Thread 725011679

>Kill rat
>It drops Gold

>kill rat
>locked out of the good ending

>Kill rat
>It was pain

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill insect swarm
>It drops full plate armor and two handed axe

>Kill jew
>It drops a rat

these always fuck with me, what axes is he spinning on

>>725011934
this one

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>It snitched

>>725011987
Uhhh

>>725011679 (OP)
cool it with the antisemitism

>>725011679 (OP)
>Free Bird starts playing

>kill rat
>it drops cheese

>>725011841
KEK

>>725011841
lmao

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>your bloodlust is sated but at what cost? you concluded an innocent life for your own egoistic instinctual satisfaction. are you really any better than the rat?
>oh nvm it dropped some gold, it's fine

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>It drops Gold
>It's actually explained later that one of the apprentices has been training rats in secret to take gold from people's rooms and wallets when they're away
>you can expose this scheme and get rewarded

>kill rat
>temperature drops

>>725012290
It attacked me first

>kiss rat
>it gives me gold

>>725012524
>kill scheme
>it drops Gold

>kill rat
>drops humanity

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill bear
>It drops bees

>>725012670
>kiss gold
>nose grows

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill whale
>it drops paper money

>fuck rat
>???

>>725012951
Kane level Chokeslam

>>725011679 (OP)

>kills rat
>drops warpstone

>>725011841
>Kill rat
>It drops small human bones

>>725011765
>The game is a metaphor for depression
>The rat symbolises your will to live
>You killed it
>Get the suicide ending

>>725011679 (OP)
I read that as "it drops God" and I just accepted that

>kill rat
>it drops a bag of XP
>pick XP up
>become stronger

>>725013276
god, Kane was so cool
so much cooler than Undertaker

>>725011679 (OP)
Ogey

>>725012290
Not a rat, but a similarly harmless creature that tries to run away at the sight of you.
It has good loot so it's okay though.

>>725011679 (OP)
>KILL RATS
>+1000 God's Favour

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it drops a tiny necklace with a picture of his rat wife and their two rat children
>the consequences of your actions overtake you

>>725011679 (OP)
FUCK! Another one.

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>It drops meat and gives you a horrific disease

>>725011841

LOL

>kill rat
>It drops shotgun shells

>>725013716
KROG GAR MUNDI

>>725013705
Whacka but edgier.

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>in a closed room

>drop gold
>kill rat

>>725012670
>Kiss Rat
>Picked Up: Ratanity

>Fuck Rat
>Save her species from extinction and live happy forever after

>enemy loses limbs
>their animation doesn't change

>Kill rat
>It drops two rats

>kill rat
>Rationality drops
Huh???

>>725013784
game?

>>725014051
The phantom

>>725011679 (OP)
It's either explained by the rat having eaten an adventurer or that you're actually skinning it and selling its pelt and meat for petty change and the game is just skipping the tedious middleman.

>defeat enemy
>comes back with reinforcements

>>725011679 (OP)
Why do you guys keep killing us? We like chilling like you. We like love like you. We like sleeping like you. We're basically the same since we share 98% of our DNA

>>725014182
No, the rat was just heading to the store to get some milk and cigarettes.

>kill rat
>continue playing
>50 hours later another rat appears
>"I am Ratchington the sixth, you killed my father! Now prepare to die!"
>kill rat

>>725014051
Is this real chat?

>>725014202
>kill rat

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it turns into two rats of the next denomination down

>>725014295
Nooooooooo

>>725012951
Sonic the hedgehog

>feed rat
>love rat
>give rat a happy life
>cry when it draws it's final breath, you just lost a friend
>It drops Gold

>>725014106
Turok 3. Its a first person shooter, but I just was being silly with the follow cam and edited some clips together to make it look third person like that.

>kill rat
>drops an entire wardrobe, some cheese, a stamina potion and an axe

>>725014334
Whats the context for this one? Whats that?

>>725014202
I like rats they're cute

>>725014675
Ikr?

>>725014009
More games need cute rrat wives

>>725011679 (OP)
>rape rat
>it drops more rats

>>725014654
he puts and open stinky tofu jar on the costume's ventilation system
>The main volatile compound is indole, which has an intense fecal odor, followed by dimethyl trisulfide, phenol, dimethyl disulfide and dimethyl tetrasulfide. Nevertheless, there have been reported cases of food scandals in China where stinky tofu is made with dead snails, fecal matter and rancid meat for odour enhancement.

RATS
IN MY BASEMENT

>>725013849
>Give Sandwich
>Kill Rat!

>>725015020
When i was kid i thought she was crazy for having pet rats and loving them. Now that i am older i realised she was a avant garde visionary

>>725014334
Man, maybe AI really is demons.

>kill rat in co-op game
>autisic rat fag friend gets upset
>keep doing it out of spite because he is annoyingly obsessed with the fucking things
Fucking vermin

>kill snake
>it drops a chicken egg

>>725015309
Rats have been eugenically bred pets since the 1600s and are more intelligent than dogs, they're called 'fancy rats' and you can recognize them by their large ears
>>725014792

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>drops faeces
>pick them up

>>725015443
oh that's a cool fact. anyways.
>kills rat

>>725015443
Rat sperg spoted

>>725015309
Same could be said for your favourite animal tbqh
Especially if it's a cat or dog

>>725015546
Nooooooooo

>>725015546
STOPPP

>>725015640
I dont spam pictures of the things and make them a major part of my personality. Its a pet not a life style

Rat pet owners dont want you to know this but males track little streaks of piss everywhere as marking behavior. They claim they're clean animals yet their room and nearby belongings to the rat will look a crime scene under a blacklight

Rats are based and antisemitic, anyone that dislikes rats is a jew.

>huffs rats urin soaked enclosure
That'll show those fucking kikes

>>725015921
Funny you mention this, Jews and Pigs are the 2 animals considered "impure" that were dissalowed from entering Noahs Ark yet are 2 of the most intelligent land animals

Rat owners are like the bronies of pet owners

>>725015508
>Kill frog
>Drops rat feces
>Pick them up

>>725016049
>>725015807
>>725015583
Caggers

Games where you can date rats?

>>725016015
Jews aren't that intelligent, it's all trickery.

>>725013072
>profit

/v/ros... this rat learned how to drive before i did

>>725015508
>hold faeces
>left click to consume
>left click

>>725011679 (OP)
You should be nice to rats

>>725013276
Kane refused the sacrifice

>>725017439
>phone screenshot
>filename reveals it's from reddit
>plus the actual image comes from tumblr
kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys

>>725018029
Shut it

Its a redditor spamming rat pics
Shocking to absolutely no one

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill villagers attacking you with farming and gardening tools
>They drop ammo and grenades

>>725018432
they are kind of cute when they are rat sized desu

>>725012951
Kill the cops already

>>725011679 (OP)
That’s because every Rat is a treasure and when you loot them, you’re taking it away from us

>>725018520
t. Whale

>>725018870
Wow so big and strong. Wanna fuck him?

>>725011679 (OP)
Did wear a tiny hat?

>>725018407
Once a day i go to r/rats and look at pics of rats being cute

>>725018870
>kick him in the nuts then stab his neck artery

>>725019026
you deserve to be brutally murdered for your horrible actions

>>725019095
Shush

>>725019026
Based

>>725018520
>cops spend more time monitoring rightwingers for wrongthink than stopping actual criminals
>rightwingers still defend the cops
Rightwingers are the left's best friends.

>>725011934
all of them

>Kill golden rat
>It drops a lot of gold

>>725018623
Based

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill rat
>it drops a foreskin

>kill gold
>it drops two rats and a level 1 sword

>>725020953
Hahahahahahahahaha

>befriend rat
>it joins your party permanently
>you can now train the rat

>>725022547
>Party member is lazy as fuck

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill Gold
>It drops rat

>>725012951
she sloshed for a solid second

>>725014308
>shad punk

>>725011679 (OP)
>Kill rat
>Whisper under my breath
>"A crippled Little Rata. What a reputation to leave behind"

>>725023187
lol

>>725024939
How is this creature real

>>725012174
ch..cheesed to meet you?

>>725024939
>>725025493
The creatures
Low intellect specimens

>kill rat
>your reputation with cheese has increased

>>725019727
Lol this is objectivity incorrect you dumb fucking bastard

>>725026149
>kill rat
>"Your killing has been observed by forces unyown..."

>>725013730
wtf is this real?

>kill rat
>with this charactre's death the thread of prophecy is severed, restore a saved game or persist in the doomed world you created

>>725012951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9kyP1Bsx4

>>725012951
>That belly movement

>>725012290
Most video game rats are hostile.

>>725026917
you get it

>>725026995
I saw an hostile kid the other day on the street that tried to hit me with an inflated ballon, do you suggest the proper response to that was murder?

>>725027125
Yes
The child will respawn in 9 months anyway

>>725026787
Nice shop bro. I approve

>>725026560
yes

>>725012951
>literal slampig
neuron activation

>>725011837
>Kill rat
>itS PAYNE

>kilrat
>it's a giant lava mantis

>kill rat
>YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS

>>725014236
>kill rat
>continue playing
>50 hours later another rat appears
>"I am Ratchington the sixth, you killed my father! Now prepare to die!"
>Receive a cease & desist from Warner Bros. for infringing on their patent.
FTFY

>>725015443
Fancy rats were originally bred just to be killed and remained that way until the 20th century.

>>725014338
>>725015650
>Reddit.jpg
That explains this thread. I wondered why everybody was posting like they were expecting to get gold

>>725027562
WHACK THE SQUEKA

>>725012067
its Assfaggots: the card game

>>725028453
Not cool. Downvote.

>>725028158
Sick fucks.

>>725028453
no anon you don't get it, if you want gold you need to kill the rat

>>725026995
these days they are usually ambient if theres no plague simulation.

>>725028628
Kek you got me there

>game offers multiple solutions to the same problem
>you can pickpocket the rat

What did sony mean by this?

>>725027125
Yes, evil children grow up to evil adults, killing them before they have the chance to do more evil is objectively the good thing to do and you are actively allowing evil to flourish by not killing it, therefore making you evil as well.

>>725029401
Qrd?

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill a million rats
>become a god

>>725028158
weird fucking people

>>725028158
Not a single cell phone in sight, just people living the moment.

>>725011679 (OP)
>kill giant rat
>it drops a giant gold coin

>>725030416
>pic
Jesus christ you're going to scare the entire thread away!

>>725015443
The guy that started doing it was named jack black lmao

>>725030416
Why does he look so OLD

>>725030073
Stop jerking off your rat.

>>725031076
Killing rats makes you go hollow and decrepit

>>725028510
Didn't ask but ok

>kill rat
>drops god

>>725027154
>>725027240
>>725029705
>kill brat
>it drops... gold...?

>Kill rat
>Gain three blood points
Nos superiority

>>725011841
not funny

>>725011841
Lmao.