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Why do gamers dislike the Resident Evil movies?
Anonymous No.724768149 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
why did Ai make her fat?
Anonymous No.724768163 [Report] >>724769679 >>724772706 >>724775137
>>724768117 (OP)
I don't dislike the Resident Evil movies
I love the classic RE game trilogy and I love movieJill
Anonymous No.724768210 [Report] >>724768238 >>724779426
>>724768117 (OP)
They're movies, not games. They're also not accurate to the games. They're also just bad.
Anonymous No.724768226 [Report] >>724779426
>>724768117 (OP)

Because they're cash grabs that have nothing to do with RE, shit on the lore and literally only exist to give Milla Jovovich work.
Anonymous No.724768238 [Report] >>724768320 >>724769559
>>724768210
>They're also not accurate to the games
>Jill is wearing the same outfit as in RE3
Anonymous No.724768271 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
They are just glorified goon material of Milla Jovovich, with cheap references to the series. It could work for 1-2 movies but they made much more
Anonymous No.724768297 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
1 and the first half of 2 were good
Anonymous No.724768320 [Report] >>724769485
>>724768238
Ironic how the movies got that right and the remakes fucked it up.
Anonymous No.724768367 [Report]
The W.S Anderson Resident Evil movies are unironically kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
Anonymous No.724768393 [Report] >>724768586 >>724769005 >>724769041 >>724775772
>>724768117 (OP)
I liked them.
Anonymous No.724768401 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
finally someone uses AI to do something good
Anonymous No.724768504 [Report] >>724768548 >>724771560
1 is good
2 is ok fanservice
The rest are shit
RedQueen is a kino concept and a kino map in in Zombie Master/Panic.
Every RE game after 4 sucks dick (yes that includes the demakes)
Jannies are trannies and their skin is the color of shit.

All of these are irrefutable facts
Anonymous No.724768513 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
now i want to play re3(not the remake, ofc)
Anonymous No.724768548 [Report] >>724769067
>>724768504
>Zombie Panic Source Red Queen
Anon, why did you remind me of something that I'll never get to experience ever again?
Anonymous No.724768586 [Report]
>>724768393
sex
Anonymous No.724768592 [Report] >>724769270
>You're all going to die in here.
Anonymous No.724768639 [Report] >>724768724 >>724768816 >>724768974 >>724777139 >>724778735 >>724780148 >>724780449
>>724768117 (OP)
coomers get the rope in NNN
Anonymous No.724768724 [Report] >>724768956
>>724768639
>NNN
unironic tranny meme
Anonymous No.724768816 [Report]
>>724768639
Norwegian Nigger Nation?
Anonymous No.724768956 [Report]
>>724768724
Nantucket Neo Nazis?
Anonymous No.724768974 [Report] >>724775137
>>724768639
>No N-Word November
I don't think I'm going to make it bros...
Anonymous No.724769005 [Report] >>724772284
>>724768393
>>724768117 (OP)
I love AI
Anonymous No.724769041 [Report] >>724770284 >>724771584
>>724768393
fucking jews
Anonymous No.724769067 [Report]
>>724768548
Because the late 2000s and 2010s weren't so incredibly shitty when I was playing some Half Life 2 mods made by the old scene of cool gamer guys of the 90s and early 2000s.
I don't want to forget those post Orange Box sweet ass times where Half Life 2 modding got a huge boost and there were 100 different projects being worked on for that, a whole new world added to the crazy ass modding scene of Half Life 1 and the already existing Half Life 2 mods.

Feels like a hazy dream sometimes
Anonymous No.724769270 [Report] >>724769440
>>724768592
We're all gonna die.
Anonymous No.724769440 [Report]
>>724769270
That sub attack scene was brutal for a kids movie.
Shame the monster is a fucking robot.
Anonymous No.724769443 [Report] >>724769482 >>724769547 >>724770272 >>724770418 >>724771470
all you have to do is post a sexy image that people like and some anon will animate it with AI
Anonymous No.724769482 [Report]
>>724769443
Reality is over
Anonymous No.724769485 [Report] >>724769582
>>724768320
The remakes fucked it because the usual suspects have a matriarchal culture that gets angry at sex appeal
Anonymous No.724769502 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
>why are a few terminally online autists perpetual contrarians about very successful things
I just don't know.
Anonymous No.724769547 [Report] >>724769564
>>724769443
So long as its not loli
Anonymous No.724769559 [Report] >>724769596
>>724768238
So they successfully made a cosplay outfit. That doesn't make a movie.
Anonymous No.724769564 [Report] >>724769615
>>724769547
I'll animate a loli just to spite you
Anonymous No.724769582 [Report] >>724775221
>>724769485
It wasn't just the outfits, all the demakes lack grit and grime.
The environments too clean and the new music is trash, the reused assets from RE7 and RE8 also standout pretty badly.
Anonymous No.724769596 [Report] >>724771296
>>724769559
>No, its TOO accurate, you see that's bad.
Anonymous No.724769615 [Report]
>>724769564
Nice, I was hoping that would happen.
Anonymous No.724769646 [Report] >>724769681 >>724769843 >>724771569 >>724772706 >>724774849 >>724777339
we were robbed
Anonymous No.724769679 [Report]
>>724768163
I remember when I was younger ignorantly watching these sorts of movies with bad ass sexy characters like these thinking somewhere in the world women like these existed. not being able to date such a woman is one thing but them not existing at all is another. I was tricked.
Anonymous No.724769681 [Report] >>724778667
>>724769646
she looks pretty cute without or maybe light make up
Anonymous No.724769687 [Report] >>724769791
>>724768117 (OP)
Game movies will never be good
Anonymous No.724769791 [Report]
>>724769687
I need more
Anonymous No.724769843 [Report]
>>724769646
Goddamn...
Anonymous No.724770272 [Report]
>>724769443
which AI are people using nowadays
Anonymous No.724770284 [Report]
>>724769041
>t. muslim
Anonymous No.724770418 [Report]
>>724769443
thats nuts
Anonymous No.724770734 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
I don't. I'm deeply nostalgic for Afterlife in particular.
Anonymous No.724770825 [Report] >>724771058
>>724768117 (OP)
I loved the second movie, until jovovich came crashing through that window. It's funny, the quality of the movie nosedived the moment she appeared.
Anonymous No.724770973 [Report] >>724771047 >>724776797
picrel is peak Resident Evil
Anonymous No.724771047 [Report]
>>724770973
minus the first hour
Anonymous No.724771058 [Report]
>>724770825
I felt exactly the same way in theaters
1st movie was good, the others were shlock
Anonymous No.724771245 [Report] >>724771307
>>724768117 (OP)
I liked the first 2.
Then i saw the third one and it felt like a fever dream.
Anonymous No.724771296 [Report]
>>724769596
The outfits being accurate doesn't make the movies good.
Anonymous No.724771307 [Report]
>>724771245
>I liked the first 2.
The alternate ending for 2 was better. Alice meets Ada. It's the only ending that made any fucking sense. So of course the director went with the most nonsensical possibility ever.
Anonymous No.724771383 [Report]
I can hear rich evans laughing his mind off in my mind

borderline experimental
Anonymous No.724771470 [Report] >>724772390
>>724769443
ai bros?
Anonymous No.724771560 [Report]
>>724768504
how fuck is the demon has an host that just kill themself day one
Anonymous No.724771569 [Report]
>>724769646
ms kettleman if she in horror movie
Anonymous No.724771584 [Report] >>724772342
>>724769041
I don't know what's worse, that AI wouldn't do it, or that someone wanted it in the first place.
Anonymous No.724772284 [Report] >>724778475
>>724769005
We know saar
Anonymous No.724772342 [Report] >>724772560
>>724771584
it's fun, warm and comfy :D
Anonymous No.724772343 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
can someone make her wear pantyhose? perhaps even fishnets
Anonymous No.724772390 [Report]
>>724771470
niggachungus, you just prompted her, so just animate her too
Anonymous No.724772560 [Report]
>>724772342
>fall off chair then dogs piss on her. peak edgelord vibes
>it's fun, warm and comfy :D
Anonymous No.724772635 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
agp queen
Anonymous No.724772706 [Report] >>724776327
>>724769646
>>724768117 (OP)
>>724768163
post the scene where she flaunts her armpit
Anonymous No.724774849 [Report]
>>724769646
>hollywood has become so incompetent that even b tier cheesefests like the live action RE movies seem like KINO compared to almost anything made today
why don't film companies relocate ffs? get away from these kikes
Anonymous No.724775137 [Report] >>724775993
>>724768117 (OP)
>>724768163
>>724768974
Someone please recommend me a pornstar who looks like her
Anonymous No.724775221 [Report]
>>724769582
sanitized for the "modern audience"
courtesy of western "consultants"
Anonymous No.724775382 [Report]
First two are genuinly good video game movies (yeah, i know) it's after that when Mila Jovovich gets super powers and starts projecting force shields and shit that everything went to shit.
Anonymous No.724775421 [Report] >>724775709
>>724768117 (OP)
Because they're just vehicles so the director's wife can get to be a movie star, and she can't fucking act to save her goddamn life
Anonymous No.724775709 [Report]
>>724775421
She was pretty good in the fifth element.
Anonymous No.724775772 [Report] >>724775843
>>724768393
AI is fucking insane, dude.
Anonymous No.724775816 [Report] >>724775932 >>724776207
>>724768117 (OP)
>Shit writing in games
:)
>Faithfully shit writing in the movie adaptation
>:(

Millennials are man children that for some reason think movies should elevate the garbage material they are adapting.
Anonymous No.724775843 [Report] >>724775875 >>724778475
>>724775772
Good morning sir, ai is fascinating isn't it?
Anonymous No.724775875 [Report]
>>724775843
Um, i am an european?
Anonymous No.724775932 [Report] >>724776858
>>724775816
The games us B-movie aesthetic to create tension and a striking setting for an interactive product that is the game
When you remove the game you're just left with a B-movie
Anonymous No.724775993 [Report]
>>724775137
all pronstars are ugly old bitches
Anonymous No.724776034 [Report] >>724778948
>>724768117 (OP)
Anonymous No.724776072 [Report]
They're not very good, and make the games out to be even dumber than they admittedly already are.
Anonymous No.724776207 [Report]
>>724775816
It's not faithfully shit. The movies are literally a whole other thing that just take some character names from the games.
the movies are retarded Mad Max shit with superpowers, whereas the games are George Romero or James Cameron movie knock-offs.
Anonymous No.724776327 [Report] >>724776542 >>724776754 >>724777998 >>724778523
>>724772706
Anonymous No.724776542 [Report]
>>724776327
Man, James Cameron's a lucky man
Anonymous No.724776754 [Report]
>>724776327
i was hoping she'd get face fucked
Anonymous No.724776797 [Report]
>>724770973
>makes Leon a Indian mutt and Jill a black white mixed race woman

Holy slop
Anonymous No.724776858 [Report] >>724776906 >>724777041
>>724775932
>retarded game good
>retarded movie bad!
Typical faggot millennial opinion
Anonymous No.724776906 [Report] >>724777054 >>724777127
>>724776858
Its a videogame board anon, we like games here
Anonymous No.724777041 [Report] >>724777217
>>724776858
It's like salt in your food, certain ammount is good but too much food taste like shit.
Same with retardation, some is good but movies got too much.
Anonymous No.724777054 [Report]
>>724776906
no we don't.
he discuss, but hate videogames here.
Anonymous No.724777127 [Report]
>>724776906
>we like games here

I think you have the wrong board, buddy.
Anonymous No.724777139 [Report]
>>724768639
No we'll be shooting rope. Meanwhile you'll be continuing to moralfag where you're not wanted and screech about the backlash.
Anonymous No.724777164 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
Reminder that the next trailer for RE9 will have Wesker come out at the end and say "Ahh Miss Ashcroft, the girl I've heard so much about"
Anonymous No.724777217 [Report]
>>724777041
That's a fair point but the games were even more retarded than the movies when it came to acting and story.
Anonymous No.724777339 [Report] >>724778138
>>724769646
She got removed from the further movies because she started MOGGING Mila.
Anonymous No.724777998 [Report] >>724778248
>>724776327
i love ai
Anonymous No.724778138 [Report]
>>724777339
That's also why it took so many movies for them to feature any of the actual videogame main characters, they were terrified anyone would steal the spotlight from their dogshit mary sue
Anonymous No.724778248 [Report] >>724778475
>>724777998
We know, Ramesh.
Anonymous No.724778475 [Report] >>724778603
>>724772284
>>724775843
>>724778248
>Hello, I spend my weekends asshurt about AI on /v/.
Someone is brown, and it seems to be (You).
Anonymous No.724778523 [Report]
>>724776327
nice pit hair
Anonymous No.724778603 [Report]
>>724778475
Only brown subhumans and old people are infatuated by AI, Ranjesh
Anonymous No.724778667 [Report]
>>724769681
>no makeup
>light makeup
You are utterly clueless, i'm guessing you're underaged. You can't find a video online of her without typical makeup.
Anonymous No.724778735 [Report]
>>724768639
first thing i did yesterday was coom
Anonymous No.724778908 [Report]
I remember liking the first one

Didn't bother watching the other ones
Anonymous No.724778948 [Report]
>>724776034
last cgi movie ended up being trashed
this was a fluke of an epic movie
Anonymous No.724778965 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
definitely 8 kids
Anonymous No.724779426 [Report] >>724779630
>>724768210
>>724768226
>muh LORE
>muh GAME ACCURACY
Literally nobody gives a shit about the RE lore lmao
Anonymous No.724779630 [Report]
>>724779426
If they did they would be literally retarded. RE lore is pure camp and pure nonsense.
Anonymous No.724780148 [Report] >>724780417
>>724768639
LMAO as it happens I didn't actually fap yesterday or today. It would be funny if I made it to the end of NNN. The longest I've ever gone without nutting before is probably like 2 weeks when I was camping.
Anonymous No.724780417 [Report]
>>724780148
>The longest I've ever gone without nutting before is probably like 2 weeks when I was camping.
Jesus you are pathetic.
Anonymous No.724780441 [Report]
>>724768117 (OP)
Cause they suck.
Anonymous No.724780449 [Report]
>>724768639
I have to coom at least twice a day though