Pauline is the shittiest Mario character of all time. All she does is sing. That's it. That's her whole personality. That she sings.
Do you know how fucking retarded that is? It's like as if Peach talked only about baking cakes, her whole personality is just cakes. Pulling cakes out of hammerspace for her special moves in spin-offs (Like how Pauline literally pulls out a mic stand out of her ass for every spin-off she appears in).
And now with Bananza they drove it home even further that all she cares about is singing, even when she's traveling through a fantastical underground world. It is the most mindnumbingly bland characteristic she could possibly have. All the other Mario girls are infinitely more interesting than her and are not defined by a single trait.
Do you know how fucking retarded that is? It's like as if Peach talked only about baking cakes, her whole personality is just cakes. Pulling cakes out of hammerspace for her special moves in spin-offs (Like how Pauline literally pulls out a mic stand out of her ass for every spin-off she appears in).
And now with Bananza they drove it home even further that all she cares about is singing, even when she's traveling through a fantastical underground world. It is the most mindnumbingly bland characteristic she could possibly have. All the other Mario girls are infinitely more interesting than her and are not defined by a single trait.
