Thread 724183989

Did you buy the Gardevoir plush, anon?

Wrong board >>>/vp/

>>724183989 (OP)
yea

>>724184150
Still vidya

>>724183989 (OP)
why would i? i want to fuck gardevoir, not a plushie.

It's back in stock
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-10419-101/gardevoir-poke-plush-63-in

>life sized gardevoir plush
What about the Vaporeon one?

>>724183989 (OP)
call me when they make a life size scolipede

>>724184253
Wait this thing has legs?

Seems pretty shoddy

>>724184876
uh, yeah? the rse sprite wasn't clear but it had legs in colosseum bro

>>724184876
AND A VAGINA TOO

>>724184257
no a plush is not a video game

only women, faggots, and soiboys buy plush dolls

>>724185069
the legs weren't visible in any sprite until the 3D games
even the official art doesn't have them when it really should

>>724185104
cry about it wannabe janny

>>724183989 (OP)
No but I kinda wish I did.

>>724183989 (OP)
No but I do have a pusheen and the extra large gamer shark

>>724184150
fpbp

>>724187771
it really wasn't, samefriend

Gonna hollow it out at the bottom and install a fleshlight

Weren't there a bunch of images of this thing wearing stockings at one point?

>>724188472
Yeah.

>>724188590
we can go lewder

>>724187505
Kys tourist

>>724189062
No u

>>724183989 (OP)
>>724184253
>>724187564
>>724188506
>>724188681
>>724189242
Man imagine if this was a robot.

>>724183989 (OP)
nah, waiting for the lopunny one

I'm waiting for the Lopunny one. It'll be a lotta fun dressing her up in cute outfits.

>>724183989 (OP)
Nah, I got a different mon.

SEX

Yep. Here's my anthropomorphic wife, my dead dog, my son Raymond, and Grok

>>724190650
Wow, except for the bread I don't recognize, I'd have thought I posted that. We've got the same interests Anon, pretty based.

>>724183989 (OP)
No because Pokemon Center doesn't ship to my country and I'm too lazy to use some parcel forwarding service.

>>724190650
I hate Neuro

>>724190650
How often to do you fuck your wife?

>>724189242
>on the internet, no one knows you're a gardevoir.

>>724189242
If it came in its Shiny color pallet, I would. I always felt like blue suits her a lot better.

>>724191363
Yeah I don't blame you for not knowing it, the bread was Sana's (hololive) mascot.
>>724191489
She was much funnier as an antisemitic chud I agree
>>724191610
We consummated the marriage on the first night of course.

>>724183989 (OP)
wake me up when its made of body realistic silicone thats also warm and produces its own moisture, put a robot in it that can have meaningful conversations with me if i want it to or just say 'sha' while i have sex with it

>>724184253
does nothing for me, looks like soulless shit

>>724184563
>environmental story telling

>>724183989 (OP)
These plushies look so bad i can't lie, genuinely looks like you found the bloated corpse of a gradevoir floating on a river and decided to taxidermize it.

>>724184563
Glaceon is cuter.

>>724184563
>DID YOU KNOW

>>724183989 (OP)
Nope.

>>724192843
now post the underneath shots

get in

Money well spent

>>724193631
Dust your fucking lego sets god damn dude.

Mini Garde

>>724193854
Why is she smol?

>>724194019
Shrunk in the wash. This is why you need to handwash your Garde together in the bath.

>>724193631
>he has a gun and bunch of useless toys!
I'm sorry about your tiny penis, you butt hurt silly boy!

Also, that hat is painfully unfunny!

>>724194276
sounds more like a school schooter to me but both can be true

The gardevoir short was lame and gay

>>724194380
It was based and heterosexual.

>>724194173
Well that's just delightfully adorable.

>>724194173
did you make the little clothes yourself?

>>724183989 (OP)
pokephile

>>724194173
so delightfully smol

>>724194721
I stole these images from twitter.
https://x.com/alcremie_Ruby

>>724190014
is this the 1k etsy one or the cheaper chinese one?

>>724194801
source?

>>724194276
nta but get out

what

>>724195073
It's Chinese one, though it's surprisingly nice to hold and doesn't feel cheap. The likeness is really good too.

>>724195683
very nice, i was wondering about how good it was since i've always been interested on getting it but wasn't sure about the quality

>>724183989 (OP)
Did they make a lopunny one yet?

>>724189885
>>724189975
>>724196964
tpc, take note. it's what the people want.

>>724184426
didn't know these were that expensive, I guess it makes sense considering the size

>>724183989 (OP)
No I got something better
derpibooru org/images/2295318

>>724187564
$1200 for picrel, it's as tall as you from hoof to hoof. 100% worth it
derpibooru org/images/2729496

>>724197502
>$450
>expensive
lmao. That is cheap as fuck. After owning it for a week you will not regret a single dollar.

>>724183989 (OP)
Hrmm, nyo.
>>724194173
Cute.
>>724190014
>>724195683
Based, bless the chinks.

>>724197761
I don't own any plushies, I have no clue about the standard pricing for this stuff, reading this thread talking about 1k+ does put things in perspective though

>After owning it for a week you will not regret a single dollar
would it be fine to sleep with it or would that ruin it over time somehow

>>724195204
https://exhentai.org/g/1247569/f3bf7dead5/

I'm shocked I was able to find it again, had to go off blind luck seeing what was tagged 'gardevoir'

>>724197956
The official pokemon plushes are absurdly cheap for their quality and size. 2-3x that would be standard and getting it custom from someone independent would double it an additional time.

The main issues with using one to sleep with are that it has an internal frame that you might break if you move in your sleep, and the fabric will absorb sweat/dead skin/etc. over time. It'll get dark and musty, and there's no good way to clean them. As an occasional thing so long as you're careful or if you're okay with the wear-and-tear it'd be fine, but I wouldn't make a habit of it.

everything is out of stock and I'm not buying from scalpers

>>724197956
~$500 for the gardevoir plushie which is probably made in a factory is about right, considering fully custom ones are about $1200-2000, though I wouldn't spend more than $1500 on one unless it was super custom or rushed manufacturing (I had to wait 6 months for mine to arrive after payment.)
>will you damage it in your sleep?
What's the point if you don't sleep with it? Mine is very well made and none of the stitching has been damaged after 6+ months of use.
The main thing is keeping it clean. It's so big you have to clean it like car seats instead of using a washing machine. Use dish soap in water, scrub with a soft sponge, suck out with a shop vac, wet with clean water, and suck with the vac again.

>>724197502
>The gardevoir plushy is almost as expensive as the full body 9kg vaporeon onahole

>>724199189
Link?
The ona hole's cost is mostly in material. Silicone isn't cheap. The plushie's cost is in labor.

>>724193631
purchase link for the hat please

>>724199409
I don't have a link but Spirit Demon are the people that make it
a quick google search gives me https://furryparty.shop/product/eeveelution-series-vaporeon-masturbator/ though

>>724199575
Dang that's well made. I stand corrected, the coloring on that takes a lot of precision to get right.

IMO it's not worth it to get a giant ona hole or sex doll. Thrusting is too much effort. Just get something cuddly and jack off.

>>724199575
>Spirit Demon
The stuff those guys make look great.
Fuck sometimes I wish I lived by myself.

>>724199656
agreed
The cleanup is likely difficult too
the main appeal is the fantasy

Women don't want you to know this, but spending ~$1000 on a lifesize plushie will remove 50% your desire for women.
>>724199909
For me it's the cuddling. A body pillow can't compete at all compared to a whole body with more weight, firmness, and hair.

>>724199656
I actually enjoy the weight that sex dolls have. Putting them in some nice and soft clothes along with the weight makes them nice bed buddies, even when you're not fucking them.

canon

>>724199575
https://furryparty.shop/product/spirit-demon-studio-eeveelution-series-glaceon-figure/
and here is my sons room!
he's quite the collector!

>>724199989
>~$1000 on a lifesize plushie will remove 50% your desire for women.
Probably also cheaper than a real woman

>>724200190
How would it feel to be raped in your sleep by Gardevoir?

>>724200247
NOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK
DON'T SUCK MY DICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*gasp*
it was all just a dream?
sorry for the noise garde....

>>724190650
>neuroplush
Based

>>724194562
They 100% are fucking.

>>724199575
interesting

>>724199548
kommandostore

>>724194276
definitely a second away from being a school shooter or raping someone. better to be this kind of loser i suppose

>>724200319
cute

>>724193631
I hate black countertops for this reason.
damn dust never ends!
cool figure, cool shotgun, cool hat
tank models > plane models btw

>>724200709
>loser
I wouldn't call anyone that owns a 1:1 Gardevoir plush a "loser".

>>724200895
>dusty legos
>shotgun
>corny fishing hat
not what i was referring to. im in this thread for a reason.

>>724197761
You're on a list.

>>724201025
Gardevoir is best FLAT!

>>724201034
Yes, the based list.

>>724200025
Yeah that's what I mean by cuddling. The weight and shape can't be beat.
>>724200159
Factually true. The price of a lifesize is paid off after 10 hours of use.
>>724201034
The list for fast tracked horse farm loans!

Do the people that own this stuff never have random visits?

>>724201574
why would they?

>>724201574
How would visitors fix the reality of modern jewish dating culture?

>>724187835
>s-samefag!
kill yourself poketroon

>>724187835
trvthnvke

>>724201793
you're the lunatic who was shitting himself on /a/ aren't you?

>>724202126
Why did he do it?

>>724201778
By bringing their own giant plushies, of course!

>>724201025
I'll buy this plush

>>724201574
Used to have a roommate, but it wasn't a big deal since all my stuff stayed in my room. Being a decent man otherwise definitely softens the weird factor of stuff like that for other people.

>>724192563
trvke
glaceon is besteon

you are all fucking your plushies

>>724203570
Ice cold cookie.

>>724203793
lol

>>724203665
ah student kirlia, see me after class for your extra credit oral exam

>>724183989 (OP)
Sadly no. My current way of making up for it is evolving that Mystery Gift Raltz in ZA.

>>724184426
Damn, if I weren't so broke...

>>724186429
I knew about it even before the 3D games. The small collectibles also have legs.

*boing*

>>724204829
>then squats down and takes a shit

>Titifying the Kirlia
I don't understand why?

>>724205054
very nice

>>724205054
she's already owned by me, sorry

The funniest part about the vaporeon greentext is that vaporeon is the eeveelution with the LEAST sex appeal.
It would be like fucking a fish.

neat but my room is too dusty it will wear out quickly

>>724205468
>it would be like fucking a fish
You think that's stopped anyone?

>>724205468
ahum...It would be comparable to a DOLPHIN actually

>>724204829
sauce plz

>>724199189
>tfw you have to wait an eternity for the Vaporeon, Glaceon, Sylveon and Sprigatito onas to be made, let alone shipped
At least I'll see one of 'em by the end of November after waiting a fucking year for it.

>>724184563
Holy waste of money

>>724206317
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=badcolor

Badcolor. Looks like their twitter is dead so they just post stuff in their discord server now, theyre a game dev as well. Hope they make more socials eventually

>>724189242
Inb4 a male Gardevoir Janny trashes this thread

>>724206580
That long huh, at least make sure you post an unboxing thread.

>>724204318
World's smallest Gardevoir

>>724206907
>so they just post stuff in their discord server now
I HATE THE NEW INTERNET I HATE THE NEW INTERNET I HATE THE NEW INTERNET

Hydrus network is the best btw

>>724207135
I downloaded it but haven't gotten around to reading up on it yet

>>724203856
>>724203570
https://files.catbox.moe/eagbo8.mp4

>>724207135
>>724207182
>Hydrus network
is this a shared file explorer? with tags like a booru? seems interesting

>>724206317
https://badcolor.itch.io/
https://darkred33.itch.io/darkredsadventure

>>724207246
It amuses me that that version has shot up to $720. Glad I got mine for a lot less.

>>724200318
NO STOP HER SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE

>>724207182
>>724207269
It lets you scrape many boorus into your own self hosted one. Here is the super quickstart
>open a gallery downloader page, set your tags to scrape (normally by artist)
>once downloaded, make a subscription per website, and add each artist as a child query of the subscription.
tada! You are now aggregating boorus.

>>724190287
Would be hilarious if it were Male

>>724206907
>>724207338
Noice, thanks m8
why do all the artists put their shit in discords

>>724190650
Nice Family and Nice House Anon!

>>724194276
>said the 4chan poster.

>>724207528
Discord is AIDS. It's the modern attempt at google plus, and newfag retard zoomers love it.

>>724193631
>Filename

Pregnancy wait time

>>724207524
god this might be perfect for me, i go on gelbooru daily. thank you for randomly mentioning it anon!

>>724194173
How do you fit that humongous Gardevoir in a washing machine? Did you forcefully shove it in?

>>724207246
You have granted me cursed knowledge.

>>724207654
>love it
its all they have anon. you had options but those options are gone. dead and buried.

>>724194562
Man if only the Males and Females had distinguishing features like the female Pikachu heart tail

>>724207708
No problem. Be very conservative when you first get into it. You don't want to DDOS the sites you like. Giving even $1 is more than they would have ever made via ad views.

You also might like Lanraragi. It's basically ehentai but self hosted. You can download from ehentai, then import the zip + IRL into lanraragi and have the same setup, but for doujins.

>>724207772
true. Most people online have never experienced an internet where saying "nigger" is a funny joke without blackmail potential.

>>724207524
Nice, I really want to get on this. Bought a new hdd for it.
Really important considering how many artists have melties and delete all their shit nowadays

*import zip + URL

>>724207870
Yup. Data archiving is very important. Also remember data backups are just as important. 3-2-1 method, but I prefer 2 off site copies. Data archiving is a skill and hobby that takes effort.

I've been getting into it due to what you mentioned + all the modern censorship online.

>>724201025
Based, Kirlia is so much better anatomy-wise, Kirlia doesn’t have that stupid red protruding appendage or whatever coming out of its chest. If one were to hug a Gardevoir they would get stabbed by it.

>>724205675
Octillery could be better

>>724205709
Hmm Paizuri or Thighjob? Decisions decisions

>>724183989 (OP)
So uhh... can you make her as housewif- I mean maid.

>>724198490
link doesnt work??
just blank page

>>724207246
Interesting

>>724190650
This is sad
I'm 32 khv no friends and terminally online but I dont fill my home with fucking plushes and shit.

Hard to overstate how good she feels.

>>724198490
fkn rip

>>724207524
is there anything that can autotag the shit you've already downloaded over many years? no way I'm doing all that manually

>>724208984
that's some high quality work.

>>724207246
store link? or maker whatever plz

>>724209367
It's in this thread, scroll up some

https://litter.catbox.moe/t9inbd.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/dctthg.png

>>724207365
if its a demand thing they really outa make cookie versions for the other mons

>>724209367
>>724209471
my bad thnks anon
>>724199575

>>724209576
Might've been the other way around - so little demand that they shot up in price in order to meet a minimum quota to be made since the "normal" variant is still in the 400s.

>>724207654
> google plus
I'm now reminded of Diaspora. Miss those sites. After Google Plus went down, the remaining users went there. They were a nice bunch from what I remember.

>>724207772
>its all they have anon. you had options but those options are gone. dead and buried.
Never underestimate the power of speed. Our collective attention span has dropped, so forum where you have to wait for some time before getting responses to a topic will pale greatly in comparison to a chatroom, where people text at a conversational speed. 4chan in an anomaly in that regard, but again I believe this is because 4chan is far faster than the average forum.

>>724184563

what the fuck are those prices? these look like those chinsy things you could win at a carnival for 10 bucks

>>724209998
it looks pretty well done, but certianly not a 400 dollar asking price. Also, don't underestimate autism

>>724209825
>4chan is far faster than the average forum
thats honestly why i still come here. being able to have small conversations for a few hours or play vidya with randos is nice. discords that move at this speed are bearable enough.

the worst part about discord is that its infested with children and terminally online people that want to get to know you personally.

>>724192628
>THAT VAPOREON IS A COOL FRIEND

>>724209760
Weird, I figured that anyone willing to blow $400+ on a full body eeveelution ona I thought they'd all be degen enough to want the superior cookie version

>>724210319
You'd be surprised. I have a friend that's into feral, would fuck Lucario wholesale, but hates cookies with a burning passion.

>>724209506
That kirlia has no right walking around with sweater puppies that big.

>>724208984
Was it worth 710$? How hard is it to clean and maintain after use?
Could you feasibly keep it hidden away somewhere that's not a pain to get?

>>724189681
I wonder, would she turn into by the end of the week, Skynet? The Matrix? Maybe Am

>>724209506
oppai loli is best
>litter
why?

>>724211608
Catbox is down for some IP ranges lately, litter is all they've got

>>724211608
I don't save all the catbox links and posting in these threads is temporary anyway

>>724184253
Post outfits

Gardevoir and her canonically fertile womb!

>>724208984
where buy?

>>724212309
Artist?

>>724210274
>the worst part about discord is that its infested with children and terminally online people that want to get to know you personally.
that and how every discord tends to turn into only a small clique posting most of the time. Anonymity is a balm these days.

>The Ralts and Kirliafags inching their way into the Gardevoir fandom

Someone call the cops, fuck

GRIPPERS

>>724211053
I only paid like 450 +shipping from china since I bought from the manufacturer. And yeah worth every cent, perfect size to stow away, I have a compartment under my bed between the exchange bedsheets if I cant have her around due to guests.

After use is a little annoying due to the weight, but if you have a micro fiber towel and a spray bottle then its not much of an issue.
The quality is insanely high, these guys in china are seriously cooking.

>>724214686
Why are the eyes different colors?

>>724214225
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sigruku

>>724183989 (OP)
No but how much I gotta pay for a vid of anon impregnating it?

For me, it's #GD36-1

>>724214686
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Do you have a link or something to contact the manufacturers directly? I know an anon already posted a link to a site for purchasing it but I don't think that site is the manufacturers... unless I'm mistaken.

>>724215068
This, I've been waiting ever since this plush came out to see someone hotgluing it or plapping it. What's a guy gotta do to see some action?

>>724213683
So far the most I've put her in one of my girlfriend's spare robes. Unlike Lucario her head is too big to wear pullover shirts, so options are a little limited.

Though that does give me an idea...

>>724214686
There is no way that makes it past customs

>>724213683
>>724215902
There we go. Excited for an Alolan vacation.

>>724216194
Customs don't care about fantasy feral, only children.
t. Guy that's gotten several feral figures and 2 Chillet sex dolls.

>>724215902
>>724216203
Cute!
Personally I hit thrift stores and the like to get clothes for my life size dolls. It's more fun than I expected it to be.

>>724216442
Not a bad thought. If I get more into dressing her the real modification is going to be cutting the seams binding the locks of hair on either side of her face onto her neck. It prevents getting the collar to a natural height and also keeps the hair really stiff. I'm comfortable with snipping threads like that on smaller plushes to loosen up pieces but on one this expensive I'm leery.

>>724216413
Not a burger though

>>724216648
What fucking country would give you trouble for a pokemon sex doll?

>>724215414
Which link are you referring to? Could be the same one.

>>724216717
Then my condolences if you're a SEAmonkey or sandnigger.

I just spent 60 bucks on a vaguely human shaped mannequin doll instead.

>>724215902
You don't have a girlfriend.

>>724199575
no cookie no buy

>>724184150
Weird, you weren't there when it was about pokemon ZA players death threats 15 time per hour

Meant to reply to >>724216648
I need to get some sleep man.

Why are plush so expensive
I could get a physical copy of most games unopened for cheaper than these plush…

>>724193631
clean all that dust on your furniture jesus christ.

>>724214686
Oh wow that's Chinese? That quality is really amazing, and that means the price is even better.
>>724215902
>girlfriend
Nice pic

>>724216953
I've got a big tiddy goth girlfriend that draws shortstack goblins and bakes all the time. We spent all day playing pokemon together while the apartment smelled like pumpkin bread. Sometimes good things do happen.

>>724217261
That’s crazy. I just played Pokemon with my Aussie Doodle in bed last night. And then I did this thing where I told my hands up and she does a high five with both paws and then I played patty cake with her and went to sleep.

>>724217087
These plush are several square feet of fabric cut into dozens of precise shapes, an internal frame, multiple types of stuffing put in specific places in specific amounts for density and flexibility, several areas of additional surface detail, and then packaging/storage/shipping. It's the size of a human being and ships in a box large enough to mail furniture. It's shocking they're as cheap as they are.

>>724207654
>msn? cool
>teamspeak? cool
>skype? cool
>irc? cool
>discord? AIDSAIDSAIDSZOOMERCANCER
You are yelling at clouds anon.

>>724217012
Im a euro
To be fair I dont know if it would get fucked in customs, but I imagine its not a package you want them to open

>>724217458
None of those were cool except irc.

>>724217410
Very cute. I briefly had an Australian shepherd as a kid but her herding instinct was too strong so she kept nipping at me and my sister. A friend of a friend took her to be a working dog and that was a much better fit. Smart as a whip though, I love smart dogs.

>>724217421
> an internal frame
Does the Gardevoir have a skeleton? I often assume plushies were just the outer cloth and stuffing. It would definitely make plushies more convenient to pose if that had something like that.

>>724217461
Then again, the overwhelming majority of Yurop gives zero fucks about your smut so long as it's not depicting a child. You're only fucked if you live in a muslim country or SEA.
Alternatively, you can just look up your own country's customs laws.

>>724217563
>country's customs laws
I doubt they have a section for pokepussy
Its why its so hard to judge

>>724217554
Partial skeleton. My rough estimate from prodding is something like this. A 'ribcage' with segmented arms, a neck to keep the head straight, but then nothing in the legs or lower arms.

>>724216886
https://furryparty.shop/product/eeveelution-series-glaceon-masturbator-canine-pussy/

>>724217458
Yes that is completely accurate

This is why we're all going to hell.

this whole evolution line is pretty sexo...............

>>724217664
That makes sense. I have a Meowscarada that has a structure in its neck to keep the head steady, since it's so big. With Gardevoir's body being so lithe, it really would need the extra support.

>>724218019
I don't believe in jewish fairy tales

welp, thread is kill now

>>724201034
He's checking it twice

I should get a poke plush. Scizor is my favorite mon and I wanna hang him up in my car.

>>724219243
I’ve heard both of the scizor plushes have very high chances of having bent wings because of the packaging. Same with Scyther.

>>724205468
Jolteon? I’d imagine it’d just hurt.

https://files.catbox.moe/k0mrs1.webm
this flash used to drain me
old as hell. Think it was like 2008 or 09

>>724219537
Amazing taste anon, but Goodra is from Gen 6 and Gen 6 was 2013.

>>724219624
poképorn fact checked in under two minutes
I love you, 4chan.

>>724219624
really? Hmm, I thought for sure it was before 2k10
around when zone midna came out

>>724219782
For what it's worth, I've also spilled unspeakable amounts of semen to that flash.
>>724219812
I have a theory that there are certain years that act as landmarks in the collective consciousness, sometimes things that resemble creations from those years get lumped in with the rest. 2010 is one of those years, 2008/2007 is another. 2016 is another, along with 2020, etc. etc. etc.

Will you be supporting Gardevoir for Queen of /v/? It's in about two weeks. How'd you prefer her to be played? Cold/calculating like her original or moe waifu like fanart?

>>724219537
superb taste. there's something about Flash anims that just can't be recreated anymore. call it nostalgia or not, they're just plain hotter than they have any right to be.

>>724220436
It's all about time preference. Back then flash porn was made by dedicated perverts for free (true artists seeking to portray their strange sense of beauty), and now most porn is made by spiritual jeets who are only doing it cynically for profit as quick as possible before the end of the month (patreon cockroaches, the ones who laid art in it's grave).

>>724220685
you cant simply have a lazy job that pays you enough to have a comfortable life and family therefore any possible hobby you like you are forced to monetize it to live decently.blame modern age not artists.also artists are always been whores since old masters get the stick out of your ass

>>724220279
Are you going to draw her?

>>724183989 (OP)
would much rather have lucario aka man's best friend with me
>>724184563
do you have the pic with all the eeveelutions for sale with vaporeon being the only one out of stock?

>>724220840
Brown hands typed this post, I can tell from the lack of punctuation. I curse vishnu, and I curse krishna as well.

>>724221282
>no argument
>he is only mad that people can monetize their work
i accept your concession seething talentless individual

>>724205995
This would've been sickeningly hot if it weren't likely just picrel.

>>724183989 (OP)
overrated creature