Post your stats and be judged
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:21:34 PM
No.725059132
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>superman, stop hanging yourself with a belt and kissing men, we need you to stop Shroud!
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:21:34 PM
No.725059134
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:22:12 PM
No.725059187
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>>725059391
>>725059045 (OP)
the next iteration of robert's mecha should have multiple proto pulses in external armored cases that can be ejected upon failure, droptank-style
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:22:25 PM
No.725059208
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>>725061036
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:22:35 PM
No.725059219
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>>725059324
BBbros ww@?
>>725059045 (OP)
Based bat. He's too interesting a character to cut for Coupé
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:23:28 PM
No.725059279
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>>725061343
I'm surprised that every single one of the Z-Team has grown on me.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:24:11 PM
No.725059324
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>>725059219
>BB
don't be absurd
Robert's dating Mandy
>>725059045 (OP)
>I'm tuning into you
>You're turning me on
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:24:43 PM
No.725059364
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coupe kinda reminds me of raven, punch up got lucky
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:24:52 PM
No.725059379
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>>725059460
wish there were more fanart 2bh
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:25:03 PM
No.725059391
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>>725059187
It better look like the ARX7 ngl.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:25:46 PM
No.725059439
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>>725059220
Now, hear me out here…
>>725059342
chase in the back looking real pissed off about something he refuses to try and do anything about except bitch vaguely about it
So did I miss something? Why was Robert relatively fine and Royd was all fucked up?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:00 PM
No.725059460
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>>725062030
>>725059379
Why is she so fucking fat, go on a diet bitch
Harry Du Bois comparisons just keep on coming.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:46 PM
No.725059523
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>>725059105
bitch are you me??
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:47 PM
No.725059525
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>>725059445
Chase danced with BB. He won.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:47 PM
No.725059527
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>Just can’t prove it…
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:48 PM
No.725059528
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Anyone else notice Shroud and Chase are never in the same place at the same time? I'm starting to get suspicious...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:56 PM
No.725059541
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>>725059447
I was honestly expecting a reveal that Robert lost his legs or something. Was very disappointed to see he was perfectly fine, not even a new scar.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:26:57 PM
No.725059548
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:08 PM
No.725059561
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>>725059889
>No Blonde Blazer I will not dinner with you I'm hooked with this mystery meat goblina who keeps beating me and breaking my things and getting my family members killed.
>Can you please save me from these thugs though?
>and give me a job?
>and fix my suit?
>and make the team respect me?
>and let la goblina crash in your $5000/month apartment?
>and save me from the main villain?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:16 PM
No.725059573
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>>725059672
>>725059447
latent superpowers
the moral of the story is about fate and determinism
you are either born a hero like Chase or Robert and save people
or you are born a villain like invisibitch and you kill people like she did Chase
that's why BB broke up with Phenomaman the next day after meeting Robert, she could subconsciously sense his latent superpowers and how they're stronger than PM and the fate of the strongest superhero woman is to be with the strongest superhero man
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:32 PM
No.725059591
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they are both her, but she's happier if you said you wanted mandy instead??
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:36 PM
No.725059597
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>>725059447
Suit exploded outward.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:41 PM
No.725059605
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>>725061927
>>725059445
pissed as he is, outing her as the one who destroyed Robert's suit and put him in a coma is too far
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:27:57 PM
No.725059619
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>>725059481
Well that's just disco.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:28:14 PM
No.725059642
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>Malevola: "Robert are you actually cool?"
>Vis instantly replies "NO HE'S NOT"
Hmmm...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:28:14 PM
No.725059643
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>Remember reading an anon's theory right after the first two episodes (and before any leaks) that Chase was Shroud
>Two weeks later, episode 6
>Bob Bob points out that Chase seems way too nasty towards potential former Shroud ally Invisibitch
>Hm
>Chase and Invisigal straight up start going at it against each other at the party
>Hmmmm...
>During the scene where Bob Bob is talking with Invisigal and hacking and trying to save her, Chase isn't seen or heard a single fucking time
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Motherfucker shows up out of nowhere at the very end of the scene to sacrifice himself
Wew. I fooled myself. Unless...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:28:29 PM
No.725059662
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>>725059481
>Shaves his chops in episode 6
It’s over
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:28:41 PM
No.725059672
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>>725064217
>>725059573
So when does BB do hero things then?
>>725059220
But I like Coupe's insane autism
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:28:59 PM
No.725059692
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>>725059045 (OP)
I’ll be honest.
Penguinz0’s voice doesn’t fit that guy.
They dropped them Steam cards all of a sudden.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:29:34 PM
No.725059740
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>>725059447
cockpit protects the pilot; all other shrapnel goes outward
>>725059689
>>725059702
Does she listen to Linkin Park?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:29:56 PM
No.725059762
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>>725059657
BBfriends need to stop L posting, it's not a good look. They will make fun of us for it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:29:57 PM
No.725059763
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>>725059657
Given that this was originally planned as a TV show, it's PAINFULLY obvious that Visi was planned to be the winner of the love triangle in that format. The ability to go for BB is just an afterthought to give the player some kind of choice.
>One last run
>Time to make it count
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:30:08 PM
No.725059782
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>>725059850
They shouldn't have wasted so much time with the gameplay segments if they weren't going to matter to the plot in the slightest outside the tutorial. Now the game feels extremely short.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:30:10 PM
No.725059787
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>Die of old age far before your time working/wasting away behind a desk
>Go out on your own terms being a fucking hero
Now that I've had some time to sit on it, I think Chase got the best ending he could
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:06 PM
No.725059850
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>>725060916
>>725059782
Don't you get hired regardless of how well you do in the tutorial too? I remember an anon saying he somehow fucked up on the tutorial.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:11 PM
No.725059859
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good episodes, really wish we didn't have to wait past the halfway point for characters other than robert and the love interests to get some actual moments.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:13 PM
No.725059860
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>>725062653
people are actually playing this slop? I like Laura Bailey but the rest of the cast list made me throw up in my mouth
>>725059657
I'll only be upset if we get nothing with BB nearing the last two episodes and it's still 99% invisishart
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:39 PM
No.725059889
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>>725060017
>>725059561
>fucking the boss
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:31:47 PM
No.725059903
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>>725059827
kinda wished the team said something about how much of a one man wrecking crew he was in this scene without any powers.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:32:49 PM
No.725059972
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>>725060039
I think Sonar might have a drug problem
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:02 PM
No.725059986
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>second date with BB
>no second date with invisigal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:04 PM
No.725059993
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>Mecha suit: Destroyed
>Astral Pulse: Gone
>Chase: Dead
Its so fucking over
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:06 PM
No.725059995
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>>725059657
>being forced to delve reddit posts for ammunition
It's afraid
>invisigal says nothing as demon bitch literally portals into your apartment and starts grabbing your cock multiple times
shes a cuckquean sorry to say.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:25 PM
No.725060017
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>>725059889
shroud mogs blonde bimbo and invisibitch, would totally fuck him
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:28 PM
No.725060024
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>>725061543
>>725059930
does the same with interactive off and it said you made a fool of yourself, not cool. had to rerun the episode right away to fix that
>Malevola caresses Robert's cheek with her tail during the party
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:37 PM
No.725060039
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>>725059972
Nah, he can stop anytime. He just doesn't want to.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:39 PM
No.725060042
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>keep up
>whats even worse is his whole rant against invisigirl was right and he literally died getting her out of her shit
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:33:41 PM
No.725060049
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>>725059657
>>725059876
>someone not on the team barely interacts with a dispatcher who sends heroes out
BB probably should have been part of the team, like an overseer to make sure villains do their job
I couldn't read the tutorial because I was reading a conversation. What's this red thing? I thought it said not to go past it but the mission is still requiring a high amount of that stat for some reason?
Here's the definitive ratings for each episode so far
>E1: 5/10
Too much time spent on set up. The combat part sucked dick. Highlight for me was definitely the tutorial out of nowhere with its own characters advertising for SDN. That part ruled.
>E2: 8/10
Very competent set up. The cliffhanger is odd if you don't care that much about the romance, which is the case with me.
>E3: 9/10
The game is properly started at this point. It's flexing both its storytelling and gameplay muscles. Very impressed.
>E4: 9/10
This is where the game shines in terms of consequences for your choices up to this point, which is smart to do at the halfway mark. If it keeps up like this, then it's only gonna go up from here. Honestly the romance feels shallow and masturbatory, but I will say that there is novelty in it being played completely straight like a harem anime. Definitely preferable to subversion for subversion's sake. Phenomaman rules. Fuck Waterboy.
>E5: 9/10
Game continues shining, quality is being kept up
>E6: 6/10
Too short, not enough Dispatching, pretty much all of your choices from the previous episode turn out not to matter
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:34:21 PM
No.725060104
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>>725059756
Listens to emo and screamo
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:34:31 PM
No.725060117
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>>725060000
quads of truth
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:34:50 PM
No.725060151
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>>725060028
It's weird how Malevola has had zero impact outside of the scene where she portals into Robert's apartment and starts groping him and wrapping her tail around him before pulling him into her armpit.
>>725060028
Further proof that lesbians don’t exist
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:34:58 PM
No.725060156
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>>725060334
>>725060062
Batman doesn't kill, just brutally hospitalize.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:02 PM
No.725060162
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>>725060081
You auto fail if you touch it
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:12 PM
No.725060178
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>>725060081
Yes. If you go past it you automatically lose, in other words it's impossible to have 100% chances for that mission.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:19 PM
No.725060182
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>>725060000
>blazerfags only get to fuck mandy
>invisigal will fuck you and then make you fuck mandy in front of her
invisichads win yet again
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:25 PM
No.725060189
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>>725060081
Yeah. Don't go past it or the mission will auto-fail. It's pretty fucking dumb.
>>725060000
>quads
well that seals it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:35:55 PM
No.725060232
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Honestly, Victor doesn't strike me as a supervillain material. He's too much of a dweeb.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:36:17 PM
No.725060253
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>>725060000
Oh no no no invisibros don't look
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:36:18 PM
No.725060256
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>>725059735
Shame Gem market is fucked right now to bother with creating cards.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:36:35 PM
No.725060279
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>>725060239
He was a white-collar criminal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:36:50 PM
No.725060296
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>>725060594
>>725060084
Scores aside I agree with you that 1 and 6 are the weakest so far, in that order
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:37:37 PM
No.725060334
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:37:43 PM
No.725060341
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>>725060239
well he was arrested for white collar crimes
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:37:53 PM
No.725060350
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>>725060405
>>725060000
Courtney and P-man can share the chair
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:37:56 PM
No.725060354
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lmao
Honestly not really cool that this game has zero section where you walk around, talk to people, etc like Telltale games had. I want to walk around the office, I want to know what the cat mascot's deal is, let me explore a bit ffs.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.725060405
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>>725060542
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:53 PM
No.725060416
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>>725060540
>>725059930
They knew he was a superhero before, I think they expect him to hold his own, also, you saw what a fucking chaos that was.
Also, other thing, in the scene where Chase and Invisigal fight at the party didn't Chase fucking blew Robert's secret identity while Prism was streaming their fight? It's going to bite him in the ass, am I right?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:57 PM
No.725060421
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>>725060376
God I need her.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:38:59 PM
No.725060426
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>>725060084
3 > 4 > 5 > 2 > 1 > 6
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:04 PM
No.725060435
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>>725059657
Why are invisigal fags going on reddit lmao
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:10 PM
No.725060443
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>>725060201
i'm not creative enough to yabbapost
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:21 PM
No.725060456
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>>725060376
desu im surprised how natural Prism feels, shes a bitchy nigress but thats how they are IRL so it doesn't feel off
>all that buildup in ep 5 to how shit's gonna hit the fan when Flambae finds out Robert is Mecha Man
>he either never finds out or just disappears for an entire episode before showing up to say he's cool
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:35 PM
No.725060470
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>>725060376
Looks like someone got the memo that auto afro on a black woman is not always the only fucking design choice under the sun.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:40 PM
No.725060478
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>>725060376
my robert is saving his virginity for prism in dispatch 2
>/v/ chose Phenomeman
>Everyone else chose Waterboy
What does this mean?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.725060505
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>>725060662
>>725060401
It's cause the entire game outside of the Dispatching and hacking is just prerendered cutscenes. There's no actual models. I think it's a worthy sacrifice to make.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:12 PM
No.725060526
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>>725060000
>shes a cuckquean
i wish
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:15 PM
No.725060534
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>>725060376
not much of an assman but...
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:16 PM
No.725060535
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>>725060000
>quads
invisicucks... they're making fun of our waifu...
>>725060416
blonde blazer tells them if anyone lets it slip she'll beat the shit out of them and Prism deletes the video
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:25 PM
No.725060542
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>>725060405
I take it back. That was mean and my autistic alien friend didn't deserve that, unlike Courtney
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:42 PM
No.725060567
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>>725061214
>>725060537
That final hack is fucking hard
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:50 PM
No.725060575
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>>725063182
>im a bitch, my name's Robert such a bitch whose name is Robert
>have no hopes, have no dreams and a tiny little peen
It's been hours and it's still stuck in my head
>>725059689
that's no autism she is just insane
>>725059827
a shame neither Phenomaman or waterboy do anything in the brawl
atleast WB gives flamgae a backshot when he gets too uppity
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:40:56 PM
No.725060581
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Episode 5 did a great job fluffling out the side characters.
Prism and Golem in particular really grew on me
You do have this, right /v/?
All the gamers saying Dispatch isn't even a game because you don't do anything will have earned the one gamer achievement, right?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:04 PM
No.725060594
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>>725060084
>>725060296
It's only gonna get worse now, there will be less dispatch and more "high stakes" shit
One anon last thread was theorizing that there won't even be any more dispatching
grim if true
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:05 PM
No.725060596
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>>725060401
Maybe they'll have more budget for that for their next games. And hopefully they aren't stupid enough to leak the rest of the fucking episodes again.
>>725060062
Shroud's killed at least two of his former comrades now
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:14 PM
No.725060609
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>>725060480
We are the only ones that understand what he feels.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:25 PM
No.725060632
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>>725060540
Ah, okay, so it was just recording. I thought she was streaming that shit.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:34 PM
No.725060642
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>>725059735
>hero portraits instead of emoticons
>bland backgrounds
Fuck. Fuck, the dispatch screen and the menus would have made way better content.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:37 PM
No.725060645
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>>725060696
>>725060465
yeah big missed opportunity for a good one on one scene. the reveal that robert took off two of his fingers was real good and then he just disappears.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:45 PM
No.725060654
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>>725060585
Yea it's really easy. I failed atleast 3 missions every shift
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:46 PM
No.725060656
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>>725060585
you have like a 15 dispatch buffer i think you literally have to try to not get it
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:47 PM
No.725060659
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>>725060084
1 and 6 do the same thing where they're pretty slow and not a lot of interesting stuff seem to happen, but the endings are really good
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:48 PM
No.725060661
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>>725060537
this and the jewelry store one seem to just be fucked for some reason
>>725060505
It's not desu. Telltale got flak for being movie games, but they weren't literally movie games, they still had some gameplay. This game's gameplay is a joke, especially their very rare QTE's.
Which is conflicting because I really like the story and characters, but we've reached a new level of movie games I didn't think was possible.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:41:50 PM
No.725060663
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>>725060480
/v/ is a Harry board
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:22 PM
No.725060696
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>>725060724
>>725060645
>>725060465
First telltale game?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:38 PM
No.725060712
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>>725060959
>>725060401
>that this game has zero section where you walk around, talk to people, etc like Telltale games had
Those game pretended that this was the gameplay. Now they actually came up with a real one. If a tad rudimentary.
Walk to someone/object and listen to them say some filler/have character comment on the object is not gameplay.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:44 PM
No.725060718
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>>725060585
It seems like one of those achievements you'd have to be a royal fuck up not to get eventually
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:47 PM
No.725060724
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What's Waterboy's real name?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:42:56 PM
No.725060732
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How was the dance with invisigal?
>>725059689
i love brown women
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:03 PM
No.725060736
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>>725062056
>>725060602
>Heroes don’t kill, Robert
>He killed my dad, Chase
>Oh yeah, good point
The writing keeps subverting tropes by making the aggro choices valid
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:03 PM
No.725060737
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>>725060602
>shroud pulls a yazan
scary thought
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:11 PM
No.725060747
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>>725061495
>>725060662
>This game's gameplay is a joke
huh? The Dispatching segment of this stuff shits all over the entire gameplay of every other choices simulator Telltale ever made. In the credits they have some guy as a Lead Gameplay Designer and it shows cause this shit is actually well designed and fun.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:16 PM
No.725060758
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>>725060480
I wish I could have chosen both, real sad that the other one didn't show up at all today
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:21 PM
No.725060763
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>it's too dangerous to attack this warehouse full of d-list villains!!!!!
>phenomoman
>blonde blazer
>prism
>malevola
huh????????
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:22 PM
No.725060767
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:33 PM
No.725060779
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Speedsters always gets the best deaths
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:54 PM
No.725060801
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>>725060480
But I did choose Waterboy
It was definitely a 50/50 though, I love both of them, I hope if there's a season 2 we get to have both of them around
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:43:58 PM
No.725060806
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>>725061026
>>725059105
>24%
Ohnonono bbniggers our response?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:06 PM
No.725060820
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>>725060945
>>725060765
Yeah, that didn't make any sense.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:21 PM
No.725060840
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>>725060662
telltale games had 0 gameplay compared to this
walking around is not gameplay
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:24 PM
No.725060843
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>>725060937
>>725060765
waterboy and prism could solo the fucking ship lmao, infinite waterboys, prism is stronger than 90% of the heroes shown so far
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:34 PM
No.725060858
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>>725060480
personally I felt like letting a depressed superman who could kill himself and the rest of earth alone was a bad idea
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:53 PM
No.725060886
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>>725060765
Genuinely the dumbest thing BB ever said, she could've gone alone and picked it up in what, like 5 minutes?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:44:53 PM
No.725060887
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>>725061004
So what's the twist going to be with Shroud's identity? I don't buy that rando in the mugshot being him. Robert's dad seems like the obvious suspect.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:10 PM
No.725060909
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>>725060803
Damn good on waterboy. Harry just sat around and did nothing
>>725060803
So he just fucks off permanently?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:20 PM
No.725060916
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>>725059850
Yea. I'm watching Charlie's playthrough because fucking no one I actually care about has played it yet, and he massively fucked up the first dispatch section but all it did was say something about him being average
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:21 PM
No.725060918
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>>725059735
Got Two Blazers, Flambae, Invisigal and Sonar.
Cool.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:23 PM
No.725060920
[Report]
>the nigga that said they would break 100k
They won bigly
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:30 PM
No.725060927
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>>725060480
Everyone here knows that the man needs a purpose
>>725060084
What gimmick did 6 even have, again?
1 had the tutorial
2 had the proper introduction to the game
3 had them sabotaging each other
4 had you overwhelmed at the start and a new hero added in
5 had the power go out
I played 6 last and don't remember what was different about that one
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:35 PM
No.725060937
[Report]
>>725061082
>>725060843
Prism making multiple Waterboy clones to gangbang her
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:41 PM
No.725060945
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>>725061175
>>725060820
It makes even less sense when we see the execution and Invisigal solos the place
>Well duh, she can le turn invisible
And each time she got caught she solo’d all the villains.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:46 PM
No.725060950
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>>725063296
>>725060729
Waterboy can't handle all that
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:53 PM
No.725060959
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>>725061224
>>725060712
This is the police where you can just afk and nothing happens isn't gameplay either thoughbeit.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:45:54 PM
No.725060960
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>>725060910
nah, he's back by the end of ep 6
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:18 PM
No.725060990
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>>725060480
>Everyone else chose Waterboy
It's like 52% actually. Unless the stat is below 20% in a binary choice that doesn't apply
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:19 PM
No.725060993
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>>725060910
no he shows up like 5 minutes later fine with it because they have to make all the choices meld because they spent like a week making this game after the show got rejected
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:24 PM
No.725061001
[Report]
>>725063994
>>725060803
>waterCHAD actually helps you.
>phenomafag just watches someone trying to kill you
Yep. Fuck waifu wars, waterboy won the best boy war
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:25 PM
No.725061004
[Report]
>>725060887
>he blew up the suit because he didn't want his son dying in the suit
would be cliche but make sense
>>725059767
>that last frame of animation
Yknow, maybe capeshit really can be good when you don't let the heroes outstay their welcome. That shit was a good heart tugger.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:30 PM
No.725061007
[Report]
>>725060910
he comes back after the party, punches you and say we'll I'll have to punch once a month but you're ok I guess
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:38 PM
No.725061018
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>>725060910
No, he gets pissy about it and screws off. He doesn't show up for the dispatch segement. But finally returns near the end of the party. Sucker punching Robert in the face.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:41 PM
No.725061025
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>>725060765
To be fair, they had literally no idea what was waiting for them inside there. Rushing into an enemy base without any plan whatsoever is retarded, you do recon first. Now they could have sent Visi and Malevola to survey the place quietly for tomorrow's assault, I agree. But going in all at once, considering they're the Z team (implying a D-list villain would be much, much stronger) is stupid.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:43 PM
No.725061026
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>>725060806
You can choose "Blonde Blazer", "Mandy" or "You decide"
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:44 PM
No.725061028
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>>725061110
>>725060540
Is that what she was referring to? Because I already had Robert tell everyone he was Mecha Man and there wasn't that much emphasis on that "reveal" for the party. Plus, she said "utter a word about what happened tonight" so it sounds more like she just didn't want people making a big deal of the argument.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:44 PM
No.725061031
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>>725060000
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:46:48 PM
No.725061036
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>>725061143
>>725059208
>you and 0% of players
they should have a unique message for that its impressive
>>725060930
Didn't 6 introduce the "don't pass this level or you fail" thing?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:47:19 PM
No.725061082
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>>725061269
>>725060803
>flaming faggot getting backshots onscreen
I dont know why people on steam keep bitching about the LGBT tag
>>725060937
why are germans like this?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:47:23 PM
No.725061090
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>>725060930
If you pissed off Flambae it takes him away.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:47:39 PM
No.725061106
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>waterGOD stands up to the strongest member of the Z team when even not-Superman didn't
Apologize.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:47:41 PM
No.725061110
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>>725061259
>>725061028
its hard to tell what's intended and what's them trying to cover all choices without having to make extra effort
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:47:42 PM
No.725061114
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>>725060803
Kek, Malevola threw her drink at him for me.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:00 PM
No.725061143
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>>725061036
It's bugged lol, the vast majority of people got that "0%"
Last week there were similar bugs. Everyone got 1% of people saving Invisigal and 100% percentile in the Dispatch sections
>>725061043
No, that was 5
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:25 PM
No.725061175
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>>725060945
It makes perfect sense considering Chase died to salvage it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:30 PM
No.725061180
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>>725061231
>>725061043
introducing this halfway through the game was pretty lame imo, i'd have spec'd things way differently if i knew.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:41 PM
No.725061187
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>>725061043
Pretty sure Episode 5 introduced that. It's the last mission in the first dispatch session with the refinery being on fire.
>>725060765
I don't remember the exact comments in the conversation, but I thought Bland Blazer brought up jurisdiction issues and said it was supposed to be coordinated with the Downtown office.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:56 PM
No.725061210
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>>725061243
Chase be like:
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:48:58 PM
No.725061214
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>>725060567
barely got that crane moving holy shit
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:03 PM
No.725061216
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I know it was supposed be sad and all but Chase run animation was so funny.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:07 PM
No.725061224
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>>725061334
>>725060959
>where you can just afk and nothing happens
And yet it still has active decision-making that isn't tied to timed dialogue, which is ultimately much more than the standard walk-n-talk, or God forbid the "puzzles" of previous games where you had to bring one object to another object.
so what are the names of the z team
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:13 PM
No.725061231
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>>725061180
Game is gonna end up being 10 hours total. It's funny and makes for a fun replay.
t. someone that got fucked over by it as well
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:20 PM
No.725061243
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:32 PM
No.725061259
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>>725061110
The word choice doesn't sound like it's referring to his secret identity. I looked at it again and Prism only puts down her phone. She doesn't make any motion to delete the video. I'm pretty sure she just wanted people to not make fun of Chase or Invisigal for the spat.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:39 PM
No.725061269
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>>725061082
Cause it should be Robert giving them.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:49:55 PM
No.725061286
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>>725061356
>>725059702
She throws up on your dick if you fail a quick time event in the bathroom fight
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:02 PM
No.725061293
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>>725060480
We're supposed to bring out the potential out of these losers, like the janitor everyone treats as a joke
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:21 PM
No.725061316
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:29 PM
No.725061329
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>>725060930
I guess it had the game starting halfway through with Blazer taking care of it and if you pissed off Flambae, he's not there
But yeah, pretty weak stuff
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:32 PM
No.725061334
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>>725061224
I consider them the same because nothing you do in either actually matters. I actually prefer walk and talk now that I think about it since you can just skip all the filler.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:36 PM
No.725061335
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>>725061226
Sonar - Victor
Malevola - Malevola
Invisigirl - Courtney
Flambae - Chad
Punch-up - Colm
Prism - Alice
don't remember the rest
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:40 PM
No.725061338
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>>725061197
>ackchually Bobert, we need to consult with management before we le fight crime
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:44 PM
No.725061343
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>>725059279
So most people here despise influencers, and I reflexively felt the same way about Critical Role's influence on tabletop DnD, but they are popular for a reason. At some point you just have to recognize talent for what it is.
>>725061226
Invisigal = Courtney
Punch Up = Colm
Golem = Bruno
Malevola = Malevola
Prism = Alice
Sonar = Victor
Flambae = Chad
Phenomaman = some alien name I forgot
Didn't have Coupe or Waterboy so don't know theirs
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:50 PM
No.725061352
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>with coupe gone and chase dead, prism is the only nigga in the team
I see what you're doing girl
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:50:54 PM
No.725061356
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:51:02 PM
No.725061363
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>>725061464
>the only stakes in the plot appear literally at the end of episode 6
this shit really is just a tv show repurposed huh, can't wait for the unsatisfying cliffhanger ending
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:51:17 PM
No.725061381
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>>725061346
>Phenomaman
...is Katon-Ur
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:51:23 PM
No.725061390
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:51:53 PM
No.725061429
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>>725062187
Got these cheevos today
The only synergies I've bothered doing are Invisigal + ___Golem____ and the Coupe and Punch connection. The latter is the one I maxed out.
>>725061226
>Robert
Robert
>Invisigal
Courtney
>Flambae
Chad
>Prism
Alice
>Coupe
Janelle
>Golem
Bruno
>Malevola
Malevola Gibbs
>Punch Up
Colm
>Waterboy
Herman
>Phenomaman
Katon-Ur
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:51:55 PM
No.725061432
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>>725059702
My chuuni wife. Really wish you could romance the side characters, even if they don't get a major role like you could in mass effect.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:52:03 PM
No.725061446
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>>725061346
waterboy is like melvin or something lame like that
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:52:17 PM
No.725061464
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>>725061563
>>725061363
>cliffhanger ending
You're gonna kill/arrest chase, decide to keep being mecha-man or be with the z team. Where's the cliffhanger?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:52:41 PM
No.725061495
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>>725060747
>this shit is actually well designed and fun.
Until you get the "touch it and you fail, teehee" mechanic. If you want to punish people for sending the wrong heroes, just have it remove a point of whatever the intended stat is for every one you go over instead of having to play limbo as a binary thing
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:52:43 PM
No.725061502
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>>725061672
I’m not even mad, Flambae needed a win after Robert clowning on him for the last 4 episodes
>>725061430
How does Flambea lose his teeth?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:02 PM
No.725061526
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>if Visi marries Robert her name will be Courtney Robertson, the most suburban PTA soccer mom name imaginable
nice
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:02 PM
No.725061527
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>>725061569
>>725061430
What about Sonar
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:10 PM
No.725061532
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>>725061346
Herman for Waterboy, I actually don't remember Coupes, I think it was something complex starting with J
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:18 PM
No.725061543
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>>725060024
Oh is that what that stat's for? I turned off QTEs after episode 1 because it didn't seem to matter and I'd rather just watch the cutscenes than have to do some random shit during them.
I thought maybe I picked the wrong answer for handling the tiny armed robot arm man or something.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:24 PM
No.725061547
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>>725061521
Use water instead
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:31 PM
No.725061556
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>>725061521
Choosing Water over Alcohol
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:35 PM
No.725061563
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>>725061464
the part where courtney shows you the pregnancy test
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:44 PM
No.725061569
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:53:53 PM
No.725061583
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>>725061659
>>725061521
If you threw water on him instead of alcohol
>>725060084
I liked episode 1 :(
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:03 PM
No.725061595
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>>725061521
Throw water on him and he'll slip on the puddle. Falling onto the bartop and breaking his tooth off.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:17 PM
No.725061617
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:17 PM
No.725061618
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>>725061521
If you throw water at him in ep 1, he slips on it and hits his face on the bar when he tries to punch Robert
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:31 PM
No.725061631
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>>725060729
he is very lucky
I'll never understand the episode 1 hate
>>725061584
I liked the opening fight
I liked the bar scene
The tutorial dispatch was lame because the team was lame
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:54:55 PM
No.725061659
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>>725061583
Holy shit lmao
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:07 PM
No.725061672
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>>725061502
Just an iconic performance all around.
>>725061643
Is he okay???
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:10 PM
No.725061674
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>>725061226
Robert - Robert
Invisigal - Courtney
Flambae - Chad
Waterboy - Herman/Herm/Hermy
Phenomaman - Katon-Ur
Sonar - Victor
Prism - Alice
Golem - Bruno
Malevola - Malevola Gibb
Punch Up - Colm
Coupe - Janelle
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:23 PM
No.725061695
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>>725063039
>>725059756
She's more of a romance fantasy girl
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:29 PM
No.725061704
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>>725059045 (OP)
Femäle lurkers ädd me up on djscord : kauzurocker
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:30 PM
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>>725061673
yes hes just taking a nap :)
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:30 PM
No.725061706
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>>725059481
>world's greatest hero shows up to a villain bar and just cries to everyone inside
cute desu
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:42 PM
No.725061726
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Anons, are you dispatchers, or dispatchGODS?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:55 PM
No.725061738
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>>725062083
>>725061197
Wasn't jurisidiction, Downtown is where Pman used to and the big name super heroes still work, she mentions it when she says he got suspended. She wanted to wait to call in the proper Justice League instead of rushing in with the Great Lake Avengers, even though there's obviously a big narrative dissonance with how stat-wise, the Z team are almost as powerful as Pman is at this point.
>Against my better judgement I looked at some of the hidden achievements
>One of them is Sorry, Kid. with an Angel icon and the text "Succeeded as a Mentor
...w-what's going to happen to Waterboy?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:56 PM
No.725061741
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:55:56 PM
No.725061742
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>It was at that moment, she knew it was all over
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:20 PM
No.725061770
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>>725061584
>>725061648
>QTEslop
Boring
>Too much dialogue and barely no gameplay
Boring
It's a set up episode, it does its job fine. That one at least has an excuse. Episode 6 has no excuse for being this bad.
The fundamental problem of this game's story is that we are supposed to cheer for Rob to do the thing that Ad Hoc can't do, whereas the compromise that Rob is doing that it's supposed to get him to the good part is the actual fun stuff in the game.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:32 PM
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>>725061643
Inivisluts it's over
>Robert: "Heroes don't kill people."
>also Robert: *tears a cybernetic eye out of a man's skull with bits of brains still attached*
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:35 PM
No.725061793
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>>725062036
>>725061648
Action scenes in story games are boring.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:37 PM
No.725061801
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>>725061673
being in a telltale game bored him to sleep
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:45 PM
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>>725061739
>going out of the way to spoil yourself
dumpasss
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:46 PM
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>>725061739
nothing, those aren't about him
they're about invisigal
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:56:50 PM
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>>725061643
It's one hand placement away from Peter Griffin pose
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:57:11 PM
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>>725061657
I think it was meant to be lame like corpo training materials. Sets up the whole thing.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:57:23 PM
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>>725061006
As with all these classic nerd genres, it's not actually that hard. It's just that modern writers are so fucking retarded (most of the time) that they make it look impossible.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:57:54 PM
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>>725061789
>Robert: "Heroes don't kill people."
I didnt say that pussy
We KILL Shroud in this household
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:57:56 PM
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>>725061657
it was a corporate training video
tell us more about how you've never had a job
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:11 PM
No.725061926
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:11 PM
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>>725059605
wait he didnt reveal that at the party for me, he just grumbled about her being a criminal posing as a hero then got himself punched
then he saved her
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:14 PM
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>>725061789
What kind of faggot hero are you?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:16 PM
No.725061940
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>no gameplay
i'm not here for this 2bh
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:22 PM
No.725061951
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Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:24 PM
No.725061953
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>bbnigas coping again
So can we finally say that Invisigawds are the canon Rob^3
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:31 PM
No.725061959
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Personally I'm waiting for Gemini 4 so it has Dispatch in its training data and I can RP it.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:58:33 PM
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>>725061006
>>725059767
They copied it from the Uma musume movie
>>725060084
>pretty much all of your choices from the previous episode turn out not to matter
QRD? Just got here
Why didn't they just have Malevola make a portal to the room that the Astral Pulse was in?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:59:06 PM
No.725061996
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>>725061789
killing him just means he's dead
maiming him is a lesson he'll never forget
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:59:33 PM
No.725062017
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>>725059657
INVISIGAWDS RUN THIS GAME
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:59:44 PM
No.725062030
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>>725059460
She’s not fat, is because she’s really strong.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 11:59:46 PM
No.725062036
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>>725061793
I liked the bar fight scene tho. Action scenes in telltale need the QTEs to lead to different outcomes, even if it's just a short animation. Episode 1 didn't
>>725061643
He'll recover.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:00:05 AM
No.725062056
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>>725062204
>>725060736
>>725060602
>>725060062
I think Chase just didnt want to hear what the right answer was and didnt want to hear it come from robert.
In the case of the Batman rule, watch Batman:Under the red hood
Jason Todd starts killing criminals left and right and crime drops to historic lows. Batman only doesn't kill in actuality because it would work and thus no more comic sales and repeat villains
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:00:10 AM
No.725062063
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>>725061989
It’s not like it’s a she has to see where she’s going situation. She teleported to Robert’s room no problem
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:00:23 AM
No.725062082
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>>725062263
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:00:24 AM
No.725062083
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>>725061738
The dispatch mini game is an after thought and basically non canon. Or else my level 8 strength and fortitude and mobility invisigal wouldn't have gotten chase killed.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:00:43 AM
No.725062105
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>>725062052
they should have gone full yamcha pose
>Last week they had the cumbrains excited
>This week there is 0 (zero) cumbrain pandering for them
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:05 AM
No.725062140
[Report]
Fucking finally I can play the new episodes.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:07 AM
No.725062145
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>>725061789
He knows tech. He'll be fine.
I’m starting to worry we won’t get revenge on Toxic
>Im gonna hide in the corner then jumpscare Robert and kill his gf
>god im SO cool
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:37 AM
No.725062180
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>>725061789
Maiming is fair game
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:38 AM
No.725062181
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>>725062109
Now they know how it feels.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:42 AM
No.725062186
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>>725061972
It's a Telltale game
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:43 AM
No.725062187
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>>725061429
I can't do the anti-antivirus club cheevo because I don't have a mouse and the trackpad is too shitty to do click and drag quickly.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:01:57 AM
No.725062204
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>>725062942
>>725062056
It's a slippery slope. In Injustice Supes just starts casually killing supervillains, then villains, then even petty thieves and crime becomes non existent. But in the process he becomes a dictator.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:02:06 AM
No.725062219
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>>725062052
>this is invisisluts ex-BF
Invisisimps is it over?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:02:06 AM
No.725062225
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>>725062109
my heart is cumming
Do lesbians really act like this?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:02:35 AM
No.725062263
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>>725062082
waterboy more like hydrogenius
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:02:40 AM
No.725062270
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>>725062109
>playing this game for the porn
Classic bbnigger projecting
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:02:49 AM
No.725062276
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>>725062231
Unironically, yes
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:05 AM
No.725062302
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>>725062175
He 100% thinks like this.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:10 AM
No.725062309
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>>725062109
malevola disagrees
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:13 AM
No.725062318
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>>725061972
all roads lead to rome
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:18 AM
No.725062324
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>>725062148
hope he pisses himself when he dies
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:20 AM
No.725062326
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>>725060729
Waterboy is built for Malevola synergy snu snu
>Every single member of the team brought a lamp as a gift to Robert
FUCK why is this corny writing keep making me laugh
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:03:47 AM
No.725062350
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>>725062231
>clearly black boxers
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:04:02 AM
No.725062373
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>>725062109
Speak for yourself
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:04:16 AM
No.725062381
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>>725062463
>>725059045 (OP)
You know I was with Visi all along but the way Blazer dances at the party is doing things to me
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:04:19 AM
No.725062387
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:04:22 AM
No.725062393
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That was a cool ending. Wasn't expecting it to happen this way, though I could see Chase dying in the story because of his power.
All in all I think it was kind of weak as a whole, but the ending was good.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:04:28 AM
No.725062398
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>>725062148
his dick is getting torn off isn't it
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:05:01 AM
No.725062436
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>>725061789
Chadbert: I WILL Kill Shroud
>MK finishers some bastard in a bar fight
>Shatters every bone in Toxic's body
>slices off Flambae's fingies
>Coupes Coupe
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:05:06 AM
No.725062442
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>>725062791
>>725062175
>invisislut doesn't notice the glowing eyes in the pitch black
is she retarded?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:05:20 AM
No.725062463
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>>725062381
>bbsimps doing damage control
lmao
>>725060000
>>725060201
>whaaaaaat?! Malevola, you’re saying that if I want your help organising Robert’s party I have to watch you fuck him right there on the floor? You want to cast a portal DIRECTLY into your womb and shove me in so I can personally see you getting fertilised with Robert Robertson IV?! You’re saying you can even team up with Blazer to see how many loads you can get filled up with, then dose him up with your superior magic to make sure he NEVER stops? And all I have to do is… *gulp* have punch up crawl inside me and directly remove my ovaries?! Well what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:05:58 AM
No.725062510
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:06:04 AM
No.725062525
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Even the normies agree that episode 6 had the weakest writing
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:06:07 AM
No.725062527
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>>725062231
She's a demon. She probably fucks everything.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:06:22 AM
No.725062542
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>>725059657
>ep1 bb
>ep2 inv
>ep3 inv
>ep4 inv
>ep5 inv
>ep6 inv
I mean, I would be mad too
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:06:22 AM
No.725062545
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>>725062705
>>725061972
Major choice of Episode 5 is whether or not your main character reveals his super identity to his team and Episode 6 just has another character let it slip. It's pretty typical for Telltale's story games. There's always something that forces the exact same outcome.
>5% played as a Bard in the Faction of Light
Bard chads where you at
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:07:10 AM
No.725062607
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>>725062758
>>725062175
But how did invisigal not notice?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:07:12 AM
No.725062608
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>>725062676
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:07:20 AM
No.725062618
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>>725062559
Right here, I sent Prism and she's my go to CHA main
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:07:35 AM
No.725062637
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>>725062559
I sent Prism so it had to be Bard
>suddenly pretends to respect's Robert's privacy despite popping out of the toilet last few times
Come on bitch a bit too late for this.
>Both Episode 5 and 6 were shorter than the other episodes
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:07:46 AM
No.725062653
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>>725059860
Most of the extras are really only speaking during the gameplay parts honestly, and only a few of them are truly obnoxious.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:08:10 AM
No.725062676
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>>725062608
>three generations have tried to finger her
Imagine...
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:08:28 AM
No.725062705
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>>725062885
>>725062545
Eh, you get some pretty big divergence before then, but they had to explain somehow how you're gonna show up with the suit in the finale without everyone being massively surprised, though Flambae still will I guess lmao
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:08:55 AM
No.725062734
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>>725062559
Sounds like the bard rate went down?
I guess it's hard to be the best?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:08 AM
No.725062748
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>>725062852
LMAO THE YAKUBIAN WHORE DOES NOT TAKE REJECTION LIGHTLY
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:11 AM
No.725062754
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>>725062648
Felt longer tbqhwyf
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:13 AM
No.725062758
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>>725062607
It's supposedly pitch-black and Invisigal hasn't had time for her eyes to adjust.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:20 AM
No.725062761
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>>725062648
surely the last 2 episodes are gonna be like 4 hours long, r-right?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:20 AM
No.725062762
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>>725062647
was probably expected to see him and a harem of naked chicks
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:23 AM
No.725062764
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>>725062647
Yes. It's a joke.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:24 AM
No.725062767
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>>725062175
>*brings Invisicorpse to intimidate his foe and gives an edgy speech about it*
>Bob: "...I didn't even like this bitch, man."
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:39 AM
No.725062783
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>>725062559
Prism was busy, I had Invis and Golem go since I had no fucking clue what stat it needed beyond guessing cha and they were the only ones available, so with about 15 dex they were rogues
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:50 AM
No.725062791
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>>725062442
Why didn't she just go fucking invisible
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:09:53 AM
No.725062796
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why didn't frodo ride the eagles to mordor?
>>725059045 (OP)
BB bros got shafted. She got nothing but a quick dance scene in these episodes. Invisibitch took over the plot
My guess for the swerve is that Invisigal planted the bomb that took Mechaman out, felt guilty about practically killing a real hero and turned herself in. Which explains why she was going into a suicide mission over getting back that power source, since it was the only way to fix things.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:10:22 AM
No.725062840
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>>725062338
You just know this started as a round table discussion that became an injoke, then became a discussion of who would bring what and ended with doggo licking the salt lamp.
Bravo, no really.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:10:30 AM
No.725062848
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>>725062776
The midget is so fucking lucky
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:10:31 AM
No.725062852
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>>725062748
>Robert's slight smirk
>BB: what the fuck
I have no context but this is funny to me.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:10:35 AM
No.725062857
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:10:37 AM
No.725062860
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>>725062559
Said like 25% for me. Frankly surprised it was that low seeing as the logical stat to send whent he keyword is "roleplay" would be charisma
>>725062705
The romance and the Waterboy and Phenomaman choice don't feel like they're that impactful either. But I personally don't mind it anyway. I completely checked out of Telltale's story games with just TWD S1 because of how much death they involve which made your choices not mattering even more annoying. Here, there's not much dying at all, so it's less jaring.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:11:04 AM
No.725062894
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>>725062809
>Invisibitch took over the plot
Yeah and got best unc killed.
RIP my nigga.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:11:17 AM
No.725062908
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>>725062776
That was really cute, thanks for sharing.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:11:20 AM
No.725062912
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>>725062823
Whoa, nothing gets past you, does it Sherlock?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:11:50 AM
No.725062942
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>>725062992
>>725062204
Thats the message they want to try and go with, its not inherently wrong. But like with Jason Todd,Punisher,Deadpool or a myriad of others, it can be done and done well they just lean more into anti-heros
I would like to see some sort of Superman-esce hero kill but kills when justified, (rapists, murderers, the whole deal, but doesnt kill non violent offenders) and just stops there.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:08 AM
No.725062962
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>>725063069
>>725062776
>some "people" picked critical over this
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:09 AM
No.725062964
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>>725062648
Episode 5 took forever because that fucking thing kept crashing on the long dispatch mission
Some anon suggested using a pirated copy instead and what do you know, zero crashes
This is the last time I have any sort of goodwill for any developer
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:13 AM
No.725062971
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:16 AM
No.725062972
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I feel like if literally anyone else made this game, Prism would be the most insufferable character ever
instead they made her kino against all odds
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:33 AM
No.725062992
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>>725062942
It's "esque," not "esce."
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:38 AM
No.725062998
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>>725063159
>>725059657
bb supporters are demoralized
they were hoping for their own sex dream sequence kek
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:12:39 AM
No.725063001
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>>725062807
>Undoes all battle damage sustained by Robert
>Oneshots Mechaman
>Insults his home
Flambae... is so... goddamn... cool.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:05 AM
No.725063035
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>>725062807
He's a bitch, but in a brother of the same age kind.
>t. have two years younger brother
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:07 AM
No.725063039
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>>725061695
Waterboy is better than Phenomaman.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:32 AM
No.725063069
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>>725062962
He gives you a sincere thanks. Batguy is cool.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:32 AM
No.725063070
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>>725062809
You got the hug and gym scene too, hopefully they make up for it later
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:33 AM
No.725063074
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>>725064028
>>725059105
all i need are phenomaman and prism
i tried to play hard to get with that just be friends option but maybe that was a bad idea
>>725062974
its crazy how this game has multiple black people and none of them feel like DEI slop
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:13:39 AM
No.725063085
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>>725062974
she's so hot holy
>>725062807
I noticed he had his tooth back in his scene for me even though he shouldn't have it. Did people who burned his eyebrows have it back here too?
I guarantee you Blazer is a villain.
She's been way too flirty, nice, and accommodating from day. And she was way too insistent on not going into the warehouse on the night Shroud just so happened to be there.
Don't trust the hot brunette bitch! Think with your minds not your balls!
>>725061006
Modern capeshit never lets anyone die and then makes material sslf aware of that fact in-universe which is why its hard to give a crap. Stakes dont exist.
Big DC event rn is them fighting the universal idea of entropy and its like, ooooohh... What IF they fail? What THEN???
NOTHING
So it wont happen, because there has to be another comic issue for people to buy.
One and done series with set beginning, middle and end are superior. Thats why a lot of people like manga more since you get closed stories far more often there. The only outliers i can think of are DB and One Piece but the latter follows the same narrative thread and doesnt have 50 alt universe offshoots.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:14:40 AM
No.725063153
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>>725063357
>>725062974
>P: I never knew my dad
>M: I know
>P: What's that mean bitch!?
I laughed.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:14:48 AM
No.725063159
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>>725062998
>they were hoping for their own sex dream sequence kek
I was hoping for real sex after the date
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:14:55 AM
No.725063163
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>>725063112
Yes, he's back to normal
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:04 AM
No.725063175
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Winning smile. Can anyone stop him?
also his tooth his back somehow.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:08 AM
No.725063180
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>>725063120
nah she's just a boring white woman looking for a new boyfriend
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:10 AM
No.725063182
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>>725063461
>>725060575
>a shame neither Phenomaman or waterboy do anything in the brawl
Because choices don't matter in this slop.
Sonar and Coupe don't do anything either. Coupe gets stuck in the bathroom and Sonar is doing coke.
Invisigal is always the main girl in the plot even if you don't romance her.
The gameplay doesn't matter, you can fail everything in the dispatch missions and nothing changes.
This is just a 30 dollar webseries.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:30 AM
No.725063196
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>>725063120
Yeah, I got bad vibes from her at the party
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:30 AM
No.725063197
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>>725062885
Yea, I guess I'm just fine with a lot of mad libs reactivity where it doesn't really matter beyond the moment, or with Visi, building up her hero points for the end, as long as the story and plot are good. Played too many VNs where it all works the same way and enjoyed them as well.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:40 AM
No.725063208
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>>725063271
>>725063079
t. Def Jam player
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:15:45 AM
No.725063213
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>>725062974
I hate her nigger voice with passion but like the character herself somehow.
Is weird.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:04 AM
No.725063234
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>>725063603
Are the dancing with invisigal stats bugged? Says 5% for me but you would think it would be way higher since most people are romancing her
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:09 AM
No.725063240
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>>725063112
Dentists exist.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:09 AM
No.725063242
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>>725063320
>>725063125
Yeah people saying chase is dead are delusional
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:39 AM
No.725063271
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>>725063208
this game needs a goddamn sequel
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:47 AM
No.725063281
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>>725062809
BB bros are up 2 - 0 in the kissies count.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:16:52 AM
No.725063286
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>It's okay when a woman does it
leftie game
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:00 AM
No.725063294
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>>725063484
>>725059045 (OP)
i didn't enjoy eps 5 and 6 at all. they felt way too rush and the emotional beats felt unearned and out of nowhere. also not enough bb
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:02 AM
No.725063296
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>>725060950
He ain't gon handle shit, he gon just sit there and be a good wyboi
>>725059342
>Date BB
>Invisigal is shown looking sad and jealous as you dance.
>Date Invisigal
>BB doesn't give a single shit about the dance.
>Doesn't react to getting blown off either
Was BB's romance a last minute addition? Wtf?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:12 AM
No.725063310
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>>725063887
>>725059827
Feels like a Tales from the Borderlands reference
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:17 AM
No.725063320
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>>725063421
>>725063242
I just screencapped your post, and I'm going to post it next week so everyone can point and laugh at you
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:26 AM
No.725063329
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I assume you can't go back and change some of your choices without starting a new save?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:29 AM
No.725063332
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>>725064090
>>725063125
DC has killed their entire universe and had the heroes fail like two times already. The new one has the big bad win so hard he's the creator god now and just makes everyone miserable with no winning allowed.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:34 AM
No.725063341
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>>725063120
inivisimp damage control. She's just a nice lady
>>725063153
how the FUCK did they get away with this
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:17:51 AM
No.725063358
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>>725063079
almost like DEI is fake and just brainwashing
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:06 AM
No.725063373
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>>725060000
>digits
cuckquean shit will become mainstream and i am ready for it
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:27 AM
No.725063391
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>>725062648
had to replay episode 5 in its entirety. really missing a skip option
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:29 AM
No.725063393
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>>725063290
Quit being a little bitch
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:42 AM
No.725063413
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>>725063924
>>725059105
Bro's into that Black Bunny.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:45 AM
No.725063415
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>>725063302
>Was BB's romance a last minute addition? Wtf?
Seems like it. Makes sense when it was originally pitched to be a TV series.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:50 AM
No.725063421
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>>725063320
pls anon stop :(
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:18:58 AM
No.725063434
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>>725062974
They played her straight as the most obnoxious, ratchet ass, ghetto nigger popstar and aren't afraid to make some racy jokes with her character instead of treating her as capable of doing no wrong. It also helps that literally everyone on the team is pretty likable once we've gotten time to actually meet them.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:19:19 AM
No.725063456
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>>725063357
Malevola is a minority.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:19:29 AM
No.725063461
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>>725063182
>Sonar and Coupe don't do anything either
both of them save you if you fail the QTE.
meanwhile WB only appears in the background near the end
I mean PM could probably solo the entire bar and there'd be no scene but it still sucks
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:19:36 AM
No.725063470
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>>725063426
he's just like me...
>>725060153
Was she confirmed lesbian or possibly bi? People really forget about the B in LGBT
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:19:56 AM
No.725063484
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>>725063294
I enjoyed them but the game could really have done with 2 more episodes
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:20:19 AM
No.725063507
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>>725063626
>>725063457
>malevola staring right at visi
she's the devil
>>725060028
>>725060153
>>725060000
>Attracts Blonde Blazer
>Attracts Invisigal
>Possibly turns Malevola bi
>Gets kissed by Phenomaman
How the fuck does he do it?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:20:44 AM
No.725063528
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>>725063756
>>725063290
Does that really come as a surprise to you? Most jokes are just dick jokes, men exist to be humiliated, all of them. Well, maybe not Niggainstein.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:20:46 AM
No.725063532
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>>725063079
Because they weren't afraid of playing into stereotypes and poked fun at them instead of glorifying them as something they're not.
>>725061989
Why doesn't Malevola just portal to her calls? Her portals run on plot convenience
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:20:59 AM
No.725063553
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>>725063479
Because the other 3 are so fucking obnoxious. Especially the T, which doesn't even belong there.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:21:14 AM
No.725063572
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>>725063479
In one of the comics she is drooling over a girl, if that means anything.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:21:18 AM
No.725063576
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>>725063513
It's the III in his name. Ladies love that shit.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:21:37 AM
No.725063603
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>>725063636
>>725063234
>since most people are romancing her
I'm seeing a lot more BBfags now and considering a lot of normalfags are just buying it now, I can see her getting a massive boost.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:21:52 AM
No.725063616
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>>725062467
kek
visi is a better gal
>>725063513
Simple, he always gets back up(his penis)
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:00 AM
No.725063625
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>>725063537
She's a retarded demon bogan.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:00 AM
No.725063626
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>>725063507
heh, literally!
>>725063603
>bbnigger coping this badly
LMAO
Where are all these retarded bbniggers?
>>725063079
>Write a good character
>Being black is just a part of who they are and not a defining character identity
Almost like when you give someone actual depth and likability the other stuff just becomes cosmetic
Communists cant understand this because they see people as inhuman blobs that can be molded into anything, the problem is theyre all rich White people that have never met a minority, plus they themselves are not likable and dont have any reason to be liked by others, so they cant write interesting characters, combine this with never having met someone who isnt White before and you get "Hey im blacky mc blackface" with 0 depth
>>725063513
what rank was mechaman? I bet high tier supers even without their powers are just naturally going to attract lower tier supers, like shooting fish in a barrel
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:43 AM
No.725063667
[Report]
ep 6 is the first time where i really felt like none of my choices mattered
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:52 AM
No.725063683
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>>725063457
whats boberts problem
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:54 AM
No.725063685
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>>725063290
>she didnt hold the lamp with her arms and grope us with her tail
ITS NOT FAIR
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:22:54 AM
No.725063686
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>>725062467
wtf i missed this scene???
>>>/vg/545442187
>>>/vg/545442187
>>>/vg/545442187
Come post in the more based general
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:23:00 AM
No.725063694
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>>725063537
She doesn't have a portal loicense
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:23:07 AM
No.725063708
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>>725063457
>No Malevola route
The biggest tragedy of the invisbitch wanking.
Why was Malevola so horny for Robert this week?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:23:36 AM
No.725063739
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>>725063513
My impression of Malevola in the first comic is that she's already bi.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:23:56 AM
No.725063756
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>>725063967
>>725063528
Oh yes, the guy who has multiple women after his cock and gives as much as he takes is so humiliated and broken. You people are such a joke.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:00 AM
No.725063761
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>>725064048
>>725063654
except being black is definitely part of prism's character
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:03 AM
No.725063767
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>>725063693
i'll keep it in mind when threads start getting nuked again
>invisigirl gets uncomfortable when she sees BB dance with robert
>if its invisigirl chase gets even more pissed instead
kek
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:08 AM
No.725063776
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>>725063878
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:26 AM
No.725063795
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>>725063856
>>725063302
she literally jumps on the closest (and easiest) dick in the vicinity (as expected of a monkeybranching whore)
>>725060000
literally in her official statcard
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:34 AM
No.725063804
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>>725066501
industry plant character
Visi and Rob are the actual protagonists of this game
bb is the incel bait for low iq niggers
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:51 AM
No.725063826
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:52 AM
No.725063827
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>>725063769
Visi knows who she wants
BB's good with anyone
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:24:55 AM
No.725063834
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>>725062885
Personally, I'm satisfied with the hiring and firing choices and the romance choices.
The big unsatisfying choice right now is the end of episode 5.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:01 AM
No.725063843
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>>725063636
Your time is over invisisimp.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:05 AM
No.725063850
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>>725063715
>why would a z-list nobody want to fuck an a-list celebrity
I wonder.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:06 AM
No.725063852
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>>725063426
>HELP, HE IS BULLYING ME
that line really caught me off guard
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:10 AM
No.725063856
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>>725063795
waterboy can make any girl wet
>Invisigal gets Chase killed
>Malevola gropes Robert all party
>Looks destroyed when BB dances with him
what the FUCK was this episode today
It this revenge for her dominating episode 4?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:36 AM
No.725063878
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>>725064029
>>725063776
Yeah dude, definetly not a bugged stat, see you in one week when they post the actual real stat
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:25:41 AM
No.725063887
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>>725064076
>>725063310
nobody but you and me played that game anon
>>725063357
They didn't get away with it yet, black twitter is going to go insane over this
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:03 AM
No.725063906
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>>725059827
>Oh yeah - he's drunk! Get him!
>Oh no - he's DRUNK! He ain't holding back!
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:10 AM
No.725063912
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holy incel thread
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:15 AM
No.725063918
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>>725063857
>It this revenge for her dominating episode 4?
and 2 and 3
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:18 AM
No.725063924
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>>725063413
>Has the ability to reroll a call if she fails it
Damn right, I am
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:29 AM
No.725063937
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>>725063806
She's just a nice girl. Stop protecting.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:29 AM
No.725063938
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>>725063715
Seeing him main people in the bar probably got juices flowing
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:30 AM
No.725063940
[Report]
Telltale still makes the greatest games in this genre.
And it's not just me saying it. Other people are saying it. Gamespot says it. IGN says it. Bleacher Report says it.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:32 AM
No.725063942
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>>725063657
Enough for BB to consider him a big deal and have the entire Z-Team look on in respect.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:36 AM
No.725063948
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>>725064061
>>725063693
/vg/ is a fast board, we're hitting bump limit quickly here right now because the episodes just came out but i don't think those threads will survive in a few days.
t. /magog/ poster who moved to /vm/ because cs threads don't last long on /vg/
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:43 AM
No.725063961
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>>725064169
>>725063890
Black twitter is powerless, they've already won
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:26:47 AM
No.725063967
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>>725064126
>>725063756
Yeah the dude who constantly gets beaten up, groped, dickpunched is not getting humiliated at all, it just doesn't happen. Say, when did anything similar ever happen to a female character?
>>725063806
Invisigal wonnered bigly, without Invi there is no story.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:27:10 AM
No.725063994
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>>725064469
>>725061001
>A cup of water replaces waterBITCH if you didn't pick him
Let that sink in.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:27:30 AM
No.725064018
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>>725063890
post screenshots
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:27:49 AM
No.725064028
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>>725063074
>20% percentile but still used Phenomeman the most
I kneel. The dipshit always runs away from me.
>>725063878
>None of the stats are bugged, just this one
You waifuniggers never learn.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:27:53 AM
No.725064036
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>>725063619
Robert's power is that he cannot die.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:02 AM
No.725064048
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>>725063761
yea its part of who she is but isnt all she is
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:02 AM
No.725064049
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>>725064221
These threads are some of the most fun I've had on /v/ in years
I hope we get a season 2, if not, I hope we all have a great final week
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:14 AM
No.725064061
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>>725063948
Last thread lasted all week, so it should be fine.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:27 AM
No.725064076
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>>725064367
>>725063887
Tales was pretty popular.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:36 AM
No.725064087
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:37 AM
No.725064090
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>>725063332
And yet we have the same few dozen character fight their predestined villains.
Dont get me wrong, the absolute universe was a good decision and i do like it, but it's a fresh coat of paint on rotten wood. I just dislike legacy characters and the constant retelling of the same few ideas and themes.
Theres other stories out there and thats what i read, so its not like an active thorn in my side but imho they could retire all of the big names and not much would be lost in terms of artistic merit.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:44 AM
No.725064102
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>>725063987
inivislut is made for killing with her boss shroud
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:47 AM
No.725064106
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>>725064195
>>725064029
>I'm a retarded nigger
See you next week bitch
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:28:56 AM
No.725064113
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>>725064201
>>725063987
You're right without invisigal Chase would still be alive and BB would've called in the A-team to save the day.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:02 AM
No.725064116
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>>725063987
you say this but without BB Robert would kill himself a few weeks after retiring from being Mecha Man
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:06 AM
No.725064123
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>Willingly posting in /vg/ when the jannies aren't forcing you there
0 IQ move
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:09 AM
No.725064126
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>>725063967
plus Invisi-bitch gets away with punching an old man while BB is the most racist character in the setting
>>725063693
too many fujos shant be posting
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:16 AM
No.725064135
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>>725063769
>chose phenomoman and BB
>his look of defeat when BB kisses you before leaving
oof
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:41 AM
No.725064169
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>>725063961
It's never too late to cuck out, apologize and kneel.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:47 AM
No.725064180
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>>725064215
>>725063693
not finna post in that shit kek
How do you respond without laughing?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:29:56 AM
No.725064195
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>>725064313
>>725064106
Screencapping this post for posterity.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:02 AM
No.725064201
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>>725064282
>>725064113
>without BBitch the z-team would have raided the ship together and wrecked all of the villains
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:20 AM
No.725064215
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>>725064180
>finna
Blackanon...
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:21 AM
No.725064217
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>>725059672
she saved Robert, physically, mentally, spiritually, and sexually
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:24 AM
No.725064220
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:25 AM
No.725064221
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>>725064049
same, the game is alright but i've been liking the threads a lot.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:41 AM
No.725064238
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:43 AM
No.725064240
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:48 AM
No.725064243
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>>725063457
>>725060000
I did not expected Invisigal to get mogged so hard
I mean I did but not by Malevola
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:51 AM
No.725064245
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>>725064146
Cuckquean status?
Why being so mean to him ? Why can't he just have fun with the other
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:30:59 AM
No.725064257
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>>725064184
>"me neither"
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:03 AM
No.725064260
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>>725064184
that sucks sis
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:13 AM
No.725064268
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>>725059105
Fucks it matter the choices don't mean shit. Sonar or Coop are barely relevant in the story when they get kicked, same as whoever you pick to replace them.
The only choice with any real consequence is who you fuck.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:30 AM
No.725064282
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>>725064540
>>725064201
If my invisigal who is stronger than Phenomaman couldn't do it I doubt anyone else could either.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:31 AM
No.725064284
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>>725063890
I suppose they got over "black Einstein"?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:37 AM
No.725064294
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>>725064184
What's a dad?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:48 AM
No.725064302
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>>725064543
>>725064146
I'm a sucker for a kicked puppy.
>>725064254
he's a big guy
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:31:54 AM
No.725064313
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:10 AM
No.725064325
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>>725064468
Malevola is both the most attractive and seemingly very well-adjusted for a supervillain, especially going by the comic. She's also probably the most powerful of the team, or at least her powers are by far the most useful. No reason not to let her stay in the apartment after she portals in.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:35 AM
No.725064350
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>>725063693
hell no, it's just a bunch of faggots
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:35 AM
No.725064351
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:42 AM
No.725064360
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>>725064184
>Mine left to go buy milk.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:45 AM
No.725064361
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>>725063693
lmao bet this shit dies when the full game is finally out
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:47 AM
No.725064367
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>>725064076
no anon, that was tails, the sonic character
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:48 AM
No.725064370
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>>725064519
>>725063890
Who cares? The dykes were seething that invisislut was straight. The faggots were seething that flambae wasn't a romance. These freaks don't matter
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:48 AM
No.725064372
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:49 AM
No.725064374
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:32:56 AM
No.725064382
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>>725064146
she's just like me
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:33:04 AM
No.725064387
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>>725064556
>>725059876
Better give us a fucking sex scene.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:33:26 AM
No.725064409
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>>725064556
>>725064254
Golem is the sleeper bro of this entire game. I'd give up Visi and BB to help the pile of mud.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:33:38 AM
No.725064420
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>>725064506
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:33:59 AM
No.725064452
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>>725063654
>Communists cant understand
What? Why are bringing communism into this(do you think modern liberals are communists?)? Are you mentally ill?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:05 AM
No.725064461
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>>725062338
It's millennial as fuck but the usual hamfisted messaging isn't there so I think it makes it slightly less obnoxious than normal.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:09 AM
No.725064468
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>>725064325
I would literally do anything gor that woman's happiness or even just mild amusement.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:10 AM
No.725064469
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>>725063994
Why let a sink in when you can let waterboy in?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:17 AM
No.725064480
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>>725063890
black twitter had no problem with the comments in ep3, they are going to be fine with ep4
is the lgbt/pal flags/white commies crow that are going to seethe hard
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:20 AM
No.725064482
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>>725064254
>saves your life since you got him a drink
Total bro. Him and waterboy
>Malevola flirts and goes for dick grabbing
>not a romance option
>Prism 100% needs and is constantly begging for a dose of Roberto Robertsons BWC to be fixed
This game is killing me
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:51 AM
No.725064519
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>>725064742
>>725064370
>Invisigal reminds people of Vi from Arcane
>therefore she should've been lesbian
I sometimes wonder how they live their lives like this.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:56 AM
No.725064520
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>A giant muscular demon bogan will never portal into your depression pad and start grabbing your dick and stroking you with her tail
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:34:57 AM
No.725064521
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>>725063457
Malevola's so damn alpha, I'd pick her based on personality alone. I'm not even into muscle mommies. I think BB, Visi and Coupe are great too, shame about Prism being so obnoxiously ratchet.
>>725059767
Why did he fucking die though? According to his logic, he only used up 50 minutes of his life. You telling me he was gonna die in an hour?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:14 AM
No.725064540
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>>725064282
i mean thats obvious gameplay / plot segregation, phenomoman could probably effortlessly kill the entire z-team if he really wanted to.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:15 AM
No.725064541
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>>725060028
That tail was way too sexual, some animator knew exactly what he was doing.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:17 AM
No.725064543
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>>725064302
Don't remind me, please, I fumbled mine.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:28 AM
No.725064553
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>>725064506
>Invisiqt dead
Gay
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:34 AM
No.725064556
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>>725064387
prudes like her dont do that
enjoy your tradwife that wont fuck you before marriage :)
>>725064409
Im surprised he has an actual name. also names a golem Bruno?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:35:54 AM
No.725064575
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>>725064506
I dont get it, is this part of a comic? Was Invisigirl in the mech suit and died? Why was she in the suit?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:36:04 AM
No.725064590
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>>725064510
Reminds me of the Mass Effect and all the Liara shilling over the other better romance interests.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:36:23 AM
No.725064606
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>>725064996
>*multiple chairs clattering*
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:36:25 AM
No.725064609
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>>725064506
>get art
>it's suffering
not sure how to feel
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:37:13 AM
No.725064660
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:37:24 AM
No.725064670
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>>725064750
>>725064531
He didnt die from aging, he died from over exerting himself with a heart condition
being elderly sucks
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:37:54 AM
No.725064706
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>>725064510
Can a charitable anon get some commissions going for them 2? I got nothing against Visi and BB, but they're gonna be the only ones getting any real art.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:37:57 AM
No.725064710
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>>725064947
>episode 7 title card shows Robert in front of a bunch of lockers
Invisibros, it's time...
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:38:32 AM
No.725064742
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>>725064843
>>725064519
Oh wow she really does have Vi's whole aesthetic down, minus the muscles and tats.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:38:40 AM
No.725064750
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>>725064670
>anons still believe Chase is dead
This is ultimately a feelgood hero story, you bet your ass he'll just chill in a hospital bed until the finale and little else
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:38:41 AM
No.725064752
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>>725064823
how bad does it feel to be a villain who only gets the z-team sent after them?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:38:53 AM
No.725064765
[Report]
How does Laura Bailey have such a sexy voice always? It makes her Abby performance amazing because she turned off the sexiness there.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:38:58 AM
No.725064771
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>>725064531
His heart is too weak from the aging because he has an old man heart now, and cant handle much of any flash movement
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:39:37 AM
No.725064823
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>>725064752
Shroud? more like Seethe.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:39:53 AM
No.725064843
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>>725064742
Why did the chinks allow them to produce such slop?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:40:44 AM
No.725064895
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>>725064254
Why didn't they just make a portal so he could fit inside like they do during the fight
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:40:53 AM
No.725064912
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>>725065045
anyone got a gif of the demon tail stroking boddy?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:41:03 AM
No.725064924
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>>725063457
Literally shaking watching this. Sexual assault is NOT okay,
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:41:27 AM
No.725064947
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>>725064976
>>725064710
Where's that from?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:41:44 AM
No.725064968
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>>725065126
>>725064510
So is Coupé but most people picked Sonar cause he was either funny or like the e celeb voicing him
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:41:53 AM
No.725064976
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Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:42:07 AM
No.725064996
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>>725065562
>>725064606
>proceeds to punch him in the stomach not even 5mins later
I have Akane fatigue
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:42:34 AM
No.725065039
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>>725063657
The team is instantly impressed and calls him a big deal superhero. Guess he was like Iron Man.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:42:37 AM
No.725065045
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>>725064912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TYEW2Dpts&t=1635s
can't be fucked making a gif but here's a video with timestamp
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:42:42 AM
No.725065049
[Report]
>dare to look up porn of this game
>it's all bara fag shit
Come on man.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:43:44 AM
No.725065126
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>>725064968
I'm not cucking my boy Punch Up like that.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.725065168
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>>725059105
>Post your stats and be judged
Sure.
That feeling when Phenomaman hugged both me and Blazer together.
I knew that being gung ho about Blazer, but being honest about it with Phenomaman would pay off.
Also
>You and 0% of players
lol, these stats.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:44:16 AM
No.725065170
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>>725065275
I want Malevola to sexually assault me and then force me to take her out for a date and somewhat forcefully suggest that i cover the whole bill as a gentleman would, with which i would oblige due to a mixture of intense infatuation and fear.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:45:02 AM
No.725065230
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>>725064531
Let's see how the average 80 year old's heart responds to running as hard as he can for 50 minutes straight while carrying another human
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:45:37 AM
No.725065275
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>>725065170
Okay but how would you react when she looks guilty after?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:46:49 AM
No.725065357
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>>725060930
6 had the new style of hacking.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:47:30 AM
No.725065393
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>>725066976
Post your stats, gang
I can't be the only one who would play an entire game of just the dispatch mini-game
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:49:40 AM
No.725065562
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>>725064996
But that happens before, not after
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:50:19 AM
No.725065607
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>>725063890
jesus, no one cares. why are you fags so obsessed with triggering people?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:51:07 AM
No.725065660
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>>725062974
>Bitch you blind forever
cracked me up
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:52:06 AM
No.725065728
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>>725062175
I look like this and say this.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:53:16 AM
No.725065824
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gas all leakers
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:54:25 AM
No.725065898
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>>725062231
yea they don't care had a lesbian coworker change infront of me into a tank with her nipples in full view even climbed on top of me. Lesbians are weird
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:55:36 AM
No.725065983
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>>725062559
sent Prism so I went BARD
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:56:30 AM
No.725066045
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Prism's special ability is so insanely good, holy shit
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 12:56:51 AM
No.725066064
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>>725062559
I sent Malevola and Phenomaman so I chose Knight. But I suppose I could have chosen Barbarian.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:02:55 AM
No.725066501
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>>725063804
i want to plant an industry full of seed inside her
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:03:21 AM
No.725066537
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>>725063619
I think I'm retarded, I don't get what's happening in this scene (or the whole comic)
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:04:05 AM
No.725066583
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>>725060000
Oh NO NO NO Invisiguys...
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:05:54 AM
No.725066709
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How hot is Malevola's vagina though?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:06:12 AM
No.725066729
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>>725066839
Phenomenal coming out of the bathroom shaved and happy made me feel something
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:08:03 AM
No.725066839
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>>725067006
>>725066729
I'd rather help my autistic bro recover from his break-up than help some incel gain confidence
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:09:47 AM
No.725066976
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>>725065393
Nah, it's really fun but pretty easy and snowballs super hard. All my guys are like level 10 to 12 at the end of 6, and I can't even send anyone to training anymore because Punch Up and Malevola require me to fail calls to unlock their stuff which I don't do.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:10:15 AM
No.725067006
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>>725066839
Really hope whoever we pick ends up bagging toxic. I’d love to see toxic about to burn Robbie’s face off for phenomenan to protect his fellow chad
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:10:22 AM
No.725067015
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>>725062338
When I turned 13 every one on my class came to my house for my birthday and gifted me 20 mugs.