Thread 724579608

Which is the spookiest monkey?

>>724579608 (OP)
you dare question supremacy?

>>724580046
well now hang on

>>724580046
grim reaper designs are so cute

honestly, and i'm being serious here, there's a lot of maps now that can be moved down in difficulty due to him and the ice monke water buff, looking at flooded valley, erosion, peninsula, enchanted glade, all significantly easier now

clowning around

>>724580851
need a silas bf

>>724579608 (OP)
this one

>>724582840
you had to post the spirit cause you can't post corvus, you can't be spooky and gay at the same time

>>724583340
sure you can, watch this
this is just spooky...

and this is spooky and gay

>>724583860
>>724583773
slander, you have it backwards, baseline corvus is the fucking boykisser, and ironically i think twink death corvus is more like what i imagine nk envisioned him to be

silas with a beard when

>>724583998
I would really like it if the thread turned gay but let's try and stay on topic for a at least a bit with the spooky theme
also yeah, corvus with a beard does fit the character a lot more, why can wizard monke get a nice beard but corvussy can't NK???

fearful appearance

>>724584942
monkey dressed up as a human

>>724585173
i find it so charming how the bloons universe refuses to address the concept of any other sentient creatures beyond monkes and bloons, there was agents for a short while but other than that it's like some alternate reality to our own where we're all little monkes and not people

which monkes would work out?
which ones definitely don't? ezili has never been in a gym for sure

>>724585753
anon last thread mentioned bloons adventure time and as far as I know the adventure time people are also sentient creatures I suppose

>>724587437
i think that falls under the agent's "this was an AU thing for one time and that's over now, retconned basically" kind of thing
i mean i'd love to see agents come back personally but that's just me

>>724581762
at the speed of sound

>>724587575
I guess
I wonder if Amelia is real or just another figment of our imagination

>>724587887
who? next you're going to make up names like zee jay or bonnie

>>724588075
we need a necromancer for all those poor monkeys that have died for nothing
maybe not zee jay, I quite literally can't say anything good about him

>>724579608 (OP)
Where do I find the current CT relic map?

I wanna fuck the mank

He's the hero Bloontopia deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Whoever designed this week's odyssey you're a real funny guy
>map 3 round 25

begin operation fuck green, these niggas gay

there's no hero more breedable than silas

>>724590632
What if I don't farm hmmm? What then bucko?

can someone get camo flogged I'm too race dumb

>doublecash on sale
>buy it because why not
I was expecting it to have a somewhat significant impact, but hory shiet I didn't expect it to be that broken.

>>724593550
It's literally double the cash, how did you think otherwise
It's like 50k by round 40

I'm camping on SMS and waiting for them to steal, I'm fairly sure I can do it in 6 tiers with a 500 wizard.

>>724595072
I got their tile next to it so if you're fast you can lock them out of the area

>>724593550
>double cash on sale
>not even half price
I’ll stick with fast track, thank you

>>724595236
Eh I waited until the purplefag was done. I have no idea how he took longer than I did when I was doing it with less towers. I had to leave on 80 and wait.

need a bloonarius bf that can't stop growing (or inflating ig)

Hello, I'm feeling based and engineerpilled. Turretcels be seething over sentrychads.

>>724508360
>>724410185
here, i can fufill this need for you. this might be a little unhinged though, i just kind of let fly
https://files.catbox.moe/dsc8q9.png
i was doing this for the last thread but it died while i was drawing
it's funny, i literally didn't even see the gwen reply until right now, what serendipity

>>724598943
this was also meant for >>724370727, whoops

>>724598943
wew lad good stuff

>>724598943
incredible art anon, your rendering is incredible and I love your use of sound effects and action lines and especially how you gave him a big plump butt. not straight though </3

>>724598943
pretty good

>>724598943
Unf

monki

monkey butts drive me nuts

>>724598943
Why her shoes so smol?

>>724584820
I hate this image

>>724580046
bet he smells like sour patch kids

>>724610209
but more importantly what does his butt smell like?

>>724610419
a tinge of Granny Smiths

>>724610625
not entirely unpleasant. I could work with that

monkey sex

good night

Bump

>>724589257
Thank you. But where would I find it myself?

>>724616219
sleep well monkeyman

>>724614997
oops forgot this post

monkey sex

>>724587437
https://files.catbox.moe/mq2b1b.png

>>724623942
holy cute

since when did /v/ start approving of tranny-tier steam slop??
BTD5 was better but no one will admit so because theyre all jerking to r34 of their favourite hero or whatever.

>>724583773
Still no skin... even on Halloween. Again.

>make ice amphibious
>whoops, Energizer (and Brickell) makes ice too strong
>I know, let's make Brickell stop working with Mermonkey, maybe that'll fix the problem
legitimately what the fuck were they smoking with this change

>change theme
>whole site breaks
impressive actually

fucking finally

>>724627051
I'm Super proud of you (get it)

>>724627839
I'm proud of you too.

monkey sex

>>724625520
just because you mentioned it, they've delayed his skin by another year

need fat monkey unable to swing from vines because of her huge boobs

Bump

Werewolf monkey

>>724580851
I mean he literally lets you have two of the best T5 in the game. Remove all his other perks and he'd still be top tier just for that.

>>724598943
Surely his dick gets much bigger when erect right? He's a hung bottom right???

I haven't played this game in a long time, but decided to update since I know a bunch of shit was added. I assume the fire symbol on the difficulty in Odyssey mode means it's hard as shit? I got gaped trying hard, so I move to medium and it's still fucking me.

>>724636334
The fire means your monkeys can only be used a set number of times (ie: if you have 3 dart monkeys and use 1 on the first map then you only have 2 left for the four remaining maps)

so close, yet so far....

>>724637689
how do you have more daily chests than challenges??

Felt oddly compelled to draw Brickell comfortably sleeping

Okay, it's not that ninja isn't good. Alchemist is just really nice to have. Also, why is that Monkey Village attack so strong?

>>724638448
https://youtu.be/aAijaMl-aqY

>>724638421
By skipping the challenge some days????

In reality I bought the game at launch and stopped after a month or so because I hate playing games on my phone. Daily challenge didn't exist at launch.

>>724638527
>favored trades
>in chimps
kek

>>724638448
she is eeping for sure

>>724638658
I was going for the middle path to clear out DDTs but I got a new mouse so I clicked twice.

>>724623942
:D

>>724635540
No way, he's small, smaller than the average monkey

>>724638658
>he doesn't know
To allow you to get money on CHIMPS for the new map you can actually sell towers now on the mode.

>>724638448
kys bomby

>>724639187
just checked, what are you talking about dude
what map do you think you can sell on in chimps?

>>724638448
this is great
>>724638654
>By skipping the challenge some days????
nobody does this
also yeah that makes sense

>>724639272
that's not bomby you braindead nigger
these pieces look nothing alike

>>724639272
no no that's not her, that's the guy who's different brickell designs, the bee monkey, clown monke too

>recently started replaying after a 3+ year break
>unlock mermonkey
>unlock bottom back t3
Something awoke in me and I don't like it

>>724640545
I don't get the appeal of fish

>>724641432
bedroom eyes

monkey sex

>>724644021
thanks

Bump

It's monkover...

play my fucking maps!!

>>724647778
why

>>724647778
I don't want to play bloons anymore.

>>724647778
Sure let me take my crystal ball to figure out which ones are yours

This is too sexy.

>>724650434
>nobody will fulfill your request
I liked it but I can't draw, we share our tears

>>724640120
Didn't they stop posting in these threads as well?

>>724649502
>>724650828
>>724651696
I love my wife!!

>>724652053
yes she did after being bullied so much
funnily enough she made a post (during dead hours) a couple weeks ago but the thread died after a few posts. I reckon she's just lurking now or maybe one of us and we don't know it DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNN

>>724627051
>tfw you know that feel
And I even got a legit 500 to complement the one I scummed from the Adora pack. Count is 612.

>>724652564
I get it's halloween but please chill out with the spooky stuff

>>724652632
I think this was the post I was thinking of >>717275843 , it's not really dead hours but whatever
I notice the filename and the watermark are different, still having an identity crisis it seems

>>724653004
Wow he's drinking her piss

>turns lights off at 3 a.m.
>stands in front of mirror
>BOMBY BOMBY BOMBY
..........................................................................................

>>724653446
it should've been me...

>>724652564
Can't say that I know anything about Bomby other than them allegedly being underage, and I assume that's why people try to get her to leave, hope it's not because of her art at least

>>724653594
There is plenty left anon, but surely you'd prefer to drink straight from the tap?

Which # of CT are we in atm?

>>724654351
Number as in how many CTs have there been up to this point? 84 in that case.

>>724653767
I honestly have no idea why, if I try to think about any reasoning it just hurts my brain and even the underage angle makes no sense. just a shame it went the way it did
>>724654048
I'd like to but I'm not sure her boyfriend would let me

Drama is just another Bloon ploy to distract us from their attacks

>>724657110
no bloons here, no siree

>>724657325
Monkey Fortress 2

Favorite game mode?

>>724658072
Boss. Least tiers.

>>724658072
I like ''primary/magic/military only'' but it's also really easy

>>724658072
Chimps (minus the early game aids)

All my monkeys fit in one circle :)

So is the new ice monkey worth it? Been saving up, and have to decide between him, Brickell, and Sauda

>>724660419
All of them are worth it, but for a beginner I think Sauda will do you better.
Go with whoever you like more though.

>>724660419
Ice spam is pretty much an S-tier strategy right now when used in conjunction with Silas.
Churchill is my favorite though

I need Silas to spam his ice in my mouth

>>724661883
I need Silas to sit his cold ass on my face so I can warm him up

>>724660559
Hopefully they don't nerf the ice strat

>>724664518
They will

green still needs some fucking but it wouldn't hurt to slap at purple a bit too, CTbros. a lot of the good relics are sort of in precarious spots

>>724665724
I didn't see green active like yesterday so they may have given up
We have every relic except marching boots (has fringe uses in races) so we should be good

Do these games have offline support?
I just bought 6 but I'm gonna be going on a trip soon so a bunch of 6~ hour flights in a row.

>>724665898
we're probably good but it never hurts to put down some more fucking

>>724665953
yeah you can play the game perfectly fine in offline mode. a lot of mods only work with older versions of the game so that's how I usually play

Motherfuckers I was on BBB and they captured the only surrounding tile. Can someone capture either BAC or BDB?

Managed to save up for MAD on sunken column, all while pissing and shitting myself cuz black border attempt

>>724668797
Now you're going to die to a random fceram on 98

>>724668858
>doubting Icicles + Absolute Zero supremacy
Also I'm not a retard. I will just pop each BFB a couple at a time

>>724667980
I think I have one ticket left after my tile I'll take a look

>>724669465
It's fine now I took other banners. Take whatever you want

>>724669893
well I'm already in it now so whatever

whats the best Ice Monkey loadout now?

>>724670589
Top path Ice Monkey with bottom path me

>>724653767
it was partially because of her art and partially because of her shitty attitude towards getting no responses to her (shitty) art while all the other artfags got tons of (you)s every time they posted, and she believed she was on par with their skills

>>724670910
Shut up Silas

>>724670910
ALL ice monkeys are bottoms dude

>>724670994
Must just be a case of the 'tism

>>724579608 (OP)
Holy fuck, this Odyssey was complete bonkers bullshit
Stage 3 literally only has ONE path to go for or else enjoy getting 1000000 DDTs shoved up your ass, and the final stages with the legion of armored BADs took me a continue to clear just so I could get myself dart monkey and ninja monkey paragons. I hope whoever designed this Odyssey gets colon cancer ffs
Extreme mode is great though, and I hope we get more of it as long as we get enough monkey limits like in this Odyssey

>>724671171
This is an indisputable fact, all ice monkeys have small dicks so they're made to be bred by HUMAN MEN

>>724671585
i-it's just a little chilly is all!

>>724671585
they need your warmth, anon. deep, deep inside.

>>724671585
Druids on the other hand are all hung so you can have something nice to grab and stroke while you plow them

>>724671576
I found map 3 and 4 to be harder than 5. Maybe because 5 was the last map so I didn't mind using whatever I had available.
Third map. I don't know if there's anything besides Ray of Doom that can deal with the fDDT rush.
Fourth map. I don't know if there's anything besides Bloon Master Alchemist + stall to let him turn everything into reds. I used 2 sabos and an absolute zero.
Fifth map I had 7 farms left after using 2 on the third and 1 on the fourth map so I went full farming here and had no problem with round 18 by using supermines. Then for round 32 I just sold every farm I had and bought all the good T5s I could think of. Made 800k out of pops alone lol shows you why it's needed to nerf bloon income after getting past round 50 normally.

Ngl, I think y'all are just bad. I've never played a genuinely difficult Odyssey before. That shit has always been sleeper garbage

>>724672167
They're piss easy 99% of the time but they post genuinely hard ones like once a year.
I remember one where the last map the moabs were so buffed that even when farming a shitton and getting multiple paragons I had trouble beating it.
This week was kind of hard.

>>724671703
Don't worry little monkey, emphasis on little, you'll be nice and warm soon, and just a little sore after
>>724671773
Hey now, I can't handle all of them by myself
>>724671805
Another indisputable fact, but they refuse to top anyone

>>724671889
On the last map did you ever buy an XXXL trap at the beginning? I went for that + banana factory + 040 engineer for income, but maybe I should've gone all in on the farms. You DEFINITELY need the 502 spike factory to get past r18 though, Ray of Doom sadly doesn't cut it against the flood of +1000%hp DDTs
As for the third map I rushed the ray of doom by fielding a banana factory + 040 engineer to boost the factory, deploy dartling to 420, sell factory and buy the 520. I reset my run because I felt I didn't pick enough engineers and ninjas, kinda glad I did

>>724672167
>Ngl, I think y'all are just bad.
Yes, and?

>>724672568
Never got the time to buy it on the last map but maybe it was a good idea. I had to sell most of the farms just to afford the super mines. Just like in the fourth map I used a 104 alchemist to "farm" money since you get so much more from pops here. I used 520 spike factory, I thought it was better since the round with the DDT rush was long and they didn't come instantly.

why are you all so gay

>>724673212
Nothing gay about fucking monkey boys anon

>>724672167
I'm not a bloon, silly!

>>724673295
*men

>>724673586
You'd call them men instead of boys? That's gay

>>724673212
If it's cute I want to put my dick in it

Funny

does a legend of the night black hole work on the odyssey on that massive armored BAD round?

>>724674480
I don't think Super Monkey was even allowed in the odyssey but even if it was, I'm not sure it would last long enough for all the BADs to leak through
You just gave me an idea Very smug LOTN thinking he can fit anything and then his black hole runs out

>>724674329
S-s-s-sixty t-t-three!?

>>724672520
I'm pretty sure all of the monkeys are bottoms ngl

>>724674737
That's right! Open up for 122 ceramics!

>>724675954
Fact

MOAB
HANDLE IT
BFB
HANDLE IT
ZOMG
HANDLE IT
DDT
HANDLE IT

>>724678087
how about you handle my fat cock instead

>>724678839
FAT COCK
HANDLE IT

Bump

monkey sex

>>724678087
>>724680239
UHH GUYS?

>>724682301
how about silas bumping his butt against my face because he wants to get rimmed. how about that

>>724684084
Bump

Clean cut, and still cuts a tomato.

>>724686972
My foreskin! AAAIIIEEEEEE!!

>>724687178
soda would never... she respects foreskin...

>>724687468
Geraldo would, however.

>>724685272
is that a yes

>>724687468
Such a sweet gal

>>724687468
head too big

>>724688769
That's what she said

>>724598943
Hey goatboy, you do a lot of requests from here but I'm curious what drawing you'd do unprompted.
Ironically you can call this a request; one where you draw whatever you want.

>>724690017
if he's doing requests then I request some more silASS but with closed cheeks instead cuz I don't like big puffy holes

monkey sex

>>724688205
Bump

>>724653767
I always felt bad for Bomby because every time she posted, it would be a bunch of grown adults being incredibly nasty to some child that's just passionate about something.
Her responses to criticism and stuff is immature but like, no shit.

>>724676140
I like these doodles but whoever thought purple and dark blue text on a black background was a good idea needs some more Primary Training

>>724695640
are you fucking retarded? a child shouldn't be here any way, ch site is not a place for them.

>>724697759
How about you get some reading comprehension before calling someone a retard? At no point in those simple two sentences did I say or suggest that a child should be on 4chan.

I'm going to name my first child Moki

>>724697759
Back in my days most of 4chan was children. Including the founder.

if monkey sex is so good where is monkey sex 2??

>>724701457
when they make the bloons rpg

>>724702091
so never............

primate intercourse

simian lovemaking

xǝs ʎǝʞuoɯ

>>724704823
wha

bloon sex

>>724705842
it's only a war crime if you lose the war

Who can I comm to get the monkey sex

what's going on here

>>724708576
Monkey business.

>>724708680
hmmmm okay carry on then

>>724705842
if a bloon had a fat butt I'd probably still fuck it

>>724708801
switch the order up

>>724709643
I agree, marriage should always come before sex

>>724690220
>I don't like big puffy holes
blasphemer, kill this guy NOW

>>724695640
i did, until she started having an incredibly shitty and pissy attitude literally all the fucking time, it went both ways dude if you don't remember

>>724598943
i need to obliterate his ass in front of the women monkeys (to establish dominance you see)

I want Silas to top me and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>724709627
imagine getting hotdogged by two bloons

>>724711361
why is druid doing the checkem

This seems a little small, although I haven't even touched the Intermediate maps yet.

>>724711551
people underestimate how much of a difference monkey knowledge makes so when they start a map they've beaten many times in chimps and lose on round 7 over and over they think, "what the fuck, fuck this"

>>724711691
when playing chimpsi thought id miss farms the most
but free dart monkey was really the biggest loss

>>724711854
the real fucker of chimps is needing to make do with just 000 towers for the first like 8 rounds, you just cannot upgrade the ones you have that easily

>>724711958
the real fucker of chimps is me. I fuck the chimps

>>724712607
AAAAHHH I KNEEEEL

>>724712607
we need a monkey edit of this

what sports do the monkeys play to stay fit? I know they do a lot of cardio but that can't be all

>>724713442
they have sex, a lot of it

>>724713442
boxing, sauda kills people

>>724713442
sit-ups. on my dick

>>724713442
jelqing

>>724713543
sauda crossroad kills dart monkeys

>>724713732
so youre saying shes a double agent for the bloons

>>724713661
jelqing is a sport nowadays? leaderboard and all?

>>724714686
nah, she's on our side but what i'm saying she is a psychopath who wouldn't mind trying a freshly-sharpened blade on a random monkey

>>724714732
or, using a random monkey as a blade!

>>724715282
Linux monkey

you know, i thought you all were bullshitting when you talked about this map sucking, but yeah, this shit sucks ass
looked so easy too

>>724716474
I'm not sure I'd place it in expert but it's borderline
And it sucks to play

>>724579608 (OP)
Honestly, I don't know how people micromanage this game. I can't even figure out how to beat intermediate levels in normal difficulty.

>>724716474
What gets me is that the middle part is so expensive when it isn't all that useful

>>724716640
I'd definitely put it at expert, it's harder than everything but the true expert maps + worse hero leveling which makes it even harder

>>724717093
really? it comes down do game knowledge honestly, "the right thing for the right job", you kind of have to know what every upgrade does to know when to use each one

>>724717453
it really isn't too, it makes you think
>oh wow there's so much coverage in the middle!
but this is the actual amount of space that you get to see and it isn't much, and churchill has high range already. inside the circle is dead space
and apparently there's no where you can put an alchemist to buff him if he's dead center so that's cool

>>724718268
Just place a top path mermonkey below him, put a flagship above the mermonkey and put the alchemist on the flagship to reach Churchill it isn't that hard dude

>>724718368
oh i know, i know
i'm doing magic monkeys only right now, i'm just saying

how did monke discover dart technology?

>>724718434
I wasn't being serious that's such a big investment just to get an alch to the middle of the map lol

>>724671889
Third map & Fourth map I also used those strats, it's probably the easiest way to beat those two maps. It's pretty cheap too, 2 BRF's each map gives you enough money to afford what you need
>>724672568
>>724672997
For the last map you can also use a 19 shinobi stack master bomber for the DDT wave. It's cheaper and allows you to farm pops for the ninja paragon. I didn't try XXXL trap but it's probably more efficient than just spamming farms, especially if you rubber-to-gold all the ceramics

>>724718483
but wait wait wait, if you get a TSG with enough support sacrifices you can give an alchemist enough range to reach the middle...

monkey sex

sopa de macaco
uma delicia

Surprised Ben alone was enough farming to beat Normal with a dart paragon.

>>724721316
my boyfriend bloonarius

>>724721635
my ancestor...

>>724723375
me on the right

>>724720826
I would NEVER EVER eat a monke

>>724723494
Not even eating out?

>>724723616
I would NEVER EVER not eat out a monkey

>>724725053
That's not monklish

>>724723375
the bloons in this pic are hotter than the monkey and I'm not joking

>>724725743
We're gonna pop you, run rubber boy run

>>724723454
>those eyes
lol

>>724725743
>t. doesn't use that bloon skin in game

>>724725743
You have low standards

>>724728535
sorry I'm just a bloonfucker

>>724730004
Look at Pat. He knows what he just did to Gwen.

>>724730303
>Pat

>>724730303
She's just sunning, don't be such a coombrain

>>724672167
Okay, yeah nah this Odyssey has hands. The main difficulty comes from needing to play each map once and then knowing which round to prepare for. Kinda cheap way to increase difficulty, but it was also fun. Somewhat trivialized by abusing Rubber to Gold + Bloon Trap to take advantage of the RBE to money ration of the first 40 rounds.

**The F-BAD rush on round 32 was pretty sick. Didn't think I would end up buying a paragon**

>>724687468
respects as in... venerates? worships, even?

>>724733376
>churchill is a nazi
not the collab I expected

>>724732747
just respect, like a friend

>>724687468
Sauda loves my foreskin, calls it her gummy worm

>>724734764
Erm... what the banana?

>>724736190
It's a big banana

>>724736374
>>724736374
>>724736374
>>724736374

>>724736745
no

>>724736745
yes

>>724736745
maybe

alright then

If your top 3 heroes are Sauda, Etienne and Benjamin, you don't belong here.
Delete your account and start again.

>>724741625
Really just gonna open up my profile and single me out, huh? I see how it is.

>>724741625
Called out.........

>>724741625
whew, I can stay

>>724741625
And what does my top 3 say about me?
Noob, faggot,?

Does Benjamin do anything in CHIMPS?

>>724742139
Makes you lose money with his trojan

>>724742139
>>724742186
Funnily enough, there was a time when Obyn was so bad that Ben for was a better choice for Chimps

>>724741625
lol

Which monkey has the biggest balls for me to suck on?

>>724743337
Beast handler boys have the fattest nuts

>>724743337
definitely brickell, without a doubt

>>724742062
>All OG heroes
Basic I reckon, specially with the businessmonkey being your top

which monkey has the biggest butt for me to make out with? and why is it silas?

>>724743547
>Most picked Rosalia
She's my new favorite hero. I'm never really sure if I should be on the laser or the grenade gun, at least in the early game
>4.5k boats
That has to be merchant man farming. No one likes water towers that much

>>724743726
Too many bananas, all that fat goes right to his ass and nowhere else

>>724741625
hmmm, the really ironic thing is i have not used quincy in like, years and i don't use sauda anymore much. i really don't farm much either, i actually do not know why that's so high

>>724743979
that, and he keeps making his butt bigger while murmuring something about how "the ice... thickens"

Eh, why the fuck not.

>gained 3 veteran levels so far this grind event
I swear I can quit if I want to.

>>724744879
Permafrost to withstand being plapped by every guy in the thread

uhm

>>724745163
this man does NOT play coop

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>724743939
>I'm never really sure if I should be on the laser or the grenade gun, at least in the early game
What I usually go for is
>Laser before grenades are able to hit multiple bloons
>If grenades can scatter and I don't have enough crowd control or a good lead popper I change to that
>Change back to laser when the first MOAB comes
>Keep it on laser for the rest of the game

>That has to be merchant man farming
You'd be right, spamming merchants in maps with a lot of water is one of my favorite things to do whether on single or multiplayer, but Buccaneer is actually my favorite tower, all of its paths are great. I've been doing harder maps lately so sadly their usage has been going down since it's more viable to do banana farms later on

>>724743547
>>724744047
>>724745163
Can someone explain what with all the boat shills? You can't even place the dude in monkey meadows

>>724745502
Rosalia is NOT a Brazilian ape, thread, gang rape this anon

>>724745163
Do events reward more exp?

>>724745520
he is an amazing chimps choice, high range, pierce, and attack rate for a 000 tower, 010 is so fantastic for early game, 040 is an easy r40 defense and can handle clusters, and 400 is basically midgame covered until 80 easily

>>724745502
I remember P-lord was broken for a few patches, but not anymore I guess?

I hate that they took lead popping from Carrier Flagship, but somehow top path is actually better now ???. Apparently its carrier spam with Brickell + Glue Storm for MIB skip and extra damage.

>>724743939
>No one likes water towers that much
depends on what you mean by water towers...
did you guys know that carrier flagship gives the buff to mermonkey but they removed naval tactics on brickell from affecting them? brickell apparently does not acknowledge the navy's auxiliary forces when flagship does

>>724745172
he needs some padding for how hard I'm gonna pound him

>>724744047
2000 farms isn't that much desu

Since you guys are talking about gameplay too much I'm gonna go for now

>>724745981
This nigga kills bosses

>>724745981
with that many geraldos and farms i can tell this man does too many elite bosses

>>724745981
Found the boss event main

>>724745520
If you ever farm with boats you are incentiviced to place as many as you can since the more boats the more each one earns.

>>724745981
I thought I had a lot with 12k farms, I kneel.

>>724745520
Its a tower you can farm with, and the tier 5 caps out at 20 boats. Any map with a decent chunk of water on it will get dozens of boats spammed on it.

>>724746137
yeah but you'd only boat farm on like, 6 maps at most, if you don't have room for at least 20 boats it's not worth it

>>724746253
It's not about making a killing, it's about making enough while not having to focus on defense that much because your boats are doing it for you, unless you're a bossfag of course

>>724745974
The largest gang bang in Bloons history

>>724745261
Correct. I'm missing every co op achievement and Snap. Co op scares me ;_;

yes i just bought monke names to make this

>>724745960
>brickell apparently does not acknowledge the navy's auxiliary forces when flagship does
Monkeys at sea and Mermonkeys have a mutual agreement

>>724746585
>brickell is for mating press sushi bento
uhh ummm uhhhh uhh

>>724746585
post a coop code right now

>>724746646
more?

>>724697759
Bet there are children in this thread RIGHT now

>>724746585
>80 red medals
>79 black medals
brutal...

>>724746585
co-op is fun when you don't get a bunch of retards spamming tier 2 towers whenever they can. At the same time, its not really fun when you give all your money to one guy so he does all the work

What should scare you is the absolutely dogshit multiplayer framework that disconnects people randomly, slows the game down, and makes you wait for constant timers when someone has slight connection problems

>>724745712
I don't think so. But it takes 6-7 expert impops to grind out one 5set and I usually clean 1-2 of them each rotation. With 3 rotations/day that adds up to 20-40 games/day.

>>724745712
Technically no but they kind of do.
The higher a round you beat the more exp it gives, up until you beat the map so doing freeplay makes you earn almost nothing.
But in events you usually do impoppable anyways (100 rounds) if you're grinding instas, and boss events make you go up to at least round 120. So you get more exp on those.

>>724746034
>>724746046
>>724746076
It's less than you'd think given how many farms I have. I'm kinda burnt out on bosses, haven't done a boss event in months.
Ironically enough I'm more of a chimps guy, It's just that when I don't play chimps I always fill up the entire map with farms.

>>724747424
>highest round 1000
How. My fps slows to a crawl once I reach 300+, especially if I build vtsg.

>>724747897
The game's freeplay ramping got buffed early on into the game's life. It used to be relatively easy if you wanted to go deep.

I haven't beat a single map in CHIMPS mode yet.

>>724748030
Do Logs on CHIMPS NOW

>>724748226
i think 3 mines round is the new "way too easy" map now, any tower you place down essentially has full map coverage

>>724748305
okay then beat 3 mines round with legend of the night

>>724747897
I grinded rounds on a 5% cooldown and 50% Moab speed daily challenge with Ezili.
LOTN on a 5% cooldown daily challenge was by far the best way to get absurdly high rounds before they patched the portal. You literally could not die and the rounds were basically lag-free.

Monkeys with bikinis of their countries flags

>>724745520
I like Brickell, that's why (my 4th highest is sub btw)

>>724746934
Co-op is best when there's multiple lanes and map split enabled so you have to coordinate who gets money and when

>>724749986
brickell is weird for me in that she literally does not give ANY buffs to water towers other than naval tactics which is only for a few seconds, so many other "leader" type upgrades/heroes buff their respective towers except brickell, the admiral of the entire navy
i guess i just don't like having to constantly use abilities and brickell's only real use is in her abilities

>>724750160
they actually had some significant buffs to her gun and basic mines the past 2 years, making her actually a decent tower instead of completely worthless by herself 3 years ago. I like the ability usage, but I can see how some people just want passives instead of activations. She's incredibly strong with naval tactics, since it's literally just a free Call to Arms for $900 and can beat pretty much every major rush without any extra planning or considerations in your defense (except for all 3 waves on round 63 because NT is too short lmao). I'm glad NK is adding more passives onto other heroes, like Striker Jones and Silas recently, but NK is a group of fucking nigger monkies who completely stripped Brickell's synergy with Mermonkies for no fucking reason and I will never forgive them until they revert it

>>724750554
I understand most of the nerfs they do, but removing the ability for amphibious towers to receive her buff is incredible. Specially considering for how long it's been in the game.
Then why the fuck is Ben's trojan still a nerf to your income?

>>724750160
I agree. I understand that its quite a strong ability, doubling attack speed, camo detection, MIB, but the uptime isn't nearly good enough to completely MIB/camo detection skip. I remember there was a time where with Energizer and high level you would have close to full uptime but that was pretty expensive and has since been nerfed.

I have really been enjoying Silas when it comes to not having to micro abilities. He has strong abilities, but his passive buffs are strong enough that you can roll with Impale, AZ, and high moab damage tower all the way until r100

>500 mer doesn't gain her own range buff for being in the water by making the ground the water
it's so obviously what should happen, what the fuck, bullshit

>>724750663
they did that the update after making ice monkeys amphibious and it turned out giving them double attack speed on top of every other buff ice monkeys can have was just way too much, i guess

>>724741625
Still sorta new.

>>724741625
Do I have to delete 1/3 of my account?

Even Ezili has a passive buff
One that youll never know how helpful it is because who the hell keeps track of zombie bloons

>>724752087
All those accolades but still only 5 followers. It must be tough being that lonely

>>724716474
I have no idea how you're supposed to beat this map with alt bloon rounds when camo and lead bloons appear so early.

I am no longer asking. Buff the Fat Pussy NOW.

>>724711691
Thank god I've always turned off Monkey upgrades so doing CHIMPS is just Impoppable round 2.

>>724753295
May I interest you in Ezili?

>>724753295
silas is what i used, can pop lead and camo from the outset

>>724753479
Early game Ezili is funny
>Can pop camo and leads
>Can see through walls
>Non projectile attack so its 100% accurate
>Deals 3 damage
>First ability deals with the one bloon that counters her
>Attacks too slowly for any of these perks to matter

>>724745741
>and 400 is basically midgame covered until 80 easily
>mfw I lose because I started the round when the planes were not in a perfectly optimal spot and when I retry the round I win easily despite not doing anything differently at all

>>724750663
The money you save from not having to deal with the early moab's ceramic babies make it worth it

>>724753814
they buffed the range and accuracy of the planes pretty significantly recently, this isn't a problem i noticed. and i did say "covered" not "solos", that can't have been your only moab defense

>>724753885
yes but I could be earning MORE

If you want to 1HKO the r40 Moab, do you go MOAB assassin or pirate boat?
Assuming map has water.

>>724754030
Ben and 023+ sniper.

>>724754030
Assassin is cheaper but its regular attack isnt as useful as pirate's

>>724754030
first strike

>>724753885
If using Ben you have trouble setting up a defense for the early game moabs you have a lot to learn. That upside is laughable, and the downside is actually huge.
>>724754030
I'd rather not, but if I really have to I prefer the pirate boat.

>>724753885
i mean 1 300 mermonke can slap 4 ceramics easily, is very cheap, and can give future pierce buffs to towers around it, there are so many options here that aren't the trojan

>>724753975
desu it's mostly just a holdover grudge I have back when I was black bordering Haunted like, a year and a half year ago right when they added the ability to retry on chimps and my 4x Carriers + Flagship failed on round 96 and then proceeded to clear it first try next attempt

>>724754425
I feel you, I still remember some extreme odyssey in Pat's Pond and the rng of the planes was insufferable. I don't know how many attempts it took because the planes kept disappearing off screen or randomly switching lanes.

>>724753885
the ceramics are worth $381 per moab, and if you have rubber to gold then that's $762 total. With Benjamin's Trojan you earn $11, or $13 factoring in the +$1 from Skimming and the +$1 from Rubber to Gold. Yes, you only earn +$1 on a Rubber to Gold'd and trojan'd Moab. That's a lot of money to be wasting per moab.

>all this math shit
stop playing the game and start busting it to the monkeys

>>724755758
i'm in the refractory period

>>724755758
mo' money, mo' monkey bitches, nawmsain?

>>724755758
I'm too busy calculating efficient deposits to get the best ROI on the bank investments. Now leave me alone you're distracting me.

I WILL play the game.
I WILL do the daily challenges every day.
I WILL do every Odyssey.
I WILL get a poor time on every race.
I WILL black border the maps.
I WILL do every boss.
I WILL NOT do any Elite Boss that requires autistic minmax farming methods.
I WILL NOT do any Boss Rush events.
I WILL NOT jerk it to the monkeys.

>>724755874
>I WILL NOT jerk it to the monkeys.
this is a lie and i don't believe you

>>724755874
99% of elite bosses don't require autistic minmax farming methods

>>724755925
Then I WILL do those and I WILL NOT do the 1% that do.

>>724755874
>I WILL NOT jerk it to the monkeys.
What a sad life you live

>>724755805
use your ass then, everyone already knows you're a huge faggot

>>724755874
>I WILL NOT jerk it to the monkeys.
this is such an unbelievable lie

what if we play the game AND jerk it to the monkeys

>>724756289
This is the way

i just got 5000 monkey money, what hero is the best to jerk it to

>>724756701
i mean, for content of porn available i would say sauda or brickell

>>724756743
it's not about the amount but the quality of the content

>>724756910
i think that's still sauda then

bloons sex mod when

monkey sex

monki

>>724741625
erm
new account, don't bully

>>724762273
Are you gay by any chance?

>>724762273
a silas - quincy double buttjob would go hard

>>724763343
HOW DID YOU KN- N-NO I-I... MEAN... I'M NOT!!

>>724763437
you know what else is hard?

>>724764732
A fortified lead bloon?

>>724763437
silas-churchill buttjob would go harder because they are both small dick monkeylet bubble-butted faggots

>>724764861
Need to pump those bottoms full of human spunk

>>724765041
i'm gonna pump you full of moab glue

>>724765875
Anon... I'm not a bloon

>>724765894
you'll be one after when i'm done with you

>>724766275
You, you stay away from me and my wife

>>724755874
>I WILL play the game
What the fuck is wrong with you

What a suspicious thing to say, Patch.

Bump

>>724767742
I'm wondering why Monkey is capitalized

>>724741625
Still relatively new, but this is what Ive got going on.

>>724770654
Silas is a Monkey

>>724771309
I'm willing to believe that but why capitalize the M and not just write monkey?

>>724771862
his ass is so big that the M needs to be capitalized

>>724752087
This guy Rosaliamogs me and he doesn't even main her. Brutal

the monkeys get a bit quirky at night

monkey sex

>>724773829
monkey see, monkey do :-P

Why did they have to make Ezili sound so horny?

>>724776805
She sounds normal to me, (You) are the horny one.

>>724777135
she engages in horny behaviour like

>be female
>be alive
>be monkey

I can't play the game for more than 10 minutes at a time because of you guys. Everytime I see a monkey I have to masturbate :(

monkey marriage

>>724777745
>because of you guys
we aren't the ones making you horny

>>724780767
hot

make sure to do this >>724644021 if you haven't already, it's set to stop working tomorrow

START DOING THIS -> >>724644021

Bump

monkey sex

monkey pox

monkey rocks!

a 3 day old thread?

Its time to accept its over

>>724789939
power of monke prevails
>>724790116
nuhyeh

>>724790116
It's not over until it's over. And then we'll just make another thread.

>>724790265
>>724790279
Its not genuine prevailing when its one guy bumping it with useless posts

>>724790413
>t. bloon

>3 day thread
>no co-op
what happened bros?

>>724791963
dunno, I don't play coop

>>724790413
>one guy
it's not one guy

when are they adding monkey sex to the game

>>724791963
I went to play other game for a bit and obviously I am the pillar of 4chan co-op

Any games anyone considers bloons but better?

>>724794141
>he doesn't know
Why do you think Saudas viking skin has those fuck-me eyes.

>>724794861
When goat bloons becomes a reality

>>724794861
anon, btd6 is the better TD game of its kind there is
they have a fun monopoly on this very specific genre and it's practically impossible for anyone to compete with it because of how evolved it is
unless some insane level of funnovation is conceived ot will stay this way likely until NK fumbles the golden goose somehow, but even then the genre will probably just fucking die with BTD6 (being relegated to dogshit chink mobile games is basically the same as dying)

>>724795836
I dont like how its not grid based...

>>724796368
Bro wants Fire Emblem TD

>>724796557
Yeah kinda

>>724796368
I was in the same boat but then I'd just kept playing and I might even be of the opinion that the game not being grid based is better
I just wish we had faster speeds to play at

monkey sex

>>724800042
Mating press

>>724800042
why are her legs white

>>724800042
as a human male, I can give her a future where she doesn't have to wageslave forever
>>724800716
maybe she's wearing leggings

>>724800716
shaved

>>724801289
oh yeah that makes more sense

Is this game actually good or do you all just wanna fuck the monkeys?

>>724802034
Game sucks don't play it.

>>724802034
both

>>724802034
bit of both

>>724764861
you might be right. silas's thickening cheeks and churchill's sweat-soaked butt squeezing and crushing your length between them...

does anybody here read the blog posts?

>>724803769
>em dash

>>724803769
Ezili has numerous anal toys under her bed fellas...

>>724803898
Robokiwi

>>724802034
Can confirm, game's boring and not worth playing.

>>724802034
I only want to fuck the male ones, so I think the game is alright.

>>724805146
she obviously wants all orang juice for herself

>>724805336
rosalia with a big belly full of orange juice

>>724805280
Penis is the best thing ever.

>>724805553
not big enough

>>724805649
I know what you're fishing for, I won't post it

>>724805725
were at page 9. just do it

>>724806115
because you asked oh so nicely

>>724806238
All I feel is hatred

So this is how the bloons thread ends...

>>724806394
lol
here's the real version

>>724806502
My hatred is gone

>>724806502
>have an orange
>pictured there are no oranges
What did the artist mean by this?

>>724805146
its her PISS

>>724806465
try and squeeze the last bits out of it (like an orange)
>>724806624
orange or tangerine, potato tomato

>>724806739
She only drinks OJ, pisses straight up OJ with a funk to it

I'm gonna go jerk it to the monkeys. How about you?

>>724806827
They taste nothing alike. Oranges are better btw

>>724804790
based. male butts are bigger and better!

>>724806739
That's kind of hot.

no more monkey sex

>>724806909
Nah Im gonna jerk off to Meow.

monkey sex never ends, we just take breaks

>>724807179
excommunicado

what if instead of having sex with the monkeys we have sex with each other

>>724807734
Not interested unless you're a cute loli (female).

>>724807734
Sex with another human? Are you crazy? I can't betray my monkey wife!