Thread 724538230

How are skeletons so fucking cool?

*rattles*

>>724538230 (OP)
They're white and not afraid of anything.

>>724538230 (OP)
Does this replace the zombie sounds with skeleton ones? I was looking for an addon like this years ago but had not found it

>>724538515
>not afraid of anything

>>724538230 (OP)
>How are skeletons so fucking cool
Because they keep on boning at night!

Lol imagine if there was a skeleton inside you right about now. Wouldn't that be crazy?

why can't skeletons be real bros?

NYEH HEH HEH

>>724541928
You might wanna sit down for this one anon... there's one inside you right now.

>>724542148
Consider me spooked

>>724541464
>he doesn’t know

>>724541464
>he'd doesnt'nt knowed

Skele Supremacy

skeleCHADS stay winning

What'll it be

I got a bone to pick with this Thread

>>724538230 (OP)
>How are skeletons so fucking cool?
They're a skele-ton of fun.

>>724542148
that's kinda gay, i don't want hard things inside me. how do i remove it?

>>724538230 (OP)
no thermoregulation

What are some games where you can make a skeleton character?
Divinity 2 lets you make one. Sea of Thieves you can get a curse that transforms your character into a skeleton, but it's locked behind the awful PvP. (Or you can pay money for the Spinal skin)

>>724546254
Call it a boner with a hard R

>>724538230 (OP)
because we're flesh mechs piloted by them

>>724538230 (OP)
on my way to get inside anon through his butt, he'll never know nyeheheh

Do skeletons leave our bodies at night to do crazy stuff together?

Mummies are cooler than skeletons.

They're too silly to be scary

I AM a skeleton trapped inside a FLESH prison, suffering under the weight of meaty organs, that I must burden myself with. I wish to be rid of the meat, and live freely as a pale white healthy calciunated skeleton.

>>724551523
You’ll have to contact the league of skellingtons.
They have inside men everywhere

bros, when I walk my dog around all the halliween decorations, he growls at all the demons and ghosts and witches and shit, but has zero reaction to the skelletons

>>724544920
what the fuck why does this picture go so fucking hard can i save it anon?

>>724538230 (OP)
god I wish skeletons were real

skelebros, I'm at a loss. many years ago, I saw a video (on yet I think) about a bunch of skeletons sitting in a car (big yellow American cabrio iirc) and accelerating to more and more crazy speeds, overtaking all sorts of fast things (sonic?). I think the video was called "skeleton speed", but I cannot find it anymore.
does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>724552374
>(on yt I think)

>>724552189
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>724552085
The skeleton inside him prevents him

>>724552374
Not what you're looking for, but got reminded of something similar
https://youtu.be/7YC2gcSHXaU?si=48KxMZVJwCptBz3U

>>724550282
>>724552401
>>724552917
This scares the chinaman

>>724538230 (OP)
Because they can jam
https://youtu.be/UOinmXEvEXc?si=WgtWTZKTE-G8_iup

>>724552750
thanks, first time seeing it, love it

>>724552085
>dogs like bones
you might be onto something, anon.

>>724554173
hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb6qdw5R7DM

>>724541464
>implying we're not bros
you'll ngmi if you are scared of your innate brutha

How do skeletons reproduce? They don't have ponoses or vagoos....

>>724552374
Fuck yeah I know what you're talking about
Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio

>>724556358
They just perform a simple sts (skeleton-to-skeleton) calcium transfer

>>724552750
Also thought of the same thing. Based

>>724538230 (OP)
Skeletor.

Skeletons are only cool when you cast Amp Damage

>>724538230 (OP)
debumlked

>>724566596
MOTHERFUCKER

>>724538230 (OP)
Is not the skeletons that are cool, it's the skulls. They're surprisingly expressive without flesh covering them.

>>724556142
Had this fucker as a kid, I need to find it

I think we should genetically modify skeletons so they can have big ears is the science close enough yet?

>>724566942
Don't underestimate the aesthetic of a beautifully crafted ribcage.

>>724552268
kino art

>>724567236
of course nobody's hearing me itt

>>724538230 (OP)
They have no desires, no fear, no reason to be, just hack hack slash stab stab yahahahahaaa

>>724538230 (OP)
well it's because they- holy shit did you guys see that

Post dem skeltal musacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunKMWkE1yI&list=RDcunKMWkE1yI&start_radio=1

>>724568928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMMZt2vn30

>>724569239
That really rattled my bones

Finally. A thread worthy of my presence.

I for one am glad the skeleton is our most-memed body system

>>724570094
Lich Punk.....
With his new single Get Phylactery....

they fune

I love skeletons so much it's unreal

i like skeletons, they are full of calcium and don't afraid of anything

HOLY FUUUUUUCJK

A SKELETON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>724571695
watch your step you bony bastard

A personal favorite

CHOOSE. YOUR. SKELE.

>>724571695
Is this real?

>>724572117
Yes.

>>724538230 (OP)
skulls look like they have permanent smiles on them.
a skeleton running around beating shit up looks like it's having the time of its life even after it eventually gets hit and falls into a pile on the ground accompanied by xylophone sounds.
look at these smug fucks.

>>724571969
Why the fuck is this image so funny

>>724538230 (OP)
Memento mori motherfucker.

>>724571969
>Normal Skeleton
>Pirate Hat
>Flight
>Super Strength
>Underwater Ruins
>Professor Dracula

>>724571440
The way they skid around

>>724571695
Thats pretty cool.

>>724572773
Looks so fucking cool.

>>724571969
>Normal
>Top Hat
>Hypnosis
>Time Travel
>Spooky Tomb
>Eric Von Skullkill
Time to cause chaos across time and space.

>>724538515
doesn't afraid*

>>724551459
FUCKING FALSVKE
SkeleCHADs are spookier than anything you can think of, get thoroughly boned nigger

>>724571969
The guy that made this is a rabid agp faggot
Ruined my fun once I learned it

Every day I thank my skeleton for being so supportive.

>>724576992
Death of the author, man. These days you just gotta enjoy the work and ignore the creator.

which vidya has the coolest skellies?

>>724571695
Where is he going?

>>724576995
Did that ungrateful fuck ever thank you for keeping it warm with your flesh?

Favorite vidya skellyman?
Here's mine.

>>724577320
Skul.

>>724538230 (OP)
It's cool to kill your enemy and add him to your ranks.

>>724578078
Based necromancer.

>>724541928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4

>>724538230 (OP)
You guys can't even move without muscles

>step foot into a cemetery
>this starts playing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zstTGMnIDLc

I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

>>724578240
Skill issue.

PICK THIS BONER, FAGGOT!

*pushes you over*

>>724540979
boneworm? more like BORING worm

>>724578734
tell him to eat shit

You will have a good time

>>724542018
>>724542274
>>724550282
>>724555268
>>724568928
Seeing these silly skeleton .GIFs on Halloween is my favorite part of the year.

>>724538230 (OP)
the skeleton inside you is the ones telling you that

>>724577891
The smoothest, blue-eyed skeleton.

I hope I become a skeleton someday bros

The bones. Not the BONES.
>has no bones
>no bones
>NO BONES
THE MOST POWERFUL ENEMIES HAVE NO BONES?!?????
WHY DO THE GREATEST THREATS HAVE NO BONES????
>DEMON KING PICCOLO: NO BONES
>MA JUNIOR: NO BONES
>GARLIC JR.: NO BONES
>DR. WHEELO: NO BONES
>LORD SLUG: NO BONES
>FREEZA: NO BONES
>COOLER: NO BONES
>ANDROID 19: NO BONES
>DR. GERO: NO BONES
>ANDROID 13: NO BONES
>CELL: NO BONES
>BOJACK: NO BONES
>YAKON: NO BONES
>PUI PUI: NO BONES
>MAJIN BUU: NO BONES
>JANEMBA: NO BONES
>HIRUDEGARN: NO BONES
>FREEZA AGAIN: NO BONES
>ZAMASU: NO BONES
>JIREN: NO BONES
>CELL MAX: NO BONES
>GENERAL DILDO: NO BONES
>BABY: NO BONES fuck you REEKdom, it's not """""beh-bee""""" you fucking retard
>SUPER 17: NO BONES
>SHADOW DRAGONS: NO BONES
>OMEGA SHENRON: NO BONES
GUYS WHAT IF OUR SKELETONS REALLY ARE WORKING AGAINST US? WHAT DO WE DO?

>>724538230 (OP)
One lives inside all of us. It is tricking you in to liking them

>>724579879
bro just reinstalled his vertebrae

>>724552374
>>724556810
i met the guy behind this video. he works at riot games now doing low level graphics work. i told him this was easily my favorite of his works

>>724580058
>pictured: YOU NIGGA

>>724556142
>>724567128

guys I just got a boner

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

>>724580203
You know the rules

>>724580180
Reminds me
Wasn't there some sort of a 4chan(?) VN being developed a couple of years ago? What happened to it? One of the girls was a skelly just like this one. And her personality was skeleton puns.
I believe there even was a demo.

>>724580253
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>724580203
>Mr bones I want to get off your wild ride
>you need to solve the riddle.
>MR BONES I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE.
>repeat your answer please.

>>724580253
holy shit man...

AHHH IM SORRY FOR CUSSING INSIDE OF THAT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN AHHH NOW I HAVE TO BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY AHHHHHHH

>>724581363
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724544947
Skelebro decks were so based

>>724552917
Need this but with a gif of the boner boogying on the bottom

AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE

is it just accepted that every skeleton voice is a take on/homage to he-man's skeletor?

skeleton lady...p-p-retty...

>>724582157
Absolutely, that's like the pinnacle skellybones voice

>>724541928
JACK, RELAX.

anyone got rattling quake3 skeleton?

I remember reading a screenshot of some anon who always picked skeletons and skeleton-based strategies/armies in every vidya or tabletop game he played since he was a kid, and why he loves doing so.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>724538230 (OP)
Skulls are the only cool parts of the skeleton

>>724583449
Why the fuck do you hate rib cages?

>>724576528
>>724572148
i need more skeletons with retarded captions like this

>>724538230 (OP)
It sucks that humans stole the spotlight from skeletons so hard.

do skeletons exist in space?

>>724583729
>>724583856
thanks

>>724584158
well I hear Soviets had secret failed space missions and lost a few in space

damn this a good thread

>>724538230 (OP)
I dunno. Really. Maybe it's because of Jason and the Argonauts for me. But I love skeletons and I love them even more when they're bros.

>Only ~10% of whole skeleton
>Just as cool
How did he do it?

>>724571969
>Not posting the DLC

>>724538230 (OP)
they were designed that way

>>724541464
Could be worse. At least you won't have to share a rooms with a "the human nervous system".

>>724578385
Damn that skeleton knows how to infinite watch out.

>>724551336
Factually incorrect. Mummies have wraps that insulate them, keeping the heat in. Skeletons have no insulation, allowing them to radiate heat much more efficiently, keeping them cool.

>>724584906
Do you think skellies spook each other by saying "there's a brain inside your cranium RIGHT NOW"

>>724576528
>>724583680

>>724579824
>every single one of these retards dies to a fucking monkey with a skeleton controlling him, or Piccolo the Uncle Tom of BONELESS
I think we'll be fine

I lost my ALCOHOLICS DON'T RUN IN MY FAMILY
THEY DIVE

>>724578705
Holy manlet skelly.

>>724571695
wtf is that real?

>>724584598
Heads are where all the charisma is stored similar to how heads generally house neuron centers in fleshies. Ever see a headless skeleton make a good joke? FUCK NO, you haven't.

>>724571695
Big Bones is coming for your booty and you can summon 3 fictional skeletons to come to your defense.

>>724586280
thank you take this in return

>>724576992
No, you're thinking of Tok. This cyoa was made by ScottyAnon

>>724584158
ss13 plasmamen

>>724542274
you might consider me rattled

>>724585806
five finger death punch has an album based off that image

When I die, I'm gonna have my skull pulled outta my body and the rest of me turned into two carbon diamonds. Then said diamonds are gonna be rammed in my eyes. Have some gold laced around my polished bone and leave my head on the mantle in a frozen scream.

i am skeleton jelly

>>724580873
Yeah Mon Girl Gamu
It got quietly shelved or something and never released

>>724586720
Go to the cyoa thread right now and ask them who made it.

>>724587578
poor guy :(

>>724587578
this one is too depressing
fuck you anon, reported and hidden

>>724538230 (OP)
b

When Bones Goes Wrong

>>724584906
>this is your build on INT
gross

Every year, skellingtons are abused for the sake of entertainment and education. For a small donation of 1 (one) calcium, you can help a skeletino find a better home free of judgement and fleshie prejudice.

>>724538875
For me, it's the Johnny Bravo tank.

>>724584906
drrr drrrr....

Skeleton and Nervous System Creature are friends.

>>724584906
Another skelly claimed by deep root disease
Tragic, really

>>724592429
Jank

ENTER

>>724584158
They even have rescue services

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
DO NOT VIEW THIS IMAGE LEST YOUR MIND MAY BE BOGGLED

>>724593828
AHH IM GOING INSANE AHHH NIGGERS AHHH

Spooky

>>724595097
what the FUCK are those disgusting fleshy bits doing on thhat skeleton?

Is it true that the reason you see less skeletons in videogames nowadays is because of chinks?

>>724542148
wtf gay skeleton

>>724595361
Probably. The chinks have alot of money and their fingers are in every pie these days.

>>724595361
Why do chinks dislike skellingtons?

>>724596384
respect for their ancestors and extreme anti-violence laws

>>724596384
They don't dislike them all, they're just more of a fan of endoskeletons.

>>724596384
Skeletons are seen as symbols of death, which is a big taboo in a lot of East Asian cultures, especially in China. Showing corpses or skeletons can be considered disrespectful to ancestors and bad luck in general. That’s why a lot of games have to censor or outright remove them for release over there-either cover them in clothes or armor, or just swap them for zombies or weird goo monsters. It's pretty lame, ngl. Let the bones be free.

>>724538230 (OP)
They just are

>>724544947
The best

welcome back to the land of the livin'..now grab a sword and get back to work
https://youtu.be/7B7qRs5epcA

NSFW
SCARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ynj6w2tII

wtf skelebros this is so sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

>>724600417
https://youtu.be/j6hOgysWIpw?si=b0e4-cBKNwSR8Ozi

>>724552268
IT'S JUST EVOLUTION BABY

>>724538230 (OP)
how juicy is a skeleton allowed to be before it's no longer considered a skeleton?

We're boned, aren't we?

>>724584906
AAAAAAAAAA I'M BEING FRENZIED AAAAAA

>>724584906
Sometimes I think about how that's literally me and feel a bit reassured.

>>724597775
That's what I call a skilleton

>>724604413
No two bones about it.