Thread 724983907

I have no ulterior motives. Post sexy squids.

>>724983907 (OP)
anal impregnation of a squid

Shiver's new look is pure sex.

>>724984796
>octos leave the poop sewers and going squid society
>instantly become whores

Cutie.

>>724985017
And that's a good thing!

>>724985017
We'll never get our girls back.

>>724984294
>a little shy about it
So hot.

>>724986118
Heavy hangers.

>>724983907 (OP)
Guys. I am starting to suspect that Nintendo is starting to lean into it. They might be making the anthropomorphic cephalopods sexy on purpose.

i like squids that take fat shits

>>724986735
I mean they've been making them more human-like in proportion for some time now.

I do not understand why Harmony got to be so popular, im sorry its been bothering me.

You guys need to stop posting lewd content where an innocent yebby might see it and get thoughts

Marina and Pearl, my beloveds.

Splatoon is my favourite videogame I've never played.

>>724986891
Delicious Marina. She looks like she fucks tiny white women.

>>724986878
Agree honestly. I just don't get it myself.

>>724987060
Marina is for little white boys!

>>724987241
Muh.

>>724987197
Little white tomboys, yes.

>>724987680
If pearl dressed like this i might change my mind

>>724987483
Hnnngh imagine their bellies swollen with my cum

>>724987483
So true AGPsis!

>>724987680
If you don't think Pearl is an absolute baddie, there's something legitimately wrong with you.

>>724987995
Go back to fecesbook zoomer.

slop octo wife

>>724986118
I'm glad the community came to the consensus that Marie has humongous tits.

It's NNN...

>>724988498
Non stop

>>724988498
Oh no! Anyway...

>>724988448
If I recall correctly there was a japanese Splatfest where her side was "milk" and obviously it ran from there.

>>724987995
Correct opinion. Good job.

veemo!

>>724986735
Wasn't that confirmed in Octo Expansion? Where they made the Octolings intentionally more sexy than Inklings?

Post more Squid Moms.

Also, where's the Splatoon Raiders news, Nintendo?

Plap PLAP PLAP GET pregnant get pregNanT!!

Shit thread with the same images that have been reposted dozens of times already
You coombrains give this series a bad name, if it didn't already have one. What is the point of these porn dump threads when there's never anything new?

>>724990643
LOOL! GAMER!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!! FUCKING GAMER! GAMER!!!

>>724988863
I like to think so.

>>724983907 (OP)
I already lost NNN to Marina... I want to lose again...

>>724990096
Squid moms need love too.

>>>/trash/
Kill yourself.

>>724987680
Pearl's Side Order fit hits a very specific part of my brain that likes girls in clothes that are too big for them. See also when they added enlarged shirts to Splat 3

>>724990643
I'm trying to limit the amount of slop I post.

can ink squids even have vaginas or live birth

>>724991369
I'll excuse your ESL babbling retardation and answer the question in good faith: both octos and inklings evolved to be more human-like. They don't lay eggs and give live birth as evidenced by everyone having a bellybutton therefore being attached to their mother during gestation via an umbilical cord.

>>724991369
>>724991467
they give anal birth

>>724990643
>Shit thread

i just realized it aint summer anymore

>>724991369
Eggs, They lay eggs but since the inklings and Octolings are Human in design, my guess is that they probably have a pussy, a very tight one that keeps you from pulling out

inkling hyper belly inflation
and
hyper breast expansion

>>724990643
We need new material to draw new material and Nintendo won't tell us anything right now.

Whore.

>>724991590
Uh oh...

>>724991697
Is this by that same artist who did those animations?

>>724986735
>starting to suspect that Nintendo is starting to lean into it
Where have you been

>>724991779
No, just the same model.

Acht.

>>724991569
Leave your Tumblr ABO fantasies out of this

>>724992018
So, is Acht going to be cured of sanitazation by the next game? Because isn't that why she was there? For Marina's project to help her?

>>724992549
>cured

I don't think she can be cured? She got her soul sucked out, can't really get that back.

>>724991039
>barely clothed 'sfw' marina
I could cum

>>724992079
dont have to post in the thread if you dont like the canon

Substance abuse.

>>724993037
this art is ugly

>>724993037
i want to be in the middle

>>724993037
This is why new Turf War laws have to be written between each game.

>>724987680
That's me. I don't get to ERP as her enough

>>724993541
??????? wtf

>>724992992
luv me chocolings

>>724993541
Begone faggot.

>>724993583
We have an ocean of great art for all these characters and you post slop?

I still love you, Heavy Splatling.

splatummy

JTVeemo girls are so good

Fun fact: Octos are inherently sluttier than Inklings.

>>724994756
Replacement theory but it happens naturaly because Octos have evolved for nothing but sexual pleasure

>>724994756
>>724994809
Naturally, my ass. Slutty Octolings are a plot by DJ Octavio to steal the Zapfish.

Again.

>>724994750
So are JTVeemo boys

What kind of idols would you like for the 4th installment of the splatoon series

>>724994508
For me it's the Hydra.

>>724995053
Fair tradeoff, And besides, does the fish actuallly matter when every capital will eventually be nothing but Octo/Inkling hybrids?

>>724995251
It's probably going to be Callie and Marie again, but my choices are MILFs, Gyarus, or Femboys.

>>724995251
shota pearl-height not at all shota
Lanky fujo octo

>>724995251
I could go for another stoic, big titty idol, similar to Marie.

>>724995554
If they actually did serious boy idols and not just big man as a 3rd wheel type character id be shocked

>>724995736
Yeah, the Splatoon Team still doesn't like Boy Inklings all that much, but how long can they deny Octoling Boys and their love for crossdressing?

>>724996051
They should do rival groups, a traditional female pair and a pair of boys. And have the fests being Group v Group so we're back at two teams

Splat2 idols will never be topped, Marina is especially powerful

>>724996692
They didn't top the first idols, and nobody likely ever will.

>>724996781
Agree to respectfully disgaree, octos in general are more demanding of ink than any other cephs. Marina and Pearl are the best out of all three groups of idols.

scat

>>724996781
>>724996885
I'm not sure I can handle another DLC of Marina constantly talking about Pearl. Even Acht was creeped out while standing in that elevator.

Anytime we have a splatcoom thread I hope jtveemo posters and cropped-porn posters start posting countdowns and cum commands

>>724996959
No that's bad.

>>724997140
I hope they don't because that ruins every thread they post in and frankly I hope you kill yourself for bringing that evil upon us.

Inkling Boys need love too.

>>724997089
I need the DLC where Pearl is hidden standing on her tippy toes licking Marina up and down while she delivers the daily news until her legs give out at the very end of the update and Pearl stands up and finishes the segment with an inked face like nothing is wrong.

>>724996051
In the making of Splatoon one they started with the female inkling first and they thought about adding a male form later on 'cause they thought this series would be more of a hit with the females it is in Japan.

>>724997265
These hags are sexual predators.

I love my granny

>>724997537
what kind of thong is this called?

>Splatoon Raiders
>We're stuck on a deserted island with Frye, Shiver, and Big Man
>Holy, Krakens. The Gear vs Grub vs Fun Splatfest has come back for revenge

>>724997703
>>724997537
>>724997089
I need to drain my ink

>>724997728
Who won that one?

>>724997750
Kill yourself back to /trash/ then.

>>724997829
Shiver with Gear, but that Splatfest was worded weird and people were arguing if they meant vacationing on a deserted island or trapped on a deserted island. Because Japanese students sometimes spend a few days, camping on a local island.

I believe it was meant to be trapped on a deserted island.

>>724997997
Yet more translation fuckery.

Frye's canonical fat hangers.

>>724998119
That Inkling needs to be on a watch list. She's a menace to polite Inkling society!

I don't think squid pussy is real, I'm a visual learner btw

>>724998216
Beware the yellow woomy of ill-omen.

>>724998214
True although fanart exaggerates them.

Need to lick a ceph clean after a lengthy triple shift at grizzco

>>724998474
They need to bring back the morale corps.

>>724997537
This hag is too powerful.

>>724998584
Me in the back.

>>724998546
I could make a mentally and physically tired ceph feel rejuvenated after such intense work, and would drown in their ink until they were ready for more intense battles.

>>724998474
>>724998546
If you pocket your Specials the entire shift, you don't get to spend time with the GrizzCo Morale Octolings.

Takos.

>>724998810
What happens to the Takos now that the Inkling vs Octoling War is over.......again?

>>724998809
I'm trying my best captain! The uniform's too small!

>>724998809
TF2 has taught me to 'pop it' not 'drop it', but the amount of times I've used everything on wave 2 and 3 only to get a surprise wave 4 where I have nothing is too damn high

>>724999072
But they don't carry over to Wave 4. You always get one if there's a Boss Wave.

>>724999165
Is that so? It's hard to tell sometimes when everything immediately goes wrong against the big bads that come to shore. Not even my cephs shapely swaying hips can hold out against the enemy.

where is it

>>724999264
It's a problem because the employee manual lies and says that remaining Specials get distributed to everyone in Wave 4, but no.

Even if you have both Specials, you only get one during a Boss Wave, BUT you get two if it's a Triumvirate Boss Battle.

Remember that Salmonids want to steal all the snacks and clothing inside your locker.

Show no mercy.

>>724999432
That's very high quality knowledge I will struggle to remember during the chaos of a boss wave with randoms, and I will be sure to pop my special and hope to get the best affect out of it before we all splat

woomy!

Cute.

>>724999401
Right here.
https://mega.nz/file/uMAn1CLS#hT3kc3S5MoEov7XkQyCltG4bRR523H5E7D49_FrfAF8
Run game using the "updater", new updates comes out once a month or so. Android apk is in the apk folder.

>>724999851
Veemo

>>725000683
can I get idols to rape me in this

Sex

Thicc squids.

>>725004296
Sexy armpit.

>>725004351
I know Halloween is already over, but here.

>>725004389
Ahhh! I'm scared stiff!

>>725004575
>scared stiff
I fucking see what you did there, you cheeky cunt, lmao.

Thicc squids.

I will post this creature every Splacoom thread and force you to look at her.

>>725005089
apparently this was a commission. I need more people to pay this artist to draw octopussy

>>725005273
???
This scary af

>>725006201
too big

>>724983907 (OP)
Frye and Shiver Footjobs

>>724988498
No Noise November

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>724990643
>What is the point of these porn dump threads when there's never anything new?


But enough about Fire Emblem

>>725006201
god.. that's scaring me so much, that artist does good work..

barely covered pump bait makes me need to ink

>>725006498
I'm sure your tranny friends on the /trash/ discord can help you.

>>725006498
Only big throbbing and full tanks can ink, we need to cover lots of splatzone.

>>724998859
Nogami will PERSONALLY invent a horrible new threat to MAIM and BULLY them into being the enemies yet again so they will be KEPT from their FAMILIES for a third game, and then I will CRY.

Ink this, splat that.
You're not cumming in a worksafe thread are you?

>>725006803
Isn't that illegal?

>>725006852
Yep! Sometimes there's a freak or two who can't keep from pumping on a blueboard

>the troon faggot has arrived

Well it was fun while it lasted. Poor Marina doesn't deserve to be associated with this shit.

>>725006952
Well then I better continue not pumping for cephs despite all the work they did! Would hate to be one of those freaks that knows all about their swaying hips or whatever.

>>725006985
Pretty sure it's the same faggot replying to himself.

>>725007052
>>725006952
>>725006803
>>725006652
I think I might splat

>>725007107
Cum
>>725007052
Oops, guess there are some weirdos here

>>725007107
You better not

>>725007218
anon you really shouldn't tempt me like this

>>725006952
Man, why do you have to be so gay.
We had these threads without your faggotry for years and we were fine. Why do you have to come here and ruin things? Go to trash, you have threads for this kind of stuff there. Respect your fellow coomers.

>>725007326
Just takes one dedicated shithead to ruin something good unfortunately.

>>725007226
>>725007268
oops

I've read about some anons that by all accounts, want to watch the competitive splatoon scene. They come online to post about the scenes of the competitive open maps, they are rank triple x on every map of ranked on every season and see splacoom as a disparage to the core of splatoon posting on v, vg, or even /e/. These same posters will only ever come alive to complain about posts. They will never post unless they see others posting in ways they do not endorse, even if there are multiple possible threads.

If you don't enjoy cephs in the same way, you better not post!

I'm always surprised when people make an /e/ thread, post borderline porn, then get shocked when people start jerking off. What did you expect, tasteful discussion on how see through clothing shows JUST enough skin to let ink slip off?

>>725007623
Yes, actually

>>725007585
>>725007623
Nah ERP niggers just deserve to be lambasted.

I wish I could run out of sexy squids. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

>>725007641
weird.... but I guess.....

>>725007623
Yes, a normal coom thread. Fuck off you cocksucker.

>>725007585
What a psychotically deluded excuse you've made up for yourself to excuse how much of an insufferable faggot you are. Kill yourself.

>>725007791
That seems extremely unreasonable in many ways

>>724987017
and a gleep gloop to you, young lady

>we want to post porn and jerk off
>but NOT be told to, we do it on our own terms!
I still don't get it

>>725007929
Cute octo. Very molestable.

>>725007962
You're retarded, we get it.

>>725008043
>porn thread
>anons jerk off
>other anons get pissed at them for jerking off
not looking good for the humiliation gooners

>>725007962
Some people are very picky and don't feel too gay about using pictures to make each other cum, but too gay once words and exchanges get involved.

>>725008151
that explains it much better, thanks

>>725008195
>>725008223
>>725008252
>>725008265
why is this octo a zombie

Squiggers could be here

>>725008318
No squiggers allowed.

Why are veemos like this?

>>725008406
What if they have so much ink that's ready to burst out everywhere? Shouldn't it already be flowring out?

>>725008593
Please go away.

>>725008545
overexposure to white yebbys
>>725008593
melons...

>>725008545
Living in a strict military dictatorship means that when they're exposed to freedom they go a little crazt.

>>725008641
Reduced ink capacity should still be pressing their max

It's always the same pics in these threads...

If octos deserve squid rights it's only fair that the next game gives us sanitized idols

>>725008593
Dumping shots of ink between those pillows...

>>725008797
Sanitized cephs aren't people.

>>725008720
Are they all so easily followed?

Oops!

>>725009119
Where'd her clothes go

>>725009472
Ink sacs that huge cannot be competitively viable...

>>725009190
>>725009578
You're fucking annoying

sfw

Fashion squids.

>>725009604
You seem tense.

Oops!

>>725009578
>>725009612
Fat and Heavy and full of ink ready to burst everywhere

My ink is about to burst even if I'm struggling not to let it. Where is it all going, I wonder?

>>725009827
Guess

>>725008965
Yes. Someone will posts the lesbian pearl one and the scat schizo will show up eventually

>the actual nsfw porn is untouched

Ok so this annoying faggot is a janny. How troublesome.

>>725009826
>female presenting nipple
You can't post that in tumblr! oh wait

>>725009885
This splatzone has only a few competitors to my understanding, but could use so many more

>>725009925
Pearl and Marina both end up close to octo posting in general since they both push ceph posting to the limits while sharing octo achievements

>the state of the thread

Grim. I wonder what's drawn all these utterly insufferable shitheads. We had these threads for years without them leaking from their /trash/ containment threads. Fucking tragic. I guess we can't really have these threads anymore.

>>725010129
>for years without them
Have you seen any of the past splat coom threads or are you just pretending

I hope the "made to swell up and explode" guy shows up too, I like that guy.

>>725010193
Yes I am aware of this cockslurping faggot's unwanted presence in more recent splacoom threads. But it wasn't always that way, retard.

>>725010289
is it that it's gay?? Do you get scared when someone mentions ink or dick. Maybe you really are an /e/ poster in the purest way

>>725010129
Eh, I'm just the dude who drops the Whichdoll and Nobunagapero art, while just being chill, friendly and such.

I want to impregnate squids!

>>725010434
>is it gay to ERP with another man in public

How fucking stupid are you?

>>725010518
I really don't see the difference between whatever 'erp' this is supposed to be and posting porn knowing a man is going to jerk off to it

Reminder

>>725010436
kill yourself gooner. Porn posters get the rope

>>725010554
Other people clearly more intelligent than you do, and are making it painfully obvious. Go away.

Let them in

Stay on topic!~

>>725010698
I'm more interested in a third race for Splat 4.

>>725010604
>one person

>>725009885
>not deleted
hot

>>725010589
Marina's uneasy side-eye betrays the miles of squid kid dick that painted her interior.

>>725010961
>dyke fucking young fans
incredibly fucking based

>>725011145
kissing around the tip. They're no Callie Marie but They'd look cute sharing a human

I think this looks like a perfect splatzone to ink sooner than later, but I'm open to ideas

>>725010595
>t. Puritanfaggot
Rope this faggot and his family for being a waste of fucking oxygen, lmao.

>>725011243
>safe-horny jtveemo
fuck

>>725011321
Where else would we ink all over?

>>725011376
I guess you're right-- But I should be productive, not drooling ink to completely blue board friendly images

>>725005089
>>725006054
I like how they draw brown girls and abs, so should I comm a toned Frye?

>>725011463
That gap

>>725011427
But where else are we going to empty our ink tanks if not in just a few minutes?

>>725011506
I guess shooting ropes across shiver's bare stomach and thighs... I would never though

Squid titties have gotta be the softest fuckin thing. Like you take one in hand and it just flows over all edges of your palm.

>>725011573
>press them together
>squish
>slide in
>slide out
>back in
>glue them together with ink
It's really that easy, what are they feeding these girls

>>725011637
I don't think about pasties enough for how much I love them.

>>725011506
>>725011463
>>725011243
my dick isn't gonna survive

>>725011686
>>725011637
I could ink

>>725011725 >>725011550I
s this where my ink finally lands?! Spilling out against possinle ink zones in a huge, contested mess? It should be!

>>725011725
>>725011728
>two anons about to lose from worksafe images
hate to see it!

>>725011673
Just two thrusts is all it takes, huh?

someone post the shiver stomach closeup please

>>725011750
erotic tummy is a good place for ink
>>725011769
it shouldn't feel so good... but it does

>>725011769
Gonna be three soon

>>725011802
You better hurry and decide because I really need to ink too, but was hoping you would decide where this splatzone lands

>>725011913
butts I think are the best place, maybe

>>724987680
Gremlin > other squids.
>literally thought Octos were just squids with weird haircuts

>>725011871
Lose

>>725011932
>>725011954
same gooner brain

>>725012008
I need to push the nozzle between them so bad it's unreal

good thread but it needs more paruko

>>725011968
>Expand the image
>Scroll down so I can only see her mouth and her body, but not her eyes
Yep I lost.

>>725011968
God have mercy I'm about to

>>725012126
Good job!
>>725012130
about to

>>725012043
Three points of attack.

Please just give me a target to ink all over and claim for a splatzone, This needs to be where all my ink is going already!

Do these splacoom threads literally ever get deleted? I swear the jannies let these ones fly every time. Not really complaining, just nooooticing.

>>725012208
post the alt of that and I will
>>725012246
I've noticed that too. I think they want us to get it out of our system

>>724987680
pearl's personality pushes her above the rest
her dynamic with marina, being her big sis, is the cutest

>>725012297
fuck

>>725012246
Trashtrannies get mod protection
Notice that they do get deleted unless someone starts erping

>>725012246
They get autosaged a lot but these niggers ERPing with each other have polluted it so thoroughly that I'd frankly be fine with this one getting the axe early. I won't make a thread like this again, I don't want to enable this behavior.

>>725012383
Your loss

>>725012091
i kneel.

>>725012280
>Post the alt of that and I will
Maybe there's more ceph posting than what I can be readily seen with and need

>>725012508
I'm sure no one will notice if you delete it really fast!~

It's the araeola peeks that especially get me

I'm starting to want to lose

>>725012508
>titfuck marina
>suddenly get your dick bit by a teeny tiny pearl

>>725012684
Guess you better lose right now. right. now

>>725012586
>Pumping for squids, cephs, and more
sorry, but I'm just looking for a mess to ink out for and think I found one across this excuse

>>725012718
She has a commanding need for your ink in the end, doesn't she?

>>724983907 (OP)
nortubel tier art

>>725012684
>starting
at least you're stronger than me.

>>725012730
I changed my mind...

Lose.

>>725012807 >>725012730

This is too much...

>>725012807
i lost

>>725012939
but I didn't

>>725012956
one more chance nonny, ready? Make sure to tell everyone how you hard you lost!

>>725013050
no please don't do it

Octos belong in the blender

>>725013070
Lo$e

I really, really need to know when to ink. Please, please ink soon and hard and everywhere like we should.

Ink should be spilling in 10 minutes at most, if it can't be messy and remembered, or maybe it should be?

>>725013095
too good..

I'm beginning to think that anon was right about the ERP nigger being a janny.

>>725013125
You're inking right now actually, sorry not sorry

>>725013104
NTA but I lost

>>725013189
I'm about to, especially without a goal

You caught me, I need to ink and pump hard amongst all these favorites

>>725013242
>>725012807
oops

>>725013269
I hate you, pump all my thick white ink out please. You're so good at understanding what we all need for ink targets!

>>725013226
Yay! Respond to this post with 'I lost to Shiver' if you're a mess of nerves that can't control their basic human desires who'll more than likely catch a 3 day! Lose!

i saved almost all of the pics sent here thanks anons

>>725013335
Sorry nonny.. you have your orders, better hope it's not a 3day...

>>725013340
I lost to shiver

>>725013390
Inking for highly sticky amounts of release, especially with those knowing more than I produce at once . My ink tanks can only swell for those in need/

>>725013340
you're ruining these threads i lost to shiver

>>724993681
Get used to it, the future is now. And I'm not saying that as a snarky gotcha, I regularly curate and download desirable art; production of has dropped like a fucking rock in the last year and a half. Now I don't know if it's artists becoming disillusioned by the wave of slop, or them bunkering down somewhere off the clearnet, but every week there's fewer and fewer non-AI pieces caught in my nets.

>>725013501
>>725013340
last chance. ink now. don't bother replying if it's not the magic four words

>>725013284
This octo is so cute that I actually feel bad about wanting to fuck her tits. I don't want her to think for a second that that's all she's good for.

>>725013620
So true, she's got a mouth too

>>725013553
it may be a you problem because i've easily filtered out the slop out of my nets and artists are still putting out hot shit, but it's not like a huge deal or anything so whatever

show me huge callie ass

>>725013618
Please, I want to lose. Can I ink? I'm so ready.

Can I please ink and finish in a huge mess?

Post some fucking Fryes now

ink

>>725013761
What an incredible incoming mess for it!

>>725013340
i lost to shiver

>>725013340
I lost to Shiver. Thank you, I can go to sleep now...

Thanks for cumming everyone, I need to go cook. Make sure to remind yourself you failed november 5 days in to an idol

>>725012141
love them stocky squids

good thread

i agree! bump

Good thread besides the ungodly faggots.

>>724987680
>not wanting to manhandle a bratty gremlin
i cant post a reaction image so imagine im laughing at your life

baseball uniforms are so hot/cute, wish there were more pictures like that one

Erp trannies are a plague

who cares, if you wanna post your /e/ splatoon yuri folder you can do it without reading the work 'ink' and getting mad

>>725018131
made for shooting ropes over

>>725018131
whorectavio

>>725007962
A lot of anons are total retards and somehow think participating in threads like these isn't gay if they don't talk about the fact that they're going out of their way to masturbate with a bunch of other men and make each other cum. Thankfully other anons are actually honest with themselves.