Thread 725068896

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>>725068896 (OP)
I wish I had a wife so she could fuck other men who give me nice things

he kinda looks like he's in an open relationship

Ngl I kinda want one but I have pets and it would easily get ruined.

he's such a smol goofball

>>725068896 (OP)
>talented wife makes a nice handmade gift for her husband
Why does this make /v/irgins seethe?

is this the new jeet thread

>>725069676
his wife's boyfriend gifted it to him

For me it's ninomae ina'nis

>>725068896 (OP)
Imagine if that was a little shota who couldn't sleep so he crawled into bed with his BBW mom, lulling himself to sleep from the warmth and softness of her big fat belly She sleeps completely naked

>>725068896 (OP)
Why are goyllennials such a pathetic generation?

/v/ sees a man expressing genuine happiness and is sent into a frothing rage. Honestly pathetic.

>>725070442
Genuine happiness is moments you share in private with your loved ones, not photos you take to get karma points online. It reeks of insecurity.

>>725070442
wife busy with her boyfriend again?

>>725070442
the only one rageposting is you. cucks get made fun of

WE MUST BE BETTER MEN

>>725070442
Anime character exclusively liked by pajeets.

>>725069676
>does he know?

>>725070442
SAAAR

>>725068896 (OP)
Why is there a skull in the fireplace?

>>725070442
Worldly happiness is temporary and not genuine happiness. The only true joy is spiritual joy. The only good desire are spiritual desires.

>>725070442
>A single indian ruined Aqua forever
Truly the most tragic fate imaginable.

>>725068896 (OP)
You just know this guy is a reddit mod and bans you for le hates peach if you even slightly contradict his dreams of a worldwide end of history gay orgy

>>725069805
Naizuri

>>725068896 (OP)
Washing that would be a total bitch.

youve wanted a snorlax bed to sleep on.
we all have after imagining the lazy comfiness implied in the anime.
some of you have even looked into comically oversized beanbag chairs to modify.
well i actually have one and it turns out that acquiring one? thats not the hard part.
its getting laid on it.
even the sloppiest pussy brought straight inside from jello shooters on the dock turns into the mojave desert upon seeing it.
women just dont appreciate a 1 to 1 scale reproduction of a giant blue bat bear thing that i paid big cash money to have stitched, stuffed and delivered, which is super fucking lame.
the fuck am i supposed to do? im not getting rid of it just so i can put my bushwacker up a slot canyon, it cost too much and i sleep like a dead man with ambien for blood on it. im also not going to set up a whole ass other bedroom just for getting laid in, thats stupid as hell and im still paying off the snorlax bed and the pokemon theme i had to do the rest of the room in so it didnt look retarded.
i guess i could try to pull some autistic pussy but i dont want to be that guy. autists need love too and they will suck your fillings out through your cock for showing them any attention but i promised my father on his death bed (normal) that i would pork 7+s and i still believe in a little thing called honor.

>>725069475
At least they have a partner, incel.

>>725068896 (OP)
>tfw so lonely I would probably agree to be an open relationship cuck for the chance at even pretend affection

>>725068896 (OP)
The fetal position is what makes it cringe

>>725068896 (OP)
Why do these normalfaggots always wear their outdoor clothes inside? Who lounges in fucking jeans?

>>725073181
>t.Ken-sama

>>725068896 (OP)
if this was a scolipede instead, no one on /v/ would have a problem with it.

>>725073320
a scoliwhat?

>>725069475
>not flipping it back on her
casual

>>725073320
Why do people want to fuck that pokemon again?

>>725071193
What the actual fuck is that thing? Is that a handlebar mustache?

Any more cuckcore images to share with us?

>>725073353
8 foot centipede horse

>>725073431
>open our relationship
good lord, just get divorced and move on

>>725069819
kys

>>725073431
Holy shit that's beyond based, he should go for femboys too

>>725068896 (OP)
Fetal position looks comfy. And he sure looks happy!! What a good boy

>>725073431
Dude is claiming territory. She wrecked their marriage and he's out there living his best life. Bitch deserves confusion and sadness.

>>725073181
my pants are off the second i get home and i'm in sweatpants or my rex-kwon-do pants

>>725070940
>>725071025
>>725071306
Y'know, as richly deserved as the disgust for India is, I can't help but feel this is all familiar. The lack of intelligence/effort from the people who have jumped onto this.

Say anything at all, and suddenly there's some inner monolog lacking cuntflap who jack-in-the-boxes out of nowhere with "SAAR!!" like setup and payoff is for pussies, or something. Hold onto your anonymity for DEAR LIFE. Not everyone on this site needs it. But you do. You're nothing without it. If your thumb ever slips off the pulse of every single phenomenon, even for a second, you'll be swallowed whole by the void.

>>725072986
is this pasta? this is good

>>725068896 (OP)
me sleeping on my big mommies tummy

>>725069819
kino taste i do this and she looks like this

>>725071219
>>>/t/witter

>>725068896 (OP)
Looks comfy. I respect anyone that likes Gen 1.

>>725077041
>If your thumb ever slips off the pulse of every single phenomenon, even for a second, you'll be swallowed whole by the void.
that was pretty

So no one is going to post that other, pathetic image?

>>725073431
>Our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordeal.
It is so Joever

>>725068896 (OP)
am I supposed to look down on a guy who clearly has enough money to have a house and afford a large novelty pokemon beanbag while I'm a rentoid living paycheck to paycheck
cope thread

>>725073431
Roastie should have learned by not that if you’re in your mid 40s your market value is low so her only hope is some low iq retard who wouldn’t understand how pregnant work

>>725073431
>guy doesn't want to do it
>mindfucks his wife instead by pulling partners much younger than her
Vanity is a bitch, she's upset he's having sex with people much younger than her. That's a true chad move even if he's banging trans girls.

>>725077114
Yeah there's a guy on /nfl/ that posts off topic ramblings about his wild life and I remembered he had one for snorlax that made me gave me a laugh

>>725080142
if you got more, post 'em

>>725068896 (OP)
>>725073431
Holy shit, modern relationships are such a joke. A hilarious one, but a joke nonetheless.

>>725071219
Genuinely good advice. I know St. Augustine says the same thing in his Confessions (in regards to worldly happiness being evanescent) along with St. Therese de Lisieux.

Also I like that picture. I think I'll use it as a prayer aid from now on. Thanks brother.

>>725073009
Do you want to be a cuck rather than an incel?

>>725068896 (OP)
Chads sleeps with Chillet instead

comfy af

>>725071306
Qrd?

>>725069819
>>725077176
Fat bitches owe me tummy time.

>>725073431
>lets sleep with other people.
>reddit why is he sleeping with other people??

>>725084723
>Fat bitches owe me tummy time.
im getting one soon its the biggest tummy ive ever seen shes beyond ussbbw almost immobile and giant titties full of milk i love her so much bros

>>725074021
He is banging Femboys. The joke is a liberal woman has no concept of traps and just thinks any effeminate man's a tranny.

>>725073431
hahaha what the fuck am i reading

>>725077041
good morning saar

>>725083807
I kind of want that

>>725085062
Lucky

>>725085857
i love big ladies bros