Thread 723971181

Dear Gabe, today you are officially a murderer

You need to be insane to trust your life's savings to a Valve-managed economy. Dropping out of the blue a completely unannounced update that revolutionizes the economy and turns all the most expensive items into dust is the most Valve thing you could ever think of.

>>723971181 (OP)
admin abuse

what happened? can you not trade knives anymore?

no one forced him to buy the skins

lmao

>>723971181 (OP)
These are the kidn of "people" who have a hours long meltdown everytime you even dare to suggest that you are making your games purchases on more than just steam.

>>723971378
Valve casually introduced an update that lets you trade red skins (worthless) for knives and gloves (most expensive stuff in the game) and it turned people millionaires overnight while also bankrupting others.

>>723971378
Knives became easier to obtain so they dropped in value and third worlders lost their investments.

kek what a bitch

>>723971181 (OP)
Fucking lmao

Shame youtubers don't do the same whenever they change their algorithm again

>>723971181 (OP)
an hero

>>723971181 (OP)
>the emoji reactions
kek this reads like satire

>>723971181 (OP)
>Telegram
Yep, like I said on previous threads: if you care about this, you are not white. Only thirdworlders care about this shit.

>>723971615
>In a discord call

>mass culling of retards
Thank god the gene pool will be a little less polluted now

>>723971784
Wonder if anyone recorded it and is gonna leak it.

>>723971615
CS turned into an hero shooter

>>723971781
I hope you are not insinuating that caring about any other kind of messenger or similar makes you white

CSGO rope yourself

>>723971181 (OP)
Based John Valve.

>>723971918
fuck off carlos

>>723971181 (OP)
>>723971832

>>723971181 (OP)
lol
lmao even

Wheres the vid? Its been a while since the last suicide kino

>>723971918
toplol Carlos

Thanks for holding my bags, morons!

>>723971832
what's the point of these hotlines?
if I decide to an hero why would I call that shit?

>>723971918
fuck you carlos kek

>>723971181 (OP)
>channel photo removed
topjej

more like CS:GONE

>>723971934
No, I'm implying that if you care about the Steam mrketplace you're brown. Also, Telegram is infamours for its crypto scams.

>>723971181 (OP)
>csgo went f2p
>should I pull out? nah
>csgo trend chases with battle royal
>should I pull out? nah
>cs2 killed csgo and has far less content and you have to fuck with opting into a different version if you want to play old community maps
>should I pull out? nah
>cs2 fucked around with how patterns are seen ingame
>should I pull out? nah
>cs2 gets a massive cheating problem
>should I pull out? nah
>cs2 tries using the terminal buy skins system with extremely jewed up pricing
>should I pull out? nah
and so much more!
imagine seeing so many red flags and still keeping your money on it lmao

>>723972215
it's for weak people

I literally dont get this shit at all. So you people were paying real money for digital knives and shit? This is pathetic.

>>723971181 (OP)
Investing in a video game "market" that has none of the obligations at all of the finance industry has to be one of the most retarded things to do.
You are literally putting your money into something where an intern could accidentally nuke your "portfolio", into something where "insider trading" is 100% happening. This is like playing against a casino but letting the casino decide what to do with your money and expecting to have money at the end of it.

>>723971181 (OP)
>a literal STOCK MARKET SCAM on top of fucking gacha
And those mentally ill kike loving steamcuckolds dare to say anything about eastern gacha games.

>>723971181 (OP)
Wait, now I read it. How fucking stupid does one have to be to kill himself over this shit? Man ,Valve really did a number on them with the market.

>>723971181 (OP)
Bring it to Dota next please and remove the exclusive skins

>>723972295
Ok, and who cares? Why do you care, if you're not brown?

>>723972331
This. Even shitcoins are better investment.

>>723971181 (OP)
I am become death
destroyer of third worlds

>>723972215
They might talk you out of it

>>723971181 (OP)
hilarious

>>723971181 (OP)
I started clapping my feet on the floor like a giddy child for the second bubble.

>>723972215
If you're considering it, it's performative. You get your little hit of dopamine so you stop tormenting the people around you.

>>723972215
They will send you to the gulag

>>723972483
Kek, brown detected.

>>723971181 (OP)
you are laughing? hundreds of draft dodging russians just became suicidal and you are laughing?

>>723972331
The one Valve economist said once during a keynote that no matter how one looks at it, buying anything on the market is pretty much always a net negative for the buyer since he just gets a bunch of pixels whose "value" can change overnight. But they perfected the system to pull people into it and have them buying and investing into something utterly worthless.

>>723972739
Draft dodging is great though?

>>723971181 (OP)
Same retards were falling for crypto and nft scams. Natural selection of the modern age.

>>723972564
>The Turworld Murder update did what?

>>723971181 (OP)
No proof? Didn't happen.

>>723971918
Kek

>>723971918
Lmao

They should do it to Dota too.

If you were him, would there be a way to scam all the other discord kids by faking your own death?
>you get into the Discord call, you shove a spoon in your mouth, pretend it's a gun, then you shoot a real gun against the ceiling, then you yank away the microphone
...then what?
Could you make money off of this situation?

>>723971918
lole

>>723971918
CARLOOOS!!!

>>723971918
Put me in the screen of cap

>>723971918
kek good one

How do these people convert steambucks into real currency anyway?

>>723971540
You would probably only need to tell them anything if you actually cash that out because it's not anything until someone buys it

>>723973087
Larp as my own mom, ask for gofundme donations for the funeral

>>723971918
I don't get it
can someone explain to me so I don't feel left out

>>723973087
odds are some jew is recording it and will make $ off of u instead lols

>>723971918
Hello, ICE? Yes, I'd like to report an illegal alien in our community...

>>723972215
the purpose of these hotlines is to make normies feel good. I once called one of them when I was very depressed. The guy on the line didn't care at all, it was like talking to a random person that was slightly annoyed that I called.

This is the kind of thing that should make you feel better about missing bitcoin or gamestop shares. For every time stupid shit like that works, there are 9999 times were you go flat broke.

>>723973319
go back to tumblr

i love my cool hat and gold gun

>>723973319
google "an hero"

>>723971918
God damn it Carlos you son of a bitch

>>723973413
I miss tumblr :(

>>723971918
500 replies thread here we go

>>723971708
Even the 'fitting' ones look like bad acting.
People need to just disable emotes at times like this. It's not necessary to be so hip anymore.

>>723973510
nerd go back to 9gag

>>723971918
holy kek
best carlospost in years

>>723971540
>>723971493
>>723971918
KEKYPOW

>>723973404
Bitcoin has real value that will never go away because you can buy drugs and other stuff with it, things that are impossible to buy with fiat money. CS:GO skins are literally useless pixels.

>gaben decides to kill the cancerous speculation/stonks market over cosmetics overnight
based fat man

>>723971918
Put me in the screencap

>>723971918
Thank you for the chuckle

>>723971918
Too bants lad

>>723972328
It's worse, they were using it as a digital investment to make money

>>723971918
Absolute kekima

>>723971918
piss off Carlos

>>723971181 (OP)
kek

>>723973319
newfag

>>723971918
Grim. kek

>>723972339
i think buying into videogame skins for profit is slightly less retarded than buying into videogame waifus for no gain

>>723973319
>dumb smelly frogposter is new
Shocking.

>>723971918
CARLOSSSSSSSS

>>723971918
kek

>>723971181 (OP)
Damn, wish I could give him a clown emoji too.

>>723971540
How easy is it do get that many?

>>723971918
Best le pun spic I've seen in a great while

>>723973827
you fell for bait
>never go full retard

>>723973404
hmmm definitely, I'm flat broke so I have nothing to invest, got a big interview coming for a huge company soon so I may invest some of my saving from that

the obvious lesson here I guess is to diversify and to not trust digital goods

>>723971540
Isn't this just steam bucks (not real money)?

>>723973950
Yes it is Steam buckerinos, the moment he tries to pull it out there's no as they would say in crypto/stock market liquidity for him to sell off that much for the amount he bragged about.

>>723973950
there are grey market sites to sell all that crap for crypto and real money, there's other stuff too like gambling on e-sports and shit

>>723971181 (OP)
what happens to the skins of these heros?
are they forever locked behind a dead account?

>>723973319
When someone says an hero they are referring to that person offing themself.
Please don't feel left out, FrogGOD.

>>723973942
Joke's on you, I was just pretending to be retarded. Bet you feel really silly now.

>>723971181 (OP)
True, gaben has blood on his hands now, he will no longer go to heaven

>le kek
DO NOT REDEEM

>>723971181 (OP)
imagine being so retarded you base your economy on jpegs

>>723973319
CS is a shooter and >becoming a hero >do a hero is a expression for killing yourself.

my monkeys... gone

>>723974213
>heaven
this triggered some neuron and made me remember Heaven IDs here

>>723972317
man and to imagine that i had enough of CS with BETA 5.0

>>723974213
>gaben has blood on his hands now, he will no longer go to heaven
With where his new technological breakthrough invention is heading he will no longer have to rely on that...

>>723971918
nice

>>723971181 (OP)
Real?

>>723971181 (OP)
>long time strategy for market that can disappear at the organizer's whim
Why do people do this to themselves?

>>723973087
Theoretically, yes. In reality, no. You could set up a gofundme page posing as your grieving family and direct your herd of retarded sheep to it under the guise that it's "to help cover funeral expenses" but ultimately somewhere down the road you're going to get caught. When you do get caught I'm pretty sure you're going to be facing charges for fraud and you can bet your ass that you're ultimately going to be paying a lot more than whatever you made off that gofundme campaign.

>>723973319
no. frog tourists aren't welcome here.

>>723971918
CARLOS
You get a pass this time.

>>723971918
My sides

>>723971181 (OP)
>he bought?

>>723971918
lul

>not a single newfag here knows where an hero came from or why it's funny
is this 4chan's six seven? you just have to say it, it means nothing to 99% of people, and dumbfucks will find it funny?

And nothing of value was lost. What a fucking retard.

>>723974725
become an hero you ipodless faggot

>>723974563
>long time strategy
Self delusion is not a strategy.

>>723971872
Eh, nothing's gonna top shotgun guy.

>>723971918
fuck you carlos you little spic bastard

>>723971918
holy fuck kek

>>723974563
You know this shit happens all the time in the real stock market, right?

>>723974725
>Stop giving (You)'s to someone else's comment instead of mine >:(

>>723974725
>it means nothing to 99% of people
I very much doubt most people here don't know what an hero euphemizes
They might not know the origin,, but they certainly know the meaning

Browns, ruskies and chinks just lost everything and youre laughing... Shame on you v

>>723974563
how many millions did america print out during covid again?

>>723974563
It's not even a viable long term strategy. You're not trading those items for cash, you're trading them for store credit. Sure you could try selling the account but that violates the Steam ToS so they could just delete your account if you get caught trying to sell it. Also trying to sell your account is a lot more complicated than just selling items on the Steam marketplace.

>>723974725
anime website btw

>>723971181 (OP)
>He WON, again.
>(You) lost, AGAIN.
Some things never change.

>>723974725
It's not even really applicable in this situation
because at least an iPod was a real thing

>>723974204
considering that this meme is older than the kid now.

>>723974939
You nkow the market is backed by real assets, right?
If the real market gets so bad the value of said assets gets wiped the same as the speculation on them, you have nigger problems to deal with.

>>723971918
Goddamn it, Carlos

https://csgocasetracker.com/daily
>8.5 million cases were opened in the past 24 hours
>It's normally 1-1.2 million on a normal day
Holy fuck

>>723971918
Carlos, we should not.

>>723975041
An hero isn't a joke anymore if you remove the context. It's just a slang word that is synonymous with suicider. Slang words aren't inherently funny.

>>723971181 (OP)
>i would like to sadly announce
Lmao

>>723975554
it fucking prints money

>>723971540
What am I looking at here. 609 of these 'worthless' red skins are worth over 3 million?

>>723971918
loled

>>723971832
I worked overnight for an answering service one time, and one of our clients was the suicide hotline. I shit you fucking not. But we're weren't allowed to actually engage with the people crying and screaming "IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT", we had to connect them to somebody.

The problem is at 3am not everybody was awake or answering their phones. So there was more than a few situations that ended with "yeah couldn't find anybody to give a shit tough break".

Hope this hits Dota 2 next

>>723975731
Red skins were fucking worthless prior to the update. They now have a ton of value because they can be used for something. Anyone who had a large stockpile of trash before now has a mountain of money.

>>723972215
Nigga you’re only supposed to call AFTER you do it

>>723971181 (OP)
lol

>>723975448
cs go skins are as real assets as your speculative stocks buddo. it's simple supply and demand. supply just went up a fuck tonne for knives, but demand went up a fuck tonne for reds. That is reflected in both changes in the market in the last 24 hours.

>>723975554
THEY KEEP MAKING MONEY

>>723971918
deserved
>>723974725
pity

>>723971181 (OP)
EБУЧAЯ ЗAЛУПA Я ПOTEPЯЛ $1700 SUKA BLYAD

VALVE KILLED MORE CHINESE IN A SINGLE DAY THAN ANY OTHER TECH COMPANY

FUCKING KNEEL RIGHT NOW

clown status?

>>723971181 (OP)
>>723971918
>NFT bubble popped
>Crypto bubble popped
>Now the Counter Strike bubble popped
Virtual item merchants are finally facing the consequences of their greed.

>>723975586
>Slang words aren't inherently funny.
They don't have to be. In this thread it used for a pun and it worked very well

>>723971181 (OP)
Should have invested in literally anything that actually exists.

This sort of thing never happened on ventrilo

>>723971181 (OP)
RIP bozo!

>>723972215
Most suicidal people aren't actually suicidal. They just want some kind of attention or someone to talk to.

It's know they mean well but idk. You'd have to be really desperate to trauma dump a random stranger over a phone, and if you're that desperate and have no one else to talk to I'd imagine you'd also already have the courage to off yourself...

>>723971918
rare carlos win

>AUG was 300
>now 3000
SELL IT SELL IT
WE GAAN

>>723976328
why are you posting the ghost of yotei protagonist and what does that have to do with the topic of the discussion?

>>723975950
Too bad they’re what, the Commanders now?

>Gabe is now a murderer
Good job I never used Steam!

>>723973950
Back in my day, i used that money to buy TF2 keys and sell em for paypal

I imagine the sane can be done on CS2

>>723973950
Yeah, but you can sell the account and pay 50% in taxes. So that guy can end up with $1-1.2M easily.

>>723971918
Thanks Carlos, it's comforting to know that there's still this many people who remember An Hero

>>723975950
So each one of these redskins, that you need five of to get anything else, are worth over 5k a pop? This market is batshit.

>>723971181 (OP)
>during a live discord conversation
kwab

>>723971540
>turned people millionaires overnight
How did tanking knife value make some people rich? Acquire and sell before people catch on to the news?

>>723973674
People will sell anything if they get money from it. This is Valve's fault. They have normalized gambling and retardation. People tend to hate Activision and other companies like EA for their FIFA gambling mechanics, but Valve is the questionable pioneer in this area.

>>723976562
There are cs knives worth over 1 million dollars

>>723972215
Because these "people" want attention. Even in their death.

>>723971181 (OP)
>3rd worlders actually based their life savings around CS skins
Kek

>>723971181 (OP)
Absolutely FUCKING based.
He pwned the fucking casuals once again.

LITERALLY nothing of value was lost or will be lost.

>>723976642
Anon it's been explained numerous times already. Knife value down, red value up. People who had a stockpile of reds gained a lot of money.

>missed out on the ez bitcoin billionaire
>missed out on the ez cs skin millionaire
it's over

>>723976642
The value of red items skyrocketed by dozens of times.
The thing is that red items were hoarded mostly by casual players. Not many stockpiled red items.

>>723971918
good one

>>723971918
motherfucker

Does any of this make more money than a job if you live in a first world country?

>>723971918
Put me in the ss for the fallen, boss

>>723973319
LURK MORE, NEWFAGGOT

>>723974225
redeem yourself poltard
>inb4 le tranny
nope

>>723976868
People became millionaires because of knife trading it is basically like stock trading

>got into tf2 trading when it was still new
>waste a shitload of time and 200bux to get a terrible hat with a gaudy effect nobody wants
In the end I feel like I learned an important lesson: all these fags woulda been better off working a part-time job than trying to "invest" in this stupid shit

>>723973569
Gaben pulling the plug is no different than if Satoshi were to flood the market with all his coins.

>>723971918
I'm going to hell

>red skins value is rising
>I have non because they were trash
THIS IS CRYPTO OVER AGANI FUCK YOU

You are welcome, white man.

>>723971181 (OP)
Gabe said

>>723973817
I dunno.
>paypig $100 for waifu
>receive monkey brain dopamine
>""invest"" $100000 into digital knives
>you are now destitute

>he didn't invest in Labubus
Enjoy never making it

>>723977089
if only the gun was edited with some skin and stickers making a slur this pic would be epic

>>723971320
ban Indian aqua posters

>>723976940
These bullshit digital markets made by video game companies must be regulated. Valve got away with too much crap because praise le Gaben xD

>>723971918
KEEEEEEEEK

>>723971181 (OP)
>putting all of your money into something that isn't tangible
Fucking hell

>>723971918
Good one Carlos

>>723971832
None of these people contribute anything to society buying and trading a digital make believe game item with literally no productive or economic value besides being a series of 1s and 0s on a game database with your user id attached, it was always going to crash to zero because TF2 will not be around forever, the day TF3 is announced, poof!

The correct term is unalived now

>>723976738
Why would they have a stockpile of red before this? Why wouldn't Valve just introduce a new item that could ease people into the change instead of just rearranging the value?

>>723972295
Crypto people are some of the most opsec minded people on the net if they use it it's probably better than most alternatives

>>723976868
Its like crypto with even less safety nets.
You can potentially make millions but also you can be financially ruined by a single video game patch like so.

>>723971181 (OP)
>isekais himself
Welp. I wish him luck in another world i guess

>>723977456
No longer a breathing enjoyer

>>723977475
>Why would they have a stockpile of red before this?
Because they were cheap as fuck and some people are hoarders. It's not like you have a realistically limited inventory.

based gabe murdering thirdies who keep their money in counter-strike skins instead of in their own banana republic "currency"

>>723977561
the next world is berserk

>>723977397
Actually this was too kind, speculative investors actively ruin society and they're the same people who hoard new consoles and try to flip them on eBay.

>>723971918

Son of a bitch dammit Carlos!

>>723971181 (OP)
lol, lmao

>>723972215
They work by having the hotline call the cops on you and the cops show up to your front door harassing you

>>723976868
Only for the handful of youtubers that basically use their eceleb status to middleman and take a cut in IRL money transactions/trades.

>>723971181 (OP)
I shouldn't be mocking the dead but holy fuck lmao

>>723977456
Unalived
In mine crap

>>723971918
Too soon, Carlos.

>>723977045
That’s the catch.
(Almost) nobody wanted to hold onto them because they were worthless, and that fact is part of why they are now so valued.

Dotabros... when will it be our time to die?

>>723971918
epic win

>>723971918
heh

>>723971918
i'm in the cap mom

>faux-cryptobros getting fucked
You love to see it time and time again.

>>723971918
good one, you disgusting spic

>>723977712
he killed himself so he's going to hell

>>723971918
Fuck you anon I'm in public

Kek. Dumb fuck

>>723977978
That's the cherry on top.

>>723972215
they are unironically a money laundering scam, calling them is pointless
when you call with your sad story and how you want to kill yourself the other guy just doesn't care at all, tells you that suicide is illegal but do whatever you want you're an adult. All in a nonchalant manner of a DMV fat nigger behind the counter

>>723972215
It's for women and fags who want attention

>>723977978
Hell is a state of mind. Consider this, you are walking damned in this living life, you kill yourself, and you're still "alive" on the other side, except you realize that there was mercy in ignorance and now you're dead, you see the pain and suffering you cause in your wake, and you have no way to fix it.

>>723971918
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>723971918
Fuark

>>723977712
>bratty anime girl reaction pic
What a cute boy, aren't you ?~
Please have discord pleeeease

>>723971918
Guys the aquafag stole the carlos joke.
>>723977692

>>723978089
kuki…

>>723971918
epic

>>723978248
jeets can only steal, rape and violate

>>723978140
Hell is a real place and Satan, demons, and unrepentent sinners will be cast into the immortal flames at the end of days.

>>723971918
gemerald

>>723978348
so just another day in the office?

>>723978348
Hell isn't a real place and anyone with a brain would know that because nothing you can do in this life would deserve eternal prison torment so there are only two conclusions: God is unfair and insane or Hell is a mind prison where you are the prisoner and guard. And having lived on this planet seeing the walking damned, it's obvious what the reality is.

>>723977306
In an ideal world they would be left alone, the only reason it would get regulated is because of tax implications, not to protect people. Don't be mistaken.
But most of the people getting rektd here are thirdies and chinks so it's based.

>>723976642
red skins that were worth like 3 dollars are now worth 60 dollars

why the fuck are these people using counter-strike as an investment portfolio

>trash game that's just a trojan horse for literal gambling and money laundering gets the legal hammer
Oh no, who could have seen this coming

>>723972215
I called one once to see what they were like and the guy there told me I should do it.

Gna be funny when reds fall in price too after the initial rush.
The supply is near infinite, demand has died.

>>723978641
why the fuck are people using fiat money as reliable savings
because people are fucking stupid and opportunistic, that's why

>those recent negative reviews
god damn people are so stupid with money it's hilarious

>skins market for some shitty FPS game was valued at $6 BILLION dollars
meanwhile, I can't get a sequel to Deus Ex Mankind Divided or another Dishonored game or a new System Shock.

I hate the modern video game industry. I fucking hate it.

>>723971918
put me in the screencap

>>723976868
Not really, no. It's a risky transaction. Selling items for cash violates the Steam ToS and if you're caught, you can expect your Steam account to get banned in which case all the shit you were trying to sell goes down the shitter. There needs to be a lot of trust between the buyer and seller (or at least acceptance of mutual account destruction if one fucks the other over) and it needs to be done very discretely, especially when a LOT of money is involved as is the case of CS knives.

this is a recession signal

>>723977653
thats the worst world to be isekai'd in

>>723976868
it's funny seeing thirdies considering suicide over losing like one month's salary in a normal country

>>723978810
You wouldn't want a sequel from modern devs. Plus SS3 is a thing they just never have any news about it.

>>723973950
can you not buy steam decks for the account funds?

Let me ask you somethin: Why in the fuck would you ever rely on an in game currency as an investment? Jesus Christ at least put it in stocks, gold, silver, commodities, real estate, even just in a shit savings account would be the better call, why in the fuck would you dedicate your financial portfolio to counter strike? Legit somebody help me figure this out, is there something that stops the Chinese from doing any of the above? Some Winnie the Pooh law that prevents it? I just can't wrap my head around any of this

>>723971181 (OP)
If you spent money on this shit it's just the final result of natural selection.

>>723971918
Lawl

>>723971934
He's saying that if you're using telegram, you're not white.

>>723979041
This is the result of short-sighted people who play FPS games way too much

>>723979041
Once people learn how to make money in a specific niche, they don't really want to stop.

>>723971918
We are so back

>>723978790
>its all broken english and chinese

>>723972829
>>723972564
Jews are all murderers cannonically

>>723978605
>In an ideal world they would be left alone, the only reason it would get regulated is because of tax implications, not to protect people.
The Troon Fortress 2 market is in the hands of a few kikes. Fuck all of these bullshit digital markets

GUYS I HAVE 2 CHROMA CASES IN A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT WHAT DO I DO

>>723971918
You niggas still got this

>>723979041
I made a few bucks here and there with steam, but im not a retard whale lmao. I got profit... a few dollars for more games and thats it

>>723971918
Genuine top 5 Carlos contender

>AAAHHHH NOOOO
>MY WORTHLESS PIXELS INGAME ARE ACTUALLY WORTHLESS
who actually thought this was a good investment

>>723973569
>you can buy drugs which are impossible to buy with fiat
wat?

>>723978790
Holy
ESL
Seethe

>>723971320
good try aquafag

>>723978790
>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>723971181 (OP)
where's the liveleak video??? someone has it

>>723973569
I only use crypto to buy accounts from plati to play denuvo games.

>>723978790
Even with proper investing options, aren't you supposed to only invest a max of like 10% of your money? Why the fuck would you go all in on something this volatile

>>723971181 (OP)
What even is this shit? Cosmetics for counterstrike 2 or something?

>>723979825
They're genuinely stupid there's not much more to it.

>>723972215
You can notify before the attempt to send cleanup crew.

>>723971181 (OP)
gigabased Gaben

>>723979553
I used to make around 5 trades a week and made more money than my parents about 12 years ago
I cashed out when I noticed shit was going south and gayben wanted to prevent shitters like me making money of HIS platform, they did shit like this back then too

>>723971918
Nice

>>723971918
TOPKEK.

>>723971918
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761236407626608.mp4
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM REDS FOR GOLD!!

>>723979867
Just gun skins. Knives being the most desirable.

Reminder people took out loans to speculate
They're broke and now they owe the triad money that might take their organs

>>723980303
good

>>723979825
Depending on how much you have you should really invest as much as possible. If 6 months expenses is like 5% of your cash on hand, invest 95%. Why would you hold cash.

>>723979196
This but white people when there is a chance for anal sex

>>723979959
Cleanup crews enter your room and instantly know if you were (pronouns was/were) male.

>>723980409
I bet you’ve learned everything about white people from porn movies pajeet

>>723980392
Maybe that rule applies more for riskier investments not shit like the s&p 500 or whatever, or as advice for newbies just getting started

>>723974725
Trolling is a art anon

these guys dont seem very happy... dont they know this land is made of LOVE AND PEACE?

>>723971320
DO NOT REDEEM.

>>723971181 (OP)
xe transitioned?

>>723976328
>>Crypto bubble popped
lol, sure

Steamchartfags btfo. Counterstrike is not indicative of a healthy playerbase. It's all item bots and 3rd worlders.

>>723971181 (OP)
>>723971320
didnt this happen with TF2 already?

>>723971540
>£££'s
>irs
Fucking britbongs larping as Americans.

>>723971181 (OP)
Extremely based
Speculators deserve all the deaths
Hopefully it's the Jews soon too

>>723980723
>tfw china sanctions steam over this

>>723980729
>Hopefully it's the Jews soon too
Not likely since you keep voting for Trump (thanks for by the way, you're my nigga

>>723971540
damn i wish i was that guy

>>723980590
lmao those guys seething, imagine the big whales

>>723971918
I didn't laugh and neither did 99% of the replies, they just wanted to be remembered in a screencap they all thought was going to be made of this post.
You're all faggots.

>>723980684
You mean the crate depression? That wasn't a big deal.

>>723971918
god damn it carlos

>>723971181 (OP)
top kek
based gaben

>>723980851
>I'm a bitter faggot so everyone else is!

>>723974725
People found it funny because it was a decent pun.
Nobody is pissing themselves just because someone said an hero.
>>723975586
The context wasn't what made it funny in the first place, beyond the context of it being deeply unserious despite being used in a serious context, which is still the case here.

>>723980851
how much did you lose Ivan?

>>723971918
Kwkw8

>>723971540
He needs to offload as much as he can asap

>>723973907
Not very. You still need to find a real buyer for it. CS market is like real stock market, when it says that something costs $100 it just means that the last transaction was made for that price. There could be 0 orders for them at that price and the next order could be like $10 for example. When somebody caves in and sells it for 10 the price will go down to 10, same vice versa. It's always a tug of war between sellers and buyers.

>>723980662
Explain to me how this affect my playstyle or the gameplay in any form, or my 5 dollar inventory

>>723980851
>You're all faggots.
I love girldick

>>723976696
... why?

GabeN just drove a trans person to suicide. I hope you guys are happy.

>>723980851
i'm definitely chuckling when i read it

>>723980851
Kek
You definitely lost money didn't you?

>>723981021
Saudi princes play CS

>>723980904
B O G G E D

>>723981026
Proof they died?

This shit needs to be investigated for insider trading. Imagine working at valve and actually knowing what is coming in future updates

>>723981072
they just bought EA, surely they can make their own game that's just off-brand CS

>>723972339
>>723973817
>>723977142
>homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass

>>723981072
What is up with browns and Counter Strike anyways?
Can’t just be because it can run on a literal toaster if even gorillionare oil barons are playing it.

>Gabe killed more people than Tim
KNEEL TO THE BLOODGOD

>>723981180
>steambucks
>insider trading

>>723976868
It's the same as day trading stocks: i.e. a complete waste of time and money for the vast majority of people, and your income is tied to your investment anyway so you may as well make a conventional investment then go work a normal job.

>>723971320
FPBP
FUCK VALVE
FUCK GAYBEN
TOTAL
STEAMDRONES
DEATH

>>723981209
It's free and can run on anything

>>723971918
Oldfag moment

>>723971320
Kill yourself too pajeet. Everyone here will be happy if you do

>>723971918
Newfag here. I don't get this joke, can someone explain like I'm 5? Thanks.

> I didn't laugh and neither did 99% of the replies, they just wanted to be remembered in a screencap they all thought was going to be made of this post.
>You're all faggots.

why does valve even get away with promoting gambling (to kids), facilitating gambling and other such psychological destructive gameplay elements

>>723981180
Valve insiders could just give themselves a bunch of knives and sell them. They don't need to do this to profit from "insider trading".

>>723981026
>still the same fucking game
>"RIP counterstrike because skins are easier to obtain now"
I'm happy these retards are in ruins actually, fuck them.

>>723978810
play deadeye deepfake
very cheap but very kino indieshit. unprecedented playstyle variety

>>723981375
kekarooooooo

>>723980851

How deep in the hole are you Anon?

>>723981360
there's lots of hero shooters so now this is an hero shooter

>>723981389
This culling these types is actually a good thing for society

>>723981026
>Learn your playerbase
They did lol, the average player has like 3 dollar inventory at best

>>723980851
I exhaled air through my nose forcibly

>>723981383
You can't buy their lootcrates from them, only trade for them with other players.

>>723971918
Goddammit Carlos

>>723971918
You were alright and pretty based today, Carlosfag. Well done.

>>723978778
Non-fiat money was always still at the whim of the backer, don't kid yourself.
There's no such thing as "savings" outside of keeping enough money to cover short term emergencies handy. Everything else is an investment that can go up in flames. Diversification is the only defense.

>>723971918
put me in the screencap etc.

>>723981180
It's not stocks and it's a private company. If you speculated and lost money it's all on you

>>723971320
It's even funnier considering we've already seen this exact thing happen before with the unusal hat fiasco in tf2.

>valve releases new series of crate
>turns out the crate is bugged and always gives unusuals
>proto NFT niggers with their entire net worth sunk into hats with planets floating around them go berserk
>valve proceeds to have a 3 day lunch break before coming back in and just deleting the crate, no roll backs or anything.

holy based, people who care about muh skins are retarded

>>723977978
I suggest actually reading the bible.

>>723971181 (OP)
lmao what a retard, get owned xD

>>723971181 (OP)
This is nothing new for him.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

Can a steam cultist give me a quick rundown on why people kill themselves over DRM content? I don't understand.

GABE

BACK-PORT THESE CHANGES TO TF2

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

>>723980392
You aren't supposed to invest more than 10% in any one thing, is what he's talking about.

>>723981383
Counter strike has a PEGI rating of 18 and an ESRB of mature. The obvious legal defense would be that children should not be playing the game in the first place.

>>723981520
they still facilitating gambling but with extra steps

>>723981642
They borrowed money to speculated on digital goods. Digital goods are now worthless and they owe real world money to the triad that will harvest their organs

>>723981642
imagine if someone just deleted your crypto savings overnight
that's what Valve did
it's a stupid investment but hey gamers aren't known for being economically savvy

>>723981642
i mean i only use steam and no other platform and i don't fuckin' get whats going on either
but i don't play CSGO so whatever

>>723971918
Goddamn it, Carlos!

>>723973950
pretty sure you cash out in steam decks/indexs

>>723971918
Very nice

i hope more people kill themselves, russians especially.

>>723981790
Plenty of 3rd party websites where you can just sell your skins for actual money.

>>723981790
I don't think Steam can produce 2 billions dollars worth of steam decks

>>723981642
When you play the game you can randomly get lootcrates which contain skins. Some skins are rarer than others. Players can trade skins and crates with each other, even for money. Some skins are rarer so they commanded a higher price, and this kept escalating until you started having skins worth hundreds or thousands of dollars. Now valve made it so that previously worthless skins can be transformed into valuable ones easily, which kills the value of the rarer skins and inflates the value of the previously worthless skills. And some people invested thousands into trading this shit so their stock of rare skins just plummeted in value.

>>723981721
>>723981728
>>723981734
Why the fuck would you even put your life savings in a DRM program? What the fuck.

>>723975448
>You nkow the market is backed by real assets
You don't even know what "backed" means, dumbass. It means you can trade whatever the fuck you have for the asset it's "backed" by. Can I trade 1 share of MS for one room in MS HQ? If not, it's not backed by shit

>>723971181 (OP)
Why should I care a ruskie decided to kill himself?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WAIT FOR THE DIP, FARTLORDS

Timmy wishes he had such power. But all he does is seethe on twitter

Why do third worlders "invest" in pixels instead of actually investing and growing their economy?

>>723981970
generations-long alcoholism induced brain damage

>>723981970
russpigs are not known for their intelligent

>>723981970
Because for a while it was easy money and if you timed it right you could have been a millionare

>>723971181 (OP)
>NFTnigger kill themselves
And all is right with the world

>>723981970

Why did people put so much money into NFTs? They're idiots.

>>723982041
one is publicly traded and owned by kikes
the other is owned by Gay Ben
stop confusing fingers with cocks, anon

>>723982080
A promise of higher and faster returns, which inevitably crashes down on them.

So, do you think they will come for TF2 key and hat next?

>>723971918
Jesus Christ.

>>723971181 (OP)
Back to WoW bot farming

>>723971918
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>723982210
I hope

>>723971181 (OP)
Gabe Newell should probably be in hiding right now no joke.

>>723971918
Yes, I giggled
Yes, you're getting deported back to fucking Mexico you cheeky little shit

>>723980851
>E33 fag mad

>>723981026
>11 products
>1500 hours in one game
online shooter players aren't gamers, fuck them

>>723980479
Should've guessed it.

>>723971918
CARLOOOSS

>duuude why would you buy fake internet coins
Just a reminder that bitfart was 200 bucks a decade ago and the only reason you're not rich is you weren't smart enough to buy it

>>723982289
Why's the price in yen

>>723982332

Whats big enough to hide his fat ass?

>>723981918
Do you think a bank could cash out every customer at once?

>>723982506
Probably Yuan since a lot of chinks trade these

>>723971181 (OP)
>>723971552
>This is like annuda bloody Bengal famine!

>>723971320
I remember when they cucked artifact players and their axe cards.

>>723982523
yo mama

>>723971181 (OP)
How is this a bad thing for normal people.

>>723982609
anon btfo

>>723971918
oh carlos

>>723980851
But I laughed

>>723971918
yep, baste

>>723971181 (OP)
>clown emoji
kek

>>723971181 (OP)
whats the actual qrd? they did the CS equivalent of reprinting trading cards?

>>723971181 (OP)
Based

>>723982080
Valve fun money still has more value than their country's currency

>>723976985
true. for the time i spent trading, i could have made way more from working minimum wage

>my 3 cents skins doubled in price
oh yeah, it's all coming together

>>723982898
basically, from what I understand, valve made it so that you can exchange 5 covert things for a covert knife, making the "original" knifes before that worth way less but made misc covert items shoot to the moon
something something supply and demand caused the market to get nuked

>>723971918
WWWWWWW

>>723982898
more like you can trade in 5 useless cards to get an ultra foil deluxe platinum card signed by vitalik

>>723971918
Carlos!

>>723971181 (OP)
>gamble
>lose
>blame someone else for your idiocy

>>723971181 (OP)
How much could 40 knife pngs cost?

>>723982610
it's not. skincels are dead but people will be happy to get knives for cheap.

>>723971181 (OP)
No on is asking the real question, is there a recording of this live suicide?

>>723971918
based

Crazy to think I sold all my skins for mere pennies when I used to play CS

>>723971181 (OP)
Based Gabe.

>>723971181 (OP)
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

>>723982523
The ocean

>>723971918
CARLOS YOU SON OF A POXY WHORE

>>723981026
based gayben

>>723971918
Carlos you son of a bitch

>>723981858
>New sanctions on Russian oil
>Another refinery exploded
>Generals grumbling about needing another 2 million men to finally finish the three week SMO three years later
>Now this
Bad time to be Ruski

>>723983454
>invests in yacht companies right before this update
Now it all makes sense

>>723983243
This only negatively effected the price of gloves and knives. People with skins are winning bigly.

>>723971918
Carlos! You son of a bitch, kek.

>>723971918
CARLOS
YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>723971181 (OP)
based, fuck png speculators

>>723983549
Nah, skins are all also crashing since the sentiment is in the gutters. This will become more apparent in 1-2 weeks.

>>723972317
>cs2
I'm honestly surprised at how hard Valve managed to fuck up the most basic shooter formula that has worked perfectly for 25 years.

>>723983713
This, you have to be retarded to see others get rug-pulled and think "nah, this won't happen to ME"

>>723983038
You can start planning an early retirement

>>723983837
You have to be retarded to invest thousands into this shit to begin with so I don't know why you think they'd be wise enough to dump now

>>723971918
what a blast from the past

>>723971918
Mamma mia carlos

>>723971918
Fucking Carlos stealing play of the game.

>>723971918
>sensiblechuckle.gif

>>723971918
U alright spic boy

>>723981383
>wahhh think of the children
Fuck off.

>>723971918
Gottem

>>723971918
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP YOU BITCH ASS SAAAAAAAR BLOODY BASTARD

>>723978973
then again, the prices of these fictional items are often more stable than their actual fucking currency
knew an argentine who invested in skins partially because they held their value better than pesos

>>723971320
these are the same people who laugh at other who diversive their investment and branch out unto things that actually make money of necessities like agriculture, mining ores, hygiene products, tool manufactures and so on
they deserve this kind of thing

>>723980013
I mean, sure. Made some 100 bucks trading and selling trading cards and bought a few games
but these knives go for 1000+, insane amounts of money to "invest" into a gaming platform

>>723971918
KEK

You'll be deported last, Carlos

>>723978973
This guy lost more money than you have ever seen: 909,620.55 USD

>>723971181 (OP)
>Committed suicide during a live discord call
link to the call or any proof whatsoever?

>>723984332
meant this guy >>723982093

>>723984332
why not invest it into an actual fund like a smart person instead of sitting on the most volatile "market" imaginable?

>>723984332
skins aren't money
he has exactly as much as he started with

>>723979825
>aren't you supposed to only invest a max of like 10% of your money?
You should invest what you're comfortable with losing. That changes depending on how much you make and how much you need to spend regularly. It might be as little as 1% or as much as 50%.

JANNY STICKY THIS THREAD

>>723971918
Kek. Can I repost this on xitter?

I like a good bit of schadenfreude but I'm scared of bad karma laughing at people dying

>>723984679
>people dying
It's ok, most of them mare russian anyway.

>>723980479
Very interesting read, regardless if its fake or not cause the internet and specially reddit is fake and gay always

>>723971918
Caarlooos!

>>723971918
LMAO

NOOOOOOO NOT THE RUSSIAN MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME AAAAAAAA

>>723984674
nobody is stopping you and i don't really care so go ahead

>>723984763
This, I call bullshit on the child cage and "written plans"

>>723983760
The only reason we haven’t seen a HL3 yet is because Valve is still working out how to insert lootboxes and an item economy.
They don’t give a fuck about gameplay anymore.

>today
Newfags don't remember third party site cull and death's that occurred due to it

>>723971918
See you at r/4chan my hecking friendarinos

>>723971918
Holy fucking based Carlos

>>723983760
Fuck up how? Still a massively popular shooter with basic mechanics.

>>723971181 (OP)
Kek he’s alive check his channel. It’s a fat bait

>>723982435
You know what's funny? They have to keep recreating trans subreddits because they always become MtF trans people making phobic and exclusionary comments about FtM.

>>723971918
you win this time carlos

>>723971918
stolen from other threads, what utter trash this place has become since third world niggers invaded

>>723985398
hello aquafag

>>723985398
t. aquajeet

>>723971918
i'm just refreshing the page to this

>>723981630
based shitposter

>>723971918
Goddamn Carlos!

>>723981790
>Buy 3 million dollars worth of steam decks
>Sell them on the black market
>Make back potentially more than 3 mil over time
holy dick

>>723971918
I too found this post humorous

>>723986087
Well I found it pre humorous.

>>723985232
how do you even know this

>>723981653
>life not wife
be better

>>723971181 (OP)
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY FAGGOTS IMAGINE IF YOU LOST YOUR SHIT. ALL MY SHIT MEANS NOTHING FAGGOTS

>>723984891
Didn't one of the recent tranny shooters have just that written in xer diary?

>>723982289
from 137 to 58,20 dollars (if its yen)
damn

Pathetic creatures