Thread 724998583

SIR! SIR!!! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT ROSALINA AMIIBO SIR!!!
YES I KNOW ITS $40 BUT THATS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A CLEAR CON- SIR!! DO NOT WALK OUT THAT DOOR!!! SIR!!!!

lol

>>724998583 (OP)
>"BUT SIR! IT'S SOO PRETTTY."

i dont steal things
im a good boy

If they didn't make the amiibos 50$ I wouldn't have to steal them. That's also why I usually take an extra one to sell because that's such an insane price

>>724998684
>this thing can get a wife but /v/ can't

>>724998767
you forgot to mention the part where she's a landwhale and they're in a polycule

>>724998767
only a numale retard would fall for the wife meme

>>724998687
as a white person I'm physically unable to steal

>>724998767
Depends if the myocarditis is also a package deal with the wife.

I stole a psp from Walmart as a kid. Retard let me put it in my cart because I had “more shopping to do”. Took it to the bathroom and pocketed the device and charge cords then walked away. Told my parents I won it at a school assembly.

>>724998767
His 'wife' is a gorlock the destoryer.

>>724998908
What you do with the packaging? The PSP came in a big box.

>>724998950
>a
there's more than one gorlock?
>destoryer
AND it destroys children's storybooks?! what a cruel beast...

>>724998908
>>724999071
I'm invested now.

>>724998583 (OP)
you can just download amibo shit to your phone and the switch will scan it

>>724998684
This is his wife. How the fuck?

>>724999704
zoom out

>>724998878
You're several times more likely to get that from covid19 than any of the vaccines for it.

>>724998908
Based thiefanon

>>724999704
lmao you born yesterday?
i can already tell that this bitch is a whale just from her face

>>724999071
He just left it in the bathroom. People do shit like this a lot.

>>724999704
the chin filter is barely working

>>724999704
>what is a filter

>>725003470
>>725002896
>>725002560
>>724999740

the absolute cope

>>725001087
covid has animal resovoirs, impossible to vaccinate. Secondly, your script writers said it doesnt prevent covid, nor stop spreading it, it really does nothing but negatives or nothing at all.

>taking trumps vac
LOL

>>724999704
her arm is bigger than mine and im 200lbs and 6ft4 holy fitler.

>>724999704
Clearly he either has money, or she has low standards/taste. Believe it or not some attractive women just settle, or don't seek attractive men despite being attractive themselves. I probably stems from poor self-esteem and confidence. They might just target fewer desirable men because it's easier, and the less desirable men think "Holy shit how can this girl be interested in someone like me!?"

>>724998583 (OP)
I have always wondered: since employees technically can't attack you, could you really walk out from a walmart with whatever in hand?
Assume two scenarios: the walmart is located in a decent city with mid to high trust, and the walmart is located in a shit city with low trust.

>>725005168
You can in both scenarios but they'll press charges after the fact.

>>725005270
what if you just mask up like a vaxxer?

>>725003756
>covid has animal resovoirs
I don't know what that means.
>Secondly, your script writers said it doesnt prevent covid, nor stop spreading it, it really does nothing but negatives or nothing at all.
It sounds like you're referencing claims early on in the pandemic about the purpose of the vaccine being to keep people's symptoms from escalating to that point they'd require hospitalization. That part remains true. Empirical evidence has born out the vaccinated being both less contagious and less prone to infection. People with more severe viral infections shed more virus particles.

>>724998908
give it back Jamal

>>725005270
if you wear a mask and change your clothes each time you can just get away with it.

>>725005595
thanks chatgpt

>>724999704
>the absolute cope that this is producing from autistic retards on /v/
lmao

>>725005567
Probably get away with it every time there isn't incidentally police already standing in the parking lot

>>725005168
>could you really walk out from a walmart with whatever in hand?
Yeah but they can absolutely report you to the police and shit

/v/ - Thieving Niggers

>>725006453
I remember seeing a post here years ago where someone was describing how to build a good PC for less than $600.

Half of it was shoplifting and the rest was receiving parts as holiday/birthday gifts.

>>725004469
its very common around here. i see couples where the woman is a 7 and the man is a 4 all the time. the reverse is also true but even more extreme though. like an 8 man with a 3 woman. dudes are capable of having truly vile taste.

>>725005567
>>725005807
most places have outside cams and they'll get your car description

>>724998583 (OP)
this picture is inaccurate
they're not allowed to touch you

>>724998684
I'm always amazed at people who get a girlfriend/wife who treat them like a child.
How do you reach such a low point in your life?

>>725005787
>>725003657
coping fatty just learned that everyone can tell even with the perfect angle

>>725005168
in a blue state, they wouldn't even bother calling the police

>>725006989
>n-no there's just 300 pounds of fat that you can't see
cope

>>725005168
They only have someone watching the door during normal hours. Its much easier to steal at like 4 am.
>>725005270
They won't press charges unless it exceeds a certain amount. What they actually do is save and compile the footage until you've stolen like $150 or whatever worth of shit, then send the cops after you.

>>725006818
The cops won't do anything with that

>>724998684
and of course it had to be a Star Wars one

>>724998767
Not interested in having my money stolen

>>725005168
We just report it to managers, security dude checks the cameras with the cops. They identify the person and either put out a warrant or just straight up arrest the person if they were apprehended outside. Nobody confronts the thief. Theft is included in the stores budget. I'd never physically stop anyone. I'm not paid enough for that.

>>725005168
Depends on the country. In some places if the value of goods falls below a certain threshold you can essentially walk away scott free. Others might try to cut your hands off for attempting it.

>>725005168
I don't work at a Walmart, but still in a retail store where we sell sunglasses that are like $500. People steal that shit almost every day and we are not allowed to report it to the police or to corporate. It's just a write-off and we have to let it happen. Shit sucks.

>>725007019
They all do, if there is enough theft in a certain store they will eventually just shut it down and move locations.

>>725005168
I live in a city where nigger kids ruined a local fred meyer so they literally now have paid security guards you pass through to double check your receipt.

>>724999704
>all these fags implying cute face with a fat body isnt peak female form
Fucking low test fags over here

>>724998583 (OP)

Imagine being a wagie lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc

>>725007840
Don't get your panties in a twist there Pierce

>>725007840
only low value/test males have to settle with pigs anon

>>724998767
Why should I want one

>>724999704
she's cute but you can just tell she's a psycho

>>724998684
I convinced my gf she was a fool for getting vaccinated.

>>724999704
Money and social standing go a long way. She 100% cheats on him though. He probably lets her too.

>>725007709
>where we sell sunglasses that are like $500
correction.
you sell sunglasses for $500
since they costs literally pennies anyway, why would corporate care?
the next sucker buying that shit at 10000% markup will makeup for the next 100 thefts

>>725005168
Dunno, never had anything bad happen to me. I've walked out with a cart full of steaks, oysters, and fish, and some lard ass shobequa was yelling at me in her orangutan language the whole time. I just ignored her and left. Never got arrested or sent a letter or anything. I still steal from them to this day, but never something that big.

>>724998684
>Fredrick Brennan

>>725009904
Friend of yours?

>>725005168
What a stupid post.

>>725005595
>I dont know what animal reservoirs are with viruses
I know. I fucking know, you fucking retarded subhuman lol.

Real vaccines arent about lessening symptoms, they are supposed to make you immune. You keep using incorrect words, while being disgustingly ignorant.

You stupid fucking midwit. Smug but retarded, a daring synthesis in 2025.

>>725009904
Holy shit I didn't even realize it at first.

>>725009904
Is he even still alive?

>>725009904
that's not a name i've heard in a long time

>>725010157
Quit being a baby. Virus immunity isn't a 100% guaranteed thing like status or elemental immunity in an RPG. Vaccines build antibodies ahead of a real viral infection. A vaccine may or may not be enough to completely prevent an infection depending on how many antibodies are produced are how big the virus exposure is. It's not a binary concept.

>>724998583 (OP)
>the one "buying" the amiboortard has the exact same face as the seller