Thread 724145887

what were they thinking?

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>>724145887 (OP)
Basically the hobby got taken over by theatre kids

>>724145887 (OP)
The message

>it would be cool to include people in a wheelchair in the game
Probably something like that

>>724145887 (OP)
Triggering you and keeping a spot in your head for years.

>>724146031
How the fuck is that cool?

ayo this nigga be climbin

>they
He.
it's one guy making unofficial statblocks and publishing them on social media.

>>724145887 (OP)
>lunge with a rapier
>the lunge + the reach of the rapier makes the point of the blade pierce through the cripple before he can even attempt to move his retarded chair
>all while keeping me far enough that it is literally impossible for him to counterattack
And if he tries doing some gay magic tricks, I am a fantasy creature too in that setting and I can kill his cripple ass even faster with my own gay magic tricks.

>>724146051
If you were in a wheelchair don’t you think it would be cool to feel seen?

>>724146042
it occupy the same spot in my head as picrel
pls remove it, I can't stop laughing randomly in public

>>724146078
>combat wheelchair comes with innate hover
>climb anyway
why are they intentionally making things more difficult for themselves?

>>724145887 (OP)
>Be cripple IRL
>also want to be cripple in fiction
>Be nigger IRL
>also want to be nigger in fiction
I will never understand them, honestly.

>>724146220
seen walking, yes

>>724146220
Not really.

>>724146376
It’s not about minorities wanting to be minorities in game it’s about the option being there, for them to see they are a part of it too

>>724146520
they shouldn't be. They should be excluded

>>724145887 (OP)
The only reason I would play a character like this in D&D would be if I could play a psionicist and be fantasy Professor Xavier.

>>724146645
Well, if that’s your opinion, make your own game

>>724146051
Professor X is cool kinda i think

>>724145887 (OP)
Uhhhh inclusivity. The opposite of accessibility. This is how we show that we care without actually doing anything.

My Dungeons are expressly NOT Wheelchair Accessible.

>>724146220
>>724146520
If I was wheelchair bound my fantasies would be about being an agile rogue who could do cool shit like running on walls, vaulting and other such things that requires functioning legs. I would sure as hell not want to play a fantasy game of swords and sorcery while still being reminded that I'm a cripple.

>>724146220
I am in a wheelchair. Why would I ever want to play as a character in a wheelchair? Every character I play as can walk. If I had the choice between giving a character wings or a wheelchair you could repeat that choice 5 million times and every single time I would choose wings.

>>724146220
Why would you want to be 'seen' for that in particular?

>>724147509
You’re not in a wheelchair though

>>724146220
What the fuck? NO.
If you're in a cripple chair the only reasonable wish is to want to NOT be seen and have people disregard you as if you were normal, instead of making a scene out of your fucked up legs and spine. You're handicapped, not a fucking pop star. There's no reason to "see you" and you should neither want nor need visibility.

>>724146051
Wheelchair bound warforged looks cool

>>724145887 (OP)
Hes going to fall out of his chair trying to stab people. If I wanted to have a cripple in my D&D I'd at least make him some sort of artificier or wizard

How come magic wheelchair races aren't a thing? That could be cool. Wizards and shit in wheelchairs racing around using spells and enchantments and shit. Only rule is you can't use your legs.
*uses spell of paralysis on legs* Very Wizardly.

>>724146078
is that a noblin?

>>724146220
Yeah, SEEN IN SCENARIOS WHERE IT'D MAKE SENSE.

ARE there even any video games with a character creator that lets you make someone in a wheelchair?

Because obviously for something like an RPG, that would mean a shitload of extra animation work, every place and circumstance that was designed for players that can jump, climb and swim would raise questions of how you translate that, and you'd probably still end up with loads of places left over with jank interactions that would get people laughing at them on Twitter

And ultimately for a meme gimmick that barely anyone is actually going to use more than briefly for a joke. Same reason you'll never see a Sims game let you make a heel-chair bound Sim, shitloads of extra work, dramatic complications for normal functions and all for a DEI meme