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Anonymous No.725067436 [Report] >>725068917 >>725068969 >>725070928 >>725072507 >>725073018 >>725073078 >>725073247 >>725075831 >>725076273 >>725077473 >>725077702 >>725078715 >>725079176 >>725082452 >>725082913 >>725084391 >>725087730 >>725088549 >>725091560 >>725091573 >>725091885
GROW A GARDEN MOVIE
Predict the cast
Anonymous No.725067563 [Report] >>725068293 >>725069917
Don't modern youtubers use the word "movie" to mean a long compilation of all the videos in a series they made?
Anonymous No.725068224 [Report] >>725078916
Steal A Brainrot
Anonymous No.725068293 [Report] >>725068917 >>725075629 >>725081670 >>725082913 >>725085246
>>725067563
Is real, the same studio that made sonic the movie is working on this
Anonymous No.725068917 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
>>725068293
Anonymous No.725068969 [Report] >>725069263 >>725069268 >>725070061 >>725070169 >>725070565 >>725075753 >>725076695 >>725077253 >>725078180 >>725080049 >>725089538
>>725067436 (OP)
I don't get the roblox craze It's so bizarre
Anonymous No.725069263 [Report] >>725077839
>>725068969
gen alpha is a soulless generation
Anonymous No.725069268 [Report] >>725070217 >>725072201 >>725073851
>>725068969
I always thought it was just digital legos but it apparently dropped that facade a long time ago.
Anonymous No.725069692 [Report]
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Anonymous No.725069917 [Report]
>>725067563
What is a movie, but a long compilation of scenes the director made?
Anonymous No.725070061 [Report]
>>725068969
it's free and "internet content creators" serve as extremely effective advertising
Anonymous No.725070169 [Report]
>>725068969
Free and light on storage so broke asses with internet can play (kids)
Anonymous No.725070217 [Report] >>725070561 >>725072779 >>725079898 >>725085095 >>725085190 >>725091495
>>725069268
It was literally never that, it was basically a platform that let teenagers develop their own simple games and as time went on the games got more and more robust and started being developed by actual professional devs, especially when there was suddenly real world money to be made in them
I honestly think the pedo issue is overblown, there's gonna be nonces in every game made for kids, it's only a bigger problem now than it was ever on someplace like, say, Club Penguin or whatever, because it's in the current day, more people are online hence there's more pedos in general on the web, as well as more kids, they've become better at their hunting tactics learning what kids like, and kids in turn became dumber, more hypersocialized, more easily baited by "content" and fake online clout than candy or toys could ever do, and they're not taught the safety rules of the web anymore because doing so would dismantle several industries and a generation's worth of mindwashing
Anonymous No.725070561 [Report]
>>725070217
We got several bbc oriented groups with tranny ERPers that often times take months before they get moderated, if that. Meanwhile kids say one bad word and get smacked with the ol ban.
Anonymous No.725070565 [Report] >>725072582 >>725076958
>>725068969
the game is free, playable on anything, and highly social. why wouldn't the kids be playing it
Anonymous No.725070928 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
The last guest was peak
Anonymous No.725072201 [Report]
>>725069268
kek same, I thought this until like 2019 or something. I think I equated the name with megablox or something
Anonymous No.725072507 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
I can't believe they made "growing plants" from Roblox into a real thing
Anonymous No.725072582 [Report] >>725072626 >>725077139
>>725070565
It looks ugly, why not just play minecraft
Anonymous No.725072626 [Report]
>>725072582
Because Microsoftblocks is a trash game
Anonymous No.725072715 [Report]
Making a movie about a specific ROBLOX game is like making a movie about a Happy Wheels Community level.
Anonymous No.725072779 [Report]
>>725070217
>It was literally never that
It resembling Lego was the SOLE REASON why it even had a userbase, no matter how much David wants to erase that fact.
Anonymous No.725073018 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
Is this shit just farmville for alphies?
Anonymous No.725073078 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
carrot top
Anonymous No.725073161 [Report]
now gen alphies are making millennials shit themselves, go little alphies, go! continue to row the blocks!
Anonymous No.725073247 [Report] >>725073632
>>725067436 (OP)
jack black is in
there will be a child grooming scene
Anonymous No.725073632 [Report] >>725073742
>>725073247
>Jack Black Noob and Jason Momoa enter a boxing ring
>This shows up
>DRAKKO JOCKEY
Anonymous No.725073742 [Report]
>>725073632
AS A CHILD I WAS ALWAYS YEARNED FOR BUILD TO SURVIVE
Anonymous No.725073851 [Report] >>725078803
>>725069268
Yea I don't get it either, why do they constantly keep erasing their past so much if that's what they have been recognized as for a decade? What demographic are they aiming for now?
Anonymous No.725075629 [Report] >>725078047
>>725068293
bro are these people out of their minds
its literally just the average robloxslop money printer
Anonymous No.725075753 [Report]
>>725068969
It's Garry's mod but runs on phones
Anonymous No.725075831 [Report] >>725076572 >>725076784
>>725067436 (OP)
grow a garden? what's that
i tried roblox briefly in like 2008 but it just felt like shit, went back to gmod instead. never liked their stupid looking two metre wide player models
Anonymous No.725076273 [Report] >>725080031
>>725067436 (OP)
You must be 18+ to post here
Anonymous No.725076572 [Report] >>725079448
>>725075831
If you don’t play Roblox you won’t understand but it’s literally the game that made inventory stock slop a thing
>You see all those things in the shop? You can’t buy them you have to roll % and you might buy 1, ONE
Literally normalized this shit
Anonymous No.725076695 [Report]
>>725068969
White pedos love it
Anonymous No.725076715 [Report]
What licensed music slop would play in the Roblox Grow a Garden Movie?
Anonymous No.725076784 [Report] >>725079448
>>725075831
>never liked their stupid looking two metre wide player models
fuck you they were cute
Anonymous No.725076958 [Report]
>>725070565
Get the fuck out of here with your logic. You're supposed to suffer the last generation condescending to you as the vocalize how they just "DON'T GET THESE KIDS", and then do the same thing instead of thinking for five seconds. How are you supposed to feel superior if you don't ignore the fact you watched a 17yo's crude animation of Link raping Mario on Newgrounds everyday as a kid while calling Roblox ugly and stupid?
Anonymous No.725077139 [Report] >>725077168
>>725072582
roblox is more accessible
Anonymous No.725077168 [Report] >>725077386
>>725077139
Rip free Minecraft dot com, we didn't know how good we had it.
Anonymous No.725077253 [Report]
>>725068969
It's so weird seeing a game I played nearly two decades ago become so successful.
Anonymous No.725077386 [Report]
>>725077168
Minecraft has been JEETed
Anonymous No.725077473 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
When the article says "in the works" it means really EARLY in the works, I really doubt someone will give this a chance, maybe netlix will buy it for peanuts if ir ever gets made. This producer has also announced like other 10 movies in the works based on vidya IP such it takes two, expedition 33, vampire survivors, etc.
Anonymous No.725077702 [Report] >>725078917
>>725067436 (OP)
Blox Fruits movie would be better
Anonymous No.725077839 [Report] >>725079546
>>725069263
theres no souls left, everyone opted out of the cycle of reincarnation by selling their soul to jesus
Anonymous No.725078047 [Report] >>725078497 >>725079809
>>725075629
>what do we have thats like minecraft?
>hey my stupid little kid plays roblox and he says its better than minecraft
>brilliant, someone call sony, they'll want to blow a billy on this!
Anonymous No.725078180 [Report]
>>725068969
it runs on ipads
Anonymous No.725078497 [Report] >>725078795 >>725090787
>>725078047
Yea but why a specific Roblox game specifically? That's what I am confused about.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725078715 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
When will we get the Pinewood Builders Computer Core movie?
Anonymous No.725078795 [Report]
>>725078497
Anonymous No.725078803 [Report]
>>725073851
>What demographic are they aiming for now?
retarded children and people who are begging to get struck down by copyright laws.
Anonymous No.725078916 [Report]
>>725068224
It's gonna happen next, that shit prints money.
Anonymous No.725078917 [Report]
>>725077702
>lv1 kitsune
>three tails
roblox niggers cant even get the foxes right!
Anonymous No.725079176 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
https://youtu.be/wRqxiGXH3KU?si=8Dvo8Pl1KtW41GBG
Anonymous No.725079448 [Report]
>>725076572
never even heard of this mechanic

>>725076784
they look as stupid today as they did back then, especially when you put clothes on them
Anonymous No.725079546 [Report]
>>725077839
BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the CYCLE OF SAMSARA for ETERNITY
Anonymous No.725079809 [Report]
>>725078047
At least the minecraft movie was pure kino
Anonymous No.725079898 [Report] >>725080602
>>725070217
Except that it was. In 2007, it had literal round lego studs with lego figurines as avatars and they'd uploaded hats that came from popular lego sets (like the life vest). Roblox was always very on the nose with ripping that off, even moreso than Blockland.
t. joined roblox because I was fascinated with legos even though I never played with the physical legos very much.
Anonymous No.725080031 [Report] >>725080602
>>725076273
Nigger I'm 30 and I first played roblox when I was 11. Just because you just learned about it doesn't mean it's a new thing.
Anonymous No.725080049 [Report]
>>725068969
Its free
You can play it on mobile or PC
You can make your own shit (like minecraft)
Anonymous No.725080602 [Report] >>725081183
>>725079898
>>725080031
pre-2013 Roblox players are a dead breed, millennials and normalfags only knew about it because of Youtubers shilling it to gen alpha in the late 2010s, sorry older zoomers.
Anonymous No.725081183 [Report]
>>725080602
Whats even more sad is that newfags will buy old accounts to larp as oldfags
Anonymous No.725081670 [Report]
>>725068293
This response is a great reminder that when anyone is "excited" to make an adaptation of your favorite thing, they're full of shit.
Anonymous No.725082452 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
I don’t expect anything to actually come out of this
Anonymous No.725082913 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
>>725068293
>Not a Dandy's World movie
:(
Anonymous No.725084279 [Report]
Does Grow a Garden even have characters in it? Not counting the default avatars because they weren't made specifically for that game.
Anonymous No.725084391 [Report] >>725084490
>>725067436 (OP)
what are these guys thinking like ill even take dandys world or 99 nights in the forest over this
cause at least those games have something to make a movie out of you know
and i dont even like those games (never played dandys world only here for the cute designs, only played 99 nights in the forest for the spotlight shit wont play it again unless its part of another event)
Anonymous No.725084490 [Report] >>725084590
>>725084391
Wouldn't it make more sense to like make THE roblox movie instead of some random game from it? Imagine if the minecraft movie only focused on a single gamemode like spleef, I don't get it.
Anonymous No.725084590 [Report] >>725084652
>>725084490
Roblox is steam now unc, it's no longer a single entity.
Anonymous No.725084652 [Report] >>725084717
>>725084590
>unc
Kys zoomer
Anonymous No.725084717 [Report] >>725085134
>>725084652
>as he says in the zoomer game thread
Anonymous No.725084829 [Report]
When is the avant garde film coming?
Anonymous No.725085095 [Report] >>725087818
>>725070217
The nonce thing exploded because the type of world that pedos were using to have e-sex with kids were highly obvious and widely known about, and when someone reported on the existence of these things the company responded in the most retarded way possible - IIRC they threatened legal action against the guy who made the report and spent ages twisting themselves into knots apparently trying to avoid doing anything to crack down on these things. If they moved against the adult role-playing worlds from the start it wouldn't have gotten anywhere near as big as it did.
Anonymous No.725085134 [Report]
>>725084717
>he says on the website older than he is
I bet you haven't even played minecraft alpha.
Anonymous No.725085190 [Report]
>>725070217
Discord grooming is out of control because it's ran by furry pedophiles.
Anonymous No.725085246 [Report]
>>725068293
(((gold)))(((berg)))
Anonymous No.725085272 [Report] >>725085893 >>725086008 >>725086047 >>725089392
Alright /v/, cast him.
Anonymous No.725085893 [Report]
>>725085272
Blacked coomer guy
Anonymous No.725086008 [Report]
>>725085272
Jack Negro
Anonymous No.725086047 [Report] >>725089106
>>725085272
Tom Holland
Anonymous No.725087203 [Report] >>725087397
what i want to know is if these idiots actually understand that they're trying to make a movie about a fucking idle game, or hell if they even have the faintest idea about the content of that "game" beyond the title.
Anonymous No.725087397 [Report] >>725087568 >>725087762
>>725087203
Minecraft movie was 10/10 so I think they understand the lack of a game story gives them a ton of flexibility.
Anonymous No.725087568 [Report] >>725088320
>>725087397
>Minecraft movie was 10/10
It's okay if you had fun with it, anon, but please don't be this way
Anonymous No.725087730 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
I like farming games, but don't want to go back to roblox until they deal with all bullshit they've been protecting.

Is this is fortnite?
Anonymous No.725087762 [Report] >>725088320
>>725087397
the minecraft movie was shit.
that aside the only thing the minecraft movie had going for it is that everything in minecraft is iconic, a shitty roblox game made to scam children doesnt have that same benefit.
Anonymous No.725087818 [Report] >>725088072
>>725085095
Plus they want to add DATING to Roblox.

Yeah...after all this do they seriously think dating would be a good thing?
Anonymous No.725088072 [Report] >>725088228
>>725087818
>Plus they want to add DATING to Roblox.
After everything Robloxfags fought for all these years.
Anonymous No.725088228 [Report]
>>725088072
Yeah plus the whole ID thing for it, they do realize it's pretty easy for anyone to get past that right?
Anonymous No.725088320 [Report] >>725088389 >>725088481
>>725087568
>>725087762
If you didn't like the minecraft movie you don't know how to have fun.
Anonymous No.725088389 [Report]
>>725088320
>listening to jack black just say item names for two hours
>fun
are you an actual fucking toddler?
Anonymous No.725088481 [Report]
>>725088320
Anon, you have fallen for your own Morbius shitposting
Again, it's okay if you like it, I love Shock Treatment, but there's a difference between enjoying shlock and thinking that shlock is perfect
Anonymous No.725088549 [Report] >>725089392
>>725067436 (OP)
>Dwayne
>"The Rock"
>"The Cock"
>Johnson
Anonymous No.725089106 [Report]
>>725086047
Bingo
Anonymous No.725089392 [Report]
>>725088549
>>725085272
>the rock painted yellow
Anonymous No.725089538 [Report]
>>725068969
black man obby
Anonymous No.725090787 [Report]
>>725078497
>Why a specific roblox game
If even 1% of the kids playing this shit go to see it it'll make gangbuster money.
assuming it's not all botted
Anonymous No.725091495 [Report]
>>725070217
It's kind of the zoomer equivalent to flash where people can make their own games with low effort and even though most of it is absolute trash, the variety and the human touch give it some appeal.
A lot of the games are really good for trolling people. I liked one called Rescue or be Rescued where some players were pilots and others were on deserted islands, and you just flew planes to the island and picked them up and brought them back to become pilots themselves. It was fun to sabotage the rescued and crash my plane into theirs and stuff like that.
Anonymous No.725091560 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
Signs of the times
Anonymous No.725091573 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
if you went to see the minecraft movie, you are responsible for this
Anonymous No.725091885 [Report]
>>725067436 (OP)
I kindof feel bad for kids today because of what they grew up with. Like, this is the thing kids are going to have nostlagia for, itll be interesting to see what their generation of "gamer nerds" will look like because the things they hold dear seem to be actual schizophrenic psyop shit.

There is a phenomena happening now with kids where they talk to themselves, because they are emulating streamers talking to an audience and try to replicate brainrot noises and sound effects, and they talk like obnoxious retards at eachother because thats what they saw the people in the ads that do free giveaways of Fortnite currency if you just click the link. Its fucking nuts, I cant imagine growing up with that shit being normal.
Anonymous No.725091963 [Report]
>Random roblox game gets a movie but didn't make THE roblox movie.
missed opportunity