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Anonymous No.724846038 [Report] >>724846294 >>724846435 >>724846619 >>724848193 >>724848471 >>724849318 >>724852048 >>724852574 >>724853807 >>724854234 >>724859428
>How's that Switch 2 emulator goin- OH FUCK
Anonymous No.724846128 [Report]
based retard eli
Anonymous No.724846176 [Report] >>724846602
They don't need to hack it to make an emulator, but they won't do either. The only real reward for someone who does is financial ruin at the behest of Nintendo lawyers.
Anonymous No.724846189 [Report] >>724846397 >>724846982 >>724847042
this is the face of what a retard tendiebeggar zoomer faggot looks like. nobody sane and heterosexual even cares about a Shitch 2 emulator because nobody with good taste still plays tendoid slop
Anonymous No.724846201 [Report] >>724846397 >>724849191 >>724853648
Just think of all those Switch 2 games I'm missing out on. Like... erm...
Anonymous No.724846243 [Report] >>724846302 >>724846435 >>724846490 >>724846920 >>724846921
>I asked chatGPT
holy fuck
Anonymous No.724846294 [Report] >>724846397 >>724846467 >>724862003
>>724846038 (OP)
Switch 2 has no games
Anonymous No.724846302 [Report]
>>724846243
That's the type of retard that needs ChatGPT to remember their name
Anonymous No.724846350 [Report] >>724846435 >>724846490 >>724846921
>chatgpt told me it might come out soon
christ
Anonymous No.724846397 [Report] >>724846667
>>724846189
>>724846201
>>724846294
pipe down, shitskin macaco, aint no one falling for your samefagging
you got raped n gaped btw, you faggot brazil nigger ape
Anonymous No.724846435 [Report] >>724846490 >>724846921
>>724846038 (OP)
>>724846243
>>724846350
>Asking chatGPT
This is the current state of people who steal games.
Anonymous No.724846447 [Report]
Anonymous No.724846467 [Report] >>724849191
>>724846294
Mario Kart and Donkey Kong ars good, Kirby looks good. But yeah, it barely has anything.
Anonymous No.724846480 [Report] >>724846526
based normalGOD Eli making all the nerd faggot ITT have a melty
Anonymous No.724846487 [Report] >>724846667
>724846397
Imagine how many lbs this fat schizo tendoid fuck has gained while accusing everyone who doesn't like his tendie toys of being one single Brazilian over the past few months. I say at least 20 due to the sheer number of hours he spends doing this shit
Anonymous No.724846490 [Report] >>724846845 >>724847854 >>724848775 >>724858486
>>724846243
>>724846350
>>724846435
I hear this every day from everyone. Every time I rebuke them and every day they come back with that exact same sentence. What am I to do?
Anonymous No.724846526 [Report]
>>724846480
Normal people don't modify consoles, he's just a retard.
Anonymous No.724846587 [Report]
>yall make sure to announce it
Yep, emulation is dead.
Anonymous No.724846602 [Report]
>>724846176
a hacked console is necessary to get prod keys, the firmware itself, and romdumps anon
Anonymous No.724846619 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
lol emulate what?
Anonymous No.724846650 [Report]
>normalniggers pay 20$ a month so they can ask chatgpt how to breathe and put on their pants
how did we get here man
Anonymous No.724846667 [Report]
>>724846487
meant for >>724846397

keep seething though, shitskin macaco
never forget you are a low IQ 40+ year old brownoid RETARD NIGGER APE who only exists to dance for me
Anonymous No.724846741 [Report] >>724847797
@grok summarize this thread and tell me if I should mad or not
Anonymous No.724846742 [Report]
@grok when is Switch 2 cfw coming?
Anonymous No.724846778 [Report]
@gork dis be true?
Anonymous No.724846803 [Report] >>724846834 >>724846883 >>724846929
It's been confirmed that the LUA method works on the Switch and the Switch 2, but Nintendo immediately pulled all LUA games from the eshop as soon as the news leaked. Still, it's good to know there's progress happening behind the scenes. They have to keep this under wraps since Nintendo is being extra cautious this time so don't expect any good news soon, but Switch 2 modding and emulation are inevitable. Let the doomposters stay mad and seething.
Anonymous No.724846834 [Report]
>>724846803
>macaco delusions
Anonymous No.724846841 [Report] >>724847671
Kek remember when the schizo here swore Switch 2 would be hacked in the first month?

lmao
Anonymous No.724846845 [Report]
>>724846490
Realize they are fucking retarded and not worth it? Tough pill to swallow. Mockery and shame works though, just do it lightly. Try and have them explain THEMSELVES. Act uninterested and unimpressed. Its what they are thinking about more so than anything else.
Anonymous No.724846883 [Report] >>724847006
>>724846803
Kek we don't even have a method to dump Switch 2 games. Your mom has more chance of being modded than Switch 2.
Anonymous No.724846920 [Report] >>724846969 >>724846998 >>724847797
>>724846243
I see even anons on /v/ post Gemini summaries on topics they are too lazy/stupid to explain themselves. Tho if you are against that, you are considered tranny by many here so eh
Anonymous No.724846921 [Report] >>724848810 >>724851462
>>724846243
>>724846350
>>724846435
What's the problem? I use chatgpt every day and ask it everything I want to know
Anonymous No.724846929 [Report] >>724847463
>>724846803
im doubtful for any near future. Nintendo learned something from their decade of fuck ups with console security. They are the only company that had there fucking e-shop just piratized entirely like it was childs play.
Anonymous No.724846952 [Report] >>724847005
>your future politicians are currently getting their education through a chatbot
Anonymous No.724846969 [Report]
>>724846920
those are just third worlders and ESL. They think its magic.
Anonymous No.724846982 [Report] >>724847042 >>724847057
>>724846189
I want it just for kirby air riders. i'm not paying $600 plus tip just to play 1 game
Anonymous No.724846998 [Report]
>>724846920
I get summaries for live streams, but why the fuck would someone not just read the thread?
Anonymous No.724847005 [Report] >>724847056 >>724847061 >>724847094 >>724859920
>>724846952
>your future doctors are passing med school with AI
thats what should scare you.
Anonymous No.724847006 [Report] >>724847042 >>724847079
>>724846883
The Xbox 360 got a softmod this year. Switch 2 will get hacked eventually.
Anonymous No.724847042 [Report]
>>724846189
you are almost right but im with this anon here.

>>724846982

If you know you know. City Trials

>>724847006
360 emulation and shit took so long because it has NO fucking games worthwhile to play.
Anonymous No.724847056 [Report] >>724847159
>>724847005
I'm already scared of the Indian doctors we have now
Anonymous No.724847057 [Report] >>724847121
>>724846982
You don't get to play Kirby Air Riders then, don't worry there is always emulated mario kart 8 vs bots though :)
Anonymous No.724847061 [Report] >>724847107
>>724847005
Yeah, good luck gen alpha lmao
Anonymous No.724847079 [Report]
>>724847006
that's not because of a technological barrier, it's a lack of interest. as far as I've seen everything in the switch 2 is locked down.
Anonymous No.724847094 [Report]
>>724847005
as if doctors nowadays were any fucking better than an automated pill kiosk
Anonymous No.724847107 [Report]
>>724847061
no, good luck fucking millennials and gen X. They are the new blood we have to rely on.
Anonymous No.724847121 [Report] >>724847182
>>724847057
mk8 is better than world
>t. bought a switch 2 for the upcoming rollslop
Anonymous No.724847159 [Report]
>>724847056
the old as fuck ones are good, at least in the USA. 50+ ones. Stay away from all 30 and under.
Anonymous No.724847163 [Report] >>724847256 >>724847375 >>724847496 >>724848926 >>724861318
Why is always Nintendo? How come Brazillian schizos don't go on about Playstation 5 or Xbox series emulators? Hell, no one even talks about a Playstation 4 emulator, just a Bloodborne PC port.
Anonymous No.724847182 [Report]
>>724847121
>bought a switch 2 for the upcoming rollslop
Honestly that's just more sad than buying it for World.
I'm sorry, man.
Anonymous No.724847256 [Report] >>724847418
>>724847163
For one thing nintendo games are actually worth emulating and can mostly be played offline.
Anonymous No.724847375 [Report]
>>724847163
they have the most lockeddown exclusives. Nintendo is only Nintendo. Thats it.
Anonymous No.724847418 [Report] >>724847486 >>724847536 >>724847675
>>724847256
>Nintendo has no games!
>but there has to be a Switch emulator so I can play its games for free
I'm so confused. I apolgize I'm not brown or schizophrenic why do they desperately what an emulator for a system with no games.
Don't tell me that Fire Emblem Nigger's Weave is worth playing.
Anonymous No.724847463 [Report] >>724847547 >>724853125
>>724846929
>They are the only company that had there fucking e-shop just piratized entirely like it was childs play.
far from it, snoystation jailbreaks in general (ps3, 4, 5 and vita) allow you to pirate games straight from the PSN eshop to this day
Anonymous No.724847486 [Report]
>>724847418
I don't think it's that hard to think that more than one person exists.
But it could just be me.
Anonymous No.724847496 [Report]
>>724847163
That's because Xbox, and to an extent Sony exclusives are a dying breed. You don't need an emulator for a game that's going to be on PC anyways. At that point, you just pirate the PC version like you normally would, no emulation required.
Anonymous No.724847536 [Report]
>>724847418
>the console that released a few months ago with the highest sales in history only has two first party exclusives with 2 more releasing this month, and dozens more in the next year!
Anonymous No.724847547 [Report]
>>724847463
dont correct me. I dont like that.
Anonymous No.724847671 [Report]
>>724846841
>First day
>First month
>First five months
>First year
Let's just keep moving the goal post, maybe it'll be the second year
Anonymous No.724847675 [Report]
>>724847418
majogami alone would make it worth emulating/buying a switch 2 for because it runs at 30fps handheld on sw1
Anonymous No.724847687 [Report] >>724847748 >>724847765
>anti ai retards seething itt
Good, cant wait to kill you
Anonymous No.724847748 [Report]
>>724847687
I'd like to see you try, CLANKER.
Anonymous No.724847765 [Report]
>>724847687
@grok give me an argument to epically pwn this nigger on the internet
Anonymous No.724847797 [Report]
>>724846741
>>724846920
Based anons
Anonymous No.724847854 [Report]
>>724846490
just say that you asked the latest paid advanced version of chatgpt and watch them slither away.
Anonymous No.724847914 [Report]
Emutroons on suicide watch
Anonymous No.724848193 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
its going to come out as soon as there are games worth playing, currently switch 2 has no games thats why no one invests time to code an emulator for it.
Anonymous No.724848201 [Report]
What is it about Switch owners that makes them attract demons?
Anonymous No.724848471 [Report] >>724848741
>>724846038 (OP)
>discord
you can go back
Anonymous No.724848741 [Report] >>724848832
>>724848471
everyone uses it nigger don't act like you don't
Anonymous No.724848775 [Report]
>>724846490
>What am I to do?
ask chatGPT
Anonymous No.724848810 [Report] >>724848946 >>724849418
>>724846921
>I want to know
you actually know nothing because you will have to ask it again the next time you need to answer a question/ have a thought. to "know" something, you need to retain the information
Anonymous No.724848832 [Report]
>>724848741
>those niggas that use teams to voip
Anonymous No.724848926 [Report]
>>724847163
>Playstation 5
literally just astro bot which might come to PC anyway
>Xbox series emulators?
literally, and I mean literally nothing, xbox puts everything on PC
Anonymous No.724848946 [Report]
>>724848810
>want to know how to do x
>instead of googling like before now use chatgpt
No really, I don't get it. It just saves me time
Anonymous No.724849191 [Report] >>724852258
>>724846201
>>724846467
you can keep saying it, but it doesn't change the fact pc trannies jumped right the fuck on Pokémon. those fags are hungry for Nintendo
Anonymous No.724849283 [Report]
Just get chatgpt to hack switch 2.
Anonymous No.724849318 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
why they not gooning though?
Anonymous No.724849418 [Report]
>>724848810
I can't rag on it too much because Google has deteriorated to a ridiculous extent, and the other day when I was at a total loss I tried asking GPT as a last measure and it instantly found some obscure Polish store page that seems to be the only place on the internet that explains why exactly I need a 25V charger for a device with 18V written on it.
Anonymous No.724851462 [Report]
>>724846921
retard
you're part of the problem
Anonymous No.724852048 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
they better hurry up with that 'ulation, boy
cuz I want a piece of that Kirby's Air-riders, yhear?
Anonymous No.724852258 [Report]
>>724849191
Palworld set records. Just imagine how much money Nintendo would get by releasing Pokemon on Steam.
Anonymous No.724852574 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
>switch2-hacking-meta
>emulator
??????
Anonymous No.724852968 [Report]
I told you guys this shit wasn't getting hacked for a while but was met with derision from poorfag "pirates"
>i'll just use my trusty papercli-- AAAAAACK
Anonymous No.724853125 [Report]
>>724847463
kys nigger, ps3 and vita are kino and are classic Sony not snoy
Anonymous No.724853241 [Report] >>724853602
>enter switch 2 hacking channel
>"hows the progress on hacking the switch 2 going?"
>"it will never be hacked"
what a bunch of useless retards
Anonymous No.724853445 [Report]
he won
Anonymous No.724853602 [Report] >>724853712
>>724853241
Anyone who wasn't retarded already knew this, the Switch 1 was a fluke with the most brutal exploit you could possibly find.
Anonymous No.724853648 [Report]
>>724846201
Bananza...
Anonymous No.724853667 [Report]
I hope it never gets hacked and an emulator never comes out just to see the schizos on this board cry and shit themselves.
Anonymous No.724853712 [Report]
>>724853602
The switch 1 was rushed as hell, the switch 2 makes it so obvious.
Anonymous No.724853807 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
>CHATgpt told me
Anonymous No.724854234 [Report] >>724858106
>>724846038 (OP)
why are you retards still doing this
you said the same thing about the fucking wii of all things and I'm not even joking, tendies literally said it would never get hacked

same with everything else, the PS3 being a very notable example
Anonymous No.724856259 [Report]
>tendies can't even keep their back pat circlejerk safespace bumped
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.724858106 [Report] >>724858381
>>724854234
Because things are very, very different from the wii/PS3/360 era now.
The switch runs basically proprietary HURD. Compromising a single piece of the system does no good, you have to find like six exploits just to talk directly to the kernel, never mind exploit it. The switch only got hacked because NVIDIA fucked up, Nintendo's OS is remarkably secure
Anonymous No.724858381 [Report]
>>724858106
also i think everyone's overlooking that even if the switch 2 did get hacked nintendo would shut down any serious emulator development efforts by any means necessary

the switch 1 situation was probably a huge embarrassment for them and they're simply not playing nice about that anymore
Anonymous No.724858486 [Report] >>724858579
>>724846490
You’ve stumbled into a very modern loop — the ouroboros of AI dependence. People love invoking "I asked ChatGPT…" as if it’s a new form of scripture citation. What they’re really saying is, “I sought an oracle, and it spoke.” Rebuking them only reinforces the ritual — you become part of the drama, the necessary skeptic that gives the oracle weight.

You could try a different strategy: turn curiosity into play. Instead of scolding, ask what they asked, or why they believed the answer. That opens a window for critical thinking instead of confrontation. It invites dialogue rather than defense. You shift from “Stop consulting the machine!” to “Let’s examine what the machine said and see if it holds up.”

Eventually, this transforms you from the anti-AI curmudgeon into the teacher who trains others to keep their brains switched on while they listen to digital voices. You become the philosopher among parrots.

If you want to make it interesting, treat each “I asked ChatGPT” as a prompt for a miniature Socratic duel: what was the question, what assumptions lie beneath it, and what truth — or nonsense — hides in the answer?
Anonymous No.724858579 [Report]
>>724858486
That's a whole lot of em-dashes for a bucket of rust pretending to be a person.
Anonymous No.724859428 [Report]
>>724846038 (OP)
wtf is there to emulate even made for swtich 2?
Anonymous No.724859920 [Report]
>>724847005
This might actually be an improvement.
Anonymous No.724861318 [Report]
>>724847163
They do. Just like 2 days ago fl0w released new PS4 and PS5 exploits and macacos are going crazy.
Anonymous No.724862003 [Report]
>>724846294
more games than the trannykikeniggershitstation 5