Thread 724021306

Play Life is Strange.

>>724021306 (OP)
Story simulator (it simulates what a story might be like in a game engine)

what do Dyke Farts smell like /v/?

I'd rather just jerk off to it

AGP game

>>724021306 (OP)
Please relieve your bowels my queen, I will clean you up after

>>724021423
girl tongue

>>724021478
This. It's also exactly how I feel about gacha and Nier.

>>724021306 (OP)
Cute cuckquean.

>>724021306 (OP)
>make a lesbian/friend time travel simulator that still has a large fanbase
>5 terrible, shitty games later they still don't understand what fans of the first game want

>>724021306 (OP)
I remember when it came out, the plans for warren was basically to be like chloe, but decided in the end to focus only on chloe.

>>724021306 (OP)
tickling chloe's pits and feet

Rachel mercilessly raping my wallet for a glimpse of her panties

>>724021939
Warren is just like me!

I'm never going to fuck someone like this in my entire lifetime. I will never get to kiss a woman that attractive.

Holy shit, it's so over.

>>724022082
Save up your neetbux and go shopping for the perfect prostitute

No

post more feet and butts

>>724021749
Probably they do understand, but hate their fanbase as every modern video game company.

>>724021306 (OP)
I did, did everything I could to do everything and help everyone. And at the end of it all I threw it all away, for her...

>>724021306 (OP)
Sorry, idk how you make her look, I know her personality so she's permanently ruined.

Need a version with Warren in the middle

>>724022491
*idc
Fuck, people will call me Indian now.

>>724022073
Don't forget that Max got wet after Warren BTFO of Nathan

>>724022552
I like this pic.
Saved.

>>724022082
You REALLY did miss out.
It's even better than you imagine it to be

>>724021306 (OP)
Is this worth playing as a 29 year old unc?

>>724022314
Hmm, save a town full of mostly assholes or the love of your life who you hit the road with and live happily ever after forgetting that art school shithole...hard choice.

>>724022575
SAAAAAR :p just kidding none of is perfect

>>724021306 (OP)
>New devs tell Chloe fans to fuck off
>They do
>Their new game completely flops and kills the franchise
What did they mean by this

>>724022792
Chloe is an objectively shitty person so she has no fans other than mentally ill raging tumblrdykes.

>>724022878
This is a meaningless complaint, because if you talk to anyone who says this shit they eventually let slip they love a character who's objectively a worse person than Chloe.

>>724021749
They made pic related so they kinda get it

>>724021306 (OP)
What do her bare feet and sweaty asshole smell like bros?

>>724022792
It means the devs are retards who threw away a potential cash cow of life is strange lesbian sequels because they are still pissed because nobody liked warren or wanted to save the bay

>>724022959
But Chloe is a fucking bitch.

Chloe? More like NOe

>>724022792
>Dick 9
Not canon

>>724022878
I would still rape and impregnate her, though

>>724021306 (OP)
>dykeslop
No, I don't think I will.

>>724023126
literally 95% of people chose to save the bay instead of becoming a genocide lesbian. Max is straight

>>724023126
They forgot that their entire audience were retarded hedonistic dykes. Well, too late for that now.

>>724022987
i want the middle left one to use my mouth as a toilet

>>724023126
>nobody liked warren
Did they ever consider making him less of a fucking geek.
There's nothing cool about him even after he grew a pair of nuts

>>724021306 (OP)
The teacher was a cool character ngldesu

>>724023386
The problem with Warren is he's a side character they had to retroactively make a viable love interest. He was never meant to be a serious consideration for Max, he was worse than a geek he was a literal stalker - not a violent one, but one that needed distance from his obsession to learn how to actually talk to women. A step most of /v/ never reached.

>>724022878
>>724023179
Chloe is the only reason anyone still cares about life is strange

>>724023260
Wrong and wrong, the percentages are even.

>>724023386
Even after all that, Max still sees him as an incel creep in her dream thing

>>724023469
Need an H game "parody" where you're the teacher and you successfully mind break max and turn her into a cock sleeve

What did he know?

>>724021306 (OP)
That's a hag

>>724021643
Especially nier that game is way too fucking long and boring

>>724023498
>he was worse than a geek he was a literal stalker
I only played through the game 1 time like 10 years ago, so I don't remember much about him except we was a pussy, geek, and punched that one douche rich kid at some point

>>724023505
Uh, no? I actually like Rachel a lot more.

>>724023746
>so I don't remember much about him except we was a pussy, geek, and punched that one douche rich kid at some point
He had creepy shrine shit to Max hidden in his school locker, and in the first episode you can notice him peering around the corner of a building trying to spy into your dorm room.

>>724023386
Nighmare warren should have been the real one. Game would have had segments where Max uses her powers to get his attention and knock off competition.

>>724023676
my queen

I wish every single Nightmare line, regardless of the character, ended with them remarking that someone gave great head.

>>724021306 (OP)
I saw a trailer about a new game from this franchise, around like 5 years ago, they had a guy narrating (was he british?) trying to sound sad and dramatic, and it was possibly the most stupid and forced presentation of a game I have ever seen. Made me never ever want to play this franchise

>>724022082
This anon >>724022673 is lying, women are overrated. Don't give up if it's what you want, but don't kick yourself for "missing out". There's a lot of pain that comes from dealing with women, at least you spared yourself from all that.

>>724024438
Wrong.
There's no greater feeling than naked skin to skin contact and sex with a woman you are intensely sexually attracted to

There's a reason men have started entire wars over 1 woman.

Isn't your she bad too back in young?

Do hag parents mind know?

Isn't is she too her young?

Does want she not know?

Is that this nobody threw normal?

Isn't reason she sweet worse a bit too means young?

>>724024780
>>724024872
>>724024942
>>724025006
go be a muslim somewhere else

>pedospammer is a brown ESL
and least surprising award goes to

>>724023831
>He had creepy shrine shit to Max hidden
Ah, yes, the licker from the nightmare full of things that literally happened like Chloe fucking Jefferson and time flowing in reverse.

>>724026130
NTA but I'm 90% certain he had creeper shit in his actual locker too, just not the full on psycho stuff from the nightmare. I have to replay it soon anyway so I'll double check that.

>>724026215
It's locked in there.

>>724021306 (OP)
Max is for pump and dump, Chloe is for sloppy, no protection missionary.

>>724026361
Max is wife. Chloe is you (gay)

>>724026361
Max is the kind of girl you could keep around on the sidelines for when you needed an easy fuck.

Max is kind of standoffish and lowkey a judgmental bitch, but you put up with her because Chloe's in love with her and won't stop gushing about her to you, so you put up with the skank for your bestie; then after enough nights in the same place you force yourself to start a conversation and find out she's into the same shitty coffeehouse bands as you. After that you start talking about playing music, weird indie games you both share, and before you even realize what's happened five years have passed and you're at their wedding, but somehow you're MAX'S best man.

>>724026928
I can't tell if this is yuricuckism or you're telling me about something that actually happened to you.

>>724022987
They didn't make the kids hot enough to appease the fanbase.

>>724022792
>devs: dear players, you can either save the bay or save chloe, you're free to choose, it's your call
>players proceed to sacrifice the bay to save chloe
>devs: NO, NOT LIKE THIS
Why are devs like this?

>>724022987
>out of ideas
>just start stealing them

>>724027420
The original LiS devs were actually pretty based, they supported players picking whichever ending they preferred and didn't want to tell you you were "wrong" for doing so. If you picked saving Bae over Bay they actually gave an explicit nod to you in the otherwise-unrelated sequel that Max and Chloe are still together and doing well for themselves.

It was the new Square Enix-appointed devteam that got brought in to cash in on the IP that hates Chloe and tried to phase her out - and failed spectacularly.

>>724027560
>tried to phase her out
They don't like money?

>>724027896
It's actually funnier than that, they tried to make a new game with Max back as the main character, so they were trying to have their cake and eat it too with nostalgiabaiting while still also throwing the middle finger up to anyone who picked saving Chloe. And as other anons have mentioned, the game was received so poorly it appears to have killed the franchise entirely, and the only thing still on the docket for them is a potential TV series about the original game.

>>724026215
He has a photo they took together in his locker. That's it. It isn't a candid picture of her taken without her consent or some weird shit. A picture of two friends hanging out. It comes off more as a beta behavior us boys do at that age than actual creep shit.

Why did they add that part of Warren spying on Max in her dorm room?

>>724028026
>throwing the middle finger up to anyone who picked saving Chloe
Why? I only played once and it took a while for her to grow on me but I ended up saving her because I knew it would make Max happy. What is the beef with her?

>>724021306 (OP)
I thought it was good, but I also thought it was supposed to be like a b-movie parody with the way they kept saying hella and stuff

>>724021306 (OP)
I don't need to, there is plenty of rule34.

>>724028305
That it's fucking retarded to sacrifice a whole town of innovent people just to save one girl.

>>724028026
The problem is these people don't give a damn about killing this ip, they are just waiting to be hired and kill another ip, they're a tumor.

>>724021306 (OP)
Never have, doubt I ever will.

>>724028451
and you're still the biggest life is strange fan here

>>724028356
Oh yeah, I'm going to save a town that caused me and my waifu a lot of pain.
I think those new devs are pretty fucking retarded

>>724028356
>a bunch of literally whos or your hot girlfriend
It's not hard, anon.

>If you rape your enemies, you win.
Sun Tzu - Art of War

>>724028305
People are just autistic over Chloe because she's not a perfect infallible human being who sucks the player's dick at every opportunity. She gets angry, has biases, and behaves off raw emotion sometimes over logic - so people HATE her, since they can't separate the idea of a fictional character who is the way she is for narrative reasons, and an actual real life human being who is acting this way.

There's also another layer at play where people will blame her for shit that is literally the player's fault, such as failing the conversation with Frank, causing him and/or his dog attacking you, and Chloe shooting them to defend you. They straight up just call Chloe a stupid cold-blooded murderer because she protected them from a mistake they made.

>>724028861
the train tracks...

>>724028356
>Bro the universe selected an innocent human being to die horribly - just submit to the yoke of utilitarianism, bruh.
Fuck off. A human life isn't a bargaining chip. It doesn't matter if it were Chloe or anybody else, I'm not playing stupid games with the universe. Bae every time.

>>724021306 (OP)
no, i'm not going to play video games. stop asking.

max sex

>>724028903
a scratch, a scratch!

>>724022792
More fanart, please.

>>724021306 (OP)
I’m not ashamed to admit that it was comfy and I enjoyed it.

>>724022987
they are disgusting

>>724029682
Rachel, I've come to bargain.

Just bough a dildo should I practice blowjobs with it?

>>724029419
The biggest impact Double Exposure had was creating a new surge of Pricefield fanart which I find absolutely hilarious.

>>724022073
wtf, never saw that

I think Max is cute in the new game I didn't play

>>724030104
Nice, thanks.

>>724029682
ugh this always makes me want to furiously masturbate

>>724028861
Nah. I completely understood her purpose in the narrative and I really enjoyed how her rebellious nature ran parallel to Max's meekness. Doesn't stop me from thinking she's an unlikable cunt and the affect it has on Max.

>There's also another layer at play where people will blame her for shit that is literally the player's fault,
She gets shot because she tried to blackmail Nathan for money and she will shoot herself without our input lmao

>>724030138
hag max sex

>>724030038
males shouldn't do that.

>>724030393
>and she will shoot herself without our input lmao
You literally choose the object for her to shoot that ricochets back to hit her. Thank you for proving my point for me.

>>724028356
>The univers want this person to die
>I love that person
>I should obey to the univers and let her die
No, fuck off, I as a human control the univers, not the other way around

>>724021306 (OP)
Nope but those are some nice cute feet

>>724028572
>>724028820
>>724029010
>>724030919
>all this cope to cover being a selfish gooner
not gonna work on me.

/v/ told me the girls were lesbians.

>>724030007
Kat is cute

>>724031068
there's an implication

>>724031042
>loving your friend/girlfriend is le bad!
Sure, pal.

>>724031068
There's qualifiers to that. Max is bisexual. You can argue Chloe as lesbian or bisexual, depending on whether you accept the backstory from the prequel game stapled on by someone who wasn't the original writer that claims she was also interested in boys, but taking the first game by itself there's at least one reading to say she's using a nonexistent "bad boy" phase to keep in the closet around her mom. Either way, both are into girls at the least, but may or may not also find boys attractive. Rachel is straight, and that's kind of the root of what caused everything to go wrong.

>>724031289
>LE STRAIGHT PEOPLE BAD

>>724031068
maybe

>>724031407
I mean that her being straight causes her to both lead Chloe on because she isn't sure how to respond to her love, and also get with men behind her back - specifically the two worst men possible that leads to her death.

>>724031068
>game is widely known as THE lesbian game
>the word gay or lesbian never uttered once and all the "lesbian" girls are actually bi

>>724031419
>choose to destroy your home town to save a smelly whore dyke
>the whore dyke leaves you in the end for your bully
Grim.

>>724031554
That's Rachel, not Victoria.

>>724023505
Lmao no, Chloe is the reason all the sequels flopped because she actively tainted the IP with yuritranny bullshit

>>724031629
Yes, it just made me remember the recent sequel game and how it is in fact canon and no one can change that.

>>724031152
I ain't muslim

>>724031546
>all the lesbians are actually bi
So just like real life

>>724031546
The game was made in 2015, they weren't easily able to get away with openly declaring shit like that. It worked to the game's benefit anyway that they were more subtle about Max and Chloe were falling in love even if they should have kissed in the pool.

>>724030038
No, learn the magic of hands free orgasms. :3

>>724022552
Based. Shinji finally just got into the robot

I've busted an obscene amount of nuts to Chloe. I'm sorta ashamed of it really.

This is porn.

>>724021306 (OP)
HELLA no.

How can anyone like Chloe, shes hot, but that's in, beyond that she's a complete piece of shit and unlikeable like most of the cast

>>724032624
I wouldn't know I didn't play the game

>>724021306 (OP)
Life is Strange is such an interesting concept to me because it exists in a short frame of time where this kind of hipster type girls both existed and hadn't been fully co-opted by dumb political bullshit. It couldn't have existed a few years later and it especially couldn't years after that. What an odd little time capsule.

>>724032624
That's the thing. They don't actually LIKE Chloe, they just like her body. And that's ok.

Since Life is Strange is a square game they should put Max and Chloe into Kingdome Hearts.

>>724021306 (OP)
gyaahh damn

>>724032007
>panties around one ankle
UNGGH, das it mane!

>>724033015
>You play as Kairi and seduce Chloe away from Max
Kino...

>>724032378
Don't lewd Kate

>>724033340
she's the hottest girl by far though.

>>724021306 (OP)
I got secondhand anxiety 5 minutes into it and haven't played since.
I can't even watch scenes in shows or movies that are awkward.

>>724026538
BOOGIE!?!?

>>724033960
are you cereal

>>724034031
I'm not ready to be a teenager again.

max should have gotten together with the rich bitch

>>724032713
Max is eating good.

>>724030794
>>724031993
Tried real quick and I can get half of it in but there's a hard wall that I'm scared to push past.
How do whores do this?

Whats the name of the guy who does the snuff SFM videos where Max is raped and then at the end she gets shot in the head?

>>724035181
You're one sick fuck.

>>724035319
Nah that's not it.

Say what you want but I think Warren could be interesting in Max and Chloe's relationship. IDK I just find two lesbians treating a guy like a pet hot and I think it could work.

>>724035450
you forgot the underscores instead of spaces

this shit is a girl game

>>724035546
Aw shit that was it, thanks!

>>724029682
She's WAY more of a cunt than Chloe ever could be, never liked her. Sounded like a downie when spoke. Luv Chloe

>>724021998
wtf i don't remember making this post....

>>724035954
Is every character in this franchise flat?

>>724036073
They are naturally-teenage-white-girl-sized aka perfect

>>724035954
>>724036140
hnnnnnggggg imagine having her as your blackmailing teen mistress

>>724036073
They're not supposed to be silicone filled bimbos.

for me it's Nora and Chloe

The only purpose of lesbians is to be dicked by men side by side while holding hands and cumming

Good thread

It's hilarious how hard the sequer crashed and burned to cinders.

>>724021306 (OP)
I don't know how this game does it with such relatively plain looking girls but god damn they all make me rock hard

>>724021306 (OP)
I did
I love LESBIANS

>>724035181
PestilenceSFM if my memory is correct. Might not be in R34 because the mods are faggots and delete snuff and gore if it's too "excessive" without explaining what the fuck does excessive even mean.

>>724036380
I've never wanted to be cucked by a girl more in my life.

Threads like these make me want to play the game, but then I remember the game has no porn, so then I go back to not wanting to play the game.

>>724021306 (OP)
I did, Kate is still best girl.

>>724021306 (OP)
Post gameplay and I'll decide.

>>724038950
Nevermind. Gay faggots game. Not even a game, desu.

>>724038580
Play it.

>>724039768
I can't, anon. I'm too porn brained to actually give the game a fair chance.

>play
it's a VN, not a video game

>>724040583
Use your imagination.

>>724021306 (OP)
>be Max
>sacrifice an entire town for pussy
>pussy cucks you with your highschool bully
Victoria is best girl

>>724030809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iR2yUsk41o

Next you'll tell me it's out job to tard wrangle her and not doing so makes us the one at fault.

>>724022987
except this game sucks because they force you to play as a fat retard

>>724022987
hire fans lol

They should make one about an interracial lesbian couple ( white female- Asian female.

>>724041963
only if the white girl is the bottom

I think a new game, even if it was good, would still flop. Feels like some games are just lightning in a bottle and when people have their fill, they move on.

>"What is your type?"
>American girlfriend

>>724043376
It's partly that, but partly also because the writers can't repeat their past victory, either because the original writing team is gone, or the OG team lost their mojo thanks to Trump Derangement Syndrome.

>>724041963
didn't that already happen?

>>724037529
I look like this

>>724021306 (OP)
Pass
I'lll fap to the girls instead

Whoever made all of these renditions are GOAT

>>724022987
What is with Lesbians and their terrible fucking hair? I mean they still have to attract other lesbians right, or is it some kind of lesbian dogwhistle so other lesbo can identify them?

>>724041963
We already got Alex and mystery meat Steph

You know, now that I think about it, they are right. Life IS strange.

Max will never be topped. Literally my perfect girl

>>724021306 (OP)
>yay were totally gay lesbos for one another i rewound time for you hundreds of times and ended the fucking world just so you can live
>next game she leaves max so she can go ride a dick
So even DEI devs admit being a faggot is just a phase then.

>>724030106
its in max nightmare sequence. it's not real.
if anything, it's proof that women get fearmongering propaganda about perfectly normal but a bit awkward dudes.

>>724045489
>is it some kind of lesbian dogwhistle so other lesbo can identify them?
yes
they also wear carabiners for no fucking reason

>>724021749
they want it to be an exclusively lgbt game, which it shouldn't be.
at the time i had picked warren every chance i got
you could be a lesbian but the truth is that chloe is the worst person in the entirety of arcadia bay, including rapists

>>724045990
>chloe is the worst person in the entirety of arcadia bay
we can fix her

>>724021306 (OP)
Used to a have a bitch that cosplayed as Chloe as my lock screen and one of the vice principals saw it and said "damn Chloe got it goin on"

>>724046149
based

>>724045990
>worst person in the entirety of arcadia bay, including rapists
Sounds like something a rapist would say...

>>724046124
i doubt that
>>724046217
no
i love max and i like warren and i love kate and i like even victoria more than chloe.
even nathan is fucked up in a understandable way, chloe is literally a bitch to everyone trying to be nice to her.
the sequel proves it, if you do sacrifice arcadia bay for chloe, she still leaves max

>>724045990
She's top 5 worst but I'd argue those who bullied Kate are worse. Behead those who bully Kate.

>>724044870
let me simp for you pwease

Chloe did nothing wrong

>>724038891
Hot

>>724022878
>Shitty person
That makes her an interesting character.

>>724021306 (OP)
cute feet

>>724048008
not being real and not being my gf is very wrong

>>724044870
LONDON

>>724050125
>>724047767
Be real, neither of you have enough money for me.

>>724022082
>>724022151
>>724022673
>>724024438
Dating was so easy in the late 2000s and early 2010s that even as an ugly guy you could get by and have women fawning over you on the internet just because you had a cool profile or whatever, you didn't even have to be cool in real life to get girls, they would just sort of naturally show up around you even if you were the biggest dorkiest loser in the world. They weren't even ugly too, maybe a lot of them were mid but they were just chicks, bundles of them everywhere and not incredibly obese. I literally could not imagine dating women in the modern day holy fuck it looks so grim. If I divorced my wife I'd probably be single forever after that.

Lost Records is better than Life Is Strange but that's a low bar.

>>724050524
just because it has a girl on par with sarah from tlou doesn't mean the game itself is good

>>724021306 (OP)
Stupid gun

>>724050583
it's not good but it's better than life is strange. both are teenage lesbian wish fulfillment simulators made by french perverts, lost records is better at that

also for as much as people complain about Chloe, Max is an even worse character and looks, thinks and acts like she's 12

>>724050742
>Max is an even worse character and looks, thinks and acts like she's 12
and the protag of lost records is a fat autist retard with a shit voice actor

Max is a Spirits Within apologist, that alone earns her a beating

>>724050783
at least her being a fat autistic retard is actually intentional and plot relevant and not the writers trying and failing to make a waifu but failing and somehow writing a character that's an even split between how do you do fellow kids and actually just a small child
>>724050864
shit like that, oh im so quirky i love spirits within and black coffee and analog cameras and im obsessed with the vague concept of 'vintage' because im written by stupid fucking millenials at the peak of hipsters being considered cool instead of pathetic and obnoxious

>>724048008
She cute.

>>724022878
I love Chloe, and she had such a life that it's no wonder she turned out like she did.
Her best friend moves to the other side of the country, her next best friend is a manipulative bitch that at some point simply disappears, her father dies in a car accident and her new stepfather is a well meaning but out of touch security guard and wannabe cowboy.
But I could fix her.

>>724022987
>not comfy
>no hot lesbians
>no hot catty but really insecure bitches
>no high school drama
>all mysteries boil down to an unexplained and underdeveloped supernatural hole
It feels like the scenes were written by someone who never hung out with friends.

>>724051939
Seattle is just north of Oregon

>>724022082
There's always next life.

>>724021582
Oddly specific.

Is there a way to forget this game so I could play it for the first time again?

Whats going on here, big (step)bros?

>>724053245
I thought she died.

>>724053245
Wrong thread, go away

>>724053245
need her to findom me

>>724021582
Care to elaborate?

>>724053245
Is it true she sells hardcore drugs?

>>724021306 (OP)
Mmmm, delicious bisexual chicks.

>>724028631
It's pretty hilarious everything that happened to necdaz

>>724022987
All the non-gamer lesbians I know who loved lis, only watched lost records on yt because these retards made system requirements too high for a girl with 10 years old laptop. Absolute idiots working at that company.

>>724031068
They seem to be very good friends

>>724053812
what happened

>>724053245
I wonder what they did to sarahs body after joel went off with ellie

>>724031068
>>724031546
/v/ has spent the last 10 years in a gay tumblr echo chamber without actually playing the game.
The only lesbianism in LiS1 is an optional dare kiss between Max and Chloe and the implication that Chloe and Rachel fucked. That's it.

>>724054542
There's a decidedly romantic goodbye kiss when choosing the bay.

>>724054629
Oh, I didn't remember that.

>>724054629
I hated the last chapters. No decisions mattered at the end.

>>724031951
>Why look, an otter in my water...

>>724054542
Hanging out in Chloe's room and the pool break-in both have a pretty heavy air of "this could be more than friendship if we admit it." Which is generally the point of a dare to kiss.

>>724021306 (OP)
woke game, they go out of their way to make a christian trad wife girl a whore

>>724055307
I've never played the game but wasn't she forced into being a whore by the rich girl cuckquean?

>>724048232
If the character was better written, these yes, you are correct. However, she isn't, and she turned out to be an enraging piece of shit whom the player is forced to care about without any catharsis

>>724036851
>relatively plain looking girls
Where do you live where plain girls look(ed) like that?
Let me know so I can move there asap, please and thank you.

>>724045632
>max will never be topped
Tell that to Chloe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtr5ouYtINg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYdNHDe15sk
This here is official promotional material from the official Life is Strange yt account.

>>724021306 (OP)
I'm not female

>>724052274
My bad, I remembered her moving further away, but it's beside the point if they didn't see or hear from each other in all that time.

>>724055859
the franchise is in the shitter, what else did you expect

>>724055403
She was drugged by Nathan and she got tossed around a little bit. Victoria either filmed it or got hold of the footage and spread it around campus.

>>724021306 (OP)
Why would i play Life is Strange for money when i already talk to teen girls on a daily basis for free? It's the same experience, plus a bunch of nudes of course

>>724054176
They are best bros.
I do that with my best bro all the time, do you guys not?

>>724056070
Well, if you take Before The Storm as canon, they did talk for a bit but it fizzled out. Max moved on with her life and saw her move to Seattle as a permanent thing and a fresh start; new faces, places that kind of thing imo. There's also that awkwardness between childhood friends when they drift apart, you kind of don't know how to deal with that sort of thing yet at that age.

>>724021306 (OP)
That's a perfect pick to AI gen thanks brother

>>724056714
Post results

>>724031554
can't blame her

>>724057158
I wish we could've seen her child model just like with Chloe and Max

>>724056502
I haven't had the courage to play Before the Storm.
I do want more Chloe but the different voice is a hard limit.
It's impressive that jannies deleted >>724055727 this fast, you people really work hard to earn your wage.

>>724056502
there's also the thing about max moving away on the day of william's funeral. i can imagine her struggling with how to even handle it or keep talking to chloe like nothing happened. also chloe's last text to max in bts was just "max" sent at 3 am with no reply, it genuinely made me sad.

>>724021749
Lost Colors is good and Alexandra Chen is wife worthy.

>>724057553
Literally only had great experiences with asian teen girls irl, it's like they can do no wrong

I'm a 31 year old man and cried like a bitch at the end. What does that say of me.

>>724056121
Victoria just sees other girls as actors in the real life porn she makes. What a fucked up bitch.

>>724023739
Filtered.

>>724057792
It's hot. She seems to have a thing for corrupting good little christian girls. Exemplary display

>>724057461
Treat it as an AU if you do, maybe that'll make it easier for you since it's very inconsistent with the first one. She's at her best in this game. I'm one of the few that prefers Rhianna over Ashly actually, but the voice change shouldn't stop you, she does a really good job. The music is fantastic too, I was hooked the moment I heard the menu theme.

>>724057529
Farewell is heartbreaking but I sometimes don't consider it canon, or at least another interpretation, because I'm sure Max doesn't move away that soon unless I'm misremembering.

>>724021306 (OP)
>Play this shit game because it has my (OP's) fetish of choice in it
Nuh-uh, keep Life Is Tumblr and sequels for yourself

>>724057792
>why doesn't this teenage girl with a fragile ego behave according to facts and logic
>>724057973
Thanks for the input.

>>724058435
What do you mean? Teen girl sex isn't realistic?!

>>724058410
But the porn, anon, the porn!

I played the game once and liked the nostalgic soundtrack. I swear to god

>>724057940
Ironically she's the biggest slut but is still a virgin.

>>724057715
Welcome to the club

>>724058921
The juxtaposition and contrast is what makes it hot, yes. Slutty virgin teen girls are my weakness, especially the latinas and asians

>>724058550
I meant to ridicule anon's expectation that a girl like Victoria would act like a good, upstanding person.

>>724059159
What's not good and upstanding about corrupting christian virgin girls?

>>724058981
>The juxtaposition and contrast is what makes it hot
jeffersonpilled

>10 year old game that /v/ laments as 'forgettable and gay'
>still gets threads daily

>>724059373
>forgettable story
true
>teen girls experiencing their bisexual awakening through gay sex
also true and based

>>724059373
we like teen girls here sir

>>724059373
ngl i think we all knew telltale games cemented their spot on v with walking dead s1, for the best and worst reasons

then someone came out with the same type of game but teens..yeah

>>724059953
>teens
based
>watching clem grow up into hot teen
also based

>>724031554
why do people simp for her? the story makes it more than clear that she's an irredeemable piece of shit. Victoria at least can get better over the course of the game but you literally have to enter a different universe to make her sufferable

>>724021423
Like tranny cum

How do I get my wife to paint her toenails black?
Only real advice please

I played it for free and still felt ripped-off.

>>724060679
Because she's hot, also she's not completely irredeemable but you have to constantly tard wrangle her to make her see that's she's a grade a bitch and even then at the end you're not entirely sure she means what she said about sacrificing herself. When you use your dad's death as an excuse to be the way you are, 5 years on, there's only so much a person can take.

>>724060679
Nothing in the story suggests she's irredeemable, quite the opposite, she was a meek and polite girl in the universe where her father was still alive, and she had a pretty hard life in the main universe.
She just behaved like a dumb teenager, as most people did in the game.

>>724060679
She has become a fetish object. It doesn't matter how Chloe acts or who she really is as long as she helps facilitates their fetish it doesn't matter to them.

>>724061441
what free game would make you feel contented

>>724061810
If your fetish is lesbian cuckquean sluts then you're quids in with this game.

>>724062274
Ruza

>>724021306 (OP)
>Play Life is Strange.
You don't get to tell me what to do
I do what I want when I want

Kill yourself you son of a bitch

>>724062483
Well i like teen girls just like you do but the rest is just a bonus

>>724021306 (OP)
I just wanna fuck them.

>>724064103
That's what teen girls are for, anon