Thread 724142385

what games does he play?

>>724142385 (OP)
none
he has a giant backlog and says that there is no games to play

Dwarf Fortress

I don't play 40k but assume he would act like a drill sergeant or something that sees video games as a trifling distraction from shooting a gun at the enemy, their society doesn't seem to have much capacity for art or entertainment compared to waging war

>>724143778
Ironically, that specific character canonically plays RTS games as a way of practicing irl war strategy. So he's actually the ONLY character who canonically plays video-games. That's probably why OP asked

>>724142385 (OP)
Factorio
Peter Turbo is the posterboy for Factorio players.

>>724142385 (OP)
RTS, Mapslop, Factorio, Baba is You, Bloons, perhaps that one game where you dig holes as a way to vent.

>>724143953
in that case is it not already clear to OP exactly what kinds of games he plays? that makes even less sense

>>724142385 (OP)
something autistic?

>>724142385 (OP)
>Perturabo
factorio

>>724142931
He'd literally become a follower of Khorne from sperging over every flaw in that game.

Kokoro Clover

>>724142385 (OP)
>>724148245
Hearts of Iron

The Iron Warriors probably play a lot of phone games like Candy Crush during all the long sieges and the standing around in the rain for hours.

>>724142385 (OP)
This nigga got to turn his whole body just to look at you

>>724142879
and complains in the forums and call others shills

>>724148914
kek like keaten batman

>>724148726
maybe they play pacman or space invaders, the highest score gets to decide the trench's name

>>724142879
peter turbo would not post, he would just read the posts and quietly seethe at people's opinions

Dying because they're Iron Losers

>>724149825
your primarch sent you to die in a trap

>>724142385 (OP)
He plays Warhammer 40k in his HH book.

>>724142385 (OP)
Factorio
Shadow Empire
Steel Division series

>>724150971
t.get decimated because of some arbitrary quota

Who will return next and why is it Vulkan?

is this the factorio thread?

Erebus did nothing wrong

>>724155073
The only thing he did right was get rid of space Karen after she fucked the entire lore

>>724142385 (OP)
Bloons TD6

>>724151814
the funny thing is vulkan is 100% out there and could go back to the imperium anytime. he just doesn't want to. he had to come back another time before, back when the beast almost eradicated humanity. he wasn't much happy about it. it is clear that vulkan wants to be dissociated from the rotting carcass of humanity, and would come back only if the entire species is again verging on the brink of extinction.

>>724151814
11th is said to be the Orc edition. Get ready for War of the Beast.... 2!!!

>>724156321
If not of Humanity as a whole, surely he would like to meet some of the other returning primarchs, right? Unless something happened during the scouring

>>724157080
I mean, they could at least do it right and have it be a true fucking shitstorm, give me bigger, meaner, badder Squigs that are almost stompa sized, give me some real fucking dakka focused playstyles (orkz in the TTG focus too much on melee desu), give me actual Ork tactics in the story and not just ''Big bad ork moon pops up and battle's already over unless its terra'' slog, Orkz should be krumping, not just instawinning, that's boring.

>>724156321
the books didn't do him justice, he's such a cunt to his sons never interacting with them when he returns. Just like a black dad

>>724157247
The Khan is stuck in the Webway while Corax is fucking heretics up in the Eye of Terror, which leaves Russ who also decided to fuck off until humanity's last hour, and Dorn who might not have been KIA

>>724142385 (OP)
Company of Heroes
All 3 games at once
Controlling 4 players in each
All against 4 expert bots
He also has EU2 running in the background to unwind during load times

what if eldars collectively chopped their ears off to human size so they could pass as humans

>>724159772
Even then, eldar aren't just "human but pointy ear"
They're described as unnerving to look at, with weird proportions and moving in a way that's just "wrong"

>>724148054
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQHjhBq7cwE

>>724159846
>They're described as unnerving to look at
Just smear some grease and come off as an abhuman, like a skinny ogryn
>weird proportions
Reverse Yoga time, make them ruin their posture
>and moving in a way that's just wrong
Force them to walk rather than hover

The more the lore progresses the less sense it makes for the Imperium of the Children of Asuryan to fight, and justifying the status quo becomes more and more absurd

>>724160414
Eldar should just accept to be submissive and get enslaved and turned into imperial sex slaves and bring back 1stED Half eldar marines. A better fate than getting outright killed and sent to get gaped, aped and raped by slaanesh

>>724142879
fpbp

How come there's no wh40k game that lets me play as a dreadnought.
No, not play with dreadnoughts, i want to pilot a big fuck you fridge of war and shoot shit.

>>724160808
First Space Marine multiplayer had a mode for that.

>>724161162
Yeah but i want a whole campaign where i play as a Dreadnought and rampage through xenos (primarily Orkz because those are the only fun angatonists left in 40k)

>>724161318
Surely in 2030 there will be a DLC mini-campaign for Space Marine 3 that lets Dreadnaught Titus do that.

>>724142385 (OP)
You know those 'world of creeper' games?
The ones with the purple goo that slowly encroaches on laser towers?
That.

>>724162762
Based, also it's just Creeper World

>>724151352
It actually is quite disturbing Ultramarines and Word Bearers are mirrors. You'd think zealotry would pan out better in 40k, but it ends up biting the Word Bearers in the ass while the Excel made thrives. Reminder Lorgar was right and still seethes about it to this day simply because he ended up being on the opposite side.

He would have left a massively autistic review and boycotted Factorio after quality was introduced even though you can completely ignore it

>>724142385 (OP)
Whatever it is he has thousands of hours in it, but won't shut up about his endless backlog. Then he goes back to playing that one game again.

>>724160414
>the less sense it makes for the Imperium of the Children of Asuryan to fight
A. They're xenos
B. They collaborate with their evil cousins all the time
C. They're xenos
D. They have a consistent track record of stabbing humanity in the back
E. They're xenos

>>724162989
>orthodox wb
fuck that's a good aesthetic

>>724160414
WHO HIRED THE ELDAR STRIPPER?

>>724162535
>Demi-Primarch Titus

>>724148683
/thread

>>724142385 (OP)
This is what I see