Thread 724753948

Is it true that Pokemon fans love scoliopede? Why?

I only like the female ones

why did they give it lustful eyes?

I like them, but had to stop using them in ZA because the fat bughorses kept getting stuck on everything

Speed boost baton passer

>>724753948 (OP)
Donut

>>724753948 (OP)
https://voca.ro/166tYNLTcyZa

>>724753948 (OP)
I like her, she's cute

>>724754110
You know exactly why

>>724753948 (OP)
horsecock and marepussy

It's really weird that this is the thing people want to fuck.

Yes I hate bugs irl but I love bug pokemon

>>724753948 (OP)
Kissing her bugnut.

why did they design it so sexual

>>724755354
What exactly is sexual about it? It is a giant bug. I'll try jacking off to it tonight to see if I can get it but I seriously don't think it will go anywhere.

>>724755570
If you don't at least have a desire to hug her you have something wrong in your head

>>724755570
But anon, it's November.

>>724755354
It's just the half closed eyes and if you have the fetish, the stomach
There's a lot of abstraction when people start giving it oversized horse genitals

ngl I've choked the fuck outta my chicken to those 3D animations that give it an absolutely gigantic wobbly jello ass.

>>724755875
Shameful. It would clearly have a firm ass.

>>724755354
>>724754110
Because the bug horse is the ideal romantic life partner

I'm not a bug kisser, I'm a bug chaser.

>>724753948 (OP)
cute plapbug, would fuck over and over again
>>>/vp/

>>724753948 (OP)
Don't forget about Leavanny for she was also instrumental in Scolipede's popularity

>>724755570
I appreciate you trying, anon. You are a true man of science

>>724753948 (OP)
I wanna be smothered by his giant cock

Donut

>>724755570
Post results.

You can NOT take scolipede cock. Whatever hole you're thinking of taking it in, it is NOT made for it

>>724756929
I'm prepared to meet my fate. It will be glorious.

>>724753948 (OP)
no, not especially. but i love leavanny!

anal vore

>>724757558
This! I want to be crammed into her asshole while she's Dynamaxed.

I've drawn this thing absurdly obese about fifty times

>>724757709
Proofs???

>>724757709
die

>>724757495
trash mon selection

>>724757768
Delicious

>>724757810
I know nothing about Need for Speed nor what Pokemon would better go with Scolipede so if you have any recommendations I'd like to know

>>724757813
yeah, i could just press my lips up to that thing and make out with it for hours

>>724753948 (OP)
BIG
GIANT
CREAMY
DONUT

for me, it's the beanbag chair-sized ballsack

>>724757709
I have also drawn this thing, but not absurdly obese

>>724757854
hey man, points for effort glad you made OC at all but I haven't played the modern NFS games so I'm about as helpful as Lil' Brudder

>>724758052
Well alright what Pokemon would work better in terms of at least being adjacent to Scolipede

>>724757495
This is funny. Saved.

>>724753948 (OP)
pokemon cannot consent

>>724757939
Hypothesize the aroma, contemplate the palate

>>724757495
Why is victreebel there

>>724758190
because i like mega victreebel and I've drawn it with Scolipede

>>724758131
what about meowth

>>724757930
Imagine how plump hers is...

>>724758131
Pokemon can literally invade your body, spirit and mind, and when it comes to physical force, from as little as level 5 they can fuck up a room just by using Tackle. The second they hatch from an egg they're powerful enough to fuck a trainer up, it's YOUR consent that's not a factor they WILL find their way to get your dick or pussy, the only reason they get captured is they love small (power) doms.
This is not a joke. There is no punchline.

>>724758478
Realistically speaking, there is no way humanity would survive in such a world.

>>724758668
how klefkiesque...

>>724758668
giwtwm

I want to ride her so fucking bad bros

>>724758668
>this is a bad thing

>>724758362
>hers

>>724758642
There was an old theory that the phenomeon of Pokemon was a recent thing, like they weren't naturally occuring but spawned from some massive (non-cataclysmic) event, but people like Kurt and pokemon like Mew and Mewtwo indirectly imply that Pokemon have been around for entire generations of human existence, if not significantly longer. With pokemon having such extreme power, even a few roving bands of high-level Typhlosion could shape the world in fire the same way Groudon can. Human technology is certainly impressive but it required lots of time to set up and innovate, time that early humans wouldn't have had. Really boggles the noggle

>>724753948 (OP)
Why is she a horse pussy bug anyway?

>>724758821
She would make a pretty cool steed.

>>724759021
Hugs not fugs, Anon.
Not unless she wants it.

Scolipede belly <3

>>724759385
ah but what about bugs

>>724759432
bug belly

>>724759385
A noble knight and his trusty steed are bound to get lonely traveling together...

>>724758642
The only reason they survive is because God made humans too valuable for Pokemon to destroy, being the only way these already-mighty, ever-power hungry creatures can unlock their fullest potential.

>>724759676
And because God loves sex with humans.

Do you think Scolipede would have been sexualized as much as it is if it didn't have the bedroom eyes? Like if it just had normal open round eyes?

>>724760202
>3.3k
who cares most pokemon have gotten way more

>>724759676
I like how PMD: Victory Fire does it. Pokemon are sapient, but can't communicate or plan like humans do.

>>724760202
No of course not. The bedroom eyes and the way its face slants down is just pure sex appeal.

I like the bug.
I don't like it when they draw her like a weird flat blob.
It really ruins the shape.

>>724757768
>>724757930
https://files.catbox.moe/zkp088.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2hwqs2.mp4

>>724760543
GIWTWM

>>724760543
now this is ebic

>>724760543
>no part where she eats some
The POV shot was nice at least.

I jerked off to Mega Lopunny the other night and it was enjoyable. Did it again a few nights after and yeah, still was. I think I get it now.

>>724760817
https://x.com/lordcuckness/status/1983600800246198748

>>724760968
Ah now that's what I like to see.

>>724753948 (OP)
giant stinky bughorse go brrrr

>>724760949
Sexuality, genders, sexes, species, it's all a lie.
There's only two genders, stuff that makes dick go hard, and stuff that don't.

All labels are CIA glow in the dark bullshit to control you.

>>724760714
need this to happen to me with a herd of scolipede minus the scat part tho sry

>>724761046
truth nuke
as long as it's all consensual, of course

>>724754142
Holy based furnigger ender

>>724761240
you shouldn't have to apologize for not taking part in a bottom-tier fetish

>>724760543
>braps
based
>scat
absolutely disgusting

>>724759021
Personally prefer my bugboobs like picrel

>>724761283
other way 'round for me, honestly

>>724761283
death by poison type brap is not a bad way to go, honestly...
but anyway, videogames

>>724758642
According to Pokemon lore, all life descends from Arceus' prototype for life, Mew, which means humans are too beings descended from Mew and in some ways more similar to Pokemon than to normal Earth humans.
This would explain the heightwned resistance huamns in Pokemon seem to have to Pokemon moves like Ash in the anime or the main characters is Pokemon Legends Arceus and Pokemon Legends ZA.

>>724760714
what is with cartoons and scat fetishism

>>724760543
>open a video
>close it
>the first microsecond of a brap plays

>>724760543
would be better if they were all female and Jessie was unwilling

>>724760359
I miss this comic so bad, bless your taste anon.

>>724761283
This

Unironically it started off because of stuff like >>724757768 and >>724757930, but also since I like horses, Scolipede eventually became one of my favorite Pokemon

I did a gen 5 playthrough about two months ago and had to constantly take breaks when playing because I would send out my Scolipede and start to get turned on thinking about it's big fat round puffy bug butthole

>>724753948 (OP)
I always thought scolipede was cool I had no idea there was so much porn of it

>>724755570
ANON DON'T

>>724764330
The bedroom eyes do a lot. If it had compound eyes it wouldn't have been as popular...

>>724764324
i remember getting gen 5 as an innocent kid and i got a scolipede, i thought his design was so cool so i looked him up on google images...the first result was this weird image where the scolipede had a big belly and his trainer was sitting in his stomach, surrounded by purple acid. it made me feel really funny...
man those were good times

I love the horse bug.

>>724764578
too late, anon's already corrupted...

>>724754142
chainsaw gives you cum refill
flame belch gives you condoms
glory kill gives you aids medication

>>724764760
I need him to eat me holy shit

>>724764803
I want to get off mr. martins combat puzzle

>>724764860
sentient scolipede pudge?

>>724754142
>that animation style
this was definitely made by a fnf kid lol

>>724757768
FULLY MODELED

>>724753948 (OP)
He tick, strong, fast, easily catchable early and evolves quickly.

>>724764894
Yes.

>>724764990
sentient scolipede donut?

>>724765028
Anon I can only say GIWTWM so many times before it gets old

>>724764702
Imagine cuddling with your Scoli on a cold night traveling the region.

>>724765097
based brother

>>724757495
pedeophile thread

>>724758821
A pokemon game taking place during a medieval era would be cool as fuck, Conquest did a little of that but in japan and it was cool.

>>724765150
Literally the perfect size to enjoy some human prey.

>>724765150
Imagine the hugs.

>>724753948 (OP)
sex

>>724755506
why didn't he kiss him at the end?