or lore or any of the stuff people actually care about.
Anonymous No.723930384 [Report] >>723930581 >>723930635
>>723930267
Most serious fans of Nintendo are on dedicated nintendo websites if they way to discuss them, mostly due to trolls such as yourself hijaking all discussion.
Anonymous No.723930386 [Report] >>723930560
>>723930050
This is how democrats talk now. When met with the 80 of the 80/20 issue they just shell up, hurl insults, and demand compliance.
Anonymous No.723930497 [Report] >>723930560
>>723930201
I have perfect English.
Anonymous No.723930526 [Report] >>723930619
>>723923065 (OP)
The market is a red ocean. It's possible but it will be difficult. The Switch 2 does not do what other PC handhelds do better. Nintendo is going to live and die by it's first party software unless Nintendo comes up with a gimmick third parties cannot replicate.

Nintendo is better off making a new console in five years that has a must have hardware feature. Or go third party.
Anonymous No.723930560 [Report] >>723930638 >>723931004
>>723930497
Then how could I easily tell you're a thirdie?
>>723930386
Cry more please.
Anonymous No.723930581 [Report]
>>723930384
You're not really in the position of calling us trolls when you claim that the actual serious people are everywhere else but here. Thanks for admitting that snoy/NDS posters are shitposters though.
Anonymous No.723930619 [Report] >>723931126
>>723930526
the ocean is red because it's all Nintendo.
Anonymous No.723930635 [Report]
>>723930384
His measure of popularity and success is the threads he sees on 4chan lol. But not even 4chan, mostly just /v/. He doesnt seem to know that mk threads are one of the reasons why /vg/ was made. Thats where they are. They've been there for over a decade.
Anonymous No.723930638 [Report] >>723930749
>>723930560
Your senses are off
Anonymous No.723930646 [Report]
>>723926163
Actually I returned my deck 1 and am still waiting on the steam deck 2 tho.
Anonymous No.723930734 [Report] >>723931261
>>723923065 (OP)
Switch 1 was the perfect storm of an innovative new console with an amazing launch title followed by hit after hit every few months. It's impossible to recreate that especially with the pandemic and fucked up economic conditions we have now.
Anonymous No.723930749 [Report] >>723931047
>>723930638
They're not.
Anonymous No.723931004 [Report] >>723931079
>>723930560
Keep losing
Anonymous No.723931047 [Report]
>>723930749
There is nothing about the way I type that would even indicate that I’m a third worlder. Nothing.
Anonymous No.723931079 [Report] >>723931165 >>723931215
>>723931004
Not possible. The pendulum always swings.
Anonymous No.723931126 [Report]
>>723930619
Made me chuckle. Good job shill.
Anonymous No.723931160 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
Nigga you got people deepthroating that nintendad cock every night.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.723931165 [Report]
>>723931079
There is no pendulum.
Both sides are working together.
Nintendo video games.
Anonymous No.723931192 [Report] >>723931449 >>723934454
>>723923279
And we will continue until they release a system that isn’t a total piece of shit. Stay mad, Nin10yearold.
Anonymous No.723931215 [Report] >>723931284
>>723931079
Dont worry about that, thats not gonna be for a while.
Anonymous No.723931261 [Report] >>723931915
>>723930734
Yeah people underestimate how much the pandemic helped things. You could make a game or console at any price and it would sell like hotcakes because normies were stuck at home with nothing to do. Switch 2 selling as well as it has is amazing considering the PS5 and especially Xbox are struggling.
Anonymous No.723931284 [Report] >>723931819
>>723931215
3 years isn't that long
Anonymous No.723931449 [Report] >>723931694
>>723931192
Imagine being this obsessed about something you hate
Anonymous No.723931694 [Report]
>>723931449
and doing it for free
Anonymous No.723931819 [Report] >>723931913
>>723931284
Youre forgetting about the third term.
Anonymous No.723931904 [Report] >>723931997
kirby air riders is going to save it
Anonymous No.723931913 [Report] >>723932143
>>723931819
He'll be Kirk'd if he goes that route
Anonymous No.723931915 [Report]
>>723931261
Why are other pandemic consoles struggling?
Anonymous No.723931997 [Report] >>723947572
>>723931904
>kirby air riders is going to save it
All 200k copies sold
Anonymous No.723932143 [Report] >>723932225
>>723931913
Pendulum will just disappear if you keep making losing moves
Anonymous No.723932225 [Report] >>723932295
>>723932143
Then it's war.
Anonymous No.723932295 [Report] >>723932632
>>723932225
Your side is amateur, that would be stupid.
Anonymous No.723932359 [Report]
>ai slop
back to your containment thread jeet
Anonymous No.723932485 [Report] >>723932751
tomorrow's famitsu is going to be a bloodbathh
Anonymous No.723932545 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
itsa over
Anonymous No.723932632 [Report]
>>723932295
Nope. We'll have an entire army who swore oaths to protect the constitution, all of indistrialized America since every city in the US is blue, and the entire EU, versus corn fields, meth addicts. If Russia gets involved Japan and Ukrain will lay waste from both ends. Second verse same as the first. Have fun.
Anonymous No.723932751 [Report] >>723933872
>>723932485
>Acting as if anyone aside from tendie cultists care about famitsuslop threads
Anonymous No.723933697 [Report] >>723933881
I'll get a switch 2 one day but I don't play enough video games in current day to justify the purchase cost.
I have no animosity towards the hardware or the people that buy it.
Anonymous No.723933872 [Report] >>723933942
>>723932751
please freak the fuck out again tomorrow
I laughed my ass off seeing the mods purge your death threats
Anonymous No.723933881 [Report]
>>723933697
Theres almost nothing to even play on it if youve already exhausted the mediocre fucked by the devs MK World and the 3d donkey kong with disgusting colors
Anonymous No.723933942 [Report]
>>723933872
I'd rather not see them spam pizza again and still not get banned.
Anonymous No.723934115 [Report]
>>723928453
ScamTablet 2 battery only last a couple of hours...you're ngmi tbqh
Anonymous No.723934131 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>lack the sales potential it has
Listen, I hate the Switch 2. To be frank, I wanted it to fail. Why do you people keep saying shit like this like the thing isn't obviously selling gangbusters. Is it some wierd form of cope?
Anonymous No.723934320 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
It's somehow outpacing both switch 1 and PS5 console sales by a decently high margin.
Anonymous No.723934329 [Report] >>723934790 >>723935105 >>723935687
>worst-selling console of all time
>worst Pokemon game of all time, a literal 0/10 with really bad windows
>literally no other games
>$600 + DLC + tax + tip
>can't even play our Steam games
We are boycotting. That's why the Switch 2 sold so poorly.
Anonymous No.723934441 [Report]
>>723927573
There's this weird narrative on /v/ that it's this massive failure no one bought despite being on pace to be the 2nd best selling console of all time.
Anonymous No.723934454 [Report]
>>723931192
that makes the statement in the OP inherently flawed (no discussion)
Anonymous No.723934585 [Report]
Nintendo is easily number one in sales and popularity. Once they release a new mainline Mario game for this bitch, it’s over. Full disclosure - I do own a switch 2 and I hardly use it, but Donkey Kong was great!
Anonymous No.723934790 [Report]
>>723934329
K, come back when it actually does something then.
Anonymous No.723934864 [Report] >>723935238 >>723935762
Nintendo is going to need more than first party software. They need a new experience.
Anonymous No.723935105 [Report] >>723935627
>>723934329
Your gay little boycott failed so hard you're just making shit up that ain't true. Imagine being a pathetic NDSfag pretending that you've won lol
Anonymous No.723935238 [Report] >>723935759
>>723934864
and Sony needs more than F2P shovelware
PlayHasNoLimits No.723935627 [Report] >>723935837
>>723935105
If it failed then why are the shitch poo sales so shit?
Anonymous No.723935687 [Report] >>723935797
>>723934329
we who?
Anonymous No.723935759 [Report] >>723935837
>>723935238
It’s only getting gta 6 and every other big AAA game coming out that the Shitch poo can’t even run
Anonymous No.723935762 [Report]
>>723934864
How much do you get paid per post?
GreatnessAwaits No.723935797 [Report] >>723935837
>>723935687
The casuals and hardcore gamers
Anonymous No.723935818 [Report] >>723935941
Anonymous No.723935837 [Report] >>723935891
>>723935627
>>723935759
>>723935797
Save your melties for tomorrow
Anonymous No.723935891 [Report]
>>723935837
There’s nothing special about tomorrow. They’re not releasing a game for the switch 2 that makes it worth owning.
Anonymous No.723935941 [Report]
>>723935818
Anonymous No.723935980 [Report]
Anonymous No.723936005 [Report] >>723936039 >>723936405
>>723923065 (OP)

This meltdown NDS thread is 12 hours too early.
Anonymous No.723936025 [Report]
Anonymous No.723936039 [Report] >>723936119
>>723936005
Can’t even get Roblox on a switch poo. How disappointing
Anonymous No.723936108 [Report]
Anonymous No.723936119 [Report] >>723936178
>>723936039
>roblox
oh no how will nintendo bros recover?
Anonymous No.723936178 [Report] >>723936234 >>723936248 >>723936358
>>723936119
You mean the most played platform in the world?
Anonymous No.723936234 [Report] >>723936297
>>723936178
Didn't need it
Anonymous No.723936248 [Report] >>723936367
>>723936178
By pedos?
Anonymous No.723936297 [Report] >>723936392
>>723936234
PlayStation didn’t even need exclusive games to succeed either then.
Anonymous No.723936358 [Report]
>>723936178
You mean a game full of pedos? just the right game for snoys I guess
Anonymous No.723936367 [Report] >>723936415
>>723936248
That’s Nintendo actually.
Anonymous No.723936392 [Report] >>723936504
>>723936297
Then why has every Nintendo consoles since PS2 but one outsold every Sony console it was competing with?
Anonymous No.723936405 [Report]
>>723936005
Ok and now post how it is now that thwe PS5 is overtakign the Pokemon Switch bundle despite people saying its what Japan is waitng for

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/bestsellers/videogames

all The way down at position 38 in case you can't find it
Anonymous No.723936415 [Report] >>723936584
>>723936367
Wrong
Anonymous No.723936504 [Report] >>723936592
>>723936392
Not having games didn’t stop PlayStation from making more money than ever. Regardless of what they sold.
Anonymous No.723936508 [Report]
I see the deranged people come out during the night
Anonymous No.723936584 [Report] >>723936697
>>723936415
Nintendo is predator bait. That’s like such a red flag. You cannot actually like that shit. You got filtered.
Anonymous No.723936592 [Report] >>723936703
>>723936504
Nintendo made more money too. You didn't really think this through.
Anonymous No.723936697 [Report] >>723936787
>>723936584
You sound like a pedophile
Anonymous No.723936703 [Report] >>723936931
>>723936592
The ps2 outsold every console in existence but it still didn’t make more money than the ps5 did. That’s just the way it is. Selling more units doesn’t even guarantee more profit. Nintendo got lucky.
Anonymous No.723936739 [Report] >>723936909 >>723937864
>it's not even Thursday yet and the snoys are already melting down and spamming anti-nintendo threads
Anonymous No.723936787 [Report] >>723936871
>>723936697
Don’t blame me. You took the bait. You’re probably on a list at this point. You guys really didn’t get the meme? It’s literally predator bait.
GreatnessAwaits No.723936850 [Report]
BREAKING NEWS
Sonic Racing Crossworlds has sold over 1 million copies worldwide
Anonymous No.723936871 [Report] >>723936920
>>723936787
You sound mentally insane and also like a pedophile
Anonymous No.723936909 [Report]
>>723936739
They've been seething since last week and because of the spain sales and US circana recently, it's making them go full meltie
Anonymous No.723936920 [Report] >>723936965
>>723936871
See? Endless projections. Because you’re scared now. And anxious. You fell for the great bait.
Anonymous No.723936931 [Report] >>723937062
>>723936703
Nintendo sells more hardware and profits more, while having exclusives. It's just the way it is. Nintendo got lucky.
Anonymous No.723936965 [Report] >>723937123
>>723936920
How big is your cp collection?
Anonymous No.723937062 [Report] >>723937232
>>723936931
Then why did the ps5 make more money than the ps2 despite having no games?
Why is the ps5 even half of the sales of the switch for only having a single game? It theoretically shouldn’t even be that close.


PlayStation is doing better than ever, just the way it is.
Anonymous No.723937123 [Report] >>723937213
>>723936965
You’re shaking as you type out your posts, about to cry.
Anonymous No.723937213 [Report] >>723937372
>>723937123
>Deflection
Uh oh...
Anonymous No.723937232 [Report] >>723937316
>>723937062
>Then why did the ps5 make more money than the ps2 despite having no games?
What's the answer, sealion?
>Why is the ps5 even half of the sales of the switch for only having a single game?
What's the answer, sealion?
Anonymous No.723937316 [Report] >>723937634
>>723937232
You tell me. You think that unit sold scales linearly with exclusives and profit, but that’s clearly not the case. Your worldview is wrong.
Anonymous No.723937372 [Report] >>723937468
>>723937213
You can’t deflect unless it’s a real argument though
Anonymous No.723937468 [Report] >>723937543
>>723937372
So you don't deny you're a pedophile, yikes.
Anonymous No.723937480 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>Another hallucination thread.
Anonymous No.723937541 [Report] >>723937615 >>723937620
>>723924231
Anonymous No.723937543 [Report]
>>723937468
I didn’t not deny any of the sorts. He just accused me of something to which I accused something back. It’s not that hard of a concept
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.723937573 [Report]
I am going to test out Palworld.
Anonymous No.723937615 [Report] >>723937707 >>723937716
>>723937541
At least PlayStation makes a real console
Anonymous No.723937620 [Report]
>snoy admits he is a pedo AGAIN
>>723937541
Don't forget the teething toys.
Anonymous No.723937634 [Report] >>723937785
>>723937316
It actually is the case and Sony is still riding off of PS4s profits.
Anonymous No.723937707 [Report]
>>723937615
Too bad they don't make games for it
Anonymous No.723937716 [Report] >>723937934 >>723937971
>>723937615
A shit pc is not a real console.
Real consoles are not x86.
Anonymous No.723937785 [Report] >>723938137 >>723942754
>>723937634
That console only had 1 exclusive too though. And why didn’t the switch sell an insane amount more than ps5? Ps5 has 1 exclusive switch has what 400?


Ps5 is over halfway there and has 1. The ps5 has made more profit than PlayStations that outsold it, combined.
Anonymous No.723937845 [Report]
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR ONLINE MELTDOWN DIDN'T STOP NINTENDO AND POKESLOP?
Anonymous No.723937864 [Report] >>723938134
>>723936739
US sales caught them off-guard and they can't spam spain sales anymore
Anonymous No.723937934 [Report] >>723938052
>>723937716
A shit tablet is not a real console either though.
Anonymous No.723937971 [Report] >>723938129 >>723938332
>>723937716
>tendie pretending to not know that nintendo produce slop like this as well

You aren't proving anything aside from how stupid you are
Anonymous No.723938006 [Report] >>723938393
FUck off posting the Play Button merchandise already. It makes you look like afucking idiiot and deflates your argument entirely.
Anonymous No.723938052 [Report] >>723938210
>>723937934
It play games. It has games. It doesn't even have shitflix or a (easily accessible) browser. It's not x86.

It's a console.
Anonymous No.723938129 [Report] >>723938228 >>723938260
>>723937971
Show me the Nintendo logo plushies, teething toys or blocks. I'll wait.
Anonymous No.723938134 [Report]
>>723937864
I wonder how NDSdeen handling the situation. He probably thinks it's a win for him as always
Anonymous No.723938137 [Report]
>>723937785
Switch 2 is selling way more than PS5 and Sw1 curb stomped PS4 and PS5
Anonymous No.723938208 [Report]
>Microsoft, like retards, announce that the next Xbox will be expensive while being a shitty Windows PC, while also announcing that they're completely done with exclusives
>this Nintendo hate thread happens
Starting to see a pattern?
Anonymous No.723938210 [Report] >>723938390
>>723938052
An iPad has more games than a Nintendo. And it plays them better. And it can use a web browser and its proprietary hardware.


That’s not the point though. They’re not selling better for how many exclusives the have vs what the ps5s got that’s for sure
Anonymous No.723938228 [Report]
>>723938129
retard
Anonymous No.723938260 [Report]
>>723938129
Nintendos only console is a teething toy
Anonymous No.723938326 [Report]
This fucking macaco subhuman is fucking livid. He knows tomorrow will be a bad day.
Anonymous No.723938332 [Report]
>>723937971
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/5_5Fzi56W55_qeRMSB2qiA/
Anonymous No.723938390 [Report] >>723938480
>>723938210
Yeah, like resident evil? I'm right?
Anonymous No.723938393 [Report] >>723938442
>>723938006
Not really, because we know sonyfags actually buy that shit.
Anonymous No.723938442 [Report]
>>723938393
It's funny how it actually makes him mad.
Anonymous No.723938480 [Report]
>>723938390
Which ones
Anonymous No.723938539 [Report] >>723938576
Anonymous No.723938565 [Report] >>723938743
They're up to like 7m sales so far, and Nintendo always does most sales in the holiday. They'll be at like 16m after Christmas, which would be near switch 1's full year 1 sales in half a year. Bloomberg says they're bumping year 1 production to 25m and I believe it. If they dump out some kind of revision next year and the new Pokemon gen I can see 50m 2 years in, which would be absolutely insane.
Anonymous No.723938576 [Report] >>723938607 >>723938618 >>723938727
>>723938539
Fuck off with this
Anonymous No.723938607 [Report] >>723938690
>>723938576
Anonymous No.723938618 [Report]
>>723938576
Anonymous No.723938690 [Report]
>>723938607
>for the price of a console you can buy pictures of a console
Grim
Anonymous No.723938727 [Report]
>>723938576
Someone post the fucking 300 usd jacket.
Anonymous No.723938743 [Report] >>723938771 >>723938859
>>723938565
Do they even have a switch 2 exclusive worthwhile game coming out next year though?
Anonymous No.723938771 [Report] >>723938809
>>723938743
Yeah
Anonymous No.723938809 [Report] >>723938952
>>723938771
Like what?
Anonymous No.723938812 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
This your first time with Nintendo? Wait until the next Smash drops; that's practically carrying Nintendo at this point.
Anonymous No.723938859 [Report] >>723938950
>>723938743
Nintendo not sony. They have good exclusives for almost every month of the year.
Anonymous No.723938950 [Report]
>>723938859
What switch 2 exclusives have come out this month or the past few months? Outside of bananza
Anonymous No.723938952 [Report] >>723939002 >>723939073 >>723939118
>>723938809
Check google to see what IPs Nintendo has
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.723938990 [Report] >>723939084
I don't know how I feel about this game.
Anonymous No.723939002 [Report] >>723939118
>>723938952
So nothing then.
Anonymous No.723939063 [Report] >>723939351
its truely shit. this launch put me off buying it. I was genuinely considering it. I dont have a switch 1 so that was a plus. but then i saw what they did to pokemon, (the last pokemon I played was omega ruby). Absolute DOGSHIT. Mario games are shit. I dont give a fuck about kirby or donkeykong games. Fuck this console.
Anonymous No.723939073 [Report] >>723939118 >>723939135
>>723938952
So what s2 exclusives are coming out next year? Big Zelda, Mario, anything?
Anonymous No.723939084 [Report]
>>723938990
Wtf is that?
He looks like kucktos + Mario.
Anonymous No.723939118 [Report] >>723939184
>>723939002
Source?
>>723939073
>So what s2 exclusives are coming out next year?
See >>723938952
Anonymous No.723939135 [Report] >>723939281
>>723939073
>cant even name a nintendo ip besides Mario and Zelda

every time.
Anonymous No.723939184 [Report] >>723939276 >>723939354 >>723939356
>>723939118
I already know what IPs they have. I just don’t think I’ve heard too much about a leading Zelda, Mario or any other big name for next year.
Anonymous No.723939250 [Report]
No amount of seething, copes, falseflagging and lies will save your ass tomorrow, macaco.
Anonymous No.723939276 [Report] >>723939396
>>723939184
>I KNOW THEIR IPS!
>Mario, Zelda, uh......etc......
Anonymous No.723939281 [Report]
>>723939135
I said big games from or like those. Those are Nintendos leaders easily
Anonymous No.723939294 [Report]
defending $80 games mentally broke tendies.
Anonymous No.723939351 [Report] >>723939505
>>723939063
Not larping. Proof btw.
Anonymous No.723939354 [Report]
>>723939184
That's because Nintendo often doesn't reveal titles until months in advance
Anonymous No.723939356 [Report] >>723939453
>>723939184
The big hitters in the first year are Mario Kart and Metroid. Next year we know is the new Pokemon gen from leaks, probably at least Luigi's Mansion too.
Anonymous No.723939385 [Report] >>723939453 >>723939551
He's mad that the company that makes teething toys shaped like squares and triangles can only make those teething toys.
Anonymous No.723939396 [Report] >>723939459
>>723939276
Anything outside of that really isn’t that big or great… so no big or great games out next year that are switch 2 exclusive then
Anonymous No.723939453 [Report] >>723939748
>>723939356
Metroid is a cross gen.

>>723939385
Nintendo only sells teething toys, yeah.
Anonymous No.723939459 [Report] >>723939529 >>723939575 >>723939589
>>723939396
>Anything outside of that really isn’t that big or great
yeah who cares about niche franchise like Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Splatoon
Anonymous No.723939505 [Report] >>723939530
>>723939351
That's not proof, nor do you even need proof since no one gives a shit.
Anonymous No.723939529 [Report] >>723939589
>>723939459
Or Smash Bros, Mario Party, Kirby, Mario Maker, Tennis, F Zero. Nintendo is doomed for sure.
Anonymous No.723939530 [Report]
>>723939505
shut your nigger mouth
Anonymous No.723939551 [Report]
>>723939385
And the fucking store where they sell them is going to close.
Anonymous No.723939575 [Report] >>723939654 >>723939661
>>723939459
The only Pokemon it has is a cross gen. And the next animal crossing probably will be too
Anonymous No.723939589 [Report] >>723939609 >>723939654
>>723939529
>>723939459
all shit games. pokemon is a disaster now too
Anonymous No.723939609 [Report] >>723939694
>>723939589
I disagree.
Anonymous No.723939650 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
nogames
Anonymous No.723939654 [Report]
>>723939575
>>723939589
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT....!
Anonymous No.723939661 [Report]
>>723939575
They have like 5 games announced for next year so far and only 1 of them is cross gen. It seems like they're pretty much done with that.
Anonymous No.723939694 [Report] >>723939782
>>723939609
Didn't ask
Anonymous No.723939718 [Report] >>723939831 >>723939952
>Snoys: "PS5 has games!! we have multiplat, multiplat and multiplat!"
>Also Snoys: "These Switch 2 exclusives don't count because it's not a big budget mario or zelda game"
Anonymous No.723939748 [Report] >>723940461
>>723939453
>Metroid is a cross gen.
Technically yes but unlike with Pokemon the switch 2 version is actually a huge improvement. We know this from the file size. Pokemon Z-A is a 7gb game while MP4 is a 31gb game. For comparison, that's like 2.5x the size of BotW, meaning much higher resolution assets than a switch 1 game.
Anonymous No.723939782 [Report] >>723939843
>>723939694
I spoke anyway.
Anonymous No.723939831 [Report] >>723939896 >>723940262 >>723940317 >>723940427
>>723939718
>>Snoys: "PS5 has games!! we have multiplat, multiplat and multiplat!"
why do you sperg so hard.
Anonymous No.723939843 [Report] >>723939881
>>723939782
Don't speak until you're told to
Anonymous No.723939881 [Report] >>723939908
>>723939843
No. Thanks for the offer though.
Anonymous No.723939896 [Report]
>>723939831
>Proves him right
Anonymous No.723939908 [Report] >>723940119
>>723939881
It wasn't an offer, bitch.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.723939952 [Report]
>>723939718
>Also Snoys when the big budget Mario game gets revealed: "This Switch 2 exclusive doesn't count because I don't like it!"
Anonymous No.723940048 [Report] >>723940269
>>723923065 (OP)
>why the switch 2 fail
they pulled both a XBONE and PS5 move of having forced dogshit corporate bullshit and have zero games that are worth paying for
Nintendo truly living in a delayed timeline
Anonymous No.723940119 [Report]
>>723939908
Then make me, bitch.
Anonymous No.723940124 [Report]
>He realized he wrote himself into a corner
>He's pulling the samefag card like he always does
Anonymous No.723940181 [Report]
Minder.
Anonymous No.723940262 [Report] >>723953561
>>723939831
Here's your gameplay bro
Anonymous No.723940269 [Report] >>723940621
>>723940048
>hey pulled both a XBONE and PS5 move of having forced dogshit corporate bullshit
Such as?
Anonymous No.723940317 [Report]
>>723939831
I hate PlayStation and Xbox for playing with us for the 5th, 6th, and 7th gens. I hate PlayStation for shoving the types of games we got PlayStations for into their handhelds while not wanting them on their consoles. I hate PlayStation and Xbox for moving away from the types of games that come to Switch and Steam for AAA slop. I'm glad PlayStation and Xbox are dying. The games industry is about to be cleansed of their cancer.
Anonymous No.723940396 [Report] >>723940530
>>723923279
honestly i'd forget it even existed if there weren't threads on /v/ talking about it.
Anonymous No.723940427 [Report] >>723940926 >>723952397
>>723939831
>post games that are also coming to PC
lol yeah okay
Anonymous No.723940447 [Report]
>>723927248
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.723940461 [Report] >>723940713
>>723939748
Ps5 versions of ps4 games are also greatly enhanced too, doesn’t change the fact that it’s cross gen.
Anonymous No.723940530 [Report]
>>723940396
Your opinion is noted
Anonymous No.723940621 [Report] >>723940709
>>723940269
Having no games
Anonymous No.723940709 [Report] >>723940846
>>723940621
Couldn't be since switch 2 already exceeded the combined exclusive output from both those combined
Anonymous No.723940713 [Report] >>723940846
>>723940461
>Ps5 versions of ps4 games are also greatly enhanced too, doesn’t change the fact that it’s cross gen.
Diminishing returns. Doubling texture quality with 720p textures will have a massively bigger impact than with 1080p textures. No one is gonna buy the switch 1 version of MP4.
Anonymous No.723940759 [Report]
I can't believe someone would unironically use "sure many people bought consoles, but for what" as an argument
Anonymous No.723940846 [Report] >>723941002
>>723940709
The ps5 has 4 exclusives right now

>>723940713
The ps5 pushes multiplayer games to 120fps from a badly done 60fps on ps4. Quite an improvement
Anonymous No.723940897 [Report]
>>723927030
The downfall of one of the big 3 in gaming is going to get a lot of attention anon. We saw the same thing with Xbox in the first half of the 2010s, Sony in the second half, and now it's Nintendo's turn.
Anonymous No.723940926 [Report]
>>723940427
They’re still exclusive. They literally have no announcement date whatsoever for pc
Anonymous No.723940962 [Report] >>723941025
>He's in his "the PS5 can run 120fps guise!"
>Despite the fact the console shits itself with games like MGS Delta
It's like talking to the world's most retarded AI, which it wouldn't be a surprise if it was made by Sony.
Anonymous No.723940970 [Report]
>Nintendo
Won
>sony
LOST
>Macaquinho
Raped and gaped.
Anonymous No.723941002 [Report] >>723941076
>>723940846
>The ps5 has 4 exclusives right now
No need to insult the company you worship.
Anonymous No.723941025 [Report] >>723941072 >>723941176 >>723941541 >>723950045
>>723940962
MGS delta was stuttering less on ps5 than it was on 5090s. And the switch couldn’t even run it.
Anonymous No.723941072 [Report] >>723941145
>>723941025
Didn't need it
Anonymous No.723941076 [Report] >>723941221 >>723941539
>>723941002
More than switch 2. That’s grim for you tendies if you think 4 is bad.
Anonymous No.723941137 [Report]
I know this is off topic for this thread, but is the whole thing with the Steam Deck vs all these other PC handhelds similar to when Nintendo brought out the console handheld Game Boy in 1989 and then all these other companies began making console handhelds only for them to crash, burn, and lose against the Game Boy like they're doing currently with the Steam Deck?
Anonymous No.723941145 [Report] >>723941481
>>723941072
It’s fine. You just like having less third party support. We get it.
Anonymous No.723941176 [Report] >>723941232 >>723941270
>>723941025
I played MGS Delta on a 4070ti Super and it maybe stuttered a single time probably due to a missed shader. Locked 60 FPS other than that, what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.723941221 [Report] >>723941354
>>723941076
Poor faggot.
He has to lie to maintain the little sanity he still has.
Anonymous No.723941232 [Report] >>723941285
>>723941176
There is a video of it running on a 5090 where it literally has game breaking stutters.

What resolution were you at? What settings as well?
Anonymous No.723941270 [Report] >>723941434
>>723941176
Which is funny because the PS5 Pro ran at 30fps and it lost 10 frames if Snake even dared to move or if you moved the camera.
That's why it is considered the worst version of the game by far.
Anonymous No.723941285 [Report] >>723941434
>>723941232
1440p DLSS quality like every single other game
Anonymous No.723941314 [Report]
as much as i like to bully tendies, i am very satisfied with the fact the console market is as healthy as ever. the eternally subsidized xbox is dead, the PS5 is doing well despite some huge fails like concord and the switch 2 is doing well despite nintendo's metal retardation. gaming is good bros.
Anonymous No.723941354 [Report] >>723941493 >>723941635
>>723941221
Switch 2 has 2 games. Ps5 has 4.

Switch 2 less games
Anonymous No.723941410 [Report]
>>723929690
You're right, except it's the external market that's changed. Nintendo doesn't make money directly off of console sale alones, they're a pseudo-publicly traded mega corporation who are involved in movies and themeparks during a very volatile market. They can't afford to just have modest successes anymore, they need to prove rapidly expanding value or they have nothing in the eyes of the shareholders. It's the same force that destroyed Sony and Xbox, Nintendo outlived them but they literally, by the very way publicly traded companies work, cannot live forever. That's just the tip of the iceberg, too. The way Nintendo makes money is so convoluted and multi-faceted we couldn't explain it all before the thread 404's, but every facet is misfiring economically for big N.

Public companies: not even once.
Anonymous No.723941434 [Report] >>723941593
>>723941270
The base ps5 ran it at nearly 60fps the entire time

>>723941285
Ps5 was running it at upscaled 4k at 60fps with at least everything on high
Anonymous No.723941481 [Report]
>>723941145
I get every game as an idort so that's not an issue for me.
Anonymous No.723941493 [Report] >>723941649
>>723941354
You are counting literal garbage like that car game with the nigress.

The switch 2 has 4 released exclusives.
MKW
DKB
That tour thing
FAST Fusion.

And if you are counting ganes that sre not released yet, the switch won by far.
Anonymous No.723941539 [Report] >>723941649
>>723941076
4 is terrible for a console that's 85% through its life
Anonymous No.723941541 [Report] >>723941649
>>723941025
>"This game runs like shit on my $800 barrierstation but it's not on switch so it's a win"
Wow you niggers are worse than pokefags lol
Anonymous No.723941569 [Report]
It's so funny when he melts down like this. No wonder why he's the board's resident lolcow just like Barneyfag.
Anonymous No.723941593 [Report] >>723941863
>>723941434
>Ps5 was running it at upscaled 4k at 60fps with at least everything on high
??? The Digital Foundry video shows it running at like 40-50 FPS in different places and it sure as hell isn't 4k. The base PS5 can't even do upscaling and the PS5 pro ran even worse
Anonymous No.723941635 [Report] >>723941863
>>723941354
What are these four ps5 games? let me guess you're going to list call of duty and GTA6? lol
Anonymous No.723941649 [Report] >>723941692 >>723941712
>>723941493
The switch 2 has 2 main exclusives.

>>723941539
It had timed exclusives over its whole life though.

>>723941541
It runs fine on ps5. 4k/60fps
Anonymous No.723941692 [Report]
>>723941649
And what are those 4 games the ps5 have?
Anonymous No.723941712 [Report] >>723941918
>>723941649
I'm aware PS5 has multiplats. Did you have a point?
Anonymous No.723941863 [Report] >>723941948 >>723942071 >>723943003
>>723941593
It was 720p-1080p internally before being upscaled to 4k though.

>>723941635
Death stranding 2, demons souls remake, Astro bot, and yotei
Anonymous No.723941918 [Report] >>723941998
>>723941712
It had exclusives over its lifetime that you had to wait years to play on pc
Anonymous No.723941948 [Report] >>723943393
>>723941863
>He counts timed exclusives and a demake of a ps3 game.
Anonymous No.723941950 [Report]
See you in the morning for the Famitsu sales thread, OP
Anonymous No.723941998 [Report]
>>723941918
Not enough of a reason for you to worship sony, but okay.
Anonymous No.723942071 [Report] >>723943139
>>723941863
The base PS5 doesn't have upscaling... Unless by upscaling you mean just stretching the pixels to fit the screen
Anonymous No.723942143 [Report] >>723942380
>>723923065 (OP)
Switch 2 won, peasant
Anonymous No.723942380 [Report] >>723942465 >>723942956 >>723942963
>>723942143
>plays none of the major releases
>is the laughing stock for pokemon
>won
Anonymous No.723942465 [Report] >>723942624 >>723942901
>>723942380
Not him, but this game flopped. Fucking yellow paint everywhere and you barely play as Ryu.
Anonymous No.723942624 [Report] >>723942854
>>723942465
>flopped
>defends mario tennis
yeah waste your life on /v/ commending on what other people are playing. the game is a confirmed masterpiece and you are just coping.
Anonymous No.723942731 [Report]
>the ps5 has "4" exclusives in 5 fucking years.
The absolute state of that piece of shit.
Anonymous No.723942754 [Report]
>>723937785
If it makes more profits then other consoles why does it need to combine PS4 sales with it to consolidate a generation?
Anonymous No.723942848 [Report] >>723942916 >>723943030
>>723924036
>we beat a 5 year old $500 console!!
Congrats?
Anonymous No.723942854 [Report] >>723943012
>>723942624
I wasn't that guy, but don't go posting Platinum flops, Xbot.
Anonymous No.723942901 [Report] >>723943326
>>723942465
Still preferrable to Shitendo slop
Anonymous No.723942916 [Report]
>>723942848
$550*
Anonymous No.723942956 [Report] >>723943060
>>723942380
lmao Ninja Sóyden 4. The flop of the year. Itagaki rolls in his grave
Anonymous No.723942963 [Report]
>>723942380
Looks like dogshit for teenagers
Anonymous No.723943003 [Report] >>723943139
>>723941863
If demon souls remake count as a PS5 exclusive then switch 2 editions count as S2 exclusives
Anonymous No.723943012 [Report] >>723943326
>>723942854
>confirmed action masterpiece
>armchair analyst cope
you guys defend mario shovelware
Anonymous No.723943030 [Report] >>723943113
>>723942848
The funny thing is that piece of shit couldn't win against the old switch 2 either.
Anonymous No.723943060 [Report] >>723943104 >>723943157
>>723942956
>flop
i see i touched a nerve. should i post SHf next?
Anonymous No.723943104 [Report]
>>723943060
The game on Xbox and Pc?
Anonymous No.723943113 [Report]
>>723943030
The old Switch 2? Fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.723943139 [Report]
>>723942071
It has games that use upscaling in their software though.

>>723943003
Switch 2 editions aren’t remakes though.
Anonymous No.723943157 [Report]
>>723943060
I don't care. I will keep drinking and you will keep seething
Anonymous No.723943227 [Report]
Anonymous No.723943267 [Report]
A spin off gta game would save it.
Anonymous No.723943326 [Report] >>723943559 >>723943626 >>723943798
>>723942901
It's not, I play NG to play as Ryu, see women in skimpy clothes, and to not have yellow paint spilled everywhere on screen. I wouldn't even be surprised if playing this slop is what killed Itagaki.

>>723943012
Your console is dead, Xbot. Valve will kill the remainder of it and Microsoft's next gen handheld ventures
Anonymous No.723943393 [Report]
>>723941948
Aren’t all switch 1 games on pc though?
Anonymous No.723943559 [Report] >>723943651 >>723943675 >>723953650
>>723943326
>I play NG
Shitch owners don't get to play shit but recycled bing bing slop
Anonymous No.723943626 [Report] >>723943710 >>723943760
>>723943326
>Your console is dead
point out the "winning" switch 2 is not getting any major releases
>armchair analyst cope
>it's an xbox game cope
>screenshot captured on PS5
tendies are strange creatures
Anonymous No.723943651 [Report] >>723943759
>>723943559
You can play this slop on Steam Deck and it's not worth it. NGB2 shits on this sideways. Can't believe you're still stuck in the 7th and 8th gens, Xbot. I thought Microsoft killed you when they killed the Xbox.
Anonymous No.723943675 [Report] >>723943759
>>723943559
There is already the Ninja Gaiden trilogy on Switch though?
Anonymous No.723943710 [Report]
>>723943626
>point out the "winning" switch 2 is not getting any major releases
Like what?
>screenshot captured on PS5
I don't care, Microsoft published this slop, it's their slop. Everyone knows you Snoys are also closet Xbots.
Anonymous No.723943759 [Report] >>723944000
>>723943651
>>723943675
So this is all about fox and the sour grapes case? Shitch 2 will never get NG4.
Anonymous No.723943760 [Report] >>723943890
>>723943626
>point out the "winning" switch 2 is not getting any major releases
Yakuza Kiwami 3 and Resident Evil 9 are releasing on Switch 2 day 1 ?
And I find it funny there are still individuals like you still pulling the "Nintendo is not going to get [insert game title]" after what happened since the Switch 1.
Anonymous No.723943798 [Report] >>723944000 >>723944002
>>723943326
>Your console is dead, Xbot.
haha i get it. Platinum was experiencing a slow death making shit on nintendo consoles. now, they are confirmed back to form by developing for real hardware.

this is not just another major release that skips the S2. it's another Monster Hunter. All i have to say is; Welcome back Platinum.
Anonymous No.723943890 [Report]
>>723943760
Yakuza is a dead franchise. Resident evil 9 is okay, but not after 8 fucking years of not having shit from modern resident evil.
Anonymous No.723943954 [Report] >>723953763
>Platinum games
>leave nintendo's shit hardware
>deliver a certified masterpiece once again

muhahahahaha.
Anonymous No.723944000 [Report]
>>723943759
This is about Microsoft no longer knowing how to make games, consoles, or controllers and would be better fucking off completely. Honestly, the only thing I seem to even look into of theirs anymore is the Halo CE remake. They fuck that up, and they might as well just get out of gaming completely. Sony died to me when they gutted the Japan Studios branch. I hate AAA slop like you wouldn't believe.

>>723943798
>Platinum was experiencing a slow death making shit on nintendo consoles. now, they are confirmed back to form by developing for real hardware.
>flopping
>back to form
What?
Anonymous No.723944002 [Report] >>723944128 >>723944291 >>723944783
>>723943798
Japanese devs are experiencing a slow death by making anything that isn't published on Nintendo these days. Just because some of the devs are still thinking they're living in these long lost days where Playstation was their home turf (before SIE sabotaged the JP market on purpose), or are willing to sell their souls to the gaijins out of stubbornness, doesn't mean the state of the market has considerably shifted. You better get used to that idea.
Anonymous No.723944016 [Report] >>723944179
to thing this melty is happening BEFORE pokemon first sales charts.
He's gonna go "gore and CP" nuclear today.
Anonymous No.723944128 [Report]
>>723944002
This, the only American and Japanese studios surviving this upcoming crash are indies and AAs that aren't making shit games. Nintendo is taking Sony's place, Valve is taking Microsoft's place. There is no longer a place for PlayStation or Xbox to exist. Time for them to take their AAA slop with them.
Anonymous No.723944148 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz28Levws5A
>Nerve touched confirmed.
Platinum's triumphant return once they abandon Nintendo's trash console. Yeah this is Switch 2 winning.
Anonymous No.723944179 [Report]
>>723944016
>gore
oh boy...
>CP
I'll be here
Anonymous No.723944291 [Report] >>723944415
>>723944002
>that isn't published on Nintendo these days.
hahahah literally a Monster Hunter argument from 15 years ago. keep coming with flop posting while everyone else is playing Platinum's triumphant return.
Anonymous No.723944415 [Report] >>723944529
>>723944291
He's right, budgets keep going up, console pricing keeps going up, Sony can no longer compete with Nintendo, Microsoft's competition with Valve will end in failure because Valve can release hardware at significantly lower prices. The paradigm is shifting, Sony's and Microsoft's time in hardware is coming to an end.
Anonymous No.723944440 [Report] >>723944559
>makes a certified masterpiece once it leaves nintendo
>Switch 2 is win-ack!
nerve confirmed for being touched. inappropriately.
Anonymous No.723944529 [Report] >>723945412 >>723946002 >>723947098
>>723944415
>Sony can no longer compete with Nintendo
>game key card games confirmed for being utter flops.
tendie bros your headcanon cope is so hard to follow
Anonymous No.723944559 [Report] >>723944593
>>723944440
does the game come in mens?
Anonymous No.723944590 [Report] >>723944991
>He's pretending that the game that sold 11k copies on steam is a huge success
Yeah, he's seething.
Anonymous No.723944593 [Report]
>>723944559
Anonymous No.723944783 [Report]
>>723944002
Bingtroonie cope
Anonymous No.723944991 [Report]
>>723944590
>you should only listen to taylor swift
just take the L
Anonymous No.723945412 [Report] >>723945662
>>723944529
>moves goalpost
>copes
Anonymous No.723945662 [Report] >>723945850 >>723946090
>>723945412
>goalpost
i seriously don't follow. you are trying to make an argument how third parties need Nintendo when we have the most brutal confirmation that third parties sales tanked on S2.
Anonymous No.723945850 [Report]
>>723945662
And what do keycards have to do with any of that?
Anonymous No.723946002 [Report]
>>723944529
The PS6 handheld will be digital-only and will cost significantly more than both the Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2.
Anonymous No.723946050 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
2 more weeks, bros
Anonymous No.723946076 [Report]
>>723926323
>the chad talent vs the virgin content creator/influencer
Anonymous No.723946090 [Report] >>723946221
>>723945662
Not him but third parties need to step it up with Nintendo and Steam, they can't rely on PlayStation anymore, Xbox already fell, they're probably already shaking on the future of their AAA slop still following PlayStation.
Anonymous No.723946221 [Report] >>723947312
>>723946090
Third parties are already all on PC. Third party PS5 exclusives are extremely rare. Switch is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.723946815 [Report]
Jesus, Macaco went thermonuclear here, something horrible is going to happen to snoy tomorrow, isn't it?
Anonymous No.723946871 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)

Better yet wheres the games for this thing?
Anonymous No.723947098 [Report]
>>723944529
*in my head
Anonymous No.723947312 [Report]
>>723946221
Many are putting their games on Switch as well, but some, both west and east, are still relying too much on Sony. That's not going to help them.
Anonymous No.723947572 [Report]
>>723931997
That's probably what it will sell in Japan week one
Anonymous No.723950045 [Report]
>>723941025
by that logic the playstation 5 can't run Mario games
Anonymous No.723950642 [Report]
oh crap if he's melting down now, what's going to be left of him later?
Anonymous No.723952081 [Report]
oh no he stopped taking his meds so he thinks someone's melting down
Anonymous No.723952090 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
with a switch consoles (1 for cheaper2) discount offer maybe
Anonymous No.723952397 [Report]
>>723940427
>Coming on PC
What PC? Sure not my office PC or your 15 years old toaster. Maybe some streamer PC on twitch.
Anonymous No.723952930 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
who pays you to keep posting this trash day in day out
Anonymous No.723953561 [Report]
>>723940262
Jesus it really is a Last of Us reskin.
Anonymous No.723953650 [Report]
>>723943559
>NG trilogy is now slop just because its on Switch
Lmao
Anonymous No.723953763 [Report]
>>723943954
So how fast will you switch up (hueh) on NG4 once its gets a Switch 2 port?
Anonymous No.723956337 [Report]
>>723926323
nintendo adults should be locked away from the public
Anonymous No.723956603 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
the only thing they can switch around is their gender
Anonymous No.723956756 [Report]
>>723927619
you're right xister he should have bought a Nintendo brand bluetooth speaker
god, corposlaves are so fucking retarded
Anonymous No.723957970 [Report] >>723958838
>>723928060
>Gens I and IV literally shipped broken on release
kill all zoomers
Anonymous No.723958152 [Report]
>>723927573
I mean, PS5 didn't. It was being mogged by Switch in the US until 2022
Anonymous No.723958838 [Report] >>723959798
>>723957970
Bruh, Kanto had simple memory overflow errors everywhere and D/P maps were so broken people were traversing voids to get event Legendaries. Which they actually kept in the remakes.
Anonymous No.723959323 [Report] >>723960436
>>723923065 (OP)
>lack the sales potential it has
I don't this fucking obsession you fuckers have with shit failing. Just buy shit you like and ignore shit you don't like
Anonymous No.723959798 [Report]
>>723958838
you didnt experience either of those lying niglet watched a youtube video to tweak to darkrai and is now saying he ever fell thru the map in himself, you should be ashamed
Anonymous No.723960152 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
>What went so wrong with the Switch 2?

its going to be an overpriced port machine.
Anonymous No.723960264 [Report]
>>723924798
Because only white people can be American
GreatnessAwaits No.723960436 [Report] >>723960562 >>723960623
>>723959323
Producing =/= selling you illiterate retard
Anonymous No.723960562 [Report]
>>723960436
Yes, why would one of the most profitable Japanese companies increase production if shit is not selling?
Anonymous No.723960623 [Report]
>>723960436
>sales exceeding its own estimates
I guess we'll never know.
Anonymous No.723961329 [Report]
I regret buying a switch poo
Anonymous No.723961520 [Report]
>>723926323
yo why is lil bro kind of nice with it tho
Anonymous No.723961616 [Report] >>723963994
>>723926417
Looks like it
Anonymous No.723962779 [Report]
>>723923065 (OP)
A: it's Nintendo, they survived the Wii U.
B: who cares
Anonymous No.723963994 [Report] >>723964347
>>723961616
This is the closest a tendie has ever gotten to pussy and tendies think this is winning lmao
Anonymous No.723964347 [Report]
>>723963994
Compared to other tendies, this guy is chad to them