Thread 724738058

Why didn't the gods just gang up on Kratos? 2 or 3 gods working together surely could've defeated him

>>724738058 (OP)
Likely pride and hubris.

lel, who is going to le say it first? we did it, reddit

turns out that the gods are retards

>>724738058 (OP)
WE

>>724738239
>this can get you banned on Steam
Grim

>>724738058 (OP)
>throw the axes and gets into fetal position instead of taking it like a man
Lmao, all that onions for nothing.

>>724738058 (OP)
Because the titans were fodder distraction for that exact reason.
The game just does a very poor job of showing that off.

He looks like a man that takes care of his wife son. A better man.

>closing arms and legs before impact
pussy
break your ribs or gtfo

>>724738058 (OP)
>gang up on Kratos
That's dishonourable. The Gods were better than that

>>724738239
MUST

>>724738927
NOT

>>724738058 (OP)
Why didn't the gods just gang up on Kratos' wife? 2 or 3 gods working together surely could've satisfied her

>>724738434
>Lmao, all that onions for nothing.
Yeah, he just die like a total badass.

>>724738058 (OP)
Fake, a fall from that height would have killed him

>>724738058 (OP)
Those stupid games are perversions of mythology.

>>724739013
It did

>>724738058 (OP)
>TFW all the violence towards women, no peace in Gaza and you run out of onions milk and just cant take it anymore

>>724739109
lmao mythology has been perverted for decades, theyre no different from shit like dracula or sherlock holmes

>>724739109
>they said fiction wrong
who cares retard

>>724738058 (OP)
I recognize a better man, we need to be better men!

pagan gods are the personifications of concepts, emotions, or ideas. therefore defeating the war god in combat would require like, the god of dueling or something more specific.
or you could just poison him i guess

>>724739375
That's a man who doesn't ask a girl her past, its not a man's business, a better mans business.

>>724739406
Diomedes straight up wounds Aphrodite in the Iliad.

>>724738986
They did tho. I mean Loki is Odin's son.

>>724739483
>>724739375
>>724738594
>>724738239
>>724738058 (OP)
MOM COME LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN, I FUCKING POSTED AGAIN

Why did he let go of the axes, is he an idiot?

>>724739679
he should have attacked the water

>>724739491
hes a human though

>>724738927
BE

>>724738058 (OP)
He beat 3 gods at the same time in 2018

Tomar

>>724739679
He found better axes in the arms of his stepson.....

>>724739679
If he held onto them, they would've been halfway down his throat when he hit the water

Watching this, I understood,
the sọy lives in their deepest being
and that a mountain of muscles,
or a gigantic beard,
could not change a thing.

ummmmmmmmmm betterman sisters....
our response?

>>724741036
>thanks for the free money
Damn he's mad. I don't think he realizes either that we see it in webm form.

>>724738239
>>724738594
>>724739236

>>724741036
>im n-not mad!
>you gave ME money chuds!!
el oh el.....

>>724738058 (OP)
this guys like what, 5'6"

>>724738058 (OP)
>Baldmanlet of Cuck
A truly pitiable real life soijak

>>724741036
>I totally get money despite you all having ublock origin!
Lmao. Clown cuck cope.

>>724741887
damn this looks like one of those ninja warrior training montage videos that plays right before some faggot eats shit on the very first part of the obstacle course

>>724739135
ok thats it i need a source for that claim. No one ever provides it when they say he ded

>>724741979
this shit is way too autistic for me

>>724741887
This is the future of VR

>>724738058 (OP)
>>724741887
what a having a receding hairline and being forced to get a vasectomy does to a mf

>>724738927
DISSENT

>>724741887
Looks neat and pretty fun, but something about it just comes off as being very pathetic.

>>724742091
kek

>>724741887
This actually looks fun. But it makes me wonder why it exists.

>>724741036
we know jewtube gives jewtubers pennies, so this flex is actual cope

>>724742491
I think it's the axe shaped hook at the start

>>724740817
Let’s see a pic of you

>>724742184
This shit is not autistic enough for me.

>>724742652
I'm brown, but not indian brown thankfully

>>724741887
I think getting fucked in the ass is less gay than this

>>724742491
I blame the beards and glasses

>>724742007
Did you know that clicking on a video, watching for a few seconds, then closing it is actually WORSE for its engagement algorithm bullshit than not interacting with it at all? It obviously won't affect this video, but I think it's just a fun, if petty, thing for you all to know about in the future.

>>724738058 (OP)
ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! ToMAR! the end

>>724742491
It is a playground. There is a reason why grownups don't play tag or go to bouncy castles and the like.
If you wanna act like a child behind closed doors, sure, go ahead. But don't embarrass yourself further posting it online.

>>724738058 (OP)
>GOOOOODS WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON

>>724738340
proof?

>>724741887
>I must be a better man for the future of my wifes son!

>>724743013
works for when ads get too frequent too. When one pops up, quickly just swipe away the whole app. It learns to not bullshit you as much.

>>724741887
Damn, Car wizard is buff now

>>724742872
you probably don't have pubes, and let's not go about having a beard - you feminine flamboyant looking fag(s)

>/v/ LOOK LOOK I DID THE WIFES SON THING AGAIN
>I CAN FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS BECAUSE I POST THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN BETTER MAN THREADS

Kek this shit is the highlight of you losers day huh

>>724738058 (OP)
>when you have to rescue the wife's bull because tyrone cant swim

>>724741887
That shit is actually impressive as fuck who cares if he is bald.

>>724743467
>comes to this place to seethe impotently about people making fun of everything he holds dear
Be a better man, cuck.

>>724741036
I guess the cuck has never heard of ad block.
He gets no money from anybody on this board

>>724738058 (OP)
>MOLOCH! Raise my credit score and my first born is yours!

>>724743467
This right here is why I do it.
Hilarious watching some random retard seething over a meme.

>>724738058 (OP)
Saving this for when someone post THAT Midna picture

>>724743763
I come to /v/ to discuss video games not posture with a bunch of other actual beta males about a game I never played and shitpost the most nonsense meme over and over again like a mega autist because I have no friends or people to talk to irl.

>>724743825
>doesn’t know what seething is

>>724743907
After your first year here you'll learn to focus on what you want to see and ignore everything else. It's why we always tell people to lurk moar.

>>724742491
Maybe its the setting, if it were a properly shaved man with military uniform, and outside instead, it wouldn't look pathetic imo.

>>724744068
Take your own advice newfag I’ve been coming on this board for 10 years before retards like you posted dumb shit like this

>>724743617
Would be okay if he was 12 years old. A grown ass (bald) man jumping around like a retard is as sad as the meme fag that is 35 and insists on how he looks 17.

>>724744283
Nah, you came from retardera and that is why you seethe at every chance you get. If you were for 10 years being the retarded sanctimonious faggot you are you would have 41%'d yourself long ago.

>>724743013
>midwit thinks he understands algorithms
anything you do on a site is trackable as behavior. sites only care about how many ads they get to show. if you click on a video at all that means it's better clickbait than the other 90% of videos you ignored and it will be pushed to more people to get those ad rolls in. that's how it got recommended to you in the first place. if you ignore it then it will just sit in your queue until it's naturally replaced by something the algo thinks is even better clickbait for you.

the algorithm doesn't care if you actually liked the video or not except to get even more info about what videos you are likely to click on, not what you are more likely to vote on. if you have a habit of clicking on videos and then not watching or voting on them, then the algo will start recommending you more clickbait because it knows you're dumb enough to fall for it.

>>724743907
>I come to /v/ to discuss video games not posture with a bunch of other actual beta males about a game I never played
Bullshit, you came into this thread knowing exactly what it would be like.

>>724744283
We've had "dumb shit" since 4chan's umbilical cord was still attached. Did you shit yourself over rage comics too?

>>724743974
Your post is exactly what seething is.
You are doing it right now.

>>724744325
>t.

>>724738594
>his wife son

>>724743173
Someone got blocked on the asscreed forum page on steam and the screenshot is being used to frame it as if your whole account could get banned losing your games

>>724744867
You are here too, instead of bing bing wahooing irl like you would rather be, and getting triggered when some random anon points out what should be common sense.

>>724741036
>I showed the video to my wife's sons love you man

>>724744656
Viewer retention is literally one of the factors that the Youtube algorithm takes into consideration. The positive impact me clicking on a video has on its engagement is offset by me immediately closing it as the algorithm takes that as the video having a good thumbnail/title, but ultimately being unappealing.

>>724741887
Quite impressive acrobatics, but the sọy beard and glasses make it look lame.

>>724740010
KANGZ

>>724745610
I go rock climbing every other weekend, I bing bing wahoo whenever I can.

>>724744325
I'm nearly 38 and this guy looks like he was paying taxes while I was playing Pokemon Blue.

>>724742091
Lel

Why didn't Zeus just mind break Kratos by fucking him in the bussy?

>>724739679
What the axes did before he grabbed them is their business.

>>724747870
he was a worse man at that time

>>724740010
BETTER

>>724741036
>>724742007
>>724743013
Reminder that this guy is actually a really hardcore Catholic who doesn't think women should work or vote because he thinks that men should shield women from the issues of the world. He is also extremely pro migrant too btw.

>>724748169
MEN

>>724748190
>men should shield women from the issues of the world
What issues?
>he wants to import rapists
oh...

>>724748190
Which I don't even understand. Why do you care about "toxic masculinity" if your goal is not being more deferential to women/giving them more options? Do you just not want to feel bad about crying at your church retreats or something?

>>724748319
His ideal is that women stay in the home and that Better Men train the male migrants to Be Better.

>>724744694
Unfortunately, this stupid shit is /pol/ coded

>>724748190
>doesn't think women should vote
>is pro migration
does he think men would vote for mass migration?

>>724748480
Yes. He thinks Better Men have respect for their fellow man and that we should help the weak. This is actually a pretty common Catholic view. I know a few of them, because Catholics focus A LOT on charity/uplifting the global poor. They believe it is their moral imperative.

Is master samwise a 4chan user?

>>724738594
>his wife/son

>>724748826
Liev Schreiberpilled

>>724748694
Their moral imperative is to spread the gospel. They just figured out a long time ago that people are more receptive to it if they help them out and don't just stab and rape them.

>>724748826
SAMMY

>>724741036
what do replies say

>>724738594
I'd rather take care of my daughter wife

>>724748740
Probably the one spamming these threads and 'meme' in general. Easiest way to generate engagement on his content is to manipulate the retarded third world Brazilian denizens of /v/.

>>724741036
>money
i doubt anyone here doesn't use an adblock

GODS is my favorite /v/ joke right now and it doesn't even come close
I see his face and just start laughing, it's Pavlovian at this point

>>724743013
>>724743225
>>724744656
>>724746067
me when I debate how and a God does what it does.

>>724751076
and why*

didn't Cory Barlog confirm that Atreus is biologically Kratos son?

>>724738594
>wife son
Somebody post the Shad comic

>>724751124
Yes, but cucks love pushing their disgusting fetish into everything

>>724741036
so what is the video actually about?

>>724741887
Every reply to this is seething jealousy manifest.

>>724738058 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
FUCK MY WIFE

>>724752069
We all had her

>>724738058 (OP)
>tfw youre last on the train to fuck your wife

>>724752220
the train must have been made up entirely of jotunn

>>724741979
> what actually happens when you get second place

>>724743225
>He sees ads

Wasn't that webm made back before the nordic GoW and thus the guy is actually parodying og Kratos who is not a better man (aka not a cuck)

>>724742145
Trust the science

>>724754506
>OP after his ass thread gets overtaken by brapposters

>>724759429
ah shieeet

>>724759429
Lmao ubisoft mods are just like the devs

the Onions factor is Kratos' secret weapon. he is unbeatable at full Onions

>>724738058 (OP)
That’s a manlet.

>>724759429
>moonman
Based.

>>724759429
twitch chat was on fire
it was just WE and a big pause
it was perfect

>>724738058 (OP)
The pride of the divine. More importantly, the Gods largely didn't trust one another, as they had a long history of previous quarrels and individual ambitions.

>>724748178
>Hey, Kratos, while you're down there I'm going to talk about what your wife did before you met her.

>>724743907
And yet here you are, in this thread, not discussing videogames, but rather discussing what anons do. Ergo engaging in the exact same parasocial shit you're accusing everyone else of. Makes me wonder what else you have in common with your own accusations

>>724741979
>1st place
>holds up two fingers
What did he mean by this?

Hows my first Youtube video anons?

Why do these bald, bearded and buff men come off as more onions when it should be the opposite

>>724766220
they're trying too hard

>>724759429
Oh yeah I remember this raid.
I got banned too.

>>724738058 (OP)
>plastic axes
>turbo manlet
yikes!

>>724768207
Womanish post

>>724748178
nem retteb eb tsum ew

>>724739282
>

>>724738058 (OP)
anyone have the edit of this where he keeps falling and never hits the water?

>>724759429
I remember when people were joking about turning common words into hatespeech
like that could never happen
now the english plural, first-person pronoun is controversial

>>724741887
Where do people go to train acrobatics like this?

>>724769314
manlet absolutely malding and coping rn lmao

>>724738058 (OP)
>>724741887
it's sad because this is genuinely impressive but it looks pathetic because of the way they look
this is blackpilling me hard

>>724738058 (OP)
DID HE DIE?!?!

>>724769541
>???

>>724771516
It's the damn beard, it's throwing everything off

>>724738058 (OP)
did he dead?

>>724771782
>>724771516
Its just proof that there are people who are so lame, that it doesn't matter if they do cool things. They would still look lame.

>>724738058 (OP)
>deicidal, civilization-ending crypto merchant chosenite
Oy vey, Gevalt. It's a mystery.

>>724738058 (OP)
they thought that Kratos wasn't as strong as he really is. Keep in mind that Freya was hounding Kratos 24/7 between 2018 and Ragnarok with the expressed goal of killing him every second Kratos popped his head out of his door. Also he gets his ass served on a silver platter by multiple gods individually and barely survives.

>>724771723

a wizard is never late

>>724741979
would you pick him if he was playable?

>>724738058 (OP)
>RRRAAAAAAAGGGHHH
>FOR MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOoooooooon

>>724738058 (OP)
Just noticed that his axe's are plastic lmfao

>>724740010
BETTER

>>724762942
Have you litetally never played mario games? He does this everytime he wins
V for victory

>>724750516
true

>>724738058 (OP)
>2 or 3 gods working together surely could've defeated him
Kratos had absolutely unbreakable will and an unstoppable lust for revenge. The entire pantheon could gang up on him and he would still slaughter them eventually. Death could not stop him, and he died multiple times. You, the player, couldn't win against the combined boss fights. Kratos would destroy the gods no matter the number or fashion in which they fought him.

Maybe pussy-ass Norse faggot Kratos (who should have been a new character as originally planned) would lose. The actual Greek Kratos would not.

>>724774607
kratos jobbed to a pillar lmao, calm down

>>724759429
So that guy knew very well what he was doing and so was everyone else and he was rightfully banned for it.
What is the issue?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>724773620
MEN

>>724743125
>>724752069
>>724775024

>>724771723
>still falling for this 15+ years old shooped image
You must be indian or very very stupid

>>724775873
>You must be indian or very very stupid
What's the difference?

>>724776083
Not all stupid people are indian.

>>724738239
JUST

>>724739491
I thought Achilles also went toe to toe with Athena no?

>>724738058 (OP)
Better man
>Better man
Better man
>Better man

>>724738340
no it cant, the ubisoft intern tasked with moderating the forum just caught on after a million times

Better men, we must be

>>724739618
>MOM COME LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN, I FUCKING POSTED AGAIN

can someone post the image of Kratos wearing the Harris/Walz camo hat? I've been scanning this threads for a while but havent seen it again yet