Thread 724086987

>the switch will flop
>it doesn't
>the switch 2 will flop
>it doesn't
>the pokemon game will flop
>it doesn't
>this new pokemon game will flop
>it doesn't
>kirby air ride will flop

Do /v/tards and jewtubers even feel shame at this point or do they get off on looking stupid as fuck. I feel like every jewtubers is just grifting autistic retards with a room temp iq simply for the ad revenue at this point. mutahar perfectly example's this by calling his own fanbase dumbasses who believe anything he says and the fact that he bought a switch 2 day one despite years of shit talking nintendo

>>724086987 (OP)
They drank too much contrarianism kool aid. /v/ is perpetually retarded and wants things to flop. Youtubers are also chronically retarded and make shitty video essays ragebait.

>>724086987 (OP)
/v/ is always wrong

>>724086987 (OP)
So where the porn

>people will know better than paying for overpriced low quality hardware and games
>they don't

>>724086987 (OP)
It didn't flop, but it fucking should. I don't give a fucking shit about being right, the success of the Switch 2 just proves that Nintendo fans are disgusting goycattle who will pay any price for their brand.

>>724086987 (OP)
I don't remember anyone ever claiming any of these? People hate what pokemon has become but nobody ever claims it won't make millions.
I simply haven't seen a single negative thing said about Air Riders.

>>724086987 (OP)
She looks like she has pierced nipples

>>724086987 (OP)
she looks like an anal first timer

>>724086987 (OP)
>Do /v/tards and jewtubers even feel shame at this point
no obviously not

there's zero accountability for these retards, they can be wrong all the time but since no one rubs their faces in their own shit they're free to continue spewing total nonsense

>>724086987 (OP)
so tierno will be namedropped in the dlc, right?

>>724086987 (OP)
People keep expecting the masses to act rationally, negatively to negative stimuli, positively to positive stimuli ect. But people forget that the masses aren't really people like us, they are fully domesticated p-zombie consumers trained only to consume unquestionably and unthinkingly. Which sucks because that means Nintendo can essentially do whatever it wants forever because it's categorically impossible for the money hose to turn off. If it wanted to drone strike an orphanage it could without consequences.

>>724088573
so was Wolfe today

>>724086987 (OP)
Kirby doesn't have cultists but good fans, so yeah, Kirby could flop but i hope it doesn't.

>nintendo is being held up entirely on the backs of bugs, children, and ipad parents
You think this is some sort of own, but it's really not. I don't think about Kiketendo at all. I grew up. Just like I no longer watch cartoon network, nickelodeon, or the disney channel. That shit is retarded and for kids. So yes, the new Pokemon was shit, and the switch was shit, because it's meant for children. All children's media is shit. Hope this helps OP

>>724086987 (OP)
ZA sold less than LA. Its a huge flop

>I don't think about Kiketendo at all
lmao

No Serena. No buy.

>>724089101
you seem like someone who doesn't think about them at all lel

>>724088874
QRD?

>thing I don't like flops: SEE I TOLD YOU
>thing I don't like doesn't flop: PEOPLE WILL BUY ANYTHING
there, you never have to come back to /v/

>>724086987 (OP)
This. When will /v/ learn that tendies have no standards and will slurp down whatever Nintendo sharts in front of them, and then ask for seconds with a beaming smile? It's been the norm for decades at this point: decades!

>>724086987 (OP)
We underestimate how retarded nintendo's fanbase is. We assumed there would be some limit to how low tendie toddlers can go, but there seemingly isn't. You all love eating trash slop too much.

>>724089483
see >>>/vp/58486582

>>724089184
>>724089318
>literally the topic of the thread
>hurrdurr U r tHiNKin ThOuGHbeIt!?!
Hard to ignore a company that is extremely litigious and actively working to ruin video games with haha funny patents and frivolous lawsuits. But I have not owned a nintendo console since the Wii and I never plan to play a Nintendo game as they are all made for children and unlike you underageb& and autistic manchild neets I no longer consume children's products. But pop off retards.

>>724087209
If you don't want that travesty of a pokemon game to flop then you're the problem.

Nintendo always win, never will be dethroned

>>724089923
>Hard to ignore a company
it's in fact not hard at all if you're not a brown subhuman sissy clitty having bitch like (You)

>>724089923
if that was true then they would sue every youtuber for affecting their profits from their call to arms against them but they dont. or that could mean that jewtubers and /v/ have so little pull in the real world that it doesnt matter

>>724086987 (OP)
snoyggers and grifters are shameless. Don't expect normal behavior from these retards.

>>724090091
>cuts off the entire second half of the sentence that explains why it's hard to ignore the company
I see reading is still a little hard for Ranjeet

>>724090236
I cut it off because it's the usual unhinged third world drivel about nintendo "ruining the industry" because of them suing niggerworld, you are a genetic debris and should have been aborted, good luck for the rest

>>724086987 (OP)
What is that expression trying to convey?

>>724090426
Filing patents for video game mechanics is evil no matter which company does it, you fucking retard. Just like Namco patenting loading screen minigames and Warner Bro's patent on the nemesis system. It's evil, it's scummy, it destroys innovating on good ideas, and it's a horrid practice.
Just because your favorite cutesy wutesy famiry friendury Pokemon company does it doesn't make it right; and the fact that you are defending billion dollar corpo and copyright law of all things makes you a massive faggot.
Kill yourself

>>724090845
the fact that you guys cry about gamefreak yet suck gabe's dick is hilarious

>>724090916
Projection is off the charts with this one

>>724089483
Wolfe lost (Worlds 2025) and got raped

>>724086987 (OP)
Funny how when other non nintendo games sell you get
>This thread belongs to /vg/

>>724086987 (OP)
>implying anyone believed this
You're ragebating. Nintendo is too big to fail at this point, barring a colossal fuck up. Z-A is shit, but it's marginally better than SV (for the most part). That's enough for normies. Kirby Air Riders will be Soccer Guy slop, but I genuinely think it'll be a better game than Smash Ult. Deserves to sell more than Mario Kart or Pokemon did (it won't).

>>724092602
>Scarlet and Violet had a 20 million budget
>Legends Z-A has a 13 million budget
>Only needs 200,000 to break even
Its over pokehaterbros...

>>724086987 (OP)
>Game is shit
>Nintendopes ate it up anyway
Pretty sure people have been saying this since the switch.
You are dullards who will buy literally anything.

40% decrease in sales since Legends Arceus, btw. Even your dumb cultist tendies aren't falling for it anymore.

>>724092767
There should be laws against this. If your IP makes so much money and you charge AAA pricing + multiple DLCs + paid tertiary software then you should be forced to put more effort and money into your product. At this point TPC/Gamefreak/Nintendo are infringing on consumer rights.

>>724092767
>Pokeshitniggers even admit that Nintendo is short-changing the series because they are aware their fanbase will eat it up anyway.
13 million for the textured box game is still too high of a budget.

>>724092930
>another seething reply.
don´t you have CP to spam all over the board?

>>724093032
Nah people should be allowed to put the effort in that they want, it's up to consoomers to grow a brain at some point.

What they shouldn't be allowed to do is immediately sue their competition with patents they made after their competition created their product. Or patent a game mechanic and then never use it in their product. Both of these have legislation for patent nullification if they do it, btw.

>>724092930
and yet phil is cratering xbox with price hikes and terrible games and snoy is too busy funding games like marathon and destiny lmao

>>724093091
I don't have a hard drive of 10 year olds like pokechuds do.

>>724093179
who the fuck mentioned Phil? Pokepedos can't even go two replies without invoking another industry boogeyman because even they know their company's actions are indefensible.

>>724093035
>i ran across the city and a texture didn't load within a millisecond of me seeing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
>WHY ARE YOU BUYING THE SLOP?!!?!?!?!?!?!
>IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!

>>724092930
Pokefags are on another level, don't group them with Nintendofags in general.

>>724093264
i did. because the slimy little cock sucker wanted to hostile take over the very company you call a slop factory. so nintendo is such a nasty little shit turd that phil wanted to eat it all up to make pokemon games for him and you too lmao

>>724089483
he got groped 5 times by randoms at tournaments this year, so he's withdrawing from the pokémon VGC tournaments

>>724090845
>It's evil, it's scummy, it destroys innovating on good ideas, and it's a horrid practice.
Only if you're stupid to believe in the first place that patents act exactly like copyrights, which is what you're doing right now.
Game mechanic patents are so very specific you'd need to be literally some kind of chinese bootleg in order to trigger all the +20 claims that describe how the mechanic is integrated into the game, from A to Z. In fact, you just need to be a little creative to avoid the problem in the first place, unless you call yourself the CEO of Pocketpair who was a moron publicly gloating about literally copying things left and right.

>>724086987 (OP)
What is this face meant to convey? The moment before instant loss 2koma?

>>724086987 (OP)
Rude brat

>>724086987 (OP)
diaper girl

>>724086987 (OP)
she looks like she's smiling at her boyfriend while I grope her ass and cum drips down her inner thigh

anal coded

>>724094859
>>724094050
>>724093745
All true

>>724090017
>that travesty of a pokemon game
It's not a bad game though

how did Nintendo win the console wars by doing literally nothing

>>724092930
>40% decrease in sales since Legends Arceus
Retard is quoting the UK physical stats. He doesn’t know lmao

>>724093032
Valve literally does nothing but rakes in billions. I don't get why anyone complains about this shit when they're getting games

pokehaters....shame based tactics only work if you're not getting your teeth knocked out constantly by the thing youre calling a slop factory

>>724097668
>saars activate the slop, Heil Satya!

as I don't have stock in Nintendo(mid performing asset comparatively) I really do not give a fuck what retards spend their money on honestly, this Pokemon game looks like absolutely dogshit and so does basically every Nintendo game released after the Wii