Thread 724184673

Try Princess Peach lip gloss

>>724184673 (OP)
Uh, im a guy so.....

>>724184673 (OP)
That bitch got a wider jaw than me...
also gtfo japan while you're at it gaijin filth

>>724184789
Femboys can use it too.

>>724184789
Same. But my lip balm is kinda pink. It makes me look more awake.

>>724184870
She kinda ugly but your children would have a fucking giga chad jawline.

>>724184789
This is your call to troon out

>>724184673 (OP)
autogynephilia thread

>>724184823
would but I have a sneaking suspicion this is one of those "I'm pretending to be something unthreatening so that you will open the door for the 12 armed men in the bushes" kind of situations

>>724184987
I mean sure, if the children all turn out to be boys... but the girls would be cursed lol

>>724185041
>something unthreatening
those whales look... UNthreatening to you anon?
if one of them trips and falls on you, you'll either die or get your bones shattered lmao

>>724184673 (OP)
I use this on my daily life a a guy

>>724185050
You never want a daughter that's too pretty anyway.

>>724184823
When she gets really close, her eyelashes look like Shrek's ears and she looks like Shrek.

>>724184673 (OP)
that's a man

>>724185050
This is the fatal issue women make when it comes to partners. Probably because they're the fucked up kind of "people" that want to fuck their sons.

>>724185041
>pretending to be something unthreatening
Doing a terrible job of it.

>>724184789
just say you're buying it for your sister/gf, no one will notice

>>724185232
You'd make a devilish dad. Kinda based in a sense lol

>>724185412
No one will even ask.

>>724184673 (OP)
Does anyone else own the Princess Peach jacket?

>>724184823
>>724185262
I dunno, i can only see a goldfish, gasping for air.

>>724185696
I see a clown

>>724184823
why are they doing that?

>>724185696
You can not convince me that isnt Shrek

>>724185679
is this just a collectors item or do you go outside while wearing this?

>>724185475
>anon gets sick reps and mad gains, and raises his daughter to be super girly with a heart of gold, but she's also the female equivalent to Beefslab McLargeHuge
She's a good dancer, at least.

>>724186041
I've worn it a couple times, but mostly the former.
It's not as faggy as it seems

>>724184673 (OP)
I wonder what part of china that kind of poisonous lead filled goop came from

>>724184673 (OP)
nortubel tier lips

Mung Us

>>724187834
>you look lonely

>>724184789
put it on an onahole then

>>724184789
you can use it on your dick just like lipstick

>>724184673 (OP)
I hate peach so no

>>724187834
I have the blue and red octopus

>>724184673 (OP)
Where

>>724188345
Which one do you recommend

>>724187834
based

>>724188345
According to Reddit it says it’s a no go, it will stain the onahole.

>>724185050
*hits pipe*

>>724192867
you can't post this, it's literally antisemitism

>>724188345
how

>>724184789
Apply/clean it only in your room and make sure the door is locked

>>724184673 (OP)
Buying this to put lipstick marks on my cock and pretending like Peach has been sucking on it

>>724192867
kek

>>724195194
And on your anus like she was giving you a rimjob

>>724184673 (OP)
AGP girlies...

>>724195724
Yes

>>724195505
Exactly. Just about every inch down there, all over my balls too like Peach was my personal slut

>>724184987
don't men get their dick size genes from their mother too?
you must be kind to your sons by marrying an orc.

>>724198389
For real?

>>724198668
its the truth.

>>724199294
how does that work
clit power?

>>724199360
Well, my dick is 6"... so, doing the math, since my mom has 0" of dick, my dad must have a 12" cock.

>>724195724
hi

>>724199616
crazy

>>724199616
wut

>>724199616
>my mom has 0" of dick
does he know?

>>724199616
Your mom and dad both had a 3" dick, they just combined powers to make your six incher

>>724192867
>>724193057
i dont get it

>>724199616
this>>724204304 , now when you see your parents give them both a hug and thank them for giving you a third leg to stand upon

>>724188953

Wouldnt you mean lips dick?

Haha

>>724185696
Skrek

>>724198668
Yes, it's scientifically proven that son's grow penises to the exact size of their mom's vaginas.

>>724204305
Jordan Peterson had some mental break down on twitter about how an octopus is an ancient anti semetic reference. He doesnt browse /pol/ anymore so he thinks everything is a super niche jab that he doesnt understand and does deep dives into everything when he visits his daughter who lives with andrew tate. Tate gives him drugs to keep Peterson away from his children.

>>724184823
POV you are a whiteboi

>>724185696
thats shrek

>>724205191
Fiona??

>2001
>I was 5 years old
>in my mothers room
>going through her makeup
>dis shit smell kinda good
>it's chapstick
>bite it
>delicious
>start munching that shit down
>before I know it, it's all gone
>realise what I've done
>gather up all the tubes
>come out into the kitchen
>drop the empty chapstick tubes in front of my mother
>start sobbing, like the kind of sobbing you only see people doing on the news when shit happens
>wail
>I ATE ALL YOUR CHAPSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
>mums face wheb

>>724206678
this nigga ate chapstick

>>724206678
"I ate the chapstick" ahh post ToT

>>724206678
>>delicious
like, how delicious?

>>724208138
Roughly equal to Starburst.

>>724208238
damn
i know what's going in my next amazon order

>>724184823
I don't live in america
Pls explain

>>724184823
I was expecting him to open the door and shoot both of them

>>724198329
COW LAUNCHED

>>724185696
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>724184673 (OP)
I wish I was a girl so all I had to do in life was looking pretty and having sex...

>>724184673 (OP)
AMERICA.
FUCK YEAH!

>>724209740
Luigi's favorite

god, lips are so fucking erotic

what is nintendo trying to do here?

just imagine pic rel wrapped around your cock

no really, what's nintendo's goal here? idgi

lip gloss is SLUTTY and also very sexy

>>724184673 (OP)
So you're telling me that AGP anons can finally recreate this image?

>>724210817
Good lips are so undervalued when it comes to sex appeal nowadays

>>724210817
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuucccckkkkk

We need more DSLs(the good kind of dsl not that artificial bimbo looking shit)

>>724212018
Peach owes me some steamy sloppy DSL blowjobs

>>724184789
It's made especially for guys :3

ok

>>724185050
Man, poor Bruce Willis. Lost the gigachad son lottery 3 times.

>>724210505
Anon wtf is this.

>>724184789
are you really though?

Yeah i guess so I mean i used to pick peach a lot during smb2

>portuguese
literal favela monkey thread

>>724184673 (OP)
I'd rather not smear mud all over my face

You just know Ken Sugimori bought a bunch to put on his Peach realdoll

>>724192867
>consumerism: Japan :O