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Anonymous No.724998583 [Report] >>724998684 >>724999387 >>725005168 >>725006886 >>725007986 >>725015109
SIR! SIR!!! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT ROSALINA AMIIBO SIR!!!
YES I KNOW ITS $40 BUT THATS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A CLEAR CON- SIR!! DO NOT WALK OUT THAT DOOR!!! SIR!!!!
Anonymous No.724998632 [Report]
lol
Anonymous No.724998684 [Report] >>724998767 >>724999704 >>725006909 >>725007567 >>725009674 >>725009904
>>724998583 (OP)
>"BUT SIR! IT'S SOO PRETTTY."
Anonymous No.724998687 [Report] >>724998868
i dont steal things
im a good boy
Anonymous No.724998718 [Report]
If they didn't make the amiibos 50$ I wouldn't have to steal them. That's also why I usually take an extra one to sell because that's such an insane price
Anonymous No.724998767 [Report] >>724998837 >>724998848 >>724998878 >>724998950 >>725007572 >>725009556
>>724998684
>this thing can get a wife but /v/ can't
Anonymous No.724998837 [Report]
>>724998767
you forgot to mention the part where she's a landwhale and they're in a polycule
Anonymous No.724998848 [Report]
>>724998767
only a numale retard would fall for the wife meme
Anonymous No.724998868 [Report]
>>724998687
as a white person I'm physically unable to steal
Anonymous No.724998878 [Report] >>725001087
>>724998767
Depends if the myocarditis is also a package deal with the wife.
Anonymous No.724998908 [Report] >>724999071 >>724999239 >>725001907 >>725005645
I stole a psp from Walmart as a kid. Retard let me put it in my cart because I had “more shopping to do”. Took it to the bathroom and pocketed the device and charge cords then walked away. Told my parents I won it at a school assembly.
Anonymous No.724998950 [Report] >>724999074
>>724998767
His 'wife' is a gorlock the destoryer.
Anonymous No.724999071 [Report] >>724999239 >>725002801
>>724998908
What you do with the packaging? The PSP came in a big box.
Anonymous No.724999074 [Report]
>>724998950
>a
there's more than one gorlock?
>destoryer
AND it destroys children's storybooks?! what a cruel beast...
Anonymous No.724999239 [Report]
>>724998908
>>724999071
I'm invested now.
Anonymous No.724999387 [Report]
>>724998583 (OP)
you can just download amibo shit to your phone and the switch will scan it
Anonymous No.724999704 [Report] >>724999740 >>725002560 >>725002896 >>725003470 >>725003948 >>725004469 >>725005787 >>725007840 >>725009615 >>725009683
>>724998684
This is his wife. How the fuck?
Anonymous No.724999740 [Report] >>725003657
>>724999704
zoom out
Anonymous No.725001087 [Report] >>725003756
>>724998878
You're several times more likely to get that from covid19 than any of the vaccines for it.
Anonymous No.725001907 [Report]
>>724998908
Based thiefanon
Anonymous No.725002560 [Report] >>725003657
>>724999704
lmao you born yesterday?
i can already tell that this bitch is a whale just from her face
Anonymous No.725002801 [Report]
>>724999071
He just left it in the bathroom. People do shit like this a lot.
Anonymous No.725002896 [Report] >>725003657
>>724999704
the chin filter is barely working
Anonymous No.725003470 [Report] >>725003657
>>724999704
>what is a filter
Anonymous No.725003657 [Report] >>725006989
>>725003470
>>725002896
>>725002560
>>724999740

the absolute cope
Anonymous No.725003756 [Report] >>725005595
>>725001087
covid has animal resovoirs, impossible to vaccinate. Secondly, your script writers said it doesnt prevent covid, nor stop spreading it, it really does nothing but negatives or nothing at all.

>taking trumps vac
LOL
Anonymous No.725003948 [Report]
>>724999704
her arm is bigger than mine and im 200lbs and 6ft4 holy fitler.
Anonymous No.725004469 [Report] >>725006808
>>724999704
Clearly he either has money, or she has low standards/taste. Believe it or not some attractive women just settle, or don't seek attractive men despite being attractive themselves. I probably stems from poor self-esteem and confidence. They might just target fewer desirable men because it's easier, and the less desirable men think "Holy shit how can this girl be interested in someone like me!?"
Anonymous No.725005168 [Report] >>725005270 >>725005989 >>725007019 >>725007130 >>725007638 >>725007670 >>725007709 >>725007747 >>725009864 >>725009994
>>724998583 (OP)
I have always wondered: since employees technically can't attack you, could you really walk out from a walmart with whatever in hand?
Assume two scenarios: the walmart is located in a decent city with mid to high trust, and the walmart is located in a shit city with low trust.
Anonymous No.725005270 [Report] >>725005567 >>725005678 >>725007130
>>725005168
You can in both scenarios but they'll press charges after the fact.
Anonymous No.725005567 [Report] >>725005807 >>725006818
>>725005270
what if you just mask up like a vaxxer?
Anonymous No.725005595 [Report] >>725005724 >>725010157
>>725003756
>covid has animal resovoirs
I don't know what that means.
>Secondly, your script writers said it doesnt prevent covid, nor stop spreading it, it really does nothing but negatives or nothing at all.
It sounds like you're referencing claims early on in the pandemic about the purpose of the vaccine being to keep people's symptoms from escalating to that point they'd require hospitalization. That part remains true. Empirical evidence has born out the vaccinated being both less contagious and less prone to infection. People with more severe viral infections shed more virus particles.
Anonymous No.725005645 [Report]
>>724998908
give it back Jamal
Anonymous No.725005678 [Report]
>>725005270
if you wear a mask and change your clothes each time you can just get away with it.
Anonymous No.725005724 [Report]
>>725005595
thanks chatgpt
Anonymous No.725005787 [Report] >>725006989
>>724999704
>the absolute cope that this is producing from autistic retards on /v/
lmao
Anonymous No.725005807 [Report] >>725006818
>>725005567
Probably get away with it every time there isn't incidentally police already standing in the parking lot
Anonymous No.725005989 [Report]
>>725005168
>could you really walk out from a walmart with whatever in hand?
Yeah but they can absolutely report you to the police and shit
Anonymous No.725006453 [Report] >>725006564
/v/ - Thieving Niggers
Anonymous No.725006564 [Report]
>>725006453
I remember seeing a post here years ago where someone was describing how to build a good PC for less than $600.

Half of it was shoplifting and the rest was receiving parts as holiday/birthday gifts.
Anonymous No.725006808 [Report]
>>725004469
its very common around here. i see couples where the woman is a 7 and the man is a 4 all the time. the reverse is also true but even more extreme though. like an 8 man with a 3 woman. dudes are capable of having truly vile taste.
Anonymous No.725006818 [Report] >>725007421
>>725005567
>>725005807
most places have outside cams and they'll get your car description
Anonymous No.725006886 [Report]
>>724998583 (OP)
this picture is inaccurate
they're not allowed to touch you
Anonymous No.725006909 [Report]
>>724998684
I'm always amazed at people who get a girlfriend/wife who treat them like a child.
How do you reach such a low point in your life?
Anonymous No.725006989 [Report] >>725007072
>>725005787
>>725003657
coping fatty just learned that everyone can tell even with the perfect angle
Anonymous No.725007019 [Report] >>725007742
>>725005168
in a blue state, they wouldn't even bother calling the police
Anonymous No.725007072 [Report]
>>725006989
>n-no there's just 300 pounds of fat that you can't see
cope
Anonymous No.725007130 [Report]
>>725005168
They only have someone watching the door during normal hours. Its much easier to steal at like 4 am.
>>725005270
They won't press charges unless it exceeds a certain amount. What they actually do is save and compile the footage until you've stolen like $150 or whatever worth of shit, then send the cops after you.
Anonymous No.725007421 [Report]
>>725006818
The cops won't do anything with that
Anonymous No.725007567 [Report]
>>724998684
and of course it had to be a Star Wars one
Anonymous No.725007572 [Report]
>>724998767
Not interested in having my money stolen
Anonymous No.725007638 [Report]
>>725005168
We just report it to managers, security dude checks the cameras with the cops. They identify the person and either put out a warrant or just straight up arrest the person if they were apprehended outside. Nobody confronts the thief. Theft is included in the stores budget. I'd never physically stop anyone. I'm not paid enough for that.
Anonymous No.725007670 [Report]
>>725005168
Depends on the country. In some places if the value of goods falls below a certain threshold you can essentially walk away scott free. Others might try to cut your hands off for attempting it.
Anonymous No.725007709 [Report] >>725009840
>>725005168
I don't work at a Walmart, but still in a retail store where we sell sunglasses that are like $500. People steal that shit almost every day and we are not allowed to report it to the police or to corporate. It's just a write-off and we have to let it happen. Shit sucks.
Anonymous No.725007742 [Report]
>>725007019
They all do, if there is enough theft in a certain store they will eventually just shut it down and move locations.
Anonymous No.725007747 [Report]
>>725005168
I live in a city where nigger kids ruined a local fred meyer so they literally now have paid security guards you pass through to double check your receipt.
Anonymous No.725007840 [Report] >>725007994 >>725009396
>>724999704
>all these fags implying cute face with a fat body isnt peak female form
Fucking low test fags over here
Anonymous No.725007986 [Report]
>>724998583 (OP)

Imagine being a wagie lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc
Anonymous No.725007994 [Report]
>>725007840
Don't get your panties in a twist there Pierce
Anonymous No.725009396 [Report]
>>725007840
only low value/test males have to settle with pigs anon
Anonymous No.725009556 [Report]
>>724998767
Why should I want one
Anonymous No.725009615 [Report]
>>724999704
she's cute but you can just tell she's a psycho
Anonymous No.725009674 [Report]
>>724998684
I convinced my gf she was a fool for getting vaccinated.
Anonymous No.725009683 [Report]
>>724999704
Money and social standing go a long way. She 100% cheats on him though. He probably lets her too.
Anonymous No.725009840 [Report]
>>725007709
>where we sell sunglasses that are like $500
correction.
you sell sunglasses for $500
since they costs literally pennies anyway, why would corporate care?
the next sucker buying that shit at 10000% markup will makeup for the next 100 thefts
Anonymous No.725009864 [Report]
>>725005168
Dunno, never had anything bad happen to me. I've walked out with a cart full of steaks, oysters, and fish, and some lard ass shobequa was yelling at me in her orangutan language the whole time. I just ignored her and left. Never got arrested or sent a letter or anything. I still steal from them to this day, but never something that big.
Anonymous No.725009904 [Report] >>725009935 >>725010207 >>725010293 >>725010542 >>725013394
>>724998684
>Fredrick Brennan
Anonymous No.725009935 [Report] >>725010082
>>725009904
Friend of yours?
Anonymous No.725009994 [Report]
>>725005168
What a stupid post.
Anonymous No.725010082 [Report]
>>725009935
Anonymous No.725010157 [Report] >>725012038
>>725005595
>I dont know what animal reservoirs are with viruses
I know. I fucking know, you fucking retarded subhuman lol.

Real vaccines arent about lessening symptoms, they are supposed to make you immune. You keep using incorrect words, while being disgustingly ignorant.

You stupid fucking midwit. Smug but retarded, a daring synthesis in 2025.
Anonymous No.725010207 [Report]
>>725009904
Holy shit I didn't even realize it at first.
Anonymous No.725010293 [Report]
>>725009904
Is he even still alive?
Anonymous No.725010542 [Report]
>>725009904
that's not a name i've heard in a long time
Anonymous No.725012038 [Report]
>>725010157
Quit being a baby. Virus immunity isn't a 100% guaranteed thing like status or elemental immunity in an RPG. Vaccines build antibodies ahead of a real viral infection. A vaccine may or may not be enough to completely prevent an infection depending on how many antibodies are produced are how big the virus exposure is. It's not a binary concept.
Anonymous No.725013394 [Report]
>>725009904
Anonymous No.725015109 [Report]
>>724998583 (OP)
>the one "buying" the amiboortard has the exact same face as the seller