Thread 724864797

Besides AC3, how come colonial america is such a rarely used setting?

Don’t even need to do the revolutionary war when we had stuff like Jamestown/french-indian wars/fur trappers from france and so many other cool events.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I KILLED A BABY TODAY

I remember when /pol/ threw a fit over this guy because of some colonial dessert he made.

>>724864797 (OP)
what did he say

>>724864797 (OP)
>THIS DRINK IS CALLED "THE ORANGE RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
I mean, he might have been a little bit too much on the nose there if you ask me so myself

AN ORANGE FOOL
I HAD IT ALL IN THE PALM
AND I LOST IT TO
AN ORANGE FOOL

>>724864797 (OP)
the actual answer to questions like this is just opportunity cost and chance. game production is finite, many ideas will inevitably get neglected.

Townsends still the best.

>>724864797 (OP)
No semi or full auto weapons so normies wouldn't be able to cod run and slide 360 no scope bullshit. Wasn't it like 1 minute minimum reload time even for the fastest reloader? If you do FPS that is. Not really sure what kind of games you'd make. Did you have any ideas in mind that may work during those times? I also believe the whole "winning against native indians" would upset retards

>>724864797 (OP)
Because muh raysisum.

>>724865015
/v/ is still buckbroken all because he doesn't kiss the feet of our glorious pedophile leader.

sequel: never

>>724864797 (OP)
the conventions of the musket are too ingrained to the time period and it doesn't make for a good vidya weapon. a revolver is a cool period piece weapon you could make a game of, a musket is not.

>>724864797 (OP)
Boston is a soulless shithole with zero culture.

Most overrated city in America. Baltimore with better PR. I had to hold myself back from laughing too hard when the losers there desperately tried convincing me how supposedly European Boston is: "Look! We have a narrow cobblestone street!" and that they called themselves Irish.

>>724864797 (OP)
the less the cattle knows about their history the better

>>724865015
I remember when he threw a hissyfit because people were making his videos political after he himself started it

>>724864797 (OP)
Because it is a boring setting for the rest of the world.

F R U S T R A T E D

>>724865241
>so normies wouldn't be able to cod run and slide 360 no scope bullshi
sneering aside, could you actually make an action game around muzzle loaded blackpowder weapons? I think it'd be pretty offbeat. I can see revolvers or bolt action but not an elongated reloading animation for every shot.

>>724865015
>>724865262
>communists mad the people rightfully retaliated when he backstabbed our country and people and honor

I’M FRUSTRATED

>>724864797 (OP)
Orange fool...

>>724864797 (OP)
Imagine being a colonial pilgrim obsessed liberal....

>>724865015
He made a deser called orange fool, which is an actual desert and explained the historical significance around it, but polfags thought he was making fun of dear leader and started sperging out. To this day they still sperg out about it.

>>724865241
There were repeater rifles available back then but weren't adopted because mass production wasn't possible

>>724865532
Within 5 minutes of being in Boston I was almost killed by an African taxi driver running a red light as I was crossing.
His words: Watch where you're going, faggot.

>>724866338
there were not repeating rifles in colonial times.

>>724866297
It was a subtle jab and he expected his comments to be full of gay annoying libs saying "This orange fool is a lot better than a certain other orange fool", but instead the comments were "Better an orange fool than Hillary lmao" which inspired the "IM FRUSTRATED" video

>>724864935
Fpbp

>>724866205
Dem pork chops do look good tho

I cant believe that giga fat fuck is his son kek.

>>724864797 (OP)
Realistic historical settings only matter to the people that feel a cultural connection to it and most Americans ancestors came here after the revolution.

>>724866654
I thought he was sharing his success with his history autist buddy that is funny
They look the same age

>>724864797 (OP)
it isn't. there are dozens of strategy games based around the revolutionary war.

>>724866430
>Source: It came to me in a dream

>>724866430
Literal mental illness, seek a psychologist anon

I dream about butter chicken.

>>724864797 (OP)
because our society was taken over by jews

>>724864797 (OP)
Orange Fool!

>>724866975
Go check the comments right now and point to me all the "frustrating" political ones. 99% of them are redditors talking about fucking nutmeg

>>724865168
>he did after live stream reading old colonial ghost stories
>he read the book like a 5 year old with zero inflection in his voice
I lost respect for his ability to be good at anything.

>>724865015
he did the standard leftie thing
>push politics into something unrelated
>people complain
>WHY ARE YOU MAD I AM FRUSTRATED POLPOLPOL
they did the same with gaming, movies, etc

>THE FAT DISGUSTING ORANGE NAZI RETARD DESSERT
little on the nose there

My dream game is a Bloodborne 2 set in an alternative colonial america...

Ochre..
Tawny…
A shade of saffron….

>>724864797 (OP)
I take you're too young to remember Sid Meier's Colonization.

>>724864797 (OP)
AOE3 did a pretty good job with the colonial vibe desu
also i just got a new captcha for the first time, it had like 15 letters and numbers and i had to only type letters with a circle above them. that's weird

>>724867346
Get this nigga on ozempic jesus christ

>>724867346
In awe at the one on the right. Mainly because he's built like how fat guys during this period were, as rare as they are. That's commitment to a lifestyle

>>724867346
POOR ORANGE NIGGER DESSERT can get you THIS FAT?

>>724867085
Worse still he never made fun of Biden

>>724867346
WHOOOOOAAAAAAAA BUUUUDDYYYYYYYYYY

>>724864935
IT DOSEN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

>>724867072
what is wrong with this socialist traitor?

>>724867346
he gave birth TO THAT??

>>724867641
he's a big guy

>>724867167
this
when they say everything is political they mean every medium should push my propaganda not that you are allowed to be traditionalist

>>724868047
Its just the libs playbook, drop not so subtle hints to reinforce the narrative that your beliefs are status quo, and when pressed to defend your beliefs you abuse plausible deniability and call everyone crazy.

>>724867673
4 U

>>724865015
And they're still seething about it lmao
Miggers are subhuman

>>724867346
What a unit

>>724867346
Good lord, did the giant EAT his son?

>>724866654
>>724866941
>>724867641
I'm pretty sure they're not father-and-son.

Satsuma Schlub

>>724864797 (OP)
Well gamedevs are leftist trannies who hate America and its history so it's probably a good thing that they leave that genre alone. Such a game would be nothing but woke trash showing the colonists as evil racists who beat their slaves and scalp Indians.

>>724867346
I genuinely can't watch the videos where this guy is talking, his fucking mush-mouth combined with his constricted breathing is the audio version of staring at the sun for me.
I wonder if his sleep apnea machine is powered by a water wheel.

>>724869895
>I wonder if his sleep apnea machine is powered by a water wheel.

>>724867346
He ate the declaration of independence!

>>724871282
He looks like he ate the physical subject matter of it.

hesperidium huckster

>>724871410
Are you saying he ate the entire United States and all of the men who live in it (who are equal, which is self-evident)?

>>724866396
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_rifle

>>724865295
It's a damn shame, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that nuCA would ever make another game where you can play as white people shooting brown people.

>>724864797 (OP)
Age of Empires 3

>>724867346
absolute kino

>>724864797 (OP)
It's a really rare setting, but I don't know if I could do it. I grew up near Jamestown and have had everything about it drilled into my head since I was 5.

>>724872623
These are almost all conceptual and never met production.
Just because some schizo could make one on paper doesn't mean it was something that people could buy and use. You're being disingenuous and semantic.

>>724872636
>tfw no Total War Mesoamerica where you can have Aztecs and Mayans fighting against Conquistadors

>>724873175
There's about half a millenium between the downfall of the Maya and arrival of the spanish but ya know.

>>724866359
>Watch where you're going, faggot.
lol he assimilated perfectly

Orange man is indeed a fool

>>724867032
Are you FRUSTRATED?

>>724868838
You sound frustrated

orange CHUD

My fucking god this site is going to be sucking trump's chode beyond the grave. both his and 4chan's

>>724872875
Repeating rifles didn't magically conjur up out of thin air, you were supposed to use your brain on that one

>>724875637
They were hardly used even in the Civil War, again, you're being a semantic faggot because you said something stupid off the top of your head and now you think you have to try to explain it.

>>724873879
libtard
>>724875407
libtard

>>724864797 (OP)
Why should the formation of evil be celebrated?

>>724876103
>>>/x/

>>724876103
Is it immoral to support a child molester?

>>724876103
love these sorts of photos

>>724867346
He eats /v/ermin for breakfast.

>>724867346
Ryan isn't Jon's son wtf are you guys smoking. Ryan grew up in Kentucky. He mentions it all the time. I miss when Ryan and Josh were on the livestreams regularly.

>>724876727
based /tv/ chad

>>724876475
what's up with Elijah Wood?

I went back to community college at 28 and got an 18 year old classmate to come back to my place. We watched Townsends and indiana jones and I fingered her and then got disgusted with myself and stopped seeing her.

>>724876878
that's Natalie Mars

>>724867346
Ryan is a gigachad with a pretty wife and a bunch of kids who works with his hands every day. Let the man be a hamchad lardo if he wants.

>>724876929
Natalie clearly doesn't have a beard, otherwise it would be on Bill's face.

>>724876924
Nulybro, what the fuck?

>>724867346
Skinnier than Josef Spraytan