Thread 724978247

>western game adds the generic waifuwars & love triangle/harem with a blank self-insert mc trope that jrpg's and animes usually do
>instantly becomes #1 seller on steam overnight and makes a gorillion dollars

Is it really that easy? Should more western games start doing this?

>Let's ignore all the e-celeb shilling and the fact that Arc Raiders is absolutely BTFOing it despite being wokeslop
You see what you want to see.

>>724978247 (OP)
How is Robert fucking blank or even a self insert?

There will be suicides when it reaches 100k tomorrow.

>>724978687
suicides of joy, probably, because the game is so good.

>>724978247 (OP)
Yeah it's definitely your incel obsession and failure to grasp basic facts about it and not that it's a game from a very well known developer popular with casuals and written like a mainstream comedy series.

>Dispatch thread gets deleted
>Thread blatantly about Luigi Mangione goes untouched
/pol/ was a mistake

>>724978247 (OP)
this game is fucked up for making me choose between movies and dinner.

what do you like better? Eating or TV?

>>724978910
Movies in 2025? ew

Invisigal fucks bat men.

>>724978765
> not that it's a game from a very well known developer popular with casuals and written like a mainstream comedy series.
Explain why this is doing well, but New Tales from the Borderlands did poorly. Especially after the original Tales built up so much good will from the core Telltale fanbase.
I'm waiting.

>>724978953
not anymore, all males WILL be kicked out of the team.

>>724979001
Does Golem count as a man or a woman? Remember that it doesn't have any genitalia.

>>724979001
Blazer won't let you

>>724978961
only bots play borderlands, anon

>>724978961
Prophetic dreams were implanted in the playerbase, obviously, and new tales from borderlands couldn't afford to hire somnium specialists, but also, Borderlands fans have to work 3 jobs to pay child support so they don't have time to sleep anyway! they're so pathetic. pathetic and dumb and ugly, that's why they got divorced and work doordash.

>>724978247 (OP)
Do EOPs really yearn for generic ass dating sims?

Shroud could be anywhere

>>724979135
I remember playing love hina in the early 00s
It was fun

>>724978247 (OP)
>give the people what they want
>pic relate when it doesn't flop
The more you know

>>724978910
>eating at the movies in the current year
Maybe if you enjoy paying interest to nation destroying merchants and their guilds.

>>724978247 (OP)
Why are you like this? Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

>>724979480
Theater snacks hit different

You fags are gonna lose your shit when you'll get that Invisigal line about her fingering your asshole (it will be in the "We can still be friends" or something like that line)

I like them both. I still like Invisigal more. I don't trust BB. She's been too nice and trusting too quickly.

>>724979543
You can just buy popcorn and walk away...

>>724979235
I missed out on that era cause i was broke. fuck my gay fat chud life.

>>724979636
retard, this is why you're a lonely virgin

>>724979636
BB isn't being "too nice"
That's just what happens when a woman really likes you.
BB would drink Bob's piss if he asked her to.

>>724978247 (OP)
>straight romance sells
shocking, I know. who would have thought?

>>724979623
B-but I poop from there.

>>724979636
Are you retarded? She's nice because she's desperate for attention, your attention. She's also a fangirl of Mechaman.

>>724979841
Not right now, you don’t

>>724978247 (OP)
They're both awful. One is an uncaring vulgar stalker who physically abuses people once she gets criticized. The other is a liar who breaks up with someone because she saw a better romantic option and lies about it; "oh, I was planning it for a long time" then what changed? Blazer literally didn't try to explain she had a boyfriend or tried stopping Robert from kissing her.

This is kind of romance options that the mentally cracked and physically raped people support.

>>724978687
We’re gonna lose a LOT of literally mes tomorrow

>>724980087
>The other is a liar
when did she lie?

even if you don't kiss her and ignore her the entire game, she still breaks up with him

>>724978961
because New Tales from the Borderlands is one of the worst games ever made

>>724980154
>when did she lie?
"I was thinking about this dumping Phenomaman for a long time."
Is that why she doesn't stop Robert from kissing her if you chose the first time or her telling Robert that she has a boyfriend? Is that why she allows Robert to kiss her on the first date before their first date even starts?

If she wanted to break up with Phenonmaman, then what changed? Was being to Japan for sushi a step too far?

>>724980278
Dude, people haven't seen or spoke about you for like 4 episodes. You have to better than aura farming with a mask.

>>724980317
>"I was thinking about this dumping Phenomaman for a long time."
Correct, its even in the comics before she met Robert.

Self-insertfags aside, Robert clearly likes Blazer more.
He actually smiles and laughs around her.
With Visi he just seems annoyed and irritated.

>>724980385
He’s been planning, Anon

>>724980317

None of that happened in my playthrough because I'm not an incel.

>>724980154
You keep peddling this cope but the fact is if you're going on dates with other dudes while you're still in a relationship, that's still cheating.
>buh buh buh I was thinking about breaking up with him!
Break up with him first then you dumb slut and maybe tell the dude you've been flirting with all night you have a boyfriend.

>>724980470
Enemies to lovers is the best romance trope

>>724980589
The breakup starts when you decide to break up, not when you tell him. You're just an incel.

>I’m not gonna fuck you because you bought me a bucket of corn
Yes she will, why is she lying?

>>724980470
Robert and Visi start off on the wrong foot but they clearly learn to get along well.

>>724980683
She's trying to convince herself it's true.

>>724980646
No the breakup starts when you tell the other person you’re breaking up

>>724980609
>Link Zelda
>Cloud Tifa
>Shepherd Tali
>Chief Cortana
The villainess shit is a niche fetish in anime. Lets not pretend it's anything else.

>>724980732
She already gave him constant signals how is it her fault that her boyfriend is not picking up that she wants out?

>>724980732
According to who? Women decide when the breakup starts, and no one else.

How many days in universe have actually passed at this point? I can’t tell if Robert’s only been at SDN a few days or if he’s been there weeks by now

>>724980795
So you’re one of those people, huh?
https://youtu.be/DHzjgNoRmjg?si=Jr7Aet8cbkjFEeFm

>>724980847
About three fiddy.

>>724980432
>>724980317
> Is that why she allows Robert to kiss her on the first date before their first date even starts?
If you don't kiss her in the first episode, in episode 4 and you do kiss her, she says "it's about time". Implying that she was after Robert when she met him while still dating Phenomaman.

She was planning on dumping him "eventually" because they couldn't have a family. What changed? Oh, a better guy showed up and she passed it off as "I don't know, I guess I was planning this for a long time." Not to mention, it's an absolute fucking humiliation ritual for both Robert and Phenomaman. for Blazer to ask Robert to be his therapist when Robert met the guy once. Holy shit, this is the most "LA" game I've ever played, and you better believe that's not a compliment.

Mission Impossible 2 was right about Blonde Blazer: https://youtu.be/WZca_EmpkOE?si=5Nkz1OnFfaI9zt_M&t=14

>>724980646
...anon, did you do this? Is that why you're defensive? Did you cheat? Holy shit.

Blazer didn't cheat.
She got kissed when her guard was lowered and she stopped it right then and there.
Even though she knew she was going to break up with Phenomaman the next day, she still pushed Robert away.
She clearly values loyalty enough to remain loyal even when it's merely a formality.

She handled that better than 99.9% of women would have in her position and you people still find ways to twist and reinterpret it to make it bad.

This is what invisigirl actually looks like

>>724980978
It's not cheating.

>>724980829
I disagree

>>724980847
The leaderboard stuff at the end of episode 3 is still the first week for Robert.

>>724980915
Its in family guy for a reason, its the truth, it happens in real life. Do better. BE better.

>https://files.catbox.moe/8aqg67.mp4
Why didn't /v/ care about this scene? It was better and more intimate than anything Robert had with Invisigal.

>>724978247 (OP)
>Is it really that easy?
Sex appeal and romance has appeal. WHO COULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED.

>Should more western games start doing this?
They should fire the people who convinced them to stop.

>>724981117
We did care. Why are you framing it as if we didn't?

>>724980950
Robert raped her with that kiss, it wasn't consentual.
How would you feel if you were her boyfriend? Be honest.

>>724981032
YOU DID DO IT, THAT'S CRAZY.

>>724978418
And apparently you see a world where it's not batshit crazy to compare a story heavy single player game to an MM extraction shooter.

>>724981048
This suggests each episode is 2-3 days.

I hate when games do this. It costs them nothing to just say it's been longer and it makes everything make more sense.

>>724981195
Why do you even care?

I'm starting to think they missed the perfect opportunity for a thicc black qween makes fun of skinny white nerd -> "you alright whiteboy" -> "he cute" -> "ooh Mechamassa gonna make me skwert" love interest with Prism. I think she's the only female in the game (other than Invis) that doesn't have some sort of present or past or impied male interest, unless I missed something, and her powers also seem like the only ones so far that would duo well Mecha Man or a mech suit.

>>724980950
I mean, why would she dump him before making sure she could be with another man? If she wanted to, she could have had sex with Robert that night, right there, and blame alcohol for it, but she didn't. Ever considered that?

>>724981165
I've never seen any of you bringing that up cuz you're all too busy simping for invisigal lol. I really liked the music here too
https://youtu.be/PZIJ5rVqHXg?list=RDPZIJ5rVqHXg

>my face when the bbschizo actually cheated like that irl and is just coping
pottery. this discovery made these threads worth it.

>>724981221
Or better yet make it part of the game mechanics. Each shift having a night period could have been interesting. It'd still be the same scripted pool of calls, you'd just get different ones during the night like cat burglars.

let me skip dialogue dammit

>>724981298
stop posting tracker links
just copy directly from the address bar

>>724980609
Is there a shonen nekketsu manga where the rival is a woman? Sasuke, Malfoy, Vegeta... they should have been women falling for the MC's cock

>>724981117
what do you mean? I took dozens of screenshots. Best moment of the entire game.

>>724981117
Because BBchads aren't constantly spamming about the girl they chose. I honestly think its an age thing. Zoomers prefer the ugly dyke while real adults prefer the girl begging to be impregnated.

>>724981239
1.) That's not an argument
2.) All of your posts, with this context became VERY funny to me
3.) Please don't do it to your next ex, actually break up instead of monkeybranching

>>724981048
>That first week
fuck, she knew him for few days and already want his mechaD

>>724981117
It's so clearly the main path that contrarians on /v/ have all convinced themselves that there's nothing to see here. I like Visi, but this is so clearly the main romance.

>>724981356
I just use cheat engine

>>724981485
I think you might get him to sneed if you grill him any more

>>724981259
you sure?

>>724978247 (OP)
Not a video game.

>>724981504
I think what's 'supposed' to happen, if this were a Netflix show or something, is Robert would be in a clear love triangle with both. But instead you can just blow off BB and beeline for Invisigal.

>>724981048
>>724981495
It's not true tho. We know from Episodes 1 and 2 that each dispatch session is about 2-3 days, meaning each episode takes place over the course of a work week, and indeterminate time also passes between episodes.

>>724981546
Honestly dude, she's still cute. You can think the afro looks trashy, but her face is attractive. If all Black women in video games looked like this, it wouldn't be such a problem.

>>724979636
BB lead you on and didnt tell you she was taken until the last minute, so fuck her. Invisigal all the way.

>>724981117
>Better if We Fly kicking in as the kiss starts
>Their lips slightly sticking before parting
>Mandy cradling the back of Robert’s head to pull him deeper into the kiss

>>724980847
At least two weeks and some change by the end of episode 4. They went through 7 iterations of testing out a replacement Astral Core, and I seriously doubt they fixed up the suit in less than a week prior to that.
If I had to take a guess, though, it'd be four months since the start of Episode 1.
>It takes 6-12 weeks to heal a dislocated arm
>He was in a coma for 2 months
>His arm is still in a sling during the press conference
>It's healed by the time he starts work
That's roughly three months
>Brings Mecha Suit to work in pieces over a few days
>Repairs it
>Royd and him rediscover Astral Core theory
>Does the testing
That's probably another month, at least. So, he was probably dispatching for around a month by the time episode 5 begins.

>>724981538
It's a fascinating glimpse into the mind of a cheater, really

>>724981626
...That didn't happen.

>>724981643
Mandy has the best theme.
https://youtu.be/uuw2Wr02hiU

>>724981643
Easier if We Fly, I mean

>>724981626
She said she wasn't being professional, she apologized for it. She was confused because she was planning on breaking up with her boyfriend and was enjoying her time with Robert way too much.

What else did you want her to do? Strip naked and beg for forginess on the floor? What's wrong with you buddy

>>724981117
>teehee i'm really insecure because my persona is blonde blazer but i'm actually a brunette and 2 inches shorter (but still a really attractive woman tho :))
man that's some dogshit shallow character progression, especially for someone who's shown blatant incompetence in team/branch leadership and management skills, fucking you over, micromanaging, firing people on a whim

Meanwhile invis has this whole cool arc about the philosophical determinism of her powerset, overcoming adversity, working with Robert, making her first big bust against thundercuck (with two pretty great action sequences). It's no wonder why it's no contest in the polls

Plus their chemistry is just a lot more interesting. Even in the romance, BB seems kinda flat and corporate

Not a video game

One more day BB chads....

>>724981772
It is, which you'd know if you played it. It's at least as much of a videogame as mgs4.

>>724981745
Will a Visifag ever argue in good faith?
I'm starting to think it's impossible for them.

>>724978981
>JESSE, YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER! THE LINE MUST CONTINUE!

>>724981772
Yes it is. Dispatch is an excellent video game.

>>724978247 (OP)
Not a video game

>>724981772
Why was I mocked for failing the gameplay part of the game then?

fuck the riddler

>>724981278
>I mean, why would she dump him before making sure she could be with another man? If she wanted to, she could have had sex with Robert that night, right there, and blame alcohol for it, but she didn't. Ever considered that?
I don't know what you think your argument is, but you just suggested a worse alternative for one that's already bad. If Blazer wanted kids and Phenomaman couldn't give that then she should have exited the relationship. But she didn't. Instead she met a guy she barely knew and knows, and lied about this being a "long time coming" when she dumped Phenomaman for a guy she got the vapors for and played it off like it was just a coincidence.

That's fucking HORRIBLE. Imagine the opposite happening if Blazer was a guy and Phenomaman was Phenomawoman. Just like if Invisigirl was a man and Robert was a woman, people would riot.

>>724981546
>>724981606
Never got the issue with afros and curly hair. The only hair style I don't are braids tied so tight they pull at the roots.

>>724981745
what? Her abusive boyfriend literally told her to never become a brunette again because he doesn't like it

>>724981809
>>724981834
>>724981845
Not a video game, and you should all kill yourselves for idolizing youtubers. You are subhuman.

>>724981595
it's the fucking leaked script you retard
that each dispatch session is about 2-3 days
no we don't retard, the 2 dispatch shift in epsode 3 take place during a single day since one of them will be fired at the end of the day

>>724981403
>Is there a shonen nekketsu manga where the rival is a woman?
Well there's Teppu I guess

>>724981206
Well he's a /pol/nigger so what do you expect.

>>724981930
Why was I praised for not failing any mission in episode 4 then?

If Invisigal goes invisible while giving you a blowjob, is your dick still visible or not?

>>724981990
You can see her swallow.

>>724981853
I wouldn't riot, sounds perfectly normal.

>>724981982
Not a video game

>>724981905
>innocent golden boy phenomeman who acts as your personal concord plane to eat omakase sushi in tokyo
>'abusive'
bbkeks are metoo feminist retards, whatta surprise lol

>>724978687
NUTTY

>>724981714
>>724981745
im noooooticing

I'm not crying, you're crying

https://youtu.be/nk01lDBUe9A

>>724982057
read the comics, he was literally abusing her both mentally and physically
she couldn't even feel pain in BB form, which allowed PM to employ his sick fantasies on her.

>>724982048
>I wouldn't riot, sounds perfectly normal.
In what way?

>>724981930
I don't care about the sloptubers, but I do enjoy the RTS gameplay.

I already know the ending to this game is going to fucking break me

>>724981024
>v/ misrepresents thing to fit an agenda
First time?
If she had slapped him, anons would be saying woke game and that it villainizes white men

>>724982086
Please Elaborate for the luddites in this thread

>>724981626
>>724981883
>You can think the afro looks trashy
Um sir, we love afros here

>>724981990
Visible.
It seems that stuff that has been around her for a while also get her invisibility, like her clothes and phone, but when she was splashed with doughnut jelly, it stuck to her.
Unless she spent the entire day with her hand down your pants, your dick would probably stay visible.
If you were the big spoon all night while you were cuddling, she might be able to make you invisible until you have to get up for the day.

>>724978981
They wouldn't. Would they?

https://youtu.be/_9b7BOJyE9A

>>724978247 (OP)
Yes, it is in fact that easy. Western people are so cooked that the very idea of having hot female characters that you as a male can romance is some foreign concept. Actually wonder what this says about Baldur's Gate 3, which technically already allowed for this.

>>724981935
>source: i made it up
>>724982057
xir's a real life cheater btw, don't forget that, bring it up EVERY time xir posts

>>724981024
I picked BB but you're delusional if you think she wasn't flirting with you from the moment you met her

Real BBchads don't argue with Visigods
We know the pros and cons of both girls and choose accordingly
I'm in love with both of them

>>724982057
He didn't bring her back from Tokyo btw

>>724982248
Listen, man, I like big hair, too, but your picture is an awful example, since I like big booba more and that colors my perception.

>>724978687
reach 100k?

>>724982326
Based.

>>724982319
Things aren't black and white. She was drunk and lonely on account of her failing relationship and didn't realize what she was doing until it had crossed a clear line with the kiss. She put a stop to it and apologized.

So at her most vulnerable, she still refuses to cheat. What more do you want from her?

>>724981684
Let it be know that BB defenders are cheaters themselves

>>724982470
Incel logic. As expected from an invisicuck.

I just wish there was one single Visifag that was honest.
That would be nice.

>>724982314
>>source: i made it up
It's in the fucking game you retard

>>724978961
As a borderlandsfag, I only play 1 and 2
I have no tolerance for any of the turbogay or CoDwannabe shit it's been doing since 3
I understand tales from are different altogether, but being borderlands was not enough to rope me in and retain me

>>724982568
For real.

>>724982326
me too (but I will be saving my robert for the prism route in dispatch 2)

>>724982579
>source: i extra made it up

>>724982326
Based. We all win with two great options

Aren't they both used goods?

>>724981661
>A month since he met BB and Invisigal
Impossible. Robert wouldn't take a month to get in any woman's pants, much less those two thirsty bitches.

>>724982692
pheno is an alien, no penis underneat
he said he's just shapeshifting into the shape and form of a human

>>724982692
this is an western game, that shit doesnt matter

>>724982692
Yes, in different ways.

>Invisigal: has had a lot of sex, but never a real relationship
>Blazer: has had a real relationship, but never had sex

what time does the episode release? midnight?

Mandy is a professional woman and legitimate superheroine who knows what she wants. Sure she's a little bit "boring" but ultimately she's a loyal and romantic person who just wants to be treated like a woman (fucked mercilessly and cuddled). She is the default, vanilla option.

Visi is a voyeur and a straight up slutty stalker BPD nymphomaniac freak who still doesn't even have the courage to ask Robert out to the movies, despite spying on him in the bathroom and violating all kinds of policies while she does it the very same day.....She's the alternative. She also PUNCHES ROBERT IN THE FACE and never apologizes!

If you're interested in a story that really goes somewhere with some twists and turns, then you would go for Visi. If you're interested in the super hero pure romance, you go for Mandy.

>>724982567
You’re scum who betrayed your partner for cheap poontang

>>724982692
they're both 20+ year old women, there is a 0% chance either of them is a virgin

>>724982839
Noon tomorrow

>>724982839
12pm EDT I believe

>>724982857
>Sure she's a little bit "boring"
How is she boring? To me she seems really homely which is comfy as fuck

10/10 career woman supermodel boss bitch brick house who just divorced her impotent husband and has seemingly not had sex in years if not ever???????????

HELLO???????? MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY

>>724978247 (OP)
I simply do not care about porn games.

>>724982959
She likes dogs too, she can't resist them.

>>724982857
>loyal
she literally lets you kiss her while she's still in a relationship with notsuperman
after meeting you for the first time 2 hours ago

>>724982857
someone post the hr picture pls

>>724982959
no you don't get it if she takes the necklace off she's only like a 9.8/10

>>724982857
>>724982959
very cool but i'm still banging invisigal

>>724983047
Stop basing your arguments on false pretenses.
She stops the kiss. You keep ignoring this.

>>724983079
based

>>724983062
the who

>>724982996
There's actually good gameplay, and the porn is extremely tame.
So you lose. Good day sir

>>724983068
BBchads only accept 11/10 stacies

>>724982048
>sounds perfectly normal.
In...what...what?

I have no issues with Blonde Blazer, I simply find Invisigal to be more compelling

>>724983047
A chad doesn't need more than a couple hours to get some bitch wet.

Specially after she went to the bathroom, comes out, and finds out your man made a mess and took a tooth out of one of the local villains.

>>724982857
>Sure she's a little bit "boring"
Is she? Robert seems to enjoy her company and her banter. She can fly, throw cars, and shoot lasers and likes to travel around the world for date night. I feel like that'd be fun.

The chad Boberto Robertson vs the virgin Phenomaman

>>724982692
no, both virgin

>>724983045
She's a white woman. Of course she does.

>>724983257
>Gets a bunch of glass lodged in his chest
>Doesnt even feel it

>>724982957
>>724983251
Of course she's not "boring", but she's not going to punch you in the face and sexually harass you like Visi does. For some people who think drama = excitement = good, BB is definitely less "interesting". It's the conflict between Robert and Visi that is the main reason why people like her.

Any attraction I had went away once she said the words “bio break”

so the whole game takes place in socal but what if it took place in north dakota?

>>724983183
Gross. Feet.

>>724983047
>>724983107
cheater-kun is right about one thing: there's a stronger argument to be made, which is the one where while still in a relationship, she took another man out on a date to get drunk at a bar, went on a romantic flight through the city and then started fondling and stroking his face while gazing passionately into his eyes. And all that happens regardless of the player's choices.

>>724983257
holy kek

>>724983136
Yeah I'm sure the pizza guy is a compelling character and all buddy but I'm still not playing the WEGslop.

>>724983183
Hot. Feet

>>724983314
YJK

All ladies want the Beef.

didn't kiss her on the first date

>>724978247 (OP)
Shipper thread

The writing is atrocious. "Fuckity-fuck, have you kiss the tip of his dick, big chungus unc, fr fr fr". And the Telltale bullshit of having you to choose between two equally retarded options (fire an elite asassin or a genius bat-monster ruining any chance of redemption either of them has) is just a tiresome as it was 15 years ago.

>>724983547
>third or fourth tier super heroes
Literal punch line

>>724983547
>Flambae I need you to go thaw out some frozen Indians who were trying to illegally cross over from Canada in the middle of winter.

>>724982839
17.5 hours from my response.

invis the type of coworker that drags you to the fire escape for a cheeky blowjob during a smoke break

bb the type of coworker that sends the 5th virulently passive-aggressive email at 11:25pm that you haven't uploaded your teams 360-degree feedback to the company portal yet and this is very concerning and damaging to proper HR processes and documentation

>>724983547
>country girl invisigal

>>724983547
where?

>>724983509
I was weirded out by that line but then I remember this meme game was MADE AND WRITTEN by Critical Role

>>724983631
Each decision in the moment makes sense. You're just characterizing it that way because it fits your argument.
The bottom line is that when she had a perform storm of factors to get her to cheat, she didn't cheat. That's loyalty even at her most vulnerable. How is that not worthy of praise?

>>724983314
>>724983735
Michael Vsauce here, did you know? Actually, whtie women are the least likely cohort to commit bestiality!

>>724983446
This. If she’s not le quirky people find her boring. She’s just really chill and sometimes that’s all you need.

>>724982839
9AM best coast time

>>724983446
They like vis because she has a sex scene. Literally no other reason.

>>724983968
To be fair, it fully establishes her as an almost inhuman HR goon. You'd be forgiven for thinking she's the alien from another planet.

uoh

what is the gameplay like?

>>724983945
wrong on both accounts

but there is one thing you're right about, invis is the type of girl that smells like shit due to smoke and has yellow, rotten teeth.

>>724983974
She did cheat though, you're just in complete denial about the things normal people (non-cheaters) see constitutes as cheating

>>724984110
This is the Police, but less of it.

>>724984091
>no GoT game season 2
>we'll never find out what's going on with the ice dragon or whatever

>>724984091
Oh, I didn't know she played Gwyn

>>724984110
gameplay?

>>724984110
You haven't played This is the police? It's a game about sending commies and criminals to jail where they belong. its great.

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUND CAKE

>>724984116
Be specific then. What specifically did she do that was cheating. Make your strongest argument.

>>724984110
This Is The Police but its now an RPG.

>>724984067
No it doesn't. Bio break is common geek speak in video games and other hobbies for bathroom break.

>>724984067
"Biobreak" is what losers say in world of warcraft and other similar games

>>724984279
>>724984348
I guess I'm old then.

>>724984296
nta but thanks doc

Why is invisible girl red? Is she indian?

>>724984110
Actually really fun when you get to it. It's basically a lite RTS game where you have no mobs, only champions. Each one has different stats and abilities that change as you level up and successfully move them around the map completing events. When an event occurs you have to assess the situation and then choose a unit to assign to that event to resolve it, which is decided based on a % chance weighted by the character's stats and abilities. Sometimes there are also character specific interactions with events that make them auto complete. Also, there are often issues and unforseen circumstances that occur during different events Robert will have to decide how to deal with, with the correct/incorrect solutions being based on character stats and sometimes if certain characters are present or not. Eps 3 and 4 were so fun because you often juggle 3 or 4 different events at the same time.

>>724984357
Don't worry, I thought she was an alien too.

>>724984271
It's already been done by This is the Police 2, it even had XCOM sequences where those stats mattered.

In fandom, shipping is the act of wanting two or more characters to be in a romantic relationship, or creating a romantic pairing between them, which originates from the word "relationship". A fan who ships a pairing is called a shipper, and the pairing itself is called a ship. This can apply to fictional characters in a TV show, movie, book, or game, or even real people, and is a way for fans to become more emotionally invested in a story.

>>724983879
If you don't like the great lakes avengers you don't have a heart.

>>724984471
Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>>724984463
I never played the sequel because it went full retard with tactical shit.

was that an autobattler or did you really have to waste your time on that shit? I only cared about dispatching.

>>724979623
I want to have sex Derkdrew's drawings in front of their lesbian girlfriends.

>>724984514
No, it was an actual turn-based XCOMlike, but it only had a couple of those sequences - 5 at most.

>>724978247 (OP)
Some anons said in the last thread that a dispatch take course over a week, where the fuck was this ever said in the game?
And how do you think this can ever be true when for example in episode 4 we start with a dispatch and learn from chase with have to choose a new member, then we give the plate of dew to waterboy at noon, start another dispatch in the afternoon, give a peptalk to waterboy in the evening while he's eating the dew in his closet
This is fucking dumb if it's not in the same day

>>724984396
Yep, great explanation. The only thing that sucks is that (so far), how well you do or if you even do anything at has no bearing on the story. As in, you can literally just idle it, and you'll still get away with it.
>>724984463
Didn't the sequel absolutely suck with words words words and a girl rather than chad boyd?

>>724984243
I already did across three different threads now including this one and you decided to ignore me each time. It is, in fact cheating if you have not broken up with your current lover then go on a date with someone else, while also not telling that person you have a boyfriend, and you both get drunk as shit, you take him on a romantic flight, and then get all handsy feeling him and his face up while staring lovingly into his eyes like he's the only thing that matters to you. All of that happens regardless of player choice.
I eagerly await either your next cope or the cavernous silence of your concession.

>>724984067
She's a racist (thinks Indian guy is from a different country, not from Florida, and sees aliens as not being people). She also specifically mentions she doesn't like having to act corporate.

>>724983547
The dispatch would be a singular road and you would get 1 call every 7 or 8 days that was just asking you to clean up after a car slid into a fence in the ice

>>724984601
Congrats, you understood the joke at the expense of corpo middle management

>>724978247 (OP)
>harem
i wish.
cant end up with both unfortunately.
at least thats what it looks like from the leaks.

>>724984595
she definitely emotionally cheated on phenomaman

>>724984589
It just makes sense, you don't need everything spelled out, sometimes feelings matter too

>>724984592
>Didn't the sequel absolutely suck with words words words
Yes, words words words was an immense problem. The script is about three times as long as it needed to be.
>a girl rather than chad boyd?
No, despite what the opening makes it seem like, Boyd is the protagonist. The girl is an antagonist, and Boyd kills her in the ending.

>>724984396
how long is the game/each chapter? any replayability?

>>724984736
>how long is the game/each chapter?
Each chapter is about an hour long, give or take.
>any replayability?
If you're a superfan, sure, but most people will "replay" this game on youtube.

>>724984393
110% pure SEAnig
designed like a seanig
characteristically horny like a seanig
voiced by a seanig
naturally gravitated towards by seanig vtumors

>>724984684
>sometimes feelings matter too
My bad, you're completely right and valid
love from kazakhstan

>>724984736
Like 45 min each episode. There will be 8 episodes total.
Only replay value is if you want to 100% the dispatch segments or the 2 cutscenes you get for making specific choices (choose someone for your team / date choice).
At least the dispatch segments are somewhat tricky if you dont look up how to win

>>724984592
But why would you idle the best part of the game

>>724984849
How is >>724984091 this white bitch a seanig?

>>724984849
Why is Deme the only one who understood what a harlot BB is?

>>724984592
pretty much. cheevos are the only real reason to try and perform well.
>>724984589
because in episode 2, which starts with robert's first day, it ends on a friday meaning that each dispatch minigame happens approximately over two or three days in that episode, and in episode 3 we start with that week's issue being the big deadline, implying again that 2-3 days pass between minigames ending on a friday when either coupe or sonar get fired. its also improbable that royd and robert would transport the mechaman astral suit, build a prototype of the mk.3 and go through 7 prototype astral cores in just a couple of days, that makes no sense. but it makes much more sense if each episode follows the trend of taking place over the course of about a week

>>724984736
>any replayability?
for achievements? sure
Otherwise no

>>724984962
>he doesn't know

>>724984936
Hey, don't look at me. I love dispatching niggas.
I've gotta do chapter 4 still.
I'll ask again, does anyone have the collage of perfect dispatch results?

>>724984849
>>724984967
Who? I'm not a /vt/ard, why should I care

>>724984589
>Waterboy ate an entire honeydew arrangement in 1 day
>this makes more sense to me than him taking it home and eating it over the course of the week

>Flirting with you when she has a bf
>Feels very high and mighty
>Boring and plain even for a superhero
>You'll never compare as a man to her previous partner
>"Oh btw me and my ex didn't even fuck"
Yeah nah, I'm picking the gal who has straight up sex dreams about me.

>>724984595
>date
>romantic
>lovingly
You're doing it again. You're characterizing it in a way that benefits you.
None of her actions on their own were cheating. They were in a grey area that may or may not be appropriate depending on context. The only action that is clearly over the line is the kiss. A kiss that she did not initiate and stopped immediately. What part of that do you not understand?

>>724984985
>starts with robert's first day, it ends on a friday meaning that each dispatch minigame happens approximately over two or three days
What? I thought the day started on friday. Does it ever specify that it wasnt friday and it didnt all took place on the same day?

>>724978418
You will NEVER be a woman

>>724985125
Invisigirl is a redskin indian until proven otherwise

>>724984736
Depends, really, if you don't give a shit about the story or gameplay (because there's no consequences for losing) and just rush through everything episodes can be done in like half an hour. If you like the gameplay enough to play it for real it'll be a bit over an hour per episode.

So, legally, if Mecha-Man marries Invisigal, could Robert marry Mandy?
How do alter-egos work in this universe? Could our chad double-dip?

>>724984736
We're starting to get more replayability as more episodes release. Ep1-2 effectively has no replayability. 3 and 4 have very different cutscenes based on important decisions madein those episodes. Following that trend I'd say once the full game is out, it'll be fairly replayable.

>>724985395
are you per chance, mentally retarded?

>>724985395
Robert marries Mandy and Invisigal is kept as a mutual lover just like the creator of Wonder Woman

>>724985172
based
bbniggas can't understand simple shit, sad

>>724985437
No, but I do have literal brain damage.
It's actually killing me.

would women enjoy this game?
im thinking of recommending it to my wife cause she likes story games (all the telltale ones etc.) but im not sure if this one is just some male fantasy VN where the loser is picking between different demigods that want his dick for some reason.
was it made for men?

>>724985512
I think this might be the best time to recommend it. There will be relationship drama and workplace drama in this next pair of episodes, and women live for that shit.

>>724985410
So far is hasnt branched at all though. Its very binary and each choice is mutually exclusive.
Would be nice to get a few branches on who we chose for a team member.

>>724985204
>you're calling a spade a spade stop doing that!!
It is what it is and that's why I'm saying you're in denial about what normal people (non-cheaters) constitute as cheating. You're coping because you did this irl, which you already copped to, and don't want to admit to yourself that if Blonde Blazer is a cheater, then so are you.

>>724985506
im sorry to hear that bro

>>724985485
>NEGATIVE 30 NPS
fucking brutal mogging, never seen such a one-sided waifu war before

>>724985512
Most women i know would hear that it's a game and immediately shut it down. But if you know ones who like games and story based games, yeah they'd probably enjoy it.

>>724985410
getting a handful of single sentence variations in dialogue is not "very different cutscenes"

Who did you cut?

>>724985657
You spent a while thinking on that response, and you gave no argument. I'll take this as your concession.

>>724985686
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I'm just speedrunning.
Oh shit, maybe that does make me a retard!

>>724985696
>>724985172
>"OH NOOOOOOO ROBERTO BOBERTO IM A WHITE WOMAN WITH BROWN HAIR, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE TO LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND"

Like what were they thinking?

>>724985756
Coupe fell off, she had to go

>>724985223
...anon, nta but no company starts someone's first day on friday. work weeks start on mondays always unless you work at a gas station or wal mart or whatever. real corpos are very strict about that because schedules are set in stone and you have to go through a nightmare petitioning with hr to make any changes on your own behalf.

im gonna make you invisifuckers pay the ultimate price

>>724985802
just have fun with it while yr here i guess. retards are often the happiest people around so theres that

>>724985756
moist cr1tikal

>>724985485
Invisigalfags are braindead coomers, who would've guessed

>Hey Visi, what’s the chain for?
>For me, Robert. It’s for me when you get home from work tonight.

>>724985204
>my fuarking face when the cheater is actually saying shit like its not cheating its an inappropriate grey area and needs context and and and
holy FUARK THIS IS GOLD

>>724985860
This isnt a real company... he had orientation while drunk sitting on a billboard

>>724984985
>because in episode 2, which starts with robert's first day, it ends on a friday meaning that each dispatch minigame happens approximately over two or three days in that episode
My interpretation was that the first dispatch took place on a friday and when the Z team were betting about robert quitting, Golem betting on friday meant he was betting on Robert leaving during his first day/dispatch
And at the end of the episode he leave for the weekend after his meeting with phenomamal which give him to pack up so he move his mechashit on monday with royd, where he also learn BB dumped phenoman on friday night
Also at the start of episode 3 just after we learned about the genius HR move of BB "shaking things up" we met chase in front of the board where he said "cut day", no mention of a week, so it's either on the same day or I'm missing something or you're trolling

>>724985485
i'm not one for popularity contests

>>724985756
Sonar at first but his reaction was sad. He really wants to be part of the team and maybe he can improve. Coupe doesn't seem to give a shit and is a psychopath.

>>724985964
visi definitely followed him home and sniffed his crotch while he slept, right

>>724985727
????
waterboy and phenomocuck play very differently dude. Do you play the game or just watch cutscenes?

Capeshit is inherently awful.
Capeshit sells 100x worse than manga in America alone.
If you enjoy capeshit you have double-digit IQ.

>>724985919
>invisifucker
you mean robert?

>>724985974
brudder you are delusionally coping if you think his work week starts on friday and he gets to have that special treatment

>>724985965
bro they are just like their boring waifu
insane

>>724986160
>and he gets to have that special treatment
He literally does though?
Hes not even being paid

>>724986076
I misread. I thought the implication was that chapters 1 and 2 produced meaningful changes in chapters 3 and 4 which they certainly did not.

>>724984985
Episode 2, after the donut shop, Chase says it was "pretty good for a first day" and Blazer says you did well on your first shift. Episode 3 when told you're going to cut somebody, Robert mentions it'll be an interesting shift. Episode 4 Blazer says she's only got the dress for the day and it has to be packaged up by midnight (she's still got it when you go on a date with her). The only big gaps in time are the coma months between the first sequence and the rest of Episode 1's events, and the weekend between 2 and 3. Everything else pretty much occurs over the course of a day, one after the other.

>>724985756
2 save files

Cut Coupe, Phenomaman, date with Mandy.
Cut Sonar, waterboy, movie night

I am actually gobsmacked that apparently the people here are either neets or wagies who have never worked in a corporate environment before. Seriously, who the fuck naturally thinks a company would let someone get away with starting their first day on a friday?

I wish they didn't do the Telltale thing where I have to act like an ass to another character if I wanted to do something with the other option. Like why can't I be BB's buddy that she can be herself with while also using Invisibitch's mouth like a fleshlight after having a cute movie date? But to be real I hope we get to bring Waterboy in too later, feels wrong to just condemn him to being a janitor just because I felt like if I didn't take PM he'd actually kill himself.

>>724978247 (OP)
>Is it really that easy?
yes, it's that easy, especially at the moment when western dudes are starving for it after a decade-long drought.

>>724985965
>>724986189
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724939713/#724957090

don't bully our bbkekbros too hard invisiGAWDs, it's bad enough they're getting embarrassed the the fuckin official adhocstudios twitter

whatever waifu you pick, diversity is our strength

>>724986285
Any company that hired you to cover the weekend spread, anon.

>>724986160
>>724986285
It's just one retard.

>>724983998
Whitenat Cope

>>724978247 (OP)
>left isnt actually blond
Ehh thats alrig-
>she isnt actually muscular too
Hold the fuck up

>>724983998
Troo
They're also the least likely to racemix.

>>724986359
corpo offices dont do that though anon, you're just proving him right when accusing you of just being a retail wagie

>>724978247 (OP)
Is this a reader's digest version of Worm?

She won.

>>724986598
In fairness BB is also practically lining up to suck your dick the moment she sees Robert fighting the Skittles Retards. Probably had him start on a day Chase had or that she knew would be easy to help him get started.

I think that there was a love triangle between Shroud, Astral, and Boberto's mom. His mom probably died and Shroud blamed Robbie the 2nd and killed him for it. All of this probably has something to do with the Astral Pulse.
Screencap this for the reveal.

this whole friday thing is kinda dumb, they're doing worse things. I mean no company IRL would let an FTE go balls deep into work while salary is 'under review' (meaning they're not paying him or have some weird in-kind deal with their mecha repair services).That's a fuckton of compliance red flags

But it's a fucking capeshit videogame, nobody is scanning the SDN office up and down for OSHA violations

>>724985976
This guy's got it right, and whoever thinks otherwise is a bumbling retard.
SDN hired Bob on a friday because that was the day after BB interviewed him, which was after the press conference, which was presumably after he recovered enough to give a statement to everyone.
As for why SDN would bring him on a friday, they work like an emergency service for their suscribers, they need to have people on the line every day.

>>724986285
Well you're an expert consultant, you can start on any day
And we're not just a fucking wagie, we're mechaman, one of the most popular hero around, holder of the mecha technology and the astral pulse ( corpo didn't know we had lost it before hiring) so they would let you start at 2 am if you wanted to

>>724986803
needs to be changed to
>The Chad Robert Robertson III
otherwise, perfect

His ID number is literally "BOOBIES".
I don't think you're meant to take the corporate policies too seriously.

>>724978247 (OP)
Yes and yes.

I choose to believe it's been six months

men secretly love romance novels

>>724986884
Right, which is why he had his arm in a sling still healing yet it was completely fine the next day, right, retard? Also, don't samefag.

>>724986258
>Day 2 - he meets Royd, does his orientation, and meets the team
>Day 3 - he brings his entire mecha suit from home on the top floor of a building, in pieces, across town in multiple trips
>Day 4 - he has reassembled and fixed his entire demolished robot, discovered Astral Core theory, made it seven times, tested it seven times, and went through seven critical failures
No goddamn way all of those episodes are a single day each, one after the other. There is a slim potential that 2 and 3 are just a weekend apart, but 4 has no chance of being the next day.

>>724987021
>Men like things that appeal to them instead of browbeat them for being men and make everything lame
No shit.

is this really a dad bod? looks bruce lee tier to me..

>>724983875
I will say, it feels so weird for BB to fire one of them, even with the explanation. They just had their best day yet under new leadership, a sign that maybe, just maybe, this dispatcher is what they needed to turn their life around, and she decides that the best course of action is completely crush the team's morale and make Robert's job harder because of it? Just smells like sabotage to me.

DIY version

>>724987148
it's relatable averageman body

>>724987025
???
BB says to him "meet me at the SDN offices tomorrow"
So, on episode 2, you go to the SDN offices, meet black einstein and IG, and get to work. Bob's arm is fine because she fixed it with her super strength or whatever. Don't get hung up on something like that.

>>724986291
>But to be real I hope we get to bring Waterboy in too later, feels wrong to just condemn him to being a janitor just because I felt like if I didn't take PM he'd actually kill himself.

I like the idea of more forced rotation of the roster to keep the gameplay fresh. Maybe Blonde Blazer, Royd, Mecha Man or even Chase. Waterboy being under leveled wildcard is a fun extra problem to deal with in the last dispatch mission. Phenomaman dispatch is uneventful in comparison.

>okay PROVE why your common sense take is correct
>*applies common sense explanation*
>I AM CHOLERIC, ALSO SILLY, YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS BRO CHILL OUT
>MY STUPIDITY IS EMPHASIZED BY MY CAPSLOCK
>I will now calmly depict you as a wojak, which means that I have won.

There are obviously days in between each episode.

>>724987148
It's not. Invisigirl was teasing Robert, and Blazer was parroting her after Robert said "Invisigirl's" name was corny as a put-down.

>>724987112
GEMMITY GEM

/v/ the character

>>724987148
Jesus fucking Christ, autists. They are specifically calling it a "washed up" dad bod. Are you an ESL and can't understand clear connotation?
Now post a screenshot of bugged fucking statistics of only 1% of players doing the easiest hacking sequence in the game, and ask "what the fuck is wrong with everyone?"

>>724987465
nah, that's Waterboy.

>>724985223
why would a week start on friday

you niggas are MENTAL

Where's the "persisting in being a superhero" route?

>>724987475
NTA but what's the difference?

>>724987025
That's probably one of the only truly retard thing happning in this game, why does he have a splint after being in coma for months
My guess would be a fell into a coma for a short period, then try to repair his suit for months and when he realised he couldn't he did the press conference

>>724987231
maybe the idea was that she was pushing for it to cope with her own breakup? new me new shakeups etc, that kind of HR cunt thinking except making it everyone else's problem. but that feels like a bit of a stretch and it's more likely they worked backwards from the idea of needing a 'choice' moment

>>724987475
Their stats are bugged out because of the retarded way they implemented certain accessibility options. Another example is that if you turn off QTE/set the game to cinematic mode, it just registers as an autofail for the statistic.

>>724985756
males, women belong to me

>>724987518
Just one schizo who admited already to being a wagie. He then coped about it by saying that because boberto boy is special we should accept the premise that all of this is happening within a few days.

>>724987592
It definitely had something to do with her breakup, i mean, she straight up opens the convo with you on Monday with
>i broke up with phenomeman :)) i've been thinking over the weekend, sometimes you gotta shake things up XD YOLO #vibesmanagement #livelaughlove

>>724987591
And somehow he hurt his shoulder not long before the conference

>>724987591
Maybe he was just that fucked up and hurt

>>724985756
Coupe had already learned to fly so it was a no brainer

>>724987465
>I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.

>>724986267
>Cut Coupe, Phenomaman, date with Mandy.
retarded
should be cut cope, pehomeman, date with invis

>>724987475
>>724987616
Oh, the hacking thing was about the Invisigal fight against Livewire? I was wondering what you guys were talking about when I was first starting out.

>>724978247 (OP)
>Should games start catering to men?
Yes, they should. In fact, game developers figured that out 30 years ago before they got distracted recently.

>>724987704
yeah it just feels weird to include that and (iirc) not make more of a character moment out of it

>>724985756
Coupe, because I really was engaged with Sonar's transforming ability as opposed to Coupe whose power was obsoleted by Prism and Golem.

>>724987791
Yeah.

>>724987704
>>724987592
Eh, still feels like a stretch. So far the game's writing is good enough that I will trust it gets explained better later.

>>724978247 (OP)
I really want to lick the blonde's asshole

>>724987148
that's what "dads" look like these days
Bara-bear-daddies are as much of an endangered species as gyarus
>>724987475
they specify in his design sheet that that's your quintessential dad bod

>>724986954
lol and also based

>>724978418
both games are wokeslop retard

>>724985756
Coupe. Sonar feels like he's actually trying at this second chance he was given, while she just doesn't really care and probably has connections that will set her up in prison.

>>724987121
troon

>>724978418
>implying arc wasn't shilled to hell and back
People really don't remember The Finals' launch and it shows

>>724987832
Golem is so bizarrely overpowered if you train him right, I feel like he'll get axed soon. He's too good.

>>724987763
The fact that you can not send Invisagal to to study before the firing in episode 3 but the game let's you send coupe/Sonar for flight training and then fire them is weird.

>>724982692
Nigger youre only going to find virgin women by camping outside a school at this day and age

>Aaron Paul sounds like shit in Invincible, basically just sounds like Jesse Pinkman
>Sounds nearly completely different in this outside of the time you can have Robert say hey asshole to the skittles squad
Why?

>>724988012
She actually never went to prison. There's a B plot during the Episode 4 dispatches linked to the assassination events that involve Strongfag leaving the party to warn Coupe that her life is in danger, which means she's still roaming free.

>>724988119
Because he cared about this project more

>>724988119
out of the two i think invincible leans a bit harder into the celeb voice actors thing

>>724980506
I'm talking about the options available and the writing that justifies it all.

>>724987068
Have you actually looked at his suit? It's not that big. The truck they use can fit the suit in 1-2 trips. If you compare just the leg Royd is carrying to the truck, you can fit all the limbs in half of it, and the torso is barely bigger than the size of 2 limbs. Royd also mentions he only has 20 minutes to load the shit up when Robert gets upset at him tossing it around like nothing. You also forget that Royd is in charge of fixing it up and he's got more expertise than Robert and has all Robert II/III's notes on the suit and has already been working on schematics for an improved suit by the start of episode 3. He can absolutely get the suit in a basic testing shape and do preliminary tests on new Astral Pulses while Robert is working.

As for Episode 3 and 4 being the next day; do you really think the team is going to wait days to prank Robert for canning Coupe/Sonar? Not to mention the team gives you a ton of shit for cutting somebody during the first part of the morning portion of your shift, and you get stuff like Sonar saying "it's weird that Coupe's gone." Just because the game has spotty writing and doesn't know how to space time out, doesn't change that these are pretty much sequential days.

>>724980683
you need to butter her up first

>>724981182
Are we talking about Phenomaman? Because he literally heard that and didn't care after kissing Robert himself. So....what's your argument?

>>724987704
>>724987592
Correct, she says she needs change so you should also accept change, typical femoid shit

>>724988313
Careful with your wording, she might take that the wrong way

>>724978247 (OP)
they've BEEN doing this
it's goonerslop for retards and zoomers, the 'story' is so laughably basic and all the emphasis is on the coomer shit and zoomer lingo penis poopoo sex jokes.

The only thing this game did different is make the characters not completely fucking ugly on purpose, so /v/ won't shut up about it. but it just shows they're no better than the average zoomer normalfag these days, worse than reddit, even
>uoohhh strong independent girl uoooh sex scene omgggg bump limit another thread guys come on i gotta cooooooom

it's so fucking pathetic
I could excuse it if the 'gameplay' part actually mattered, let alone was fun, but it doesn't. the scenes barely fucking change. you can literally not press any buttons in the start sequence, fail every QTE, and it STILL plays out exactly the fucking same.

this place is full of faggot tourists and underageb@s

>>724985756
Cut Coupe. She was a chronic underperformer while Sonar was absolutely essential as a high-int character.
I'm sure she'll be back.

I recruited Waterboy. It's a trial by fire for sure, but it's the only way forward for him and if he comes out the other end he'll actually have a chance. Beyond that he might actually wind up being a positive influence on the team in return.
Phenomaman is too big of a liability. It's not a good idea to have an emotionally fragile super alien working with both his ex girlfriend and a bunch of shit-talkers.

>>724988441
>Muh zoomers
Millennial-kun, are you balding?

>>724986142
>animetroon
>talking about iq
uh bwo...why would you do this?

>>724988012
>while she just doesn't really care
She cares, in the next episode she even lends her assassin's mask to Prism for a party.

Coupe is really happy to be on the team, she's just a fucking assassin, she can't show emotions well. You, as a perma-autist forever alone virgin, should understand her well. She can't express herself well and needed this job to try to turn her life around.

yo lowkey can't stand this game fr. cringe ahh reddit millenial writing. literal porn n shit. uncs in this thread being attracted to a 27 year old child, diddy blud ahh niggas

>Robert Robertson, you are a good man.
>I think you should skip work tomorrow.

>>724987148
porn brain
same reason you see 12 inch dicks in every porn image/game/model

current generation has really bad porn brainrot

Robert is legit ripped, that's the body of someone who goes to the gym every day and counts calories.

>>724988119
It comes down to the performance. While in context it makes sense for Powerplex to be in utter anguish. Aaron really plays that up so it tends to be a bit much too much. That and maybe the voice director probably added a damper to it. So it comes across as rather hammy more often than not. Where as with Robert Robertson. It's a more casual role, an everyman. Takes things seriously for the most part, doesn't take crap from anybody, and he can be sarcastic at times. Cutting at those that slice at him with his rapier wit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh90ubwtnSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06t2-CczQZg

>>724981504
Yeah, it's clearly what the devs want since she has more "romance" scenes with him than Blazer, especially when Blazer is mostly giving you orders.

>have to leave the house 20 or so minutes after the game comes out
Pain.....here is a cute Manga panel.

>>724982304
>Actually wonder what this says about Baldur's Gate 3, which technically already allowed for this.
That you can get away with anything if you have male strippers and bear sex.

PLEASE

>>724988516
>while Sonar was absolutely essential as a high-int character.
Waterboy exists, he's the defacto int character

>>724988747
GIVE

>>724988771
It'll take time for him to become an effective backup int/charm character

He did nothing. Coop seduced him.

>>724988839
She just said if he wanted to see something cool.

>>724988675
nice reading comprehension

>>724988552
Huh, I guess thinking back on it, there is one line where she talks about needing the job, don't remember when.
Regretfully, despite being a perma autist, I have sex quite regularly, so I guess I don't understand her very well. Hopefully her time off SDA gets expanded upon tomorrow.

>>724988818
not really mine is already at 5

>>724988839
Couldn't he just remove the weights and pass the handcuff through the bar?

>>724985756
i cut the bat

>>724988552
None of them should've been fired, all of them could've been turned into high performers with Boberto's leadership

But we all have to deal with contrived choices&consequence telltale drama and BB's woman moment

>>724988552
Not that guy but I am upset at having kicked Coupé, I did it because I had invested too much into Sonar, but I felt it was a huge mistake to let go of someone that is most likely going to murder some more people.

>>724988954
Yeah I kicked Sonar because he was a much more stable guy. He can get out of jail for good behavior easily, and no doubt he can make money even inside prison. Coupe, on the other hand, I felt really needed Robert's help.

>>724989024
Couldn’t you just shut up?

dollar-store magik not being romanceable is this game's biggest crime
why do the demon girls get done so dirty in these games, first karlach now this

>>724989112
she's easily the least interesting character so it's not a huge loss

Just realized that BB just appointed you and had you fire someone literally a few days later. That's why she hired you. She needed to cut someone but needed someone other than her to be the face of the decision.

>>724989112
Karlach didn’t get done dirty tho

>>724978247 (OP)
No, games should not be even more foid poisoned than they already are.

Coupe should seduce me

>>724989112
there's really nothing interesting about her outside of the look, just jack off to karlach

>>724989303
Are you a 4ft Irishman?

>>724988839
Who the fuck gyms / bench-presses in a full, buttoned suit and tie
Dis nigga insane lmao

>>724989024
kek smartest guy on the team btw

>>724989227
They respect her.
They don't respect Robert.

The writers thought this would be the thing that justifies them taking Robert seriously and beginning to work together.
In practice, it felt random and out of place. Why would Blazer propose this and why wouldn't Robert push back on it? There's no good explanation except bad writing.

>>724989345
Coupe promised him gym sex. But she lied. SHE LIED TO HIM.

>>724988947
Oh, crap. Not another "media literacy" advocate

>>724989024
Isn't that a smith machine? I think the bar in those is stuck to the machine itself, you can remove the weights but it won't matter.

>>724989340
dude no one would want to romance the companions in that game anyways

>>724989482
Also, she tied Sonar up. Keeping him from helping regular people from crimes that were happening. I'm surprised the writers didn't think about that.

>>724978687
what >>724982415 said

>>724989449
yeah realistically it would be the thing that ensure they never respect him, it would fucking destroy team cohesion permanently

>>724989340
He was right.
Adding romance in Fallout was so fucking cringe

>>724978687
Well we already know it sold a million copies. Which is pretty good for a small indie game only half out.

>>724988839
i was glad to get rid of that monotone midget

>>724989340
Is funny, I forgot when the new episodes would come out so I started the game like..2-3 hours later, otherwise I would have been 66K.

>>724989596
CARLOS!

Firing Sonar is literally victim blaming him for getting assaulted

>>724983875
yes but this is a whole new generation of idiots

>>724978981
If they got Bryan Cranston to voice a character im getting this shit. Did they really

>>724989340
I wonder if he was salty about BG3's success after POE2 under performed. Should have put hot romance able bitches in your games faggot

>>724988119
Direction, it's useless to hire the big famous boy if you can't direct him to get what you want from him

>>724978687
Nut up or Shut up

>>724989703
If Sonar wasn't such a cokehead, he wouldn't be within spitting distance of Coupe in the first place.

>>724984481
if you do, you don't have a brain

Was Sonar seriously in jail for a crypto rug pull? I guess he stole a lot of money but honestly if you're that fucking dumb in 2025 you kind of deserve it

>>724989752
Neither would Coupe if she wasn’t a serial killer

>>724989779
And cyberbullying.
He convinced trans kids to kill themselves.

so, when does the chapter 5 and 6 will drop ?

>>724989803
Killing people and being low on the list is entirely logical. Being so incompetent, you're on the same level as the serial killer, is very low.

>>724989843
15 hours

>>724978687
Come on, AMD's quarterly report wasn't that good, with... Wait you're talking about something that doesn't matter aren't you?

>>724989340
hot sluts sell
simple as

>>724989779
>embezzlement, extortion, drug possession, forgery, fraud, money laundering, perjury, and cyberbullying

>>724978418
>Arc Raiders
first time i hear of it

>>724989809
Can't be true. His hero score would be way higher.

>>724989809
He's too based to be kicked out

>>724989575
That was me asking, I think they meant 100k peak here >>724989340 but wanted confirmation.

>>724989875
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Any girl who is constantly making sexual innuendos is a huge fucking red flag. Tomboy or not open your eyes anons.

>>724989862
Copium

>>724989340
It's not about just having romance. It's about having appealing options which is why nobody gave a shit about Veilguard because all the options were not good.

>>724989927
He probably represented himself and used that defense. But Commiefornia didn’t care for it.

>Some characters have barely more than 10 lines so far
>already kpop stan level of brigading and forcing down the most basic fucking character in everyone's throat like they were better written than Charles foster Kane
I don't believe in shilling campaign but Telltalefags need to calm their tits and I mean it because there is an exaggerated amount of women and faggots among this fanbase.
Waifufags will always have dogshit taste and claim some worthless whore as the pinnacle of mankind so I don't mind them but right now most of the cast is shallow as fuck, I think 80% of Malevola and Prisma lines were just insults.

>>724989928
shes a virgin (lesbian sex is not real sex) thats why shes obssessed with innuendos

>>724989928
>Golem is a good fit for this mission

Maybe if Blonde Blazer wasn't a fraud and actually looked like this she'd be more popular.

>>724989984
>It's about having appealing options
that's what he means when he talks about masturbatory indulgence. That's why all his characters are ugly and the ones that aren't are non-romancable.

Is it petty that I cut sonar only because faggot critikal was voicing him?

>>724981027
I wouldn't mind, she has nice saggers and looks squeezable

/v/ has convinced me to play this game.

why did no one talk about this

>>724990119
that is absolutely how they should have made her built. she needs more physical contrast to invisigal.

Blazer just wants to settle down and have some kids.

>>724990207
No, I'd get rid of that cunt Alanah for the same reasons. She can't act for shit and neither can charlie

>>724990251
Everytime someone on /v/ buys the game I get +30 bucks on my account

>>724990269
Was it implied that Invisigal was the one printing these? Also why the mustache?

>>724989862
>15 hours
fuck, it's already 2am for me
and I will need to wait for a cracked version to be shared :(

>>724990090
I honestly thought he would be too retarded or slow for it. I sent malevola and flambae irc

>>724990207
I actually like Sonar.

>>724990251
>console
ew

>>724988441
With anons like this around, imagine what would've happened if the first Huniepop had launched today.

>>724983314
Lel

>>724990348
What did she hope to accomplish?

>>724989449
>eyebros
>missing tooth
>spaghetti
I've never seen so many wrong decisions in one pic

>>724983875
Wish BoV get SNES port via pvsneslib

>>724990383
or Katawa Shoujo

>>724990207
i don't know who that is

What the actual FUCK is the fire guy's problem? He's such a twat it's unreal.

>>724990348
>robert raises her spirits one time
>immediately has a wet dream about him and starts stalking

what the fuck is her problem?

>>724990527
the situation is crazy guy, you've been recommended at least one of his videos before

>>724990474
The only wrong choice was the spaghetti.

>>724981027
Horrific as she's wearing a Christian cross and still doing what she does.

>>724990470
she's half assedly trying to assert dominance until he gets sick of her shit and puts her in her place
it made her giny tingle when he flipped out and called her a selfish fucking asshole, you see.

>>724987903
https://files.catbox.moe/8kxcdt.webm
you mean like this?

>>724990598
He's gay and he's from Afghanistan. He's a walking contradiction.

>>724982101
im 26 years old and i never even kissed a girl

>>724990598
He
1. Controls the fire
2. Controls the flame
3. His skin does not burn

>>724990251
Game is good. And given this is ex-telltale staff it's no surprise why it's good.

>>724989717
It's speculation. that character is Shroud and is set up to be the big bad but we haven't hear him speak.

>>724990470
Stalking a person she was thinking about fucking. At best, it's predatory.

>>724990673
How is the fire different from the flame?

>>724990706
Shroud’s voiced by Matt Mercer

>>724990660
He has fire powers and can fly. I'm sure that's kept him from receiving an "honor killing".

>>724990723
Don’t question a real superhero

>>724990598
The weird thing is that they could have done something interesting. Like he used to be a villain, and so thinks heroism is the highest calling and so when Mecha Man called it quits, he thought it was cowardice (even without his suit), but the writers didn't think of that.

holy shit these dispatch threads have been at the top for weeks already. is it really that big?

>>724990723
Flame is a stream of hot, burning gas from something on fire.

Fire (material that is in) the state of burning that produces flames that send out heat and light, and might produce smoke.

>>724990613
don't use yt with recommendations on, though i'm pretty online so might have seen some clip of the guy while scrolling. doesn't ring a bell though

>>724990812
>is it really that big?
yes
*unzips dick*

>>724990912
Oh, thank God.

>>724990329
I think it was punch up

>>724989024
LMAO

this is why he got kicked out

>>724978687
Nigga that's NUTS!

The z team take guesses on when robert will quit on his first day, and they mentioned it was friday. His first day was friday, you guys are fucking retarded if you think the episode went over the span of a week

>>724991206
Blondie says at the very end of the episode that it’s Friday and she’ll see Robert again on Monday

>>724990912
Don't be sad that it's ending, be glad that it happened.

>I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time
>And I think that’s why we were brothers
>Because you did too

>>724991482
kek

>>724990616
Spaghetti is poetic and it leads to funnier dialogue with BB. I also think he looks marginally better without eyebrows than without a tooth

>>724990119
AI shit is cringe fuck off

>>724991249
It was said during the first fucking dispatch. It was all the same day. He started work on friday

>>724990119
>toned
>thunder thighs
I've been waiting for this!

>>724991629
>I also think he looks marginally better without eyebrows than without a tooth
Based and correct

>>724990704
>ex-telltale staff
Ah, so that's why.

>>724991629
He does seem to get more irritated about the shake being in his hair though.

I didnt even know there was a difference in flambae looks. Throwing water on the fire guy just seemed like the obvious choice

Why does this game not feel as woke as some other telltale games?

>>724991857
Because it’s not Telltale itself, it’s creatives from Telltale that broke off to do their own thing

>>724991857
it feels so relaxed
it's like HR finally left the fucking room for 2 damned seconds

>>724991629
wrong and wrong

terrible opinion

And now we can’t make a new thread for a while because someone just put a rage bait thread up

>>724991629
the eyebrows come back after a few episodes too

>>724991857
because its anti-woke, the woke crowd despises this game

>>724991829
he was trying to start shit and Robert has no superpowers, so I think the alcohol was better

>>724991691
You're Black.

BB recruited him on a friday, he went to the interview on monday, and the first dispatch was on a second friday

its been a year since the first episode

Consider this as well: >>724992084

>>724992092
Yet people here still say it's woke from the artstyle alone.

>>724990346
Sonar honestly shouldn't be a hero, he should be the company's detective or something.

>>724991857
smaller studio, the creatives took those who weren't retarded and forced quotas
telltales became too big, which mean hr, useless meeting instead of acting and choosing the direction for a project to go

>>724992182
those aren't people

>>724992182
those people are retarded subhumans and you should disregard everything they say

>>724992148
>its been a year since the first episode
no it's not
fucking retard, at least give real source on your claim

>>724992182
bots and indians

>>724992092
eehhh kind of. It's still decently popular with "that" crowd because the game kind of blew up. They're all probably coping that the game will have gay romances still

>>724992148
>its been a year since the first episode
wtf

>>724992148
>its been a year since the first episode
Ok you made me laugh
based fucking retardo

>>724992316
It's a feeling.

>>724992148
Actually...

>>724992148
BB recruited him on a friday and he only went to SDN a year later on another friday because he forgot

>>724990470
checking out his ass

>>724992675
Robert WAS drunk the night before so I can believe it.

>>724991857
>Why does this game not feel as woke as some other telltale games?
Because you're not paying attention

>>724992741
Pretty flat ass.

>>724992618
"Robert" that we play as in the game is Shroud. The real Robert died and Shroud went into an artificial coma to replace him, infiltrate the SDN, fuck Invisibitch, and then discover the secrets of the Mechaman robot.
La Creatividad does it again.

>>724992148
If any bit of this is true then the game does a terrible job as displaying the passage of time.
Its been a week max

>>724992365
Because they've been baited with this PR statement.

>>724992609
and I have the feeling that you have 3 copies of chromosome 21

>>724992963
I don't think anyone but /v/ knows that statement exists

>>724993223
Its literally on discord, official discord with 500k+ users

>>724993249
I wonder once they realize that nothing will come of it. How AdHoc will have to backpedal and save face.

Sex with royd

>>724993396
His balls are microscopic from all the juicing.

>>724993453
I will be topping