Thread 724768117

Why do gamers dislike the Resident Evil movies?

>>724768117 (OP)
why did Ai make her fat?

>>724768117 (OP)
I don't dislike the Resident Evil movies
I love the classic RE game trilogy and I love movieJill

>>724768117 (OP)
They're movies, not games. They're also not accurate to the games. They're also just bad.

>>724768117 (OP)

Because they're cash grabs that have nothing to do with RE, shit on the lore and literally only exist to give Milla Jovovich work.

>>724768210
>They're also not accurate to the games
>Jill is wearing the same outfit as in RE3

>>724768117 (OP)
They are just glorified goon material of Milla Jovovich, with cheap references to the series. It could work for 1-2 movies but they made much more

>>724768117 (OP)
1 and the first half of 2 were good

>>724768238
Ironic how the movies got that right and the remakes fucked it up.

The W.S Anderson Resident Evil movies are unironically kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>724768117 (OP)
I liked them.

>>724768117 (OP)
finally someone uses AI to do something good

1 is good
2 is ok fanservice
The rest are shit
RedQueen is a kino concept and a kino map in in Zombie Master/Panic.
Every RE game after 4 sucks dick (yes that includes the demakes)
Jannies are trannies and their skin is the color of shit.

All of these are irrefutable facts

>>724768117 (OP)
now i want to play re3(not the remake, ofc)

>>724768504
>Zombie Panic Source Red Queen
Anon, why did you remind me of something that I'll never get to experience ever again?

>>724768393
sex

>>724768117 (OP)
coomers get the rope in NNN

>>724768639
>NNN
unironic tranny meme

>>724768639
Norwegian Nigger Nation?

>>724768724
Nantucket Neo Nazis?

>>724768639
>No N-Word November
I don't think I'm going to make it bros...

>>724768393
>>724768117 (OP)
I love AI

>>724768393
fucking jews

>>724768548
Because the late 2000s and 2010s weren't so incredibly shitty when I was playing some Half Life 2 mods made by the old scene of cool gamer guys of the 90s and early 2000s.
I don't want to forget those post Orange Box sweet ass times where Half Life 2 modding got a huge boost and there were 100 different projects being worked on for that, a whole new world added to the crazy ass modding scene of Half Life 1 and the already existing Half Life 2 mods.

Feels like a hazy dream sometimes

>>724768592
We're all gonna die.

>>724769270
That sub attack scene was brutal for a kids movie.
Shame the monster is a fucking robot.

all you have to do is post a sexy image that people like and some anon will animate it with AI

>>724769443
Reality is over

>>724768320
The remakes fucked it because the usual suspects have a matriarchal culture that gets angry at sex appeal

>>724768117 (OP)
>why are a few terminally online autists perpetual contrarians about very successful things
I just don't know.

>>724769443
So long as its not loli

>>724768238
So they successfully made a cosplay outfit. That doesn't make a movie.

>>724769547
I'll animate a loli just to spite you

>>724769485
It wasn't just the outfits, all the demakes lack grit and grime.
The environments too clean and the new music is trash, the reused assets from RE7 and RE8 also standout pretty badly.

>>724769559
>No, its TOO accurate, you see that's bad.

>>724769564
Nice, I was hoping that would happen.

we were robbed

>>724768163
I remember when I was younger ignorantly watching these sorts of movies with bad ass sexy characters like these thinking somewhere in the world women like these existed. not being able to date such a woman is one thing but them not existing at all is another. I was tricked.

>>724769646
she looks pretty cute without or maybe light make up

>>724768117 (OP)
Game movies will never be good

>>724769687
I need more

>>724769646
Goddamn...

>>724769443
which AI are people using nowadays

>>724769041
>t. muslim

>>724769443
thats nuts

>>724768117 (OP)
I don't. I'm deeply nostalgic for Afterlife in particular.

>>724768117 (OP)
I loved the second movie, until jovovich came crashing through that window. It's funny, the quality of the movie nosedived the moment she appeared.

picrel is peak Resident Evil

>>724770973
minus the first hour

>>724770825
I felt exactly the same way in theaters
1st movie was good, the others were shlock

>>724768117 (OP)
I liked the first 2.
Then i saw the third one and it felt like a fever dream.

>>724769596
The outfits being accurate doesn't make the movies good.

>>724771245
>I liked the first 2.
The alternate ending for 2 was better. Alice meets Ada. It's the only ending that made any fucking sense. So of course the director went with the most nonsensical possibility ever.

I can hear rich evans laughing his mind off in my mind

borderline experimental

>>724769443
ai bros?

>>724768504
how fuck is the demon has an host that just kill themself day one

>>724769646
ms kettleman if she in horror movie

>>724769041
I don't know what's worse, that AI wouldn't do it, or that someone wanted it in the first place.

>>724769005
We know saar

>>724771584
it's fun, warm and comfy :D

>>724768117 (OP)
can someone make her wear pantyhose? perhaps even fishnets

>>724771470
niggachungus, you just prompted her, so just animate her too

>>724772342
>fall off chair then dogs piss on her. peak edgelord vibes
>it's fun, warm and comfy :D

>>724768117 (OP)
agp queen

>>724769646
>>724768117 (OP)
>>724768163
post the scene where she flaunts her armpit

>>724769646
>hollywood has become so incompetent that even b tier cheesefests like the live action RE movies seem like KINO compared to almost anything made today
why don't film companies relocate ffs? get away from these kikes

>>724768117 (OP)
>>724768163
>>724768974
Someone please recommend me a pornstar who looks like her

>>724769582
sanitized for the "modern audience"
courtesy of western "consultants"

First two are genuinly good video game movies (yeah, i know) it's after that when Mila Jovovich gets super powers and starts projecting force shields and shit that everything went to shit.

>>724768117 (OP)
Because they're just vehicles so the director's wife can get to be a movie star, and she can't fucking act to save her goddamn life

>>724775421
She was pretty good in the fifth element.

>>724768393
AI is fucking insane, dude.

>>724768117 (OP)
>Shit writing in games
:)
>Faithfully shit writing in the movie adaptation
>:(

Millennials are man children that for some reason think movies should elevate the garbage material they are adapting.

>>724775772
Good morning sir, ai is fascinating isn't it?

>>724775843
Um, i am an european?

>>724775816
The games us B-movie aesthetic to create tension and a striking setting for an interactive product that is the game
When you remove the game you're just left with a B-movie

>>724775137
all pronstars are ugly old bitches

They're not very good, and make the games out to be even dumber than they admittedly already are.

>>724775816
It's not faithfully shit. The movies are literally a whole other thing that just take some character names from the games.
the movies are retarded Mad Max shit with superpowers, whereas the games are George Romero or James Cameron movie knock-offs.

>>724776327
Man, James Cameron's a lucky man

>>724776327
i was hoping she'd get face fucked

>>724770973
>makes Leon a Indian mutt and Jill a black white mixed race woman

Holy slop

>>724775932
>retarded game good
>retarded movie bad!
Typical faggot millennial opinion

>>724776858
Its a videogame board anon, we like games here

>>724776858
It's like salt in your food, certain ammount is good but too much food taste like shit.
Same with retardation, some is good but movies got too much.

>>724776906
no we don't.
he discuss, but hate videogames here.

>>724776906
>we like games here

I think you have the wrong board, buddy.

>>724768639
No we'll be shooting rope. Meanwhile you'll be continuing to moralfag where you're not wanted and screech about the backlash.

>>724768117 (OP)
Reminder that the next trailer for RE9 will have Wesker come out at the end and say "Ahh Miss Ashcroft, the girl I've heard so much about"

>>724777041
That's a fair point but the games were even more retarded than the movies when it came to acting and story.

>>724769646
She got removed from the further movies because she started MOGGING Mila.

>>724776327
i love ai

>>724777339
That's also why it took so many movies for them to feature any of the actual videogame main characters, they were terrified anyone would steal the spotlight from their dogshit mary sue

>>724777998
We know, Ramesh.

>>724772284
>>724775843
>>724778248
>Hello, I spend my weekends asshurt about AI on /v/.
Someone is brown, and it seems to be (You).

>>724776327
nice pit hair

>>724778475
Only brown subhumans and old people are infatuated by AI, Ranjesh

>>724769681
>no makeup
>light makeup
You are utterly clueless, i'm guessing you're underaged. You can't find a video online of her without typical makeup.

>>724768639
first thing i did yesterday was coom

I remember liking the first one

Didn't bother watching the other ones

>>724776034
last cgi movie ended up being trashed
this was a fluke of an epic movie

>>724768117 (OP)
definitely 8 kids

>>724768210
>>724768226
>muh LORE
>muh GAME ACCURACY
Literally nobody gives a shit about the RE lore lmao

>>724779426
If they did they would be literally retarded. RE lore is pure camp and pure nonsense.

>>724768639
LMAO as it happens I didn't actually fap yesterday or today. It would be funny if I made it to the end of NNN. The longest I've ever gone without nutting before is probably like 2 weeks when I was camping.

>>724780148
>The longest I've ever gone without nutting before is probably like 2 weeks when I was camping.
Jesus you are pathetic.

>>724768117 (OP)
Cause they suck.

>>724768639
I have to coom at least twice a day though