Thread 724607021

Blue board you sick cunt

>>724607021 (OP)
>Analog Horror Spamton

>monster in horror series is a tall, lanky monster with a weird face
>somehow ungodly strong and durable, able to withstand tank fire and shit
>even though it has absolutely 0 muscle mass and even (You) could beat the shit out of a stick man

Boy, he sure has got a lot of these. Seems most of them are existing analog horror characters from youtube videos.

>>724608541
Even with bots how the hell do these videos rack up hundreds of thousands of views? What the hell is wrong with people?

>>724607021 (OP)
>>724608541
not like this is any worse then the retarded youtube poops i watched back in the day

>watch some youtuber do a horror mod showcase
>he just grinds for diamonds like a soulless ape
you would figure minecraft youtubers would do things like build a cool horror themed base or atleast let themselves get immersed but no. Gotta play like you are speedrunning the base game.

>>724608541
He's perpetually terrified by the unending terrors of the universe

>>724607021 (OP)
This looks like some generic analog horror creature. It even has the wide-eyes and the exaggerated smile. Hell, does it play a speed-up version of a classical song too while attacking?

>>724608742
I remember watching one where the guy was staying at a house in the middle of a wheatfield and it was quite comfy.
all of this AHslop mod videos aren't even good material to fall asleep to.

>>724608742
this has been the horror genre for the most part for the past 15 years. it sucks.

>>724607021 (OP)
Looks jewish

>>724607021 (OP)
why are so afraid of white people

>>724608541
God, this guy must've REALLY liked Odilon's Cyclops painting.

>>724609258
because they speak in complete sentences.

>>724609845
not understand? is completed. Everyone laugh at you?

The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.

>>724608650
kids on their phones hitting auto-play and clicking whatever's recommended

>>724609954
Diddy ah blud

>>724609954
this is my face btw

>>724608541
SOVL

I unironically like shitty analog horror slop

>>724610452
Amalog Horror is like Found Footage: deeply low-budget and mostly pure slop, but still pretty fun.

>>724610452
>>724610634
at least it's people trying to have fun instead of being irony poisoned
i think liminal shit is kino

>>724607485
So true sister!

>>724608541
Every single Minecraft horror video thumbnail looks exactly the same, and the hyper realistic monsters they show in the thumbnail are not even in the mod, it's nothing but clickbait as usual, let alone the fact that the youtubers play like they're mentally disabled and take for fucking ever to do the simplest tasks. I watched a couple of videos but the novelty died way too fast.

>>724608541
>And Its TERRIFYING

>the being
>he is unstoppable and invulnerable to damage and invisible to all except the one he is coming to kill
>seeing a picture of the being summons him, now that you've seen this post he is coming to kill you
>he kills you by raping to death in one second but from your pov it feels like it takes 1000000 years
>once he kills you he replaces you and sends his image out to fish for new victims

>>724607021 (OP)
>OMG IS THAT LE UNCANNY VALLEY!!!! NOOOO!!!! MR GATES! MR FAUCI! KAMALA! SAVE ME!!!!

>>724608541
>check one of those videos
>it's just [normal gameplay] + [funky spooky mod monster randomly popping up] + [GROTESQUELY EVIDENT SIMPLE MINECRAFT GAMEPLAY GENOCIDING ANY ATTEMPT AT HORROR] + [somehow the viewer is spooked]

>>724611069
Can't be rape if I enjoy it :^)

>>724611069
>1 million years of nothing but rape all happening in a one second
There has to be a doujin like this, right?

>>724612162
https://exhentai.org/g/1479244/20144cf381/

>>724607021 (OP)
Chicago's NEW Horror Entity is DISTURBING.. The Nigger Not Bribed With Free Shit

>>724607021 (OP)
minecraft horror is the last stand of vidya soul

>>724608541
Giving smartphones to children and letting them mindlessly scroll youtube all day was a mistake, what the actual fuck is wrong with millennial parents

>>724611069
this is basically gold experience requiem LOL

>>724607021 (OP)
I think I just shat myself

>>724611043
Ngl i tought this shit was AI when it first appeared on my feed.

>>724608541
I can’t blame him. That’s good money for playing Minecraft mods.

>>724610806
Analog horror is charming and nostalgic. It reminds me of being much younger and being up late at night watching tv. I’d flip through the channels and jumpscare myself on channels that were nothing but loud black and white static.

>>724611069
hellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Last word you hear

>>724609810

Educated anon is educated

rate my monster idea

>entity appears outside of your room in a guise of a loved one
>gives unreasonable requests and short-term predictions
>you can try to defy it but it's only a matter of time before your bodily functions give out

>>724617221
You left out like three steps between "it makes requests" and "you die lol"

>>724617221
sex

Posting actually good versions of these slop channels: https://www.youtube.com/@Daiazal This dude puts really high effort into his videos and animations in them, and actually properly reviews the mods for what they are instead of just fake-reacting to them.
https://www.youtube.com/@Barronofsomething
This dude is just comfy and I like his vibe. He also doesn't fake-react to shit.

>>724618417
ok? what makes "from the caves" scary?

>>724616842
>educated
>latest algorithmslop Youtube viral

>>724618591
The monster just stalks you for like a week or two in game, spooking you and mining around you and shit, but it doesn't attack you.
When he does attack you, it's not an instant-kill jumpscare like every other horror mod, and you can actually get him to fuck off by making a cheap wooden cross.
That and the possessed animals are pretty unsettling in their movements and shit.
Just a good spooky stalker mod like herobrine, I guess.

>>724607021 (OP)
I love parasite-tubers transforming art with meaning into slop entertainment. A lot of analog horror is slop already but Dr. Nowhere is quality.

>>724607021 (OP)
He looks like he has a great [[ Deal ]] for me.

>>724607021 (OP)
>cockmongler resurfaces

>>724617221
not yet

>>724608272
onions complaints

>>724607021 (OP)
>Spamton if he was bald and naked

>>724618783
>The monster just stalks you for like a week or two in game
>When he does attack you, it's not an instant-kill jumpscare
That's the cave dweller. The original mod was slow as molasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOl0QhI5TDA

>>724607021 (OP)
OI OI OI DUENDE IN MINECRAFT ????

For me, it’s the Mimicer

>>724609810
cool painting

>>724621084
Oh, pardon me. All these mods have the same name, you're right.
Yeah from the caves is pretty not good.

>>724607021 (OP)
Lmao

>>724621548
HEY EVERY
IT’S ME

>>724618417
hi daiazal

>>724619796
I actually saw one AH series genuinely use soulmongler to depict the monster, I burst out laughing when the first jumpscare happened and I realized what it was.

>>724618417
The best Minecraft horror slop YouTubers are troubled boys and Vivilly (but only when he’s with Palpers)

>>724621668
No my youtube channel just has dumb halo and STALKER shit on it. But hello anyway!

>>724610806
>i think liminal shit is kino
It waas kino untill wikifaggots turned it into scp electric boogaloo

>>724608541
the brainrot is real...

>>724607021 (OP)
Hi i have been watching your concert for a while and it helps me a lot with stuff my sister cat died a week ago and I health issues and it just hasn't been easy for me i think that everyone is not nice in this world because people for my whole entire life never cared about me i never felt loved or happy before

>>724607021 (OP)

>>724608541
>analog horror
>not analog
>not horror
I despise children

>>724608772
kek

>>724608541

Is that…the T*TANIC? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>724607021 (OP)
opbp

>>724611008
Are you 12?
Why were you watching that.

>>724621548
LOOK KRIS
I'VE FINALLY BECOME A [BIG SHOT]

minecraft

>>724611069
Luckily I have my VHS copy of Doug's 1st Movie to keep him at bay. If I play it then he'll get sucked into the TV. If all else fails, throw Bat Credit Cards as he approaches.

>>724617221
Sasuga...

>>724607021 (OP)
Living, Breathing Slop

Nows your chance to have a BIG SCARE!

>>724608650
the children love horror

>>724611069
>>once he kills you he replaces you and sends his image out to fish for new victims
wait this is just chain mail

>>724607021 (OP)
>>724621214
There must be a name for this visual style of horror monster. I can't quite describe it but it's distinct.

>>724609810
i like it a lot. it's uncanny but also beautiful. based anon.

>>724629730
idk I guess you could just call it creepypasta style, I feel like it has it's origins/inspiration in stuff like jeff the killer, smiledog.jpg and sonic.exe, just growing more distorted/exaggerated with the editing over time

>>724609810
>cyclops
why not just call him polyphemus? isn't that who is supposed to be?

>>724629930
Yeah it's very HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD esque. Stuff that's grotesque and incongruent with the art style of whatever game it's in. Like the Mimicer the other anon posted.

>>724630036
Hyper realistic blood is a fascinating cliche and a good indicator of a writer that's following trends rather than doing their own thing.
It originated in Squidwards Suicide and was something actually pulled from/relevant to the show since Spongebob at the time did use "hahah, we're going to have something be absurdly detailed for comedic effect" as a gag.

Others just took the same idea without realizing why it was there. It's an interesting little cargo cult item.

>>724607021 (OP)
>entity won't say when it's on you
>only queues you in by picking up noises at weird times, and if you've encountered said noises after getting 'shadowed'
>if you turn around, it turns around with you, and it's exceptionally fast, so all the spinning around won't make you see it
>BUT if you go into F5, and look it in the eyes, it will get mad and start chasing you after a 10 second head start
>to get rid of it, you have to swim in water and not have a way for it to path back to you within 100 blocks of where you got in
Endermaniac or something.

>>724628997
HOLY SHIT

Minecraft horror mods are all jpeg monster or hero brine running at you destroying all your shit and trapping you in an infinite death instead of just spooky worldgen features like long 2x2 tunnels or torches in caves.

>>724629730
It's based on low poor quality media so I'd call it low-fi horror

>>724609810
He looks like an albino African

>>724622435
Yeah pretty much
>Wow, this place is strange and yet beautiful in a way I can't quite descri-
>WATCH OUT IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN LEVEL 8PNS OF THE BACKROOMS

>>724629730
Generally people refer to it as "the skinwalker" archetype. Tall, lanky, hairless humanoids with creepy uncanny valley faces. The Mandela Catalog alternates, the Vita Carnis mimics, the Greylock thoughtforms. It's all the rage now

>>724621548
so true sister!

>>724629972
Nobody knows

>>724608742
There's a guy who builds towers and bases and "researches" the behaviour of the entities. Forgot the name

>>724609810
I don't see how this is creepy, the head tilt and expression makes it look camp.

>>724608272
>Why isn't this horror beyond my comprehension within my comprehension?

>>724629730
mrbeastcore

>>724636727
lanklets are completely within everyone's comprehension

haha what if you saw cartoon character but it had teeth and gums
what if we made marketable plushies and surprise bags lmao wouldn't that be so spooky and hilarious
skibidi quirk chungus!!! i better pay some performative faggot youtuber that grooms 9 year old boys to cover this epic creation of mine before it becomes old news in two weeks!!!!

>>724638460
autistic "people" will be entertained by anything

>>724636727
kek

>>724608272
It's a way of demonstrating how unnatural they are. They clearly don't obey our known laws, if they're so powerful without muscle

>>724638506
Autistic minecraft kids aren't playing or watching horror mod videos though, they're making shit like picrel.

>>724607021 (OP)
>>724608541
i söyfaced irl

>>724638775
high IQ autists are 1 in 100
almost all of them are of the "watches loud cartoonish youtube videos and claps like a seal" species

>>724638862
You're thinking of neurotypicals.

>>724638896
>I know you are but what am I!!! Nghh... not yet!!!
typical autist

>>724638937
Who are you quoting?

>>724638697
except they all use the same lanklet design
give me something new, like a sickly and mutilated animal or even just a eldritch cosmic horror.
most of the lanklet stuff are just knockoffs of slenderman

>>724608272
One of the monsters i came up can stretch itself out to the thinness of a string and hunts by tormenting people until they run into it's incredibly tense bodytraps and slice themselves open.

>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! Aieeeeee I'm going insane!!!
Why are zoomers like this?

>>724639554
They're too used to seeing that fluoride stare IRL, and ugly grimacing brown women in their videogames.

>>724639554
A smile indicates intelligence, which indicates malice. A generic horror monster is, by default, understood to be an animalistic force of nature. But when you slap a smile on it, all of a sudden you're getting chased by a sadistic serial killer with superpowers, which is automatically scarier

>>724639554
Pedophile trannies conditioned them with jumpscare videos, websites and malware when they were children.

spam tong...
spam tong........

>>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! Aieeeeee I'm going insane!!!
Why is Gen X like this?

>>724611069
Give him C-shaped eyes and it’s true analog horror.

>>724611069
>Á̷̱̥͉͍̪͉̯͈͓̉͘ ̸͇̟̻̱̻̇̂̿̿ͅB̴̡͍̻̖̫̞͍̍̀̓͐̈́̓̀̎͂̑͑̂̽̕͜͠Ą̶̛͖͚̥̪̖̯̫͓̏̄̓̽̑̓̀̈͠Ṫ̵̛̯̰̯̹̽͆̈́̊̍̆́̿̂̋̕͝ ̷̨̳̬̬̱̱̭͍̼͉̠͔͊̂̑̃̄̔̆̆̿̍̋͒͌͜͜C̷̨̨̹̝̝̘̩͉̹͗͂̀̄͂͋̏͌̂̓̄̕͝͠R̶͙͍͖̘̗͙͍͉̬̮͙̪̈́̊̃̃̔̀̏̎̏̍͛̕͜ͅĚ̷͚͋̉͌D̵͙̱̜͙̃̾̆͛̈͗͌̀͆̿̽̂̕͘Į̸͎̘͖̟̩̝͚͉̪̋̃̀̊̈́̈́̇͝ͅT̷̢̥͇̫̮͍̝͙͚͕̮͈̯̦̣̆̂͌͆̐ ̶̢̨͎̘̦̜̓̃̈́̐̈́̉͂̐̈̉͒̚͠C̵̢͔͖̤̯̾̿̏̾̑̔͂̀͘̕͜͠Ạ̵͌̐͂̈́͛̃́̋̎͋́͘̚Ṙ̴̨̧̧̰̦̖͔͙͈͈͊͐̈́̎́̀̀̾̄̓͠ͅD̵̨̞͉̝̹̑͗̍̋̓͝?̸͙̘̗̿̍͐̓̓̀͋̄͋͒͋ͅ?̵̡̧̗̪͉̹̥̰̦̤̪̜̈́̂̉̿̂̿̄̑̿ͅ?̸̉̓̓̾͗́͋̓ͅ

>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! Aieeeeee I'm going insane!!!
Why are Boomers like this?

>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! Aieeeeee I'm going insane!!!
Why are Greatest Generationers like this?

>724640951
>724640815
>724640432
Why are zoomers so fragile lel

>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! Aieeeeee I'm going insane!!!
Why are disabled Japanese people like this?

>>724641021
>is proven wrong
>"b-but ur mad, hehe!"

the only truly scary "horror minecraft mod" was S&R Parasites with true darkness and a sound reverb mod.
even with a gun mod or a mod with OP equipment i still nope the fuck out the moment i see an adapted form or one of those fucking endermen

>>724618740
He's referring to the mentioning of the painting, retard.

>>724641369
I really love the designs of that mod, but god damn it's annoying to have your entire world completely destroyed in like a week of in game time unless you are constantly building and breaking lures.
You have basically no time to get a base built or to preserve any animals in it before the boss monsters that one-shot you start spawning and breaking shit.

>>724608650
With this kind of shit, when in doubt, it's usually kids or older people.

we need a fat bitch for the warden

>>724641774
I think AI is pretty stinky but I do like the modern version of this mod that lets you talk to the mobs. It's pretty neat being able to tell a creeper to calm the fuck down and it actually becomes passive.

>>724641483
i just delay it to 10 days or more depending on the modlist i have.
going out from my walled compound to gather resources while in a forest biome or cave at stage 3+ is one of the most tense moments I've experienced in vidya.

>>724609810
So that where that spookasa image originated from.

>>724641912
>I think AI is pretty stinky
oh christ what did they do

>>724642180
They need to take a bath.

>>724609954
When your niggas what

>>724642180
There are a number of mods that let you talk to Minecraft mobs using AI.

>>724641021
don't open if you're a boomer

>>724609810
Zoomers will see something that naturally disturbs people on an instinctual level (one or four eyed people) and turn it into a "generic pale lanky faggot with a grin)

itt: autistic "people"

>omg is that a..... Smile?????!!!! OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH, AAA AAA!
Why are chimpanzees like this?

>>724642802
>Chimpan/v/s

>>724642940
Travis did nothing wrong.

>>724608541
How?

>>724607021 (OP)
>gigantic jew looming over the landscape and grinning at the goyim snack he just found
Unironically terrifying

>>724637793
>Replies with a sarcastic response so it doesn't look like he got btfo'd

Everything I was afraid of as a kid was good and soul-scary and everything alphoomers are afraid of is bad and forced-scary

>>724608650
The third world anon. They love shit like this.

>>724643427
The things I was afraid of as a kid (strangers, aggressive wild animals, sinkholes, collapsing buildings, gas leaks, fire, heights) are still scary.

>>724608650
>Even with bots how the hell do these videos rack up hundreds of thousands of views

>>724643775
kek, complete imaginationlet

I'm 21 and i still find darkness scary.

>>724609810
Dude that's a liminal ass painting

>>724607021 (OP)
O boy a dogshit horror thread. Here is mine. One of the dumbest Horror protags i've seen
https://youtu.be/S0x2llxEAjk?si=K_Qeq43jpLrr5uiB

>"horror" mod
>its just minecraft with fog and then a jpeg flies at you

>>724643869
One thing I remember being scared of was the idea of a big cat escaping from the zoo and prowling the streets around my home.

>>724643947
this but the darkness of man

Minecraft horror mod rarely works, as installîg the mod means you know what's up. The horror of Herobrine back then was not knowing if you were a schizo or if someone really was stalking you or doing shit to your world

The most based Minecraft mod is the one that jumpscares you with actual irl gore shock photos from Sad Satan. And the one that puts your IP address on signs

>>724644414
There's multiple that will install actual fucking trojans onto your pc when you die, which is hilarious.

Every zoomer horror character is just this shit design and it is
>this is the lag man
>he lives in your internet modem
>when internet lags he gets stronger and might come out of the modem to stalk you
>if your internet goes down he kills you

>>724644680
Would

>>724620249
kek

I like this new one
https://youtu.be/3V7Rvo4Gvic
It's barely horror but it's entertaining the whole way through and a reference to classic literature is always nice

>>724644680
Every millennial horror character is just this shit design and it is
>this is the poopycock
>he lives in your children's book
>when you read to your kid, he gets stronger and might possess you
>if you keep reading to your kid, you will kill your kid

OH
MY
HECKIN
SCIENCE
IS THAT A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGERINO???

>>724645306
is the biblically accurate angel really biblically accurate?

>>724645372
Technically yes, but the Redditors who meme it are retarded. The Reddit narrative is that "the media has been lying to us all these years, this is what angels REALLY look like!!!" But the reality is that there's plenty of beautiful humanoid looking angels in the Bible, and that the crazy looking ones are specialized types called ophanim and seraphim

millenials when they see a british person

>>724645372
Yes, but also no.
Humanoid angels are also portrayed in the bible, but people like to ignore them for the creepy ones.

>>724645069
Every medieval horror character is just this shit design and it is
>this is the balarmar
>he lives in the jewish quarter of the city
>when you don't eat your turnips and gruel he gets stronger and starts bleeding dirt
>if you ever covet your neighbor's wife on Sunday he drinks your blood, rips out your skin and pretends to be you.

>>724645504
The Bible isn't a picture book, they're not actually portrayed, they're described. You can come to a number of conclusions as to what they're supposed to look like.

>>724645372
Yes and no. It's one type of angel described as a wheel within a wheel, flaming with many eyes on it, said to be the wheels of God's chariot. There are other angels that look like people, mostly the lesser ones, but people focus on the ophanim, cherubim and seraphim which are the freakiest ones and are closest to God.

>>724607021 (OP)
Mods pls sticky

>>724619796
Extremely nostalgic

>>724628997
this didnt do anything for me

>>724645697
The angels that God sent to Sodom and Gomorrah were so normal-looking no one even knew they were angels, they just assumed they were beautiful humans. And Jacob/Israel physically wrestles with an angel and breaks his arm, so he obviously would've been wrestling with something humanoid and not a shapeless eldritch abomination. And that's not even getting into how God made humans in his own image, so the whole premise that the celestial world is actually some ugly weird alien hellscape is fundamentally retarded. Angels, largely, look like humans. It's as simple as it always was

>>724608541
yeah, a bunch are just ripped straight from doctor nowhere, who i imagine has had a bit of a mixed experience with tons of people reposting his stuff since it's definitely brought a ton of traffic to his channel

>>724611069
>mention of (trigger warning) s**ual a**ult in modern horror
heh, my team of teenage doomscrolling blue sky users have already sent out the death threats and contacted your employer

>>724645597
funniest post itt

>>724646397
>zoomers mindbroken in 2 words

>>724645850
non cave-dweller detected, turn off your lights and draw the shades

>>724646515
it's pretty fair, what they did to him was fucked up

>>724645597
now that's terrifying

>>724645597
vidya for this feel?

>>724645597
I really like how 99% of medieval and ancient monsters were just people randomly combining animals together

>>724608541
I shoulda learned to make shitty minecraft horror videos

>>724607021 (OP)
Minecraft's NEW Horror Entity is a BIG SHOT

>>724609036
okay genuinely curious about the wheatfield video

>>724608742
I mean, I get it though. All Minecraft horror originates with Herobrine and the cave sounds (which eventually turned into the Cave Dweller). The premise of Minecraft horror is that you're trying to play calm normal Minecraft, but something is in your world that shouldn't be there. Expecting the mod showcasers to roleplay is pretty cringe

>>724648040
>Expecting the mod showcasers to roleplay is pretty cringe
As if watching someone else play something isn't already cringe on its own

bump

David?

>>724610452
>>724610806
Agreed, there's an element of fun to both

>>724645372
No, it's not remotely accurate. The only description of angels that has them as anything other than radiant and beautiful humans are metaphorical dreams recounted by the prophet Ezekiel.

>>724645372
It's an accurate depiction of one specific type of angel, not all of them.

>>724641774
>mob talker
I busted loads to these girls in my pre teen years.
Also I think the creeper girl inspired the female default skin or at least there is a chance she did.

>>724611069
HE'S GETTING ANGRIER

>>724636727
>horror beyond my comprehension

>>724651818
No, it's a description of a prophetic dream that Ezekiel had, not an actual angel

>>724652472
"reddit" is not an argument I hope that helps.
Also,
>even though it has absolutely 0 muscle mass and even (You) could beat the shit out of a stick man
Has got to be the most reddit Niel Degrasse Tyson fedora tipping shit I have ever read about horror. I bet you complain women's armor isn't realistic too. Embarrassing

>digital video
>static interference

>>724621674
this one right
https://youtu.be/_dfh9G792fA?t=68

>>724653167
nooo i said that the rake has an anti bullet forcefield don't laugh it's beyond your comprehension

>>724652753
A prophetic dream where said angel came to him. Don't argue semantics like a smart ass.

>>724619893
I swear to god I will pull out the cables

>>724611069
>mr being

>>724653898
Mr. Bean would be a pretty scary horror entity doe.

>>724652047
>>724641774
I still can't decide which mob is my favorite. I think the artist is still going strong.

>>724617221
>entity is bound to a cursed copy of the video-game Mafia 3

>>724645372
are you fine with a food analogy?

>>724653618
It wasn't literal. Nothing in the dream was.

>>724609810
I would let him in for tea but I wouldnt use the good leaves