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Anonymous No.724809063 [Report] >>724809120 >>724809231 >>724809281 >>724809469 >>724811105 >>724811446 >>724811530 >>724812427 >>724812489 >>724812529 >>724812545 >>724813309 >>724817093 >>724817215 >>724817294 >>724817340
NEW XBOX AD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVxFfe09-6o

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.724809120 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
THIS IS NOT AN XBOX
Anonymous No.724809231 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
holy fucking cope
Anonymous No.724809271 [Report]
Very 2009-2012 looking ad
Anonymous No.724809281 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
Xbox winned
Anonymous No.724809469 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
Gay station bros? Is it over for us?
Anonymous No.724811105 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
How embarrassing.
Anonymous No.724811446 [Report] >>724813187 >>724817268
>>724809063 (OP)
My ass is an Xbox.
Anonymous No.724811530 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
>gets sued for monopoly practices
Anonymous No.724811705 [Report]
If everything's an Xbox, nothing is.
So fuck 'em. I'm done. I loved my Series X but it's obvious that they're going the way of Sega.
Anonymous No.724812427 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
I'm an Xbox
Anonymous No.724812489 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
This was from like last year isn't it
Anonymous No.724812529 [Report] >>724813403 >>724817591
>>724809063 (OP)
They are desperate. All the money they spent on acquiring game studios could have been poured into making more games
Dumn retards
Anonymous No.724812545 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
Linux distros have better on that handheld btw.
Anonymous No.724812984 [Report] >>724813098 >>724813291 >>724816558 >>724817162
Anonymous No.724813098 [Report] >>724813193
>>724812984
Dear God!
Anonymous No.724813187 [Report]
>>724811446
https://youtu.be/6PvxyUFN8Hs?si=BIVcTxydsTu0RkLP
Anonymous No.724813193 [Report] >>724813959
>>724813098
There's more
Anonymous No.724813291 [Report]
>>724812984
no, this is an xbox
Anonymous No.724813309 [Report] >>724813359
>>724809063 (OP)
My dick is an xbox
Anonymous No.724813359 [Report]
>>724813309
Because it has no game?
Anonymous No.724813403 [Report]
>>724812529
>they've spent almost 100 billion dollars just in one fucking generation
>and the platform has nothing to show for it, floundering even harder than under the guy who basically told everyone to eat a heaping bowl of shit
Xbox is the greatest proof that having the most money doesn't mean you're automatically the winner.
Anonymous No.724813959 [Report] >>724816436
>>724813193
No!
Anonymous No.724814016 [Report]
Youtube added fucking up doots to my channel, someone kill me
Anonymous No.724816436 [Report]
>>724813959
It contains the dying wish of every man here.
Anonymous No.724816558 [Report]
>>724812984
I haz a bucket :3
Anonymous No.724817093 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
On the one hand, streaming games is pretty futuristic as hell if you're on a stable, fast, reliable wifi (or preferably wired) connection with no hiccups, and I've beaten games that way before.
On the other hand, it sucks ass when you try to play anything on anything but that fast, stable connection.

On the one hand, fuck buying consoles in general because there's so few exclusives that there's no reason to care about which system you pick (minus that ONE game you beg and plead for them to port that alone isn't enough to justify buying the other system).
On the other hand, console competition is a healthy way to coax devs into making better games/systems and hopefully innovating new shit to play with, hopefully at lower prices, and losing competition can easily mean games become even worse, have prices go up faster, and so on.

I don't fuckin' know. All I know is that I'm still a PC+DS+chinkheld idort and I'm good for now.
Anonymous No.724817162 [Report]
>>724812984
This is..
Anonymous No.724817215 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
What an awful campaign. Just reeks of 'corpocute'.
Anonymous No.724817268 [Report]
>>724811446
That's a sexbox!
Anonymous No.724817294 [Report]
>>724809063 (OP)
fuck you hex box
Anonymous No.724817340 [Report] >>724817927
>>724809063 (OP)
Mark my words: Microsoft WILL one gorillion percent win the next gen.
Anonymous No.724817581 [Report]
At least Zune was kino unlike Xshit.
Anonymous No.724817591 [Report]
>>724812529
More money for mediocre games just means more mediocre games
A studio with a few dozen competent people isn't gonna get better if you gave them a gorillion dollars to hire several hundred thousand mediocre people
Anonymous No.724817927 [Report]
>>724817340
Ok but how tho