Thread 724909039

this is considered white in the US

>>724909039 (OP)
Wake me up when chang makes a nintendo DS shaped handheld PC with specs equal to or better than the LCD steam deck

GIVE
IT
BACK

>>724909039 (OP)
only 20 years late

Does it do stereoscopic 3D?

>>724909039 (OP)
poop hand lol

le buy le an le ad le

>>724909039 (OP)
>3DS "replacement"
>no 3D
Pathetic.

>no 3d
This ain't it Shitavius

give it back tyrone

>>724909160
Do you use wiimotes in 2025? No one cares about stupid gimmicks

>>724909039 (OP)
*the 2ds
This shit can't display 3d. Also not even that as this shit doesn't have a resistive touchscreen LMAO

>>724909240
So no…?

>>724909039 (OP)
*2DS, anon. 2DS.
I already have an Odin 2 and already played most of the DS and 3DS library because I was in college at the time and piracy was really easy.
It's a really cool device, but I can't justify getting one.

>>724909265
>this shit doesn't have a [inferior technology]
Good riddance

>sold my 3ds a few years ago because i needed to pay bills
>want to get another one just for the feeling of it in my hands but i know i'll never play it
is it really that hard to just make a mobile console with the specs of a phone? almost every modern phone can emulate up to gamecube era without issue and higher end phones can play full mmos and cod in HD

>>724909165
Actually they're only half Brown as you can see. I heard a Brazilian joke once that said God gave Black people lighter hands so they could hail a taxi in the dark.

>no 3D
Uh, yeah no this aint it unc

>>724909327
Resistive is superior to capacitive for gaming with a stylus, thougheverbeit.

>>724909357
poop is poop cant unpoop that shit dawg

>>724909192
This. Did you retards itt really sell or lose your 3DS? Glad I kept mine.

>>724909240
>We're now approaching the era where kids are playing Wii games without Wii motion controles
Damn, it really was a "should have been there" kinda thing.

OP's pic doesn't do 3D, then why not stick to citra in a PC?

>>724909432
I almost felt bad for him, but then I noticed he looked Indian. Am I a bad person?

>>724909432
damn what a bitch
I hate jeets but these are just kids, imagine being that fucking dramatic over being touched, just ignore him and move on

>>724909039 (OP)
Nah. I'll stick to the real thing.

>>724909630
What purpose does it serve anyone to make an AI image of someone holding a 3DS?

left would use ayn thor
right would use legitimate nintendo ds

>>724909701
My guess is that anon wanted to bait with le brown hand but he doesn't actually own a 3ds. The things some people do just for a couple (You)'s man...

>>724909160
>>724909192
Enter

>>724909828
I can't refute the abxylute

>>724909039 (OP)
Name? Price? Is the 3DS emulation free of stuttering/massive bugs?

>>724909623
>>724909585
I dont feel bad because that kid is way too old to be walking up to people and touching their hair like that. Is it their culture or something?

>>724909039 (OP)
i have one of those, it's ok
my only android handheld

>>724909432
chuddy had to learn

>>724909327
Enjoy your input lag then.

>>724909039 (OP)
>Bro just spend the exact same amount as a used 3DS to have less 3DS features then the 3DS.

>>724909039 (OP)
- Double the native input lag
- Meh compatibility
- Shader stutter
- Will forever mark you as being too brown to afford an actual 3DS (I have three)

>>724909039 (OP)
>Just have a dedicated redundant screen that takes up space, adds weight, and is only required to play the 4 good 3DS games.
Explain why I wouldn't just buy the retroid second screen attachment considering I'd be using this device for 99% of the time on anything but 3DS

>>724909039 (OP)
May you get caught.

>>724909039 (OP)
>another brazilian showing off his chink hardware just to play stolen nintendo games
I can smell the mud and musk.

>>724911310
>- Will forever mark you as being too brown to afford an actual 3DS
But is the same price as used 3DS these days except does way more

>>724912159
>play
Nah, just taking screenshots of the title screen before turning it off.

>>724909764
Accurate

>>724909039 (OP)
can you use your ds/3ds cartridges on it?

Why does /v/ hate it its badass you can have 4chan on the bottom screen while emulating

>>724912312
Does it do 3D?

>>724912604
No but neither did the 2DS/2DS XL and nobody complained

>>724912560
I don't hate it but like I said, the input lag and shader stutter especially are a pretty big deal. If there was a way to overcome those I'd probably buy one to put next to my three 3DSs.

>>724912678
They were made specifically for children because parents were afraid of damaging their eyesight, of course they didn't complain.

I still have my 3ds, I guess I do understand the consideration if you're forced to buy a used one since prices nowadays aren't friendly. I feel like I can't trust the build quality of any chinkheld over $50, if I ever get anything like this it's probably a steam deck since valve is a real company you can call up and bitch at if your device dies.

name?

>>724909432
Please dont post her on here.
She already gets enough hate at the other place

>>724909039 (OP)
3DS form factor is rancid. Crab claw thumb pain.

>>724913175
Emiru is so pretty, I'm sad she got raped in those AI videos. Does anyone have them?

Watching how it is like 10x more powerful than the actual 3ds to be able to emulate it I wonder what would native games look like. Can it plays shit natively?

>>724909039 (OP)
Games like ouendan and other DS and 3DS games that require fast swipes and taps with the stylus are unplayable on that thing. The DS and 3DS will be superior until a chinese handheld can make a better touch screen.

>>724909432
>>724909585
>>724909623
Every jeet that you hate started out as a kid doing shit like this.

>>724909828
If I ever saw someone playing this I would snap a photo of them to mock them online while including either my shadow or reflection in the shot so people could then turn around and mock me

>>724911280
*vastly more features but a few less 3DS-specific features
>>724912349
kek

>>724912876
>They were made specifically for children
Gonna wait for you to realize the irony of using this as criticism while talking about consoles and games that were made specifically for children

>>724913952
>but a few less 3DS-specific features
Yes, so why did OP say "renders the 3DS obsolete"?

>>724911280
It has more features minus the 3d and touch screen delay. The 3d gave me eye cancer anyway so I never used it. Its great with the oled and upscales.not so much on anything that needs 1-1 bottom touchscreen input. Even though some are working on it I don't consider it a dealbreaker as the games I played were mostly rpgees anyway.

>>724909432
Disgusting roach. He's a natural born rapist.

>>724913364
>Watching how it is like 10x more powerful than the actual 3ds
Which makes it funny that it still can't play every 3ds game since the emulator sucks

> youve heard of ChinkDS before.... But youve never heard of ChinkVITA !!!

srsly guys, im not brown but this shit is awesome. I play all my ps2 games here

>>724914112
Because /v/ OPs aren't for sincere and honest statements
>>724914652
>t. dog-owning white woman talking about any male below an 8/10

>>724909192
This wtf, the console is called 3DS, why would you do a copy without the main fucking point of the og?

>>724915005
>the main fucking point
You mean the games? I thought you guys hated pointless gimmicks.

>>724909192
>no [thing I use for 2 minutes before turning it off because it fucks with your eyes]

>>724909039 (OP)
>250
>Just buy the 2DS copy for 100 more than a new 3ds xl
LMFAO, you guys really have brain damage

>>724915103
I can emulate the games just fine for free anywhere

>>724915103
Then buy the 3ds for less money?

>>724909039 (OP)
This chintzy little thing can run cemu?

>>724915403
Barely. It can't even play every 3ds game, let alone most wiiu games.

>>724912560
>you can have 4chan on the bottom screen while emulating
why would you want that

>Emulator
Cope

>>724915783
Cope with this rope you fucking dope

>>724909039 (OP)
That's not even a ds game. What a fucking fail

>>724915783
this pepe's too black, you can't post it.

>>724909039 (OP)
G...ive... it b...a...c..k...

Can your 3DS play Gravity Rush? Yeah didn't think so

>>724909545
check the skin color on OP's pic

>>724916206
I think its cool anon . I own a difrent chinkheld aswell

and i hate niggers

>>724916206
thanks for reminding me to put pokemon rom hacks on my vita

>>724915168
Most 3DS fans played with 3D turned on. Not our fault chinkheld shills have pussy eyes.

>>724909623
>I-IT'S JUST A CHILD
stfu retard. the adults can't clean themselves, you think they clean their shitlets? also my 2 year old is more experienced with the toilet and she can't even get on it by herself

Oh looks neat maybe I'll chec-
>No cameras
>Can't play cartridge games
>Have to jump through hoops to make multiplayer work
Pass.

>>724916206
>that hand
give it back. badass looking device though, I bought a 3ds this year for a steal but if I didn't I would've bought one of these on launch

Post your arthritis diagnosis in four years, Thorfags.

>>724916719
>cameras
for what purpose you mentally ill retard
>tendoid buyfag
>muh multiplayer
it's a fucking emulator machine dipshit

>>724916906
>Multiplayer
Then what the fuck are me and my wife's boyfriend supposed to do together while we wait for her to get ready to go out?

>>724916906
>for what purpose you mentally ill retard
For the games that use it, you fucktard. Go ahead and play Bravely Default without a camera, just ruin it why don't you?

>it's a fucking emulator machine dipshit
And one that I don't need, much less one that "renders the 3DS obsolete".

is this the new soldya boi console?

>>724916906
>buyfag
The fucking irony on these chink shills

>>724917057
>Go ahead and play Bravely Default without a camera
You are joking, right? You can't be seriously arguing the camera is important there

>>724917105
Yeah

>>724910180
>>724913781
Use your eyes, blind niggers. The retard kid stepped in too close and waved awkwardly. Go air out your frustrations somewhere else, maybe Reddit.

>>724917057
I did play Bravely Default without using the camera this year. isn't it just the AR card gimmick shit that people with modded 3ds obviously don't own? Who the fuck cares. they released the shit on switch 2.

>>724916365
yeah he looks american, what about it?

>>724917293
Shut the hell up jeet

>>724917539
>yeah he looks american, what about it?

>>724917683
>Shut the h-AAAAACCCKKKK!!!

>>724917818
>didn't even deny it
Relax brown boy

these things all have terrible input lag except for the odin 2 portal

>>724917293
No, that's just the way he tried framing it after getting caught.

>>724917891
The trap has been sprung and you're in its jaws.

>>724909039 (OP)
>No actual 3D

>>724909432
poor fella never had a chance

>>724909039 (OP)
Isn't it amazing how quickly technology progresses when the world doesn't wait on Nintendo

>>724909039 (OP)
why does he look so filthy?

>>724918784
If it exists to emulate Nintendo games it's still waiting on Nintendo.

>>724917057
When the fuck had the camera been important in BD? It's only ever used as a useless gimmick to show your face during the final battle.

>>724914112
There are options to emulate the 3D in Citra and its only living fork, Azahar(avoid non plus version), though the only cheap one is the heavily-reduced-color mode of the old red and blue glasses. All other options require an actual 3D display.

>>724915005
>*Blocks your path*

>>724919225
>It's only ever used as [ludokino]
Exactly

>>724919104
Well no we got the technology after the game's existence. Waiting for Nintendo to give us hardware worth a shit, if ever, is what I was saying.

>>724919352
>nintendo missed the point of their own console so that means it's ok
You're an idiot.

>>724919513
Speaking personally, the 3D gave me migraines so I genuinely don't care about using it

Sorry I will only play on real hardware not emulation shit.

I'll play the 3DS library when in 10 years china makes an IPS full gamut 400 nit screen upgrade for modders.

>>724919513
>The point
The point was making a handheld to follow up the DS, the 3d gimmick didn't do shit for it other than to be something to slap on the box and sell to idiots

>>724919513
>"nintendo missed the point of their own console"
>Was only utilized at its fullest potential by 2-4 games at best
>Was only a optional feature that wasn't game-changing whatsoever
Didn't first party lineups end up dropping it at some point?

>>724916704
you are an evil subhuman. please do everyone a favor (including your fictional child) and blow your brains out at your earliest convenience.

>>724920049
Please be redeeming the suicide saar

>>724909039 (OP)
Does it have a 3D screen though. All I want is one of these with a 1080p 3D screen

>>724909039 (OP)
Return that stolen ds jamal

>>724916206
chinkhelds falling for the all-glass meme was a fucking mistake

>>724909240
I am using Nintendo switch joy cons right now which are basically wiimotes 2.0 I don't know why people think wiimotes died

3D is as much as a gimmick as HD by the way

>>724909039 (OP)
>tfw i'm gonna have to pick one of these up to play Bravely Default because Nintendo aren't releasing it on the original Switch and i'm not paying extortion prices for a Switch 2
it's a shame my actual 3DS doesn't have the good panels. i'd been putting off looking for one with better panels but now i'm glad i did because these emulation machines don't have the Nintendo backend baked into them that i'd have to fight with to sign into and everything.

>>724920585
>3D is as much as a gimmick as HD
I don't see 3D TV's around anymore, do you?

>>724921065
3D TVs died because they were too expensive and died right when the technology was actually good for at-home 3D.

>>724916206
>gemini logo
So you used ai to turn your hand black... why

>>724921350
3d tv died because it was a novelty that added nothing more than being some sort of conversation opener
>Hey Bill I heard you got a new TV
>Yeah it's got 3D
>Cool
That was literally the only thing it was ever good for

>>724921065
That's utterly irrelevant to what I said.

>>724921681
No it isn't, because HD wasn't a fucking gimmick it was a genuine improvement on everything that existed already you stupid fucking retard

>>724921543
Bro I'm sorry you were born with only one eye
But you have to trust me, us two eyers aren't lying about the 3D we can really see it

>>724909630
>Nigga doesn't own a 3DS
How does it feel to be poor Ivan?

>>724912312
The 3DS is expensive because there's no hardware that does exactly the same thing. There's new dual screen emulation devices but you need to spend much more for hardware that can properly emulate the 3ds right now. The ones on the same price point as a 3ds can't emulate it properly plus the real 3ds can connect to Pokémon Bank so if you want to transfer your Pokémon you need the real deal.

>tfw I got a 3ds XL two years ago for 90 bucks and now they are going for 200+
Wtf happened?

>>724922801
They become nostalgic.

>boots up odin 2 portal
>plays 2ds, 3ds, switch, ps2 games on a epic 7 inch OLED screen
hmmm... nope... dont think i need a inferior handheld

>>724919513
>>724915005
Devs literally stopped bothering with 3d effect at the later stage of 3DS lifespan.

>>724909039 (OP)
For me its the vita

>>724923796
Vita, my beloved. I don't play it as much as I used to, Steam Deck took its place as the ultimate do everything handheld for me but it will always have a special place in my heart. Plus fuck Sony for never supporting it.

>>724923796
I can't believe that Vita took a picture of itself
AND it's a Chiefag!

I love my 3DS but I always felt that the joystick and buttons are way too small.

>>724909039 (OP)
so is this just running an emulator and if so which one because citra is an incomplete piece of shit

>>724924562
Wind Waker HD is cemu

>>724920549
Why do glass haters throw their handhelds on the floor all the time?

>>724909432
brutal

>>724921516
Nta but anons respond more to brown hands. Some kind of weird obsession y'all folx got.

>>724920049
stay seething, Parth. she'd also beat you in an arm wrestling match.

Explain why you think you need more than a PSP and a 3DS.

>>724909432
Chud in the making

>no resistive touchscreen
>no 3D slider
>analog sticks and not circle pads

>>724925608
>good thing
>good thing
>good thing
Man, what a great product

>>724909039 (OP)
How good is the Wii U/Switch emulation?

>>724925681
No, bad thing, especially on the resistive touchscreen. Capacitive touchscreens suck fucking dick for styluses unless the stylus is powered, which is avoiding the problem. You want resistive touchscreens for DS and 3DS games that heavily utilize the touchscreen.

>>724925323
Why do glass lovers love seeing their oily fingerprints and their ugly face in the reflections?

>>724925714
>for styluses
"I'm gonna use the best stylus that exists" active styluses cost like 3 bucks and I already had one anyways

>>724925714
You're going to buy a stylus anyways.

>>724925807
>charging my stylus
i am now leaning heavier towards a resistive screen where i don't have to charge my fucking stylus

How much will i get raped by import taxes if I order one as an european?
Afaik ayn only ships from usa

>>724925729
why are you ugly?

>>724925905
That's only if you're absolutely nitpicky about the styluses, which you are, considering how most games you can play fine with your finger. Hell, a lot of people used to do the same thing to the actual console back in the day

>>724925550
These women were all raped according to emiru

>>724926137
Usually because they lost their stylus and couldn't go to a game store. A lot of the DS's identity is the stylus and that kind of fine control makes a lot of games not awkward. The fingertip or fingernail is a last resort option for when you've got literally nothing else

>>724926305
I don't think that's the case outside a handful of games that most people (I'm more likely to play Pokemon or Castlevania than anything of the sort) don't really play

>>724909039 (OP)
Give me that back.

>>724913257
>She's so pretty
>The pretty face in question: -_-
Get a life.

>>724909039 (OP)
Emulators always cause input delay, though. As do operating systems, like Android.
Not to mention this doesn't have 3D, the resistant touch screen, or the correct aspect ratios for either screen.
How does it render the actual 3D obsolete, exactly?
Is this kinda like how the RE4 remake renders the original obsolete?

>>724929337
the actual 3DS*

>>724909764
Stop associating Konachan with the /v/eddit cancer girl.

>>724909432
benchod

>>724925550
>behind the knee, maybe

>>724917943
why the odin 2 portal specifically? because of the 120hz screen?

Weird enough I own the majority of the games worth playing in the 3DS because I used to collect anything interesting that came out.
It's pointless to emulate, except if there is a new fantranslation of an obscure JP Only game.
Also, I fear that 2D stuff like Project X Zone 1/2 would look like garbage in 4x.

>>724909039 (OP)
Resistive screen?

>>724929337
>Does not have 3d
Good, thats a plus
It always was an useless gimmick that bloated the hardware price. Turned it off day1

>less features...le good!
Chink shill aren't sending their best

>>724909039 (OP)
Just ordered one. This thing better be good enough for me to stick with a year or two. I didn't like the steam decks weight and size so im hoping this is perfect with a grip snapped on.

>>724909039 (OP)
Love the concept, but fuck these full-glass pieces of shit. Matte plastic on everything but the screen, please. I don't care if they're just trying to go for that "iPhone look", just please, chinkheld engineers, pls stop.
Also, DS/3DS games just don't feel right with capacitive touchscreens, so I'd rather just cobble together a DS from parts and play DS/3DS on a real system than deal with capacitive styluses.

>>724911280
That thing can play all the way up to Switch games and you can do shit like playing Gamecube upscaled with black frame insertion on the top screen while watching porn on the bottom screen.

>>724926269
Based
That was the biggest nothing burger of a controversy I ever saw

>>724909828
Does it have a second screen?

>>724933497
That one doesn't. The gimmick is that it's a glasses-free 3D display.

>>724932916
>3DS (nintendo)
:O

>2DS (nintendo)
:O

>2DS (chink)
I suddenly have standards

Stop shilling this shit

>>724933957
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT IT DOWWWWNNNNN

>>724933576
In that case it sucks of 3DS(Dual Screen) games and is not a replacement for one.

>start getting into all the hype new handhelds that were coming out 2 years ago.
>spend like 600 bucks because I would buy one and then shortly after find a better one that I really wanted to try, repeat a few times
>realize playing on any handheld is basically always worse than just emulating things on a pc with actually enjoyable controls and a nice screen

>nigger posts stolen technology
>again

>>724909039 (OP)
>having to buy somthing to emulate
yeah no, ill stick with my 3ds I already have

>>724933918
I have standards because 2ds plays more 3ds than android does lmao

>>724934178
The right handheld has a nice screen and controls though. I do wish there would be an Nvidia Shield Portable successor, it was the most comfortable highest build quality gaming thing I've ever held. Just flawless.

>>724909039 (OP)
That hinge will last a year if you're lucky but just like all chink handhelds you'll probably toss it into a drawer and forget about it long before that happens

>>724934342
But can your 2DS play PS2 games at 15fps? Thought so faget lmao
Enjoy your brick

>>724909240
I'll take that as a no then

>>724911310
That thing is more expensive that a 3DS

>>724909623
>dramatic
lol fuck no
more like disgusted

>>724926269
Rent free

>>724911280
this

>>724909160
>only way to cope is feigning anyone cares about the shitty 3d gimmick
lmao, i've seen this more and more, my guess is you're worried about not being able to resell your shitty used 3ds'

>>724925447
GameCube and N64?

>>724909039 (OP)
actually this will be rendering my steam deck obsolete

>>724914974
why do browns love these handhelds so much

>>724938559
Piracy machines.

>>724909240
>>>>>he doesnt know

>>724909545
Kids were using gecko codes to avoid waggle on real hardware, nevermind Dolphin keeping up with Wii. You were just one of the special ones.

>>724913257
In my day, Emiru stood for someone actually pretty and not a plastic bug.

>>724925447
Neither have good games.

>>724938713
M-MODS..

>>724938309
Kek the projection here is wild, you're bitter you didn't buy a 3ds which are now expensive as fuck and you're coping by downplaying how cool the 3d was. It's actually the opposite, I need a cheap alternative because I want to be able to play 3ds games after my ancient one dies. 3ds without the 3d is meaningless

No one in the history of mankind ever cared about 3D which was trash, and n2DSXL is widely regarded as the best model without it.

>>724909039 (OP)
>No 3d
In the bin. My 3ds is broke, why is everyone too scared to make a real replacement

>>724919352
Yeah, and this are less than 100 bucks. What's your point?

>>724933918
>3DS/2DS
Games work
>Chink cheap emulator
Can't even do full speed on half of the titles and no 3d while more expensive

>>724915168
>because it fucks with your eyes
genetic dead end detected

>>724915783
I'm currently in the process of selling most of my old hardware because I'd rather just emulate than spend my life maintaining a fleet of time bombs.

>>724941013
I buy, where are you selling?

>>724941013
>spend my life maintaining a fleet of time bombs.
You don't own a single one

>>724938713
based

>>724909039 (OP)
can you emulate Ps1 and Ps2 games on it?

>>724909432
Can you blame him for trying?

>>724941559
The NEC tokens went bad on my PS3 while it was in storage, one of my Xboxes had its DVD drive seize up, I've had motherboard capacitors just start bloating up randomly. If you think any failures won't happen to your gear then you're coping.

>>724941725
The lite might slightly struggle playing some ps2 titles but the base might play almost all ps2 games at 60fps. The base can play switch games too pretty well if I remember correctly.

>>724941932
I've already recapped most of my older systems, I'm not going to "spend my life maintaining them"

>Buy chink handheld #878947498
>It gets replaced by a new one 2 months later
Its crazy how they contribute to e-waste with such a useless niche device. Doesnt help that all bigger companies like Asus are also starting to flood the market with handheld pcs.

>>724941932
3DS and Switch games are especially bad because they're rewritable eMMC, not maskrom. If you don't insert them into a console and read back every one in full at least once every few years they just develop uncorrectable errors.
Vita carts also probably suffer the same issues.

>>724942052
I hope you switched them to tantalum caps instead of electrolytics.

>>724942052
I recapped the bad boards too, but it's not a guarantee of anything working forever.

Should I buy this even tho I already have the deck?

>>724942079
ROM can go bad too, plenty of hardware appears dead due to bit rot

>>724909240
>Do you use wiimotes in 2025?
The only way a white man should play Super Mario Galaxy 1+2, Metroid Prime 1+2+3 and Sin and Punishment 2.

>>724916682
nigger i put 2000+ hours into my 3DS and anon is right, 3D sucks dick
i wonder if the New 3D is better enough that it's usable for a long time. never used a New console, still have my 3DS and 3DS XL tho

>>724909764
>left became a total normalfag with friends
>even though the entire point of her character was to be this weirdo coomer stinky neet autist girl
How do you fuck up this badly?

>>724942307
>never used a New console
yep, here is the problem

>>724909240
>Do you use wiimotes in 2025?
yes, I use original consoles on a big CRT

>>724909118
Were probably less than two years away from that at this point

>>724942264
Yeah, but maskrom takes a LOT longer to go bad compared to eMMC.

>>724942517
Not gonna happen. You may get close in specs with some idiot overpriced ayaneo, but the software is just fucked.

>>724916206
I have a 3ds and a Vita. Chink shit that will break in 3 weeks doesn't make anything obsolete.

>>724941998
Based moe enjoyer

>>724942352
The only thing it changes is that it has eye tracking.

>but this doesn't have 3D!
The 3D feature is such a meme. I remember using it while playing NSMB 2 and my eyes began to hurt after 15 minutes. I have 20/20 vision.

>>724909118
Wait, you were talking x86 and not ARM. Already happened and they're doing another, no battery life, starting at $1k.

>>724942642
BASED

>>724942307
Everyone who hates 3d hates it because they bought the shitty prototype hardware

>>724942936
It's so good they released the New 2DS XL without it and 3D at all, then it went to be a hit and the defacto definitive model of 3DS.

>>724943004
Literally all you need in one picture

>>724909039 (OP)
>ARM
I'm not buying a phone in a ds form, it's limiting as fuck

>>724943163
Stop coping about the fact you never experienced 3d, it's embarrassing

>>724943253
You will not rewrite history, swarthy.

>>724925550
Back of the knee, maybe?

Actually planning to purchase new 2ds xl, mainly for aliens: infestation, zombie BBQ and advance wars
Can you advice me some good games anons?

>>724909118
wakie wakie

>>724942079
>because they're rewritable eMMC, not maskrom. If you don't insert them into a console and read back every one in full at least once every few years they just develop uncorrectable errors

So that's why my copy of Dark Spire wouldn't work despite being in a drawer for years...

>>724943298
You can still buy a new 3ds, there's no need to cry about sour grapes for the rest of your life

>>724909039 (OP)
so how many hours of battery it has compared to the 3ds, a decade + older console?

>>724909039 (OP)
Glossy handhelds are gross, they're fingerprint magnets. I'll stick to my matte N3ds.

>>724943298
I literally don't remember anyone caring beyond "oh hey, it's solid and cheap." Who are you trying to fool?

>>724943643
You should get that dementia checked then. It was superior to N3DSXL in every way, the battered housewives buying every model were glad to have an XL they could hold without compulsively wiping and having the paint chip off again.

>>724909432
Insects.

>>724909039 (OP)
But can it actually play 3DS games? Since the last time I checked 3DS emulation was SHIT, and we're talking about a handheld device and not a desktop computer.

>>724917026
is that video supposed to be satire? I can't even tell anymore

>>724909623
Evil is genetic, else the expats and following generations wouldn't be fucked up.

>>724944131
Yeah, if you can live with the latency, it's tolerable for someone who can't be bothered to look it up as you'll just hit the platinum compatibility Pokemon and monhun entries.

>>724944187
Sounds like you're better off hunting a used 3DS then

>>724909039 (OP)
These chicks are getting desperate, 99% of these devices are just gimmicks that make zero sense design wise and are only there to bait consoomers into overpaying some shit amd apu.
What the fuck is the point of having 2 screens? half of ds/3ds games work on the assumpion that the 2 screens are the same size, that you have a pen to use for the bottom screen, and that the gap that separates them is as small as possible to give a continuous image.

>>724909118
to do... what? playing 3ds games on a device 15 times more powerful than it needs to? or playing other games on a device that has a useless bulky second screen that drains battery life for no reason?

>>724944262
Yes and no, 3DS is fucking miserable, you will hate playing anything on it, guaranteed. Only those battered and callused should go down that path, while this has real sticks, a screen that isn't shit and human resolutions to offset the downsides.

>>724942234
No, stay with the Deck. Trust the plan.

Its kino

>>724944369
That's ARM, 'tardo.

>half of ds
Not even in its first year, 3DS didn't do it at all.

>>724944435
Weird cope, but OK

>>724944730
By all means, ignore the warning and join the club, it's a consensus for a reason.

>>724909532
>gave my old hacked 3DS to my nephew
>he was really into that shit for a few weeks
>then he just "lost it"
At least I can use it as a justification to never, ever borrow anything of value to that fucker.

>>724944863
>it's a consensus
uh huh

>>724944663
>pedantic faggotry
sorry, replace that with "overpaying some shit ARM processor that can't even play windows games without some broken emulation layer"

>>724909240
>comparing a unique method of input that spawned inferior copycats to a gimmick that adds literally nothing
huh?

>>724945085
>playing not 3DS games bad
>playing not 3DS games good
Make up your mind already, brown.

>>724917057
>>724919397
My man, I enjoyed the kino in BD camera use back when it released, but seeing my grown ass face pop up nowadays is just cringe. That was kino when I was a teen.

>>724909240
literally every controller developed since then has motion controls

>>724945146
who are you quoting? read my post again and then hang yourself.

>>724909039 (OP)
>no 3D
>no streetpass

>>724932546
120hz OLED screen they use is super good. It has lower input lag than steam deck OLED.

>>724909039 (OP)
WHY ARE YOU BLACK?

>>724945315
>literally every controller developed since then has motion controls
And they all have worse battery life and latency for it without even using it. A tax us humans have to endure to placate brand loyal cattle like you.

>or playing other games on a device that has a useless bulky second screen that drains battery life for no reason?

>>724909039 (OP)
>arm
oh.
>snapdragon
yuck.
>android
disgusting. It's just a shitty phone running massive bloatware.

>>724942936
>The only thing it changes is that it changes everything.

>>724945390
You say this like it's an accomplishment for a 120hz screen to be faster than a 90hz screen.

>>724945805
It has lower lag using emulation than steam deck playing native.
If you play native Android games it would be even faster.
HDR OLED is nothing to snooze at its fast and super vibrant when they don't cheap out. Rest of these chinkhelds are using garbage lcds full of lag and they suck at HDR with their low dimming zones.

>>724945941
>It has lower lag using emulation than steam deck playing native.
lol, not even reading the rest, get swallowed by an escalator.

>>724945447
the only contradiction i see is in your argument.
>by the way, motion controls are a stupid gimmick that nobody wants
>yes, everyone wants it but i don't like it! it reduces battery life and increase lag! (it doesn't, polling rate in modern controllers is much higher and i don't even know what you are comparing battery life with, older controllers weren't even wireless and the dualshock 3 battery last forever despite the motion sensors)
someone with negative reading comprehension shouldn't go around calling people brown.

all i said in my post above is that there is no coherent vision in any of these devices, you're overpaying something to have a worse experience both when you're playing ds/3ds and when you aren't. do i really need to spell it out like this for your monkey brain to get it?

>>724946156
>yes, no game features it at all but everyone wants it! (most aggressively ignorant shit you'll ever read this decade)
B
R
O
W
N

>>724946315
>no argument, ignore nearly everything i wrote
>n-no, nobody wants it. Every controller has it because sony is filled with jews!
>doesn't matter that there are no downsides! and that some people that use it to aim better on console shooters! those people are brown!
i'll wait for you to call me brown, but i won't reply if your post is sub 90 iq or you have no argument again

>>724909240
retard

>>724923796
>vita negro

>>724925550
>Feels the one real hard at the end with the big thighs
oh lordy

>>724944369
>What the fuck is the point of having 2 screens?
sometimes when i'm playing games, i like to have things on a second monitor. if you can play a game while also browsing the internet or watching a video on the bottom screen, that's peak adhd gaming. granted, it's a fucking handheld so you can just do that on your tv or pc instead.

>>724942951
>1k
dead on arrival. you can get a g14 with a 2080 in it for that price and not be gimped

>>724943004
>>724943192
even got the closest thing theyll get to a girlfriend under the table, pretty nice

There is a concerted campaign to try to convince everyone that original hardware is a waste of space.

>>724943163
buwwaaaah? the new 3ds xl sold 12 million, the new 2ds xl sold 4 million. its the second lowest selling ds ever?

Can my 3ds emulate psp? Might dig it back out if it can

>>724947912
no, you sorta save space having original nintendo hardware because you can just get a twin bed instead of a queen or king

>>724948203
Can't even run N64.

>>724948386
how? the psp could emulate n64

>>724948386
Ahh, chinkhelds win again. Can someone wake me up when they make a clamshell psp? I don't care about running anything more powerful than that. My rgxx is close but still has slowdown on more demanding titles.

>>724948505
The PSP existed at a time homebrew scene existed, 3DS is a wasteland second only to Wii U.

>>724947759
hey i do have a girlfriend okay!
i haven't seen my nintendo switch in 6 months because of animal crossing

>>724909039 (OP)
Why are you black?

>>724949186
he has more melanin (biomolecules organized as oligomers or polymers) in his skin
hope that helps

>>724948386
Super Mario 64's native port and the existence of OOT3D, MM3D, and SF643D renders most need for an N64 emulator pretty much moot

>>724949392
>t.dumb secondary

>>724949538
Would I like Mario Party 3 on 3DS too sure, am I broken up about it not really

>>724949392
>It doesn't NEED basic features
Oh how the turntables

>>724949616
>basic features
>homebrew emulator

>>724949274
He has plastic in his skin? That doesn't sound healthy.

>>724949709
polymers are any large compound molecule made of smaller molecules (monomers)
also we have plastic in our balls. defend israel

>>724939293
i literally have two
3d effect is ass, not a single person was wowed by it on release, even less nowadays, only a mouth breathing retard fanboy would claim it's good
>3ds without the 3d is meaningless
ah ok it's bait lol, here's your (you) then

>>724909039 (OP)
>gay nigger can't even afford a 3DS so he steals some guy's chinkmail that doesn't do 3D or have actual GBA compatibility
your IQ is turd and your skin is turd

>>724942951
>no battery life, starting at $1k.
Dead on arrival

>>724909432
I dislike pajies as much as the next guy, but that's a child, man. He hasn't grown into a bitter, obnoxious, inconsiderate, borderline rapist like most jeets yet.

>>724949986
What's the difference between a chinkheld emulating gba and a 3ds doing it?

>>724950152
They don't grow into it, they just are. They'd be able to integrate growing in different countries otherwise.

>>724909339
Seriously. Modern technology feels so wasted on phones. Sure they have all that power to emulate games, but I don’t want to play games on a phone. I’d rather that power went into a handheld console with a better form factor. Something where you don’t have to attack a Chinese controller gadget.

>>724949941
>on release
I'm not interested in the opinions of people who never experienced 3d without eye tracking, you bought shitty beta hardware and that's a personal problem, not one with the overall tech.

>>724950224
basically nothing, 3ds runs AGB_FIRM which is a digital version of the GBA's firmware and therefore runs GBA games "natively", GBA emulation is so good you're never going to bump into a problem

every single poster obsessed with skin color and race on 4chan is the biggest driveling fucking idiot in the thread

>>724950319
*attach

>>724909039 (OP)
lmao the 3ds faggots are actually mad, never thought i'd see "people" defending or demanding the 3D function, other than the default amount of troubleshooting from emulators, akin to hacking a 3ds, there's no reason to not get these two screen handhelds over an used 3ds that are laughably around the same price as a new thor that can play a fucking insane catalog through emulation
resellers be coping

No one ever played with 3d on longer than 5 mins

>>724950410
>n-no y-y-your the one who's coping because you want to buy one but only if it has 3d!
>I-I-m not coping even though I keep bringing up how expensive the 3ds is in every other post
>the main feature I dont have access to is actually really shitty and I dont feel any sense of FOMO or bitterness that the N3ds is too expensive for me to justify trying it.
lol

>>724922502
>he doesn't have an N3DS XL
Kek

>>724909039 (OP)
Except it looks like shit and will probably break in a year

>>724938713
why the fuck is the wiimote reversed

>>724944535
Shit game looking like trash is not kino

>>724909039 (OP)
1. What's this thing called?
2. What emulator does it use for 3ds because they're all shit
3. Can it run 3d Fire emblem games without the horrible stuttering?
4. Can it run official carts?

>>724951291
ayn thor
it's all citra bro
can citra
no

>>724909432
Never even began for lil jeet.

>>724951359
Thanks bro

When will Nintendo just release a fucking 3DS like handheld? They can just get a shitty off the shelf ARM and virtual console the entire library ffs

>>724951291
>Ayn Thor
>Citra or Azahar
>https://youtu.be/dEQm1BNoGcU
>no

>>724950887
lomao
>>724922502
how dors it feel to be poor?

>>724909630
>3d off
What's the point?

>>724916206
The palms are black, and there's a gemini logo. You don't fool us white boy

>>724909039 (OP)
don't fall for the android handheld meme, they're dog shit
just get a steam deck or one of the cheap linux ones

>>724951660
Thank you very helpful. I don't think it's worth the price point given I already have a cfw n3ds xl but... it is interesting. Curious to see how the OLED holds up on this one.

what the best pocketable chink handheld that can just play GB/GBC/GBA pokemon rom hacks
I'm leaning towards the 35xxsp and 34xxsp

>>724952530
Probably the anbernic sp that doesn't have the two sticks

>>724909039 (OP)
Is there a third-party one with glasses free 3D yet?

Why is /v/ obsessed with the color of peoples skin? Are they scalpers mad that people aren't buying their overpriced used systems?

>>724909039 (OP)
What if I've already got a 3DS? What then?

>>724909039 (OP)
What rich kid did you steal that thing from Tyrone?

>>724909039 (OP)
>mismatched screen sizes
The Ambernic one is the only good physical design and we still need to see the specs.

The RG Cube is the most comfortable lil chinky thing I've held. It's got two fat grips and the dpad is amazing
Game boy games look gorgeous on it

>>724951592
They'll do it if Sony releases the PSP 3 and it takes off.

>>724952530
rg35xx plus should do it for you.

>>724916682
There are fans of the 3DS itself? It's just a beefier nintendo DS with a shitty gimmick on top. Why not just say DS fans?

>>724953249
That hand is looking pretty...um...masculine.

>>724909039 (OP)
Are there any decent screen additions for the steam deck?

>>724909532
I bought the dq metal slime one off ebay

are these things really what most chinese people play and use?
I'd assume the richer 90th percentile that live in top cities play switch or ps4 like the rest of us though

>>724953281
>>724952796
alright, sounds good enough for me.

>>724942306
Yeah while a darkie migrant they voted to bring in fucks his wife in the other room

>>724948505
PSP could barely run Mario 64 without frameskipping, even O3DS can do better than that. The thing is that there's no optimized emulators, so it just got a port of what already runs on phones because of ARM, instead of some turbo hacky shit built from the ground up like the PSP did, so it never got good.

If I bought this would I incur tariffs?

>>724909039 (OP)
Wish the top screen of this could be rotated in case you wanted to just use it as an Android device.

>>724954762
dunno where you live but most certainly yes

>>724953249
it reminds me of that one inbred dog that's missing its entire middle

>>724950335
It's essentially native. The code is running on bare metal. That's why the 3DS becomes a dumb brick when running GBA.

>>724954762
depends entirely on if it's being shipped from a US warehouse

>>724909432
I hate jeets but that kid looks more Malaysian/SEA. Why is everyone calling him a jeet?

>>724955343
>why is the slack-jawed 4channer calling anything darker than a vampire the Current Meme Ethnicity

The screen is too big, having seams makes it look like the screen is a moving canvas.

>>724909192
Almost perfect.

>>724953128
If this is in the $200 range I'll get one.
Never owned a DS or 3DS and I'm tired of playing the same retro games over and over again.

>>724955116
It's not essentially, it's literally native
The 3DS has DS hardware which also contains GBA hardware

>>724955343
I think this was in Singapore or Malaysia, he's not Indian.

>>724956043
It's advertised at ~$100 but the leaked hardware is landfill-tier. The chip is too weak to comfortably run the current best DS emulator and the screens aren't even suitable for integer scaling so it will look like trash.

>>724909039 (OP)
This game came out in like fuckin 2002 why can you getiatrics move the fuck on, millennials just play the same 10 games

>>724953249
>bought the more expensive dpad on bottom one to play retro games
why are transvestites like that?

>>724956885
>I think this was in Singapore or Malaysia
I'm the guy you replied to but many jeets live in those countries

>>724957439
There hasnt been any good games made since like 2009

>>724957585
poorfag tranny

>>724957287
Fucking hell, can the chinks get anything right?

>>724909432
kek what a bitch

>>724957287
>3DS replacement
>display isn't a clean multiple of 3DS resolution
What the fuck, why

Wow, now you can play a grand total of 1 game, Super Mario 3d land! Because the 3ds was a dogshit device!

>>724909545
I played the force unleashed wii version on switch and it was jarring to use normal stick control for combat clearly designed around the range of swinging a controller around

>>724942334
>characters...develop?
You wouldn't understand since you let your life stagnate.

>>724909039 (OP)
I've never bought one of these portable emulation consoles because my biggest concerns are
>bad input latency
>bad battery life
>getting hot in the hands
>build quality becoming outdated

>>724944131
>But can it actually play 3DS games?
It can play some of every 3ds game!

>>724947064
>sometimes when i'm playing games, i like to not pay attention to the game I'm playing
So you aren't actually a fan of games then

>>724960376
Because if you look it up you'll find it doesn't just play ds and 3ds,it's for almost everything else but built to accomodate those two.

>>724942951
>pad dpad.
>bad buttons.
>looks like crappy joystick.
>cluttered layout.
no.

>>724909039 (OP)
impressive
very nice
let's see the new and improved stylus

>>724909039 (OP)
I want one but the price is too high IMO. Also isn't this the one with the bad hinge angle? Or is that the other brand?

>>724911280
Why? A used 3DS is bound to be a creaky experience. My old one is modded too but I'm not going to sit here and pretend it isn't old as fuck. The screens are way better on this model.

>>724944131
I owned a 3ds since launch and the 3d is legit a missable experience. I don't care for it. I barely use it. I only ever used it to look at certain angles not in motion. It looks bad in motion.

>>724952530
34xx not SP.

>>724963620
>cluttered layout.
It's a 3DS, what do you want.

>>724945941
>If you play native Android games
Yeah well I don't lmao

>>724963461
i like autistic grindy games

>>724925807
>active styluses cost like 3 bucks and
fucking SUCK compared even to styluses on resistive screens, nevermind dedicated digitizers
t. 12 years galaxy note loyalist

>>724951592
>When will Nintendo just release a fucking 3DS like handheld?
They already did. Companies innovate with technology, they don't constantly go back to old shit like retrofags.

>>724953298
>why not change your argument so I can refute it?

>>724965169
What? The last note I had was the 10 plus and the stylus on that was absolutely amazing

can this plays android games fine?

>>724965673
Yeah, but why would you.

>>724963836
ANBERCHADS, DON'T LOOK!

>>724965738
vampire survivors

>>724964021
That's every chinese clamshell and the ds lite

>ackshully I heckin hated the 3d and no one ever liked it!
Notice that this herstory revisionism didn't crop up until chinks needed to peddle their cheap bullshit.

>>724909630
Are (you)s monetized now?

The 3D is only good on VR

How do you plead?

>>724966431
>another person indentured servitude to nintendo

I skipped the 3ds entirely, are there any games that are worth emulating?

glasses free 3d is dead technology

>>724966654
last good games were on gba

>>724966654
re:3d mercenaries

>>724950324
Holy nintentoddler cope lmao

>>724950335
>every single poster obsessed with skin color and race on 4chan is the biggest driveling fucking idiot in the thread
Go back newfag

>>724913175
Ugly jaw bone shaved creature

>>724950335
Cry moar, Zhang.

>>724965568
No nigger I'm curious as to why would the 3DS itself would have fans. Idc about your other arguments or what you stand for, I just wanna know about the supposed fans of the 3DS console. Not the DS fans, or nintendo fans. I want the 3DS fans you just mentioned.

>>724909039 (OP)
Why are you brown?

>>724909039 (OP)
why is poop hand

>>724963119
God forbids people have a personality and hobbies.

>>724966045
I laughed when you said glass free 3D is as revolutionary as colored TV while the thing flopped on launch and I laugh at you now.

>>724966654
No, but literally.

>>724942334
Women aren't built to enjoy or even survive that life, it's a front.

>>724971828
Then we must defeat god...