Thread 723929104

https://universonintendo.com/metroid-prime-4-beyond-ganha-novos-detalhes-sobre-a-moto-vi-o-la-funcoes-dos-amiibo-mais/?fsp_sid=22685
>While exploring the ancient ruins of Viewros, Samus discovers traces of a lost civilization and receives what's known as "Psychic Power ." This mental power allows her to interact with alien structures , control ancient machinery , and even manipulate gravitational fields in combat. It's a power that requires concentration—and also carries risks, as it affects the heroine's body and mind.
>“Power comes with a price.”
>“Even Samus Aran will feel the weight of her own mind.”

>During her mission to Viewros, Samus will encounter both fearsome adversaries and figures who can aid her in her quest.
>Sylux: A mysterious warrior encased in sky-blue armor. He appears to share a mental connection with Samus, but his intentions remain unclear.
>Ais Raxus: A massive creature with an organic body and metallic components. It serves as guardian of the depths of Viewros, and can be either an enemy or an ally depending on the player's actions.
>Lamorn: Her past is shrouded in secrets, and she seems to know details about the origin of Samus' psychic power... but it is not yet known whether or not she is an ally of hers.

>Sylux is presented as Samus's mirror—an entity possessing the same psychic power but wielding it aggressively. It's said he emerged from ancient Federation experiments, a failed attempt to replicate the hunter's abilities. The confrontation between Samus and Sylux will be a central plot point of the narrative.
>“The line between ally and enemy will be blurred.”
>“After all, what defines a human mind when it exceeds its own limits?”

>>723929104 (OP)
Why can’t we get this shit in a Direct instead of a magazine

>>723929675
Magazines were long before Directs. It seems likely a video or something will come out at some point as well.

>>723929104 (OP)
>Ais Raxus
What is this? The giant Metroid fused bug thing in the photo is the boss at the end of the federation base section, so I have no idea what they’re referring to

>>723929675
Nit a big enough game for a direct. It’ll get its ad push after Hyrule and Kirby

>>723929935
No idea, they might not be pictured here

I want to touch her little toes

>>723930345
>translation of a spanish article based on a japanese magazine scan
This shit seems like a bad game of telephone. I wouldn’t take any of it to heart

>>723930995
would

>>723930995
Oh people are gonna have a field day with her

Sylux is 100% going to be Adam's brother after the feds got his dead body back from the ship that exploded and they experimented on him.

>Antagonist is the exact same as the protagonist but evil
wow thats some marvel-tier writing
not to mention i'm pretty sure corruption had the same plot point

>>723931631
As long as Sylux isn't a direct relative of Samus it is okay.

>>723931901
Rivals with your powers are always based in games, get some taste

>>723930995
SEXOOOOOO

>>723931901
prime 2 and 3 and fusion all did this lol. dread kinda did it too.

>>723929675
More to the point why can't we get shit like this in western magazines

>>723929675
Stupid Nintendo nostalgia baiting people again

>>723931901
He's not a clone, they just experimented on him. The experiments to make him like Samus clearly failed because his abilities in Hunters don't match Samus much

>>723929104 (OP)
>It serves as guardian of the depths of Viewros, and can be either an enemy or an ally depending on the player's actions.
You guys aren't gonna be antagonistic cunts to the poor cyborg are you.

>>723931631
I'm down with Samus killing her final tie to Other M.

>>723931901
Sylux is the third time they did it (dark samus and sa-x prior). They did it a fourth time with raven beak. They seem to like this concept a lot.

>>723933520
The Prime games take place before Other M so they cant really do that.
Zero Mission - Prime games - Metroid 2 - Super - Other M - Fusion - Dread

This made me interested in Prime 4 again. I really like how Nintendo only does things if it ENHANCES GAMEPLAY, wish others would learn from that.

>>723933520
I'd honestly prefer if Sylux became a recurring thorn in her side for the Prime series.

>>723932142
They were trying their best. Sometimes that means a different loadout.

>>723934510
And Adam's brother died before Metroid 1/Zero Mission and therefore before Prime so they can do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yz3tTS0xPU

New ad, shows a bit of a new boss

>>723936553
>B-B-But all the bosses were on the bike in the desert
Why are shit posters such lying retards?

>>723934510
Prime 4 is after super given the year stated in the intro, it could be before or after other m though I doubt its after fusion

>>723936689
20X7 was only in some obscure Japanese ad that never showed up anywhere else. If it's not in the manual or stated in the game, 20X7 timeline isn't canon.

>>723936991
Regardless, it's a big time jump from the other prime games and the metroids featured are mochtroids (or some other variant)

Metroid Prime 4 is not beating the Halo allegations with that Yanme'e render.

Why does the Federation keep trying to copy Samus? Do they really suck so much that they can't train their own Elite Soldiers? Can't they design their own super cool weapons?

>>723937152
They're not Mochtroids. Prime 4's intro calls them Metroids but they're a unique type that mind controls

Flaahgra's evil brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZEWTy9xpk

>>723937279
Sylux constantly BTFOs GF troopers despite using inferior samus cloned equipment. The amount of destruction samus is capable with the suit is insane (see prime 2 weapons) and the power difference between her with and without the suit on is absurd.

>>723937376
>Cervex

>>723937152
They're just a new type of Metroid, one that can control your mind and power you up.

>>723937359
They're called metroids but are clearly different. OP's post sources a retarded AI translated article, the actual translation states that samus controls metroids (or are they?)

But will Samus unlock PK Fire & PK Freeze?

>>723936553
>an ad for Metroid Prime 4
Schizobros, they were supposed to be trying to hide the game…

>It's a power that requires concentration—and also carries risks, as it affects the heroine's body and mind.
>“Power comes with a price.”
This feels a bit like a corruption re-tread. I hope they learn from corruption and don't make the psychic powers too overpowered, thus weakening the reason to use the rest of your moveset. The PED suit didn't do enough to incentivize you to not just spam hypermode all day. Especially considering enemies who went hypermode themselves were giant damage sponges unless you did.

>He appears to share a mental connection with Samus, but his intentions remain unclear
Interesting. We still know so little about sylux so I'm glad to see anything more about him. Always assumed he just hated the feds. And samus only by proxy since she's basically their nuclear option and always working for them.

>Ais Raxus: A massive creature with an organic body and metallic components. It serves as guardian of the depths of Viewros, and can be either an enemy or an ally depending on the player's actions.
That sounds really interesting. Potential optional boss/story fork? Metroid isn't the type of series to have good vs evil choices for the player so I'm curious to see how they'll implement this.
>>Lamorn: Her past is shrouded in secrets, and she seems to know details about the origin of Samus' psychic power... but it is not yet known whether or not she is an ally of hers.
Called it. The lamorn is suspicious as fuck, coming in calling samus the chosen one. It reminds me of the black chests from paper mario TTYD.

>Sylux is presented as Samus's mirror—an entity possessing the same psychic power but wielding it aggressively. It's said he emerged from ancient Federation experiments, a failed attempt to replicate the hunter's abilities. The confrontation between Samus and Sylux will be a central plot point of the narrative.
>“The line between ally and enemy will be blurred.”
This sounds really cool. We may actually get to team up with sylux.

>>723937581
They are different, but the game's intro here states what they are.
https://youtu.be/9W9xes7BZto?t=41

>>723937405
All the GF need is an Ice Gun and a Super Missile Launcher and that alone takes care of 80% percent of the problems.

It's the last 20% where things get tricky.

It sounds like they might be implementing some kind of ally system where you need to choose who to trust and work with.
Thats actually an interesting option. And it enables replayability.

when does it come out again? literally waiting for someone on jewtube to upload a 4-8 hour long cutscene movie

>>723931901
>Antagonist is the exact same as the protagonist but evil
That's pure kino faggot.

>>723937514
>Cyrax
Fun

>>723937704
>Ais Raxus: A massive creature with an organic body and metallic components. It serves as guardian of the depths of Viewros, and can be either an enemy or an ally depending on the player's actions.

Fuck, I hope Ais Raxus isn't keeping track of all the stuff we blow up with Missiles and Morph Bombs.

>>723937928
>Samus beats up the Federation Soldiers from Federation Force.

If they do go the route of branching story paths I'm curious as to how they'll handle the canon going forward. Will they pull a Mass Effect and have your choices lead into Prime 5?

Could be neat

>>723929104 (OP)
>blue robot and the guy in the middle share most of their name in japanese
Must be a coincidence, eh?

>>723934118
Well Dark Samus, SA-X, and Raven Beak are all the best antagonist in the series so no wonder they keep doing it.

>>723938258
>SA-X
>best antagonist

>>723930995
she cute

>>723931901
They're saving God for Prime 5's final boss.

>>723938150
What does this mean for the timeline of the Prime series and the 2D series?

>>723938150
do a dragon break

>>723938845
desu if the theories about time travel or time warping being in this game are true, they may be able to start up a zelda style branching timeline

>>723938994
Or they could just put it all in some time loop shit that wraps it up and exits the same, regardless of your path in getting there

>>723939507
Or an elder scrolls style dragon break, as the anon above has said.
Honestly of all things to add to metroid, I really wasn't expecting large story affecting choices. However it honestly sounds really cool. So I like this addition.

>>723938994
This could be a way to fully free up both series, 2D branches off into its path, Prime branches off into its path. They do this, timeline shenanigans will start to make sense since they're both in different timelines.

>>723931901
>marvel invented everything
ok

>>723937951
not til December 4th

>>723939864
no thats retarded, not every series need a damn multiverse or alternative timelines.

>>723936654
Who are you quoting, unironically? Of all the bike-related doomershitposting I've never seen anything like that.

MP4 will get a direct retards, they're just going to wait until after the kirby and hyrule warriors directs first. Nintendo only markets one game at a time now.

>It's said he emerged from ancient Federation experiments, a failed attempt to replicate the hunter's abilities.
I'm just realizing, but this was never confirmed before this huh?
We only knew he had stolen federation prototype gear. Now its a straight confirmation that he was experimented on by them in an attempt to recreate samus for their selves.

>>723935398
I'll be OK with that. The series could use a few more recurring characters that they can use whenever they want.

>>723939961
There was this retard here a couple of days ago claiming there was no boss fights in Prime 4, everyone shitted on him.

>>723929104 (OP)
>It's a power that requires concentration—and also carries risks, as it affects the heroine's body and mind.
Fucking goddamnit have they learned NOTHING from hypermode?

>>723940540
desu hypermodes problems were actually purely in how retro designed its gameplay.
The fact that enemies who used hypermode became massive damage sponges unless you used it yourself was honestly the biggest problem. The fact that hypermode didn't really punish you much at all for abusing it was the other.
From the perspective of it being a narrative device, I actually think its fine. They just needed to tweak the gameplay.

It was my greatest desire, and the more they talk about him the more I feel like its coming.
He will be playable in some way or another at some point in this game. Whether a short section of the story, a side mode, or a dlc.

>>723929104 (OP)
>>723929935
I'm assuming Ais Raxus is this guy who was on the box

>>723941165
Makes sense actually, we have no idea who this fucking guy is

>>723941052
Oh don't worry, he'll be playable in multiplayer only.

>>723941165
He's not a massive creature

>>723938016
>>723932009
Holy reddit

>>723936553
>Xelios
bruh

Why did this game take 20 years?

>>723942064
Realistically only took ~5-6 with Retro. Games getting passed around tend to inflate release times like crazy

>>723942064
Restarted and given to a different dev team + pandemic

>>723929104 (OP)
I just hope the stupid open world vehicle segments only make up a small fraction of the game.

>>723942064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLIv_UXI_So

>>723942142
I'm pretty certain the first few years it was in Retro's hands they didn't even really work on it, they worked on remastering Metroid Prime 1 to get their rendering engine up to snuff and ease in new developers.

>sylux has a mental connection to samus, and also gains his own psychic powers.
>The whole game hes gonna be calling you a glownigger in your mind

>>723942610
everything about the prime remaster was outsourced to pajeets
retro themselves didn't even work on it

are you going to buy the sylux amiibo

>>723945334
yeh
crushing a fed trooper's helmet is pretty cool

>>723945334
no, all my amiibos are of Samus
I would never buy a figure for a game before playing it in the first place to see if I actually like it, but I'll probably get the Varia Suit one

>>723931901
The only marvel rivals that have the same power as the hero that I can think of are Sabretooth and Venom

>>723931901
Is modern /v/ literally incapable of thinking in anything other than trendy buzzwords at this point?

>>723945689
They even gave Red Skull a body cloned from Captain America for a while.

>>723945334
Give me a Figma instead. The Dread ones were cool.

>>723937165
they literally have ex-343 staff on this

>>723946024
>orange tariffs mean I can never ever have the Dread figma

>>723929675
It's fucking Nintendo Dream
Show some respect

>>723942064
Retro has historically HATED franchise fatigue (with heavy turnover as a result of their devs not wanting to be stuck on the same projects over and over again) and they blew years on Harmony which was their big chance to carve their own identity
During this the presumably Bamco studio really dropped the ball on Prime 4
If the Prime 4 we do get somehow drops the ball, remember the original game was somehow worse

>>723946447
And yet you know there will be people claiming that it would have been better and will be calling it the real Prime 4 or something stupid like that.

>>723946336
It can't be that ba-

>seeing Ebay recently sold prices of Samus going triple what I paid for

My condolences anon.

>>723929104 (OP)
Gaming magazines are still a thing?

>>723946767
In Japan yeah
Their print industry is leagues healthier due to their commuter based infrastructure and even then their print industry has seen better days

>>723930995
Getting a certain vibe from her, I dunno...

>>723946852
Forgot my image

i've never played prime
can i play 1-3 binding the aim to a mouse?

>>723946852
Aliens.

>>723947973
mouse controls are a meme for prime, it plays awful, just use a controller

i just want another 2D metroid :(

>>723946852
>>723930995
Reminds me of Lusamine

>>723948134
Wait until next year

>>723947973
Yes look up primehack it's great

>>723941165
It's supposed to refer to the first boss from the tutorial, the translation in the OP is fucked up and full of wrong stuff

>>723931901
Fusion did it before corrupted.

>>723931901
Fucking retard, this is as much a staple in the series as Bowser kidnapping Princess Peach.

Dark Samus has been an icon for decades.

>>723947973
Yes (primehack) but I recommend a controller anyway, precise aiming isn't a focus of the prime games and controlling the morph ball is worse with kbm

>>723949206
Dark Samus technically existed at the same time as sa-x in prime 1

>>723931901
>/v/ is so brainrotted by culture war garbage that they now think rival characters are "marvel-tier writing"

>>723947973
Primehack is good, ignore the other two consolebrained tards

>>723949315
uhhhh what

>>723949739
morph ball is god awful to control with a keyboard and its a good chunk of each game, this is a controller game first and foremost

>new material posted online
>immediately some nonsensical translation is being shared including entirely made up stuff about story elements being locked behind amiibo
alright there's no way there's no disinfo campaign I'm convinced now

>>723949185
That boss' name is Aberax. Translation could fuck up the name but it didn't mess up Sylux and Lamorn's when other direct translations such as >>723937514 typically do.

>>723929104 (OP)
This just sounds like the plot of Corruption again.
>Power comes with a price
Creative bankruptcy.

Human men keep winning

>>723950216
Told you that Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is real

>>723949914
Anon is saying you see Dark Samus' hand in the very last scene of Prime 1 which came out on the same day as Fusion so their character concepts existed at the same time even though we didn't see her in full and fight her until Prime 2.

That's cool, show Samus getting vored in ball form already.

>>723951450
Play Metroid 2 Samus Returns if you want that.

>>723951736
and echoes, and dread (although it's more her voring herself here)

Will the 120fps mode actually hit 120fps? That would be amazing.

>>723951792
>Dread
>Ball vore
Huh?

>>723952160
the alternate kraid kill

>>723929104 (OP)
The graphics look great, nice designs too

>>723946290
Oh fuck...

I'm so glad sylux will finally be doing shit in the story.
All the fan theories about him being ian malkovich or solomon aran sound really dumb to me though. I really just want him to be a new character.

I hate how “going crazy” is used as a lazy scene wipe or transition to an even lazier area, which is common in all modern games

>>723936991
It's weird they'd go out of their way to reference a year that puts the game after Super if they didn't intend that to be the case, not to mention that Sylux is shown stealing a Metroid from a Federation facility at the end of Federation Force, which he wouldn't need to do if the game was pre-Metroid 2 and otherwise aligns with the Feds' Metroid cloning program from Other M and Fusion.

Looks like Destiny when it was good

some short footage of two bosses courtesy of new commercials:

https://youtu.be/0yz3tTS0xPU
https://youtu.be/2MZEWTy9xpk

>>723935398
He could show up in the 2D games too. Would be interesting to have a boss that plays more like Samus herself, meaning stays on the ground with relatively low health but moves around like crazy since most bosses either float or stay still and fill up half the room.

I remember Prime 1 not being very interesting.
Was 2 any better?

>>723953596
KINO

>>723953570
Depends on what you consider interesting. Prime 2 has more unique biomes, the dual world gimmick and is generally more complex in both exploration and combat, but not everyone finds it more interesting because of that.

>>723953596
I like the rolling guys.

>>723952928
It causes too many issues, Metroids are dead after Metroid 2 as far as the mainline games goes, Samus doesn't find out the Metroid are being cloned until Other M. Given that Samus Returns and Super don't have a year stated, I would assume, that year got tossed out and was only used to try to connect Super to the original Metroid in Japan. 20X5 was prominent like 20X6 and 20X9, 20X7 doesn't show up in official material.

>>723953381
Someone who worked on Prime Hunters confirmed that Weavel was a pirate Samus killed in Metroid 1 that was brought back, I wish we’d have more ties between 2D and Prime like that but I guess it’s hard when the whole series takes place before Metroid II

>>723954163
It's not an issue if it's after Other M. Either way, we'll see. I just think it's a little silly if they forever keep cramming games between Metroid 1 and 2 due to a haphazard story decision made 30 years ago.

>>723929104 (OP)
I hope there won't be any fusion metroids.

>>723929675
You know it'll get it’s own Direct right before release. That's how their current marketing works. Right now Kirby Air Riders is the next big thing, After that it'll be Metroid Prime 4.

>>723929675
Because you will get two shitty Kirby AirRiders direct and you will like it.

>>723929104 (OP)
Didn't some leaker say that another Nintendo IP's new entry would be more like a traditional 3D Zelda game? People speculated it was Star Fox but I think MP4 fits the bill. Viola is basically Epona and the different Ancient structures in the varied biomes are like the temples.

>>723953640
Hard to remember, but think I didn't like the small spaces everywhere and backtracking was weird, don't remember why exactly. Overworld was nice

>>723954538
>Didn't some leaker say that another Nintendo IP's new entry would be more like a traditional 3D Zelda game?
I don't think so and even if they did leakers are full of shit

>>723937514
>Cyrax
Post dem yellow robots

>>723947973
With the prices they're going for nowadays it's worth buying a Wii to use the analog stick + motion controls.

>>723953570
Yes but the backtracking is tedious, I had abundant free time but I had to use a guide or I'd have gotten bored enough not to finish it.
Prime 3 is also more interesting in many ways, even though the time spent in each area feels too long.

even with the bike do you think speedbooster is in? I think it is because you still have long stretches of straight terrain in the sub areas where you can't use the bike, like in the jungle with the big bridge

>>723955619
Maybe, but I'm not sure I'd really want it since the camera would almost certainly have to go third-person and it would most likely be very automated like the screw attack in Prime 2 or the speed booster itself in Other M.

>>723931901
Yeah, do you know how many characters were made because they wanted to recreate Captain Americas Super Soldier Serum? Lots. Hulk, Green Goblin...and more.

Anyways, its a running theme that hasnt been fleshed out. Everyone is trying to catch up with the Chozo, but all of them end up making something corrupted. A pale immitation of Samus because Samus is pure.

>>723955619
I don't think so, plus it's already been confirmed that lots of odd(retarded) abilities are in, and there's only space for so many abilities.

>>723929104 (OP)
This is not only the most retarded woke thing I've ever heard, but part of it was ai generated. That last sentence was for sure. Kill everyone at retro studios. They're going to ruin our reputation with the japs. They still think we're cool. I want it to stay that way.

>>723954943
They did say that, they claimed that another IP was filling in that traditional Zelda role.

>>723955848
>it's already been confirmed that lots of odd(retarded) abilities are in
no

>>723956023
sourcerino?

>>723955730
To really dig into the theme of "another copy", each one would have to represent a shadow aspect of samus. A corrupted part of her or soemthing she hasnt integrated or come to terms with.

The theme is "can enlightenment be reversed engeniered?" Every time someone tries to mass produce or make an controlled part of enlightenment, they make something corrupted. They want the glory of the heroes power, but not the discipline or sacrifice that comes with it. Classic biblical tale. Hubris and haste pervert virtue.

These are lofty things to talk about, but this would be the core of Metroid if they were to continue running the same plot like they do with Mario rescuing Peach.

5 bucks says that they're going to recreate the very first game's plot twist and reveal that Sylux is actually a hot girl under "his" armor.

God i wish you guys could fucking use your imagination. Cant talk to anyone. Youre all fucking brain dead.

>>723957065
Yes please. He'd never be as cool a guy as Raven Beak anyway.

>>723957112
*I
*Can't
*You're

>>723957065
it's a samus clone except she has purple hair like the original one on nes

>>723957163
Typical.
I always run into idiots like you. You nitpick something so you dont have to deal with the bigger something. Coward.

>>723957301
>Sylux is Justin Bailey
How would you react?

>>723957432
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>723957524
>Sylux is angry at the world because her parents gave her a boy's name

>>723957301
>purple
I meant green, somehow I was thinking about the leotard but you get what I mean

Does anyone else think the wording implies that they may be setting up an alliance with sylux?
I think it could potentially be kino

>>723956709
>controlling platforms using psychic powers
>bike
What more odd(retarded) abilities would you like?

>>723958040
>purple
>green
Thanks, doc.

>>723958735
It could be.
Sylux is a rogue GF agent, Samus has seen that the federation has been up to a series of irresponsible and dangerous schemes, and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if some official or other wanted to fuck Samus over.

>>723929104 (OP)
new 2d Metroid when?
(no super remake/remaster please)

>>723958851
>lots of
>here's two
they're not sending their best

>>723930995
Looks like an SMT monster, forgot I was in a metroid thread, kinda cool

>>723929104 (OP)
>but his intentions remain unclear.
lewd

>>723932117
probably coming next month, after the direct

>>723937376
>>723937447
wtf, they still didn't change the name?
what kind of virgin retards work at retro that they didn't catch this or the vagina doors

>>723940007
>Nintendo only markets one game at a time now.
which is fucking stupid because gamers are all interested in different things, but now we have to wait in line, at this rate, the next animal crossing is 4 years away

>>723945334
I don't buy plastic toys or figures
waste of space

>>723959126
probably next year or the year after

>>723945334
I have the Samus Returns and Dread amiibos and I preordered the MP4 Samus and Samus & Viola ones which come out in a couple weeks, Sylux's releases in December with the game so I haven't preordered it yet but I will. I'm in Europe and amiibos here haven't been hit by the crazy price hike, thankfully.

>>723929104 (OP)
I find it interesting how a side character from a DS spinoff is the main baddy of the Prime series atm.

>>723961538
2027 at the earliest I'd say, sounds too soon a few months after prime 4

>>723953596
This looks like something straight from 00s.
Not talking about the visuals.

>>723963551
and let 2026 be another metroid drought year?
it's already been 4 years since dread
I would expect mercurystream is on the last stretch of development

they should do the fusion remake they wanted to do in the first place, and port samus returns at the same time since they're both SR388 and reuse enemies and scenery

ideally they would have 2 teams, one that does remakes and the other that does new games
after fusion/samus returns
then they can do metroid 1 and super metroid
then all the mainline 2d metroids are on switch they can fix up other m and their job is done

>>723929675
>Why can’t we get this shit in a Direct instead of a magazine

fr fr no cap fo shizzle bro it should be a youtube short with subway surfers gameplay in the background

>>723961703
>Viola

>>723931901
Anon Ridley and Mother Brain are dead they need new baddies to work with

>>723936359
>steal hl2 concept art but make it baby colors
very subtle nintendo

Who the hell is the reason for why Samus is with the Feds anyway?
>tried to weaponize Metroids
>tried to weaponize X parasite
>tried to clone Ridley
>Bottleneck facility
>tried to weaponize Phaaze
>tried to get Samus killed with EMMI
No wonder Sylux hates them

They should remake Other M and make some changes to the story so that Samus doesnt act like a retard.

>>723968113
Impossible. Even cutting all of her dialogue doesn’t save it from being an incoherent nothingburger story where every salient plot point is resolved without her input. Just let that kusoge rot in obscurity forever, and continue calling anyone who likes it a stupid faggot contrarian. Some day we might even stop talking about it at all, imagine!

>>723955965
take your meds freak subhuman

>>723970326
They really should have just set it prior to Zero Mission when she was younger and part of the feds. Because at least then her acting retarded could have made sense.

>>723930995
Finally some female humanoid shaped xenos in this franchise that's not Samus adjacent

>>723968113
>le story
no, who gives a fuck, the game has too many problems chiefly gameplay and structure wise, it'd require so many changes to make it good they might as well make an entirely new game instead

>>723970782
An origin story with a brash, headstrong, and extremely overdramatic teenage Samus fucking up massively and learning how to be a professional the hard way could have been absolute kino. As is, Other M is about a consummate professional with an insane portfolio of inhuman feats regressing into a babbling retard womanchild. Oh well

>>723952319
I really dont think so. The whole thing is a mess. The bike is ultracringe

>>723952319
I want to believe, but there is a bike-shaped albatross around this games neck. They portrayed it in the worst possible way, and made what should be an immersive, tightly designed exploration game look like open world slop. I still think it will be a good game, even with this stupid shit forced into it, but the prevailing narratives are now
>toxic positivity and denial
>written off by doomers
Basically, it will appeal to normalfags who probably won’t buy the game anyway. Only diehards will support Metroid, as always, only this time some will do some begrudgingly. It’ll sell ~3m and be “successful” while not coming anywhere close to RoI. Same as it ever was

>>723971057
seethe cope and dilate, the game is going to be great

>>723971567
I want it to be but it won't.

>cross gen cancer so the Switch 1 version will probably run badly
>Open world sloppy
>Their marketing so far has been "open purple doors with purple mode!" And "open world bike slop! Look! Akira slides!"

>>723971441
This is probably it. Unless they drop an extremely well-edited and exciting trailer the lingering impression people have is currently “open-world Metroid on motorcycles” which appeals exclusively to retards. It doesn’t really matter if that’s what the game is or not, that’s what people see now.

>>723971718
>>cross gen cancer so the Switch 1 version will probably run badly
will play on switch 2, don't care
>Open world sloppy
it's not open world and you're indian
>Marketing bad!
nothing to do with the quality of the game, you're brown and 60 IQ max

>>723971843
>his entire defense is that he bought Switch 2 and that I'm brown
LOL

>>723971843
>not open world
>source: trust me bro
kek you know as much as anyone else; exactly what the trailer showed

I’ll allow you this; if it was actually open world it would already be advertised as such, but frankly that makes the empty dogshit desert worse. you are the one coping, nigger faggot dipshit retard

>>723972040
you don't understand what open world is which is exactly why you're a favela monkey who can't recognize himself in the mirror, it's ok I forgive you

>>723971773
That’s what happened with Tears of the Kingdom iirc. The trailers leading up to the big story cinematic were pure antihype. That game aged like milk of course, but that story trailer revived interest in it. Chances are there will be a Beyond trailer that does the same, whether the game is good or not.

I still want to know what the Bamco iteration of the game even was and if it really was unsalvageable.

>>723972251
I accept your concession, shrieking slopfaggot retard

All this info is mistranslated btw

>>723972257
well they’ve got like one month to get people interested in a game whose hype is virtually dead, I’m not exactly optimistic.

>>723972329
I accept your browness and macaconess, joao

>>723971718
Everyone is going on about the open world desert, but the puzzles are what I'm really concerned about. It looks like they've learned nothing from the previous games, and want to push for a more approachable game. I wouldn't be surprised if they lacked difficulty modes entirely. Can't risk the kids getting filtered by anything.

>if you disagree with me y-you’re brown
KWAB

>>723972767
In all fairness most puzzles they’ve shown are from what looks like the first hour of the game, of course they’re going to be on the simple side, they’re meant to show you the mechanics of whatever ability is used to solve them. One would hope the mid to late game puzzles might be more interesting.

>>723972817
hit the nail on the head I see, it's ok it's not your fault you're brown!!

>>723972817
Just call him a nigger.

>>723972981
They said the same thing about TOTK, and the game was no better than what the trailers showed. Infact it was alot worse.

>>723971057
>The whole thing is a mess.

Man you should give 4chan a break. We barely have seen anything. The bike may or may not work. Cant infer shit from 1 minute of footage, much less declare the whole thing a mess, when it looks very much like what you would expect from metroid prime otherwise.

>>723973292
totk is a great game and so will metroid prime 4, you shitting blood on /v/ about them notwithstanding

>>723972767
for me it’s the fact the shooting is firmly rooted in 00’s GC tank controls yet again, we’ve had nearly 20 years of iterative shooter mechanics and first person movement innovations and she still looks like she handles like a brick. I’m not asking for Titanfall 2 but fuck’s sake they haven’t learned ANYTHING

>>723973386
Ok dumb ESL nigger.

>>723973375
Anon the marketing has been a DUMPSTER FIRE.

>Purple mode opens Purple doors!
>You have a bike and an insanely sterile and empty desert to navigate!

I am an OG Metroid Prime super fan. Prime 1 is why I'm such a hardcore gamer. I have the MP3 Varia Suit figma. I own every Metroid Amiibo. Prime 4 looks fucking mid.

>>723973292
The main problem with Totk was that it had the same map as the first game. For the rest it was pretty good.

I cant imagine how that translates to metroid prime 4 of all things.

>>723934118
raven peak is the evil daddy, not a clone/mirror to samus. It's similar but different enough.

>>723973527
>ok
glad you agree ranjeet

>>723937514
the hot white alines name is... Ramon.

>>723973451
The strafe-dash being omnidirectional is a big improvement on it previously being just left-right but yeah it looks very basic. I’ve always dreamed of a Metroid Prime that conveys her agility the same way the 2D games do but it looks like it’s just that, a dream.

>>723973690
>For the rest it was pretty good.

>>723973616
>marketing has been bad
I agree, but I wouldnt take things as face value with less than a minute of footage.

Ive played enough videogames to know when its fair to make a judgement and we've barely seen shit. I was more worried about the game before they showed the bike because they didnt show any single novelty at all. Now i know they've been having some actual ideas and im up for it, even if im not yet convinced. Retro hasnt made a single bad game despite being a mess of a company, so I dont know why would they start making bad games now.

>>723973803
I agree that you are a loudmouthed stupid nigger, yes.

>>723974027
nah I'm white which is why I know prime 4 will be great while your browness makes you seethe impotently on 4chin, very sad!

>>723974109
>nah I’m white
post hand

>>723973980

I honestly loved the weapon fusing mechanics and the caves. All the problems in the game stemmed from having the same setting. I guess Id like dungeons to be complex again but that didnt make the game bad, and the bosses were cool at least.

>>723930995
I bet she would be good in bed.

>>723974015
Anon, they chose to lead with this shit. The second disappointing trailer is when you know you need to start to worry and that's where we are. They though that HIDEOUS desert biome and a bike would be a HUGE drop.

They've played their hand. It's bad one.

>>723974109
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>723974167
you first visajeet

>>723974221
It’s a huge drop for retarded normalfags who love open world chore simulators. Prepare for new YouTube personalities who claim to have always loved Metroid shitting out mediocre LP’s and recycled lore content.

>>723974414
No. It's not. People dont actively hype Open World anymore.

>>723974170
I found much more issue with the game than just using the same setting. There's massive wasted potential, the puzzles never improved, the building mechanic trivialized everything, the game has this issue with too many items cluttering your inventory, not to mention how sloppy it is that they rely on flashbacks again for storytelling.

>>723957065
>>723957301
yes please

>>723974452
Tendies do. Nintendo is always several years late to once-popular trends, and so are their retarded fans. There are plenty of retards who want to hype up “Metroid’s BotW moment”

>>723974751
No, even Nintendoids are sick of it. Switch 1's library exhausted them on it and MKW and Bananza have expended the final patience and interest. The fad is over and Prime 4 is late to the party and out of fashion.

>>723974751
>Nintendo is always several years late to once-popular trends
nintendo have made open world games for the best part of a decade, the dedicated seethe thread is the famitsu one, go there with your discord tranny friends

>>723974961
>Switch 1's library exhausted them on it
four first party nintendo open world games on switch 1
>Bananza
not open world

nintendo derangement syndrome truly is a blight

>>723974751
do we even know that metroid prime 4 will be "open world"? Like the bike might be only for one singular open area or something.

>>723975174
If it wasn't that important, they wouldn't show it.

>>723975101
>tendies are so assraped by brand loyalty they can’t see criticism of their slop as anything but mental illness
Capitalism has bred a creature even less human than the Gypsy.

>>723974478
We could discuss all of those things for a long time, and how much these affect the overall quality of the experience. In any case, I personally had a lot of fun with the game despite some issues. I certainly wouldn't complain about MP4 being as "bad" as Totk given that in any case it will be a fresh experience and a return to the metroid universe. It certainly won't be dogshit or whatever hyperbole people want to imply from a few seconds of footage.

>>723974961
>Bananza
Was good, and well-liked.
>MKW
Was shit, and hated by even some of the most shameful tendie sloppers.

Open world game design is only a detriment when it is done lazily. The bike-desert looks lazy, unfortunately.

>>723975174
>do we even know that metroid prime 4 will be "open world"?
no, it's the usual shitposting autists

it's clearly an old school hyrule field sort of structure with a large plain connecting the different sub areas/biomes

>>723975357
>no argument
concession and dilation accepted

the vast majority of first party singleplayer nintendo games on switch 1 are linear, keep yelling at imaginary threats cocksucker

>>723975670
>a large, empty land of nothing that's just a lazier version of teleports/elevators
There's a reason why I fast forward anytime I emulate OOT. And Hyrule Field is reason numero uno.

>>723975670
>erm no it’s not a boring open world
>ackchually it is a boring hub area that only serves to pad your playtime
Woah, that’s way better you stupid cuck.

Is it worth playing prime hunters to learn who this blue nigga is?

>>723976121
>why yes I lied about it open world but what I truly meants is that it's... le boring!!!
what a giant kike

>>723976126
Not really. It’s been 20 years and we don’t know a thing about this fag. All you need to know;
>ambiguous humanoid
>from ‘cylosis’
>hates Feds
>all of his gear is stolen Fed prototypes
>hates Samus
>has been stalking her for ages but seemingly doesn’t do anything
>stole his own Metroid
That’s it, he’s a nothingburger. He’s barely noteworthy in his debut game.

>>723975961
>metroid turns into the worst parts of the zelda games to try to become relevant
Grim. I’d rather it just die, DESU.

If Sylux isn’t a total reverse trap babe I’m refunding my copy

The NDS autists woke up and ruined the thread, shame. I’m sure the famitsu thread didn’t help

>>723975670
>it’s clearly a marked downgrade from the interconnected level design of the previous three
Do you even listen to yourself or are you really this much of a brainless tendie cocksucker? Whether it’s a hub world or an open zone or whatever you want to call it, it looks like shit and judging by the amount of damage control your fellow tendie cocksuckers have done on youtube you probably agree and are just shitposting for (you)’s.

>>723976864
Guilty as charged. I love ruining Metroid threads by doing things like "criticizing the series" and "recommending how to improve" and "suggestions on what I'd like to see". I'll destroy a billion metroid threads by actually trying to have reasonable discussion. So sorry if this ruined your experience.

>>723956905
>pic
Oh god i can still hear the scream

>>723976960
there's no reason why it can't be interconnected even with a hyrule field style plain which you'd know if you played videogames you claim to be nostalgic of instead of being an insufferable brown subhuman stain on this board

>>723977012
do you get some sort of perverse pleasure out of completely ruining this already shit board just by existing ACfag?

>>723977012
This post low-key reads like ACfag slop but I think unironically prefer his brand of schizo samefaggotry to whatever this underage autism is.

>>723977012
Great, one annoying nigger attracts another. Why do Metroid threads attract such mental illness?

>>723977012
Incessant whining about the marketing is completely braindead when it hasn’t even started in earnest. Do you expect them to show you endgame shit months before the release? Do you want them to spoil solutions to the puzzles? It’s early game sizzle real shit, and you’re having extended meltdowns. Please off yourself if you can’t use your brain

>>723977465
>Do you expect them to show you endgame shit months before the release? Do you want them to spoil solutions to the puzzles?
A good game remains good, even if they spoiled every single second of the game. Of course this doesn't apply to movieshit, since the only appeal is witnessing the story.

Ais Raxus looks like a Michael Bay Transformer

>>723977406
It’s the critically-acclaimed black sheep franchise of a company known for brainwashing once-proud human beings into mindless brand zealots, Metroidfags are brand zealots who feel spurned. It’s a potent cocktail of hopium and delusion.

>>723977406
>Metroid threads
try any nintendo thread

some people aren't taking recent news about nintendo market domination very well

>>723977647
Oh, it is just you, ACfag. Marketing teams not wanting to spoil shit has nothing to do with whether or not it would be fun if it were spoiled. Try to do better than shoehorning in your preprogrammed responses, you unloved retard

I’m not a tortanic tranny but I kind of hope this flops just so I can bully Metroidfags. They seem like they deserve it.

>>723978047
>Marketing teams not wanting to spoil shit has nothing to do with whether or not it would be fun if it were spoiled.
That just sounds like they have no confidence in their product. Sad how Nintendo wants all of their games to be movies, to the point where "spoilers" are now legitimately seen as a threat.

You can't make this up.

>>723975357
Calling Bananza open world isn't criticism, it's just incorrect. I sincerely don't understand why it's brought up here when open worlds are being discussed, never mind this frequently. There can't be this many people who are into games enough to go online and talk about them with stangers who also don't know what Mario 64 is.

>>723978068
the only thing you'll bully is your micro sissy clitty while watching cuck porn

>tendies are ardently defending this without a hint of irony
At least Metroid 6 will be good.

>>723978324
there's a special brand of megaspergs who completely lose their shit at any game with large environments, if it's not corridors all the way through they start having an episode

>>723978284
This nonsense is maybe the most pathetic shit I’ve seen out of you yet, congratulations on the new low

>>723978461
What if the space in the middle also has content?

>>723978639
>JP site refers to “collecting ores” from “resource nodes”
Yeah. Content.

>>723978637
Whenever a game of mine gets new content in a free update, I don't care how much of it gets spoiled. Infact the more the merrier.

Not sure how this ruins a supposedly good game, when it should only incentivize you to play it even more. Unless the notion is that the game is only good for one playthrough, and only if you don't know what's coming. That WOULD speak volumes about the game's supposed quality, or lack thereof.

>>723978461
Brand is the new religious identity, criticizing brand is a direct attack on tendies. It is what it is. I used to get mad about it but these days I just feel sorry for them.

this is your threadly reminder that it’s actually very easy to not engage with bait

>>723929104 (OP)
We're seriously getting info from a magazine and not Nintendo....

>>723930995
Aliens like these should exist

>>723979019
They still have 2 other games releasing before it, why is this hard to grasp?

>>723929104 (OP)
So..psychic power is just the corruption suit again
>Sylux is a failed experiment from the federation at replicating Samus' power
Is this a retcon?

>>723978461
anyone comparing this to hyrule field favorably is dying of a copium overdose because that is the worst part of every Zelda game.

>>723979135
Ah yes forgive me, those two other games are VASTLY more important to market (so important you didn't even name them) over the game that was announced over 8 years ago
Yeah no you're right tendrone

>>723979208
?

>>723979229
Age of Calamity outsold every Metroid title. Understanding that they want to focus on it, as it comes out first should not be hard, if you have a brainstem. Cope as you please, sperg

Did anyone make a primehack equivalent for prime remastered? What are the chances something like that gets made for prime 4?

>>723979579
>THERE ARE TWO IMPORTANT GAMES COMING OUT
>"what are they?"
>*MENTIONS A GAME FROM FIVE YEARS AGO*
you sure showed me

>>723979850
Doubtful, no need to since it's the exact same as Prime 1 but with different graphics and less content

>>723979579
>musou slop of the week outsells actual good games
all this really tells me is that tendie normalfags have abysmally shit taste, and that I shouldn’t take any salesposting seriously ever. doubly true knowing there are retards unironically excited about totk’s nothingburger lore and can’t wait to play unnamed faceless sage #3 while they relieve such riveting story moments such as ‘ganon beats unarmed woman to death and fortnite emotes’

>>723979856
>”what are they?”
Who are you quoting? If you want spoonfed, ask politely instead of screeching like a retard

>>723978461
Dont you get tired of being raped every time? Even muhamad think you are a faggot.

>>723980046
Don’t give a fuck about your autistic aside, they’re going to advertise it because it sells and releases sooner

>>723980145
The opinions of illiterate ESLs are irrelevant to me. Aren’t you tired of pretending to be excited for slop, shill?

>>723929104 (OP)
Sorry bro that bike reveal really killed the hype.

>>723979208
>hyrule field is now a huge game breaking flaw while it was never an issue when this faggot pretended to be nostalgic of the old zelda formula
the amount of jewishness from these anti nintendo spergs will never cease to surprise me

>>723980046
>totk
>lore
Seethe aside, who is Imprisoning War even for? Even people who like TotK think the lore sucks. They literally play you the same identical cutscene four times.

>>723980142
So you were lying then, got it

>>723980668
Breath of the Wild got a Warriors game so Tears of the Kingdom gets one too. It doesn’t really matter if it needed one or even benefits from one. It’s just patternshit.

>>723980301
Look at how mad you are.

Would a Metroid Warriors game work in concept?

>>723980668
They play the same present day cutscene 4 times. An active war against ganondorf is more interesting than the calamity, which was canonically just “all the guardians turned evil and we all died”

>>723980668
I like musous so I might get it because the characters look marginally more interesting than in the previous HW. And Totk story was complete ass, so whatever they're doing in this one can't possibly be worse.

>>723977406
idk but almost half of this thread is retards screeching and insulting each other. embarassing behavior even for /v/. the dogshit trailer and stupid bike and dumb sales metrics bait have been discussed to death, I just want to talk about metroid.

>>723981205
I don't think so because metroid combat is focused on shooting and I don't think it'd work with the musou formula which is all about mowing down hundreds of homos with your melee attacks

>>723978461
No lies detected, this rapes the Nintendo shill. This game’s prognosis is grim.

>>723981369
it's impossible to talk about nintendo games on /v/ because there's a dedicated group of shitposters who're intent on ruining any thread related to nintendo and jannies are fucking useless so we're stuck with that

>>723981682
You have my condolences, bro. Far be it from any of us to ruin your famitsu circlejerks.

>>723981682
you are one of the annoying screeching retards I’m talking about, thoughbeit. your seething and damage control have flooded the last third of the thread and drowned out all other discussion. please reconsider if this is actually worth your time

>>723981369
Side effect of Beyond being polarizing, in the bad way. Like it or not, Nintendo got what they wanted. People really want to talk about the fucking bike.

>>723982025
Nta, but by all means, reply with the discussion you started that has gone without reply

>>723981964
>>723982025
case in point

you might have a decent board if you rangebanned these two genetic failures but mods are too busy gooning

>>723982564
>please rangeban anyone who says anything negative about Nintendo

>>723982336
you haven’t started sperging out about me being brown or a jew for uttering the mildest criticism so clearly I got the wrong anon. apologies, you fags are starting to blend together. it is all so tiresome. removing the IP counter killed this site.

What an abysmal thread. Metroidfags don’t deserve anything better, DESU.

>>723979208
Hyrule field in Oot was cool. It gave certain pace and scale to the adventure it wouldn't have otherwise. You're just choosing to pick the absolute worst possible interpretations for this scenario because the internet has ruined you.

>>723976767
What is the point when Samus already is one?

>>723983743
>big empty field of nothing is le good

>>723984937
>here's your good conversation bro!
as I said, rangeban

>>723951160
oh I thought they meant canonically existed together in the storyline

>>723979080
Infinite universes, infinite posibilities :).

>>723961054
>didn't catch
all the vaginal stuff is intentional dumbass

>>723983427
>People that give 0 fucks about metroid enter the thread and start shitting it up
>DURR HURR METROIDFAGS DON'T DESERVE SHIT DESU HURR

>>723985401
>Metroid fans do nothing but spam gooner pics of ZSS and jerk off metacritic scores and sales
>be surprised when the threads are low quality

>>723985693
find me one thread from the archive full of ‘ZSS porn’ you worthless subhuman.

>>723931631
>Sylux being some dude the feds experimented on, hence the stolen prototype tech
Cool
>100% going to be adam's bro-
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>723985693
Nice selfie, ACnigger.

>>723985401
>being this new
kek welcome to /v/

>>723974991
>nintendo have made open world games for the best part of a decade
And they haven’t learned their lesson at all compared to the dozens who got it eight. Name me one of their open world games that are highly regarded in the industry, let alone good

>>723930995
She cute :)

>>723984937

Depends on the game and how it's designed. It also worked well in Shadow of the Colossus.
I just trust retro to make a good game, which they have always delivered with, despite their chaos.

Can’t believe they just dropped the new alien waifu so casually

>>723986146
>mediocre spammed threads that barely gain any traction and instantly fall to page 10
So, a self-resolving problem only you obsess over. Sounds about white.

>>723986527
Meanwhile I can't find a single metroid thread that isn't infested with gooners.

>>723986634
This one, you blind stupid faggot. Unfortunately, it’s infested with retards instead.

just saw the Samus face reflection in some random Prime 4 gameplay from a convention, she looks like the Prime Remastered version

>>723986753
>this one
>>723986465
>guy literally obsessing over waifus before the game is even out
>>723930995
>guy only cares about jerking off
>every reply to him is the same gooner reply over and over

>>723986939
>two entire posts about an unrelated character
lol ok nigger, I’m already tired of playing with you.

>>723986165
>Name me one of their open world games that are highly regarded in the industry
first who gives a fuck about "the industry", it's currently collapsing under the weight of its own bullshit while nintendo are the only ones still thriving

secondly you know full well botw was praised by a bunch of devs outside of nintendo and a bunch of games were inspired by it, now deny it faggot

>>723986868
>she looks like the Prime Remastered version

Good. They never bogged her in MP2 and MP3. Never understood what was the problem with her realistic appearance in MP1.

>>723986868
Thank fuck, maybe they’ve finally settled on a character design instead of making her look like a different generic blond in every game.

>>723987013
>a character literally originating from Prime 4 is unrelated to metroid
oof

>>723936359
I would like a Federation focused Metroid game that isn't chibi but a serious take on the average Fed soldier to remind people of Metroid's roots as a Alien inspired series.

>>723987452
>cries about ZSS threads
>pivots to an unrelated character when debunked
I used to think you were good at this, but time and wisdom have taught me you’re just an attention-starved freak bitch.

>>723987686
I hate ZSS threads because they focus on gooning, and this thread is no different. I'm sorry if I hate fanservice and people who only care about sex appeal.

>>723987774
I don’t care about your worthless faggot opinions, only that you can never stop spamming and flooding these threads with them as if they are the most important shit in the world to you.

>>723987990
But it's okay when you spam the board with famitsu threads and game journo articles about how everyone loves Nintendo?

>>723988089
Not me, but thanks for letting me know they make you mad. I’ll be sure to post the next ones just for you. :^)

>>723988326
And I'll be sure to spend the next Metroid thread criticizing the game and not joining the circlejerk. :^)

>>723988326
Stop making FUN OF ME

WHY CANT YOU JUST LET ME BE AN AUTISTIC MEAT ROBOT IN PEACE

BOOBIES MAKE ME CRY

>>723988489
STOP IMPERSONATING ME YOU FUCKING KIKE YOU ARENT FUNNY

I HATE BOOBS NOW IM THINKING OF XENOBLADE 2 AGAIN. god im so lonely, I wish I could kill myself but im not brave enough to do it

>>723988489
>acting like criticizing this open world slop trash is a radical take
you’re getting stale anon, I liked it better when you talked to yourself.

>>723988872
If I take a moderate, well shared take, people get angry. If I take a radical take, people get angry. There's just no pleasing fanboys.

That's right, keep shitting up this thread. Fuck this series and FUCK Samus Aran.

>>723988972
>people are mad at me no matter what
>could it be because I am an insufferable faggot with a nauseating personality?
>no, they just don’t want to have a discussion with me

>>723989212
This but unironically. Among the reasons I've started hating Samus, she's a filthy fed sympathizer. the sooner the GF is burnt to the ground, the better.

>>723989346
>could it be because I am an insufferable faggot with a nauseating personality?
I'm not the one perpetuating famitsu threads and sales circlejerks. Don't throw rocks in glass houses.

>>723989523
>he still thinks every anon replying is the same person
Oh ACfag. Even after all these years I’ve never tired of bullying you. I love the mentally ill!

>>723929104 (OP)
>Sylux is a test tube baby
Well that’s disappointing

>>723989831
>he still thinks every anon replying is the same person
They don't have to be. As long as you refuse to condemn the console warriors and famitsu spammers, I can blame you for their shitposting because you support it by proxy.

>>723990074
>stumbles blindly into admitting he projects his schizo bogeyman onto every poster he interacts with
Ironic, seeing as these threads often do the same with you. It’s mental illness all the way down I’m afraid. That’ll be your last (you) unfortunately, I can’t babysit a sealion all day after all.

>>723990626
>stumbles blindly into admitting he projects his schizo bogeyman onto every poster he interacts with
If you don't want to be accused of perpetuating console wars, then stop supporting console wars. That means stop supporting famitsu spam.

What is she thinking?

Is this real?

Is that hairbrush legal?

>criticism of nintendo games is immediately met by spam of cheese pizza
Famitsu warriors really have hit a new low.

>>723930995
I want to smooch her while she wraps her feathery head tentacles around my head.

Why are they like this?

for once ACfag isn’t the most insane fucking faggot in the thread. Grim.

Do parents know?

Why is she doing that?

spamming CP because he got embarrassed is a classic ACfag move thoughbeit

Is this real?

Does she have OF?

>>723991635
>fanbase that jerks off to mini-pauline, inklings and every underage zelda character accuses others of spamming cheese pizza

>>723991835
you are a part of that fanbase thoughbeit, ACpedo. enjoy your vacation or, more optimistically, your inhumane execution

Does she know this is illegal?

Why is this happening?

>>723991949
Nah, I stopped being a Nintendo fan years ago. The last Nintendo game I even enjoyed was Metroid Dread, everything else has been mediocre and drab.

What causes this?

>>723929104 (OP)
Where are the mods?

>>723992153
>not a Nintendo fan
>but shitposts in Nintendo threads all day every day and floods threads where he’s humiliated with pedo shit
One day you’ll be doxxed and I can’t wait to laugh at what a disgusting, disfigured subhuman you are.

Do parents know?

>>723992364
>criticizing Nintendo games is now shitposting
Go back to your famitsu threads if you want a circlejerk so badly.

Is this traumatic?

Isn't she too young?

>>723953381
are you retarded

Is this normal?

Does she know?

>all this CP
Is there some negative PlayStation news today or is this because the Xbox is collapsing?

What is she thinking?

>>723993062
Nintendo fans losing their minds over criticism so they're spamming CP to destroy the thread.

Is she okay?

>>723993062
ACfag meltie, he hates the sight of women but desperately lusts after children like the faggot subhuman he is.

Jannies wake the fuck up damn

>>723993189
So, it's confirmed to be either Snoys or Xbots, got it.

jannies? hello?

>>723993260
Probably Nintensnoys. They hate video game discussion and just want to jerk off to porn.

>>723993347
ACtroon, why aren't you in prison, disgusting pedo?

>>723993414
>he says while jerking off to mini-pauline, kid zelda and the inklings
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

>CP is gone
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723991635
He tries to pretend it isn’t him but he was caught doing this in Xenoblade and Zelda threads in the past. If someone doxxed him I’d drop everything and hunt him like a rat.

>>723993526
>complaining about fictional characters while jerking off to the real thing
You need to be shot

>>723930995
Alien women owe me sex.

>>723993743
>fictional characters
of....?

>>723967162
Kraid survived Super Metroid. I refuse to believe Ridley didn't as well.

>>723945334
Maybe if we dont get a sylux Figma

>>723941165
I think that Fed trooper is gonna be Samus's merchant for upgrading.

>>723993820
>suddenly

If this thread was good for anything, it was showing anons not in the know that ACfag is deeply depraved and should not be treated like a human with human rights.

>>723994523
All for the crime of.... implying that a Nintendo game might have flaws. Truly depraved behavior.

>>723994523
it was definitely an eye-opener… I knew ACfag was an annoying sperg but spamming CP was an unpleasant surprise. Why don’t the mods just rangeban him?

>>723994992
>>723994523
Stop samefagging your own posts.

>>723993347
>>723994675
>posts actual cp
You should be hunted down

What the fuck happened here man I didn't think making this thread would lead to this

>>723995178
That's just what snoys do.

>>723995136
The CP poster was literally posting within seconds of my posts. Unless I can somehow make two posts within the exact same span of 5 seconds, you need to take your meds.

>>723995178
NDS is a serious condition.

>>723994992
they probably have, actual pedos have a bad habit of being hard to get rid of
>>723995178
acfag decided he wasn’t getting enough attention today and really shit up the thread for real, mods of course are dickless cucks and will do nothing meaningful

>>723995178
Nintendo Derangement fuckers targeting Metroid now.

>>723994523
>>723994992
Hes been defending pedophiles for months and on multiple occasions defended other snoys spamming cp under the grounds of "t-t-tendies called me a faggot 10 years ago so its okay"

>>723995232
You always use your phones to same fag, ACsnoytranny.
everybody knows it's you, because you didn't immediately disavow it.

>>723995178
sony fanboys are evil
in other news water is wet

Why can't this board be normal for one fucking day? one day is all I ask

>>723994523
>>723995378
holy shit. I’d heard he was a schizo but this is extreme even for /v/. what a shithole board

>>723995415
>saying that spamming cheese pizza is "hitting a new low" isn't disavowing it
Also, I'd love to see proof of this claim of using phones. Or is this one of those "dude you gotta trust me" deals.

>>723995567
Yes, you not dosavowing it is proof. Kill yourself, pedophile

>>723995178
Its the new normal for any thread that is even slightly positive of nintendo or a game that is on a nintendo console

>>723995521
metroid threads can't even be comfy anymore between the shitflinging about the bike and now this

>>723995178
when snoyggers get too BTFO they post CP.

>>723995648
Saying it's literally a bad thing and that it's a new low sounds like disavowing it to me.

>calls others pedophiles
I don't see you disavowing the people who defend spamming porn of underage Nintendo characters. I again disavow the disgusting PDFs who spammed the cheese pizza just now.

>>723995680
the bike is pretty lame but I’d take another dozen threads about it over even one more thread full of the autistic robot man’s love of child rape. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>723995827
When will you spam cp next, ACsnoytranny?
You are seething hard enough to do it again.

>>723995827
you weren’t in a rush before you fucking freak, now that word is spreading you seem a bit hot under the collar. anons won’t forget what a sick fuck you are. you deserve only death

I hope we can ply as sylux. I wanna see his own hud in HD

>>723996021
>>723995967
Don't project your insecurities onto me.

This has been a legendary ACfag melty, how will our resident habitual sperg ever come back from this?

>>723995548
Welcome to the insane world of Nintendo Derangement syndrome.
It is very much a real thing.

>>723996301
Ah, now the non replies start, which means ACsnoytranny has been cornered.
so the next cp spam will start soon

>>723996351
I don’t think he does. ACpedo has a nice ring to it.

>>723996351
>>723996470
>>723996671
>Nintendo fans spam CP
>then they accuse their enemies of doing it
>despite the posting times literally proving otherwise
>have to hide behind a "y-you were using phones" cope
>samefagging constantly to top it off

>>723995548
It's what happens when people take hate for an individual company past a reasonable point and let said company live rent free in their heads. Probably also doesn't help that most on this board that do this are VERY mentally ill.

>>723996761
Everybody knows it's you spamming cp, ACsnoytranny. Your desperate false flagging failed.

>>723996761
Retarded faggot we know it was you.

>>723996448
>>723996857
not only is this a stupid forced meme, it’s not even relevant to acpedo’s sperg-out. shut the fuck up retards

>>723996925
>>723996868
>I have no proof, but you have to believe me!

A fandom that calls people brownoids and snoys over the tiniest offenses, but you're expected to suddenly tell the truth.

>>723997058
Everybody knows it's you, you only do it in pro Nintendo threads.And you defend it consistently

You know, the thing that gets me about the CP spam isn't the fact that they're spamming CP. It's the fact that this clearly isn't a joke for them.
I used to rationalise this Nintendo shitposting as a fake "pretend to be angry" thing like the jesus christ hotline but it's not, it's real. They would go so far in their obsessive hatred against Nintendo that they would spam CP.

>>723996761
every time the snoy speaks hes admitting his guilt and projecting

>>723997000
>it’s not even relevant to acpedo’s sperg-out.
Dude, ACfag targets Nintendo exclusively.

>>723996761
>>723997058
Your damage control is embarassing, ACpedo. You’ve been outed, and caught in the act. And it’s not the first time you’ve done it either. What a pathetic fucking freak bitch you are, habitually shitting up these threads and spamming your ghoulish pedo nigger shit when it doesn’t go your way. I hope someone kills you and posts the video, and soon.

>>723997228
they don't do this for 8+ years as a "joke"
its close to a decade of seething

>>723997149
>everybody knows its you
The same "everybody" who insists that famitsu threads are totally legit discussion, and not just fanboys shitting up the thread with console wars?

>>723997000
You have no idea how this only happens in Nintendo threads and never in any other threads.

>>723997328
I ragebait tendies on the daily and I absolutely do not want to be compared to this nonce thoughbeit

>>723997228
of course it is real.
snoyggers are like this since 1996.

>>723997058
how come the only time cp starts getting spammed is after you start losing the argument

>>723997437
>>723997448
Ragebait is a weird way to say spam cp.
and BTW, didn't you claim everything you said was totally honest and intellectually honest?
Ragebait never is, it's by definition shit posting

>>723997569
>losing the argument
What argument was this?

I don’t know which is funnier;
>that ACfag, famous cooties-hater, seemingly lusts after little girls
>that ACfag does not actually lust after little girls but the board hates him so much they’re willing to pin the blame for CP spam on him
>ACfag is so profoundly autistic he is not able to effectively defend himself from said scapegoating because he would rather whine about famitsu threads
Either way, fuck ACfag. All my homies hate that nigga.

>>723997763
The not spamming cp argument.

>>723997918
There's literally proof that it wasn't me, since the person who was posting it was posting within literal seconds of my posts. Your "y-you were using a phone" argument falls flat unless you have some kind of proof.

>>723997856
people enjoying nintendo games genuinely breaks him
last night someone casually said BOTW was good and he went ballistic spamming about "DUH EBIL FAMITSUUUUUUU" and how "tendies shit on pizza tower!!!" despite no one in famitsu threads even mentioning the game because it only has a physical release on switch

>>723997763
To be fair it's every fucking argument with you. Given that you don't even play the games you moan about.
There was the prime thread the other day where you dragged it into your usual bitch about Dread and showed you didn't understand the concept of the first boss having phases or vulnerabilities for the sake of testing the player using or understanding their moves.
Your retort for a good boss was a helicopter from AC6 where needing to melee it and it constantly flying away outside of playable space was good design. And then you being so bad that you died in the tutorial was apparently good.

>>723998059
We all know you spammed the cp, ACsnoytranny.

>>723997228
Nintendo hate? Possibly, but it’s simpler than that. Other M traumatized an entire generation of Metroid fans, but only ACfag was left so absolutely assblasted that he proceeded to shit up almost every Metroid thread on the board, daily, for the last decade and a half. This is his entire life. It’s all he fucking does in his free time. He might hyperfixate on other Nintendo games sometimes, but this is the one that broke him. He’d be pitiable, if he didn’t want to rape children.

>>723929104 (OP)
>Getting new info from a magazine like the good old days
Kino, I'm savouring this moment rn

>>723998264
Nah, he's a snoy that got mind raped by the term movie games and now pretends to be a much hardcore gamer.
he hasn't played the games he jerks off.

>>723998239
>There was the prime thread the other day where you dragged it into your usual bitch about Dread and showed you didn't understand the concept of the first boss having phases or vulnerabilities for the sake of testing the player using or understanding their moves.
Maybe because an already casual boss shouldn't have handholding shit like constant cutscenes and QTE parries? It's like defending the yellow paint being added in to the Resident Evil 4 remaster or remake or whatever. All you're doing is dumbing games down for an idiot generation, instead of making them learn the hard way. Handholding will never be an acceptable part of game design.

>>723931901
That's better than an ancient evil has awakened or bad guy is just bad and wants more power.

>>723998457
That’s just buzzword autism he adopted later. I can promise you he’s been around longer than that. Unfortunately.

He seems miserable. I wish he’d just kill himself and spare us the rest.

>>723998457
Considering he can't even talk about the content in AC6, and starts melting down and spamming cp if you mention the game's multiple forced cutscenes. He defaults to coping about one webm of a mission at the start of the game completely oblivious of the rest of the game's content

>>723998472
Lmao, you're still mad about being caught out for not playing it.

>>723953596
Retro Studios is what LucasArts wishes it ever was

this thread is gay

>>723998472
Maybe you should stop being a pedophile that spams cp

>>723998723
And criticizing a poorly made boss means you've never played a game?

>>723996351
I’ve been hanging around /v/ for entirely too long now and I’ve never seen this schizo go this ballistic. And the tranny jannies still won’t ban him, even after slamming actual CP. What the actual fuck? Is he their pet autist or something?

Sylux is going to be a cute girl.

>>723998846
Considering you spam cp when you can't defend yourself, you definitely haven't

>>723998671
If he got killed by the copter of all things I doubt he is good enough to get past Balteus, even after the nerf. Kek he’s shit at the franchise that’s his very namesake, how embarrassing.

>>723998846
acpedo
crying and shitting yourself isn't proof a boss is "bad"
slop like the drillworm is a poorly made boss

>>723998968
You still haven't argued why it's a good thing that a boss has snoyshit in it, like cinematic parries that trivialize the difficulty, or why a game needs to hold your hand just to tell you that a boss is vulnerable. I thought you hated snoy movies?

>>723998846
You demonstrated you have absolutely no understanding of game design, thinking enemies that are simply "shoot until dead" are the best and how every attack against the player should be a 1 hit kill.
>>723716920 this post summed up nicely at the time what the Metroid boss could do and you couldn't provide anything against it. Only how you got "blindsided" by a helicopter apparently the size of 3 battleships.

>>723999105
I can tell you are crying hard enough to prepare the next cp.
You aren't even denying it anymore

look alive anons, acpedo has reached the point in the thread where he will start samefagging, once you see it you will always be able to catch him doing it.
>>723998883
it’s nothing so sinister, they’re just incompetent and retarded. he’d have been range’d off any other board but /v/ is famously poorly moderated.

>>723999375
>thinking enemies that are simply "shoot until dead" are the best and how every attack against the player should be a 1 hit kill.
Yes, git gud. Bosses aren't there to coddle you.

>this post summed up nicely at the time what the Metroid boss could do and you couldn't provide anything against it
Literally his second point showed how terrible the boss design is.

>>shows you can slide under it in the cutscene
Did Neil druckmann make this boss? How many cutscenes do you need just to play a game?

>desperately trying to steer discussion away from having been outed as a pedophile
Not looking good for ACfag, anons. I think I’ll sell my stock and invest in Eric instead.

>>723999579
And threads aren't for cp, yet you spam it anyway.

>>723999579
The 2nd reply calls youout that 1 shot bosses are bad design and the sliding is in the intro that takes a few seconds.
Don't try and pretend I'm speaking to someone else.

>>723999815
>>723999893
>If I keep spamming it, maybe it'll come true!

>mental illness thread
what happened?

>>723999815
Erictranny is evergreen, but you will never get premium threadshitting melties like ACfag’s. He’s our special little lolcow, even if he does spam CP when he’s mad.

>>723999951
>The 2nd reply calls youout that 1 shot bosses are bad design
Sounds like a (You) problem.

>and the sliding is in the intro that takes a few seconds
So the game is completely unplayable if it doesn't have that sliding segment, because the player is incapable of figuring it out by themselves? We must never allow the player to figure something out on their own?

>>723999968
We all know you did it.

>>724000215
Then prove it.

>>723999969
ACfag showed us the reason he hates ZSS threads is he wants to fuck little girls. Samus is too old for him. Anyway uh, you missed his literal CP spam.

>>723999815
I hear Dobsoncoin is on the rise.

>>724000190
It's likely the first enemy you slide under, before you would have only done it on the environment.
It's unquestionably good design to show the player you can do this.

>>724000485
isn't that just inflation?

Was acfag the one spamming cp in the silksong threads too?

>>724000576
you shouldn’t be trying to have a conversation with it, nonces aren’t people anon you don’t have to pretend you respect it

>>724000652
snoynegros are interchangeable at this point.
i'm convinced they have a discord.

>>724000278
>>724000190
Why are you a Cp spamming pedo?

>>724000652
Nah it’s not a Nintendo game, so I doubt it was him. He only shares his little girls with tendkes

>>724000576
the question remains why you need a cutscene to tell you that. why can't the player just be incentivized to try it without that shit?

>>723999579
Yooo I fucking love it when my game pauses and a little video plays over my screen with it's own cutscene for every feature.

>>724000785
Eh, sonyfags don't particularly like games that get in the way of Sony's which would include Silksong, Elden Ring and E33.

>>724000810
Holy shit you can use the right stick to move the camera. I needed the game to stop and tell me this.
Now I'll stop getting killed in the tutorial.

>>724000816
NOOOO THAT DOESNT COUNT

GUYS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
I LOVE KIDS CHARLIE I LOVE KIIIIIIIIDS

>>724000816
Yeah, those parts of AC6's intro mission were annoying. Now imagine if they happened in every single mission and ruined pretty much every single boss fight. That would be the problem I have with Metroid Dread.

Good thing there's an assist mode, otherwise I'd have to do something myself

>>723972273
They had people from western AAA slop studios working on it who probably have never made a real game in their lives
>"We'll just have Samus slow-walk through a pretty vista, then some combat, then more forced walking, oh and some memberries thrown in because Franchise™ lol lmao"
I'll accept the desert if the rest of the game is at least decent

AC6 has more cutscenes than Dread, also ACpedo is a cunnyposter on top of being an annoying faggot. Good thread.

>>723953596
I still don't understand why they couldn't properly animate the wheelie
It looks so fucking bad

>>724001124
>Nintendo fans spam cp, then blame it on others to hide their obnoxious console warring
Same shit, different day. Just like when you shat on Hollow Knight or Pizza Tower for not being Switch exclusives.

>>724000810
>>724000940
When is your next cp spam meltdown?

>>724001363
yeah yeah shut up pedophile no one cares

>>724000940
>cutscene ends
>immediately get's another popup
>"I better moan about another series that doesn't do this"

>>724001363
Proof that happened? If you can't, that's proof you spammed the cp

>>724001231
What do you mean?

>>724001124
this thread really helped me understand why you fags hate him so much, gotta say it really makes sense now lmao. here’s hoping the pendulum swings the other way so hard that hunting pedos for sport becomes legal

>>724001485
Better than Dread, where entire boss fights are nothing but cutscenes.

>>724001641
Is that why you didn't bother posting a boss webm here?

>>724001641
Looks cool. Also you want to fuck kids, so fuck off fag.

>>724001734
>the webm doesn't exist, you never do this in dread
Sounds like you didn't play Dread.

>>724001641
You know this is only further proof you haven't played the game.

>>724001641
You posting that is admitting you posted the cp

>>724001851
The webm you posted exists, it's just not a boss.

>>724001623
The bike just teleports into a wheelie position with no animation
Watch it frame by frame

>>724001623
Notice how when samus does the wheelie, she goes from
>front tire on the ground
To
>front tire at the highest possible angle
All in the span of like 2 frames. Shes just immediately in wheelie position, instead of you seeing the bike rise through the air.

>>724001863
>>724001986
Then for what reason does it exist?

>ummm it's a victory lap against Raven Beak because the fight before was incredibly boring, so we need an epic spectacle to keep gamers interested
I see. I see..... Giving me alot of flashbacks to the absolutely terrible Mother Brain fight in Super. The one that was just a glorified cutscene after baby shows up.

>>724002116
You fucking clown, it's not even raven beak. Holy shit you're still pretending that part of the countdown sequence is for an entirely different boss.

>>724002116
>acpedo is trying to shit on super metroid now

>>724002116
>doesn’t like the absolute kino that is the raven beak fight
>doesn’t like absolutely raping mother brain to death
Makes sense you’d have shit taste, being a pedophile and all. Maybe you’d like Pragmata, there’s a lot of unskippable dialogue but you babysit a little girl so maybe it’ll even out for you.

>>724002116
Why did you spam cp?

How will he come back this time? No way they're leaving out the fan favorite

>>724002238
I'm pretty sure that giant bloated abomination is Raven Beak after being infected by an X parasite.

>>724002349
If the raven beak fight was so good, it wouldn't need a cinematic snoy spectacle moment to follow it afterward. why defend that part so much, when it objectively adds nothing?

>>724002384
Prime games means he's still mecha. They can always rebuild him.

>>724002475
>doesn’t deny being a pedophile
Yeah that tracks actually. Anyway you should kill yourself, more for having such shit taste than wanting to rape little kids.

>>723931901
>>Antagonist is the exact same as the protagonist but evil
Kino

>>724002586
>being this mindbroken because someone said something negative about a nintendo game

>>724002349
he doesn’t actually play videogames, he doesn’t have enough time with all the shitposting and child-raping he does

>>724002238
I wonder if anyone should tell him that all the prime games are full of unskippable cutscenes, just like AC6 is

>>724002475
>>724002734
ACsnoytranny, you literally spammed cp because the thread was too positive

>>724002734
>posts cp
>defends posts cp
>"w-w-w-why are u tendies so mad at me?!!"

>>724002806
I never thought I'd see the day when Nintendo fans would defend unskippable cutscenes. Then again, I saw you guys defending Uncharted and TLOU in Zelda threads, all because they had high metacritic scores. So anything is possible, I guess.

>>724002939
stop spamming cp and sealioning ACpedo

>>724002939
Never thought I’d see the day where you outed yourself as a child rapist but here we are, talking about how you lust after little girls. I don’t really care about your other retarded opinions anymore, you’re a pedophile and pedophiles don’t have human rights.

>>724002939
You are the cp defender.

>>724003081
Gigabased.

>>724003063
>>724003081
>>724003192
Keep making false accusations. I'm sure they'll come true one day. Until then, don't you have a famitsu thread to be in?

even with what’s left of his reputation obliterated by CP spam, he still hyperfixates on cinematics of any kind and is willing to hate objectively great games for them. you almost have to admire his autistic dedication, until you remember he wants to fuck kids anyway

ANOTHER SHITMUS THREAD SABOTAGED BY YOURS TRULY.
UNTIL NEXT TIME.

>>724003338
What counts as "objectively great" in your mind? If it was metacritic scores, then why shit on my favorite games like Team Fortress 2? If sales were what mattered, then why shit on Terraria? If both are required, then why do you guys praise games with terrible metacritic scores, like the new pokemon, or games with terrible sales like Metroid?

No standards or consistency.

>>724003246
>can only manage this limp-wristed retort
I can only imagine how it feels, having had this thread spiral out of control for you. Thought your little ‘cuties’ would land a little differently huh? It makes me happy knowing it’s you this happened to.

>>724003338
you just know hes screeching at his janny buttbuddy to try get everyone here banned for calling him out

>>724003246
they were true months ago when you were defending pedos

>>724003569
Still waiting on the supposed proof that it was me supposedly spamming those pics. I asked about 10 times ITT, and you still gave no answer.

>>724003552
I don't care about what games you like, I care that you want to fuck little girls. You got little girl porn on your hard drive, nigger. Your opinions are irrelevant. Only people get to have opinions. You aren't human, and you won't be allowed to die like one.

>>724003338
He stands by his values, just like he stands too close to children.

>>724003246
>>724003552
>>724003793
Why are you a cp spamming pedophile?

>>724004131
Why don't you drop the act? Every Bananza thread in the past 2 months just showed how much of a hypocrite you guys are. Don't you dare pretend like you care about kids, when you demand porn of mini-pauline on the regular. Besides, you and I know that I don't post that pdf shit. You just want an angle to hate me with. This is the most convenient thing to use. That's what's most insulting here, that you're pretending to take a high ground when you just want to shitpost.

>>724004417
Says the pedophile cp spammer.
Prove that happened, if you can't it's an admission you posted the cp.