Thread 725029652

What is your favorite Pokemon?

Wrong board >>>/vp/

>>725029652 (OP)
ITS PIKACHU

>>725029652 (OP)
Swampert

Is there a purer form of a love than that between a human man and a gardevoir?

Straight men are so embarrassing.

This is gay ngl

>>725029652 (OP)
Eevee

>>725030208
>>725029652 (OP)
The joke is that the Gardevoir is male, right?

>>725030494
Yes I believe so

>>725030208
>>725029652 (OP)
Isn't this like mind control?
Regardless of her actual feelings her abilities force her to have matching thoughts of her trainer

>>725029707
FPBP. OP is spam.

>>725030208
>Is there a purer form of a love than that between a human man and a gardevoir
yes a human and a __mare__

>>725030494
Gardevoir is always fem..
Wait, what the fuck?

>>725029652 (OP)
Haunter. Gengar was such a fucking lame evolution after haunter.

>>725029652 (OP)
>>725030208
Well, which is it? Is her ability Telepathy or Synchronize?

>>725030208
Retard artist.
Synchronize makes your status effect applies to the enemy, this means if anything that the feelings of Gardevoir were being forced onto the human, not the other way around.

>>725030808
He's not a one-Gardevoir kinda guy

Stop fucking your pokemon

>>725030856
So you're saying.

Gardevoir is making the frogs gay?

>>725030697
Femboy are still valid with a bussy. None of them can have human children anyway

>>725030894
Fine but tell them to stop fucking me. You ever get pinned by a nidoqueen and raped with a claws on your shoulders?

>>725030856
Oh no?!

>>725030894
First tell them to stop using psychic powers or mind-altering pheromones on people.

>>725030894
No. Arceus created us as equals. I shall do as the Creator intended for us.

>>725031580
They wouldn't do that. Before they're caught they're wild animals. Why would wild animals rape a human?

>>725029652 (OP)
Pokeslop lost hard

>>725030570
she still has her own thoughts, but she feels what her trainer feels.

>>725029652 (OP)
It's Aegislash.
On one hand, I'm glad ZA finally brought him back, but on the other, WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM SO SHIT?
WHY DOES IT TAKE 5 SECONDS TO CHANGE STANCE?

>>725031893
Now let's see the sales data.

>>725030856
So you mean the cure to my rampant self hatred and depression is getting a Gardevoir who loves me so much her Synchronize also makes me love myself?
Fuck yes, give me Pokemon therapy.

>>725031775
Pokemon that are being trained by humans are all about getting stronger. Humans lay better pipe than animals, so of course they would want to improve themselves in that way, too.

These threads are the only reason I even check /v/

>>725031580
I want to breathe in the fumes of Salazzle pussy and become a mind-controlled pheromone slave.

>>725032426
>Pokemon therapy
I wonder if that's a thing. Like they have some do mind reading or ghost types possesse you for a bit or a grass type showers happy spores on you.

>>725030494
>the joke is that I can't read, right?

>>725029652 (OP)
>>725030208
Japanese dudes be like, my innermost darkest thoughts. I can't wait to co-sign a home with her.

Meanwhile I'd be like PUSSY ASS BOOBS PUSSY ASS BOOBS

How do you eve expect to do the deed without her snapping like a twig?

>>725032931
Pokemon aren't known for being weak.

>>725030697
What's the problem?

>>725029652 (OP)
gardevoir

>>725029652 (OP)
Audino

>>725030894
salty bitch got rekt by god and seethes about it to this day.

>>725033786
Seducing human men with her tail.

>>725033786
I just want to slap her belly and see for how long she jiggles.

>>725033961
>>725033786
What’s the appeal

>>725029652 (OP)
Ditto

Mew.
It's been Mew for a long time.
There's no way it would be anything else, although Aggron comes close.

>>725029707
Fippy Bippy

gato

>>725032351
having an army of shit-eating flies isn't the own you think it is

>>725029652 (OP)
Parasect
I don't want to fuck it, but it's my favorite.

>>725034184
Fat, squishy ass.

>>725034507
Don’t trust that fucker

>>725034404
Puta gato.

I find it hilarious that the furfags come to gardevoir threads
It can't be healthy, lowering your head to the symbol of everything you will never have
Tacit acknowledgment and acceptance of your own abomination, no?

>>725030570
>Mind breaking your telepath Mon by constantly sending her love messages

My recency bias picks are Ursaluna, Galarian Zapdos, and this little shit

>>725034687
>ntr smile

>>725034749
>I find it hilarious that the furfags come to gardevoir threads
but gardevoir is the bridget of nonfurs
everyone is furry for gardevoir

Bellossom!

>>725029652 (OP)
Feraligatr

First pokemon game was Gold, then Silver. Totodile IIRC, was either my first or 2nd pick (strong memories of fighting rival 2's Bayleaf's razor leaf attacks, that and Miltank rollout).

>Like the color blue
>Like sharks/gators/dinos
>Lots of teeth
>Swimmer that can walk on land
>Badass and kinda mean-looking, but more "cool" than anything else.
>Simple as

Might've peeked the guidebook to see his final form because IDK why I didn't pick Cyndiquil first. Maybe I did, and I'm thinking of my time playing Silver since I played Gold at age 5.

I have stuff to do, so I'll just post these and let you guys pick the good stuff
>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/media
>https://xcancel.com/Furryparty67848/media
>https://xcancel.com/NsfwOrzgk/media
And yes, both stores are legit.

>>725034886
Sorry pal, but Gardevoir is firmly in monster girl territory. Monster girl bros and furries may be neighbors, but we're (mostly) not the same. Also, Rouge is the Bridget of furries, even I'll admit that bat is hot as fuck.

>>725035104
>Sorry pal, but Gardevoir is firmly in monster girl territory.
This is some "homfa is not furry" levels of cope. Damn.

>>725030051
KOFFING!

>>725029707
Based

>>725035104
>Gardevoir is firmly in monster girl territory.
lol no

>>725029652 (OP)
Motherfucker got a HA Gardevoir. And it's a trash HA. Both of the regular abilities are far better.

>>725035104
All Pokémon are monster girls they are literally called pocket monsters

>>725035187
its not furry. what is it an anthropomorphized version of?

>>725035104
This is so fucking funny, holy shit.

>>725034507
>Learns both False Swipe and Spore
It's my go-to for a catch assistant.

>>725030208
>same emotions
Does that mean she want to fuck me in the ass too?

>>725034687
she fucked someone else behind your back

>>725030894
My first day of being trainer I walked outside without a pokemon and immediately got picked up and carried back inside my home by a wild female machoke who preceded to fuck me until I passed out. We've been married 10 years now.

All Pokemon are weak to dark types. This is an undeniable fact.

>>725035104
This level of self delusion would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>725034138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i021EtSXSGM

>>725033482
who tops first?

>>725036081
only one way to settle this

>>725030808
it can be either

>>725036081
>>725036157
>ywn frot with your cute gardiboy
What's even the point?

>>725030697
Anon...

>>725029707
True, can we get containment boards for all franchises, companies, etc?
/v/ is a board for political shitflinging, eceleb drama, pornography and AI sloppa.

>>725036283
I somehow thought it and Galgaladi were from the same gen and not split in 3 and 4.

>>725030697
I was so sure that they made Garde 100% female after Gallade. Must be Mengele effect.

>>725036403
I'd kill for a containment board for my franchise, actually.

>>725036580
If they did that, it would've led to a lot of Male Gardes trooning out upon transfer to Gen 4.

Scrafty is my favorite!

>>725033961
humanity is not ready for the definition of sex toy wrapped up into such a small package

>>725034184
Ass
Belly
Fluffy tail
Heart shaped paws

>>725036283
>>725030697

>>725036283
Lopunny's two genders:
Head pats or butt pats.

>>725036727
>small
She's taller than Braixen and almost as tall as Lopunny

>>725037014
why is this so fucking hot?
i'm not even gay

I'm not ashamed to say the meme made me want to fuck the fish.

>>725032665
Retard

>>725035104
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth

>>725037073
>i'm not even gay

>>725035104
Go post her in monster girl threads and see if it fits in.

>>725037113
I'd fuck both Glaceon and Flutter Mane
It's the same pipeline.

"is spongebob a furry" ahh discussion

>>725037357
Plaporita

>>725029652 (OP)
That would never happen. Those first thoughts in there are just beastiality sex. Even if you do really think those cute thoughts, her bent over will creep in there more often than not

>>725037403
you can say ass here, its ok anon you will not get in trouble

>>725035760
This

Kirlia is hotter

>>725037113
>Mesprit

>>725034184
Audino

>>725029652 (OP)
pokemon cannot consent, they literally eat from dog bowls

>>725037748
Ashnime isn't canon.

I'm a pretty normal guy, but I want a Gardevoir wife who telepathically controls me to degrade myself by doing increasingly gay sexual acts in front of her.

>>725037748
Thunderbolt doesn't work on Onix nigga.

>>725037748
They can literally understand human language and respond. They can absolutely consent

>>725029707
/thread

>>725037903
>I'm a pretty normal guy
No you are not

>>725029707
Fpbp

>>725037748
Literal humiliation ritual given how Mr. Mime has human-level intelligence (most pokemon do)
https://youtu.be/V019RHRYXZY&t=65

>>725037903
Patrician taste in pokemon and sexual proclivities

>>725037979
What, you're saying you wouldn't suck another guy's dick in front of your pokemon wife just to make her happy?

>>725038098
Don't ever reply to me again

>>725037931
just like a dog
are you suggesting you’re a dirty zoophile whos also a zoophile?

>>725037903
God have mercy on the owner of a fujoshi gardevoir...

>>725029707
FPBP

>>725038098
Fuck off retard

>>725037931
Even as recent as LZA we're shown that Pokemon are very capable of understanding human intent, which is why that feral Primeape you caught five minutes ago has full understanding that when you tell it to use Fire Punch, it doesn't just beat the shit out of the opponent like it always does, it specifically fires its fist up beforehand and THEN beats the shit out of the opponent. No training required, no bonding required, it just immediately understand what you want and does it.
The real communication barrier is humans understanding Pokemon intent, because without clear analogues to human behavior, it takes some actual time and research to comprehend what they mean.

>>725037931
Because Gamefreak can't stop being retarded, they just retconned this in Z/A.

>>725034849
based

>>725038098
GIWTWM

>>725037073
>i'm not even gay
Yeah...

>>725031775
ask the dolphins

>>725037073
anon...

What is the best pokemon for a gay faggot with AIDs like me?

>>725038281
Cool! Don't forget to mention the sidequest where you go get a Skarmory feather for a restaurant guy because he wants to use it as a cutting knife, and when the Skarmory gets territorial over the feather, he quickly explains to Skarmory WHY he wants the feather, and Skarmory, understanding his intentions, allows it.
As a gesture of gratitude, the man invites Skarmory to come to the restaurant whenever it wants, and then you can go visit the restaurant to see that Skarmory did indeed understand what he offered and came to the restaurant.
All of this happened with a wild Pokemon by the way, no training or bonding required.

>>725038098
Only real Pokelovers would do this

>>725038423
one of the monkeys probably, you gotta give back what was taken

>>725030894
No.

>>725038423
charmander

There isn't a single pokemon that I wouldn't plap
There are some where I couldn't, because of practical issues (example : gastly) but the sentiment remain the same
Pic related are my favorites
and I would them all

>>725038482
noncanon

>>725037903
>>725038098
based

>>725038482
>Zoophile cope wall of text
Kek how desperate

>>725035104
shut the fuck up nerd ass bitch nobody cares

>>725031273
No because it wouldn't be rape

>>725038551
>the "terminally indecisive" template
Bro that's a whole gen worth of """favorites""" in there. Pick a lane.

reminder this is canon

>>725034184
Soft little friend

>>725038634
Fine
Have an older version

If you don't love your favorite pokemon (female) with a massive futa cock then you don't really love your pokemon

>>725035927
>>725035447
>>725035217
>>725035187
if she's not furry then tell me what animal she's a furry of. this should be so easy if she's a furry

>>725035464
Same.

>>725038710
You are my nigga, even if mew isn't in there.

>>725038721
I wouldn't love my gf if she was a man
fucking faggot

>>725035384
I assumed that they were based off of Japanese flat paper-dolls, not a type of vegetable. The doll ningyō association would also match the synchronization/telepathy abilities and their amorphous/human like shape typing.

>>725038423
Goodra

>>725029652 (OP)
Why are human men like this...

>>725037073
>i'm not even gay

>>725038710
Respectable tastes

>>725038794
It's the pokemon's fault

>>725038513
The witch who casts spells on human men.

>>725038787
>*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

>>725038721
I'd stroke my Pokewife's cock if it made her happy!

>>725038769
You are weak

>>725038736
An e*f

>>725037073
>i'm not even gay

>>725038870
YES!

>>725032665
Based

>>725035760
>Not Trvpernova

>>725038987
Funny how a creature that is always naked suddenly becomes lewd when you give it underwear

Why are Pokemon threads full of mentally ill posters?

>>725038281
Remember when they made it so that Pokemon can all naturally shrink, and that's how they fit into pokeballs? Why, why would they undo the laser summon that's existed since gen 1 anime? That's so gay.

>>725038574
>>725038591
Canon. It's Side Mission 114, A Feather from Skarmory, in the exact same game that woman tells you about struggling to understand Delibird and vice versa.
Picrel literally would not be a possible scenario if this wild Skarmory did not understand the man's intentions. It's only after calming its aggression that it's willing to hear him out, grasp his intentions with the feather, and then befriends the man. We get zero confirmation he ever catches the Skarmory, it's just a wild Pokemon who enjoys his company now, which is a recurring theme of L:Z-A's sidequests to hammer in the theme of people and Pokemon finding a way to live in harmony in the city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGUNEQSTMz4

>>725037073
To be fair Lopunny's penis is very feminine

>>725039079
>Why is /v/ full of mentally ill posters?
ftfy

>>725038987
why is he wearing that

>>725039090
You mean how Poke Balls have always worked since day zero? The anime's laser was always a budget saving tactic, because it'd cost way too much money to constantly depict Pokemon shrinking into and growing out of Poke Balls.
Fuck nigga, even in the anime itself you see Misty's Psyduck shrunk down into its Poke Ball, but everyone overseas just thought this was a cartoon gag because the concept was never explained to them.

>>725039090
They're using the Fallout 3 writer approach of "who cares about logic and consistency in the world with ghouls and shit"

>>725038281
This is the dumbest retcon ever

I love my pokewife and her cute little cock

>>725038281
>retcon
This random person on the street is making a generally true statement (you don't understand what a Magikarp is saying and your Furret is not fluent in English) but is obviously the case that Pokémon understand the intent of their trainers, and there are many examples of Pokémon explicitly communicating with humans.
The last game, Legends Arceus, had no less than six (6) different Pokémon that can directly speak English to humans, along with cases like a Spiritomb appearing and speaking to you as the ghost of a young girl. There are Pokémon like Zoroark that can perfectly imitate a human being, including human speech.

>>725038624
Her natural state is to have her tits out.

>>725039218
Emil has been a blight on fiction. Fuck him and anyone who would learn from him.

bnuy

>>725039313
more like big naturals am I right

>>725039341
How big is her cock?

>>725039210
This is just as easily explained as a visual gag, my dude. Psyduck is comedy relief. I still choose to believe it's some kind of pocket dimension tech.

>>725031893
Both are good fun, fuck off

>>725039313
Perfection

>>725039380
See? There you go, dismissing it as "it's just a gag" because you didn't have the concept properly explained to you.

Imagine being a pokemon that got caught and then just left forgotten in the storage system.

>>725039079
I wish I could get a Bellsprout soul draining blowjob, Heavy, you have no idea. No amount of sandwiches help here.

>literally a motherly/nurse figure
>heals you when you are sick/injured
>feeds you delicious eggs
>can only be female
Literal wife material right here and no one ever talks about her.

>>725039313
https://e621.net/posts/3202562
Good taste

>>725039432
If the anime did something better than the game, the anime wins. Don't feed me the same garbage you consume and then go "MMM MMM I LOVE IT!" No you don't.

>>725039434
>Alola finally solves this overlooked moral worldbuilding problem by introducing the Poke Pelago, a literal paradise for boxed mons where they can live out their days in pure happiness
>no other region has a similar facility, back to sitting in boxes forever

>>725039491
Too bad she’s a fatass

>>725039341
No. Maid.

>>725039492
I want those balls on my face so badly bros

>>725039497
That's nice sweetheart, but Pokemon still shrink whether you like it or not. I don't like it all that much either, but plugging your ears and going "LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING" doesn't do anyone any favors.

>>725038870
This but unironically

>>725039616
I've acknowledged it sucks and is lame. You won't get anything more out of me.

>>725035464
I have a shiny Smeargle on my ultra sun save that I use. Spore/False Swipe/Recycle aaaaaaaand I forgot the 4th move. Miss that little guy, I'll move him up next time I play.

>>725039564
>making your athletic tomboy bunny wife wear embarrassing frilly dresses
giga based

>>725039079
>suddenly

>>725039564
>Hiding her huge futa cock under an outfit
That's so hot

>>725039491
Hey, we love Blissey around here.

>>725039792
Why do you always need to make your mental illness known?

>>725037748
meowscarada is the only mon in the new anime to eat at the same table as the humans

>>725037748
5000 iq move

>>725032190
He's still paying for his sins in competitive I guess.

>>725039792
Imagine accidentally bumping into it and feeling it twice haha

Futa fags need the rope

>>725039491
Blissey is great but she's outclassed by Audino

>>725039582
Same desu

>>725039841
She deserves it

>>725039841
It’s literally just a person

Nidoqueen can't breed, only her child state can

>>725039287
And which Pokemon were these? God, ghosts that were once humans, and exceptionally intelligent and rare Pokemon who are functionally human-level.
These are not most Pokemon. From the beginning it's been considered exceptional that any Pokemon had to intellect to truly comprehend you. The ones that can are near mythical level.

I love less humanoid yet very huggable pokemon

>>725040248
why's he so devious and evil?

>>725037073
>"I'm not gay, but these cocks sure are hot."
Whatever you say, fagAnon.

>>725040364
>Its fine fur feels so pleasant, those who accidentally touch it cannot take their hands away.

>>725040416
liko's meowscarada is confirmed female

>>725037089
Why is the tail coming out of its abdomen?

>>725039392
>I lIkE bOtH
For christs sake cut the fencesitter bullshit and pick a side, this isn’t conducive to anything

>>725040416
She knows how erotic she is

>>725040548
>PARTICIPATE IN MY TRIBALISTIC BULLSHIT
No, you weird fuck

Audino is pure sex

>>725037931
>>725038259
>>725038281
>>725038482
Pokemon are their own category of life form, you can rarely generalize. It's like saying "all animals"... which by definition includes all of humanity to the lowly Tardigrade.
Some Pokemon will do better in communicating with humans than others. Some Pokemon are capable of more complex thoughts and behaviors.

Some Pokemon will act like biological automata, others are straight up sapient persons.

IMHO the games need a new stat for something like "intelligence" and then the intelligence stat should do things like give access to more attacks that the Pokemon can remember at any given point (so an intelligence main would carry like 8 moves around with them or something).

That way the games could officially acknowledge it and maybe have the high intelligence once act much more similar to humans.

>>725040248
With a cute futa cock

>>725040754
https://e621.net/posts/5774465
Would you please her like a proper husband would?

fellas... i love round pink pokemon

>>725040870
Kill yourself futanigger

Pokémon fuckers are just beastiality freaks

>>725029652 (OP)
>>725030651
>>725034337
>>725035198
>>725037951
>>725038001
>>725038226
Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!

>>725040780
>adding even more powercreep to Pokemon
>wanting a world where Alakazam, the baseline for "best INT" Pokemon, can have eight moves
>a Mega Evolution with 175 Special Attack and 150 Speed that now has access to 8 moves, allowing it to run a full coverage offense kit AND self-sustaining support such as Screens, Recover and Nasty Plot/Calm Mind

>>725040952
YES!!

>>725040548
I hate gifs that are only gifs so a mouth can move. A still reaction image has always sufficed.

>>725041036
Sir that’s a bug

>>725040282
I said it was a generally true statement, but it's only one person making a generalization, not a "retcon." And they're talking about "exactly understanding" what people are saying; the idea of Pokémon as a concept would not work if every single Pokémon wasn't capable of at least a general understanding of a humans' commands and intent. Every Pokémon from insects to fish to things that stand on two legs are at least as intelligent as a dog.
Pokémon having human-level intelligence or beyond is not at all exclusive to Legendary Pokémon, or even ghosts (like Rotom, a Pokémon now used to give your smartphone conversational intelligence) and Psychic-Types. Completely mundane Pokémon like Ninetales, Lapras and Lucario are all stated to be capable of understanding human speech.

>>725040870
Of course

>>725041036
She's beautiful

>>725040416
Dark type.

>>725040952
>you're supposed to see this more like a dog than a woman
Do normalfags really...?

>>725041036
>>725041384
https://e621.net/posts/5798872
Based

>>725029652 (OP)
This dork.

>>725041453
Which is stupid, because even Pokemon itself recognizes that Gardevoir is more like a fantasy race than a domesticated animal, it's just one that happens to abide by Pokemon rules like every other non-human creature in the franchise.
Fucking thing prefers to sleep like a meditating elf in high fantasy because it'd rather be in a position where it can spring into action to protect its beloved(s) from danger, it's not gonna lie down and curl up like a dog.

they really want me to fuck pokemon, huh

>>725029652 (OP)
My guy Heracross.

this is what male pokemon trainers want

>>725039607
>free hugs
I'm pretty sure those arms are long enough to hang at his ankles.

>>725042120
the anthro eevee detracts

>>725034428
But it bring the shit-covered dollars nonetheless

>>725035384
Mandrake or Alraune.

>>725042120
>chastity