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Anonymous No.723968302 [Report] >>723970362 >>723971114 >>723971531 >>723973241 >>723973613 >>723980201 >>723980891 >>723981069 >>723984562 >>723984619 >>723984741
>you were deafened
At last, you could hear
>you were broken
You were whole
>you were blinded
And at last, you saw
Anonymous No.723968741 [Report]
>takes a breath
>Influence Lost: Kreia
Amazing well written character.
Anonymous No.723968771 [Report] >>723969341 >>723972932 >>723985446
>ruins your kino
Anonymous No.723969170 [Report] >>723969282 >>723972932
Anonymous No.723969213 [Report] >>723981151
>you were full
At last, you shitted

woooooooooooooooooooooooow so powerful and profound, thank you christopher avellone, very kino
Anonymous No.723969282 [Report] >>723972932 >>723980031
>>723969170
I hate how people act like the baby shit in stuff like The Clone Wars was somehow dark and mature, when Star Wars used to be like this on a regular basis.
Anonymous No.723969341 [Report] >>723969548 >>723984162
>>723968771
What did he do?
Anonymous No.723969548 [Report] >>723972932 >>723984162 >>723984418
>>723969341
He's the guy that practically ignored KotOR 2, turned Exile into Revan's groupie fangirl and turned Revan into the Sith Emperor's cuck slave for 300 years.
He also unceremoniously killed off T3 and Canderous IIRC.
Anonymous No.723970362 [Report] >>723980771 >>723983703 >>723985687
>>723968302 (OP)
Sex with Kreia
Anonymous No.723971014 [Report] >>723983924
Sex with Atris while the handmaidens watch.
Anonymous No.723971114 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
plap the hag
simple as
Anonymous No.723971531 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
Nice DSL
Anonymous No.723971593 [Report]
>you were pooping
At last you were full of shit
Anonymous No.723972831 [Report] >>723972884
God the EU was such shit.
Anonymous No.723972884 [Report]
>>723972831
>t. Filonijew
Anonymous No.723972932 [Report] >>723973149 >>723984162
>>723968771
>>723969548
Absolute fucking loser. The Exile is an incredible character and the core story of KotOR 2 is still top tier. It is wild that they chose to shit all over it instead of embracing it. The writing around the Exile in TOR was just straight up vindictive. Don't get me wrong, KotOR 2 has a lot of problems, but the core story and characters are amazing.

>>723969170
>>723969282
They will never touch on themes as dark or nuanced as KotOR 2 again. Even KotOR 1 is probably too far now. And be assured that when (not if, but when) they finally do make a movie out of these games that they will be the most baby shit Disney themed Star Wars slop ever and will definitely lighten up KotOR 2 to the point it's unrecognizable.
Anonymous No.723973149 [Report]
>>723972932
Yup. I'm fully expecting them to do a "decent" KotOR remake that the secondaries will defend to the death only for the sequel to be the most bait and switch gayest shit ever made.
Anonymous No.723973241 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
shame the gameplay is so ass. the kotor games were all fun, nonetheless.
Anonymous No.723973595 [Report] >>723976975
>Guardian -> Weaponmaster
>double bladed lightsaber
>deactivated brain
>flurry -> flurry -> flurry -> flurry -> flurry
Feels good man
Anonymous No.723973613 [Report] >>723974009 >>723976572 >>723984240 >>723985687
>>723968302 (OP)
Why did Chris Avellone give this actual hag a noticeable round, firm ass?
Anonymous No.723974009 [Report] >>723983703 >>723985687
>>723973613
He knew.
Anonymous No.723976572 [Report] >>723985687
>>723973613
Same reason he gave her a nice rack
Anonymous No.723976975 [Report]
>>723973595
I thought the same until I realize critical hit is better 99% of the time
>dual light sabers
>weapon master
>keen on both
>4 hits for 150 damage each
It mauls.
Anonymous No.723979352 [Report]
>old woman desperately still trying to ride the high of somewhat partially being responsible for Revan
Anonymous No.723980031 [Report] >>723989372
>>723969282
>someone dies just offscreen
OMG WAR IS SO BRUTAL AND SCARY

>committing infanticide in Republic Commando
War is fucking AWESOME
Anonymous No.723980201 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
>if force real why bad thing happen?
Kreia is so retarded
Anonymous No.723980485 [Report] >>723981107 >>723981257 >>723981347 >>723981565 >>723982387 >>723985756
>be an unliving entity akin to a force ghost made of pure entropy capable of devouring the very life force of entire planets
>die to a couple dudes with lightsabers
Anonymous No.723980771 [Report] >>723980916 >>723980993
>>723970362
sex with kreia would break you because of the linked feelings
Anonymous No.723980891 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
I will be voting for her in Queen /v/ 2025
Anonymous No.723980916 [Report] >>723981267 >>723985562
>>723980771
>have sex with Kreia
>feel yourself getting fucked
Anonymous No.723980993 [Report] >>723981185
>>723980771
I'm not fucking this crazy old hag, but she will feel the sensation of sex through the force while I have a threesome with Visas and Handmaiden
Anonymous No.723981069 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
that little gasp she makes always gets me
Anonymous No.723981107 [Report]
>>723980485
>he was a man
Anonymous No.723981151 [Report]
>>723969213
SAAARS, DO NOT REGAIN THE FORCE
Anonymous No.723981185 [Report]
>>723980993
>every time you cum, somewhere Kreia cums
Anonymous No.723981257 [Report] >>723981426
>>723980485
for all their grandeur, the """sith lords""" in the game are just results of freak accidents
Anonymous No.723981267 [Report] >>723985562
>>723980916
imagine an infinite feedback loop of pleasure
Anonymous No.723981347 [Report] >>723981740
>>723980485
He was just some lunatic in a mask with some stronk Force powers, not some transcendental ethereal being.
Anonymous No.723981426 [Report] >>723981596 >>723981597
>>723981257
At least Sion lived up to what he was: a man too hateful to die. The only way you can beat him is by convincing him to just let go.
Anonymous No.723981565 [Report] >>723981740
>>723980485
Your first mistake is thinking Nihilus is anything but an emaciated human man propped up only by the Force keeping him moving. He's just like Sion in that way, the only difference is how you sever that connection.
Anonymous No.723981596 [Report]
>>723981426
I just kept beating him to death every time he got back up. Eventually he got tired of the ass kickings and fucked off.
Anonymous No.723981597 [Report] >>723991784
>>723981426
YOU CAN NOT ERODE MY WILL
Anonymous No.723981740 [Report] >>723982286 >>723982424
>>723981347
>>723981565
It's clearly stated his hunger consumed his body entirely to where he had to bind his soul to his mask and armor. He's literally a ghost.
Anonymous No.723982286 [Report] >>723982530
>>723981740
Then why, when you beat his ass to death and take off his mask, he's just some dead guy laying on the floor?
>what did you see?
>just a man.
Anonymous No.723982387 [Report]
>>723980485
>unstoppable force eater tries to eat a void in the force
>it backfires spectaculary
>just as planned
Anonymous No.723982424 [Report] >>723986352
>>723981740
If you're Dark Side and ask Visas to take his mask, she'll tell you she saw a graveyard world.
https://youtu.be/XpO__IJra4o?t=214
If you're Light Side she'll say he was a man, nothing more.
https://youtu.be/2qyGRYEihqo?t=250
Anonymous No.723982530 [Report] >>723982580
>>723982286
Bro, your media literacy?
Anonymous No.723982580 [Report] >>723983396
>>723982530
I'm not the one failing media literacy here by pretending the dude who is a metaphorical black hole is a literal one.
Anonymous No.723983396 [Report] >>723985884 >>723986352
>>723982580
>Nihilus became so absorbed by the dark side of the Force and his hunger that his physical body began to erode. Knowing that he would succumb to death if he did not act soon, Nihilus ripped his spirit from his body and encased it in the armor he wore, thus allowing the dark side to consume his useless body. Using the Force, the Sith Lord was able to keep his robes, armor and mask together, giving him some form while allowing him to use his Force powers as well as a lightsaber. Apart from that, he no longer had a physical form and became simple, primitive intent.[1]
Anonymous No.723983687 [Report]
In Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords, Darth Nihilus is explicitly described as no longer having a physical body. He is portrayed as a spirit or "wound in the Force" that is contained within his mask and robes.
Key details from the game and related lore include:

Body consumed by the Force: Nihilus was originally a human male, but his insatiable hunger for the Force after the Battle of Malachor V caused his physical body to decay and be consumed entirely.
Spirit bound to armor: To avoid death, Nihilus used the dark side of the Force to tear his spirit from his failing body and bind it to his armor and mask, allowing his consciousness to persist.
Under the mask is a void: When his apprentice, Visas Marr, removes his mask during their confrontation, she does not see a face. Instead, she perceives his true nature as a void of hunger and darkness.
Disintegration upon defeat: After his final duel with the Jedi Exile, his form dissipates into dark side energy, leaving only his mask behind. The mask is the final remnant of his existence and the vessel that held his spirit.
Anonymous No.723983703 [Report]
>>723970362
>>723974009
Anonymous No.723983854 [Report]
>EU shit
Anonymous No.723983873 [Report] >>723984383
Oh, and Visas is fucking blind, so she couldn't even physically see what she was looking at. When she says she saw "just a man" after turning to the light side, she means she no longer views him as the godlike power she once did.
THAT'S the metaphor here, you damn midwit
Anonymous No.723983924 [Report]
>>723971014
Sex with all the handmaidens while Atris watches.
Anonymous No.723984162 [Report] >>723984254 >>723984294
>>723969341
>>723969548
>>723972932
why are you guys even reading shit written by someone who never worked on or created the source material? It's effectively fanfiction. Have you read fanfiction on anything, ever? It's always some headcanon nigger bullshit
compare this to the first Mass Effect book where Drew Karpyshyn could expand on his original idea in a prequel setting. That was a moderately cool read, as opposed to him coming in to an already established massive IP and shitting all over it with his donutsteel OC retard takes and interpretations
Anonymous No.723984240 [Report]
>>723973613
Activated almonds is often accidental. He didnt. Sculpting a unique model is often more hassle so they just give old women the default young woman body thinking nothing of it.

Little did they know
Anonymous No.723984254 [Report] >>723984341
>>723984162
Wasn't he a writer for the first KotOR?
Anonymous No.723984294 [Report] >>723984436
>>723984162
Bro, kotor IS fanfiction already
Anonymous No.723984341 [Report]
>>723984254
fuck, you're right. He was the lead writer on kotor1. No excuse then, he's just a flaming faggot
Anonymous No.723984383 [Report] >>723984580
>>723983873
Miraluka see through the Force, secondary. It's how they're an advanced spacefaring culture and not cave dwelling troglodytes on a backwater world. It's why she says "I need to see him WITH MY EYES and the Force".
Anonymous No.723984406 [Report]
You have failed me
completely
and utterly
Anonymous No.723984418 [Report]
>>723969548
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4cDy0YsaYWU
Anonymous No.723984435 [Report]
The ARROGANCE.
Anonymous No.723984436 [Report] >>723984596 >>723984721
>>723984294
no one, outside of a handful of edgy comicbooks, ever touched on the old republic era in any extensive manner. A lot of it was OC
Anonymous No.723984562 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
>game is 21 years old and Kreia still generates multiple threads a week
Is she the most influential character from SW to not ever be in the films?
Anonymous No.723984580 [Report]
>>723984383
Bro, play the fucking game before you try to pretend to be an expert. Visas had a large portion of her sight altered when Nihilus ate her planet and spared her. It's literally one of her first dialogue options in-game, she outright explains it to you like you're a retard.
Which you are.
Anonymous No.723984596 [Report] >>723984721 >>723984991
>>723984436
Hate to break it to you but Kotor only exists because it's a fanfiction sequel to the entire Tales of the Jedi run
Anonymous No.723984619 [Report]
>>723968302 (OP)
My last playthrough I did dark side but kept the council alive, didn't know there was an alternative line for "It is because you were afraid." Not a whole lot else was different that I remember but that bit stuck with me.
Anonymous No.723984721 [Report] >>723984807 >>723984906 >>723985024
>>723984436
>>723984596
The EU was all fanfiction, fanfiction that was shit and hated by Lucas.
Anonymous No.723984741 [Report] >>723985070 >>723985202
>>723968302 (OP)
tactical nihilism the character, someone who only seems deeply intelligent to midwits who have been conned into thinking good and evil are not real by a philosophical house of mirrors. The ultimate refutation of her entire position is "I will do the good thing because it's what I want to do, now I am going to kill you" queue her suddenly giving a shit about stuff again even though "le nothing matters"
Anonymous No.723984807 [Report]
>>723984721
>t. Filonijew
Anonymous No.723984906 [Report] >>723985431 >>723985948
>>723984721
there was shit and there was pure kino. In the good timeline, Timothy Zahn was given all rights to the IP after Lucas got bored with it
Anonymous No.723984991 [Report] >>723985219
>>723984596
yes, these are the edgy comicbooks in question
Anonymous No.723985024 [Report] >>723985176
>>723984721
Coruscant was invented in the EU and George brought it into canon because he thought it was neat
Anonymous No.723985070 [Report]
>>723984741
>t. didn't actually play or finish the game
One of the last things she says to you is to go and do whatever it is you want, so long as it's something you truly want to do, whether it's going back into exile or restarting the Jedi
Anonymous No.723985176 [Report] >>723985259
>>723985024
Not only that, but Aayla Secura, purple sabers and double sided lightsabers too.
Anonymous No.723985202 [Report]
>>723984741
And you're one of the very same midwits who doesn't comprehend the media you consume. Her philosophy is solid: if there exists a higher power that controls all things, then free will is an illusion.
The entire plot of the game involves trying to kill it so everything can finally be free. Her seemingly contradictory opinions and teachings are there to show you that everything is a puppet on strings.
Anonymous No.723985219 [Report]
>>723984991
You've never read them if you think TotJ is edgy. It's borderline infantile in places.
Anonymous No.723985259 [Report] >>723985380
>>723985176
pretty sure purple lightsabers were because samuel l jackson chimped out on the set of attack of the clones
Anonymous No.723985380 [Report] >>723990515
>>723985259
Yes but it was still an EU innovation.
Anonymous No.723985431 [Report]
>>723984906
Zahn was too autistic, give it to Stackpole and have Corran rape all the hot women.
Anonymous No.723985446 [Report]
>>723968771
It's a shame. The Big Guy trilogy was pretty good, but then he went utterly insane
Anonymous No.723985562 [Report] >>723985632
>>723980916
>>723981267
Anonymous No.723985632 [Report]
>>723985562
anons would lie if they say they wouldn't try this out
Anonymous No.723985687 [Report] >>723986049
>>723976572
>>723974009
>>723973613
>>723970362
>No live action Kreia (Carrie Fishers)
We were robbed.
Anonymous No.723985756 [Report]
>>723980485
The point of Nihlus and Sion was that they were cripplingly reliant on the force.
Nihlus was devouring himself even before the ambush, and fighting the exile completely drained him.
Sion was forced to maintain a completely single minded focus to keep himself together, which meant he could never reflect on his path and the second he had any self doubt he literally fell apart.
Anonymous No.723985884 [Report]
>>723983396
The curtains are just red.
Anonymous No.723985885 [Report] >>723986145 >>723993039
Anonymous No.723985948 [Report] >>723989389
>>723984906
Zahn just needs someone to remind him he's not the only one allowed to write how the force works.
Anonymous No.723986049 [Report]
>>723985687
>Carrie Fishers
Eww
Anonymous No.723986126 [Report] >>723986714
I don't think any other game has been such an effective tool for filtering out and exposing psuedo-intellectuals who can't comprehend what they read.
Anonymous No.723986145 [Report]
>>723985885
I want to pick this granny up at a convention and take her to a hotel room
Anonymous No.723986352 [Report] >>723986498
>>723982424
>the rapidly changing tone and volume between the lines for the DS PC
She really needed more lines recorded that work better together.

>>723983396
The game is the source material, not some fagdom website.
Anonymous No.723986498 [Report] >>723987196
>>723986352
That fagdom website just so happens to cite it's sources.
Anonymous No.723986714 [Report]
>>723986126
The beggar scene is possibly the single greatest filter in the industry.
No other scene does such a good job of outing retards who never played the game they're shitposting about.
Anonymous No.723987196 [Report]
>>723986498
Show them then. Or was the slop dump below that supposed to be that?
Anonymous No.723989372 [Report]
>>723980031
love republic commando. i had it on in the background recently and it has so much personality.
Anonymous No.723989389 [Report] >>723989964
>>723985948
>there are cats that are totally immune to the Force and stop people nearby being able to use the Force at all
bro it's not magic
Anonymous No.723989964 [Report]
>>723989389
I'm more talking about his habit of finger wagging at anyone who writes jedi using the force in ways he doesn't like
Anonymous No.723990515 [Report] >>723990721
>>723985380
wow lightsaber of color purple, such innovation
eu totally invented color purple
Anonymous No.723990721 [Report]
>>723990515
Yeah the EU is pretty cool like that.
Anonymous No.723991784 [Report]
>>723981597
You have eroded Sions´ will.
Anonymous No.723993039 [Report]
>>723985885
I would mating press you.