Thread 724896349

Buy Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle
Buy Donkey Kong Bananza
Buy Super Mario Galaxy 1+2
Buy Pokémon Legends Z-A
Buy Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller
Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera
Buy Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition for Nintendo Switch 2

>>724896349 (OP)
>take 10 year old
>turn her 20 something
>strip her down
>post it to video game board
why are you like this

>>724896349 (OP)
One piece reference in the background btw

I bought tickets to go to St. Petersburg for New Years with my girlfriend.

shit thread. OP you are a fake gamer.

>>724896349 (OP)
>buy trash games

err... no?

>>724896349 (OP)
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle
already did
>Buy Donkey Kong Bananza
already did
>Buy Super Mario Galaxy 1+2
already have 3d all stars
>Buy Pokémon Legends Z-A
debating it
>Buy Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
already did
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller
already did
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera
fuck no
>Buy Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition for Nintendo Switch 2
fuck no

>>724896349 (OP)
Regular gamers are talking about games and PLAYING games.
Tendies are talking about BUYING games kek

>>724896349 (OP)
Waiting for OLED Switch 2 and Splatoon 4 so I can buy

>>724896583
Nice anon. What's your itinerary? Also never relax

>>724896349 (OP)
Done
Done
Nope
Done, good game unironically
Done
Done, not really worth it if you have an OG pro controller
Nope
Hell no

>>724896349 (OP)
No.

>>724896349 (OP)
>buy buy buy buy buy
And then, my friend, we die

I spent another 100 dollars on uncensored doujinshi

>>724896349 (OP)
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera
>Buy Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition for Nintendo Switch 2
no

>>724896994
the new pokemon is good?

>>724897252
Much better than I thought it would be and far past the bad reputation it gained from culture warriors. Supposedly it runs well and looks fine on Switch 1 though so it's not necessary to upgrade to a Switch 2 for it.

>>724897160
Which one?

>>724896349 (OP)
>adult Pauline
YUM

>>724896349 (OP)
maybe if Nintendo ever drops the price. until then I'll just focus on the backlog

>>724896349 (OP)
done
done
eehhh...
nope
done
eehhh...
nope
nope

>>724896465
yeah, age-up is just wrong

>>724896465
To me she looks 14 to 15, like pic related.

>>724896927
Go to Moscow via Istanbul, do a day trip to Kubinka because I want to see some fucking tanks, take the train to Saint Petersburg, stay there for a bit, fly home.

>>724897607
these

>>724896349 (OP)
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle
>Buy Donkey Kong Bananza
>Buy Pokémon Legends Z-A
>Buy Nintendo Switch Online
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller

I bought all those but cyberpunk is a step too far anon.

>>724899019
>Wagashi
Be sure to thank your decensorer, anon. Great taste.

>>724899184
>>724899290
it's officially published in english, as far as I know it's just the unaltered original art and it even says you can't sell it in japan
somehow I learned these exist right when they did reprints of all the wagashi releases

>>724899673
Guess all attempts to scan and upload them onto sadpanda immediately get scrubbed then, huh? What a shame.

>>724896349 (OP)
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle
>Buy Donkey Kong Bananza
Already done. Not getting the rest listed though

>>724896349 (OP)
No thanks

>>724896349 (OP)
her tits should be big enough to rest comfortably in her lap and have her ice cream dripping on it.

>>724896465
>>724897892
Young Pauline is canonically 13. The image makes perfect sense as the way to draw her with a slightly different style. Imagine what she looks like up next to Mario anyway. She is about the right shape and size for a freshly pubescent girl that hasn't had a mushroom.

>>724899184
crazy how janky Cyberpunk was and that they could pull out of it just because of an anime adaptation

>>724899734
>>724899734
I don't know, I think this publisher is a lot smaller and more unknown than you would think
I mean I am a huge weeb pervert and I didn't even know until I stumbled across them getting sold at a con booth and found their website
they also have a site that has digital uploads of most (but not all, may be up to the artist) of the full doujinshi with a button that just takes you to where you can buy it if it's still in stock

all that is to say I think some are on panda but most probably aren't since it's simply not known they exist

>>724900553
Yeah I just realized after posting that that Wagashi doujinshi was already posted uncensored. Forget I even brought it up, my bad. https://exhentai.org/g/2358636/297ad5c006/

>>724900661
but the english publisher has it uploaded on their site too
it's just missing the newest wagashi release

>>724899976
>Young Pauline is canonically 13.

Too bad they gave her a 10 year old's body.

>>724901452
She has breasts with jiggle physics. It is really hard to see and this is the closest I have to a webm depicting it.

>>724896349 (OP)
that's a grown up 18 years old Pauline.... right...?

We need more Pauline. Why isn't there more Pauline?
I'm curious to know what the attach rate is for the camera. I can't possibly see it being that high. Maybe at the next investor's meeting we'll get an idea of how many people actually use Game Chat at all, let alone with a camera.

>>724902030
I feel like this is only the beginning of seeing her a lot more. I could see her being featured in Mario Kart World alongside other DK characters and costumes for Adult Pauline and Donkey Kong. I could see her being featured possibly even as part of Donkey Kong's character in the next Smash. I can even see her potentially being Donkey Kong's sidekick more if they decide to continue with stuff related to Bananza.

>>724902365
We can only hope this is the case. Mario Kart and Smash Bros would bring a lot of well-deserved attention to the character.

forced pedophilia

>>724896349 (OP)
why are you a pedophile?

>>724902030
>>724902365
Loli Pauline will replace adult Pauline in most future games

>>724904051
No

>>724904051
>>724904139
Nvm disregard my post I misread your post sorry. I love Loline.

>>724901818
Can you hook me up with your dealer? I want whatever drugs you're on that makes you see things that aren't there.

>>724896349 (OP)
I want to put my banana inside her

>>724896646
Pokemon is "decent" but not worth full price

>>724896349 (OP)
Tendies are faggots

>>724896349 (OP)
>>724896465
>>724897892
Ok, Let's see.

>>724896349 (OP)
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World Bundle
boughted the physical instead
>Buy Donkey Kong Bananza
>Buy Super Mario Galaxy 1+2
>Buy Pokémon Legends Z-A
>Buy Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller
okay
>Buy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera
>Buy Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition for Nintendo Switch 2
no

>>724896349 (OP)
I did every single one of those things except pay for the expansion pack. I’m not paying to play something I can already play on my PC for free.

>>724901818
wish i didn't know how animation skeletons deform meshes so i could believe this as well

>>724907402
It is art. What matters is what it looks like. Imagine if an official drawing of her nude body was leaked, featureless of course. If there was a little line that separated from the others and kind of looked like a slit, many would agree to view it as her pussy even if not intentional.

>>724907794
to me it looks like her clothing moves due to her back being bent affecting the mesh making up her clothing, not because her "breasts" jiggle.

DK Bananza just screams pedobait, considering the threads. The porn is all they care about.

>>724908471
And Nintendo is based for that

>>724908664
Whatever you say. Please stay away from IRL children, though.

>>724901818
I'm seeing no jiggle whatsoever.

>>724905730
i dont think you can post that anon

>>724909153
It isn't a good example

>>724909260
>>724909328
i thought i must have collected all the cyberjank webms by now but even after these many years i see some new ones. almost have 70 webms now

>>724896349 (OP)
No, i don't think i will.

>>724909260
There was a small town? out in the desert that had a gate or something blocking one of the roads and all the cars had to clip through it to keep driving.
Only ever saw the webm once and you can't find shit on youtube.

The switch has no games

>>724905730
for me it's 6.0