Thread 724553206

Just a little tonde post to start the day off strong. Doesn't need to be a big deal.

>>724553206 (OP)
I'm more of a "Baby... I have Klonoa" kind of guy

>>724553731
FTFY

>>724554112
you seem salty

>>724554184
No I'm actually very happy. Happy to be alive and klonoaposting

>>724554337
That's not a normal reaction to someone that just wants to talk about the story. You can't just act like you're the authority on everything by pissing on someone's opinion.

If Klonka isn't from Phantomile, then explain why the people from wind village look exactly like him.

>>724554718
I made a typo but you get what I mean.

>>724554718
It was a funny trick.

>>724554718
>then explain why the people from wind village look exactly like hi
Huepow altered them to look like him, but he looks off compared to the wind villagers.
Because he is a replicant.

>>724554718
It could be like how Moos exist in both Phantomile and Lunatea

>>724554842
nah it's all gay isekai magic

>>724554884
Moos are a funny metaphor for NPCs. They exist everywhere.

>>724554884
>Moos exist in both Phantomile and Lunatea
Kicked out of over 100 dreams and counting.

*Hello is this the dream factory?*
*I'll order a Joilant, it's my favorite figment.*

Lolo giving the side eye to people who call her a figment

Claire Moa

Claire

>>724555462
The Klonoa Heroes Lolo specifically.

>>724555757
Pictured: tacofag being bullied by other anons about his weight

trick or treating with the boys

>>724555994
Giving klonoas and sorrow poisoned candy

Who was the bigger gaslighter?

Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

>>724556348
I don't know who that bitch is

I love Twitter(X)
I love Tumblr

cabbit fig

Klonoa 2 was about Momett pulling strings and tricking you with manufactured illusions so you could fetch him the fattest memory doll of them all.

You all should eat healthy food.

>>724557297
Get this shit out of my sight.

>>724556971
JUST RING THE BELL YOU... YOU... DOUBLE FIGGER

>>724557582
Boys flipping me off…

he is really bad at wearing clothes

zzz

>>724557569
the taco bell doesn't exist tho

Priest Sorrow!

Claire the Ancienter

The yellow pages is the only trustworthy source of Klonoa news and info.

TONDE

TONDE

TONDE

TONDE

TONDE

Sorrow visiting the other kingdoms.

Grandpa exploded, it wasn't very dupudidi duu

>>724559987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTYz3pLbTLA

MYSTERY NIGGAS

sad ears

>>724559765
what the fuck is WRONG with you guys?

>no discussion
>just .jpg

>>724559987
HE SAID HE WAS SORRY

>>724560324
shiggy figgy

>>724560324
MAWATTE MAWATTE MAWATTE

MAWARU

>>724560494
this but yes

No one's favorite.

>>724560581
Garlen did nothing wrong.

>>724560581
the doujin with lolo and shota garlen was pretty good

>>724560581
Idea for Klonoa fangame:
Garlen of Banban

Help me...

>>724560867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0B1oaiC5Q

>>724561068
I am THE sadness you dumb bitch ass monkey cunt!

maybe all sorrow needed was to rave

>>724561434
maybe the real sorrow is the friends we made along the way

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Klonoa, or how to make a fun and very well designed platformer that fails because of looking so gay

>>724561747
>looking so gay
but enough about sonic

>>724561747
>that fails because of looking so gay
inb4 the anon ranting about the games failing for being childish with babyspeak before deleting his posts

She knows.

boycast

>>724561747
Should have taken a page from Undertale and dropped the gibberish language, yes?

>>724564848
>*preorder

>>724562661
BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS

>page 10
Oh look it's time for SLOP!

>>724566293
What makes Huepow a boy?

>>724570002
His princely appearance.

Wahooke me up!
When Klonoa trends!

If Klonoa's art hadn't been rejected from the Moonlight Museum history would have played out differently.

>>724562661
Klonoa podcast check it out!
Wage by day, Klonoa podcast by night, all day!

>>724570002
Boys have penises and girls have something you can stick your penis into!

>>724576201
Buttholes?

>>724577479
I like this pic of Klonoa it’s silly

>>724577828
What’s Klonoa saying?

>>724576148
the Guntcast

>>724577878
The Guntcast would have interviewed Kamala Harris in 2024

>>724577875
How much he loves diapers

kys

>>724577828
Imagine picking up the cup phone and Klonoa shouting WAHOO WAHOO RUPURUDU CHURAPA right in your ear.

>>724578191
God I wish he would

You can travel to Lunatea by huffing Klorine gas.

DeCarlos Brown Jr. murdered Iryna Zarutska on August, 22, of 2025.

>>724580141
I don't want this version of Klonoa 3.

>>724553206 (OP)
This (Klonoa) is a fusion of Sonic+Tails+Shadow+a rabbit (could be, a male version of Cream, The Rabbit).

>>724581190
Tails is a fusion of Felix the Cat and homosexuality.

>>724581190
>a male version of Cream, The Rabbit
'noa and Cream!

>>724581190
male cream?

mid game
just mid

>>724580440
Klonoa being the literal dream janitor he was always meant to be

>>724579557
Why is Sorrow tranny coded here?

>>724585959
There’s only one Klonoa. There shouldn’t be multiple versions of him existing in the same time and place.

>>724580049
Gonna try this later

>>724587625
Too late, he's part of the Marvel (Disney) Multiverse now.

>>724588028
Klonoa is like if Sonic Team and Hal Labs said “hey let’s hang out”

Lolo if she real (not a figment)

>>724553206 (OP)
Played half the remake and refunded it, this is objectively a shit game. Can't believe put up with a version that was even worse back then. Literally poor man's Kirby.

Post Klonoa ahegao

>>724560324
TWEWY review never ever

>>724591895
what the fuck is a twenty?

This song pretty much describes the plot of Klonoa 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6VgEam1SU

It's okay to be gay (for Klonoa).

>>724594282
Not in Phantomile.

>>724587656
you will meet the King of Regret

Here's a big klonoa

>>724594718
>he trusted Huepow
he called the cops

>>724594847
So based…

>>724554112
sir, you've ruined my reading experience

>>724590189
Weak bait. Have a pity (You)

>>724591568
This Klonoa >>724577479 is semi-ahegao if you use your imagination

Harmony bell detects evil. What do the other bells do?

>>724598016
sex with nu-tawna

>>724598016
Thank fucking god Klonoa isn’t suffering that fate

>>724598351
>Klonoa finally gets cartoon
>special thanks to Sweet Baby

What theory would be pig if true to you?
Hard Mode: It involves Garlen

>>724562661
What would be some topics the boycast would cover?

>>724598968
Lolo is not a pig

Uh guys it was just supposed to be ONE little tonde to start the day strong, yet you guys klonoaposted ALL DAY... Why you gotta be so based like that?

>>724594847
On my way to scale Macro Klonoa's crotch like one of those rock climbing walls.
>>724601204
I really like this tonde!

Why didn't they just prescribe him SSRIs?

>>724601828
>I really like this tonde!
Thanks anon. It's an overexposed photo that makes him look like a glowfigger, but I tried my best. He tondes so fucking fast that it can be hard to snap a good photo

Kemoshota peepee!

>>724603108
What DOES a kemoshota’s pp smell like? I need to know…

I really just…need to smell a kemoshota. Literally any part

>>724578075
Truth nuke
>>724578159
>t. King of Sorrow

I wonder if normal people view "normal" kemoshota lovers with the same disgust and disdain with which I view diaperfags

>>724605562
It's completely normal to want to lick kemoshota tummies.

>>724606995
But it seems and feels very sinful...

>>724603443
Smells like lavender and dreams

Sorrow overdosing on kemomine and nearly drowning

>>724607405
That's just society's lies and deceit, fortunately kemotherapy can eliminate those bad feelings.

>>724608451
Is it society, or is it my own God-given spiritual intuition that's telling me that molesting kemoshotas might be a little bit wrong?

>>724608659
In dream world, kemoshota molests you!

>>724608909
Klonoa is not a molester

>>724610403
e-erotic...

>>724553206 (OP)
Where to start with Klonoa?

>>724611541
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile on the Sony PlayStation, bruh.

Klonoa is smelly

>>724615997
Time to give him a bath.

>>724601828
>On my way to scale Macro Klonoa's crotch like one of those rock climbing walls.
imagine the erection

>>724614242
uoh

>>724597835
the real thing is better

>wish there was some Klonoa discussion
>uwuu klonoa bulge crotch sweat

you faggots are gayer than bsky

>>724560581
who?

Female Klonoa...cute wahoo gril....

>>724624106
Eggman but dream

You all are just revelling in faggotry while I just want the feels back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSa4GgOOVVk

hoowa

the games are just not that good. the porn kinda hyped me up and raised my expectations. i gotta stop doing that

>>724629059
you have shit taste
homo

>>724629059
I honestly don't know what you were expecting

>>724629841
iunno. its just more of a kids game then i expected. which is fine, just wasnt expecting that.

Get a load of this faggot

>>724629987
That's fair, it doesn't help nobody actually talks about the games anymore. Closest we've got is an anon who's been playing it on original hardware and sharing his progress on the weekends. If you're willing to let go of it being too kiddy, there is a very sincere and heartfelt world and message to be found among it.

>>724630102
it doesnt seem bad, and the sorta edgy aspects i kept seeing of the story seemed cool. finding out it was all just a trick, its like "its all a dream" but not as lame. the gameplay itself just made me want to go play super mario world or something instead. bummer.

and lel that "sorry we blew your grandpa up" image always makes me giggle

>>724630594
Sorroween!

>>724629987
Perhaps it should have gotten rid of the gibberish language and been more edgy like Undertale.

even garlen is getting into the halloween spirit

>>724630669
eh, gibberish is fine, reminds me of the old sims games. dunno about undertale, never played any of those

>>724630782
>reminds me of the old sims games
I think Klonoa predates Sims by a year

>>724630782
Don't respond to him. He's a schizo.

>>724630782
for me it was the scene where grandpa got killed, pretty childish move of the developer

>>724630102
>anon who's been playing it on original hardware and sharing his progress on the weekends
I bet most anons will be out doing Halloween stuff, but I wanna play more today maybe. My own Halloween plans fell through.

Grandpa sure was a boomer

>>724629987
>characters look childish
>jerk off to them
>act surprised when the game looks childish too
I honestly don't understand what's wrong with people like you

>>724631384
Tat is just begging for correction, making jokes like that

>>724631906
hey man princess peach porn is a thing and the super mario games on nes and snes are great and enjoyable for adults. you can do both.

>>724632396
>Mario isn't childish
uhh... are you stupid or something

>>724631906
The porn addict brain is a horrifying thing

>>724632540
compared to klonoa? yeah. marios an italian plumber. klonoas a talking animal

>>724632825
And you couldn't figure that out from the porn?

>>724632876
well, no. the gameplay being simplistic and childish wasnt really conveyed in the porn. or the memes, really. a grandpa getting fucking blown up kinda seems extreme, yo.

which is my complaint, by the way, i dont care how childish a game looks as long as the gameplays tight. mario IS childish, but its still fun to play today as an adult. the controls, physics, allow for some pretty precise gaymen

>>724633047
I see, you're a Nintendo simp. Have a good day.

I made Klonoa for adults

>>724633139
eh? i had a gameboy, and, sadly, a gamecube. but thats the last console of nintendo i ever owned. luigis mansion was good, but ive been a pc guy for like...ooof, luigis mansion came out sept 14th, 2001, grim, but i guess that means ive been a pc guy for like, 20 years now.

actually not true, i guess i did buy a snes to play super mario world on real hardware, after playing it a couple of years on a homebrewed psp 1.5

>>724633380
So?

>>724630638
Sorrow's weenie!

>>724633554
so obviously i was an xbox fanboy. rainbow six ravenshield was my JAM. wait, not obviously, since i said psp lol. i dunno, just absurd to call me a nintendo fanboy when the last time i played a nintendo game was like maybe 15 years ago with the exception of that snes. might of held onto that one for a while.

honestly i also had to look up klonoa because for a second there i was thinking "wait isnt klonoa a nintendo property anyways". of course not, i used a ps1 and 2 emulator on the psp to try out the klonoa games, im dumb.

>>724633732
And? It just makes you look even dumber. Perhaps you should try some of the classics. The OG Rayman, Contra, the classic Megamans and Castlevanias. Perhaps then you'd come off as less of a moron when talking about this shit.

Oh of course you should try the NES version of Ninja Gaiden too. It should be a platformer fit for fussy adults as yourself.

I kinda wanna made a Klonoa 2-like 2.5D platformer system in Godot (or the non-pozzed fork of Godot) or something

>>724634405
lolidot?

>>724634362
i did. on the homebrewed psp 1.5. that shit would do pretty much up to ps1 pretty well. had every emulator i could find and have had pretty much every rom and iso up to ps2 since then. the rest i played on pc emulators.

Klonoa is bespoke

>>724634669
yet you seem completely clueless, a hopeless case really

>>724634405
You'll have better success in Unity
https://github.com/FriendSea/PlatformerRails

>>724634731
>Wii remake in the background.

>>724634756
okay, thats fine

>>724634940
come back when you beat Castlevania 1... the proper way

>>724634804
Does Unity work on Linux yet? It's been like 5 years since I looked into it. I also don't like how demanding Unity is, system requirements wise. There are so many fucking Unity games that look like a PS1 games but require a high end PC to run smoothly

>>724635051
NTA but Motherfucker Mike is based and also a Klonoa enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6-_XxHDCi0

>>724635051
nah, not to impress some random on 4chan or some random e-celeb

>>724635071
nope lol

>>724635214
Maybe you shouldn't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't then. Kid.

I'm having a Klonoa moment

>>724635441
the psp 1.5 came out in 2004 man. i said i owned a gameboy. okay, whatever man, sorry i upset ya

>>724636313
not upset at all, I'm merely telling you how it is

>>724636419
so im a kid because i didnt watch mike matei videos, but actually did play all those games on a psp, but it doesnt count because i didnt beat castlevania 1 on a real console, or something. okay lol, you do you. im going to bed, so night

megaman soccer was the best snes/nes megamans btw

>>724636242
grim. if klonoa does not subside within the next 4 hours, see a doctor

>>724636694
nothing wrong with pointing out that you don't know shit

>>724554975
>DA MOOOOOOOOOS
Grow up

>>724637721
ok pissrael

>>724637671
OW!
MY DICK!

>>724637671
>grabs

>>724637919
MANYA!!!

Recommend me Klonoa-core games that're truly wahoopilled and manyamaxxed

>>724637919
>grabs

>>724638349
There's nothing that gives the feels or has deep meaning like Klonoa does. Klonoa 2 is literally the deepest game ever made and it makes me sad that nothing has even close 25 years later. I can only give recommendations for games that have superficial aesthetic similarities. Nights Into Dreams, Kirby 64, Mischief Makers, Ridge Racer Type 4... You've probably played all those already if you're wahoopilled though.

>>724638597
If Klonoa got that close to me I would literally be unable to resist kissing him

>>724639062
wtf Anon?
That's gay

lots of wahoomosexuals in this thread

I wish faggots didn’t exist so we could have a real Klonoa thread and a new Klonoa game

>>724639121
I know it's gay and wrong and I'm sorry but I just can't resist

>>724639242
I wish faggots didn't exist so that little boys wouldn't get molested. Having high quality Klonoa threads is a close second reason though.

>>724639263
There is nothing about Klonoa that should make you want to kiss him

>>724639409
Why do you have that image saved then?

>>724639358
yeah

>>724639409
>There is nothing about Klonoa
post the full version of that image, then

>>724639464
It's to use as proof of what I just said
He's just a funny scrimblo from a beloved video game series

>>724639661
>he has the boysmell image saved too
I know what you are

>>724639780
A real respectable Klonoa fan
Yes, that's what I am

>>724639992
This gif is really fucked up and makes me sad. Like, more so than normal Klonoa porn.

>>724640079
yeah it needs more diapers

>>724640124
>>724640124
>>724640124

>>724640079
This dude gets sad at porn of fictional character

>>724636694
>megaman soccer was the best snes/nes megamans btw

>>724640309
It's called having a heart and a soul. Gay pedophiles just wouldn't understand.

So...What are you guys doing for Halloween?

>>724643795
Ingman Creamy

Goodbye...

>>724647859
I used to think Klonoa with Sybil was cute but diaperfags ruined it for me

>>724647642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4COzhbp-Sc

>>724557297
Change the I to an A

>>724648264
Ok I'll stay

>>724647859
Imagine Sybil-fied Klonoa and Klonoa-fied Sybil....

tone day

>>724648954
Good boy...

>>724599427
Top ten shittiest Klonoa villains.

>>724651946
Are there even ten Klonoa villains in total?

>>724652196
probably if you include the comic

>>724652196
1. KoS
2. Ghadius
3. Leorina
4. Joka
5. Tat
6. Nahatomb
7. Janga
8. Garlen
9. Nightmare Klonoa
10. Tenabrae Hue

there you go

>>724652690
...thank you for the list of evil figs in Klonoa

>>724655032
Bros he's literally me.

>>724655032
cute wahoo!

>>724655978
Why violence?

moonlight

>>724656946
Moonlight Museum is definitely the student film Klonoa game

it's klonover

lots of 'noas

>>724653245
What if Nightmare Klonoa was the real Klonoa all along.

i call this finished because i hate backgrounds

>>724659967
holy fucking based...

>>724659705
Yeah I'm kissing every one of these 'noas and you can't stop me

kissing 'noa on the nose

>>724661576
Kissing ‘noa on the tip of his pp

>>724661945
>demake moo
gay

>>724553206 (OP)
Thread theme I guess - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDan3Cfhvoc

>>724663425
Thanks

Klonoa if he Spain

>>724664734
There, I made it more trustworthy

>>724664867
>it could literally mean anything
>except the thing I dislike, it doesn't mean that, it cannot mean that
you're funny guy

>>724665287
>it could literally mean anything
It could actually only mean one thing, or two things if you're schizo. Not literally anything

>>724665425
You're a few steps below the average YouTube analyst. Even MatPat is quite a bit above you when it comes to this stuff. At least devs have at times confirmed that he's been right about things.

>>724659967
Why is the Klonoa so gooey?

>>724665904
I bet you think Sans is Ness.

player 2 color beach voilleyball

>>724666071
>Why is the Klonoa so gooey?
slime magic

>>724666071
Someone jizzed on him

>>724666078
You really act like all literary analysis is the same as doing some voodoo magic act. Hilarious stuff.

>>724666560
What you do is not literary analysis. You wouldn't have come to the conclusion that Klonoa 2 is a figment based on that tweet if the yellow blog didn't give you that idea. It's such an absurd logical leap that almost no one would ever make, but it's spread like a mind virus thanks to the likes of you. I wish you could think for yourself. Frankly I pity you.

can someone post the klonoa's moo rant

Happy Sorroween!

I better take a 3 hour detour to get the TONDE game

>>724667369
see >>724554975

>>724666795
That's not how I noticed at all. I had already worked that out when some anon here showed me that tweet way after I had come to that conclusion.

The actual reason I noticed was because I came across a certain concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S__1h2Z2xI

>>724667512
Thanks for the video. Still NAF, but I appreciate the video.

>>724668496
You should learn to argue your position better. You're no fun to deal with, as funny as you are.

I know you actually trying to justify your opinion would be the most hilarious thing if you just put some effort into it.

>>724668730
>You're no fun to deal with, as funny as you are.
I'm not here to entertain you. And I've argued before on a number of different points which debunk your theory, but you just stick your head in the sand with stupid ad-hoc excuses for every one of them so why should I bother repeating myself. And you seem to have trouble understanding that the King of Sorrow can be symbolic of Klonoa's shadow without him literally being a figment of Klonoa's imagination. You call me a literalist or whatever, thinking that I don't see the way that the events of Lunatea's Veil are allegorical for the inner state of Klonoa's mind and trauma. It's just pointless for me to continue. Your mind is made up.

>>724669429
Yeah sure, and Momett could have made it all as an illusion to acquire the fattest memory doll of them all (KoS reincarnated). You can just never know lol. There's literally nothing that prevents you from making up whatever your story needs if you really want to reuse the characters.

Your argument fundamentally boils down to "Just because it's written like a story that works that way doesn't mean it's really that way." and you have other bangers like & "No, stop looking at that faggy poem, I don't like it." and also making up that "Klonoa as a sacrifice." point out of nowhere.

It's plain to see that you're just being defensive and don't really have a clue, and there was that anon that butted in one convo and provided more sound counterclaim than you've managed to do at any point.

>>724670334
ok

You are the Claire of this dream.

>>724591460
>>724594987
>>724596249
slop kino

buy it, Bamco needs money for the next Dragon Ball game

>>724673339
I'd rather not

I've got Halloween things to do. See you in another dream...

>>724674396
cool, Imma ruin the thread now

there was only one set of footprints