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Anonymous No.725011679 [Report] >>725011839 >>725012042 >>725012078 >>725012110 >>725012290 >>725012524 >>725012772 >>725012951 >>725013306 >>725013508 >>725013648 >>725013716 >>725013725 >>725013730 >>725013734 >>725013879 >>725014182 >>725014202 >>725014316 >>725014891 >>725015508 >>725017649 >>725018432 >>725018623 >>725018982 >>725020765 >>725022921 >>725023187 >>725030162 >>725030416
>Kill rat
>It drops Gold
Anonymous No.725011765 [Report] >>725013504
>kill rat
>locked out of the good ending
Anonymous No.725011837 [Report] >>725027562
>Kill rat
>It was pain
Anonymous No.725011839 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill insect swarm
>It drops full plate armor and two handed axe
Anonymous No.725011841 [Report] >>725012189 >>725012216 >>725013445 >>725013775 >>725035597 >>725036120
>Kill jew
>It drops a rat
Anonymous No.725011934 [Report] >>725011987 >>725019776
these always fuck with me, what axes is he spinning on
Anonymous No.725011987 [Report] >>725012067
>>725011934
this one
Anonymous No.725012042 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>It snitched
Anonymous No.725012067 [Report] >>725028510
>>725011987
Uhhh
Anonymous No.725012078 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
cool it with the antisemitism
Anonymous No.725012110 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>Free Bird starts playing
Anonymous No.725012174 [Report] >>725025502
>kill rat
>it drops cheese
Anonymous No.725012189 [Report]
>>725011841
KEK
Anonymous No.725012216 [Report]
>>725011841
lmao
Anonymous No.725012290 [Report] >>725012634 >>725013705 >>725026995
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>your bloodlust is sated but at what cost? you concluded an innocent life for your own egoistic instinctual satisfaction. are you really any better than the rat?
>oh nvm it dropped some gold, it's fine
Anonymous No.725012524 [Report] >>725012676
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>It drops Gold
>It's actually explained later that one of the apprentices has been training rats in secret to take gold from people's rooms and wallets when they're away
>you can expose this scheme and get rewarded
Anonymous No.725012547 [Report]
>kill rat
>temperature drops
Anonymous No.725012634 [Report]
>>725012290
It attacked me first
Anonymous No.725012670 [Report] >>725012805 >>725013939
>kiss rat
>it gives me gold
Anonymous No.725012676 [Report]
>>725012524
>kill scheme
>it drops Gold
Anonymous No.725012701 [Report]
>kill rat
>drops humanity
Anonymous No.725012772 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill bear
>It drops bees
Anonymous No.725012805 [Report]
>>725012670
>kiss gold
>nose grows
Anonymous No.725012951 [Report] >>725013276 >>725014394 >>725018520 >>725022928 >>725026915 >>725026917 >>725027471
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill whale
>it drops paper money
Anonymous No.725013072 [Report] >>725016906
>fuck rat
>???
Anonymous No.725013193 [Report]
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneySpider
Anonymous No.725013276 [Report] >>725013556 >>725017724
>>725012951
Kane level Chokeslam
Anonymous No.725013306 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)

>kills rat
>drops warpstone
Anonymous No.725013445 [Report]
>>725011841
>Kill rat
>It drops small human bones
Anonymous No.725013504 [Report]
>>725011765
>The game is a metaphor for depression
>The rat symbolises your will to live
>You killed it
>Get the suicide ending
Anonymous No.725013508 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
I read that as "it drops God" and I just accepted that
Anonymous No.725013518 [Report]
>kill rat
>it drops a bag of XP
>pick XP up
>become stronger
Anonymous No.725013556 [Report]
>>725013276
god, Kane was so cool
so much cooler than Undertaker
Anonymous No.725013648 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
Ogey
Anonymous No.725013705 [Report] >>725013870
>>725012290
Not a rat, but a similarly harmless creature that tries to run away at the sight of you.
It has good loot so it's okay though.
Anonymous No.725013716 [Report] >>725013849
>>725011679 (OP)
>KILL RATS
>+1000 God's Favour
Anonymous No.725013725 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it drops a tiny necklace with a picture of his rat wife and their two rat children
>the consequences of your actions overtake you
Anonymous No.725013730 [Report] >>725026560
>>725011679 (OP)
FUCK! Another one.
Anonymous No.725013734 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>It drops meat and gives you a horrific disease
Anonymous No.725013775 [Report]
>>725011841

LOL
Anonymous No.725013784 [Report] >>725014106
>kill rat
>It drops shotgun shells
Anonymous No.725013849 [Report] >>725015086
>>725013716
KROG GAR MUNDI
Anonymous No.725013870 [Report]
>>725013705
Whacka but edgier.
Anonymous No.725013879 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>in a closed room
Anonymous No.725013916 [Report]
>drop gold
>kill rat
Anonymous No.725013939 [Report]
>>725012670
>Kiss Rat
>Picked Up: Ratanity
Anonymous No.725014009 [Report] >>725014825
>Fuck Rat
>Save her species from extinction and live happy forever after
Anonymous No.725014051 [Report] >>725014114 >>725014285
>enemy loses limbs
>their animation doesn't change
Anonymous No.725014075 [Report]
>Kill rat
>It drops two rats
Anonymous No.725014083 [Report]
>kill rat
>Rationality drops
Huh???
Anonymous No.725014106 [Report] >>725014527
>>725013784
game?
Anonymous No.725014114 [Report]
>>725014051
The phantom
Anonymous No.725014182 [Report] >>725014215
>>725011679 (OP)
It's either explained by the rat having eaten an adventurer or that you're actually skinning it and selling its pelt and meat for petty change and the game is just skipping the tedious middleman.
Anonymous No.725014192 [Report]
>defeat enemy
>comes back with reinforcements
Anonymous No.725014202 [Report] >>725014295 >>725014675
>>725011679 (OP)
Why do you guys keep killing us? We like chilling like you. We like love like you. We like sleeping like you. We're basically the same since we share 98% of our DNA
Anonymous No.725014215 [Report]
>>725014182
No, the rat was just heading to the store to get some milk and cigarettes.
Anonymous No.725014236 [Report] >>725028114
>kill rat
>continue playing
>50 hours later another rat appears
>"I am Ratchington the sixth, you killed my father! Now prepare to die!"
>kill rat
Anonymous No.725014285 [Report]
>>725014051
Is this real chat?
Anonymous No.725014295 [Report] >>725014338
>>725014202
>kill rat
Anonymous No.725014308 [Report] >>725023074
>rats have guns
Anonymous No.725014316 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it turns into two rats of the next denomination down
Anonymous No.725014334 [Report] >>725014654 >>725015268
>rat is weak to poison attacks
Anonymous No.725014338 [Report] >>725028453
>>725014295
Nooooooooo
Anonymous No.725014394 [Report]
>>725012951
Sonic the hedgehog
Anonymous No.725014525 [Report]
>feed rat
>love rat
>give rat a happy life
>cry when it draws it's final breath, you just lost a friend
>It drops Gold
Anonymous No.725014527 [Report]
>>725014106
Turok 3. Its a first person shooter, but I just was being silly with the follow cam and edited some clips together to make it look third person like that.
Anonymous No.725014538 [Report]
>kill rat
>drops an entire wardrobe, some cheese, a stamina potion and an axe
Anonymous No.725014654 [Report] >>725014969
>>725014334
Whats the context for this one? Whats that?
Anonymous No.725014675 [Report] >>725014792
>>725014202
I like rats they're cute
Anonymous No.725014792 [Report] >>725015443
>>725014675
Ikr?
Anonymous No.725014825 [Report]
>>725014009
More games need cute rrat wives
Anonymous No.725014891 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>rape rat
>it drops more rats
Anonymous No.725014969 [Report]
>>725014654
he puts and open stinky tofu jar on the costume's ventilation system
>The main volatile compound is indole, which has an intense fecal odor, followed by dimethyl trisulfide, phenol, dimethyl disulfide and dimethyl tetrasulfide. Nevertheless, there have been reported cases of food scandals in China where stinky tofu is made with dead snails, fecal matter and rancid meat for odour enhancement.
Anonymous No.725015020 [Report] >>725015168
RATS
IN MY BASEMENT
Anonymous No.725015086 [Report]
>>725013849
>Give Sandwich
>Kill Rat!
Anonymous No.725015168 [Report]
>>725015020
When i was kid i thought she was crazy for having pet rats and loving them. Now that i am older i realised she was a avant garde visionary
Anonymous No.725015268 [Report]
>>725014334
Man, maybe AI really is demons.
Anonymous No.725015309 [Report] >>725015443 >>725015640
>kill rat in co-op game
>autisic rat fag friend gets upset
>keep doing it out of spite because he is annoyingly obsessed with the fucking things
Fucking vermin
Anonymous No.725015391 [Report]
>kill snake
>it drops a chicken egg
Anonymous No.725015443 [Report] >>725015546 >>725015583 >>725028158 >>725030502
>>725015309
Rats have been eugenically bred pets since the 1600s and are more intelligent than dogs, they're called 'fancy rats' and you can recognize them by their large ears
>>725014792
Anonymous No.725015508 [Report] >>725016213 >>725017597
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>drops faeces
>pick them up
Anonymous No.725015546 [Report] >>725015650 >>725015670
>>725015443
oh that's a cool fact. anyways.
>kills rat
Anonymous No.725015583 [Report] >>725016387
>>725015443
Rat sperg spoted
Anonymous No.725015640 [Report] >>725015729
>>725015309
Same could be said for your favourite animal tbqh
Especially if it's a cat or dog
Anonymous No.725015650 [Report] >>725028453
>>725015546
Nooooooooo
Anonymous No.725015670 [Report]
>>725015546
STOPPP
Anonymous No.725015729 [Report]
>>725015640
I dont spam pictures of the things and make them a major part of my personality. Its a pet not a life style
Anonymous No.725015807 [Report] >>725016387
Rat pet owners dont want you to know this but males track little streaks of piss everywhere as marking behavior. They claim they're clean animals yet their room and nearby belongings to the rat will look a crime scene under a blacklight
Anonymous No.725015921 [Report] >>725016015
Rats are based and antisemitic, anyone that dislikes rats is a jew.
Anonymous No.725016006 [Report]
>huffs rats urin soaked enclosure
That'll show those fucking kikes
Anonymous No.725016015 [Report] >>725016820
>>725015921
Funny you mention this, Jews and Pigs are the 2 animals considered "impure" that were dissalowed from entering Noahs Ark yet are 2 of the most intelligent land animals
Anonymous No.725016049 [Report] >>725016387
Rat owners are like the bronies of pet owners
Anonymous No.725016213 [Report]
>>725015508
>Kill frog
>Drops rat feces
>Pick them up
Anonymous No.725016387 [Report]
>>725016049
>>725015807
>>725015583
Caggers
Anonymous No.725016416 [Report]
Games where you can date rats?
Anonymous No.725016820 [Report]
>>725016015
Jews aren't that intelligent, it's all trickery.
Anonymous No.725016906 [Report]
>>725013072
>profit
Anonymous No.725017439 [Report] >>725018029
/v/ros... this rat learned how to drive before i did
Anonymous No.725017597 [Report]
>>725015508
>hold faeces
>left click to consume
>left click
Anonymous No.725017649 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
You should be nice to rats
Anonymous No.725017724 [Report]
>>725013276
Kane refused the sacrifice
Anonymous No.725018029 [Report] >>725018329
>>725017439
>phone screenshot
>filename reveals it's from reddit
>plus the actual image comes from tumblr
kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys
Anonymous No.725018329 [Report]
>>725018029
Shut it
Anonymous No.725018407 [Report] >>725019026
Its a redditor spamming rat pics
Shocking to absolutely no one
Anonymous No.725018432 [Report] >>725018487
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill villagers attacking you with farming and gardening tools
>They drop ammo and grenades
Anonymous No.725018487 [Report]
>>725018432
they are kind of cute when they are rat sized desu
Anonymous No.725018520 [Report] >>725018870 >>725019727
>>725012951
Kill the cops already
Anonymous No.725018623 [Report] >>725020378
>>725011679 (OP)
That’s because every Rat is a treasure and when you loot them, you’re taking it away from us
Anonymous No.725018870 [Report] >>725018885 >>725019084
>>725018520
t. Whale
Anonymous No.725018885 [Report]
>>725018870
Wow so big and strong. Wanna fuck him?
Anonymous No.725018982 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
Did wear a tiny hat?
Anonymous No.725019026 [Report] >>725019095 >>725019258
>>725018407
Once a day i go to r/rats and look at pics of rats being cute
Anonymous No.725019084 [Report]
>>725018870
>kick him in the nuts then stab his neck artery
Anonymous No.725019095 [Report] >>725019145
>>725019026
you deserve to be brutally murdered for your horrible actions
Anonymous No.725019145 [Report]
>>725019095
Shush
Anonymous No.725019258 [Report]
>>725019026
Based
Anonymous No.725019727 [Report] >>725026470
>>725018520
>cops spend more time monitoring rightwingers for wrongthink than stopping actual criminals
>rightwingers still defend the cops
Rightwingers are the left's best friends.
Anonymous No.725019776 [Report]
>>725011934
all of them
Anonymous No.725019983 [Report]
>Kill golden rat
>It drops a lot of gold
Anonymous No.725020378 [Report]
>>725018623
Based
Anonymous No.725020765 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it drops a foreskin
Anonymous No.725020953 [Report] >>725021883
>kill gold
>it drops two rats and a level 1 sword
Anonymous No.725021883 [Report]
>>725020953
Hahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous No.725022547 [Report] >>725022829
>befriend rat
>it joins your party permanently
>you can now train the rat
Anonymous No.725022829 [Report]
>>725022547
>Party member is lazy as fuck
Anonymous No.725022921 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill Gold
>It drops rat
Anonymous No.725022928 [Report]
>>725012951
she sloshed for a solid second
Anonymous No.725023074 [Report]
>>725014308
>shad punk
Anonymous No.725023187 [Report] >>725023483
>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>Whisper under my breath
>"A crippled Little Rata. What a reputation to leave behind"
Anonymous No.725023483 [Report]
>>725023187
lol
Anonymous No.725024939 [Report] >>725025338 >>725026095
Anonymous No.725025338 [Report] >>725025493
>>725024939
How is this creature real
Anonymous No.725025493 [Report] >>725026095
>>725025338
Anonymous No.725025502 [Report]
>>725012174
ch..cheesed to meet you?
Anonymous No.725026095 [Report]
>>725024939
>>725025493
The creatures
Low intellect specimens
Anonymous No.725026149 [Report] >>725026506
>kill rat
>your reputation with cheese has increased
Anonymous No.725026470 [Report]
>>725019727
Lol this is objectivity incorrect you dumb fucking bastard
Anonymous No.725026506 [Report]
>>725026149
>kill rat
>"Your killing has been observed by forces unyown..."
Anonymous No.725026560 [Report] >>725027224
>>725013730
wtf is this real?
Anonymous No.725026638 [Report]
>kill rat
>with this charactre's death the thread of prophecy is severed, restore a saved game or persist in the doomed world you created
Anonymous No.725026787 [Report] >>725027165
>rat is weak to electricity
Anonymous No.725026915 [Report]
>>725012951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9kyP1Bsx4
Anonymous No.725026917 [Report] >>725026998
>>725012951
>That belly movement
Anonymous No.725026995 [Report] >>725027125 >>725028736
>>725012290
Most video game rats are hostile.
Anonymous No.725026998 [Report]
>>725026917
you get it
Anonymous No.725027125 [Report] >>725027154 >>725027240 >>725029705
>>725026995
I saw an hostile kid the other day on the street that tried to hit me with an inflated ballon, do you suggest the proper response to that was murder?
Anonymous No.725027154 [Report] >>725033353
>>725027125
Yes
The child will respawn in 9 months anyway
Anonymous No.725027165 [Report]
>>725026787
Nice shop bro. I approve
Anonymous No.725027224 [Report]
>>725026560
yes
Anonymous No.725027240 [Report] >>725033353
>>725027125
Anonymous No.725027471 [Report]
>>725012951
>literal slampig
neuron activation
Anonymous No.725027562 [Report] >>725028490
>>725011837
>Kill rat
>itS PAYNE
Anonymous No.725027752 [Report]
>kilrat
>it's a giant lava mantis
Anonymous No.725028062 [Report]
>kill rat
>YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
Anonymous No.725028114 [Report]
>>725014236
>kill rat
>continue playing
>50 hours later another rat appears
>"I am Ratchington the sixth, you killed my father! Now prepare to die!"
>Receive a cease & desist from Warner Bros. for infringing on their patent.
FTFY
Anonymous No.725028158 [Report] >>725028571 >>725030226 >>725030273
>>725015443
Fancy rats were originally bred just to be killed and remained that way until the 20th century.
Anonymous No.725028453 [Report] >>725028531 >>725028628
>>725014338
>>725015650
>Reddit.jpg
That explains this thread. I wondered why everybody was posting like they were expecting to get gold
Anonymous No.725028490 [Report]
>>725027562
WHACK THE SQUEKA
Anonymous No.725028510 [Report] >>725032752
>>725012067
its Assfaggots: the card game
Anonymous No.725028531 [Report]
>>725028453
Not cool. Downvote.
Anonymous No.725028571 [Report]
>>725028158
Sick fucks.
Anonymous No.725028628 [Report] >>725028927
>>725028453
no anon you don't get it, if you want gold you need to kill the rat
Anonymous No.725028736 [Report]
>>725026995
these days they are usually ambient if theres no plague simulation.
Anonymous No.725028927 [Report]
>>725028628
Kek you got me there
Anonymous No.725029016 [Report]
>game offers multiple solutions to the same problem
>you can pickpocket the rat
Anonymous No.725029401 [Report] >>725030073
What did sony mean by this?
Anonymous No.725029705 [Report] >>725033353
>>725027125
Yes, evil children grow up to evil adults, killing them before they have the chance to do more evil is objectively the good thing to do and you are actively allowing evil to flourish by not killing it, therefore making you evil as well.
Anonymous No.725030073 [Report] >>725032617
>>725029401
Qrd?
Anonymous No.725030085 [Report]
>RAT
Anonymous No.725030162 [Report]
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill a million rats
>become a god
Anonymous No.725030226 [Report]
>>725028158
weird fucking people
Anonymous No.725030273 [Report]
>>725028158
Not a single cell phone in sight, just people living the moment.
Anonymous No.725030416 [Report] >>725030481 >>725031076
>>725011679 (OP)
>kill giant rat
>it drops a giant gold coin
Anonymous No.725030481 [Report]
>>725030416
>pic
Jesus christ you're going to scare the entire thread away!
Anonymous No.725030502 [Report]
>>725015443
The guy that started doing it was named jack black lmao
Anonymous No.725031076 [Report] >>725032652
>>725030416
Why does he look so OLD
Anonymous No.725032617 [Report]
>>725030073
Stop jerking off your rat.
Anonymous No.725032652 [Report]
>>725031076
Killing rats makes you go hollow and decrepit
Anonymous No.725032752 [Report]
>>725028510
Didn't ask but ok
Anonymous No.725032936 [Report]
>kill rat
>drops god
Anonymous No.725033353 [Report]
>>725027154
>>725027240
>>725029705
>kill brat
>it drops... gold...?
Anonymous No.725033784 [Report]
>Kill rat
>Gain three blood points
Nos superiority
Anonymous No.725035597 [Report]
>>725011841
not funny
Anonymous No.725035872 [Report] >>725036095
>don't kill rat
Anonymous No.725036095 [Report]
>>725035872
Anonymous No.725036120 [Report]
>>725011841
Lmao.