Thread 724840770

Let's settle this /v/
Which one.

>>724840770 (OP)
Stop spamming the board with your shitty romcom eceleb visual novel, you already have multiple dispatch thread go shit there

>>724840852
No :)

option 3

>>724840770 (OP)
I don't like either of them but one has a disgusting nose ring so not that one.

>>724840852
I'll make another thread just for you.

Blonde Blazer are for white men.

>>724840852
Fpbp

>>724840770 (OP)
the non-used goods

>>724840869
tpbp

They both look ugly, I don't know why some Anon keeps obsessing with this garbage western slop. I'm starting to believe it's the game devs that keep spamming these threads.

>>724840770 (OP)
One is a liar but the other is Chinese.

>>724840770 (OP)
Blue eyes and brown hair Stacy every single time. Short dyke hair thots need not apply.

>bb hates being in her super form all the time and just wants to be normal
>this means she wont use her massive muscle mommy body to shatter your pelvis
invisigal number one

>>724840770 (OP)
Brown

>>724849000
Robert?

>>724840770 (OP)
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE? INTERLINKED.

>>724840869
This, also waterboy is good too

>>724849074
Feels pretty gud. You’ll take it for granted eventually and when that persons gone you’ll put them on a pedastal for a while until another one comes along.

>>724845976
>the non-used goods
So... Waterboy?

>fake dateslut
>brown nosering tumblr girl
any other options?

bros i think we've run out of content to talk about before wednesday

>>724840852
FPBP

>>724849425
Odds Flambae gets a redemption arc in before we’re done? Like a a real one, not just “shithead character helps the team in the final battle” type shit.

>>724849652
that seems to be a focus of episode 6

>>724840770 (OP)
None of those whores.

>invisigal blows up your suit and puts you in a coma for 4 months
>shroud has a 4 month period where he could easily kill you but doesn't
>invisigal turns herself in without saying what she did and wants into the phoenix program
>blazer finds you and gives you a job
>the girl who almost killed you just happens to be your employee
>blazer won't let you fire her for some reason
>both of them fall for you almost immediately
clearly shroud is your dad or grandpa and is mad you haven't produced robert the 4th yet so he set you up with 2 girlfriends

>>724840770 (OP)
Bottom one because she is nicer than the top one.

>>724840770 (OP)
>Which one.
Post breast size.

>>724840770 (OP)
I like invisigal more but blazer is alright too.

>>724849074
It's comfy, bro. You'll find love one day.

>>724840770 (OP)
Are we the baddies?

>>724840770 (OP)
i want the guy on the right because he looks cute and probably like cuddling and playing vidyagaymes :3

so when does the preview drop?

>>724857679
probably in about 7 hours

>>724857356
How the FUCK do people manage to care about this faggot ass internet drama? Good lord.

>>724849074
You’re not even close to baseline.

>>724840770 (OP)
Only one of these is an evil woman.

>>724857356
why are you using social media and why are you taking screenshots of literal whos on them and posting them here

Neither. Fuck off and take your garbage slop with you, all these girls and designs are trash

>>724840852
fpbp

>>724840770 (OP)
His voice is too deep

>>724858467
Yeah.
If this was supposed to be a Netflix show first I'd like to see the original cast. Some of the current VAs don't fit at all there.

Hi twitter, I fucking hate niggers and women

>>724849105
waterboy is shroud

>>724840770 (OP)
Is this going to be /v/s Asuka versus Rei?

No torrent out yet?

>>724849821
this is "fuck my sister leon!" level of planning anon, i don't think anyone is as autistic as chris to pull this off

>>724857356
twitter using 4chan chan post is like this weird twilight zone shit
does reddit also have 4chan posts?

All right /v/! /co/

Is there any proof that Visi planted the bomb? I swear I saw a schizo post datamined text on a thread before, but I cannot find it. Was it real or do I need my meds? Or both?

>>724859042
I shared our wisdom with the reddit plebs before, yes. The difference is, they agreed.

>>724859042
it's almost winter yet somehow it is summer

>>724859042
Mostly the retards looking to complain about you being retards, and the ones who like to collect greentexts for a laugh and karma farming for validation.
Then there is also the retards that want to act like here, but somewhere else for some reason.

>>724859042
>there is literally a subreddit named "r/4chan" where most tourist come from
mein negger

>>724860424
there's a fucking 4chan subreddit? kek they can't stop thinking of us

>>724849074
like bags of sand

>>724840770 (OP)
the huge-assed black chick with the pink and blue hair

>>724859520
I sometimes get the urge to screenshot my own greentrxt and post it on reddit, because when they comment on it, it's basically a (You) per reply. But I suppress the urge and screenshot someone else's greentext instead.

>>724840869
Being gay is immoral

>>724862298
I am all for interracial romance but could you not pick the most degenerate hood-roach sounding chick? ESPECIALLY WHEN POP POM EXISTS!

>>724840852
fpbp

>>724849152
>until another one comes along

>>724850758
The top one brings you snacks and will watch autist drama movies with you. These are serious considerations.

>>724857356
Robert’s pretty much the opposite of a blank slate. He’s got a defined history, his personality remains the same in how he responds to your choices, and, depending on how old he turns out to be, could have been kicking ass as a hybrid mech pilot/solid snake since his early teens

>>724840770 (OP)
Theater scene was cuter and felt more right whether you intend romance or not. Also better ending song

>>724850758
BB didnt bring us donuts

>>724865019
She dropped spaghetti instead
Best girl.

>>724862298
based.

>>724840770 (OP)
I don't like either of them. Is there a third way?

>>724857356
score one for the bad guys

Would we be able to basically drug(anti-depressants) my best pal Phenomamal? (3rd power)
Feelsbad

The dispatch ui and controller support felt like complete dogshit once ch3 started spicy so I switched to mouse and never looked back after a couple rage reloads. I would back out of a mission and the cursor would default to somewhere else instead of the mission I was just fucking on. I have a twitchy mouse though so maybe that was taking controller priority away if no one else had this shit happen to them. The light blue on blue for confirm is trash regardless

>>724865670
You can lead on IG and then rightfully dump her once she reveals what she did to you.

>>724865748
>Heavily Medicated
>He can't fly anymore.
>Phenomaman rests like any other hero, but he doesn't get depressed anymore.
>Phenomaman ^rests^ for an ^additional 10 seconds^ and ^cannot fly^, but is ^no longer depressed^.
The other one is
>Phenomenal Motivation
>If any Z-team scenario fails, he returns to SDN and is unusable for 20 seconds.
>Phenomaman needs only 1 second of rest and heroes sent with him on a call have their rest time reduced by half.
>^Heroes^ sent with Phenomaman have their ^rest time reduced by half^ if he ^completes^ the call with them.
So you either turn him into a regular flightless hero or MOTIVATED

>>724840770 (OP)
>>724840852
>you have to pick girlboss1 or girlboss2
didn't bump

>>724857356
Arcane fans? What do they have to do with this?

>>724862983
I read that as "Being gay is immortal" but comprehended it as "Being immortal is gay" and I would've replied yeah

>>724867183
the choice is quite obvious

>>724862298
I like her because she's consistantly my best performing hero. She's pretty good looking too.

>>724840770 (OP)
I really don't have a preference between the poorly drawn WEG whores, just stop shilling your shitty game.

>>724869023
Same, her power is really useful
>>724869052
>A single dispatch thread on the entire board
>Generates an enormous amount of seethe
Why do I never see you retards sperg about endless mobile gatcha slop threads and jap coombait slop that gets posted 10x more often

>>724857356
Are they talking about 4chan or those two indians in particular? Because we've been having threads for this game before it blew up and it got to faggot twitter niggers

>>724840770 (OP)
Neither. They are both terrible choices.
>Blonde Shitter
Manipulative bitch.
Will cheat on you for new emotions.
Broke up with her ex, does not give a single FUCK after he displayed suicidal tendencies and only two days after the breakup, already has her eyes set on another cock.
Willing to date her subordinate.
Would hire her suicidal boyfriend to work in the same place as the dude she wants to bang. If this does not scream MANIPULATION and DRAMA DANGER, you don't know women.

>Visiblebitch
BPD.
SERIOUS voyeur tendencies.
Kleptomaniac.
Non-stop jokes about sex = UNRESOLVED TRAUMA.
Shroud/Toxic's cumdump.
Attempted murder on Robert.
Probably a spy for Shroud.

>>724840770 (OP)
visi has much better chemistry with robert. BB only has her looks going for her. that movie scene was absolute kino.

>>724870241
It's even worse for BB if Invisibitch was formerly associated with Shroud and the one that ended Mecha Man's capeshit career with that bomb placement.

Even if she quit she literally doesn't deserve to be in the Z-team much less close to Robert.

Phenomenaman might not be human enough for a relationship with a human woman so I kinda get BB leaving him then. Which is different from Superman or Omniman - he's an ayy lmao that really really struggles to blend in.

>>724840770 (OP)
>>724857356
game for CHUDS

>>724863841
Lol lmao even
>>724865019
BB saves your broke ass and gives you a stable job, meanwhile Invisigal tries to kill you and acts like a cunt.

>>724870963
>and gives you a stable job
that's only thanks to nigger heinstein

>>724870759
>Women are okay with reading a book about gargling minotaur/werewolf/werehorse semen as your daily job
>They have even more nefarious fantasies in their head
I wish I could go back to when I was 15 years old and didn't know the true face of women.

>Trying to use character flaws to rationalize your pick
I just think Blazer is pretty

>>724871213
>I just think Blazer is pretty
That thinking WILL destroy your life, eventually.

>>724871213
Yeah I just can't not pick her. She's too pretty.

>>724870628
I mean, depends if BB even knows.

>>724871327
>Thinking I’ll have the opportunity to apply that irl
Nah, I’m good

>>724871327
I don't have a life to destroy

>>724846195
it's such a tragey that /v/ is actually discussing video games for once

>>724857356
>arcane fans
>racist
gay and interracial relationships are what racists love. The libtard mind is reaching levels never seen before.

when in doubt just create a waifu war to generate interest in your game

>>724871126
and yet you whine about women reading all of that. Shut up, hypocrite.

>>724870759
I would say I think these people are troll accounts since the vast majority of lefty types seem to love the game so far, but goddamn, how do these people have so many likes for these retarded posts?

>>724871945
>>724872249
Based

>>724857356
>>724858005
>noooo someone i dont like likes the same thing as me how can this be happening!?!

>>724870241
>BPD
She is not BPD. Stop over using that buzzword to describe every women that isnt a virginal tradwife

>>724840869
cringe af

>>724873708
You're right. We should just say "woman", since they're basically all BPD by nature. No real reason to make a distinction.

>>724874414
I love reformed villains but I would never ever hire one (long term).

>>724874778
I'd hire the neon black chick to sit on my face long term

>>724870241
>Manipulative bitch.
>Will cheat on you for new emotions.
>Broke up with her ex, does not give a single FUCK after he displayed suicidal tendencies and only two days after the breakup, already has her eyes set on another cock.
>Would hire her suicidal boyfriend to work in the same place as the dude she wants to bang.
wow just like my ex, that I miss daily

>>724874414
Have Blazer Glazers recovered from this one?

>>724877046
I don't care if diversity mutts get fired desu. They want to take my jobs anyway so fuck em.

>>724840770 (OP)
I'm not playing the WEGslop

>>724849167
You just know

>>724877776
Dammit pic didn't attach

>>724846195
>he thinks a Telltale game would need to be advertised on /v/

>>724849821
>almost killing your offspring so that they'll reproduce
Dangerously based or extremely retarded if true. Possibly both.

>>724857356
>normies are angry that /v/ likes a game
What a humorous reversal.

>>724849167
Waterboy is for Prism only

>>724877046
eh... coupe deserves to stay in prison?

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidpOy-Zta4

>>724877982
no, she deserves to stay under my desk with her mouth around my dick

>>724840770 (OP)
Invisibitch. Blazer just seems like a co-worker that would be too corporate.

does anyone have the script of the game (you know the one that was in the first version of the game and which from the leaks came ) and if you have it can you upload it somewhere for me to download it (ik the leaks are out but i wanna read it thoroughly) thanks in advance

>>724840869
based

>>724878217
[CHAIR CLATTERING]

>>724840770 (OP)
>Which one.
page 10

>>724840770 (OP)
It might be close because Blazer wants to pick up Robert emotionally and is mostly supportive (with the exception of HR), but Robert has infinitely more chemistry with Visi, and it shows. Also Laura Bailey giving Aaron Paul the "fuck me" eyes when they were revealing the game turned out to be crazy foreshadowing.

>>724878761
Fuck, forgot image

>>724867734
WHERE IS OMNI MAN

>>724846045
Does someone have context here?

>>724878761

>>724878848
The context is play the game, retard.

>>724840852
>Literally any game that comes out
>/v/: "Why are you talking about this game?!"

>>724878848
Robert Robertson just told him that he kissed Blonde Blazer so he's checking to see what the fuss is about

>>724878274
no, she is black

>>724878217
twitter's gonna seethe about a racism joke again.

>>724878848
>ep1, Robert's given the choice to kiss Blonde Blazer
>ep4, Phenomaman is depressed over his breakup with her
>asks Robert if someone was seeing her, causing the breakup
>Robert can admit to kissing her - but says he isn't a good kisser
>Phenomaman kisses him to affirm whether or not Robert is a good kisser
>doesn't consider Robert to be the cause of the breakup

>>724878848
You know how Starfire from Teen Titans seems like she has autism, but it's just that she's an alien with culture shock? Basically that.

>>724879091
kek

>>724878217
Why would I want to spoil myself on purpose again? Thats retarted

>>724872573
That's too, however. BBC porn is more popular in conservative, racist, states.

>>724879091
>twitter's gonna seethe about a racism joke again.
Didn't a black person write Prism?

>>724879075
hey as long as it is a conventionally attractive female my dick doesn't care for the color

>>724879286
Doesn't matter. Anything will rile them up.

>>724879286
They chalk it up to self hatred, or some shit.

>>724878217
>another date with invisigal

>>724877974
>for Prism only
>blushes hard whenever Bobertson is on screen
>blushes when that fucking flaming faggot flambae bullies him
>has a self-lubricating asshole
people arent born gay, save for him
>>724878835
did she just made love to him?

>>724879753
Oh fuck. Phenomaman, don't look!

I redid the end of ch4 when I realized what the midge's 1st upgrade ability did. They definitely sprinkle a few 1 slot only assignments with some scuffed stat requirements here and there

>>724879941
>They definitely sprinkle a few 1 slot only assignments with some scuffed stat requirements here and there
Not really, Flambae cleared all solo missions easy

>>724840770 (OP)
BB is sweet and stable, but Visi growing as a person and realizing her potential in parallel to Robert trying to rise up from the lowest point in his life is the more interesting story to me so far.

Also I thought the movie date was really really cute.

No Coupe romance option? Instant 5/10 unfortunately.

>>724880480
you mean 10/10
fuck woke shit

>>724880556
nta but the main love interest is some latinx mutt

>>724880724
she's filipina

Adhoc’s playing favorites

>>724857356
>take Vi
>make her gay and white
>series flop
>make her straight and brown
>millions of chairs clatter
Linke had pure gold on his hands and he threw it all away to indulge 5% of the audience.

>>724880382
she's cute and her growth is good but she 100% planted that bomb on his suit

>>724880556
woke shit? there is no better anti-woke shit than colonizing brown girls anon (as side pieces obviously) this game should straight up go for harem route lmao

>>724880724
She's White. She just has a tan.

>>724880813
not doing her any favors, just a mexican but worse

>>724880724
and its the evil path, which is good.

>>724879091
hey is there any way i can get the whole script of the game i see that u have it

>>724880940
lol

>>724878761
>>724880894
What's the deal with chair clatter? Is this the new [GLASS HIM]?

>>724881191
nufag

>>724881191
Gosling.

>>724881191
go back

>>724880940
She's fucking the Irish midge so there's your colonising

>>724881191
you do not belong in this website if you don't understand this hot new meme, simple as

>>724881191
no, no, it's anons expressing anger at not being able to experience what the main character experiences.

>>724881191
In a way, yes

>>724881191
it's what the blade runner 2049 subtitles say when ryan gosling throws the chair
idk why it's getting spammed in these threads, maybe it got popular in india or something

>>724881537
you're fooling nobody rajesh

>>724881537
found the jeet

>>724881537
>thinking that gooseposting has anything to do with saars

>>724858005
Because that's what gaming has devolved into, Anon
Gaming is no longer about playing what you like, and trying new stuff that's actually unique or interesting
Gaming is playing movies that your favorite heckin streamer likes, and checking for drama on social media

>>724878967
I played it and i don't have the ref, is it from one of the leaked episodes?

>>724881191
Do ESL retards seriously not know what glassing someone entails?

>>724840770 (OP)
blue blazer could not fuck with phenonannon. annons concept for lovemaking is hugging or kissing, cannot remember right. blazer and didnt kissed with rob back so shes either lezbo or crawing for that robby D

>>724840770 (OP)
garbage millennial culture game
>>724840852
this

>>724878217
so whats the bingo sheet at atm?

>>724881758
anon are you having a stroke?

>>724881602
>>724881631
>>724881690
good morning my bharatian brothers

>>724880937
You can't prove nuthin

>>724881707
>trying new stuff that's actually unique or interesting
Not that we have much choice to begin with.

>>724881961
The three people you reject will form the anti-mecha-man-league-of-evil

So far the dispatching success rate have had no consequences, right?
I assume it'll stay that way?
Maybe a line or two at the very best, nothing storyline changing?

@724881917
>falseflag out of nowhere after getting exposed as a nufag as a pathetic attempt of diversion
>get called out immediately
>"no u"

>>724881191
Why are newfags like this?
Why are they no longer lurking at all or looking shit up on their own?

>>724882138
yeah i think it'll stay the same

>>724882247
They're always spoonfed in social media sites so the concept of learning and research is foreign to them.

>>724882138
Story seems to affect the minigame but not the other way around so it seems one way only. It's a lot of random bullshit go so it'd be a bit much if it changed things in any way

>>724882138
It'd be cool if the final episode at least gives a shout-out to your ranking or most used hero or something, but I'm not really holding my breath

>>724882138
One of the achievements mentions acing the performance review, so it could crop up there
Unless it's an innuendo about fucking Blazer, since her profile states she says corporate shit in bed

>>724879091
I will now buy every Ad Hoc's game from now on. Holy shit.

>>724882138
I have a separate save when I ignore every call and nothing has happened storywise.

>>724882138
Probably.
>>724882459
I'm assuming it's just to make the game actually some gameplay mechanics that they can put story references into like missing Sonar/Coop due to cutting, Phenomaman's depression, Waterboy's development, and some flavor to their personalities. Maybe also bragging rights by success % compared other players.

>>724881398
was, she WAS fucking the manlet, batdude also tried to tap but failed miserably

>>724881945
It's going to be fucking delicious
I'm gonna make Robert rage uncontrollably at her when he finds out until she runs away crying

>>724881312
Chair clattering is new to be too, and I've spent a lot of time on /tv/, posted Bladerunner memes and actually seen the movie.

>>724840770 (OP)
>finish ep 2
>the choice review says I "ratted out" Visi
I kind of feel bad about it. In the moment I felt like that choice was more about being honest about getting into a fight.

>>724882820
It doesn't matter, it gets mentioned by neither Blazer, nor Visi later.

>>724879091
They already seethed hard because they misread the Nicki Mirage joke sequence about prism as being racist when they're making jokes about her being a pop star and implying that she's inferior to mainstrean ones, this is going to send them into hysterics

>>724882820
She was legit hurt by Robert's lecture when that was probably the best work she did compared to before he came in.

Has there ever been a cuter MC?

>>724882792
>and actually seen the movie
the fact that you felt obliged to add this is the best proof that you're a nufag in full damage control.

>>724882901
They better not kneel and apologize.

>>724882950
Have YOU seen the movie, anon? I doubt it. I think you've only seen Ken memes reposted on /v/. Not even K memes.

>>724840770 (OP)
bob shouldnt bring his faggot dog to work, people shouldnt bring their pets to work idc about whatever reason they might have

>>724882792
you're not replying to someone who's ever goslingposted on /tv/ though, it's someone whose indian village just got internet connection a couple years ago and is in full damage control because they got caught trying to fit in

>>724883034
I have three sisters and they all bring their dogs to work. It's just something that happens now.

>>724883034
SDN probably give their employees more lenient rules considering worse things could happen.

>>724882567
nah its not an innuendo, i got it on my first try of the second episode 4 dispatch

Will this game teach me how to talk to people?

>>724883146
what the fuck

>>724883210
No.

>>724882656
>I have a separate save when I ignore every call and nothing has happened storywise.
lmao

>>724883210
Probably not since the writing is millenial 'well THAT just happened!' Joss Whedon stuff. It could teach you how NOT to talk to people, I guess.

>>724883210
if you're intelligent to pick up on the emotional intelligence robert displays in his more sensible dialogue options it might; or at the very least give you a sense about how to deal with some situations.

>>724883214
One's a lawyer. One runs a facility taking care of mentally unwell people, and the other works in an art gallery. I work from home so my dog just sits on my lap the whole day too.

>>724880874
Can't take this dude anywhere

>>724883545
you should kill your dog.

>>724883585
Why, Muhummad?

>>724883146
I set up a small aquarium at work. Turns out women find shrimp adorable.

>>724880874
>The gay character is literally a flamer
>Robert bullies him

>>724883034
A well-educated pet at work is great

>>724883034
Office pets improve productivity. Deal with it, queer.

>>724883665
>>724883767
i dislike the idea of pets that do not perform any actual work.

>>724880874
>playing favorites
>they threw water at him
if you mean the sportscar behind him youd be nuts to fire an assasin

>>724878835
>that old timey computer
When does this take place?

>>724884041
Yeah it's weird, I guess someone on the design team liked the look

>>724884326
It does look mad cool

>>724884041
It's outdated no matter how you slice it since they had those guys looting flatscreen TV's in ep 1 so I assume the implication is they just don't update their systems at anything resembling a reasonable pace, which to be fair is true of actual corporations

>>724883897
we know you do, Abdul, but why?

>next episode(s) is gonna be about people betting on who Robert was as a hero
>i didnt fire Sonar
Hes gonna get shit on for entering the bet with an unfair advantage, isnt he?

>>724884801
He'll have to split with invisigirl.

Major spoiler on BB's reveal

>>724884801
What makes you think he knows?

i dont think there is anything wrong with killing stray cats; especially if there is a lot of them, they simply ruin ecosystems.

>>724884883
i trust these idiots that when either of them complains about the other cheating it will cause them to get immediatly caught themselves

>>724884925
>bat-tier super hearing for starters

>>724884925
nta but he was in the break room while robert and invisigal were fighting and it came up
granted I don't think he heard that cause he was too busy blending a rat smoothie

>>724885076
They didn't mention which hero he was, as Visi specifically pointed out
And everyone knows because they mentioned he was a hero during the swings conversation, which didn't occur to me until earlier today

>>724885076
Pretty sure he did hear.
He was probably trying to drown out their yelling so nobody else would hear.

>>724884925
1. he has superhearing and was in the same room as invisigirl and robert when they had a fight where robert mentions being mecha-man
2. While he grinded his coffee before that, cocktailparty-effect is a thing
3. They still mentioned having been a hero for 15 years and Robert was on the news the day before due to suddenly having to retire for 15 years but being reluctant/unwilling to retire from doing good.

Chances are, if he didnt get the answer directly, Sonar probably figured it out from the recent news + that conversation

>>724885076
I dont know if he knew and was actually making the most noise possible to cover for them, made the noise to cover up the argument without knowing what it was about, or is just an idiot who didn't give a shit about how much noise he was making for his fancy coffee
All three seem equally as likely

charlie should kill himself

>not even a natural blonde
Why the fuck would you even pick her?

>>724840770 (OP)
brown haired uncostumed BB is quite beautiful but the mystery meat tomboy just cannot be topped

>>724885247
hell, as an addendum:
Sonar LITERALLY READS THE NEWS while grinding his coffee.
For all we know, he might have briefly read "Mecha-Man retires after 15 years of herowork" and gone "Wait a minute...."

>>724884696
That makes sense

>>724878848
play the game, retard

>>724885193
Robert explicitly tells Invisigal the she wouldn't last a day as Mecha Man in that scene.

>>724840869
Being gay is immortal

>>724885953
the middle east has disproven that myth

I guess next episode is when the Z-team starts trying to figure out which hero Robert was, will there be a reveal by the end of ep 6?

>>724886078
They already know he's Mecha Man

>>724886423
They don't, otherwise why would the trailer for episode 5 and 6 show them taking bets on which hero he is and trying to figure it out?

>>724886423
no they dont
>>724886078
according to one of the leakers it's up to you but it's also one of those "decisions" that means shit

>>724886423
Some of them do(Visi, Sonar), some of them don’t.

>>724886423
Preview says otherwise. The team (if not the entire office) made bets on who he is and Malevola and Prism are absolutely clueless

>>724848960
>wants to be dominated by a muscular bodybuilder body
Do you like being pegged too?

>>724840770 (OP)
I want to play as the side characters instead. Why do I always have to pick the boring mc who gets harems

>>724886634
>Invisigal already admitted to being a peg-er and not a peg-ee in ep4 no less

>>724886712
Invisigirl is a shittalker when it comes to sex. Shes a bottom going by her dream

>no Malevola, Prism and Coupe route
>no ditching the Z-team and joining the A-team

Do you think that Indians have to check the "Verify you are human" checkbox? What do they feel at those moments?

>>724840770 (OP)
Robert and depowered BB lookmatch, also they're both white as far as we know

>>724886604
It's almost impressive how they made Malevola the most boring character of the entire squad

>>724886806
>no ditching the Z-team and joining the A-team
He has hired specifically to dispatch the Z-team. He can't just take someone else's already established job like that.

>>724886936
>woman
Can't make her goofy.
>let's make her a demon... from australia! that's funny right? that'll definitely carry her for the rest of the game

>>724840869
homo-sexual underground internalized

>making alanah "writer for gow ragnarok" pearce's character boring
BASED

>>724887065
It didn't carry her for five seconds. The only real bit about her that hit is her dossier labeling her as an atheist was funny.
Doesn't help either that she looks like she just walked out of a shitty weg with that outfit. It doesn't fit her whole demon thing but it's also not casual wear to contrast with it enough because of the super short shorts and the fact that she's wearing goddamn pumps

>>724885897
well shit I thought he was supposed to be an asshole, he just looks like an awkward but well-intentioned oaf.

>>724887632
yeah he literally just super-autist-man with an omni-man skin

>>724887632
Hes a literal alien that takes human form to fit in better, not the superman kind that was raised here.
The intricacies of human interaction are utterly foreign to him beyond surface level concepts, and to top it off he seems downright autistic.
My boy never stood a chance

>>724887632
>he just looks like an awkward but well-intentioned oaf
He literally is.

>>724887898
>Hes a literal alien that takes human form to fit in better
I've seen people saying this but I don't think it's ever mentioned in game
where are you guys taking it from?

>>724888012
>>724887632
https://youtu.be/NomMbllyaDo?si=rr2vgwo_BCE2RA3y&t=5578

>>724888012
first time i heard he TOOK that form but he is atleast not compatible with human women and blatantly states "im not a person, im just shaped like one"

>>724888012
I never got that from the interactions, might be spoilers from leaks.
>>724888140
He just clarifies that he has alien genitals. He's an alien that closely resembles humans, which probably just makes his life that much harder since people who don't know him personally assume he's a 'normal' hero, and not autism man

>>724883210
No
Like the other guy said its typical Millennial writing but Jessie guy has excellent delivery so it sort of works.

>>724840770 (OP)
Neither, take the mgtow pill.

>>724873708
>...describe every women that isnt a virginal tradwife
Those aren't women. They are whores.
And Visiblebitch clearly has BPD. The mood swings? The impulsive actions? The complete 180s regarding Robert, one day punching him and the next clitting it up thinking about him?
She is textbook BPD and once her backstory as Toxic's bitch is revealed there won't be anymore doubt.

>>724840852
It's incredibly forced. I wouldn't mind it if the obvious choice wasn't BB and all the insecure posters projecting onto Invisigal weren't forcing engagement. You know it's them

>>724877982
She didn't go to prison. She is free and is after Robert.
The game's writing and world makes no fucking sense. A known murderer with DOZENS of victims is at large because...?

>>724872858
Are you retarded?

>>724840770 (OP)
You'd have to be retarded to pick the dyke.

>>724883034
I honestly wish we could kill the stupid mutt.

>>724889027
I can't stomach a girl who ditched my boy Phenom and then asked other people to handle him being all depressed about it for her instead of doing it herself. She's a thot.

>>724889135
We already know that you're subhuman, Ahmed, you don't need to explain it to us.

>>724889293
Given he runs off from his first mission because he thought he saw her, it's probably for the best she keeps her distance to start with.

>>724888194
>"im not a person, im just shaped like one"
somebody show him those deranged japanese comics. Blonde Bitch will be begging for him to come back by friday
>>724888637
>A known murderer with DOZENS of victims is at large because
taking her down takes too much effort?

The best part of this game is that it's a weekly release. The discussion hasn't died off at all.

>>724889293
>my boy Phenom
??? He's an alien from a planet that hates the human race. We should kill him instead of feeling pity for him.

>>724889712
This isn't Invincible.

>>724889576
>taking her down takes too much effort?
I doubt any member of the Z-team would be trouble for Blonde Blazer. Hell, Robert would take them down himself if he had the suit.

>>724889748
The Viltrumites unironically want to fuck the everloving SHIT out of humanity. Literally just wanna go turbo-gooner mode and fuck and suck and fuck and suck human pussy and cock for the rest of their lives.

>>724888637
Just imagine the setting is a high school. There were no murders, only stolen lunches. That explains the leniency or how supervillains can roam around scott free and be roomies with superheroes simply becasue they became part of the good guy organization.

BB

>>724889894
Imagine 14-year old Invisihebe. Uoh...

>>724889959
Sloppa.

>>724889959
Gross, now imagine BB, god she would be a high school star for sure.

>>724889027
>schlicks to you, the white straight male MC
>"dyke"
Am I the only one that remembers what words mean?

>>724889894
>Z shift are the breakfast club
>Robert is a transfer student

>>724890138
Like the Breakfast Club if they were all Bender and Allison.

>>724881741
NTA but prior to that, my only experience with "glassing" was in Halo, where "glassing" a planet means blasting its surface with super hot, destructive orbital lasers and thus turning its surface to glass (though maybe not literally)

>>724890515
not him but I agree, thats the only use I knew back then

>>724881741
the british isles are basically the only place in the entire world where "glassing" is a thing.

>>724890515
this
although we always used it in the context of a hypothetical scenario where you drop a shit load of nukes on a small area of land

>>724857356
Arcane fags never recovered from the good character drama taking a backseat to Vi and Caitlyn's domestic violence homolust and Jinx grooming a child; causing the death knell of the series.
Once all the interesting male characters died or took a backseat, it was over for it. LGBTs seethe because they know its true.

>>724891017
I'm not saying those weren't issues but the biggest problem was them forcing like 2-3 seasons of content into one so it comes across as ADHD non-sense. Also a bunch of other lazy nonsense writing wise but I'm not gonna waste my time to detailing every specific narrative fuckup

this is good but TWAU remains their best work

>Invisigal calls this a dad bod
this twink is like 12% body fat not counting bits swapped for scar tissue, what the fuck is that bitch smoking?

>>724891397
Well that and completely rewriting who the MAge that saved Jayce was and making Viktor Magic Jesus and Magic Satan instead of an insane Cyborg.
Honestly, just making wild magic void corruption, making Viktor need to replace his entire body with metal (both due to Jinx's rocket) and to slow/stop the corruption of his flesh would have been a lot better and not caused as many issues with the lore.
Other than that, condensing the Zaun/Piltover Civil War, Noxian invasion, and Jayce/Viktor plot into one season was retarded. Also the sin of timetravel and multiverses (Ekko's power was acceptable due to limited scale).

But Vi and Cait getting together, it immediately turning abusive, and ending with Vi on her knees in a prison cell while her sister goes off to kill herself is just such an out there turn; it's fucking hilarious that they got what they wanted in the worst way possible.

>>724891753
I blame the writers, even the artbook thinks he has a dad bod.

>>724891753
women (writers) don't actually know what a dad bod is

>>724840770 (OP)
Bottom but when she's blonde

>>724891753
Dads are all sexy twinks in this universe and she wants to call mechaman daddy

>>724882820
You’re not exactly in the wrong, just depends what kind of relationships you’re trying to build. I’m trying to make my Robert an “in the mud with them” kind of guy but given the scenario it’s not crazy to just say “yeah that crazy bitch punched me.”

>>724840770 (OP)
It depends.
Who has a bigger ass, Invisibitch, Mandy or BlazBlond?

>>724892297
Prism.

>>724892297
all i know is that it's definitely not visi lmao

>>724891753
she was just trying to neg him by calling him old.

>>724878835
Damn...she really loves *choice number 2*. I really hope she can keep up with her quiz every time a stupid question comes up in her mind because she sure as hell has where to choose from. Choices 3 through 10 are probably waiting. She dumped Phenomeman because the guy answered truly when he was asked an insane question. This is what a walking time bomb looks like

>>724892372
I do not like the way she talks and there are zero shots of her ass.
>>724892404
Yeah I don't think there's any female character hotter than BlazBlond.

>>724891753
increasingly moving the bar up for male body attractiveness is a pretty common female grift tbqh. it's kind of like how the cutoff for "short" used to be like 5'3" but now it's 6'.

>>724883913
Do you think he bullied Water Boy because he knows the second WB gets any combat experience he’s going to hard counter the shit out of Flambea for the rest of his life?

>>724892483
Robert is actually younger than her

>>724892738
really? I got like mid-30s vibes from him and mid-20s vibes from her.

>>724840869
eww

>>724891903
>zillenial dad's look like that
what a grim world we live in
>>724892297
BB>IG>"Mandy"
>>724892682
he is just tsundere for the only guy in the world with a self lubricating ass

>>724892812
yeah he's 26

>>724892297
>"Mandy"
Why the quotes?

>>724884041
It’s got sort of an Archer thing going on where there’s clearly modern technology available and in popular use but the aesthetic is still very 80s LA.

>>724849074
I hate being hardwired to seek companionship and being unable to get it, and videogames are not filling that hole anymore.

CELLS WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

>>724893021
he acts and sounds like a 40 year old divorcee though

>>724881191
put me in the screenshot

>>724893161
You're cringe.

>>724893134
to voice my disgust. what a shitty name. it even has man on it, "man-dy"
>>724893446
he mentions he almost kills himself with alcohol after his last girl broke up with him so close enough

>>724892812
Age gap is a no-no in current year.

>>724893021
But he's been doing the Mecha Man thing for at least 15 years. So if that's true he's been fighting crime since he was 11.

>>724885613
He has a naturally high Int score, despite whatever airhead dude bro act he puts on the guy is sharp. He almost certainly knows. I’ve seen other people guessing that he was making the big racket so that no one else could hear what the other two were talking about, which would make him pretty bro tier honestly.

>>724840770 (OP)
>nose ring
>bitch
>objectively the better character is the big man (but you end up being gaylord)
Any other options? Can you skip on romance completely?

Anyone got a spoilers link? Or can post it?

>People were caught off guard by the give Golem the chair scene
How? When I think "Give him the chair." I think WWE, slam the chair against his head, not give a seat.

>>724877982
It’s not a Suicide Squad situation, they’re all there by choice. It’s why Robert believes they can change.

>>724894228
faaat

>>724894159
they put another [GLASS HIM] in the game?

>>724891903
I’ve never really gotten the idea that Robert has been broken. Like everyone around him puts that on him but he never seems to have actually given up for a second.

>>724894228
hooly fuck
imagine if she didn't have the tights too ooooohhh my god I'm gonna cum

>>724840869
Based

>>724840852
fpbp

>>724893161
Probably has something to do with him doing his cool action guy voice all day while he’s in the robot even though it has the distortion effect anyway.
But really he was probably written to be older then they just slapped 26 on him so it wouldn’t be icky to the girl writers that he bangs Invisigal.

I wonder if they'll change this in the actual release 'cause the age and crimes are the same as Flambae but the height isn't

>>724891903
he's not a loser, he doesn't have a dad bod, and he's not "just a guy"
did these people like look at the final product before they shipped it?

>>724894946
>so it wouldn’t be icky to the girl writers that he bangs Invisigal
you couldnt be more wrong. dont read any book targeted at women, ever

>>724895274
why do women constantly mald on twitter over 30 year old dudes dating 20-25 y/o girls then?

>>724885897
I love the stare. Like even if he didn't mean it or wish it, there was absolutely a split-second where he considered grabbing Robert's throat and squeezing until his head came off like a wine cork.

>>724895674
>Phenomaman will remember that

>>724893021
He isn't, the 26 thing is from a unsourced wiki
The game never told us his age, we only know that he was mechaman for the last 15 years, putting him at least in his early 30's if he started at 15-16

>>724896448
but it is sourced and it's the official wiki

>>724883210
No. Like all good comedy writing everyone is speaking as if they have a 115+ IQ and take everything in stride, which makes things more fun but isn't realistic every day talking.

>>724883210
lmao
Normalfags are boring and don't have opinions worth discussing. If you want to learn to talk to people, learn to be like that.

>>724894159
Context clues are difficult for sub 100 IQ.

next chapter when

>>724897084
Wednesday

>>724885897
>>724887990
So he really is Harry DuBois but with the ability to fly.

>>724840852
Fpbp
Dispatch tranny shills btfo

>>724896552
Proove it, link and all

>>724896552
>>724898223
Nevermind I looked it
It's a fucking tiktok and just a meme, it's not a real statement
Until prooven right in the game, robert isn't 26

>>724840869
Based

>>724885897
This is cute

>>724893021
He talks and acts like he's in his mid 30s

>>724898371
official tiktok and wiki.

You're just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you're 40

it's sus how perfectly millenial unc coded this game is desu
like, the whole corporate supervisor / department manager role you're playing as a grizzled 'get shit done' veteran
dealing with an attractive and incompetent whytewymn middle manager younger than you who probably was picked for other reasons than rational qualifications
tard-wrangling dumbfuck zoom-zoom subordinates who can't tie their shoes
future islands slipping into the OP

guess it makes sense if all the writers and actors of this are in their 30s-40s

>>724896552
>>724898371
>>724900086
Makes no sense btw. It'd mean he started as mecha man since 11-12 years old. He also acts and feels like he is in his 30s, but with that info It'd also mean he is younger than fucking invisigal of all people when it doesn't feel that way at all.

>>724900086
If it's not in the game, it's not canon

>>724900616
Invisigal was totally 17 at first, then the devs saddlt realised that modern world was too gay for 17-30's romance

>>724894228
>>724894295
>>724894550
>blocks your path
>"Did you forget about me, Anon?"
Your response?

>>724894228
FAT
wouldn't've kissed that

>>724900771
How could I forget about the villain who destroyed my suit, put me in a coma, and ended my career?

>sold a million
bretty gud

>>724901394
She saved Robert from dying in the suit. She deserves a hero's reward.

>>724894383
It’s not quite as egregious, it’s actually kind of funny because the scene ends up playing out where you both figuratively and literally give the guy a chair.

I wanna know how he lost that chunk of his ear

>>724904386
Mike Tyson

I thought the start of CH4 was supposed to be a scripted failure because something like a half dozen assignments started popping up at once but looking at other playthroughs I guess my game bugged the fuck out??? Weird

>>724907270
ur just a shitter m8

>>724889027
How did you get that scene?

>>724840770 (OP)
god im so lonely

Just got done with episode 3, I've
been enjoying it so far but you can feel the lack of gameplay compared to telltale games.

>>724907723
its from episode 6

>>724907869
quite the contrary singe telltale games had no gameplay just forced walking segments that ruined the experience instead of improving it

>>724907671
There was quite literally more missions popping than I had characters so no

>>724907948
I just replayed TWAU, that game has an ass ton of quicktime event fights and chases, and ones where you can die or alter the events of the story even

>>724880724
She's Laotian

>>724908098
>I just replayed TWAU
I would never, ever, do this. I don't have suicide tendencies.
>or alter the events of the story
You did not play a telltale game.

>>724881191
Newfag

>>724908232
no she isn't nigga, you're literally the only one saying that.

>>724907723
It was in the game files. You can't see it yet.

>>724907887
No, its from episode 8.

>>724840770 (OP)
The one that actually acts like a woman and doesn't have a cow piercing on her nose.

>>724909730
So the cow piercing women?

>>724907778
It's honestly so pathetic how strong of a wish fulfilment "you can be there for an attractive woman and she'll love you for it" is and i'm even more pathetic for it working so well.

>>724840770 (OP)
>kiss Invisigal
>tell Blazer about the slip
>choose Waterboy
>Movie Night

I don't think I'll end up romancing Invisigal buttt Blazer needs to spend more than 72 hours getting over her breakup before going out with a subordinate. She also knew exactly what she was doing in Act 1.

>>724900616
This is the source for him being mid 20s on the other wiki, I haven't played the game so idk if it checks out

>>724840770 (OP)
Hi-Fi rush is better than this garbage.
it also has the advantage of being an actual game.

>>724840852
FPBP, we hate video games here.

>>724911440
It wasn't 72 hours.

They did 7 tests of the proto-pulse.
At 1 a day that's at least a week after the breakup considering the fact we learn about the breakup the same day the mech suit gets brought to the lab.

>>724912739
fpbp

>>724840770 (OP)
>Pick the cunty brown dyke

>>724840770 (OP)
Neither, both are shit.