Thread 724837281

Oh right.... that happened...

>>724837281 (OP)
Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

Please understand, I am easily swayed by anonymous 4chan user opinion. If they say don't buy game, I listen. Saved money and was recommended good games instead.

>>724837281 (OP)
unbelievable that they assumed their genders like that

>>724837281 (OP)
By their own standards, their statement is an example of historical sexism because they plainly state there are only 2 genders.

>>724837946
At some point you have to think (((they))) are using 1984 as a playbook of some sort. I mean literally everything in that book is coming true right before our eyes

>>724837946
I thought you were just describing the innate nature of history

>>724838679
>"Hey Orwell, what's the absolute worst thing you can possibly think of?"
>Orwell goes on to write 1984 to answer this question
>"Alright guys, we have an opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing ever. Watch this."

>>724837281 (OP)
AC abandoned historical accuracy well before Odyssey, and just as egregiously. But apparently that was ok because so many were fags for Ezio.

>>724837281 (OP)
>both girls and boys
Don't they mean Body Types A and B?

>>724837281 (OP)
Does the girl get molested by adults too? Since she receive the same education as males.

Remember when the Greeks, the enlightened society we have based western liberal democracy upon, came up with an entire play about how ridiculous and terrible it would be if women could vote?

>>724837281 (OP)
>inclusive gameplay
What gameplay, inclusive or otherwise, is a doodle on a pot facilitating

>>724837281 (OP)
i stopped reading the codex shit after revelations.

>>724837281 (OP)
whiteoids getting the taste of their own revisionist medicine by their own subhuman ilk will never not be funny

>>724837281 (OP)
Isn't the entire point of AC that the Templars doing historical revisionism is le bad or something

>>724840310
>da Vinci's actual designed used in a one-off mission
>da Vinci was also an actual siege engineer contracted by Italian city-states
is not comparable to erasing a culture's history.

>>724837281 (OP)
>inclusive gameplay
That's not gameplay though

>>724839562
check out jonlevi on jewtube if you're into that, he's big into the subject and avoids being schizophrenic so much that he's actually very convincing.

>>724841238
kek true

>>724838679
orwell wrote about their playbook
communists have been doing that shit since day one

>>724841701
which culture's history is getting erased again?

>>724841238
it's cute when spear chuckers think they're human

>the team felt it wasn't necessary to show historical accuracy

And they're right, frankly. This isn't a fucking history book or education. It's a video game media, they can do whatever they like.

>>724838679
I'd say "guy who's only watched Boss Baby:" here but the internet alone is beyond Orwell's wildest imagination in information networking and government inability to suppress information. Orwell also was paranoid enough to write about any attempt at rebellion being controlled opposition and that's not how shit shakes down in real life.

>>724842882
Then why put in the work to do something that doesn't matter?

>>724843123
Because you want to.
Have you ever drawn a picture or written a poem? Geeze.

>>724837946
is it really "destroying history" whenever they have a giant blob of text explaining what they changed and why

>>724837281 (OP)
>Vase depicts a dancing lesson
>taught by a rhetorician
what

>>724843205
I have, but without the pathological need to insert my personal political beliefs into it.

Assassin's Creed should always and only have been a competition between a small dedicated group and the illuminati to discover the location of The Apple by charting its path across the ages

>>724843293
>I didn't put any of what I feel or think into a creative work
You did, you just weren't told to be mad about people doing it by terminally online culture warriors yet lol

Also inclusiveness isn't political, it's marketing virtue signaling. At least understand what you're supposed to be upset over. You look so ignorant no one would take what you're saying seriously.

I'm so glad Ubisoft is dead.

>>724843293
>but without the pathological need to insert my personal political beliefs into it.
So you made the blandest shit ever? Good luck writing even a short-story without some kind of political pathos driving it, because a character having personal opinions means they're gonna have motivations, morals and personal thoughts.

THE GAY BUTTFUCKING WAS TOTALLY REAL THOUGH THEY WERE GAY BUTTFUCKING EACH OTHER NONSTOP.
ANY TIME THEY WERENT GAY BUTTFUCKING (WHICH WAS HARDLY EVER) THEY WOULD MAKE SURE TO HAVE POTS WITH GAY BUTTFUCKING ON THEM SO IF THEY WERE CARRYING WATER OR SOMETHING BORING THEY COULD SEE THE POT AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE GAY BUTTFUCKING THEY'D DO THE SECOND THEY WERE DONE WITH CHORES.

>>724843657
are you ok?

>>724843265
No it is just purposeful idiocy to the point it makes Harrison Bergeron sound like a documentary. I'm all for equality and acknowledging how bad history was but actively saying 'we need to ignore the past for inclusivity' is dumb as shit. If you get triggered by the past simply existing and it upsets you then you should be either
>Dead
>In an asylum
>Lobotomised
>On an insane amount drugs to make your brain less retarded
Reality shouldn't be changed to cater to an incredibly select group of mentally ill people or even worse privileged people who adopt the mental illness of others for status points to deflect from their privilege.

>>724843265
Why do it in the first place?

>>724839562
Tartarian Nephilim WILL rise again!

>>724843861
they literally explained why in the image.
you may not like it, but that was their reason.

>>724843657
Thank God Christianity came and put a stop to that shit.

Um, how is this not cultural appropriation?

>>724843860
That's what gets me on this one. It's pretty much the definition of playing the victim. If they really wanted to revise history they'd just leave the line out about how they changed it. This could only have been done because they wanted people to get mad about it.

>>724843265
>Misleading headline
>buried explanation
This is malicious deceit with a few extra steps to feign deniability. It's a longstanding practice in media made by foreigners targeting native populations. It's why they're so willing to churn out unpopular flops. Profit isn't the motive, propaganda is.

>>724844152
>buried explanation
>one paragraph, front and center
mom help i'm being brainwashed by the propaganda!!! its opening statement is that it's not historically accurate!!!

>>724842615
those living in cardboard houses shouldn't throw foam at others

I hope that the next Tencent-funded Ubisoft AssCreed game corrects history and portrays Confucius, or as he was lesser-known Kangfooshus, as an African scholar from Mali. Because Kangfooshus WAS an African scholar from Mali who brought literacy to China. Later Chinese Imperial dynasties tried to erase the real history of the kingdom.

>>724837281 (OP)
yes, and it was everything

>>724843265
It doesn't happen all at once. It's progressive. It starts with this so you can think it's happening in good faith, then slowly people remember the real history less and less and they explain their reasoning less and less. Eventually you reach a point where it doesn't matter, you can tell them right to their face you're rewriting history for a "good" reason and people will just accept it, and on their own volition will pass down the rewritten version of events.

>>724844650
its a video game.

>>724844491
As long as Tencent is involved, Ubisoft aren't going to be able to blackify anyone if they do a game based on Chinese history. Yves would find himself in an angry boardroom real quick.

>>724844284
What he's describing is
>the game shows girls at school
>in a small blurb in the codex that nobody reads they explain that it's not historically accurate on purpose
If the explanation that they're spreading misinformation is harder to find than the misinformation, it's still misinformation.

>>724844058
>be me
>bricklayer
>spend all day building homes I can't afford
>go home wanting one thing
>action slop
>opening cutscene is a 14 minute lecture
>"have you examined your internalised cultural dynamics today?"
>lead narrative consultant grew up in a suburb where houses have names and street numbers are written in fucking words
>parents paid for course in sociopolitical mythmaking in interactive media
>gets paid to redact digital pottery at $140k
>says the game is about "critical engagement with the legacy of empire"
>i just wanted to remove kebab
>fuck it maybe it gets better
>after refund period is reached NPC turns to the camera
>"Violence is a reflection of systemic hegemony"
>computer shuts down
>sit in silence

They definitely want you to be mad.

>>724845045
>small
the text is large and is the only thing of note on the screen other than the image itself. do you need them to put a giant red circle over it so retards like you figure out how to read?

>>724845118
>go home wanting one thing
>action slop
>immediately open the in-game gallery and bleed out of every orifice in rage about how i'm being brainwashed by its contents

>>724845182
I'm not angry, I never got into ass creed. Except the pirate one, that was fun. I just wanted to write a greentext about how some spoilt cunt has such a fake job like 'edits digital pottery from male privilege' and some guy who builds houses can't even afford one. There is some absurdity to that.

>>724842882
>And they're right, frankly
No they aren't, there's no game design reason to do this. How is the game better gameplaywise for this decision? They could have a chance to educate on history and entertain with a good game at the same time.
We both know the only reason they did this virtue signal their modern politics. Don't make excuses for zealots

>>724842919
>Orwell also was paranoid enough to write about any attempt at rebellion being controlled opposition and that's not how shit shakes down in real life.
Spoken like controlled opposition.
I know who cuts your checks.

>>724845169
You're being willfully retarded and ignoring the point. This is a blurb put in a side thing explaining parts of the game that is explaining something PLAYERS SEE IN GAME THAT IS WRONG (they go to a school and see girls attending). Players are presented the wrong information and you have to dive into the codex, which is purely optional and most people don't read, to find the explanation that the information is intentionally wrong.

>>724845409
Nuh uh.

>>724845118
That's a bit of hyperbole. I meant more in the sense that they wanted people to bait people into complaining about it online so they could smugly sit on their high horses and declare that their critics are bigots. It's poking the bear so they can make an article about how mean the internet is to them.

>>724840787
kek

>>724844753
The biggest entertainment industry in current year? In a world increasingly populated by consumerist retards who gobble up whatever their corporate overloads tell them to?
Yeah seems like a problem to me.

>>724845413
It's also only explained in the optional Discovery Tour mode. This is not explained in any way in the main game.

>>724837281 (OP)
Eventually changes will be made without notes and if you point out why they're wrong they'll try to get rid of you by publicly shaming you through doxxing.
I still remember when a news network publicly doxxed someone for a meme, don't let those who want you gone gain any ground.

>>724845469
Well yeah that was the entire point anon it was supposed to be stupid. Things like Sweet Baby, Feminist Frequency and all that will get get 300 million from semiconductor industrialists to 'fight the bigotry'. While someone with a real job gets fuck all.

>>724845565
>In a world increasingly populated by consumerist retards who gobble up whatever their corporate overloads tell them to?
don't fly too close to the sun on this, it's already culture war stuff

>>724845604
>millenial woes

Moviebob tier lolcow

>>724843265
>is it really "destroying history"
When no one is talking about the actual history and only talking about fanfic, it doesn't matter how much small text you put, you are preventing people from learning the truth

>>724845853
Still an objectively good quote.

>>724837281 (OP)
>unironic historical revisionism

>>724845604
It's incredible that I automatically don't take a Twitter poster seriously when I see the blue checkmark.

>>724837946
okay but my nigga literally tore down the entire east wing of the white house

>>724837281 (OP)
Wasn't even the worst of it, they made half the Greeks into the game darker skinned than Africans. It was fucking ridiculous.
All because the two Africans who might play the game would get their fee fees hurt if they played a game and couldn't see some 'representation'.

>>724845919
attending great gatsby themed parties and not seeing the enormous irony and possible looming death in doing so, too

>>724837281 (OP)
Gameplay?

>>724843265
not this in particular, no, more the thing about yasuke being a samurai. Or that "yt peepo fed black babies to alligators, ate us and sold us as sofas!" or "immigrants built the UK/US".
>>724841238
whiteoids literally document their own atrocities, they didn't hide them or rewrite them you jealous retarded brownoid.

Did you know the ancient Greeks had dildos? They were made of leather apparently. I learned all this while reading Aristophanes.

>>724845864
wut?

>>724846000
>whiteoids literally document their own atrocities,
My school-books tried to gloss over the Trail of Tears as much as it could when I was in middle school.

>>724840142
It's sad how true this is and how people just let it happen.

>>724846036
I don't see why, it's fairly innocuous.

>>724837281 (OP)
>breaks the 4th wall for a political message
this is the definition of woke

>>724843265
>is it really "destroying history" whenever they have a giant blob of text explaining what they changed and why

Yes.

Lying to you and then hiding an explanation in the fine print to pretend that you didn't lie is a common trick. Take a news article, the headline is a lie, it lures you into making a false conclusion, the next 4 paragraphs are boring and cause you to lose your attention. 3 quarters of the way into the article the triuth that explains what actually happens is printed; but by that point the majority of readers have already moved on just as the author knew they would.

The fine print told you the truth; but you probably didn't read it. So did they lie to you?

>>724846058
"Innocuous" is certainly a word that doesn't belong anywhere close to the Trail of Tears.

>>724846004
I believe it. A dildo is not exactly hard to make.

>>724846069
>So did they lie to you?
If I wanted to be a pedantic faggot: no. The issue with your line of reasoning is it requires good-faith engagement, something your ideological opponents are unwilling or unable to do.

>>724846036
>My school-books tried to gloss over the Trail of Tears as much as it could when I was in middle school.

Bullshit. I went through the US public education system and I was taught about the trail of tears in three different grades and was assigned Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee as summer reading for AP US History.

The education system both at the lower level and the university system is completely dominated by the establishment left and their agendas. Its absurd to pretend otherwise.

>>724846220
>completely dominated by the establishment left and their agendas
anon texas has enormous sway over american public-school curriculum

worse if you're in utah since then the mormons control it

>>724846069
>>724846220
idk how anyone can take trad larpers seriously when they post like this

>ESLs and Browns are porn addicted and obsessed with computers and are the most likely the be terminally online
>They hate the British and English
Weird.

>>724846414
>trad larper
How are the quoted posts larping as trad?

>>724846414

What's trad about anything I said? I didn't say anything remotely socially conservative. You pigeonhole all opposition to your position as being a strawman you've invented for yourself.

>>724846535
you forgot to attach an epic google image quote to your post friend

>>724846439
what the fuck are you even talking about>

>>724838679
>>724840142
You subhuman idiots didn't read 1984.

>>724846607
Nobody has, and the people who did are too low IQ to understand it. "Dude, surveillance state dystopia" is the most surface-level shit.

>>724846589

Oh I see, you think this shit tier contrarianism is trolling. Here's your last (you) Step up your game.

>>724846605
The English invented the computer and are the reason all you Browns and ESLs can post at all, yet you hate them.
Which in turn is why the English hate Browns and ESLs for being the most ungrateful people on Earth.

>>724837281 (OP)
Historical accuracy literally transforms good stories into legends.

>>724845995
>>724845919
lol who cares

>>724846220
its rather funny to see a chuddy post that kind of quote when chud thought is 95% emotion

>>724837281 (OP)
Ubisoft makes actual historical fact fascinating. When you see a lie so blatant it stands out, and the curious who dive into the abyss learn profound truths. And every generation shares those truths in a new and unique way. I believe this technique that was used to obfuscate historical fact over the past 60 years is part of the reason why we've seen such a strong resurgence of nationalism.

>>724847141
>is part of the reason why we've seen such a strong resurgence of nationalism.
Nobody is that cerebral. Nobody can afford to own property, their jobs are being taken by foreigners, their public spaces are unusable because of drug addicts and mentally retarded sociopaths, they can't get laid because they're competing in a sexual marketplace with 10/10 millionaires and 6/10 women convinced one of them will marry her, and every form of escapism they have besides heroin is getting shittier and nagging them like the retarded women they're trying to get away from.

>>724846607
no but I watched the movie once

>>724847259
There is some historical precedence for all this, which again is why I think the renewed interest in historical fact is so interesting.

>>724847059
Yet again projecting your own thought process onto others.

>>724841238
Being antiwhite rots the soul anon.