Thread 724063590

42 days until Prime 4 breaks /v/ collective minds

*cricket*

>>724064990
man this looks fun

>>724063590 (OP)
I'm sorry, but as a big Metroid fan, my hype is majorly dimmed by this >>724064990. It doesn't look good.

>>724066272
idk why you think that, I played all the Metroid games and this looks the best

>>724063590 (OP)
I really hope it’s good
I don’t know how to feel about the halo 3 style of level design though

Over/under on ACfag spamming this thread with CP? Also the bike looks retarded but I still think the game will be good. Probably not great unfortunately.

Give art book. Nintendo's website has a 29 page preview of it by the way.

>>724064990
>think kino in my head
>neo-/v/ hate this

>>724063590 (OP)
>open world botwslop
I loved all the primes and own multiple copies. This one, I'm just going to watch some no commentary run on Youtube for the story, if it's not some woke disaster (fat chance).

I really don't give a shit about Nintendo anymore. Not buying the new console, not buying this.

>>724063590 (OP)
It's coming out on Switch 1, so it's closer to 30 days before pirates play it and break the minds of people waiting for their actual copy to arrive.

I am afraid of metroid threads now, what if he comes back?

>>724068018
what if who comes back?

>>724064990
It was jarring at first but somehow now I get the feeling that the me-TRON cycle will actually be fun.

>>724063590 (OP)
is it available for switch 1? otherwise no buy

I cant even remember the last good switch game i've played. It was just a bunch of ports when Switch 1 released and 2 has just been releasing garbage.

Actually pretty sad the last good console nintendo had was the Wii U and 3DS.

>>724068239
>switch 1
>buy
Just CFW and pirate.

>>724067803
>>724068083
long debunked, stupid shitposter. why are you still forcing this dead meme?

>>724063590 (OP)
You know the guy who founded Retro Studios, Jeff Spangenburg, later went on to make this gem?
banned for containing cp

jews to kiddy porn is like moths to a flame

>>724068626
to be fair, early retro was fucking insane and it’s a miracle they produced an actual good game, let alone anything at all.

>>724068626
Let me guess: some 17 year old chick took her top off?

>>724068801
she was 17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 seconds old YOU SICK FUCK

>>724068801
>>724068902
That's the one.

>>724068018
I have bad news, anon. He’s in every Metroid thread. It’s just a matter of time.

>>724064990
If they actually made good motorcycle gameplay that felt like a fun racing game, I would accept this
But it doesn’t look like that

>>724067251
I know how to feel about it, Halo 3 was an amazing game.

>>724069295
I haven't been on /v/ much the past few years. Nothing like a schizo determined to ruin every thread about a topic.
Over on /tv/ there's the smoking schizo who shits up Mad Men threads by calling everyone a Jewish demon. Kinda entertaining but mostly annoying.

>>724067889
I wont read those leaks, I am going to win this time /v/irgins.

>>724068018
>>724069295
He's minor shit compared to the discord groups and shartyfags shitting up every thread nowadays.

>>724064990
this is what killed my hype
i will wait for the couple of reviewers i trust, and even then, just the review itself, the scores are always inflated for nintendo game

>>724068018
Did something happen that made you guys extra afraid of him or something?

>>724070061
CP spam which he will of course deny, but he’s been caught doing it in Xenoblade and Zelda threads before. It’s not enough for him to have just your bog-standard meltie after the thread shits on him anymore, now he’s liable to try and 404 it.

New information on the game dropped today. New boss fight, more details about the viola bike, details about the game world, and even some Metroid lore.

>>724070341
For real? Jesus christ. Why does this shit have to happen? I just want to talk about Metroid, man.

>>724070341
Zeldafag here. I've never seen that sort of shit in Zelda threads, just Cado ass spam from the Zelinktranny.

>>724070341
>but he’s been caught doing it in Xenoblade and Zelda threads before.
Was there any definitive proof of this?

>>724064990
those spiky towers in the clouds at the end give me skytown/sanctuary fortress vibes, I already know that's going to be the most kino area in the game

>>724071376
If it still exists I don’t know where you’d find it, that shit doesn’t get archived it gets deleted. And I’m not about to save such things, DESU. You just have to be there as it happens. The CP yesterday was posted interspersed with his own usual famitsu whining and the timing of his posts matched up with the cooldown timer. The good news is, you don’t have to pretend to respect him enough to “discuss the series” with him anymore. Just tell him to kill himself for wanting to fuck little girls.

anyway fuck acpedo let’s actually talk about Metroid for fuck’s sake. Do you think the desert is the only open zone? I think the ice area with the wolves looked pretty barren, I’m going to guess it has its own ‘drivable’ area.

>>724072041
My guess is that you'll need to bike to each main area the first time and then it will be optional after that. So most likely three or four larger areas to scoot around in.

>>724072041
>The CP yesterday was posted interspersed with his own usual famitsu whining and the timing of his posts matched up with the cooldown timer
I checked the metroid thread yesterday, and that's a lie. The posts happened within seconds of eachother.

>>724072141
Eh I don’t know why they can’t just be interconnected normally. I don’t hate the bike as a replacement for elevators but I really hope they don’t overdo it.

>>724072185
nah it was definitely him, he samefags in every thread and he made no attempt to hide it

>>724069417
yeah, but it’s not metroid
that was my point

>>724072472
But the cooldown timers don't match. They don't adhere to the 60 second cooldown.

>>724072502
It sure is Metroid, you better believe it.

>>724072602
indeed, halo 4 is the best metroid game

We are just over a month from release, metroidchads. Keep the faith. Nintendo’s marketing has been and always will be retarded, do not allow these doubts to become self-evident truths. Retro always crunches right up to launch, the bike will be polished and when the dust settles you will even love it. The environments will drip with detail and lore, every square inch scannable for secrets. Samus will feel great to control. The combat and puzzles will ramp up until they become properly cerebral experiences. Anons, you’re going home.

Fuck ACpedo, fuck the sharty, and FUCK JANNIES. Hope won.

>>724072850
Why did you lie earlier, though?

>>724072850
BASED

>>724072978
if you havent figured it out yet, /v/ is home to a few discordtroons who defend nintendo insesintly
any criticism in any nintendo thread was instantly targetted with eric or erictranny spamming
it kinda backfired recently so now they are falseflagging cp spam and spamming their new "eric" acpedo

>>724072850
Amen, brother

>>724073471
What a sad, sad existence.

>>724073471
>acpedo
>new
>m-muh NDS
Holy fucking newfag, take your meds. Half your games are shit btw.
>t. card-carrying tendie

>>724064674
I think tendies are desperate for any kind of attentionat this point seeing as how bland and forgettable everything about Switch 2 is.The actual tragedy might be that this game will only be slightly more memorable than Banaza, it’s still a game that consoles from 20 years ago could run no sweat, as in there are better looking games from the 7th gen, that it’s 4K or not means dick, it’s a polished turd at that point. I’m actually looking forward to this game, don’t mind the open world aspect at all, but I’m really annoyingthat the tendie cult levels have gotten so outof control with this console where nothing about these games can be critized.

>>724072185
>>724072520
>>724072978
>>724073471
>>724073607
you are not fooling anyone

>>724073842
Do people really still console war in 2025? Dumb question I know but come on.

>>724074031
You should see the famitsu threads. It's unfortunate because such a mindset does ruin Metroid threads. Look at the OP, he blatantly started out with the intent to console war.

Sad. I am kinda hoping Metroid Prime 4 is good, but the fandom makes it difficult to talk about it.

>>724074031
Who’s console warring? It’s precisely my point that these games should be evaluated by what they do and not whether it’s an exclusive for someone’s favorite console.

>>724073842
Tendies don’t give a fuck about Metroid, thoughbeit. To that end I don’t think you can really call the average metroidfag a tendie, either. They don’t share the same mindset, and metroidfags are actually willing to hold their own series to a higher standard. Pokefags for example would never, EVER boycott one of their shittt games the way Metroidfags boycotted Federation Force to death. They actually expect a general baseline of quality from these games, the average tendie is a slop consoomer who equates brand with their identity. That isn’t to say the Metroidfag isn’t crippling autistic, but in a more respectable way I think.

So to that end I don’t think a lot of the recent criticism of Beyond is the “Nintendo derangement syndrome” bogeyman tendies are so fond of, but more the growing hysteria that this long-awaited game might actually be mid as fuck.

>>724074114
stfu pedophile

>>724064990
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/8G3gQU9B_T2WZwTTfIqzSA/
it's 27 now. for how many years do you intend on posting this in every metroid thread?

>>724072850
based hopeposter is the light in the darkness that is the daily metroid thread meltie

>>724074396
>metroidfags are actually willing to hold their own series to a higher standard.

>>724074031
People still console war for long dead consoles older than the internet itself.

>>724074572
Grim

>>724070764
you're forgetting that other schizo in zelda threads

>>724074561
stfu pedophile

>>724074396
Idk anon, I get what you’re saying but as a semi-noteworthy upcoming release these threads definitely attract the usual suspects moreso than usual. Dread had no shortage of tortanic trannies desperately trying to meme a flop into reality. Hopefully Beyond also beats the odds and is a good enough game to blow them the fuck out.

>>724075276
>doesn't actually care about the game's quality
>just wants it to be popular so it can be used in console wars

>>724075496
Wanting shartfaggots blown the fuck out because a game is actually good isn’t the same as console warring you illiterate gorilla retard. Holy fucking shit, don’t post again.

>>724075723
You started out the thread talking about how you want the game to BTFO everyone you hate, instead of actually being constructive.

>>724075824
If it BTFO’s everyone I hate, then it’s automatically a good game.

>>724074660
Who?

>>724063590 (OP)
Why does she have a bike wouldnt it make more sense for her to just roll around as morph ball?

>>724075991
this

This game will kill the series for another 1.5 decades LOL

>>724075991
By that logic, shouldn't you hate Dread because I consider it a good game? It's not perfect, but after federation force it was a welcome change of pace? I just don't like the parries.

>>724076152
Maybe it's faster and can launch further and she doesn't want to get sand clogged up in her suit/vagina

>if you don't like banana milkshakes that means you're mindbroken by banana milkshakes and think of banana milkshakes 24/7
/v/

>>724076198
fuck off pedo

>>724063590 (OP)
Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.

Watch out, the resident schizo will starting spamming cunny again soon. Mods will do nothing, of course, because he’s their pet.

>>724075723
That response you got should have been a lesson to you

>>724076264
>food analogy
vee

>>724076441
What, that threadshitters will talk you in circles if you let them? Nah, fuck em.

>>724076535
you don't like food analogies?
mindbroken by food analogies
obsessed
food analogies live rent free in your head

If it is decent-good I will be very [pleasantly] surprised

>>724076264
It's the mindset of a console warrior, sadly. Look at this >>724076272
>>724076392
>>724076550

No metroid discussion in sight.

Sex with balls

>>724067507
you have bad taste in vidya
you should have posted an anime girl so that I knew to ignore your post

>>724076714
Only good post in this shit thread

>>724076262
Shes got a space ship she cam travel further with that no need to jump places when she can just fly. The more I think it the more the bike makes no sense

>>724076590
correct, banana milkshake schizo

>>724076714
Shes asking for it

>>724076828
oh
yeah i posted this last time as well
i'll think of a different food item next
perhaps i will be salt and vinegar crisps schizo

>>724076662
fuck off acpedo, disgusting fucking faggot subhuman. no one wants to discuss shit with a pedophile. kill yourself

>>724076550
Congrats on contributing to the thread turning to shit
>>724076792
ESL-kun, it’s incredibly easy for then to write a scenario that prevents her from accessing her ship. What do you think is happening at the end of the federation base sequence, stupid?

>>724076792
Ground vehicle for traversal isn’t a bad idea in most cases and I don’t think the gunship would be better, how do you fill the skybox with interesting content that still feels like Metroid? If you can just fly everywhere immediately you pretty much have to make the rest of the map underground, and the series has done that to death. I don’t think the bike is solving the traversal problem the right way either tho, I’d have rather finally got a first-person speedbooster DESU

>>724076992
nintendo threads are always shit anyway because everyone goes ballistic the moment anyone says anything even slightly bad about them

>>724076903
You can stop concern trolling now.

>>724077220
you can kill yourself first

>>724077148
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

>>724077148
>AIEEE, people disagree with me!
Oh no! Your life sounds so hard, you should kill yourself post haste!

>local nonce visits bad thread
>bad thread gets worse
Honestly I just want this fucking game to come out already so I can quit trying to find people to talk about it on /v/.

>>724077438
nigger if you say sony is shit then everyone laughs and agrees because everything they put out bombs one after another because no one wants call of duty 73 or barely functional AAA slop priced at $80
that and they're still latching onto horizon zero dawn like how boomers latch onto minions
say nintendo is anything less than perfect and suddenly you're the ringleader of some anti-nintendo discord raiding group (who probably wears a fedora)

>>724077504
You kinda brought it on yourself because all you care about is console warring. I wanted to discuss metroid, but you guys had to turn it into an e-peen waving contest. Learn from this.

>>724077567
It’s simple, anon; Nintendo is a cult for the gaming equivalent of Disney adults, the kind of ‘men’ who were groomed by Pokemania into becoming lifelong brand sycophants. Brand is their very social identity, criticism of brand is criticism of the self. It’s our board’s very own id/pol/ faggotry. It makes discussing Nintendo in any light, positive or negative, completely impossible without hurting some cunt’s feelings.

>>724077748
You’re a fucking pedophile. Fuck off, nigger.

>>724077567
Yes, more people agree that bad movies make for bad games than good games are actually bad games. Galling observations you’re making

>>724077842
I assume you also condemn the pokemon threads and donkey kong threads, that also sexualize underage characters?

>>724077950
>b-but what about-
pedo shit is pedo shit but none of that is as bad as the very literal real cunny you spammed yesterday, kill yourself subhuman.

>>724078029
So why did you never condemn them when your side did it? And yet when you mistakenly assume that others do it, you're quick to grab the pitch forks?

gonna be honest, I don’t really know or care if acfag actually posted the cheese pizza, seeing anons shit on him for it and refuse to humor him further is very funny and I hope it goes on for a while. habitual threadshitters deserve the worst

>>724064990
I want to like it but this just looks fucking lame. At least all of the real gameplay looks great. It will be a solid Metroid Prime with an intrusive gimmick, like Corruption’s Hypermode.

>>724078273
We all saw him do it, and we all saw him refuse to disavow himself of it. It’s not enough for this insufferable faggot sealion to desperately, constantly make each thread about himself, he has to then shit it up with his nauseating child porn when it doesn’t go his way. I pray to god every day he eventually will be doxxed and killed.

>MP4 finally gets crumbs of new marketing and material
>acfag has to barge in and ruin all discussion about the game with inane console warrior tier tripe.
I fucking hate this, I fucking hate this so much.

I genuinely thought ACfag killed himself for a while there, I haven’t seen him since the happening in April.

Imagine my disappointment

>>724078273
His responses last thread while it was being posted made it pretty clear that it was either him or that he was willing to downplay it in a way that made him look guilty about it.

>>724078756
Since Switch 2 isnt hacked or has an emulator he cant pretend to play the games he is supposedly "critiquing" so he had to lay low and find a new angle to be insufferable at.

The plant boss in the ad looks really cool. Nice design and animation

>>724079128
I didn’t like it that much in the original trailer but the recent footage is cool. It looks like it gets bigger throughout the fight.

>>724078273

I don't think he did it. He's been shitting up threads for like a decade and suddenly spamming CP seems out of character. He's a schizo retard, but not that kind of schizo retard.

>>724063590 (OP)
>nintendo switch 2 edition
I don't play phone games

>>724076152
the bike is a new staple in a new trilogy of games, cope.

>>724072850
Based

>>724064990
Looks like shit.

>>724078707
Shouldn't have opened up the thread with a console war one liner.

>haha this game is gonna mindbreak the snoys! haha!
What kinda discussion did you expect?

You gonna play 1080p@120fps or 4k@60fps?

>>724063590 (OP)
>>724079567
>no mention of ‘snot’
but plenty of mentions of you being a disgusting child raping pest, interesting

>>724063590 (OP)
metroid used to have really badass hand drawn covers.
i miss them.

>>724078897
I guess.

I was just glad to not have to see his bullshit for a while. The fact that I have to deal with him constantly as a Xenoblade, Metroid, and Splatoon fan makes using this board borderline unusable at times.

Didn’t think it was possible to hold this much vitriol for someone I know fuck all about.

>>724079673
You don't believe that. It's just a shitposting angle you use.

>Metroid thread
>look inside
>most of the thread isn't actually about Metroid, it's schizos and people talking about schizos

>>724079448
>implying she won’t simply lose it at the end of beyond
Okay, but if they lean into Samus being a street-racing Biker Chick who has known how to ride a motorcycle this entire time I don’t think I would hate it.

>>724079786
yep
poopdickschizo worked out that pissbuttfag was actually LARP'ing as penisfartanon and everything went downhill from there

>>724079701
Samus’s pose looks so stupid. It looks like she’s running away and tripped

>>724079746
>proven wrong about the OP
>lamely deflects to whining about being called a pedophile
This was actually all a clever ploy to get you to fall into my trap. Now that you admitted to being wrong about the FUCKING METROID THREAD secretly being ‘snoy bait’ what will you do to shit up the thread next you stupid fucking cunny cuck?

>>724080121
>proven wrong about the OP
What was OP's intention in making this thread? If I may ask? If it was to discuss the game, why would he talk about wanting to mindbreak people he hates?

>>724079842
A tale as old as time

>>724079786
might come as a shock but most anons do not in fact want the local schizo shitting up the thread with cp

>>724079842
I fucking hate that copypasta because there's leagues of evidence these schizos exist and actively ruin threads and now people just use that copypasta to either pretend the real problem is calling these people out or pretending they don't exist.

>>724080272
if you respond to that with console warring, that sounds like you're just making it worse.

>>724080226
>cannot prove the line “42 days until Prime 4 breaks /v/ collective minds” is about consolewarring
>doubles down anyway
I think being outed as a diddler has broken you. Good. I like you better like this.

>>724063590 (OP)
Is it me or do people not give a shit?

>>724080392
You're still not answering the question.

>>724080356
It’s never going to get better, might as well make light of it.

>>724080487
>can’t defend talking point
>n-no the burden of proof is on you actually
lol fuck off pedo

>>724080602
You would not say such a statement unless you had the intent to console war. And which group do you regularly war with?

>>724080454
It win’t be heavily advertised until Air Riders releases. It’ll start getting more attention then. And online discussion only becomes less and less indicative of reality these days

There is no hype. Can Nintendo rekindle it in a month?

>>724081729
>muh hype
I swear I hear this shit about literally every single game

>>724063590 (OP)
>>724064990
Whether it's good or bad, I'm pirating this shit, but I don't have very high hopes.

All for the shitch 2? TAKE MY MONEY NINTENDO

>>724064990
SHE KILLED DILLON FROM DILLON'S ROLLING WESTERN ONLY FOR THE NINTENDO 3DS FAMILY OF SYSTEMS!

>>724085323
Deep cut

>>724079838
The bike is here to stay it's so obviously going to be a new recurring ability.