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Anonymous No.724529574 [Report] >>724529721 >>724529754 >>724529775 >>724529816 >>724529954 >>724529975 >>724530152 >>724530279 >>724530862 >>724530993 >>724531795 >>724531847 >>724531967 >>724532041 >>724532101 >>724534265 >>724534638 >>724535165 >>724535327 >>724535404 >>724536449 >>724540497 >>724542024 >>724542161 >>724543519 >>724543867 >>724544425 >>724544480 >>724545543 >>724547917
Why don't video games have black characters like this?
Anonymous No.724529663 [Report] >>724532076
Because bein supa green is not allowed.
Anonymous No.724529721 [Report] >>724529804 >>724529816
>>724529574 (OP)
I mean, they kinda do have these niggas in outerworlds
Anonymous No.724529738 [Report]
I think they had dudes like that in Cyberpunk
Anonymous No.724529754 [Report] >>724532754
>>724529574 (OP)
too based and funny
we can't have actually funny characters in videogames
Anonymous No.724529775 [Report] >>724529990 >>724542260
>>724529574 (OP)
too zesty
Anonymous No.724529804 [Report] >>724530729
>>724529721
Name the character.
Anonymous No.724529816 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
Because rent seeking motherfuckers from SBI land will ban your shit.

>>724529721
I only wish. They have boring as FUCK sexless, soulless shitters. They only are similiar in tryhard fashion.
Anonymous No.724529954 [Report] >>724546445
>>724529574 (OP)
Anonymous No.724529975 [Report] >>724546445
>>724529574 (OP)
They exist
Anonymous No.724529990 [Report] >>724542260
>>724529775
nah he wasn't zesty, when he showed up the women started cumming their pants and passing out from sexual arousal. he plowed pussy on the space shuttle
Anonymous No.724530110 [Report] >>724530916 >>724531731 >>724532701
didnt newest street fighter has a MC like that?
Anonymous No.724530152 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
Black characters can't be funny or cool anymore they have to be there to educate racist gamers and call out whitey
Anonymous No.724530252 [Report]
uhhh, bro...
Anonymous No.724530279 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
having a cool or funny character who happens to be black isn't allowed anymore, now every black character has to be some walking, talking form of social commentary.
Anonymous No.724530438 [Report] >>724530815 >>724535447 >>724543572
What was his name again?
Anonymous No.724530729 [Report] >>724544407
>>724529804
nameless homo npc's. this location is full of them
Anonymous No.724530815 [Report]
>>724530438
Chris Tucker
Anonymous No.724530862 [Report] >>724531859 >>724531982
>>724529574 (OP)
Because some of you would bitch about him being too zesty, others still would bitch about any black character period. Everything is "forced" to them and they are impossible to please.
Anonymous No.724530916 [Report]
>>724530110
Yes, and I’m not posting him because they still managed to fuck him up.
Anonymous No.724530993 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
They did in KCD2
Anonymous No.724531731 [Report] >>724537082
>>724530110
>MC
?
He shows up twice. Once when you go to a public lobby for the very first time. And when you do a tournament in the single player mode.
Anonymous No.724531795 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
this niggerfaggot damn near ruined the movie for me.
Anonymous No.724531809 [Report] >>724534208
Anonymous No.724531847 [Report] >>724531967
>>724529574 (OP)
I thought they added him to SF6
Anonymous No.724531859 [Report] >>724534446
>>724530862
LOL. Since when do the opinions here matter. It's the SBI weirdos and the leftists at the bigs.
Anonymous No.724531967 [Report] >>724532021
>>724529574 (OP)
He's in Street fighter 6
>>724531847
Beat me to it
Anonymous No.724531982 [Report]
>>724530862
zesty niggas are based tho
Anonymous No.724532021 [Report]
>>724531967
That's just a terrible design.
Anonymous No.724532041 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
We used to have this.
back in better times.
Anonymous No.724532076 [Report]
>>724529663
Green is not a creative color.
Anonymous No.724532101 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
We already have a few
Anonymous No.724532471 [Report]
Baba from F-Zero X and GX.
Anonymous No.724532701 [Report]
>>724530110
No, he's not nearly flamboyant enough and his VA has no energy in his performance.
Anonymous No.724532754 [Report]
>>724529754
this
Anonymous No.724534208 [Report] >>724534580
>>724531809
The more I think about it, the more I realize Drebin is a microcosm of all of my issues with MGS4. Every single other Metal Gear game expanded the universe in some way, even if it was retarded parasites, but expanded nonetheless. MGS4 is the only one that I can think of that truly did not introduce anything new into the series. and the only new characters in the game were Drebin and Sunny. For fucks sake, the cast of Snake Eater had to become the Patriots, Naomi got tortured and mangled into a nanomachine expert when she was a biologist, and Rosemary got tortured and mangled into a psychiatrist when she was a data analyst.
Which brings me to Drebin. Kojimbo got so lazy when it came to introducing new characters and expanding the scope of Metal Gear in MGS4 that Drebin, a character that is part of the Drebin network, really shouldn't have had the plot relevance he did, and we should've gotten different Drebins at each chapter because it makes more sense for Snake to be dealing with the local Drebin of where he is.
But no, we can't even have this game's impressive collection of freaks monologue their life story to Snake at the end of each boss fight (which the Cobras have the same issue, by the way) because "lmao, the sexy women in skin-tight outfits have too much trauma to be comprehensible! Aren't they creepy, yet alluring?" so now Drebin has to fill that role too because who else is going to?
The more time goes on, the more I hate MGS4. At least Kojimbles seemed to remember why he made MGS2 impossible to follow up on and didn't bother with Snake and Raiden anymore after MGS4 and just made Big Boss stories until he got shit-canned.
Anonymous No.724534265 [Report] >>724534452
>>724529574 (OP)
>PG-13 movie
>can see Milla Jovovich's tits in it
It was a better time
Anonymous No.724534446 [Report]
>>724531859
were here and were talking about it here- the answer has to be centred around the people on here that screech nigger and DEI at anything brown. its a bit retarded to ask /v/ anything about black characters because its either the aforementioned "zesty nigger, DEI wokeslop" or some guy trying to say "WE dont hate black characters if theyre cool :)"
Anonymous No.724534452 [Report] >>724535047
>>724534265
It wasn't even that long ago. Tron Legacy was PG, and there's a character who literally commits suicide.
Anonymous No.724534580 [Report]
>>724534208
>The game finally becomes the information controlled global war theatre that characters were warned of the entire series.
>this is somehow boring because there arent any random new characters
are you retarded? why would the culmination of an entire series just introduced new characters for no reason? the roles were filled? what the fuck did you want?youre an actual honest to god spastic

>this game is bad because it didnt introduce new characters
fucking WHAT?
Anonymous No.724534638 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
Ruby Rhod is cool as fuck.
Anonymous No.724534683 [Report]
BZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Anonymous No.724535047 [Report]
>>724534452
Tron is Disney. They can pick any rating they want.
Anonymous No.724535165 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
Anonymous No.724535327 [Report] >>724542163
>>724529574 (OP)
Anonymous No.724535383 [Report]
Anonymous No.724535404 [Report] >>724535451
>>724529574 (OP)
Because they don't want people to enjoy their games. They want to sow strife.
Anonymous No.724535447 [Report]
>>724530438
Rhuby Rhod
Anonymous No.724535451 [Report]
>>724535404
trvke. any game without zesty bvcks is jewish propaganda to d&c the white race
Anonymous No.724536141 [Report]
nobody like chimponiggaz, *feboyz thugs not count
Anonymous No.724536449 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
because in current year that would be seen as hyper racist
Anonymous No.724537082 [Report]
>>724531731
NTA.
Master of Ceremonies, not Main Character
Anonymous No.724540497 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
ZZZZZ!
ZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Anonymous No.724541263 [Report]
What happened to Chris Tucker anyways? He got fat and stopped acting.
Anonymous No.724542024 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
In japanese niggers like that are normally the losing heroine.
Anonymous No.724542161 [Report] >>724542194 >>724543273 >>724543329 >>724549383
>>724529574 (OP)
I watched the movie for the first time a few weeks ago. The movie drops fucking HARD when they get on the cruise, like for fuck sake, everything gets so much fucking worse and its unbearable. not even just Chris Tucker screaming, but everything included
Anonymous No.724542163 [Report]
>>724535327
Zesty
Anonymous No.724542194 [Report] >>724542289
>>724542161
But the cruise has the best scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTE2h0ZY74
Anonymous No.724542260 [Report] >>724543703
>>724529775
>>724529990
He was an obvious parody of Prince
Anonymous No.724542289 [Report]
>>724542194
yeah, thats the kind of shit Im talking about. awful to watch and I really lost all interest.
Anonymous No.724543273 [Report] >>724543326
>>724542161
Imagine coming into the internet to talk shit about the best movie of all time.
Anonymous No.724543326 [Report] >>724548956
>>724543273
>into the internet
geg she wroted this on a phone and got shit on by autocorrect
Anonymous No.724543329 [Report]
>>724542161
Can't help shit taste
Anonymous No.724543519 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
you need to play more games
Anonymous No.724543572 [Report]
>>724530438
Sapphire Staff
Anonymous No.724543703 [Report] >>724545757
>>724542260
Wasn't the role originally written for The Prince? Then turned into parody when he asked for outrageous salary
Anonymous No.724543867 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
They had to go overboard proving his heterosexuality in the movie to show he wasn't just a flaming faggot. Hard to do that in a video games. Without adult content. Actually how the hell 5th Element got a PG-13 rating is beyond understanding.
Anonymous No.724544195 [Report]
We didn't know how good we had it.
Anonymous No.724544407 [Report]
>>724530729
How does this have worse graphics than New Vegas?
Anonymous No.724544425 [Report] >>724544587
>>724529574 (OP)
If you go to YT reactions on this film, read the comments section. You'll find a bunch of weebs saying "this film is anime" "closest thing of anime" "reminds me of a JRPG"
Fucking kill yourself weebs. It's the other fucking way around.
Anonymous No.724544480 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
Partly cause video killed the radio star. Unless there was a need for high fidelity voice communication among the stars
https://youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs
Anonymous No.724544587 [Report] >>724545363 >>724548817
>>724544425
It literally is. I laugh at all the boomers who obsess over this one movie but mock me for liking video games. It's literally a jrpg plot except the act where they get the stones is 1 act instead of 4 separate ones each focusing on a character before the finale. It was released close to the same time as ff7
Anonymous No.724545363 [Report] >>724545436
>>724544587
Anonymous No.724545436 [Report] >>724545645
>>724545363
Nice picture of yourself newnigger.
Anonymous No.724545543 [Report]
>>724529574 (OP)
>he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3
Anonymous No.724545645 [Report] >>724545884
>>724545436
>NO U
kek
Anonymous No.724545658 [Report]
so tell me my man
WERE YOU NERVOUS IN THE SERVICE?????
Anonymous No.724545741 [Report]
Leeloo Dallas mating press
Anonymous No.724545757 [Report]
>>724543703
I forgot the exact reasons why he didn't play, but yes: Prince was originally going to play the role.
Anonymous No.724545884 [Report] >>724546145
>>724545645
Yes
Anonymous No.724545953 [Report]
WHATS THIS THING WITH ALL THESE NUMBERS?????!
it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a
Anonymous No.724546145 [Report]
>>724545884
Anonymous No.724546445 [Report]
>>724529954
>>724529975
>Legacy characters from Japanese games
Says a lot, really.
Anonymous No.724547917 [Report] >>724549056
>>724529574 (OP)
Millennials can't write characters so they have no idea how to make a likable black character or a likable woman or anything. Zoomers will be even worse. Alphies won't even know how to read or write.
Anonymous No.724548817 [Report] >>724549137 >>724549614
>>724544587
>what is Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal
>what was Starlog magazine
>how did Japan leaped from Tezuka to Otomo
>how did Japan leaped from childish cartoons to adult, edgy, gritty, dark, violent, philosophical themes
>who was Moebius
>https://warosu.org/ic/thread/7510115
>https://warosu.org/ic/thread/7180553

Does Sephiroth and Jehovah sounds Japanese to you? It's fucking Kabbalistic. It's JEWISH LMAO. They even ripped off THREE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FILMS to make FF7, from the plot, setting, and even music themes LMAO.
Anonymous No.724548887 [Report]
AZIZ!
Anonymous No.724548956 [Report]
>>724543326
>geg
go back to your dnb and bbc cado obsessed shithole
Anonymous No.724549056 [Report]
>>724547917
>no idea how to make a likable black character
Just keep casting Morgan Freeman and hope that by the time he dies technology will have advanced enough to generate his exact likeness.
Anonymous No.724549137 [Report]
>>724548817
Welp meant to post this one
>https://warosu.org/ic/thread/7195085
Anonymous No.724549383 [Report]
>>724542161
You watched it with Tenma didn't you?
Anonymous No.724549614 [Report] >>724549696
>>724548817
>Hurrr
I never played ff7 retard. 5th element resembles the older games with the 4 crystals.
>But muh Jews
Kikes don't magically create all symbolism ever, let alone the classic elements
Anonymous No.724549696 [Report]
>>724549614
>what is The Incal