Thread 724524552

>>724524552 (OP)
Stop making new threads every 5 minutes.

blonde brunette blazer is best girl

invisigal is a dirty whore

>>724524573
Sorry Anon, shills need their paycheck

>>724524552 (OP)
>westslop dyke with tumblr haircut and nose ring
This is the kind of woman who can turn even the wimpiest simp into a domestic abuser.
Not even worth the bullet these types deserve

>>724524552 (OP)
where the FUCK do i meet a girl like invisigal in real life?

>>724524552 (OP)
>that
>female
Ah right, it's an Amerimutt game.

>>724524771
At BLM rallies and LGBT parades.

>phenomaman said he and BB are incompatible due to this alien physiology

what did he mean by this? seriously, they're both humanoid

>>724524552 (OP)
>ugly
>mannish
>brown
This is why I enjoy seeing western studios fall apart.

>>724524750
That isn't a tumblr haircut, and she is also straight having wet dreams about being fucked by her straight white male boss.

>>724524552 (OP)
You know this crap is pushed by marketeers when they try to convince you this tranny is hot.

>>724525016
Sure whatever you say Rajeesh, enjoy your Valifornia character design, I'll keep laughing at western gaming in the mean time.

>>724524889
alien cock too big to fit

>>724525127
>>724524552 (OP)
>western videogames

>>724525182
It's not even a videogame, it's some shitty Tumblr shipping-bait VN dressed as capeshit

>>724525016
That shit's the sidecut of the 2020s dude.

>>724524552 (OP)
I don't know why, but I find her so insanely hot, but blazer edges her out because of her dress which sbows off her big boobies

What the fuck was his problem?

>>724525341
Hello Rajeesh

>>724524552 (OP)
This is the kind of woman that you won't even mind the jail time you'll get for shooting her.
One glance is enough to know how insufferable she is.

Honestly the fact it’s so one sided means the devs didn’t see blonde blazer as being a cheating slut in the first episode. Or under reacted to how men value loyalty

>>724525515
Are you implying any man played this shit?

>>724525515
the majority chose visi because she literally dreamed of fucking you. if it was BB that had that dream instead, the majority would have picked her

>>724524552 (OP)
Why do western female characters look like men?

>>724525564
Play tested
And probably not. Unless they were a fag

>>724524552 (OP)
We could make a collage of
>ambiguously brown and mannish female character with piercings and short hair
out of modern western media.

what are you niggas doing

Ah so this is the shit post bait thread

invisigirl titties + sex scene was pretty kino
didn't think they had the balls and it was going to be all faggot shit

>>724524573
>Stop making new threads every 5 minutes.
I've never hated a fucking game so much without ever having played it before. These fucking faggots are absolutely SHITTING the board up with this garbo.

>>724525794
Throw a chair at his face like a chad.

Didn't realize she had a septum piercing, instant character ruining

>>724525623
Obviously they should have included two wet dream sequences then.

>>724526025
She removes it if you start dating

>tomboy
>big titty girl
>demon girl
>2 black girls
>no big butt girl

disappointing. should have at least given one of the black girls a fat ass

>>724526089
i can't imagine BB having sex. I think of her like taylor swift who probably just lays there waiting for you to finish

>>724524552 (OP)
One anon in the previous thread is right, it takes immense writing skill to write an annoying bitchy girlboss and still make her endearing, screwed up while tugging at your heart strings.

>>724525127
With her powers she should be durable enough to take a big cock, It has to be way weirder like a tentacle with a gaping hole to insert something in.

>>724526357
literally "i can fix her"

>>724526254
It’s all about stats man. Visi has real powers and is younger, like 26. Blonde blazer is prolly in her 30s and wasted her youth not fucking an alien. Robert Robertson the 4th will have an invisible mech suit and asthma

>>724526652
If a girl did this to me on the train I would literally start farting, pissing, shitting, cumming, and pooping my shorts IMMEDIATLY and then start hyperventilating and crying

>>724526658
invisigal is for fucking
BB is for breeding

>>724524552 (OP)
golem just bumped into me. i rebuked him but i think i fucked up, i think he really was sorry?

What a cutie

Uhhhhh /v/ isn’t this crazy bros?? All of you are into this reddit thing that no one has heard of, it’s kino right hahaha main cuck man is literally me and the girl is hot but honestly I like the other girl better right let me just see if my paycheck has come th- huh? HUH?? They fucking- they can’t p-pay me???? They’ve already spent too much on shills and now there’s too many so they’re cutting us loose? Well FUCK THIS GAY SHIT DONT PLAY IT ITS TROON SHIT MY OTHER SHILL FRIENDS HAVENT PLAYED IT EITHER DONT WORRY
What will I do for money now? I obviously can’t get a REAL job, I’m way too retarded for that… I know, I’ll see what other games are being shilled and see if I can somehow cash in on that!

>>724526652
you think id get arrested for raping her on the subway?

>100th percentile for dispatch on ep 3
Holy moly, I'm a gamer.

>>724524552 (OP)
why's this wokeslop so heavily shilled now?

>>724526874
Bb doesn’t have powers man. Gotta maximize those stats. Besides mech suits and asthma go hand in hand

>>724525794
This was the right choice, idk why the game pretends like it isn't, he's a dick for literally no reason.

>>724524552 (OP)
>>724527075
How did they blatantly and shamelessly get away with stealing the character design?

>>724526865
Based as fuck

>>724527345
>wokeslop
It's hetkino.

>>724527075
>acts like a dom
>is actually a sub

so fucking hot

>>724527481
ew don't post this disgusting dyke here. it's bad enough that arcane fans are sperging out over invisigirl.

>>724527539
i don't understand why women like it when you put your fingers in their mouth

How is he getting all these bitches?

>played game with gf
>gf wanted to go with blazer, i wanted invisibitch
>i was playing the game so i went with invisigal
>she says "i just prefer blonde girls" (she's bi)
>we look up the blazer ending later
>kek so fucking hard

>>724527539
I swore Laura Bailey said in some interview she wouldn’t do characters who are romancable. Idk. Anyway I guess this is revenge for Serena friendzoning us in Skyrim

>>724525032
>>724524664
>>724524573
>>724524954
>>724525240
>>724525379
>>724525706
>>724527153
keyed

>>724527345
quick ! it's time to start crying about woke games

>>724527669
Because bitches relate to him on an emotional level.

>>724527669
He’s a straight white guy in southern LA dude. Him and punch up are the prime dicking for colored chicks to live out their bleached fantasies and white chicks to not have to date down. And fags like flambé to jerk off to

One of you just quit your job for a moment, surely the pay isnt THAT much right? I mean the woman that people keep shilling is quite ugly I must say, so I know it must be tough for you to lie every 6 seconds.

>>724527628
I heard something in psych class about Freud and oral fixation. He thought it was related to babies sucking on shit, but most of his theories were just baseless projection from him wanting to fuck kids.

>>724524552 (OP)
One of the rare times both romance options are solid
Went with invisigal because I want to fix her

>>724527893
miscegenation shall continued to be pushed like >>724527750 post

Why are you guys so bad at this game?

i genuinely was about to kick coupe and i ran out of time and it automatically kicked sonar and now DEMONBITCH IS MAD AT ME WHAT DO I DO

>>724525347
>berating a guy that was in a coma for months worked as a hero for the pay of a janny for more than a decade hoping to avenge his dad
i mean he wasn't wrong this is the type of thing you shouldn't point out especially when a man is down

>>724527416
he'a not a dick he just has negative IQ
the guy is a literal golem ffs

>>724527670
This reads like something from r/greentexts or by someone who thinks 4chan is just le quirky greentext stories with “kek” thrown in, all it’s missing is the reddit frog

>complete chapter 3
>you and 1% of players helped Invisigal against Lightningstruck

Huh??? That was something that could be missed????

>if i dont see robert sucking blazer's tits literally 1 millisecond into episode 5 next week i'm killing myself
>if i don't see 5min blazer sex scene i'm killing myself
>if i can't report invisibitch for rape charge and expulse her off my screen kys devs

i know the 25% of blondie chads are with me

>>724527481
by making her a better character even though the bar was on the ground

>>724528046
You know you could have just immediately quit game and restarted a couple mins back,too late now though

>invisigal is "i can fix her"
>bb is "she can fix me"

>>724525794
let it go the first time because it was probably an accident
doing it again means he's either doing it on purpose or too retarded to even notice. either way at that point he needed to be punished

>>724528159
i think the player stats are kinda glitched. some are super fucking weird

>>724528014
Women prefer to be dominated. Even if it’s by a midget from Galway. Visi had her uterus reignited by the sight of a shirtless white dude. She instinctively brought him food (donut) and dreams of him fucking her. Must be desperate in south LA, unable to find white guys in a city of millions. She really wanted to fuck in his suit cockpit too

ew

>>724525794
Roberts a gigachad, needs to lay down the law on these guys

>>724528036
It didn't give me the option to "save the businesses" because I just tracked and arrested the clown from the start instead of ever hearing his game

>>724527670
Her being brunette is fine. Her face is hot either way, but not being taller than me and not having abs and pecs just makes me feel like I'm pursuing my Christmas cake middle manager and not a Supergirl who could destroy my pelvis like I signed up for. I'm gonna need her to use her super saiyan form during sex.

>>724528104
Where’s the rabbi he killed?

Look I'm a writer.
>Fuck fuck cuss cuss fuck cuss fuck!

>>724524552 (OP)
>/v/ loves BPD
shocking

>>724528230
I think if anything, the comic revealed that Blazer just wants someone who loves her for her true self. It's why she was so drawn to Robert. Like her, he's both a normal person and a hero. He can understand her in ways that nobody else can.

I think they messed up by wasting so much time on shifts in episode 4. They should have spent that time developing Blazer since most of the time she's in corporate middle management mode which makes her seem more distant.

>>724524608
spbp

>>724524552 (OP)
>BPD whore who puts lives at risk because she doesn't listen to orders
>uhhh....she likes the character I self-insert as so she da bestest!!!!
There's something wrong with zoomzooms.

>>724528036
>didn't adopt the kaiju
>says others are bad at this game

>>724528396
this
why would I ever give a pervert the time of day
this isn't a Batman comic

>puts lives at risk because she doesn't listen to orders

thats quite literally the entire team

>>724528460
he absorbed him so he lrgally doesn't need to take orders anymore

>>724528187
>25%
Who the fuck actually chose Invisi for romance purposes apart from the 2-3 schizos here spamming her porno scene and you-ing themselves? Either the stats are nuked and broken or there is 70% trannies playing this game

>>724528535
“After being Superman’s arm candy for 5 years I’m ready to settle down with Iron Man” bb is past her prime

>>724528592
Here. Bigger.

>>724528672
>she can be a qt normal girl
>or a buff blonde amazon
you don't have to choose, she's both. i think it makes her cuter desu

>>724528637
No wonder he ends his shift early on fridays

>>724527628
It's a control thing, like grabbing them by the hair or throat.
About one fetish level below bondage and facial abuse.

>>724524552 (OP)
>snarky zoomer bitch is the best female character of the year
I'd simply elect to have no best female character of the year instead.

>making love is actually just him giving people hugs
So not only was it not faggot shit, it was actually just wholesome. Based.

>>724528652
We get it. She's not your type.

>>724528829
stop posting links with trackers in them
Just copy the URL direct from the address bar.

>adopt the kaiju
Fuck that was an option

>>724528829
Whats the Blazer end song?

>>724528036
Shut the fuck up, this game is literally broken . getting injured every second, while I got 1st percentile in ep2 now they fucked up my stats and forced me to hire waterfag because hell no im not hiring the male dyke who tried to cuck me

>>724528829
dude was 100% jerking off

>>724528893
Yeah, go golem

>>724528556
>who puts lives at risk because she doesn't listen to orders
Dude she's an ex villain it would be retarded if she started out as a model hero

>>724528914
THAT'S FUCKING SCRIPTED, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SIGNIFY THE TEAM FALLING APART YOU RETARD, IT'S NARRATIVE DESIGN

which way dispatch man?

>>724528995
Twelve invisibabies
At least

>>724528710
We can go bigger.

PLEASE TELL ME I CAN KILL GOLEM BIGBY STYLE NEXT WEEK.
THE OBESEFUCK IS FAILING ALL MY FUCKING MISSIONS.

>>724529074
skill issue
he's my second best hero

>>724528983
>She's bad so that means she's retarded
>this is good writing
My point stands zoomzoom

>>724529046
This shit is so forced. Everyone wants to "fix" a girl, nobody wants the one that has her shit together from the start.

>>724528995
Blazer's the clear choice. She's a sweet girl who's clearly interested in a longterm relationship. I just wish we got more of her in chapter 4. Feels like the developers neglected her.

sound track has been bretty gud for these 2 eps

>>724525875
>>724526104
>>724526190
>>724526168
>Invisigirl not even touching your hand is is more than enough
>But kissing BB and her kissing you back/openly reciprocating is not
Make it make sense. I know the sex scene was hot as fuck but you retards need to start thinking straight again.
The girl literally dumped superman to date (you). Sure their relationship was going nowhere and wasn't going to last long anyways, but she hurried to end things with him precisely because she wants to go after (you).
Invisigirl hasn't given us anything near as solid so far, yes a dream doesn't count for much.

>>724529046
>92 votes
70 faggots with hairy uncircumcised penis

>>724529189
>so that means she's retarded
Reading's not your strong suit is it

>>724529352
Blonde Blazer forced me to fire someone and fucked up my entire team

she can eat shit

>>724529352
i mean she's cool, but visy does something to me

>>724529195
It's so much simpler than that.
They started the chapter with a Invisigal sex scene and then booted Blazer out until the very end.

huh, no shit. Didn't expect it to be that low

>>724529062
Wonder how she reacted to alien dick. Like what could it have been? Some sort of maw? Or maybe he just shits and egg? Imagine being a failure at race betraying

>>724529195
>nobody wants the one that has her shit together from the start.
Blonde Blazer thought telling all the ex villains that the bottom ranked would get cut was a good idea she doesn't have her shit together she's a corporate hack

>>724529352
She doesn't have the YEARNING that visi got.
Plus, she never says he's hot, or that she's attracted towards him.

I'm pretty sure she only likes him because he was mechaman.

>>724529438
You kissed BB before you even saw Invisabitch

>>724529385
67% pedophiles nigger, she looks and act like my fucking toddler niece

>>724529352
>Invisigirl hasn't given us anything near as solid so far

>eye fucking you from across the room
>sex dream
>constant flirting
>she loves your scars
>the awkward flirting on the date
Nah, she has.

>>724529465
Water Boy deserved to be a hero more than any of those dysfunctional freaks. It was the r ight call.
Why keep giving opportunities to people who don't want them when you can give them to people who do?

>>724528995
I would not be calling this game complete garbage if there was a way to minmax my fucking job
I FUCKING hate the west

>>724529567
lmao calm down bro
you're just a minority and can't recognize best girl, it's not that deep

>>724529454
this game is retarded, i just didn't want to creep her and ruin my chances. the 98 % are just normal beings

>>724529532
What's your point?

>>724527669
>Be mecha pilot
>Don't get back in the robot
Bitches are helpless against this power.

>>724529567
That's because this game is telltale devs kino fantasy, animating a masturbation scene of their tsundere american pakistani adhd tomboy, who is 27 years old on paper but 15 in reality.

>>724529465
She did that right after Robert made it very clear with the most heartfelt speech possible that he was taking full responsibility of the team and needed to be seen as the boss with them, which she jeopardized by making that decision and telling it to his team without him. She's not a good manager and I guess she forgot what Robert said.

>>724527481
My gf says she's just this character from that Disney capeshit movie

>>724529119
>skill issue
Go back to chinese app samefag

>>724529762
I can see Visi as the type to actively fuck with mech suit so Robert doesn’t leave the team.

>>724524573
blondefags will never be able to understand
total tomboy victory

>>724529910
Yeah didn’t think of this but poor writing honestly.

>>724529940
That was her mistake.

>>724530012
Poor writing or is Blonde Bitch meant to be a corporate hack

>no I hate women path like KS
shit safe horny dei game...

>>724529514
She definitely is showing signals, but they are suppressed. From a story perspective, she would be conflicted in a few ways, she has/had a boyfriend, she is his boss/was sent to scout him, and she is essentially a celebrity. She has to consider her actions more carefully because she has more to lose. Invisigirl is basically the opposite.
I still choose invisigirl but am absolutely positive the game will punish that choice eventually.

inb4 this game wins GOTY because e-celebs and capeshit

KEK LMAO

>>724527539
So can you actually romance her?

>BB didn't mind that (you) took the initiative to kiss her the first time because she was clearly attracted to (you) as well
>immediately breaks up with her boyfriend to pursue (you)
>wants (you) to help her put her dress on, showing (you) her naked back while doing so
>teases (you) by showing you her areola
>invites (you) to a self proclaimed date and immediately reveals her true self to (you)
>makes out with (you)
And retards here still claim she treats you like just a male friend.
Once again you guys have shown how down bad you are for anyone that dangles the prospect of sex in front of you, making a sudden 180 for the horny slut while throwing away the patrician choice that screams marriage, long term stable relationship, breeding sex and nuclear family.

>>724530176
There's no way it will even approach GOTY, it's too niche.

>>724530213
Yes, the end of episode 4 has you go on a movie date.

>>724530176
No chance. Clair Obscur is going to sweep everything.

>>724530226
Im with you nigha, these fags are retarded

>>724530270
Excellent. Will nab this once it's finished.

>>724530247
It's unironically popping off.

>>724530226
i have literally seen nobody ever say she treats you like a male friend lol
you can still be a fine romance choice and not be the most popular. It's just a preference thing

>>724524552 (OP)
Not really but I wish to see her in some lewd scenario with the other best female characters of the year

I'm so happy I'm not allowed to finish the game when I want and I get the priviledge of episodic releases. Imagine how lame it would be to finish the game when you want.

>>724527671
>Rise
>Kira Carsen
>Invisibitch
I don't think that statement is true

>as always, none of the decisions matter at all
>watched a youtuber who failed literally 90% of jobs and chose the retard options, no consequences
>watched a streamer who basically 100%ed, no reward
What I learned is that Mighty Manlet pranks you regardless of who is off the team. Fuck that guy

>>724530350
Two very recent examples here you go
>>724525875
>>724526104

>>724530425
No shit, it's not a video game.

>>724530273
Where Winds Meet is going to dumpster Shallow Pseud 'Nothing Matters' Painting Game

>>724529382
>who puts lives at risk because she doesn't listen to orders
Yes little zoomzoom, this doesn't take a rocket science degree. Being a former villain does not make this any less retarded.

>>724524552 (OP)
make your case OP. In rule 34 form preferably.


>>724525706
Hell, you could fill an entire collage based on Obsidian alone.

>>724530481
anon pls, you know that's not true.

>>724529910
>Rob: I need you to trust me to handle it. I don't want you stepping in. They need to respect me even if I don't have powers.
>BB: Hey Robert I stepped in told your team they're on the chopping block. They don't respect you now, and I need you to fix it.
>>724530103
Depressingly corporate.

>>724530425
>implying this is a game
it's your latest shilled dei sloptuber collab heckin chungus dnd light movie sim bro

>>724530226
>immediately breaks up with her boyfriend to pursue (you)
which is a fucking red flag. a woman who monkey branches to a guy not even 48 hrs after breaking up is a massive red flag.

>>724530468
Then why are you paying full videogame price and making decisions?
You've condemned yourself to being a cuck where your actions are irrelevant because the company couldn't get a netflix series instead and had to settle

>>724526357
...and letting your artists off the leash to make her hot.

Is there an option to stick to my righteous and heroic morals and choose not to date either Invisigal or BB so I can focus on saving people?

>>724530501
Are you using chat gpt

>>724525794
I chose the chair despite it actually meaning throwing it at him I didn't want to kick him outta the actual room.

>>724530523
If it's even half of Wukong, it shits on the meme story game that relied on bait and switching the story every 4 hours to keep people giving a fuck about the one-note combat

>>724530586
No, you have to commit an HR violation of one kind or another

>>724530586
goyim...

>>724530553
Not with the context we get from the comic. The relationship was going nowhere, BB wanted more and her boyfriend couldn't provide.
She would have broken up with him anyways, she just decided to end it early to go after you immediately.

>>724530481
>Shallow Pseud 'Nothing Matters' Painting Game
I seriously don't understand how that garbage blew up so

>>724530554
>paying full videogame price
kek
>making decisions?
you aren't, it's mostly fluff
>company couldn't get a netflix series
yes, we know

>>724530481
>for the first time in almost a decade I find myself agreeing with the monomafag
maybe we're not so different after all

>>724530670
>She would have broken up with him anyways
which would have worked better if she had broken up with him for at least a few months ago. immediately swapping to another guy is a massive red flag because what's stopping her from doing the same thing again?

>>724530629
Your opinions of it don't matter. The game is going to sweep.

>sour patch kids
>first they're sour, then they're sweet
Fitting of the tsundere

>>724529940
nobody that posts on /v/ has a gf, stop the cap fr fr

>>724530621
>waah waah I ran out of things to say
>oh I know AI AI AI AI!!!
Zoomzoom its ok, you can just stop responding

>>724530481
>Chinese game that releases three weeks before the show
Anon, even if that's the best game ever. It's physically too late to matter. The voting will be over before then.

>Robert is having his daily nightfap before bed
>Invisigal appears on her knees in front of him and asks him to finish on her face

>>724530684
Because the game sold itself as something it wasn't.
Literally everything you're shown about the game the sells you on it isn't what you're dealing with for 70% of the story. The Expedition doesn't matter in the slightest, none of the characters in the story can affect the outcome in the slightest except its token Arya Stark who is safe regardless of the outcome. There's no horror elements at all despite the beach scene being fucking iconic for selling people. The combat sells itself initially as being deep and then you end up spamming the same 3 moves the entire story because everything else is shit. It acts like it's an open world game but you're pigeonholed about where you're allowed to go so it's just FFXIII-tier hallways with sprinkles

The entire game is just a bait and switch. If they actually sold the remaining 70% of the game as a standalone thing, ie. a battle between a family and its painting version in a painting, it'd have 20% of the playerbase. And they'd mostly be there for the artstyle and JRPG nostalgia

>>724530715
I hate Monoma too, but he makes a good mocking face

>>724530553
Not with the context we get from the comic. The relationship was going nowhere, BB wanted more and her boyfriend couldn't provide.
She would have broken up with him anyways, she just decided to end it early to go after you immediately.

blonde blazer is literally just glory girl from worm/ward. one of the writers must have read at least one of them

I actually wanted both Sonar and Cou. The dirt mound could get booted, and I'd be happy with my team. I just trained BOTH of them only to find out I had to axe someone NOT of my choosing.

Is there any real difference choosing between them?

Phenomaman's 16" long slimy ribbed prehensile alien cock isn't compatible with human vaginas.

>>724530757
What's stopping invisigirl from having a wet dream with anyone else and immediately deciding to try to fuck them as well?

>>724530990
Dog would have sniffed her out. Rob seems like he doesn’t jerk off (not in that small fucking apartment). He’s gonna turn her face into white marble by the time he’s done with her

>>724527153
meds now

>>724531174
>What's stopping invisigirl from having a wet dream with anyone else and immediately deciding to try to fuck them as well?
nothing. but invisigal hadn't been in a previous relationship in just under 48hrs

>>724531174
because it wasn't some random ass dream she had because she's pining for you

>>724530553
yeah and invisigal has no red flags

>man doesn't jerk off
id kill you in minecraft

>>724531095
Yeah why couldn’t we boot the big with the European hair culture? She literally threatens another members life in a meeting after trash talking her boss in front of her boss’ boss. Like through the crack alley whore back to Michigan

>>724531252
she does. but blonde blazer has relationship red flags instead.

>>724524552 (OP)
>nose ring

why are women so retarded bros

the nose rings and doodle tattoos are off the fucking charts

>>724531267
If Robert does jerk off at home, he’s worse than bb. Cause he’s in a studio apartment with no room besides the bathroom to do it without his dog being right there.

>>724531245
>because it wasn't some random ass dream she had because she's pining for you
So BB didn't drop her bf for some random ass guy she did because she pining for you

>>724531252
Invisigal wants to peg you and would probably voluntarily grab nudes of whoever you want for you. She's probably into watching you fuck others because she's got insecurities and thinks she's doing your a favor. Her red flags are at least clear as day, you know what you're getting into

>>724531297
All indicators suggest Blazer wants a long term committed relationship.
If we're being honest, it's clear she wants stability.

>>724531095
Leak says they come back as a minor villain later on, so the real choice is whether you want an edgy assassin girl or a funny Harvard YouTuber bat man to play a villain in your story. I chose to fire Coupé because I can take her seriously as a villain.

>>724531454
both of them do. she just has more red flags than the other one. also kind of screwed up that you're her rebound guy while also (optionally) befriending phenomaman

>>724527230
Only if you're not Muslim/camel-fucker.

*solo carries multi man missions*

>>724531352
If leaks are true she might lose it. Literal proof we will fix her

>>724531509
>both of them do. she just has more red flags than the other one. also kind of screwed up that you're her rebound guy while also (optionally) befriending phenomaman
You are not her rebound guy, you don't know what that means if you think so

>>724530887
>then they're gone
>she turns invisible
Yep

>>724531417
He could just do the deed under a blanket. The dog isn't gonna care.

>>724531597
yeah keep telling yourself that.

>>724531440
extremely retarded ass comparison, you should be ashamed

What is wrong with 93% of you?

>>724531143
he actually has a cloaca

>>724531696
And waste the Mechaseed on some linen? He has to save it up just in case some alt tomboy Latina (or Asian, or maybe Spainish? Is she a Turk or Albanian? The fuck is visi supposed to be?) whore comes for it

>>724524608
fuck that bitch
playing her dumb tricks she should have broken up with phenomaman before playing around

>>724531857
They're brown.

>>724524552 (OP)
>literally who mystery meat grillboss
lmao

>>724524552 (OP)
should I buy this game?

>>724531495
I fired batfag because I hate his mechanics during dispatch

>>724525794
These are ex-cons retard, you're SUPPOSED to take out the biggest guy. The next phoenix to think about crossing you is going to wonder if it's worth a chair to the face.

>>724531857
it was 2% when I did it earlier >>724529454

>>724531857
I think the option where you say her dress "is too small" to subtly warn her doesn't count as warning her for some fucking reason.

all i know about this is apparently the blonde cucks the main guy with another dude and the invisiblr girl punches the main guy in the face for some reason
how innaccurate is my assumption?

>>724531927
She broke up with Phenomaman to be with you. She literally stops you from kissing her until she breaks up with him.
There's a bunch of virgins in these threads. Women feel comfortable in relationships. They don't break up with their current boyfriends until they find someone else. It's normal.
>but I
Because you're a man and think differently

>>724531857
I reloaded a couple times because I needed to see the other choices and enjoy the view a little longer, but I went with the serious choice and let her know.

>>724532058
the game is retarded. it doesn't update the stats after you played. you have to replay the episodes to see the updated stats

>>724532037
Treating him like a powerless child while also keeping your cool is way more effective.

>>724531971
>"Game"
Just look it up on youtube. Even with all 8 episodes released eventually, it's a movie with some irrelevant QTEs in between

>>724532094
(You) are the one doing the cucking

>>724532094
in the first case its actually the opposite, you cuck the other guy with the blonde

>>724530393
Catwoman. I don't remember who she is in Pillars but I'd bet money you can fuck her.

>>724532094
>all i know about this is apparently the blonde cucks the main guy with another dude
no she's cucks the other dude with the MC

>>724532094
You are the NTRman, you don't get cucked at all.

>>724531857
The game doesn't count the option that subtly tells her by saying it doesn't fit and then gesturing at your peck.

>>724531985
He has an upgrade that lets him retry a call if he fails it in bat form.

>>724531985
I fired him because my fellow Irishman was getting coop cunt on the side and I couldn’t deprive him of that and pursue Visi at the same time. It would make me a hypocrite

>>724527671
You literally steal her away from a character her husband is playing in Batman.

>>724532095
>jumps ship the second she finds someone new
Literal whore. She'll jump ship again in another couple months the second Suave Man shows up while Robert's having a depression episode after thinking about his dad, or something

>>724524552 (OP)
>septum ring
I dont have an "std ridden whore who thinks she deserves 7 foot 7 figure 7 inch chad" fetish, actually

>>724532210
bleachbros stick together

>>724532094
Blonde and the other guy haven't even fucked once. Literal first western waifu thats still a virgin.

>>724532248
She has too good of an apartment to be anything but a tomboy with bad fashion.

>>724532248
but robert is dirt poor, not 7 feet tall, and doesnt have a big cock

>>724532232
And you think the woman who hates you until she has a dream is going to be any different? Oh no, she had a dream about the bat hero! Bye bye girlfriend!

>>724532319
>>724532332
not playing your sjw game, not listening to your honeyed lies. books should be judged by their covers. dont want a used up std roastie who will never be satisfied with me, not even in a video game.

>>724532332
It’s white dick it comes with a +5 against latinas and Asians

>>724532380
>who hates you until she has a dream
you might have the tism lol

>>724528230
If she'll drunkenly seduce a guy when she's with Phenom you'd have to be really fucking dumb to think she wouldn't do it to you.

>>724532380
One girl has shown with objective proof that she will leave a stable relationship over a single interaction with someone
The other used a dream as an excuse to pursue while not even being in a relationship

You have a genuine cuck fetish and you're just waiting for the day it happens

>>724532464
>a stable relationship
Not really

>>724532380
She's been into Robert from the moment she saw him half-naked.

>>724532332
She can fix him.

>>724532513
Ok cuck

>>724532527
coincidentally the exact same time she found out he was Mecha Man.

>>724532307
she's hard kike coded, worse than dc's mosesman of steel dough
this game is likw the epitome of pozzed

>>724524552 (OP)
is she latina?

>>724532464
>stable
Hes a giga autist that only thinks about being a superhero, and she just wants to be a normal woman

>>724532464
Okay lets not be incels for one second, I doubt her break up was decided instantly, it was probably a long time coming.

>>724532665
lasering this whores face off alongside the muttoid mashallah

>>724532723
it's not the breakup that was the issue. it's how fast she got over it.

>>724532665
She wants to be a normal woman while eating out lol. Giga autists can have stable relationships. Or do you think all the deadpan introverts out there with wives, which there's a lot of, are all unstable
Give a relationship like that half a year and even turbo autism gets ironed out to being a minor quirk

>>724532723
That's pure speculation. And until it's revealed otherwise, what we know is that she had a single interaction with someone and left her partner. She's a whore. We have more proof that she will leave you in the same way than we have proof that she was in a relationship she actually wanted to leave

>>724532812
tldr, autistic alien cant imagine acting like a normal human, normal human girl thinks thats unsustainable and dehumanizes her

>>724532665
Holy shit what is wrong with this whore

>>724532812
>this is a good time to a western woman
pure garbage

So the devil whore only really joined the program with batfag cause they were drunk or some shit. Why is she sticking around? They weren’t in jail before joining the program.

>>724529940
sex with gogo

>>724532380
She learns your favorite donut and steals you one because of her getting off to you on a dream?
Oh shit no that happens beforehand. Wild.

>>724524552 (OP)
Charlie is the worst VA in this game.
Aaron Paul is the best.
They both play a character with a monotone voice but holyshit, do charlie suck. Sonar got fired and he couldnt express a single ounce of anger in his voice.

>>724532953
Hard to make a living when you got phenoman here fucking shit up, might as well get a wage

>>724532853
>>724532464
>pure speculation
It's not, the comic was pretty clear about where they stood

>>724532953
>Weren't in jail

Sonar was, he committed the most heinous and unforgivable of crimes in any country that has a Rothschild owned central bank:Theft of Money.

>>724532812
>be mandy for a bit
noted. will call her by ber name and compliment her brunette appearance every chance i get. sex scene incoming

>>724528995
I don't like that there isn't an option to just go home. Fuck bitches, get revenge.

>>724532665
>>724532727
Literally me if I woke up one day with Superman's powerset. I would do a bit more shitting on every form of government and tax evasion though, like seriously, what are they gonna do, throw me in prison? Good fucking luck, not a cell on this planet that can hold me, and I'll just keep all my money some place only I can reach it, like the fucking moon.

>>724533192
So was he just… let go after being flunked out? Shouldn’t he go back to jail? And would she just quit now?

>>724529074
He's the most versatile hero after sonar

Let me get rid of Nikki Minaj from the squad instead
Every other character canon pairings that backfire. She's just a bitch to everyone and it seems like everyone thinks she's shit, too

>>724533148
I was shocked how good Paul was when I thought he wasn't very good on Bojack Horseman.

Why does being invisible make her clothes invisible too? Shouldnt it be like this?

>>724533409
She and Flambe flirt. They're both vain assholes.

>>724533409
she's been very useful to me so far

>>724527628
women are all fucked up and sexually abused a nd long foir sex daddies who treat them like fuck babies

>>724532665
So Blazer wants to be a hero and a human where as Phenomaman only wanted to be a hero.
That explains why she's so drawn to Mechman. He's the only other person who's both. No one else can understand her the way he does.

Why the fuck was this cut from the game nd put into a comic? This would have been pure kino. they had a chance to do an actual well written romance here. Instead we got sex and tits and curse words that seemed to almost mock the idea of trying to tell a story.

>>724524552 (OP)
>we have hana from fear effect at home

>Choose Waterboy for the Z-Team
>He immediately injures Sonar
This is gonna be another Ben, isn't it?

>>724533461
So the fag that would probably be at the bottom of the leaderboard if he didn't start his own fires to put out later for points
Yeah fuck it, get rid of them both

>>724533482
Use isn't what I was basing it on

>>724533446
I imagine her power works like Invisible Woman's, where she's producing a light bending field that extends a half inch or so off her body, so whatever she's wearing gets covered too.

>>724528672
Just tell her to keep the necklace on when you have sex

>>724527669
literally just be a non-fat white guy

>>724533437
I thought he was gonna the same like he does. He sounds like jesse in final fantasy 15

>>724532665
>>724532812
>Comic blatantly shows how dead the relationship is
>Still have posters calling her a "cheater"

People criticizing Blazer clearly have never been in any relationship, let alone had any friends, with workaholics. Phenonaman cares about being a superhero, and to him Blazer is just a part of that. Granted, he does some things that are "fun" as part of it, but that extends only as a company outing. Appearances must be met, and what's the point of casting off powers when the non-work hobbies are considered unimportant?
It's ironic people shitpost about this in this thread, but then complain about flat characters in another thread wherein they're solely defined by their role rather than having human traits, like interests and goals.

>>724533482
It looks like the mission has three slots.
Actually sir it has two one is already filled.

>>724533554
If waterboy thinks he’s getting on MY BOAT!

>>724533603
She's not a cheater. She's just a whore quick to jump relationships, with no remorse, over a single interaction. No attempt to mend issues, no attempt to compromise which is what all relationships are past the honeymoon period, nothing. Just immediately leaving without giving a fuck
She will do the same thing to Mechaman the second someone who isn't depressed and deadpan comes along

>>724528995
Blazer is a blonde corpo barbie, I don't trust her.

>>724533554
If he wasn't so disgusting I might consider giving him a shot on the team.

>All this Invisigal shilling
>none of you even helped her
shame

>>724533603
Don't put stuff that ISN'T in the game and expect people to know about it.
If the character isn't a complete character without buying the ultra super deluxe edition it's the morons trying to nickle and dime people who made that retarded choice at fault.

Episode 7, Waterboy with confidence is unironically going to become an omegacarry and the best hero of the bunch
Which sucks because I fucking hate the way he talks up until that point

>>724533582
the slide for this is so bad nowadays you just don't smell like shit and don't be fat, which still filters most poos
>>724533708
>helping the muttoid girlboss in her woman moment
problematic sweaty

>>724533523
The game was made with one of the core subplots being invisigirl's growth into being a hero (or reverting to a villain). Naturally, this lends itself towards more scene inclusions for her rather than Blazer, which makes Blazer's romance feel less developed, especially in these early stages.

>>724531284
Prism is literally one of the most useful Z-Teamers. Her special ability is nuts.

>>724533708
I did.

>>724533569
>BB fans get their scene
>the choice beforehand

Phenomaman is literally me

>>724533346
I'd shit on corporations

>>724533795
based

Be very careful which form of Blazer you take to bed.

If you knock her up, she's going to have to stay in that form for the next 9 months.

Sniff

>>724533753
white guys are so deranged to think they're somehow the ones losing out in the dating game. Literally all a white guy has to do is show up and not be physically and socially repulsive and he'll have at least three girls to pick from.

>>724533904
Now I'm convinced there will be a choice like this
>[fuck blonde blazer]
>[fuck mandy]
Who are you choosing bbchads

>>724533785
She also has better starting stats and levels up faster for whatever reason. But because this isn’t a video game but just a movie where we pick which whore to fuck in 2 weeks I don’t need to see a stupid nig from Michigan on my screen any longer than I should

>>724533939
major downside is they're statistically likely to be poos though, not worth if you have self esteem and don't buy into the instacope

>>724533994
she'll hate you forever if you pick option 1

>>724533939
Based and true. Imagine if Robert was Asian. He’d be lucky to get a cubicle let alone any attention from girls

>>724524552 (OP)
>Asthmatic
>Still able to hold herbreath for 3 minutes during the scene where Robert undresses in front of BB
Yup, made for deep throat

>>724533864
Eat shit Commie Man, you will face the wrath of The Libertarian.

>>724533994
This is trap. You will only be able to fuck her if you pick brunette.

>>724524552 (OP)
But that's clearly a man, baby!

>>724533904
>>724533994
>fucks superhero form and waits 9 months
If you did this would the kid come out an Aryan gigachad or just default to average brown haired dude?

>>724533603
>People criticizing Blazer clearly have never been in any relationship, let alone had any friends, with workaholics.
anon, you're on 4chan. why are you surprised about this?

>>724534107
world record is 11 minutes without pure oxygen assistance, 29 minutes with. I imagine casually practicing since you were a kid plus an inhaler she could do 8 minutes for free if prepared to

>>724534107
I don’t think holding your breathe is an asthma trigger. A mechadick in your windpipe might be though. Shit… imagine her invisibility glitching out while you cum down her throat… yeah this isn’t healthy

>>724533994
That really depends on whether she's still insecure about being Mandy. If she is, then obviously you pick Mandy.
If she isn't then Blazer all the way.

>>724534107
Why would she need to hold her breath? Are you incapable of breathing with no sound? Are you a mouth breather?

>>724534309
her power only works while she's holding her breath

or rather, that would be how it worked if she didn't have augments given to her from shroud

>>724533603
>let alone had any friends, with workaholics.
No shit why would I be friends with a workaholic. Also I hate BB because she's a corporate hack

>>724534112
Go tip your Cosmic Fedora somewhere else

>>724534187
My headcanon is that it'll be a human/super-human hybrid. So probably much more like Blazer since superhuman genes are presumably dominant.

>>724534402
>Commies, not the fedoraest of all fedorians

How old is Robert ? At least 33-35 right ? Since he's been mechaman for the last 15 years

>>724534590
26

This game revealed that either I have a low attention span, or worms in my brain, because I can't remember these codes.

>>724533523
>He's the only other person who's both.
he's only a hero, look at his appartement, he burned all his ressource to keep being a superhero

>>724530334
>add tomboy sex scene
>player count increases by 500%
It really is that easy

>>724534834
>friend asks me if dispatch is worth it out of the blue today, never talked about it with him

Why is /v/ simping for a foul mouthed slut with a confirmed body count in the double digits compared to a blue eyed blonde virgin who's reserved and cute?

>>724534621
it's not possible
he spent the last 15 years being mechaman, you can't start this shit at 11

>>724534590
Anyone else figure invisagal has a cuddling kink?

>>724534936
Die corpo scum

>>724534961
hes built different

>>724534936
Because that thing is apparently LE TOMBOY! xD

>>724524552 (OP)
>Invisigal is the best female character of the year

Not even close.

>>724534936
>Waste her free time by going to the cinema alone and jerking off in her room
Yeah, I'm totally sure she have ton of friend and all

>>724534936
Because sex scene and attainability.
Blazer is way out of their league, so they just don't believe it will work out.

>>724534936
>with a confirmed body count
Meds now

>>724534936
I can fix her.

>>724534936
>Why are people picking the girl showing definite interest and is a more fleshed out character than the girl whose only character information is in a DLC comic?

>>724535120
I can't agree until this shit is subbed

>>724534972

given she has a shitty and lonely background she's probably extremely into overly affectionate sex

>>724535221
You know it's true. Look inside your heart.

I'm real glad Aaron Paul's character has a job and Aaron Paul got a job. The XBAWKS WUN must've done the job. And he also gets to romance a latino girl he gets to call invisibitch?
Damn Jesse got reincarnated into the good life. Pinkman? More like Mecha Man.

>>724534936
I'm not. I'm a normal healthy white male simping for the cute insecure blondie, oh how she gets me bonered

what the fuck is with the "hacking" difficulty this time around, fuck antivirus

also who in the 1% who adopted the kaiju
>not adopting and raising the kaiju to fight final episode momma kaiju baka

>>724535261
I just hope he got some type of royalty deal. Game might wind up selling as much as TWD with enough years and steam sales

>>724535298
>blondie
Lmao

>>724535261
Its like poetry, it rhymes

>>724535317

The stats seemed bugged on occasion, I just cleared chapter 3 and it said that 1% of the people helped Invisigal out

How do you think the medallion works?
Does it turn people into super saiyans or does it turn them into Blonde Blazer specifically?
Do you think Blazer and Mandy are both virgins or just one of them?

>>724535370
I watched Invisigal die.

>>724535406
Don’t start doing this! I couldn’t hold back my laughter

What if when you picked BB to date the next day Invisigal shows up to work with her hair dyed blonde?

Phenoma man or water boy who should i pick

>>724535543
Why does that work on me? God damn it

Brother you haven't even finished her story when she turns out transexual you're gonna blow a gasket

>>724535373
From what it looked like, she got a little shorter, lost some muscle, went back to her natural brunette, and her tits shrank slightly. So yeah, probably just like a better version of yourself, with the blonde thing being a side effect of the energy powers.

>>724528652
>100% of people who like things I don't like are trannies
Have you ever read out the symptoms of autism?

Is the game already completely developed+episodic release or can the devs change course and release a different episode influenced by the people's choices?

>>724535968
given theyre releasing every week instead of like, every 4 months with a typical telltale game, the story is absolutely set in stone

>>724524552 (OP)
I only saw some clips and would pick her over blonde blazer even though I’m racist

>>724525865
Now I'm hyped for more sex scenes.
Keep it up and the game will find its way into f95zone forums.

>>724524552 (OP)
>nose ring
>best girl

>>724525114
shut your bitch ass up nigger you got owned permaseething fucking low t cultureless swine

>>724525474
>>724524750
why is retarded faggot having a melty over this delicious tomboy?

>>724533708
>>724533795
game stats is pulled out of their asses

>>724532095
Also her and Phenomaman never actually had sex. If you choose to hire him over Waterboy he admits that his alien genitalia weren't compatible with hers, and his idea of "making love" are just really tight hugs. She must have been hella backed up and horny from not getting a good dicking in so long.

>>724536145
>removes it for mechachad so he'll look at her
Fixing her is ezpz. All she needs is (you) and handholding

>>724524608
I picked her, but I also picked Phenomeman. I might be fucked.

>>724533148
Charlie is horrible. Also just sounds like he's recording lines from his gamer headset. Did they not have him go to a real studio?

Why can't she just say she likes him? It's that easy

>>724536503
because she feels bad about blowing up his suit

>>724533148
>Aaron Paul is the best.
I'm actually really impressed by him. After Invincible I've thought he can only do one voice, but Robert is really distinct.

>>724532095
>Women feel comfortable in relationships. They don't break up with their current boyfriends until they find someone else. It's normal.
i don't know why, but this made me feel actual disgust, genuinely maggots crawling in my stomach. holy shit i hate women

>>724533409
She's the most useful character in the roster, so that'd be a dumb idea

Huh?!

>>724528914
I'm actually getting somewhere with watertard by building him INT because its the one thing I'm short on. I'm hoping he gets a slight buff from the pep talk though.

>>724531352
Studies have shown that although most men find tattoos unattractive they also think it makes women more approachable.

any good r34 of the game yet? the last time I checked, it was full of AIs

>>724536838
Some gay and futa shit

>>724536302
>still pooskinned womanlet with mental issues

>>724536676
Holy shit bro you actually got past the hacking minigames?

>>724536838
theres some sonar vore

>>724536881
Helldivers let me get gud at pressing arrow keys quickly I guess

>>724533148
>>724536361
Charlie and Alanah are tied for the worst. They're both really fucking bad.

>>724536997
Charlie is bad in a funny way, Alanah is just bad.

>>724536997
I think Charlie is fine desu, its just him doing his own voice but at least its consistent

Alanah is pretty bad though, her aussie accent keeps coming in and out randomly

Explain yourselves.

I fired Coupe purely because I thought it would hot if she tried to kill me later

>>724537091
And deprive our leprechaun of his ebony sex slave? How evil

>>724537079
Robert the Robot, Master Hacker

>>724537135
I didn't catch on that they had a thing, I do sincerely feel bad for the short king.

>Game has TWO 500 post threads up

I told you it’d be good. It’s a tv show that isn’t locked behind some subscription service, so it feel like old tv show viewings.

It's over, this game is going to be next big thing. /v/ chuds lost.

How is Aaaron Paul such a good VA? He's saving this game for me.

>>724536361
I think he record from home. It sounds off.

I have corporate coomer slop fatigue

>>724537451
hes skilled BITCH

>>724536676
>>724537079
game retarded

>>724536548
>>724532232
>>724531927
female play the max and min game with relationship, this is evolution and tradwife behavior. There's absolutely nothing wrong with maximize one's happiness when the opportunity open, and it was done in a completely fair game.

>>724537451
Since the role of a lifetime he's been "busy"

>>724537451
I think a part of it is he’s in his mid 40s now so he doesn’t have the “YO MISTAH WHITE” voice anymore

>>724537643
He sounds like he’d put a remote controlled toy in invisagals cunt and turn it up when she gets bratty

is there an option to tell her to take off the nose ring?

>>724537462
good way to phrase it, it feels so forced to try and reel back in coomers with the slightest nudge safe horny garbage of the same agenda

>want to talk about the game
>have to deal with the second hand cringe of the males here blogging about their thoughts on women

You just like her because you saw her tiddies, didn't you?

I just wanna be loved bros...

>>724538016
Sex with the guitar girl in the SDN commercial

>>724538016
A woman holds no value outside of what a man thinks of her. Remember a girls not pretty unless a man tells her she is

>>724535317
>Most sent hero is Sonar
>Cuts him from the team
are you retarded

Why is no one talking about this?

>>724538141
I stole his stapler

she fucking won

I have chosen Waterboy as the newest member of Z-Team.

He better not be another Ben.

>>724537939
there will be

>>724537992
>Safe horny
Bro her tits are out and she's cumming to the thought of the main character. How is that 'safe'?

The z-team bullying Phenomaman made me sad. How badly do they bully Waterboy?

>>724538016
You can always go to reddit and discuss it there, it seems like it would be your kind of place.

>>724538270
He did fairly well on my game. He has some funny interactions with the team too.

Invisigal's cute nipples

>>724538141
This is why I fired Coupe. Her sabotaging Sonar kicked off the domino effect of the rest of the team gimping each other all morning

>>724538319
A lot. Like every time you send him out with someone else they shit on him.

>>724538326
Shut up boy. Fucking with the OG here.

>>724531059
Glory Girl sucks ass though. Blazer is actually cool.

>>724524552 (OP)
>check the hour of the this thread
>full American hour, Europeans are in bed
>almost 500 replies for an unknown game

Americans have weird taste holy shit

>>724524552 (OP)
>Nose ring
>Reddit tomboy
Holy kek

>>724524552 (OP)
The moment that faggot tranny shir punched MC for no reason xhe was dead me.

But I wanted to see Mandy's tiddies:(

>>724525794
You're their boss trying to reform a bunch of ex-cons into decent people. You don't do that by publicly throwing chairs around. Making him sit out like a literal child is perfect.

>>724527075
Can't believe we have smoking hot tomboys made for straight men again. We spent the last like 10 years with the character archetype always being a lesbian.

>>724538314
Safe horny is just a term made up by leftists who want to arbitrarily decide who/what is a good or bad thing to say lewd things about. Generally safe horny will be applied to less conventionally attractive things that leftists feel like they could liken themselves to, and anything else will be seen as "unrealistic body standards" or "objectifying". So tomboy with septum piercing would be safe horny, conventionally hot blonde girl with a big rack is not.

>>724531857
Saying that the dress is too small doesn't count as warning her, so if you don't go full autism right of the bat and try to have some tact, it doesn't count in that stat for some reason.

>>724538627
Okay well the leftists shot themselves in the foot here then because 90% of /v/tards think the tomboy is hot.

>>724538417
Why do you talk like a nigger?

>>724538590
>We spent the last like 10 years with the character archetype always being a lesbian.
Now I just realized Invisigal reminds me of Tracer, only without the cringe Brit accent. A lot of this game has this "we have Overwatch at home" vibe, but with actually likeable characters attached.

>>724538314
inferior creature
The strongest white male is also made to be undesired.

Blonde Blazer is an absolute bombshell smoking hot babe, but Invisigal is something we haven't had for years now: cute masculine tomboy girl written for straight dudes. Can't beat that.

So Phenomaman is the canon choice and waterboy is the
>I'm intimitated by large white men
choice?

>>724538854
chatgpt post

>>724538892
Waterboy is the
>I've played Fire Emblem and know this motherfucker is gonna be the Donnel of the game
choice

>>724536838
The lion does not concern himself with AI preferences when it comes to brown tomboys

>>724537428
I don't know about next big thing but it's definitely more popular than any telltale game ever

>>724538141
Saw the scene where you choose to fire him and he's actually legitimately bummed out and confused.
Really I wouldn't want to fire anyone, but Coupe had the nastier attitude.
It feels like they tried to frame Sonar as being incompetent, but gameplay-wise he's actually super useful.

Invisibitch is winning

>>724529940
>>724527481
>>724527075
>Anons can't differentiate between these three designs
What's it feel like being gay AND stupid? Or is your face-blindness a result of your autism, fag-kuns?

>>724529074
literally how?
there are so many missions that require fat vigor
do his hero training and he can make copies of himself filling all the remaing spots. finally teaming up with invisibitch and he just clears every mission i sent him on
still had to throw the bastard out of the meeting

>>724536838
>western slop
lol never will be AI is the future like this game sar :)

>officed dubois likes incel rats
Oh wow
Omg he's literally me fr fr

>>724539093
people aren't training their heroes

>>724538794
Obviously by OG he meant he's an OldfaG.

>>724538892
for me it's i'm trying to fuck his ex so i don't want him moping around me killing the vibe

>>724529074
He's my defense boy, I have turned him into THE WALL

>>724539159
are you training tall or wide for your heroes?
I've gone pretty wide nearly everyone is on all 3s with 5-6 in their specialty. it has worked well

>>724538141
handcuff situation is crazy

>>724538141
Look what Coupe did to my boy.

>>724539295
tall always. given how the pair system works, it's always good to be tall than wide

>>724537379
looks like making it weekly did indeed work at driving up discussion

>>724539295
I've been going tall in two stats so far. Probably not optimal but it's worked so far. It starts to suck when the jobs increase in speed though.

How long is one episode anyway?
The game is surprisingly cheap on Steam and I am considering buying it, and it has nothing to do with tomboy tiddies, I swear, and I wonder how much bang I'll be getting for my hard-earned buck.

>>724538892
I think it's cute (and fits the theme) to give Waterboy his first break into superherodom. Also, giving Invisigirl the double exp training and pairing her up with him makes him get upgrade points like a motherfucker

>>724539719
I have 3.7 hours on it after 4 episodes so one episode is probably around 40-50 minutes including the dispatching mini-game.

>>724539719
Around an hour or so each, not classic Telltale length.

>>724539719
Each episode is like 50 minutes-an hour long

What the FUCK adhoc?!?!
Do you have ANY idea how many used goods posts I had ready to go about blazer?! You just RUINED my day when you said she and PM never fucked.

>>724539719
Entire game is probably going to be about 8 to 10ish hours for a single playthrough, but unlike most games where you have a bunch of gameplay as time filler between plot beats, the dispatching gameplay is probably going to be way less then even a 1/3 of that time and the rest is going to be dialogue and cutscenes. So far there's some pretty clear divergence points that would make a second run likely interesting enough to be worth doing, BB vs Invis, Coupe vs Sonar, and Water vs Pheno

>Literally every single telltale shit has flopped hard since TWD
>Team splits up
>Decide to make the ultimate power fantasy for dudes about banging superheroines and emasculating superpowered dudes
>Success
Was it really that simple?

>>724539928
yes
hetero sex with hot women sells

>>724539928
>beta male pandering with just one tick off the 11 dei to 10
pigs need their feed

Why didn't anyone on the team aside from disco elysium guy like opossums?
They are cute

>>724538314
Example?

>>724535120
I too wish to have a small gardevoir wife.

>>724539928
the animation is really good too. doesn't feel archaic like telltale

>>724539928
Really shows how bad management can strangle a good team more then anything, since Telltale's products largely kept getting shittier and shittier while AdHoc shows that the writers could still produce gold.

Invest in SONARCOIN

>>724539928
Fish starts rotting with the head
Most shit games starting from 2011 are shit becauss of shit management

>>724539719
Don’t fall for the- no never mind you clearly are a shill

>>724539928
The "Literally me" crowd is growing larger each day. The perfect self-insert.

>>724539928
In an alternate timeline, Dispatch is a game where you watch attractive superheroes have relationships and sex with each other, but never you.

But since Trump won, that won't be us.

>>724540091
Buy your own cocaine, you flying rat, and I'm calling security if you come into the office again to "drop off Malevela's lunch" after I found the guano on my chair.

gamers stay winning. get inviskank out of the OP
>>724540274
>>724540274
>>724540274

>>724540303
He's NOT a fucking addict. He can quit whenever he feels like it.

>>724538643
The tactful thing is to be an adult and just say her nipple is showing.

Let's talk about the game for a second

>Sent Flambae to get trained, now he hits max stats off one win and is faster. I had the foresight to level up his other abilities so I just stick him in a sure win f
To get the ball rolling
>Golem literally becomes a 1 man army. I have now pivoted to balancing out his stats to make use of the free 25% per empty slot
>Waterboy has become my pet project. He will be strong and he will be intelligent.

Flambae has quickly become my favorite.

>>724540360
>stupid ass gonna get the thread nuked to /vg/
great job

Start doing this

>>724537379
It got a few 600+ threads when the episode droppped

>>724540091
fired his ass and it was an EASY decision too

>>724532947
The comic explains it perfectly well. Phemomaman only sees BB as the hero, but doesn't see who she is without her powers. He's like if Superman came to Earth as an adult and was always Superman all the time. He never got to learn what it was to be human from a family in Kansas, he just heard he should do good from his alien parents and goes off to do it... however he can. BB is like a movie star who doesn't want somebody who only loves her when she's in an expensive dress and dolled up with makeup. She wants someone who will love her all the time, 24/7.

>>724539928
You thought Mass Effect was most popular for its gameplay?

>>724540053
Even when playing it on the Wii I remember thinking that Monkey Island looked very ugly.

Anyway, they picked a good studio, is animated by Igloo studio, which also did a Love, sex and robots short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma7VuNxEyWw

>>724536503
She's defensive, so is Robert. She's always had to scrape by and surrounded herself with villains, so she never had a chance to really let her guard down. Then she sees this guy and learns his secrets, and he's good with her. Not just polite or "nice," but good. He tells her the truth, he's professional, and he matches her energy when the time is right. But above it all, she's not used to having someone support her without an ulterior motive. It's why she clearly wants to fuck him in the bathroom - she wants to get it out of her system and shrug it off. But then he says no to it and goes on a date with her at the movies.

>>724533446
Her phone also goes invisible after getting seen by MC and the old guy shen she took a picture of her improved ranking at the end of episode 3.