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Anonymous No.724570119 [Report] >>724570807 >>724571334 >>724571542 >>724572014 >>724572331 >>724573693 >>724574098 >>724574816 >>724575051 >>724575784 >>724575995 >>724578805 >>724579409 >>724579561 >>724581006 >>724582485 >>724584494 >>724588121 >>724589131 >>724590263 >>724590973 >>724591548 >>724592039 >>724592474 >>724592554 >>724596324 >>724597435 >>724600428 >>724600549 >>724605063 >>724605295 >>724607913
Name a more humiliating romance in vidya
Anonymous No.724570807 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
I don't even consider it a romance
Anonymous No.724571069 [Report] >>724576496 >>724577578 >>724579171 >>724579409
He was right
Anonymous No.724571147 [Report]
I can't figure out how this ugly autistic femcel has simps
Anonymous No.724571334 [Report] >>724573284 >>724574604
>>724570119 (OP)
Not even the worst Owlcuck one
Anonymous No.724571542 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
so theyve been shitting on their audience for over a decade, why do you retards keep buying their games?
Anonymous No.724572014 [Report] >>724572438 >>724577578 >>724583721
>>724570119 (OP)
What gets me is that in Dark Heresy we are getting a male Eldar who will most likely put out. So women and fags will get 2 flavors of Eldar sex while men get an utter fucking humiliation ritual of a romance.
FOR FUCKS SAKE OWLCAT 40K FANBASE HAS DREAMT ABOUT ELDAR WAIFUS FOR DECADES, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPIT IN OUR FACE LIKE THIS
Anonymous No.724572331 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
She's based for buckbreaking elf coomers
Anonymous No.724572438 [Report] >>724572843 >>724577830
>>724572014
why do you care? youre a nazi incel anyway so you should be happy that yrliet didnt “racemix” with you for le glory of the white race or something
Anonymous No.724572843 [Report] >>724573069 >>724573373 >>724574150 >>724577578
>>724572438
Go fuck yourself subhuman tranny animal. Elves are peak Aryan and every white 40k fan has dreamt of being with a fey beauty. Owlcat did this bullshit on purpose to shit on white men.
Anonymous No.724573069 [Report] >>724573860 >>724588426 >>724594438 >>724600130
>>724572843
warhammer 40k is the absolute antithesis of your faggot nazi ideology. the creators have stated this numerous times.
not to mention the yrliet companion arc is literally the most progressive left wing path to take, because everyones expecting you to be racist to xenos.
Anonymous No.724573072 [Report] >>724573230
>wow Elantach thanks for saving my people, now I'm gonna go become a corsair with Marazhai
>No you must remain loyal to me while I'm gone
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.724573230 [Report] >>724573393 >>724585542
>>724573072
If you romance her that ending with Marazhai won't happen. Obviously you already know this though, you're just shitposting
Anonymous No.724573284 [Report] >>724574604 >>724575082
>>724571334
I'd say Wenduag is also on the same tier of shitty as them.
Anonymous No.724573373 [Report] >>724573860
>>724572843
>desperately wanting the pussy of some cunt that betrayed you and got you horrifically tortured
Some "man" you are huh
Anonymous No.724573393 [Report]
>>724573230
I am but it could happen because her romance/plot has been bugged for the past 2 years. The most recent 1.5 patch has fixed these issues apparently.
Anonymous No.724573693 [Report] >>724573754
>>724570119 (OP)
*smells of Orc's cum*
Anonymous No.724573754 [Report] >>724573975 >>724573978 >>724574001 >>724588507
>>724573693
>Literal netori romance where you steal her away from the cuck orc
Biggest /v/ meme ever to call you a cuck for romancing her
Anonymous No.724573860 [Report] >>724573937 >>724574074 >>724574697 >>724575236 >>724577578 >>724588286 >>724590361 >>724602073 >>724604609
>>724573069
>>724573373
Your bullshit is fooling absolutely no one subhuman troon. This is a subversion of the classic fantasy ideal of a heroic white man getting an ideal white elven fey woman. And is only reserved for men, as women get a alpha Drukhari male who is a complete degenerate spiritual negroid. Only subhumans will defend this anti-white subversion.
You trannies will hang alongside christcuck race traitors when the white man breaks free from his abrahamic liberal shackles.
Anonymous No.724573937 [Report]
>>724573860
Fuck off with your gay larp to /pol/
Anonymous No.724573975 [Report] >>724576182 >>724583701
>>724573754
You don't steal shit they stay in a "relationship" until the end of the game.
Anonymous No.724573978 [Report] >>724577482
>>724573754
She tells you that she wants to go and fuck other people and if you tell her no she breaks up with you, she's just a straight up slut and does the same thing she did to Regongar to you.
Anonymous No.724574001 [Report]
>>724573754
>steal her away
>not DPing her with your bro so he can stretch out her butthole for you with his big orc cock
Anonymous No.724574027 [Report] >>724575084
All these updates and patches, she's still forced to betray you, right?
>inb4 no it's different she was tricked!
Anonymous No.724574071 [Report] >>724574683
>Your bullshit is fooling absolutely no one subhuman troon. This is a subversion of the classic fantasy ideal of a heroic white man getting an ideal white elven fey woman. And is only reserved for men, as women get a alpha Drukhari male who is a complete degenerate spiritual negroid. Only subhumans will defend this anti-white subversion.
>You trannies will hang alongside christcuck race traitors when the white man breaks free from his abrahamic liberal shackles.
Anonymous No.724574074 [Report]
>>724573860
Trying too hard
Anonymous No.724574098 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
>romance
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.724574150 [Report] >>724574683
>>724572843
>fey beauty
You know nothing about 40k retarded tranny. Eldar are gangly stickbugs who look uncanny to humans, not anime elves.
Anonymous No.724574375 [Report] >>724574476
why does every /v/ thread devolve into /pol/?
Anonymous No.724574476 [Report] >>724574591
>>724574375
Because baiting for (you)s and pretending to be retarded has never been easier.
Anonymous No.724574591 [Report] >>724575137
>>724574476
proof?
Anonymous No.724574604 [Report] >>724574897 >>724579685 >>724583381 >>724590483
>>724571334
>>724573284
Its almost impressive how shit Owlcat is at romance. Is it a Russian thing?
Anonymous No.724574683 [Report] >>724578008
>>724574071
>>724574150
The larpagan schizo has a point tho
Why are all of Owlcat's female elf romances humiliation rituals?
Anonymous No.724574697 [Report] >>724594438
>>724573860
thats great. just remember that the creators of warhammer, and owlcat for that matter absolutely hate you and everything you believe, and all of their writing serves to mock you but youre too stupid to realize it.
Anonymous No.724574702 [Report] >>724574770 >>724574940 >>724574946
The excerpt discusses a perceived pattern in fantasy media, particularly in Warhammer 40,000 and other RPGs, where human males are systematically portrayed as inferior to non-human males, especially elves, in romantic and social contexts. The author argues that this is a deliberate effort to demoralize and humiliate young, straight, white males by promoting narratives where human males are seen as undesirable, while non-human males (like elves) are idealized and given romantic or sexual appeal. The text also criticizes the lack of positive human male representation, the focus on human females being attracted to non-human males, and the broader cultural and ideological messaging embedded in these stories.
Anonymous No.724574770 [Report]
>>724574702
>source: im a virgin
Anonymous No.724574816 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Did you think that every toaster in the Imperium of Man broadcasting about how xenos must be shot on sight does so without a good reason?
You didn't listen and as a result
>Ended up in Cumrag
>Subjected to indescribably horrifying tortures, your retinue as well
>Blueballed to death
>Bitch still gets mad if you attempt to fuck someone else while in "relationship" with her
Thankfully even if RT is a retard who didn't listen, my man Pasqual eventually takes out the trash.
Anonymous No.724574897 [Report] >>724575081
>>724574604
It's a russian female thing, because all romance writers for owlcat are female.
Anonymous No.724574940 [Report]
>>724574702
what are you on about
Anonymous No.724574946 [Report] >>724584682
>>724574702
>The excerpt discusses a perceived pattern in fantasy media, particularly in Warhammer 40,000 and other RPGs, where human males are systematically portrayed as inferior to non-human males
skill issue. my rogue trader went against the grain of racism, ignorance and cruelty of the imperium of man and improved the lives of humans and xenos alike in the koronus expanse. sounds like a superior man to me.
Anonymous No.724574973 [Report] >>724575317 >>724575336 >>724582226 >>724582505
i guess im a retard. would some kind anon explain to me how overseer works, swarm in particular. i feel like it thematically fits Pasqal
Anonymous No.724575051 [Report] >>724575353 >>724580220
>>724570119 (OP)
that FNV bitch who teases you entire game then goes to fuck random soldier
Anonymous No.724575081 [Report] >>724575365
>>724574897
Always bringing up their bodycount out of nowhere is a western thing in general. A pure maiden like in the fairytales is just too unrealistic in fantasy and science fiction.
The cannibalism and being a serial killer is a Russian thing.
Anonymous No.724575082 [Report]
>>724573284
Wenduag's only problem is being a schizo because her romance and loyalty test questlines happen at the same time so you go from sitting by a fire naked looking at eachothers scars to a retarded event where she claims she was fucking demons to hide the fact that she's tracking down the mongrel demon guy.
Anonymous No.724575084 [Report]
>>724574027
Well techincally you can avoid that if you just cap her on Janus. But you will still end up in Commorragh, because IIRC one of Jimmi's spooks sets you up instead.
Anonymous No.724575137 [Report]
>>724574591
There's your proof, you have retards replying to a chatGPT summary.
Anonymous No.724575236 [Report] >>724577602
>>724573860
That's what you get for not being a fishfucker, enjoy your pussy-free relationship
Anonymous No.724575317 [Report]
>>724574973
It broadcasts single target abilities that you cast on it on every relevant target in radius around it. Operator debuffs, officer buffs, etc.
Anonymous No.724575336 [Report]
>>724574973
its basically a trash archetype and tou be better with literally anything else. cool concept poor execution maybe theyll buff it one day but it is by far the weakest archetype to have.
pasqal is great with heavy armor and bounty hunter or executioner.
Anonymous No.724575353 [Report]
>>724575051
Play a non-psyker that has single target buffs or debuffs and move the swarm near allies/enemies to turn them into AOE's. It's busted with officers like Cassia/Jae, mediocre with Pasqal, and back around to strong but not all that strong with Castigator Arbitrator Operatives to throw around massive debuffs.
Anonymous No.724575365 [Report]
>>724575081
Sorry but all of Owlcats writers are Russian.
Anonymous No.724575649 [Report] >>724575726 >>724575990
Я кyкoлд и гopжycь этим
Anonymous No.724575726 [Report]
>>724575649
>single mother that almost causes the apocalypse is a feminist icon
Grim
Anonymous No.724575784 [Report] >>724575882 >>724575887
>>724570119 (OP)
this is on the fucking secondaries who really, *really* thought an eldar would be romantically involved with a human
the sheer amount of precedent set against the concept is fucking staggering, to the point that it's more of an insult to yourself for thinking otherwise
Anonymous No.724575882 [Report] >>724577831
>>724575784
Was this after or before the whole Guilliman + Yvraine nonsense?
Anonymous No.724575887 [Report]
>>724575784
The Drukhari was and it seems like the Corsair will be in Dark Heresy, but only for women and gay men
Anonymous No.724575948 [Report] >>724576070 >>724594373
The very fucking concept of "romance" in Rogue Trader is ludonarrative dissonance-inducing in the first place. You're not some RPG adventurer tard, you're one of the most important people in thousands light years radius by hereditary status.
The only form of "romance" making sense in that situation is
>Abelard, invite hoes from local upper stratum into my chambers
Especially considering that apparently the family has fuckall heirs left and something needs to be done about it.
Anonymous No.724575990 [Report]
>>724575649
>Too weak to even flex properly
Incredible. Just incredible.
Anonymous No.724575995 [Report] >>724587981 >>724588496
>>724570119 (OP)
It's not a romance
Anonymous No.724576062 [Report] >>724576280 >>724576347 >>724576602
Owlcat will include female Drukhari in dark heresy and you will fix her. TRUST THE PLAN
Anonymous No.724576070 [Report]
>>724575948
Yeah, but no one actually cares about the shitty setting except sub 80 IQ retards, there's romance because owlcat fans want romance in their games.
Anonymous No.724576182 [Report]
>>724573975
They literally "break up" in the middle of her romance when he storms out of the tavern.
Anonymous No.724576280 [Report]
>>724576062
woah woah woah, three xenos? Are you out of your mind! You're getting two only, as per GW mandate with RT and now DH.
Anonymous No.724576347 [Report] >>724577116
>>724576062
It's a female exodite
Anonymous No.724576496 [Report]
>>724571069
qrd?
Anonymous No.724576602 [Report]
>>724576062
Nah man, Exodite GF.
Anonymous No.724577116 [Report] >>724577456 >>724582890 >>724583224
>>724576347
Not sure how that would work since they can't leave their planets
Anonymous No.724577456 [Report]
>>724577116
NTA, but I think they can if they grab a soulstone and get it attuned iirc. Exodites have some access to those too. But it's very rare for an Exodite to leave their planet.
Anonymous No.724577482 [Report]
>>724573978
90% sure she eventually tells you she was saying those things to see how'd you react and apologizes for being emotionally abusive.
Anonymous No.724577578 [Report] >>724578051 >>724583641
>>724571069
>>724572014
>>724572843
>>724573860
Fuck off retard. To the Eldar having sex with a human is basically the equivalent of you fucking a chimp. Of course only turbo degenerate freaks like the Deldar would be up for what boils down to beastiality.
Anonymous No.724577602 [Report] >>724577636
>>724575236
Doesn't Cassia die from mutations in like 10 years? Its going to be a pussy free existence anyway soon enough, though I guess you just go get a new girlfriend when it happens whereas Yrliet seems like she wont let you have sex your whole life.
Anonymous No.724577636 [Report] >>724577808
>>724577602
>Doesn't Cassia die from mutations in like 10 years?
No?
Anonymous No.724577808 [Report] >>724577884
>>724577636
They talk about how she's going to quickly get more and more mutated and one of her ending slides mentions she has a short life.
Anonymous No.724577830 [Report]
>>724572438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
Anonymous No.724577831 [Report] >>724585009
>>724575882
>Was this after or before the whole Guilliman + Yvraine nonsense?
What fucking nonsense? Non canonical fanart and smut spammed by retarded secondaries? Yvraine and Guilliman were in the same room once, and then Yvraine fucked off to do her retarded death cult shit while Guilliman left off to try to piece the imperium into fighting shape for the indominitus crusade.

There is no relationship between yvraine and guilliman at all. Guilliman has a closer relationship to fucking Eldrad than he has to yvraine.
Anonymous No.724577874 [Report]
all wrpgs are cuckoldry simulators
Anonymous No.724577884 [Report] >>724578176
>>724577808
She doesn't mutate "quickly" outside of the ending where her mutations go out of control and kill her
Anonymous No.724577941 [Report] >>724578069 >>724582731
>can't romance the bible thumping bolter bitch
>but you can romance xeno scum and a fish
Anonymous No.724578008 [Report]
>>724574683
GEE GOLLY WIZ JOHNNY
MAYBE THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT KNIVE-EARS ARE BACKSTABBING XENO SHITHEADS THAT NEED TO BE ALL KILLED? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT YOU STUPID FUCKWITTED RACETRAITOR?
Anonymous No.724578051 [Report] >>724578312 >>724578639 >>724578931 >>724583796
>>724577578
sounds like a cop out. theres a world of difference between a human and a monkey like i dunno, they are covered in hair and cant talk.
whats the difference between a human and elf? longevity? not a problem in any other fantasy media and those dont have life extending technology for humans
Anonymous No.724578069 [Report] >>724583139 >>724586203
>>724577941
>and a fish
Good
Anonymous No.724578176 [Report]
>>724577884
Ah I spoiled myself with the ending slides like a year ago and wasn't sure I remembered exactly. Guess it only happens with certain choices? Though I think the short life slide was the romantic ending where she leaves her house and stays with the RT for good.
Anonymous No.724578312 [Report] >>724579842 >>724594501
>>724578051
Xenos don't think like us. They view humans as an average 4channer views a nigger or a tranny.
Anonymous No.724578639 [Report] >>724578760 >>724579532 >>724579736 >>724594760
>>724578051
>whats the difference between a human and elf?
The Eldar are not just longer lived, they are near immortal in comparison to humans, being able to live for thousands of years, the oldest of them still around were alive before the fucking fall of the Eldar, which occurred 10 000 years before the contemporary 40k setting.

They are also smarter, taller, faster, more agile and graceful, possess keener senses and are arguably stronger than baseline humans, not to mention their inherent psychic abilities. Even the dullest of Eldar are canonically once in a lifetime geniuses by human standards. The Eldar are not just "muh humans with pointy ears and long lives" like most elves are in fiction. They are legitimately superhuman beings. Their differences in capabilities when compared to us is basically comparable to how much we differ from monkeys, and from Eldar perspective humans are inherently just lesser beings no matter how you cut it.

Some Eldar are nicer about it than others, largely depending on what culture they stem from, and it ranges from just trying to keep their distance from humans and working together if they absolutely must when mutual interests are aligned like some craftworlds do, to just viewing humans as cattle to be harvested like the dark eldar do
Anonymous No.724578760 [Report] >>724578867
>>724578639
>superhuman beings
>gets its neck snapped by John the space marine
Anonymous No.724578805 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
"Romance"
Anonymous No.724578867 [Report]
>>724578760
>Superhuman being gets beaten by other superhuman beings.

Your point? Spesh Muhreens are not baseline humans, they are transhuman biological weapons that are made trough surgery and hormonal alterations via aritifical organs that are implanted into them.
Anonymous No.724578931 [Report] >>724579042
>>724578051
>whats the difference between a human and elf?
Nothing, they are supposed to be elves. Eldar is even taken from LOTR
Anonymous No.724579042 [Report] >>724579209
>>724578931
The difference between the Eldar and humans in 40k is far greater than the difference betwee elves and humans is in the Lord of the Rings. You'd realize this if you actually fucking read trough Eldar codexes and how they describe the Eldar.
Anonymous No.724579171 [Report] >>724602382
>>724571069
How wonderfully autistic, are there any more?
Anonymous No.724579209 [Report] >>724579461 >>724579541
>>724579042
And that means they aren't supposed to be elves how? It takes a special kind of retard to honestly try to say Eldar arent elves
Anonymous No.724579409 [Report] >>724579497
>>724570119 (OP)
>>724571069
I've tried to point out how all the girls in WotR are literal monsters and there's statistically no way all the simps could have a fetish for five legs or whatever, it's just internet porn culture.
I accepted it as the current reality, no one else complains much cause anyone who would already abandoned the 'neighbourhood' to super fringe, possibly Japanophile, NEET freaks.
BG3 incorporates the same trend, although it's not as extreme.
Anonymous No.724579461 [Report]
>>724579209
Not what I said, retard. They are space elves that are also inherently superhuman to far greater extent than elves in Lotr or typical fantasy settings are. If your concept of elf is stuck to the typical fantasy concep of elf and you apply that to the eldar, you are mischaracterizing them because the Eldar are just flat out better in every category when it comes to comparison to baseline humans, to tremendous degrees.

To the Eldar, humans are legitimately a lesser race. The Eldar are basically turbo space aryans living in a galaxy inhabited by subhumans animals living among the ruins of their once great empire.
Anonymous No.724579497 [Report] >>724580265
>>724579409
>could have a fetish for five legs
What the fuck are you talking about? Arueshalae is just a succubus, they're just humans with horns and a tail, Wendog just has spider legs on her back, like wings, the other two are a regular elf/human respectively
Anonymous No.724579532 [Report] >>724579686 >>724580078
>>724578639
>Even the dullest of Eldar are canonically once in a lifetime geniuses by human standards.
I haven't seen a single instance of 40k writing where it was actually displayed like that.
It's as bad as their entire decision making consisting of "we have magical future predicting powers lmao".
I guess it's just an another instance of that copypasta about stupid writers trying to write smart characters.
Anonymous No.724579541 [Report] >>724579684
>>724579209
>It takes a special kind of retard to honestly try to say Eldar arent elves
While they're an equivalent, they're not elves, particularly in their relation to humans. Subtlety happens even in over the top universes like 40k.

Too many newfags around here act like they're going to get upvotes or some kind of reward for (you)s - guess its just the attention they never got from their father
Anonymous No.724579561 [Report] >>724581029 >>724593840 >>724594090
>>724570119 (OP)
>Name a more humiliating romance in vidya
Wrong. Her romance is kino if you fix it with mods.
Anonymous No.724579661 [Report]
Total Jimmy Love!
Later, homos.
Anonymous No.724579684 [Report]
>>724579541
>they're not elves
Sure buddy, and the Kin aren't dwarves, and the orks aren't orcs WINK WINK
Anonymous No.724579685 [Report]
>>724574604
I liked the romances in a few Russian stories I've read, and one of those love interests was an actual whore.
Anonymous No.724579686 [Report]
>>724579532
>I haven't seen a single instance of 40k writing where it was actually displayed like that.
40k writers are shit, who would have guessed.

>I guess it's just an another instance of that copypasta about stupid writers trying to write smart characters.
That plus the guy who has written most of the Eldar pov books etc seems to legitimately hate the Eldar and think that "muh dying race" and "muh phyrric victories" are the only traits they have.

The Path of the Dark Eldar books are probably the only good Eldar focused literature out there.
Anonymous No.724579736 [Report] >>724579920
>>724578639
>super genious enlightened superior beings of wisdom and grace too good to be tainted by humanimal filth
>have an even more stunted and primitive view of a highly advanced civilization and people than our current year literally too stupid for aliens to visit civilization has of animals
Ok. Intelligent creature which is written by an unintelligent one, classic.
Anonymous No.724579842 [Report]
>>724578312
Finally an analogy I can understand.
Anonymous No.724579920 [Report]
>>724579736
The Eldar view of humans ranges from begrudging tolerance to viewing us as cattle. Not all Eldar view humans the same way, like I said, it depends largely on what culture the Eldar stem from and of course on invidiual perspectives, however the entire discussion we are having started because some dipshits itt are upset that an Eldar chick, would not fuck what from her point of view, is a disgusting lesser being (which is what humans are to the Eldar, they do not find us attractive, we look fucking ugly to them.)
Anonymous No.724579951 [Report] >>724580172
>he wants an eldar waifu
>she's from comorragh, craftworld or corsair
If she's not exodite with her own dino bud, she's damaged goods and you deserve to be humiliated for having such shitty standards
Anonymous No.724580078 [Report]
>>724579532
They actually are portrayed that way. Except it's in older books, and it's when they are the antagonists, where they are shown to be lethal and deadly foes so it actually feels impressive when the Imperial forces manage to somehow prevail. GW somehow forgot the nuance that in order to make your heroes cool you have to make your villains threatening and powerful, though, so most of the Eldar stuff written now just makes them come off as significantly less competent Humans with a superiority complex that makes no sense since all they do is lose.
Anonymous No.724580172 [Report]
>>724579951
Exodite Eldar would not fuck humans m8. They are on the exact opposite scale of puritanism than the dark eldar are (who are the only eldar really degenerate enough to entertain the thought of fucking humans). The exodites are basically eldar amish who think that space ships are too decadent.
Anonymous No.724580220 [Report]
>>724575051
She was never a romance though, her author specifically said he hated the idea of the PC romancing her so it wasn't included as an option.
Anonymous No.724580265 [Report] >>724580541
>>724579497
>Arueshalae is just a succubus, they're just humans with horns and a tail, Wendog just has spider legs on her back
Nigga....
Anonymous No.724580483 [Report] >>724580756
All of you people who want Eldar waifus, why don't you just want an Eldar game where you get to play as a corsair prince or something, and claim a harem of Eldar women for yourself?
Anonymous No.724580487 [Report] >>724580635 >>724580758 >>724581726
Why aren't you ever given the option to talk things out with Yrliet regarding your relationship? It feels like she just sets the rules and you comply. So you could at least put light physical contact like hugging or cheek kisses on the table?
Anonymous No.724580541 [Report]
>>724580265
Yes, literally just a human wearing props
Anonymous No.724580635 [Report]
>>724580487
>It feels like she just sets the rules and you comply.
That's because if you weren't a faggot, you'd have shot her in a head in cumrag or gave her to Jimmi. So the game treats you as a complete faggot.
Anonymous No.724580756 [Report] >>724581094
>>724580483
Because they're raceplay fetishists who can't control it and have to lean into it at any and all opportunity. Meaning they'd make great Eldar roleplayers if they'd only try
Anonymous No.724580758 [Report]
>>724580487
>It feels like she just sets the rules and you comply
It feels like that because that's exactly how it is, it's one of the reasons why it sucks, it's all take and no give
Anonymous No.724580786 [Report]
Writers going out of their way to make romance unappealing feels like one of the defining traits of the WRPG at this point.
Anonymous No.724580838 [Report]
How is it humiliation when every Yrlietard still worships her
Anonymous No.724581006 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Babby tier humiliation.

A proper humiliation would be Yrliet sneering with disgust at the player character for even attempting to romance her, and leaving the party because of it.
Anonymous No.724581029 [Report]
>>724579561
Razard wrote this
Anonymous No.724581094 [Report] >>724581349
>>724580756
This. The people that clamor for Eldar waifus are the same type of people that jack off to blacked etc race mixing shit.
Anonymous No.724581341 [Report]
https://imgur.com/a/raszard-autism-r0o4Pr0
Reminder that this guy was discussing his Yrliet sexual fantasies with other people publically on his profile until /crpgg/ bullied him to stop.
And yes this is the guy who made Yrluet x his OC self insert fanart almost every dsy since game release.
None of the Owlcat or Bioware waifus have this level of devotion
Anonymous No.724581349 [Report] >>724581597
>>724581094
You are mentally unwell.
Anonymous No.724581597 [Report]
>>724581349
Stop gooning to blacked fren
Anonymous No.724581726 [Report]
>>724580487
It's badly written. You being with her is mostly just submission with no nuance. It's a femdom fetish relationship
Anonymous No.724581765 [Report] >>724581826 >>724582446
Yrliet is written exactly how she should be realistically written. Waifutards can eat shit. It's a member of different species who doesn't give a fuck about yours. If you didn't unload all your party's firearms at her when she started asking you to take her on your ship and do shit for her without compensation, that's entirely (you) problem of not wanting to miss out on le content. She doesn't even feel bad for others when everyone ends up on Commoragh because of her, only for herself. And it's how it is supposed to work. Why is that thing in your party in first place? Are you in 40k or Mass Effect?

Although canon level of relationship between humans and eldars in 40k is generally looks more like Mass Effect, compared to how it should be when taking other details of the setting and common sense into account. Two sentient species cannot coexist. Humans would be scared shitless of a more advanced sentient species, and the department of inquisition dedicated to physically removing them from the galaxy would be bigger than the rest of the inquisition combined. At the same time completely deleting humanity would be eldars' existential need, because humanity constitutes more than 99% the galaxy population that fuels the warp. Them talking or even cooperating with each other instead looks more nonsensical than temporarily allying with nids.
Anonymous No.724581818 [Report] >>724592646
DeCarlos Brown Jr. murdered Iryna Zarutska on August, 22, of 2025.
Anonymous No.724581826 [Report]
>>724581765
>no no no, she's SUPPOSED to be shit
And that's why I always kill her, not worth wasting a companion slot on her for Cumrag
Anonymous No.724582035 [Report] >>724582101 >>724582916
Marazhai is the superior Eldar party member.
He is fucking hilarious.
Anonymous No.724582101 [Report] >>724582227 >>724582284
>>724582035
They're both shit
Anonymous No.724582226 [Report]
>>724574973
Depends on the pet and your base class
Officer can turn his single target abilities into AoE with the swarm. Doesn't seem too useful for another base class.
Raven is the equivalent for psykers, and eagle is general purpose extra damage and crowd control. I think dog is likewise but haven't used it (I benched Sologay)
Anonymous No.724582227 [Report]
>>724582101
Maybe if you are dullard dogmatard.
Having Marazhai in the party is fun just for the banter alone. He is such a smug and arrogant cunt at every opportunity lmao.
Anonymous No.724582257 [Report]
Currently doing my first dogmatic run on Only War mode, unfair. Anything I should keep in mind?
Completed the game once before a year ago as iconoclast.
Heretic after this.
Anonymous No.724582284 [Report]
>>724582101
Nah Marazhai actually had a competent writer behind his content, he's pretty solid. He should still be killed by 90% of Rogue Traders but for what he is, he's written well. The same can't be said for Yrliet.
Anonymous No.724582382 [Report] >>724582462
Dark Heresy when
Anonymous No.724582446 [Report]
>>724581765
>She doesn't even feel bad for others when everyone ends up on Commoragh
She feels a bit bad for everyone else in the party, but seems to feel worse for the random soldiers in the arena. Like it's easier to care about people in the abstract rather than the concrete.
I headcanon it as Eldar struggle with empathy. They seem very self absorbed at an individual level. They're described as fundamentally amoral in the codices, which is why they compensate with their highly ritualistic Paths. Deldar just embrace the amorality.
>Prideful
>Racist
>Amoral
>Highly ritualistic
Eldar are like if Japanese were real
Anonymous No.724582462 [Report]
>>724582382
Alpha begins 16 December. Why so close to Christmas? Who knows.
Anonymous No.724582485 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Witch Princess
Anonymous No.724582505 [Report]
>>724574973
Swarm lets Pasqal apply pretty much every single operator ability onto crowds. It's an insane power scaler that lets your operator debuff the entire enemy team instead of 1 guy at a time.
Anonymous No.724582529 [Report] >>724582713 >>724583009 >>724584141 >>724584195
Playing for the first time and the game is...Kinda easy? I remember struggling on Core in wotr more than on Unfair here.
Anonymous No.724582618 [Report] >>724582749
Why does /v/ seethe at one of the most attractive RT characters so much?
Anonymous No.724582713 [Report]
>>724582529
It's easier than their PF games for sure, but also (IMO) more fun. Also I'd recommend grim darkness mode, it adds a lot of stakes to the game just be careful of space battles
Anonymous No.724582731 [Report] >>724582784
>>724577941
Argenta romance would have a far too happy ending to be acceptable.
Anonymous No.724582749 [Report] >>724582913
>>724582618
Abelard and Pasqal are hotter than her sorry
Anonymous No.724582769 [Report]
Mine
Anonymous No.724582784 [Report]
>>724582731
>happy ending
She would have the exact same ending as Cassia, which for /v/ means having a bad ending where she cucks you and you never see her again
Anonymous No.724582890 [Report]
>>724577116
Dark Heresy takes place on a single planet you can't leave.
Anonymous No.724582913 [Report]
>>724582749
They're tied
Anonymous No.724582916 [Report] >>724583052
>>724582035
I'll take him over a fucking traitor anyday, but, well, killing him is easier.
Anonymous No.724583009 [Report]
>>724582529
40K tabletop games are designed to be fun not a humiliation ritual like 3rd edtion DnD and Pathfinder by extension, that's why a game based on RT is seems easier.
Anonymous No.724583052 [Report] >>724583115 >>724583267
>>724582916
>I'll take the guy who masterminded my torture and near murder over the retard that got tricked by said guy
Anonymous No.724583115 [Report]
>>724583052
Yes.
Anonymous No.724583139 [Report] >>724583203 >>724583281
>>724578069
This bitch is starting to annoy me with how much she is shilled
Anonymous No.724583186 [Report]
Anonymous No.724583203 [Report] >>724583295
>>724583139
Did you mean to reply to a Kibellah post?
Anonymous No.724583224 [Report]
>>724577116
They'll just handwave it
She might be cool if she's like a barbarian waifu who's taller than you
Anonymous No.724583267 [Report] >>724583360 >>724583441 >>724583602
>>724583052
Yes, at least Marazhai is competent, Yrliet is just a bungling retard. Also, Marazhai actually has the intelligence and self control necessary to stop calling you racial slurs if asked to do so, something beyond Yrliet.
Anonymous No.724583281 [Report]
>>724583139
Shes the main waifubait. After her intro I don't think she's shilled that much.
Anonymous No.724583295 [Report] >>724583384 >>724583410
>>724583203
No
Cass is always spammed
>CASSIA MY FISH QUEEN
I'm sick of her simps
Anonymous No.724583360 [Report]
>>724583267
>Marazhai is competent
Have we played the same game? he himself even admits that he's a retard who managed to get himself killed in every reality
Anonymous No.724583381 [Report]
>>724574604
Fish wife's is good
Arue's is good
Teifling twin's is good
Dearan's is good if you're gay (which you are, faggot)
Anonymous No.724583384 [Report]
>>724583295
same desu senpai
Anonymous No.724583410 [Report]
>>724583295
Oh, I thought you meant the game shilling a character. You're even more autistic than I thought then. Also, all waifufags do this, curious that it only bothers you when Cassia is brought up.
Anonymous No.724583441 [Report] >>724583471
>>724583267
>self control necessary to stop calling you racial slurs
What is this meme. Yrliet calls you mon'keigh like twice in the whole game. It's always "elantach" this and "elantach" that
Anonymous No.724583471 [Report] >>724583917
>>724583441
He's a retard that takes character barks when you click them way too seriously.
Anonymous No.724583472 [Report] >>724583683 >>724583886
All I wanted was Abelard's granddaughter. Why can't I marry her?
Anonymous No.724583602 [Report]
>>724583267
>Yrliet is just a bungling retard
She does 500 damage per shot, and takes at least three shots most turns with her Wanderer's Portent rifle
Meanwhile Marzipan does double digit damage at best
Anonymous No.724583641 [Report] >>724584032 >>724584348 >>724584705
>>724577578
Anonymous No.724583683 [Report] >>724583798
>>724583472
She's a qt
Anonymous No.724583701 [Report]
>>724573975
>has to make shit up to fuel his cuckold fantasy
they break up
Anonymous No.724583721 [Report]
>>724572014
>posting some faggy welfare queen
Anonymous No.724583796 [Report] >>724591051
>>724578051
You're right, the gap isn't as vast as between us and chimps
A better comparison is
Eldar = white person
Human = indian
Compared to the Old Ones, eldar and humans are both chimps however.
Anonymous No.724583798 [Report] >>724583907
>>724583683
I hope she gets an ugly ass portrait just like Clementia
Anonymous No.724583886 [Report]
>>724583472
She is spoken for by that dickless Gaprak boy
Anonymous No.724583907 [Report]
>>724583798
Reddit loves it
Anonymous No.724583917 [Report] >>724583980
>>724583471
character barks are canon though in owlcat games and always have been
Anonymous No.724583980 [Report] >>724584778
>>724583917
Only in Kingmaker.
Anonymous No.724584013 [Report]
is noldorfag the eldar glazer itt?
Anonymous No.724584032 [Report]
>>724583641
It is funny how you waifutards think you are proving something by posting rogue trader era shit. Especially when that specific character, has been explicitly retconned. I mean that he was changed to be an eldar emissary to Guilliman from Uthwe. The exact same name and what not. Not to mention that even without that explict reconning, Nastase's lore already was completely nonsensical by the second edition, where the setting begant to take the shape we'd actually recognize as 40k rather than the early edition weirdness of Rogue Trader.
Anonymous No.724584113 [Report] >>724600706 >>724600775
jacob from mass effect obviously
you literally cannot avoid getting cucked lmao, only romance to do that
Anonymous No.724584129 [Report] >>724585297
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE KROOT I WANT TO RUB MY DICK ALL OVER HER BODY
Anonymous No.724584141 [Report] >>724584943
>>724582529
this game was a pushover as an arc militant, i just shat on the entire game with an incredibly unfocused build, loved it tho
Anonymous No.724584195 [Report] >>724584943
>>724582529
Yeah it's easy as balls except three or four tough bosses
Anonymous No.724584320 [Report] >>724584394 >>724584846
Calligos Winterscale has an Eldar gf and she loves him very much and they frequently hold hands and also she is Yrliet's mom
Captain Sargona has a cool deldar gf too, you see her when you board the Heartless
Anonymous No.724584348 [Report]
>>724583641
Human mother, eldar father. You still lost.
Anonymous No.724584394 [Report]
>>724584320
I will never not be mad
Anonymous No.724584494 [Report] >>724584567 >>724584602 >>724584930
>>724570119 (OP)
Praise the Omnissiah!

https://youtu.be/br6NC7aIUC4?list=RDbr6NC7aIUC4
Anonymous No.724584567 [Report]
>>724584494
That's only if you give Pasqal the heretek hive mind ending
Anonymous No.724584602 [Report]
>>724584494
He should have done this in every ending
Anonymous No.724584661 [Report]
Such a cute couple.
Anonymous No.724584682 [Report] >>724584934
>>724574946
based, mine was one shooting chaos marines as if they were children by the lategame while holding the highest tech score of the party, over the mechanicus guy
Anonymous No.724584705 [Report]
>>724583641
This hasn't been canon for decades, bro.
Anonymous No.724584778 [Report]
>>724583980
And in wotr. And in rt. And will be in dh. Cope, monke
Anonymous No.724584795 [Report] >>724585689
As of patch 1.5 Yrliet has a pretty dress but she can only equip it if Marazhai is in the party.
Anonymous No.724584846 [Report] >>724585114
>>724584320
>you see her when you board the Heartless
You do? I don't remember that
Anonymous No.724584930 [Report] >>724585204
>>724584494
>humiliates the nice kindhearted Rogue Trader that helped her by denying him any physical intimacy for years
>abandons him for long peroids till he is on his deathbed
>makes him die childless because she forbade him from having any other women despite it not being a sexual relationship
>cuckolds him post-mortem with Marazhai
>thinks she got away with it
>Pasqal comes in wielding the axe of justice and plasma gun of truth
>initiates counter-humiliation protocols and discontinues Yrliet's cycle
Anonymous No.724584934 [Report] >>724587023
>>724584682
>one shooting chaos marines
Same. It went
>Pay with your blood in the name of Kaela Mensha Kaine!
>I want a medal for that one!
>Compared to naval service that was barely a challenge!
and then the fatass is dead
Anonymous No.724584943 [Report]
>>724584141
>>724584195
You tried custom difficulty? I'm considering cranking shit up all the way to the right.
Anonymous No.724585009 [Report] >>724585154
>>724577831
It's generally accepted as canon. GW even acknowledged it.
Anonymous No.724585107 [Report]
Is he right?
Anonymous No.724585114 [Report]
>>724584846
I'm exaggerating a bit, she was a mercenary on the bridge. But you just know
Anonymous No.724585140 [Report]
Once I realized that she didn't betray me but was tricked instead, I immediately executed her. Her absolute lack of intelligence and common sense would be a constant threat to my mission.
Anonymous No.724585154 [Report] >>724585283
>>724585009
This is pure secondary delusion. The only "people" who accept it as even remotely canonical are subhuman retards like you who have never engaged with the hobby beyond wanking it to the retarded smut.
Anonymous No.724585172 [Report]
Reeks of /vg/niggers in this thread
Anonymous No.724585204 [Report] >>724585542
>>724584930
>cuckolds him post-mortem with Marazhai
This doesn't happen if you romance her, unless it's bugged
Anonymous No.724585283 [Report] >>724585638
>>724585154
You're elevating Black Library slop far above its status. Those z-grade authors should be proud that the community has done something interesting with the otherwise dull Yvraine character
Anonymous No.724585297 [Report]
>>724584129
Disgusting cloaca loving degenerate
Anonymous No.724585363 [Report]
It's a warhammer game you fucking coomers.
Anonymous No.724585542 [Report]
>>724585204
refer to >>724573230
Anonymous No.724585638 [Report] >>724586295
>>724585283
There is nothing interesting at all in the race mixing fetish shit you coomers shill for. And I don't read Black Library shit, I only stick to the lore in the Codexes.
Anonymous No.724585689 [Report]
>>724584795
It's not pretty, it's just a bath robe
Anonymous No.724585920 [Report] >>724585971 >>724586139
Rogue Trader should have had a book event where your waifu has to look after a bunch of orphans and guide them to safety after a minor ship disaster
If you don't have a waifu Argenta would do it
Anonymous No.724585971 [Report] >>724586065
>>724585920
Is this some kind of joke I'm not getting?
Anonymous No.724586065 [Report] >>724586235
>>724585971
No I just think it would be a neat character moment for whomever your guy is dating
Anonymous No.724586103 [Report] >>724586408 >>724586581 >>724586613
Can someone explain, why to people here want it so much to fuck something with less passion and sensuality than a corpse? Because that's how craftworlders are, and they can't be any other way because demon rape god will eat their souls. It's not even limited to sex, for example IIRC they avoid tasty food.
Anonymous No.724586139 [Report] >>724586274
>>724585920
You really think Cassia would care about a bunch of poor orphans
Anonymous No.724586203 [Report]
>>724578069
I don't care if she's sheltered and annoying, I think she's cute and pretty.
Anonymous No.724586235 [Report]
>>724586065
That's nice and all but none of them would give a fuck besides Jae
Anonymous No.724586274 [Report] >>724586325
>>724586139
It would be a growth experience for her. She's very kind hearted, just inexperienced.
Jae would be a natural at looking after kids
Anonymous No.724586295 [Report] >>724586716
>>724585638
Codexes are in universe propaganda.
Anonymous No.724586325 [Report] >>724586421
>>724586274
>Jae would be a natural at looking after kids
Hell yeah I love shota NTR
Anonymous No.724586408 [Report]
>>724586103
>Because that's how craftworlders are, and they can't be any other way because demon rape god will eat their souls. It's not even limited to sex, for example IIRC they avoid tasty food.
Lorelet
Anonymous No.724586421 [Report]
>>724586325
Jae surprisingly stays loyal. I think someone at Owlcat has a captain saveahoe fetish because this isn't the first time.
Anonymous No.724586581 [Report] >>724586691 >>724586867
>>724586103
>The lower levels of the Tower of Eternal Welcomes gave a second meaning to the name. It was amongst these twilight corridors that the eldar of Alaitoc made fresh liaisons, most of a temporary nature. Starship crews from other craftworlds mingled with pleasure-seeking Alaitocii, while the young and the naive moved from drinking establishment to eateries to apartments seeking congress with like-minded spirits.
>Aradryan had never been drawn to this place before, occupied as he had been by the more existential delights of the Dreamrooms, but he hoped to find someone from the Lacontiran that he would know. It was not entirely unpleasant to walk along the curving passageways and flame-lit balconies, just one stranger amongst many, as lost as the Ulthwénese, Saim-Hannian and Biel-Tani traders and crews who shared the space with him.
>As he walked past the open doors of the tower’s various concerns, Aradryan was greeted by a melange of different moods. Songs and poetry, laughter both delicate and uproarious, music and silence played out, accompanied by the smells of cooking and fine spirits, perfumes and incenses.
Path of the Outcast novel
Anonymous No.724586613 [Report]
>>724586103
Because it's the "taming of the shrew" thing. Yrliet is so difficult and aloof that one experiences a powerful desire to tame her
Anonymous No.724586691 [Report]
>>724586581
>novel
This dog shit doesn't count, like at all
Give a codex reference for Leldar sex dungeons or fuck off
Anonymous No.724586716 [Report] >>724586789
>>724586295
According to whom?
Anonymous No.724586789 [Report]
>>724586716
Other codices
Anonymous No.724586867 [Report] >>724587029
>>724586581
>A food court
Wow
So this is the advanced aeldari race
Anonymous No.724587023 [Report] >>724587235
>>724584934
for me it was
>buff arc militant pc
>extra move
>charge, shoot, merle, shoot
>pc turn
>charge fatty, crits for 400s, drops dead
Anonymous No.724587029 [Report] >>724587157 >>724587305
>>724586867
I mean, what did you expect?
Btw, all of this is free, no need to pay for visitors and workers (Path of Service) don't get paid
Anonymous No.724587086 [Report] >>724587217
If you guys want to fuck Yrliet just choose the
>Yrliet is mine! You can't have her!
>*blast her deldar guards*
option in Commorragh. She says something like
>to end up a mon-keigh's pet...it seems mother was right all along
and she's your pet then so it's implied you fuck the shit out of her. She doesn't even mind because she stays with you in the ending slides.
Anonymous No.724587157 [Report]
>>724587029
>workers (Path of Service) don't get paid
Wait what
There's a Path of being a Jannie?
We should have had one of those as our companion. Teach her that she doesn't have to do it for free
Anonymous No.724587217 [Report]
>>724587086
What kind of cope is this
Anonymous No.724587235 [Report]
>>724587023
Somehow my PC always ends up a bit weak compared to the NPCs
Anonymous No.724587305 [Report]
>>724587029
>Perverse xeno minds created a path of janitor
Methinks one eye of terror wasn't enough
Anonymous No.724587364 [Report] >>724588351
Herro Rord Captain
Anonymous No.724587981 [Report] >>724588006
>>724575995
is this arrested development
Anonymous No.724588006 [Report]
>>724587981
Yes
Anonymous No.724588121 [Report] >>724588507
>>724570119 (OP)
Cam
Octavia
Anonymous No.724588157 [Report]
Eldar hunks and musky xenobeasts
Anonymous No.724588190 [Report] >>724588406 >>724588456
Post your favorite Froggy post
Anonymous No.724588286 [Report]
>>724573860
Holy based
Anonymous No.724588351 [Report]
>>724587364
This image just makes me imagine an Imperial world that's whole schtick is Chinese court politics and intrigue with court eunuchs and warlords fucking things up. That has to already have been done before right?
Anonymous No.724588406 [Report]
>>724588190
Anonymous No.724588426 [Report]
>>724573069
>everyones expecting you to be racist to xenos.
Fucking women of other races is an important part of racism
Anonymous No.724588456 [Report]
>>724588190
The Tristian saga which a lot of /v/ hasn't seen yet
Anonymous No.724588496 [Report] >>724588719
>>724575995
The romance music plays
Only once at the end, but it counts
It's a romance
Anonymous No.724588507 [Report]
>>724588121
>Octavia
See >>724573754
Anonymous No.724588719 [Report] >>724588793
>>724588496
This anon has never touched a real girl
Anonymous No.724588793 [Report]
>>724588719
Why would I ever want to do that
Anonymous No.724588897 [Report]
I don't mind the change
Anonymous No.724589131 [Report] >>724589181 >>724589189 >>724589226 >>724589976 >>724589986
>>724570119 (OP)
Should I play a f*id just to get a good romance? Jimmy seems cool
Anonymous No.724589181 [Report] >>724589239 >>724589264
>>724589131
No, you should play male, you already have two good ones. Maybe you're just gay and want to get fucked in the ass by a man?
Anonymous No.724589189 [Report]
>>724589131
unironically he's the best one
Cassia is cool too though
Anonymous No.724589226 [Report]
>>724589131
Cassia is also good. And they have pretty similar themes. Jimmy is very femoid focused. Not sure a non-fag would be able to appreciate the romance.
Anonymous No.724589239 [Report] >>724589330 >>724589367 >>724589438 >>724589496 >>724589956 >>724590002 >>724590048
>>724589181
>you already have two good ones.
Cassia and ???
Anonymous No.724589264 [Report]
>>724589181
I already played male and romanced Cassia
Anonymous No.724589330 [Report] >>724590208
>>724589239
Jae obviously :)
Anonymous No.724589367 [Report]
>>724589239
Jocasta
Anonymous No.724589438 [Report]
>>724589239
And no one. Anon misspoke
Anonymous No.724589496 [Report]
>>724589239
Vistenza
Anonymous No.724589956 [Report] >>724590115
>>724589239
Kibellah if you have the DLC
Anonymous No.724589976 [Report]
>>724589131
A character that requires a very specific route to take to completely explore. I kinda dig it
Anonymous No.724589986 [Report]
>>724589131
Jimmy mogs all the waifus
Anonymous No.724590002 [Report]
>>724589239
Marazhai
Anonymous No.724590048 [Report]
>>724589239
Abelards extra services like getting a reacharound
Anonymous No.724590103 [Report] >>724590235 >>724590605 >>724590931
Cassia is trash
You have to jump through hoops playing her silly little romance mind games, completely out of step with the rest of your character.
Exaggerating how good she is is just cope for the lack of decent male romances.
Jae for all her faults (brown, short) is more fun.
Anonymous No.724590115 [Report]
>>724589956
>timothee chalamet looking ass
>good
What a kidder
Anonymous No.724590208 [Report] >>724590307
>>724589330
I’m currently romancing Jae and she’s such a greedy kike
Anonymous No.724590235 [Report]
>>724590103
>Jae for all her faults (brown
Why do your own people bother you?
Anonymous No.724590263 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
>romance
You're friendzoned.
Anonymous No.724590307 [Report] >>724590654 >>724590748
>>724590208
She gives you 2 PF when she joins which more than makes up for her little trinkets
And if you "give her a planet" it just means she sets up a trading base on one of your worlds, which she runs very profitably and gives you your share.
She's neat.
Anonymous No.724590361 [Report]
>>724573860
thank you for helping me to remember that this place is folly and anyone who seriously integrates anything here into their identity is a spiritual clown
Anonymous No.724590442 [Report]
Anonymous No.724590483 [Report]
>>724574604
>not a single opportunity to roleplay Koschei in the Lich mythic path
embarrassing on their part tbqh
killing camelia after romancing her is pretty good tho
Anonymous No.724590605 [Report]
>>724590103
>getting this filtered over kissing a handkerchief and talking with your local fat bro for suggestions if your IQ is too low to distinguish what Cassia's flower gift meant
Anonymous No.724590654 [Report]
>>724590307
I can't say that she's bad, but both her portrait and her accent feel off somehow.
Anonymous No.724590748 [Report]
>>724590307
She could give you one gorillion PF and that still wouldn't make up for how annoying she is.
Anonymous No.724590901 [Report]
owlcat's games are not particularly well written, the gameplay is not that engaging and the companions are definitely nothing to write home about
it's a miracle to me how people attach themselves to these awful romance options in these games
fucking pillars of eternity is better than pathfinder, as bland as it is
Anonymous No.724590931 [Report]
>>724590103
>completely out of step with the rest of your character.
Isn't that with every single romance?
You're a fucking rogue trader, everyone already wants your cum, as much is obvious from general treatment that you get. You don't dedicate any mental effort towards pleasing some hoes, it's them who need to please you. But apparently, this very subject is off limits to even think about in a modern westoid game.
Anonymous No.724590973 [Report] >>724591029 >>724591043 >>724591306 >>724591668 >>724591913 >>724591948
>>724570119 (OP)
>One of the endings requires getting your romance interest pregnant
>If you choose/can't do it for whatever reason, the big bad of the first half of the game that is responsible for the whole mess in the first place, and who works with the man who slaughtered your family can do it in your place
>She gets pregnant and fucks off with your enemy's child, never to be seen again unless it was your child
Only way it could have been more humiliating is if they forced you into the Human Noble Origin and let Howe be recruitable as a Grey Warden
Anonymous No.724591029 [Report]
>>724590973
Romancing Allister if more humiliating. Who do you think Morrigan fucks then?
Anonymous No.724591043 [Report]
>>724590973
>all optional stuff that you have to go out of your way to do
If you romance Morrigan she wants you to breed her, if you for some reason want to be a cuck then she does it but that ends the romance
Anonymous No.724591051 [Report] >>724606882
>>724583796
>compared to the old ones
The eldar were literally the victors of the war in heaven. The old ones fled, the necrons hid, the cthan died, the orcs devolved, the eldar thrived. Their one flaw infact was that they were to perfect.
Anonymous No.724591306 [Report]
>>724590973
lmao this is so dishonest it's just funny
it's SO difficult to end up with such a scenario
Anonymous No.724591548 [Report] >>724601275
>>724570119 (OP)
>*cucks you and perepetually lies to you in u r path*
Anonymous No.724591668 [Report] >>724591781
>>724590973
>being that much of a bitch that you can't sacrifice yourself for the good of everyone
You're not a grey warden, you're a little bitch
Anonymous No.724591781 [Report]
>>724591668
>sacrifice yourself for the good of everyone
So Ferelden gets raped by darkspawn a mere decade later?
Anonymous No.724591913 [Report]
>>724590973
>you can have the other party members fuck your hot witch wife and knock her up
>because uhh.... you just can, ok?
Anonymous No.724591948 [Report] >>724592256 >>724592264
>>724590973
cute you left out how you deliberately have to let loghain live and choose him as her semen donor for it to happen that way, plus ignoring how she comes back in inquisition even if you didn't do witch hunt dlc.
no the cuckquean path there is how female wardens romancing alistair have to watch him inseminate morrigan if they want to both live.
at any rate the genuinely terrible romances in the dragon age series are anders and isabella from 2, and depending on how you view veilguard canon wise solas from inq
well maybe the veilguard ones suck donkey dick but I refuse to play that dogshit
Anonymous No.724592039 [Report] >>724592162 >>724592520
>>724570119 (OP)
Romancing Alistair as a female grey warden...if you don't let Morrigan cuckquean you, either you or Alistair die in the ending.
Unironically the most humiliating setup, but it doesn't get talked about since it's a romance for women.
Anonymous No.724592162 [Report]
>>724592039
>but it doesn't get talked about since it's a romance for women
Women also don't mind being cucks
Anonymous No.724592256 [Report]
>>724591948
I did the detective pajeet romance in veilguard and it felt like it wasn't even active until the very end of the game, where barely anything happens. Could be worse, I hear the edgelord & detective slobber over each other even if you choose him, but that doesn't happen if you choose her.
Anonymous No.724592264 [Report] >>724592504
>>724591948
Zevranbros won again
Anonymous No.724592370 [Report]
>40k niggas arguing over cuck dating sims
>Fantasy CHADS with a dead setting and artillery strikes on rats
End Times was unironically the best thing to happen to us so we didn't end up like 40k. Bloated to the point we have netorare VNs in our setting.
Anonymous No.724592474 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
They're all just about as lame if you ask me anon.
Anonymous No.724592504 [Report]
>>724592264
>Zevran in DA2
>Constantly flirts with Hawke
>If you actually try to fuck him, but you romanced him in DAO, he'll say no
>And if you sacrificed your warden he'll say that he's still in mourning
>Despite the fact that it's been 7 years since the Warden died
They really did
Anonymous No.724592520 [Report] >>724592902 >>724593439
>>724592039
bioware was remarkably bad at female only romances if you think about it
>carth
>anomen
>kaidan who is a weirdo to femsheps
>thane who dies
>jacob
>sera
they lucked out hard with garrus, alistair, blackwall, and cullen being so loved by the roasties
Anonymous No.724592554 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Decent romances are hard to find. Bad ones are everywhere.
Anonymous No.724592646 [Report]
>>724581818
Anonymous No.724592902 [Report] >>724593060
>>724592520
>>thane who dies
Yeah, the fact that he dies is the problem. Not the fact that he can start having colourful flashbacks about having sex with his first wife at any second
Anonymous No.724593060 [Report]
>>724592902
>Yeah, the fact that he dies is the problem.
Yeah, having your romance option die halfway through the game after only talking with them once is pretty bad
Anonymous No.724593354 [Report] >>724593501
Jimixister, where've you gone? Post more fanart
Anonymous No.724593439 [Report]
>>724592520
>>thane who dies
thane was suuuuuuper popular with female players
Anonymous No.724593501 [Report] >>724593565 >>724598202
>>724593354
Anonymous No.724593565 [Report] >>724598202
>>724593501
Anonymous No.724593840 [Report]
>>724579561
That is complete trash, written by a porn addict or AI given prompts by a porn addict. Blowing your load on someone's face is not a satisfying romance.
Anonymous No.724594016 [Report] >>724599363
Reminder that Owlshart lost
Anonymous No.724594090 [Report]
>>724579561
>What is this, Elantach? "Yrliet.text?"
>You have written a poem for me? I... I did not know your kind was capable of such gentleness
>KAE MORAG
Anonymous No.724594373 [Report]
>>724575948
God I fucking wish you could do that in the game. I want to turn my ship into a 24/7 party boat.
Anonymous No.724594438 [Report]
>>724573069
>>724574697
>DON'T YOU KNOW THE CORPORATE PR TEAM DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU???
You are pathetic
Anonymous No.724594501 [Report] >>724594715
>>724578312
>They view humans as an average 4channer views a nigger
>constant brown women general on /v/
Glad we agree she should've had a fully animated sex scene
Anonymous No.724594715 [Report]
>>724594501
He said a nigger, not brown anime women
Anonymous No.724594760 [Report] >>724595593 >>724596262
>>724578639
From the WH40K literature I've read the Eldar seem like geniuses. They seem to be on par with an idelized human, which of course puts them far above the average, but not to such a degree that they'd have a right to look down on humanity as a whole on the basis of intelligence alone. If not for magic preception bullshittery, reasonably talented Imperial Guard officers could run loops around the average Eldar who relies HEAVILY on psychic abilities, rather than wits, for tactical decision-making. And if we compare the cybernetically-enhanced Mechanicum to the Eldar, it is nto even fair.
Anonymous No.724595593 [Report]
>>724594760
It seems they're written as an overly prideful people, clinging onto their moderately superior abilities like an emotional life preserver.
If you were interacting with a raccoon or a chimp, you'd try to understand it and work on its level, rather than constantly bring up how much smarter you are than it.
Anonymous No.724596262 [Report] >>724596359 >>724596448 >>724598230 >>724598435
>>724594760
Eldar are deeply flawed because, like the Orks, the Old Ones never got to finish them.
The entire point of the setting is that the Old Ones were probably the only real good or at least good intentioned race and even they got driven to desperation and morally dubious choices because of the nature of the setting.
It wouldn't surprise me if it's revealed the Tyranids are the Old Ones final creation come to un-fuck the galaxy for masters that are no longer there.
Anonymous No.724596324 [Report] >>724596579 >>724596672
>>724570119 (OP)
https://youtu.be/YnqXI_gcPMU
Ezpz
Anonymous No.724596359 [Report] >>724596563 >>724596636
>>724596262
The only good being in 40k is the Emperor.
Anonymous No.724596448 [Report]
>>724596262
Praise the four armed emperor!
Anonymous No.724596563 [Report]
>>724596359
Anonymous No.724596579 [Report]
>>724596324
>her scent lingers on your skin
God Halsin is such a fucking sex pest, what a waste of a character
Anonymous No.724596636 [Report] >>724596752 >>724598371
>>724596359
What about Fabius Bile? He seems like one of the most sober people in the whole setting.
Anonymous No.724596672 [Report] >>724596743
>>724596324
This is modded isn't it?
Anonymous No.724596743 [Report]
>>724596672
Anonymous No.724596752 [Report]
>>724596636
Deluded like all the other chosen of chaos into thinking he's above chaos.
Anonymous No.724596915 [Report] >>724597208 >>724597320 >>724597554
Is this game actually good? All I know about 40k fans says they will call the worst slop good.
Anonymous No.724597208 [Report]
>>724596915
Yeah it's good. Better with the two DLCs.
You don't even need to know any 40k background, it explains all the background as it goes via concise tooltips. For eg
>Thank the [Emperor]! We're saved!
And you hover over "Emperor" and it says something like
>the immortal ruler of mankind, believed by all good imperial subjects to be a god. Most would go mad if they knew the truth.
Gameplay is fun, but perhaps a little crunchy. In the sense that character builds seem a little hard to connect to real world actions. But it's still fun.
Anonymous No.724597320 [Report] >>724598070
>>724596915
The main issue with it is that it's unbalanced and likely will never be balanced. Also optimal combat feels too much like a flowchart of doing the same shit.
I don't give a fuck about romance shit that people complain about, because what the fuck there's to care about in crpgs, a fade to black screen?
The important part is that it's one of the best, if not THE best, rendition of 40k setting in a video game, showing many different and more mundane parts of it instead of just laser focusing on sphess mureens like 95% of GW content.
Anonymous No.724597435 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Shadowheart
Anonymous No.724597554 [Report]
>>724596915
It's your typical Owlcat shit where when it's good it's probably one of the best RPGs ever made, but 95% of the time it isn't that good and large chunks of it outright fucking suck and that always includes every romance plot. Their games are practically the example image of "but it at 80% off and you'll feel alright about it."
Anonymous No.724598070 [Report]
>>724597320
>it's unbalanced and likely will never be balanced
That's true. By mid game you'll be cutting every fag in half by turn two.
The gameplay becomes trying out different builds and seeing everything work perfectly.
It seems built around respeccing, since you can respec all characters easily by talking to a guy on your bridge.
>showing many different and more mundane parts
You're right here. It's unique. Just wandering around Footfall station and seeing the slums, and the fake xenos exhibit, and going to the bar, is something you never get in any other 40k game. The setting feels real for once, not just a wargame background.
Anonymous No.724598172 [Report]
Anonymous No.724598202 [Report]
>>724593565
>>724593501
Yeah, ok, I've seen these ones. Post stuff I haven't seen yet
Anonymous No.724598230 [Report] >>724598368 >>724598396
>>724596262
Are humans a created race as well, or authentically Evolved on Earth (tm)?
Anonymous No.724598368 [Report] >>724598746
>>724598230
We're 100% natural, baby
Anonymous No.724598371 [Report]
>>724596636
Bile at least arguably has an endgame that's decently benevolent, but he's still a complete fucking lunatic that would give Drukhari a run for their money.
Anonymous No.724598396 [Report] >>724598605 >>724598746
>>724598230
Humans are not created, old ones were wiped out before we even climbed down the trees. At best the old ones seeded earth with life
Anonymous No.724598435 [Report] >>724598679 >>724598697
>>724596262
>Old Ones were probably the only real good or at least good intentioned race
>bro help me cure my skin cancer
>lol. lmao.
Anonymous No.724598605 [Report]
>>724598396
No wonder the Eldar are so asshurt. We're all natural and have AVTHENTIC FVSTIAN SPVRIT and we're almost as good as they are.
Anonymous No.724598679 [Report]
>>724598435
I'm sure the Old Ones would have given the Necontyr some sunscreen when they got around to it. There was no need to make a deal with the horrible C'Tan monster that lived in the sun.
Anonymous No.724598697 [Report] >>724598813
>>724598435
Can't just go around giving everyone genuine immortality, plus nuLore states the Necrontyr didn't ask for it they demanded it as payment for dealing with some warpniggers or something.
NuLore aside, I wouldn't trust some space Egyptians I just met with the secret to eternal life
Anonymous No.724598746 [Report]
>>724598368
>>724598396
Based. Humanity > artificial lifeforms
Anonymous No.724598813 [Report]
>>724598697
It's also important to note that at that point the Warp was already well on it's way to being fucked beyond belief and Frogs considered their immortality to be a prison sentence as much as anything by that point.
Anonymous No.724598859 [Report]
>I'm sorry your space gf cheated on you with that space drow and you got stuck in the space underdark for a bit
>I'd never do something like that if I were your gf
>Haha j/k... unless?
Anonymous No.724598936 [Report] >>724599060
Eldar are fucked in the head because the Frogs, being Frogmen, never thought to give them a goddess of pleasure and beauty and passion, because Frogs don't think that way.
So the Eldar made one of their own
Anonymous No.724599060 [Report]
>>724598936
Autism is the cause and ultimate downfall of both fantasy and 40k...GW really knew their audience early on.
Anonymous No.724599156 [Report] >>724599243 >>724599256 >>724599265 >>724599546 >>724599838 >>724600335
>You may look, but don't touch, elantach
Anonymous No.724599243 [Report]
>>724599156
No worries Yrliet, I installed a toilet cam in every bathroom of the ship so all I do is watch.
Anonymous No.724599256 [Report]
>>724599156
Anonymous No.724599265 [Report]
>>724599156
Nice feminine dick, sis
Anonymous No.724599363 [Report] >>724599558
>>724594016
Why is there The Expanse? Are you retarded or what?
Anonymous No.724599546 [Report] >>724599643
>>724599156
This gives Marazhai butterflies
Anonymous No.724599558 [Report] >>724599693 >>724600160
>>724599363
It's probably there to show that owltard's upcoming shitspants game has no audience and is bound to be a huge failure
Anonymous No.724599643 [Report]
>>724599546
he's a dark eldar - a dog shitting on the street and later rolling around in it would give him butterflies
Anonymous No.724599693 [Report] >>724600017
>>724599558
>1.5 million views on the trailer, the most of any owlcat game so far
Eh sure buddy
Anonymous No.724599807 [Report] >>724600252
I just think the elf in Rogue Trader is an autistic loser even to other Eldar so it makes sense her romance would be garbage too. The real crime of RT is the inability to pork Argenta
Anonymous No.724599838 [Report]
>>724599156
bitch lookin like a Bloodborne ghoul
Anonymous No.724600017 [Report] >>724600176 >>724602059
>>724599693
Must also be why there is literally zero discussion about it in owlcat general. There's an occasional shill that tries to start the waifutalk, but gets no replies and fucks off for several days before trying again. Game is dead on arrival. And that's without even considering the technical blunder that it's going to be
Anonymous No.724600130 [Report]
>>724573069
It would be nice if you joined the 41%
Anonymous No.724600160 [Report]
>>724599558
I don't think that's fair. Telltale is a dead studio and can't attract hype.
Anonymous No.724600176 [Report]
>>724600017
>owlcat general
I don't browse that shithole anymore, but I do remember the PFbro cope about how RT was a flop because it peaked at 45k compared to WotR's 46k.
And then, of course, the game sold a million faster than WotR. You coped then, you'll cope now.
Anonymous No.724600252 [Report]
>>724599807
>I just think the elf in Rogue Trader is an autistic loser even to other Eldar
Yeah she definitely is. They are constantly treating her badly and she is just kinda confused by it. She doesn't seem to have any eldar friends.
Anonymous No.724600335 [Report]
>>724599156
Actually maybe this no-sex thing isn't so bad after all
Anonymous No.724600428 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
>in vidya
Eternal Crusade was a looooong time ago.
Anonymous No.724600549 [Report] >>724600785
>>724570119 (OP)
TFW I did everything right for her romance without a guide except I had her whipped when we got back to the ship because A) I thought it would be the minimum I could do to keep the crew from outright killing her against my will (like they did to my would-be pet on the factory world), and B) I genuinely thought it would ease her conscience to be punished for what she did and maybe she could emerge from the experience with a less haughty, more respectful and humble personality.

BUT OH NO! I let the girl who won't even give me the time of day get punished for almost getting my whole crew killed, and apparently that locks my out of any further relationship with her.

I'm the one thing standing between her and about a million people who'd skin her on sight - BEFORE she betrayed us - and I still have to settle for fishwife.

What a crock of shit.
Anonymous No.724600554 [Report]
Yrliet
>reeeees at Marazhai on Vheabos
>facetimes him on Dargonus
>takes the RT express to crash his house in Cumrag
>reeees at him in the arena
>oh no Marazhai is in trouble I MUST save him Rogue Trader it's baby's first warp jump
>reeees at him a bit more during the game
>crashes out when nobody wants her on Qeutza Temer
>runs off with the gangs and finally hops on his dick
She's a great romance, just not for (You).
Anonymous No.724600653 [Report] >>724600680 >>724600878 >>724601606
I played RT but the thing that annoyed me about the game is how stingy it is with Profit Factor. There is SO much shit to buy with Profit Factor. You can say that alot of it is worthless but then why even include it. If Profit Factor is so rare then everything that can be bought with it should be the best.
Anonymous No.724600680 [Report]
>>724600653
>Profit Factor
>Rare
What
Anonymous No.724600706 [Report] >>724600775
>>724584113
I can't think of a single person i knew that romanced him, but what the fuck were they thinking with that shit? I'm sure somebody when me3 released was pissed off to hell and back again
Anonymous No.724600775 [Report]
>>724600706
>>724584113
His backstory also involved finding his absent father, lmao. Bioware knew exactly what they were doing.
Anonymous No.724600785 [Report] >>724600869
>>724600549
>I thought it would be the minimum I could do to keep the crew from outright killing her against my will
Holy shit what a cuck you are
Just throw them off the bridge for daring to make demands of you. Heinrix and Argenta just slink away like whipped dogs.
If you want to make everyone mad, force her to apologise. She hates it but you can still do the romance, and Argenta and Heinrix just seethe and cope. Just like they seethe and cope if you stop them killing Marazhai.
Anonymous No.724600812 [Report] >>724601496
Any eldar that willingly romances a human is basically a zoophile
Anonymous No.724600869 [Report]
>>724600785
>Holy shit what a cuck you are
You're in no position to call anyone a cuck if you spare Yrliet
Anonymous No.724600878 [Report]
>>724600653
I guess you must be at the very start of Act 2.
Once your colonies are up and running you'll be drowning in Profit Factor. They give you it periodically.
The real bottleneck is facitonal rep. That's somewhat tricky to max out for all. Tip: grenades can be given to Mechanicus for rep, finally a use for the one billion grenades you get.
Anonymous No.724601048 [Report]
Anyone who doesn't kill yrliet is a certified cuck
Anonymous No.724601175 [Report] >>724601323 >>724601765
Joke: How will you know if an anon killed Yrliet?
Answer: Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Anonymous No.724601275 [Report] >>724601463
>>724591548
Kaliyo is not your officer, shes a mercenary and she could give 2 shits about imperial protocol. The best way to handle her is to let her do what she wants but scold her when she inevitably fucks up and only has herself to blame. Deep down though shes a big softy and even after the timeskip and becoming some big underground boss she'll still drop everything to help you again if you're an Imperial Agent, everyone else has to earn her respect which is a nice touch.
Anonymous No.724601323 [Report] >>724601430
>>724601175
I killed Marazhai too
Anonymous No.724601430 [Report] >>724601846
>>724601323
I typically keep him alive in Comorragh, then let Heinrix have him when we get back as a gift.
Anonymous No.724601463 [Report] >>724601909
>>724601275
>The best way to handle her is to
Toss her out of the airlock
Which you can do, but it's too little too late
Anonymous No.724601496 [Report]
>>724600812
It's almost as bad as a white woman fucking an indian
Almost
Anonymous No.724601606 [Report]
>>724600653
That's only to start with. You'll never be short of PF after the first 1/4 of the game. But you will have to pay attention to reputation, which is the real gatekeeper. If you take the planet projects that grant rep, you'll have an easier time. Having Jae in attendance at your coronation also gives an ass-ton of Kasbalica rep.
>Drusians
Fuck those fags.
Anonymous No.724601748 [Report]
I like strong ladies
Anonymous No.724601758 [Report] >>724601820
Ayo any new reworks of RT origins good, astra militarum reworks i think kinda suck, extra 20-40% RoF for lasweapon i think is shit because that's just 1-2 extra fire + low armor penetration compared to bolter
Anonymous No.724601765 [Report]
>>724601175
Yeah I killed your waifu cope and seethe
Anonymous No.724601820 [Report]
>>724601758
All I know is the Ministorum got an overhaul and is apparently much improved
Commisar got a meme ability to shoot one party member to boost the others
I haven't played it since 1.5 dropped, just going by second hand info.
Anonymous No.724601846 [Report] >>724601923 >>724601959 >>724601972
>>724601430
Last time I played I gave him to the mandrakes. That was fun and has a far better narrative flow than bringing him to she ship where his presence is not acknowledged. Your companions would have a whole sceen about calling for punishment for turdliet but not for him for whatever reason. That is incredibly bad writing that can be avoided by giving him to the mandrakes
Anonymous No.724601909 [Report]
>>724601463
>Not having the balls to put her down yourself
Now you're just cucking yourself
Anonymous No.724601923 [Report] >>724601986 >>724602129
>>724601846
How do you even do that? I never got that option
Anonymous No.724601959 [Report]
>>724601846
That's a fun option.
>his presence is not acknowledged
Indeed. Not even Muaran on Janus seems to notice him. Bad reactivity all around.
Anonymous No.724601972 [Report] >>724602017
>>724601846
Trying to find ways to justify Owlcats shitty writing sounds boring
Anonymous No.724601986 [Report]
>>724601923
I can not give you a 100% correct answer to this, but I think this option becomes available if you don't let him steal yremeryss' soul. I don't know how these two events are connected - I don't think they are, logically - but that's what I did, and the option appeared. Not sure what else could have affected it
Anonymous No.724602017 [Report] >>724602151
>>724601972
You don't seem to know what the word 'justify' even means. I am not justifying anything. I'm working around their shitty writing
Anonymous No.724602031 [Report] >>724602083 >>724602270
the upcoming owlcuck dlcs will fix the romance right, right?
Anonymous No.724602059 [Report] >>724602319
>>724600017
never been into owlcat games, but the expanse is on my radar. its the first game from them that looks interesting to me
Anonymous No.724602073 [Report]
>>724573860
based
Anonymous No.724602083 [Report]
>>724602031
There is nothing to fix, she's working as intended
Anonymous No.724602129 [Report] >>724602190
>>724601923
I've heard that if his romance is active, you can't hand him over
He comes onto you pretty strong in the first conversation in the gladiator hideout, and you have to tell him
>UM NO THANK YOU
in no uncertain terms to avoid starting the romance. If you say
>Ha! I'd sooner see a world where a subhuman like you knows his place!
then that actually activates his romance.
Then you can accidentally end his romance by locking him in an airlock during warp jumps so he doesn't kill people.
So you might have had his romance active during the mandrake encounter without realising.
Anonymous No.724602151 [Report] >>724602278
>>724602017
You can put it whatever way you want, but fact is fact.
Anonymous No.724602190 [Report]
>>724602129
The xenos in this game are really tricky with their romance triggers
Anonymous No.724602270 [Report] >>724602472
>>724602031
The Ships Graveyard DLC will feature Yrliet's mom as a companion. You'll find her in a deep stasis-like meditative state in Crudarach escape pod that's been drifting for years.
She'll be fully romanceable and will be much more friendly than her daughter.
Anonymous No.724602278 [Report] >>724602350
>>724602151
The only fact here is that you're a brainlet who doesn't know the meaning of basic words. Go back to elementary school, kid
Anonymous No.724602319 [Report]
>>724602059
sorry bro but you need to wait for 5 years after release for it to be at playable state because owlcucks who don't have bug fixing phase in the dev timechart, consider players to be their alpha/beta testers
Anonymous No.724602350 [Report]
>>724602278
>no you
Mhm, it's okay, anon. You'll get there soon enough.
Anonymous No.724602382 [Report]
>>724579171
You enjoy being weak and frequently talk about how much you fucking hate everyone and how you've lost your last bit of faith in humanity (again) huh
Anonymous No.724602416 [Report] >>724604213
>I am not your belta pet, tumang
Anonymous No.724602472 [Report]
>>724602270
>mother male:netorare
Based
Anonymous No.724602502 [Report]
Joel and Ellie
Anonymous No.724602634 [Report]
Clem in the walking dead.
Anonymous No.724604213 [Report]
>>724602416
*is the most hot Owlcat girl in your path*
Anonymous No.724604609 [Report]
>>724573860
Nigga u gay
Anonymous No.724604885 [Report]
>ban myself from using burst weapons other than snipers
>Plasma is alright
>Flamer has HUEG area of effect
>Shotgun fucks dodgefuckers like kibelah final mission
>melta is dogshit
>Realize all of them are meh when you burst weapons can have obscenely powerful debuffs with damage just from the fact almost all good buffs in this game are applicable on hit e.g. if you only have single shot gun, you're fucked. Moreso if you're using bolter because you can have powerful burst and 100% accurate single shot attack
Nerf dakka please.
Anonymous No.724605063 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
I just wanted a cool Aspect Warrior or Seer companion. But no, they had to pick a Ranger because God forbid they do something interesting.
Then on top of that they make her a completely retarded autist who barely functions like a normal Eldar. It's like they purposefully made her a complete idiot just to make Eldar as a whole look bad.
It's fuckin tiresome.
Anonymous No.724605295 [Report] >>724606143
>>724570119 (OP)
Jacob in Mass Effect 2/3. I feel so sorry for the ladies choosing him. Not only has he moved on, he's having a kid with another woman. BioWare didn't need to do that and they did.
Anonymous No.724606143 [Report]
>>724605295
on the one hand maybe like 1% of femoids chose him as a romance
on the other hand it's still insane to shaft 1% of your female players out of nowhere for no reason
not to mention making the black guy with an absentee scumbag father a massive scumbag himself. not only finding someone else but knocking them up in less than half a year and his defense was "bruh you wanted me to WAIT???" lmao, when literally every other romance option does just that easily
did they hate his VA's guts or something? it's a baffling choice
not to mention unlike every other companion prepping for doomsday in some way after 2 he just....fucks around on some mediterranean beaches until the dr asked him for help
Anonymous No.724606640 [Report]
Eldar are fucked in the head because they're designed organisms and not part of any ecosystem. They have nothing in common with any living thing except other Eldar, which is why they are so conceited.
Humans have some common understanding with most other earthly mammals, like raccoons or elephants or monkeys.
Anonymous No.724606882 [Report]
>>724591051
> the old ones fles
??? Is this some kind of new revelation in some book or are you just spreading misinformation? Pretty sure they were completely hunted down
Anonymous No.724607913 [Report]
>>724570119 (OP)
Easy.
https://youtu.be/2np28mC5dYg