Thread 724830746

How old is too old to play games?

>>724830746 (OP)
Death.

whatever age you personally become bitter and stop enjoying them
for some this is never, for most of /v/ it seems to be around 30

>>724830746 (OP)
there is a porn game with this exact setup: Magical Girl OL
it was very mediocre

>>724830841
>unironically pressed by zoom shitposts
grim

>>724830746 (OP)
older women cosplaying as younger women is insanely hot

>>724830746 (OP)
Do you age out of entertainment? Are old people not allowed to entertain themselves?

>>724830746 (OP)
there's a single mom who's into me. should i ask her out on a date?

>>724831704
Do you smoke?

Older women hate when you smoke them.

>>724831704
go for it

>>724831727
we both smoke weed. i smoke cigarettes occasionally, but because i do it to make myself feel shit about nicotine so i don't do it more often. probably once a month. I work in a kitchen surrounded by other smokers to be fair

Isnt the evil leader of Enorrmita in Maho Ako also a hag Mahouhoujo??
>>724830746 (OP)
never

>>724831554
Especially if they have it in them to pull off a little girl voice.

>>724830791
fvarking /thread

>>724830746 (OP)
>Don't ma'am, you'll make a worry great MAGICAL GIRL!! 36 isn't at all! TOO OLD

I had a friend who grew to think he was too cool for games in his mid teens. He didn't want to seem like a nerd so he stopped playing. Of course he did it because he wanted a gf. Stopping games didn't help. He turned into a miserable incel and eventually became a drug addict because doing drugs was what the "cool kids" did. Dude was so fucking desperate.

Note that I'm not using the word incel as an insult like people do on this board. He became a literal incel. He couldn't get laid. He never dated. Dude simply wasn't attractive to girls because of how desperate he was.

TLDR lesson of the day is that play games if you enjoy playing games. Don't play games if you don't enjoy playing games. Who gives a fuck what other people think.

I'm 36.

>>724830746 (OP)
>DONT MAAM
>DEAD INSIDE

>>724831704
are you lonely and desperate enough to consider possibly taking care of someone elses kid for 18 years?

im 35. when does real life start?

>>724831704
>single mom
only good for fucking and only if you're having a dry spell

absolutely zero benefits on dating her

a woman's literal definition of failing in life is having a kid with a man and failing to keep him around, it's so fucking easy that if she fails that she's a total fucking loser

it's the woman equivalent of a male NEET living in his parents basement at 25+

>>724832437
when you were 18
sorry anon you missed the bus

Sex with older magical WOMEN

>>724832437
You're doing it right now.

>>724832437
Life starts when you start living it. Nobody can live your life for you. When are you going to start?

>>724832437
Your real life started when you were born.

>>724830746 (OP)
There's no limit

36 year old here. Is it really too late to become a magical girl?

[/spoiler]or become a civilian pilot?

>>724832630
unfortunately you have to know how to use spoiler tags properly before they trust you with the power to obliterate buildings

>>724832525
>>724832482
>>724832519
>>724832560
its really over isnt it

>>724832630
You genuinely have better odds of becoming a magical girl than a civilian pilot at your age

>>724830746 (OP)
Magical Hags make me hard but not for the reasons you think.

It's like facial abuse but with mental trauma.

>>724832694
40 is still young
>>724832630
see>>724832702

>>724830746 (OP)
no age is too old to play. but i think 23-25 is when you start to grow out of it.

>>724832630
Nice bracket work, captain.
>>724832694
It's all the mind. There are teens who are currently crying because it's so over and there are 60 year olds starting a new chapter in their life.

>>724832418
most women i've interacted with and dated around my age literally refuse to have children, i've genuinely considered adopting as a single man because I feel like i'll never get the opportunity to actually have kids of my own.

>>724832445
apparently they broke up because the dad's a drunken douchebag, but he still gets to see the kids on weekends because they don't want the kids to grow up without a father figure. he apparently hooked up with a chick 10 years younger than her afterwards. I don't expect to step into the kids' lives as a father figure, nor do i expect this woman to want me to. at the same time, i don't want to just be remembered a few years from now as "mom's fuckbuddy" if it doesn't end up working out.

>>724832437
Most people in their 40s don't know what they are doing. Even if they have the kids l, the wife, the job, the house and the car.

You will be fine, just don't be retarded and set your priorities FOR YOU.

>>724832764
>adopting as a single man
No one is going to let you do this.

>>724832858
they only really care about financial stability, anyone can adopt

>some 30+ year old dude talking about life and shit
>looks at me
>>When you get to my age...
>>Uh I'm older than you
>see his soul slowly leaving his body

>>724832764
>i've genuinely considered adopting as a single man

lol
lmao

>>724832764
>apparently they broke up because the dad's a drunken douchebag
that's part of the failure as well, she failed in choosing a valid dad for her kids

he's the literal "chad" douchebag and you're about to become the beta provider

>most women i've interacted with and dated around my age
don't look for women around your age look for women in the 20-25 range to build a life with

you can't start with a woman in her 30s because if she wants kids she's in a hurry and you'll make a bad decision and if she doesn't then you'll never have them because by the time she reconsiders her womb will be barren

I'm 28 and can't drive and never have had a job
I blame everything on my parents (who are now dying rapidly)

>>724833318
Cool. Are you going to do anything to change your position in life once you're done blaming?