>>213981151
THIS GUY BROWSES REDDIT UNIRONICALLY AHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
RANGEBAN IMMEDIATELY THIS GAY FUCKING REDDITOR

>>536179540
you've done fantastic work

All women can fuck, but there's always one that will want to fuck you.
I lost my virginity with a girl in college because she found out I was a virgin and had a fetish for deflowering men. Think she got arrested for having sex with minors.

holy shit you are legit retarded, all of you

>>718516968
>actual gamers
You mean the board that spent half a decade having daily meltdowns over Doom Eternal because it was "too gamey", that MGSV wasn't a shitty movie like the rest of the franchise, and shills gameplay-less trash like Danganronpa, Deltatroon, the emo incest twin indie and gacha slop?

>superhero movie is comic accurate
>it's utterly stupid trash with cringeworthy clown costumes
Everytime.
They did the same in Deadpool 3 with Wolverine and he looked ridiculous in the stupid blue and yellow outfit.
Comics are the bottom of the barrel of entertainment media and should never be the basis for anything.

>>718190497
>Link not marrying Zelda is like Goku not marrying Bulma

>>213712291
I have no idea what you capeshitters even fight over
>haha my funko pops are better
>my flick flopped less hard
>my movie's quips are more hecking wholesome
>the millennial numales who watched my movie were slightly less bald

>>535273129
holy shit

>>213639713
>I'm married with white children posting for fun before I go to my easy high paying job
Imagine having to lie on the internet about having a normie life to feel good
Pathetic
Keep crying about prostitutes while your "very real" wife and kids are making mashed potatoes or whatever

>any other site
>Oh that chick is hot.
>4chan
>THOS IS BORING, I NEED FAT NIGGERS, BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED
And you fags wonder why you have not a single friend?

>how do you know they're poor? how do you know they also aren't being used in other ways? Use your brain
>IF A WOMAN LOVES A POOR UGLY DUDE IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S USING HIM, IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE SHE GENIUENILY LOVES HIM
literally no better than the women they complain about it

>>533792063
KEKAROO

This has been a great thread, bros. Thanks for making me giggle for a few minutes reading through these.

>>532497836
Holy retard.

>>715853836
>lying about achievements and using MAME to fake scores
>literally tried to sue cartoon network because they made fun of him
>"gigachad"

>>212830864
It is, and all Americans can do is go
>IT'S LE HECKING WHOLESOME
>LOOK AT THIS SPIC IN THIS DUMBASS COSTUME
and
>LOOK AT THE 5/10 THAT'S PLAYING SUPERGIRL
It's embarrassing.

>5'9"
>towering

>>1778961
>they didn't learn their lesson after the 10th anni leak
saving for part 2

>>212189393
>post apocalyptic movie
>humanity doesn't fizzle out and go extinct after 2-3 years

>/v/ still trying to get "revenge" on Kojima because MGSV had no plot
I still remember when these fags insisted that MG Survive would be a stealth hit and had a complete mental breakdown and screeched about Kojimadrones when it inevitably flopped, and all that out of pure asshurt because he decided to not make a movie for once

>>713976594
No Anon, I swear, Kojima and Fukushima together were geniuses who gave us great writing such as "soldier genes", Liquid Snake being motivated by his utter lack of understanding of genetics, a woman storming the beaches of Normandy while pregnant, or generic "hurr my place is on the battlefield" weebshittery.
And all of this sprinkled with dumbass toddler humor that fucking no one with an IQ above 80 wpuld shove into a military themed game.

>>528977847
LMAO

>>508579409
Lmaoooo bump

>>211857267
It's simple, millennials and zoomers wasted their youth on videogames, have no social experience and think if they lurk social media they'll make up for it.
All these people will commit suicide by age 40.

>DUDE SOLDIER GENES LMAO
Reminder that there's people who unironically followed MGS for the plot when even COD games have more consistent writing.
Special mentions to the terrible names of all characters.

>>713161206
HAHAHAHA
IMAGINE BEING A MAN AND "PLAYING" A VN FOR TEEN EMO GIRLS

MAYBE YOU FAGS WOULD GET LAID IF THERE WAS ANY TRACE OF MASCULINITY LEFT IN YOU LMAO

>>713160429
For /v/ to get hyped for something it needs to reach a threshold of feminity.
>Deltarune
>Coffin of Andy and Leley
>Expedition 33
>Danganronpa
>Pokemon
>Life is Strange
/v/ shares taste in games with ethots.

>>713156526
Nothing, it's perfect, that's why it makes the sissies of /v/ seethe and has done so for half a decade.
Knowing /v/ those three things will be
>remove the hecking unwholesome violence
>turn Doomguy into a girl
>introduce hecking cute dresses to play dress up with Doomgirl.

>>211727474
>any other generation
>have power fantasies of going full Rambo and mowing down entire armies single handed or turning Super Saiyan
>zoomer power fantasies
>beating a 5 year old girl that reminds them of girls that bullied them in school
Thank god I wasn't born a weakling

>>279820357
>big fatty floppy jiggly jelly wobbly wiggly piggly.

>>713115591
The shilling of this game was hilarious, it was all /v/edditors trying to get back at Kojima because MGSV had no plot.
Imagine being such a bunch of anti-gameplay casuals that you beg Kojima to put more cutscenes in his "games"

>>279788740
>>279788742
Holy kek

>>712566286
>it's fucking real
What the fuck?

>>10827692
would still bang asuka