Thread 725171230

What's taking them so long?

>>725171230 (OP)
One word. Jiggle psychics.

Who gives a shit

Most of the game's development took place in peak "woke" era. They probably had to rewrite and do they voice acting for large parts of the story to not get cancelled.

>>725171286
I do. I want to play it.

They're removing the AI voice acting from the game.

>>725171396
Or adding more.

>>725171230 (OP)
Jeet code

>>725171230 (OP)
Trying to make a game instead of a glorified DLC

>>725171286
> Who gives a shit
Millions probably

Calling it:
>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible
>When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are
>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)
>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut
>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident
>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification
>Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even

>>725171230 (OP)
They fired about 30 employees, supposedly because of unionizing. If they were important devs that fact alone could cause issues and lead to lower morale within the whole company.

>>725171585
>They fired about 30 employees, supposedly because of unionizing.
why is rockstar so against unionizing? that's a big red flag, that game will suck so much lool

>>725171509
You make it sound like it's a yearly Call of Duty game. It will be a money printing machine guaranteed.

Fuckloads of jeets

The Bears will have a 4,000 yard passer before GTA 6 releases

>>725171730
I think they spent too much money on that project (it's been 13 years after all), and they want to be sure they maximize their profits, that's my 2 cents

>>725171780
>Saar, I am having to rollback the code to redeem the updates
>Saar please redeem
>Wait please Saar, I am receiving the merge conflict as a result of your mistake
>Please do not redeem Saar
>DO NOT REDEEM

>>725171780
its only appropriate that indians code the traffic for GTA games

>>725171230 (OP)
Anyone else remember some random black guy leaked a bunch of GTA 6 material?

>>725171341
>Most of the game's development took place in peak "woke" era. They probably had to rewrite and do they voice acting for large parts of the story to not get cancelled.
sounds too good to be true, that shit will still be woke as fuck, but are they dumb enough to make a gay parade though? if that happens you can't imagine the shitstorm, twitch users getting banned because they bazooka'ed the parade and shit, it's gonna be soo funny to watch

>>725172021
They'll probably go safe. They risk the game not having a soul in doing this though.

>>725171230 (OP)
>Hi everyone
lol these niggas gay

>>725172312
>They'll probably go safe.
and that's why Rockstar died, when they made gta 3 the shitstorm was 100x higher, there was fucking US senate talking about banning that game yet they still said "fuck you" and pushed forward, they forgot they got that amount of popularity mainly because they were seen as the edgy company that pushed the pearl clutching boundaries forward

>>725171230 (OP)
Not enough people own ps5 and xbox

>>725171230 (OP)
Their gameplay and mission structure are still outdated trash probably. I'm sure the world will be "immersive" for the idiots.

>>725171230 (OP)
the entire world was pro-Israel when they started, now everyone but american right-wingers hate Israel
They have to rewrite lots of shit

>>725172453
people will buy a ps5 for that game, like I brought a ps2 to play gta san andreas back in the days

>>725172427
Now it's mostly rightwing incels who attack games(just like republicans in 00s), so assassin's creed the shadows was your gta 3 style "cool" release.
>bbbbbut it was different, I'm literally shitting myself
Nope

>>725171230 (OP)
Deliberate delay in order to pull a "GOTCHA" on anyone who was planning a Holiday '26 release without realizing that Rockstar has historically done shit like this, forcing those other games to delay or release early to their absolute detriments while GTA6 reaps the mass profits from Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales.

>>725171828
let's not get carried away, anon.

>>725172603
>Now it's mostly rightwing incels
nobody read past this except other trannies so I'm not sure why you kept typing. fucking faggot

faggot leftist employees/execs can't do crunch time

>>725172603
>Now it's mostly rightwing incels who attack games
ahah good joke

>>725172609
>Implying Nintendo would give a fuck and delay pokemon 10th gen
Hope they announce it for the same week, just to force rockstar delay gta again

>>725171230 (OP)
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>>725172603
>so assassin's creed the shadows was your gta 3 style "cool" release.
what's cool about modifying the wikipedia to pretend that yasuke was a samurai (he was not), revisionism and changing history isn't a good move yeah, and if you think only right wingers care about not changing the past to suit your agenda then there's something seriously wrong with left wingers

>>725172720
>crunch
its called unpayed overtime, amerigoy

>>725171230 (OP)
They realized the game sucks and some retard on the team still thinks that matters, as if they won't sell buttfuckloads no matter what.

>>725172603
>Now it's mostly rightwing incels who attack games
Randy is that you?

>>725172784
Never said Pokemon would budge, I'm talking about everyone else that's going to coexist on GTA's platforms. Possibly even fucking movies.

>>725172603
>it's mostly rightwing incels who attack games
ah yes, the famous right wingers who force japanese developpers to erase biology in their video games

>>725171230 (OP)
I think the ambition and size of it is what's causing multiple delays. The more systems and physics you have, the easier it is to totally break the game. And Rockstar loves to pile as much of both in as humanly possible. I remember one of the Devs involved in the first Red Dead Redemption said that by the the time that game did release, no one in the company was sure quite how or why it was running stably anymore, such was the mess of code behind it all. And apparently that's also what makes a proper remaster of that game borderline impossible. As soon as they try to change or enhance anything, the whole game would most likely break on a fundamental level. Hence why it's only ever been ported.

>>725172950
>That's so cool about playing 2m nigga who puts japs on their knees and executes them in graphic ways, while promoting it with having dead japs at hiroshima memorial
zoomers won't understand...
Alt righters unironically think that games should be "respectful" and shit

>>725171230 (OP)
>What's taking them so long?
don't you think they do that to make us stop talking about the fact they fired people for unionizing or something?

>>725173252
>Alt righters unironically think that games should be "respectful" and shit
quite literally no one ever said that, tranny. we just refuse to play negroslop.

>>725173325
>quite literally no one ever said that
>history revisionism already
lmao

>>725171230 (OP)
They saw the United states black fatigue. There's your actual reason. Did you actually see the trailers? It looked like downtown atlanta. A nigga paradise. Rockstar may be run by wokies, but rockstars investors are smart. They know if they release a game like that in todays climate it'll get dunked on by players.

>>725173426
this is cope. I wish you were right but there's literally no way this game isn't going to be pozzed as fuck and full of blacks.

>>725172312
Gta 5 was already souless

>>725173508
>full of blacks.
or, if it's full of blacks I hope they're gonna be thugs again like on gta san andreas and gta 5

>>725171230 (OP)
They're fighting for their lives to even get the game to run at 30fps on the base ps5.

>>725173252
I still can't believe ubisoft hiroshima dabbed on the japs. That shit was crazy

>>725173667
is it really "dabbing" on them when the game didn't make a penny of profit?

>>725171230 (OP)
getting rid of all the woke shit

>>725171230 (OP)
I wonder how many games have been internally pushed back to not compete with GTA and have devs that are now kicking themselves

>>725173617
I found gta 5 really funny, for me, it was gta 4 that was souless, they tried to be serious and shit but it was so bad I forced myself to finish that game

>>725171230 (OP)
confirmed dev hell
constant delays never a good sign
brace for impact
launch will be broken as fuck

>>725171230 (OP)
modeling alligator asshole puckering and real time ball shrinkage when you jump into a pool takes time.

>>725173656
Absolutely. I know back in the day there were so many reports of the same issues with GTA4 and 5, where the main issue that caused delays for both titles was getting to run on consoles at a reasonable frame rate. They had to totally gut some planned features from both games to get it going, and make graphical changes too. Ever notice how few trees are on mount chilliad? You can thank consoles for that. The early trailer for GTA5 showed a much forrest. Of course that's just one example.

>>725171873
>i will upload source code to chat gpt please wait hold saar

>>725173734
>most succesfull ac game since odyssey
>didn't make a penny of profit
...what?
Are you confusing reality with "alt right" influencers ramblings again? Like when grummz unironically claimed that he and "gamers" successfully organized boycott of pokemon?

>>725173790
>launch will be broken as fuck
I will give Rockstar this much, they've never released a game in a totally broken state. I'm not saying it'll never happen though, especially in the modern age. But for release versions, I generally give them the benefit of the doubt.

>>725173912
post the sales numbers then, tranny freak

>>725171230 (OP)
Probably want to remove something that offends certain people in light of recent events.

>>725171230 (OP)
Easier to sell a game with a Latina protagonist and a bunch of minorities when the government isn't wholly controlled by people who astroturf the internet with shit about hating Latinos and minorities.

>>725174125
history repeats itself, gta 3 used to have a mission involving the twin towers, they removed it because of the september 11th

>>725174027
https://insider-gaming.com/assassins-creed-shadows-has-surpassed-5-million-players/
>bbbut players
I remember you and influencers that incels like you watch used players numbers for palworld too, just to justify it's "winning" against pokemon.
Also, post your reasons for considering it a "failure", oh wait, you don't have anything expect opinions of "experts", lol.

Fucking zoomers, and their hate for fun.

>>725171230 (OP)
They're changing and taking all the DEI/woke crap out of the game

>>725174351
just say they don't have sales numbers because it was a flop, it's not hard, when a company has good sales they don't hesitate to show them

>>725174241
They should put a mission in where Lucian has to escape from ICE

>>725171230 (OP)
The goyim are not real.

>>725171230 (OP)
Removing woke content

>>725174539
No argument outside of
>I donated to assmongol and he said that asscreed flopped(despite having higher numbers on steam than any other assassin's creed game), fuck them for not respecting japanese deep and interesting culture
Lmao.
Reminds me how alt righters sent hate messages to fucking honeyworks, for using word "ninja" "wrong". Truly a deranged tribe.

>>725171230 (OP)
probably adding 540000 anti trump references.

>>725174663
>everyone I dislike is a asmongold fan
just put the sales number in the bag bro, what are you afraid of?

>>725174663
>fuck them for not respecting japanese deep and interesting culture
it's not about respect, it's about revisionism, if ubisoft just said "look we know it's not accurate to the past, we never intented to do that" they prefered to gaslight people into believing Yasuke was a real samurai instead of a low tier slave, that's the fucking problem, leftists still pretending to understand the core issue once again

>>725174874
>it bombed please believe me, I watch asmongold and he said so. Also me and other alt righters making a stand against Nintendo, we made switch 2 bomb111
Holy shit, zoomers are fucking subhuman.

>>725174961
>everyone I dislike is an asmongold fan
>everyone I dislike is a right winger
>everyone I dislike is a zoomer
wombo combo!

>>725174663
>>725174961
>asmongold out of nowhere
damn, this guy really rents free in their mind lmao

>>725171872
Nah GTAO makes so much that they're not sweating just yet

>>725171230 (OP)
Used to be turbo woke

Now it's gonna be reigned in to the normal ambient amount of woke found across western media.

It would be really funny if there was a story Mission about killing an Alex Jones analog and then Charlie Kirk got got.

>fire their DEI team
>immediately delays
I'm starting to believe those anons who said it's being delayed so they can dial back the woke content

>>725173252
Retard, you should be respectful towards things that are good, like Japan or Lord of the Rings and disrespectful towards things that are bad, like niggers or women.

>>725175005
Only zoomers wouldn't find premise like >>725173252 fun
Because you are just too young to remember games being cool and fun back in the day. And being marketed as such.
Only alt righters who watch influencers would unironically think that shadows "bombed", when just comparing steam numbers to last decade of other asscreed games proves it wrong
Only zoomers and alt righters think that their feelings should be more important than objective reality, and that's the main reason why they need hugboxes. And getting upset by the fact that internet can be a mean place, like them literally crying about Charlie Kirk assassination jokes

And again, we can clearly see in this thread right now how "alt righters" don't have anything to back up their point of view outside of the words of influencers and grifters.

>>725172779
>have they hidden jews under the planks
They're just like nazis

>>725175473
>Only alt righters think that their feelings should be more important than objective reality
say that to the troons (they're left wingers)

>>725175261
If you think that spending 2 billion on a videogame isn't making them sweat to some degree, then I have a bridge to sell you. It's an obscene amount of time and money that has been invested in this game, and they know it has to land just right. A cyberpunk like situation would be absolutely disastrous, and they know it.

The game is done, they're not gonna change anything drastic. Literally all they're doing is trying to make it actually playable and polishing the living shit out of it. The people saying they're changing the game to be more or less woke are braindead.

>>725171230 (OP)
>caring about Gay Troon Activities in the year of our Lord MMXXV

>>725175473
>don't have anything to back up their point of view outside of the words of influencers and grifters.
Hasan Piker shocked his dog on camera and his leftist cult still follows him, what are you talking about?

>>725172603
right wingers (this is just code for sane and advanced White men) are the only people who can make art. leftoids cannot make art, indeed, the only leftoids who made art is a side effect of right wing values controlling society and thus placing limits on leftoids. Video games are worse as more leftoids gain power and starting dictating the terms. This is not a coincidence.

>>725175616
>The game is done, they're not gonna change anything drastic.
they still have 1 year of developpement left, that's a lot of time to change some critical shit in the game

They are literally striking and just fired 30 guys from Europe and Canada cause they tried to start a Union. They delayed it cause employees literally aren't working on it right now.

https://gtaforums.com/topic/1004182-rockstar-games-alleged-union-busting/#comment-1072605777

>>725175473
holy schizophrenia

>>725175616
>The game is done
Define "done". I'm sure it's playable internally, but I wouldn't be surprised if the delay is to strip away features and content to get it playable on consoles.

>>725171230 (OP)
Wole culture died before launch so they're remaking it

>>725175741
>They delayed it cause employees literally aren't working on it right now.

Yeah retard, because 30 discordfags were the only employees Rockstar had.

>>725175741
Strikes don't last a whole year. The delay is not related to the strike.

>>725171230 (OP)
Now i have to change my life plans, this is great. Thank you, Sam Houser.

>>725175741
>30 guys
lol

It will literally never come out because they're playing catch-up with political climate, it's too big to risk controversy now

>>725175589
But even cyberpunk was fairly successful despite the botched launch and since CDPR put in the work to fix things they seem to have regained their audience's trust. GTA 6 will be successful because people loved RDR2 and people loved GTA 5. It takes time for a company to lose their audience, it doesn't just happen over night. If GTA 6 is shit then there is reason to believe GTA 7 or RDR2 will bomb but as things currently stand I think GTA 6 will sell like 30+ million copies within 3 days of it's launch.

>>725171893
Lmao

>>725175834
They fire senior members these aren't the pajeets

>Upon attending this meeting they were handed an envelope with a short letter stating that their employment had been terminated for "gross misconduct" regarding posts made in Discord.

>They failed to provide any evidence when asked, nor was any stated in the letter. And did not divulge any other information or reasoning - "and no other reason"

>They refused their right to Union representation in the disciplinary meeting (which is against UK employment law) and were frogmarched out of the studio with the meeting lasting less than 5 minutes.

>For colleagues who were not in the Studio that day, they received a phone call from HR that lasted less than 2 minutes telling them they were fired and that they'd receive the same letter as above. I am aware of one employee who had a panic attack at this moment, and HR hung up on them during this panic attack not caring at all about their wellbeing.

>These colleagues of mine were hard workers who have spent many many years at R* in critical roles. With colleagues who have been at R* for more that 18 years and none of them have ever had a disciplinary in that time. They are not easily replaced and will certainly affect us in making our project deadlines.

>These are very senior artists, animators, QA testers, designers, programmers and producers. Including Leads. All super talented people who were proud of their work over multiple R* titles, and all they wanted was the best for R* and their fellow colleagues.

>This was Union Busting and nothing else! Everyone fired was a Union Member, they were also predominantly from those who were on the Union Organising Committees of each UK studio.

>They have fired over 34 of us now. There were over 250 of us in that Union/Employee Discord group. There is the fear that if they get away with this, they'll have nothing stopping them from doing this again and again.

>>725175754
I mean done as in they're not adding any new content to the game until release. The story, the missions, the environment, the fundamentals of the game are defined and finished. Now they just need to invest a fuckload of time and work into making it actually playable. I imagine the game currently runs at an unstable 20 fps on ps5 with constant bugs. With a game of that magnitude i suspect they've been in the polishing phase for at least half a year already.

>>725171230 (OP)
I really hope Ananta will not also delay their release just to avoid GTA

>>725173508
It's set in America, why wouldn't it be full of blacks? You moron.

>>725171230 (OP)
They've taken too long with making revisions and are now stalling until they can skip to the next console gen.

>>725175951
Retard take. GTA has always been controversial. That's half the point.

>>725176009
So senior members purged other senior members. All I see it is proof of the social pollution of the employees, the mismanagement and disorder this company clearly has been in for some time.

>>725171230 (OP)
it's turning into another cyberpunk situation

>>725172021
It's going to be like RDR2. All the woke stuff will be thrown in your face and you won't be able to do anything except accept and watch. That's it.

>>725171230 (OP)
Seeing Project Ananta shaping up to be a better game

>>725175924
dare I say
RockSaar

>>725176097
I'm willing to bet most of the online shit is being handed off to FiveM since Rockstar bought FiveM.

>>725176063
>GTA has always been controversial.
it's not the same Rockstar though, if you think it's the same team as the one from 2001 when they released GTA 3 you are more retarded than I thought, they're a group of faggots that are afraid of controversy now

Reminder

>>725175924
This is going to be a really shitty game

>>725176307
pun not intended

>no Dan Houser
>no Leslie Benzies
>no Lazlow

This isn't even a real GTA so who even cares about this fanfiction game.

It's going to be a shitshow, who are they kidding?

>>725176038
Florida only has a black population of 14.8 percent and Miami it's 11.7 percent. Black people abort their population growth.

Is anyone even hyped for it?

>>725176627
Blacks, Hispanics, and white zoomies are pumped. Turd worlders as well. This game will beat minecraft in sales.

>>725175924
The bulk of the developers will just be mindless junior developer codelets cranking out brainless filler content via tools so the world doesn't feel empty.

If they got rid of 30 people with actual important design jobs they could have seriously wrecked their ability to finish the game.

>>725176627
Yea. RDR2 was the most impressive game i've ever played, with a budget that massive i'm more than curious to see how far they push it with gta6. Don't care about the story, it was already garbage in gta5, i just want an interactive detailed world to fool around in.

>>725176983
Exactly my view. I don't know anything about the story nor do I care, but the world and the technology is worth trying the game for. If RDR2 is any indication. Rockstar budget mog other devs so hard it isn't funny.

>>725175974
>cyberpunk was fairly successful
In the long run, sure. But you forget already what a fuck up at launch it was. Broke as fuck on consoles. PS4 took it off their store. Tons of refund requests on practically every platform. The share price plummet. That one lead dev (can't recall his name) made multiple apologies. It was a mess. So imagine that kind of scenario AND a 2 billion dollar budget in the balance. It would be catastrophic. The fist mistake any company that eventually collapses, is ever thinking they are too big to fail. On the upside though, this is why I think the delays are a good thing. It's clear Rockstar don't want to release a half baked game.

>>725176554
Retard.

>>725176983
>>725177225
that's a big cope, stories in gta games have always been important, you're missing a lot by having shit stories and shit missions, it'll just be an empty sandbox game like gta online, you just want gta to be like fortnite, fuck this

>>725177469
They have never failed in their 26 years as a company.

>>725177486
I'm sorry you overestimated how many black people live in Florida.

>>725177604
Lol. Lmao even.

>>725177627
Sure lets turn this into a /pol/ discussion so i can get 3 days off.
Despite being 13%...Fuck off, anon.

>>725177604
>They have never failed
who the fuck remember gta 1 or gta 2 though, no one talk about those games lol

>>725177680
I stand corrected.
>>725177726
People older than zoomers. You little shit. They made enough money to continue.

>>725177546
Nigga i grew up playing san andreas, for me gta was always just about fucking about. I'm well aware that the older gta games had good stories but it's never been the focal point. Of course i would like gta6 to have a good story, i'm just saying my expectations for it are pretty low especially given that none of the original writers remain.

>>725177703
Not what I'm talking about retard. Florida has a small black population. It isn't Georgia or some other southern states. Florida is mainly Whites and Cubans.

>>725177726
>who the fuck remember gta 1 or gta 2 though
State of alt rigters, holy shit
Truly the lost generation

>>725177786
>People older than zoomers. You little shit.
retard, people talk about old games all the time, mario 64, ocarina of time, tekken 3... those were games that were released as the same time as gta 1 and 2, and back in the days no one talked about those gta, and we still don't talk about it, their legacy is completly void, fucking retarded zoomer piece of shit

>>725177912
Have an aneurism, please. They started in 97 and and revolutionized open worlds in 2001.

>>725177912
>nd back in the days no one talked about those gta

>>725171230 (OP)
GTA 6 will unironically trigger the biggest video game industry crash since 1983, IF it ends up being a terrible bug ridden mess.

>>725177968
>They started in 97 and and revolutionized open worlds in 2001.
my ass they did, it was driver that revolutionized open world, it was the first 3d gta-like game before gta 3

>>725177912
>no one talked about those gta, and we still don't talk about it, their legacy is completly void
I can tell you're like 17. No one who played those games at the time of release thinks this. Yes GTA was nowhere big as it was back then, but those games absolutely have a legacy.

>>725178012
Lol mid bait. They're the biggest around because they are good at what they do. End of story.

>>725178034
>Yes GTA was nowhere big as it was back then, but those games absolutely have a legacy.
they have none, no one care about that top down view of gta 1/2, we played driver on the ps1 it was the shit

>>725178058
>we
You weren't even around back then, zoomer-kun...

>>725178010
>The second videogame crash is coming any day now
I've been reading this for like 30 years now. One flop doesn't equal a crash. Hell, in the unlikely event Rockstar/ TakeTwo did go under and GTA no longer existed, that would actually create a gap in the market for new games.

>>725171780
how funny would it be if the whole delay was just
>it's almost release date, everyone present your work
>india's part of the map doesn't fit the rest, like the old boomer newspaper cartoon about two side building railway that doesn't meet in the middle
>drama ensues
or
>tasked to create area called vice beach
>it's full of trash and shit, because indians have ever only seen beach with trash and shit

>>725171341
>Most of the game's development took place in peak antiwhite era.
corrected you dickless faglord.

>>725178269
>"umm aktually it isn't woke it is antiwhite"
what's the difference shitface? they are synonyms

>>725177469
No I remember the clusterfuck launch but you would be surprised at still how successful the game was at launch despite all that. It was a bad knock to their reputation though but I think they've turned that around again for the most part through continued support and the phantom liberty expansion. And Cyberpunk 2077 was boosted by the love of the Witcher 3 alone, GTA 6 will ride on the hype of like two decades worth of loved games. Even if you don't like Rockstar's most recent games like GTA V and RDR2, you can't deny that they were well made, well polished games. RDR2 still blows most games coming out today on a graphical/technical level.

>>725172603
It's honestly fascinating how you people seem to be living in a constant state of bizarro reality. Is it just all self gaslighting? Who propagandized you this hard?

>>725174027
we don't sign our posts here

>>725175648
He didn't.

>>725171509
Brah this will be the highest grossing game of the century and last century.

>woke
>Indians
>Ai
>blacks


Jesus Christ you guys aren't fucking real, are you? You don't actually have thoughts any more, you just echo words you see here.

I'd imagine it's delayed because of the sort of company culture that has them threatening to charge $100 for it. There's probably a nightmarish board of investors who keep shifting the focus of the game around, adding and removing shit because they want to optimise the marketing as much as humanly possible. Meanwhile their staff are notoriously overworked and some of the core creative team has left. It's like Cyberpunk again, only bigger and I will be it will ship with just as many bugs given what they thought was acceptable for the HD trilogy.

>>725179876
>echo words
how is that echo, this place lets everyone talk, even retarded libtards like you, if you want to see what is real echo you go to reddit (who am I kidding, you lurk there 24/7 to get some advice on how to dilate better as a heckin trans woman1!!1!)

>>725180069
>now he's adding trannies to his buzzwords

>>725179876
Nah, it's definitely because they're removing a Trump caricature. They don't want to go broke because they went woke. A Trump lawsuit would destroy them. I bet there was something stupid like an in game Trump rally you could go guns blazing in.

>>725175924
why does gta need like 30 million developers? every single game rockstar makes is completely identical, from mission structure, to writing, to world building, it's literally never changed one iota in fucking 24 years.
>you walked 2 paces from the mission hallway, mission failed

>>725180118
>buzzwords

>>725180308
Because the game is fucking huge and absurdly detailed?

>>725176236
there's no way gta 6, which will just be gta 4: 3, cost 2 billion dollars, unless they launched 1.5 billion of those dollars.

>>725180128
>A Trump lawsuit would destroy them.
since when Trump makes lawsuit on people who make caricatures of him?

>>725180384
If the literal most hyped piece of media in the past 10 years was planning to make a hit piece on him, he'd have every reason to go ballistic and make us fucking WISH we were still dealing with Jack Thompson in terms of "WE GOTTA BAN THE VIDEOGAMES".

>>725180373
it's rockstar, it's all gonna be completely static detail that doesn't matter
>whoa, some houses keep their garbage bins on the side of the house, instead of in front!

>>725180308
The need a million modelers and people to place shit in their increasingly more detailed game worlds. Bethesda used to have one dungeon designer but now they have a whole team. It's the same shit but with placing garbage cans and designing littered neighborhoods.

>>725180452
>whishful thinking
so it never happened ever during the last 50 years of Trump being known and clowned on, got it

>>725171230 (OP)
They're wanting the online to be ultra polished. Which honestly I don't get, releasing the online later will cause another hype phase in buying.

>>725180507
Yeah, but in most of those prior years, Trump wasn't a senile old man who's clearly nearing the end of his lucid days and wants to go out with a furious bang rather than a sad, shriveled up whimper, like his fellow geriatric cohorts.

they fired everyone who isn't indian because they were willing to work for more than 1 dollar an hour

>>725180582
>Trump wasn't a senile old man who's clearly nearing the end of his lucid days
be still looks pretty sharp to me, which is really surprising since he's a 80yo man who spent most of his days eating McDonalds, this man is the luckiest motherfucker on earth, he was supposed to die from heart attack at 68 or something, given his fat fuck body lmao

>>725171230 (OP)
Probably ensuring that the next GTA Online is compliant with the impending age verification apocalypse that's about to hit every negligent single mother household in the West.

>>725180597
This guy gets it, why do you think an overwhelming majority of known team members are from Rockstar India? Plus, Indians are very well versed in larping as convincing Right-Wing American Males, most people literally can't tell the difference without going "alright, now speak ill of [insert Indian gods here]." to see if they're actually Jeets or not.

>>725180457
Ever since rdr2 i get why they'd need an army for gta6. I hated how static gta5 felt, but for rdr2 they went above and beyond to make the world feel interactive and alive. They're definitely trying to replicate that with gta6.

I just wish AI lets us play more realistic games before the release date and it's just outdated at launch

Didn't RDR2 also get delayed like 3 times?

it was never ready
they're waiting for gta online to stop printing money but it wont for some reason
i still keep seeing ads for it

>>725171509
You gotta be extremely fucking fat, friendless and retarded if you think this game is going to sell bad. You absolute mongoloid.

>>725171341
Schrodinger's GTA VI.

Main story is woke as shit due to the time it was made in and they don't want to lose out on sales due to peak fatigue.

They realized they made a TND simulator and don't want chuds to have that version of the game so they're overhauling the whole thing to be less of an overexaggerated parody.

Wonder if they're considering a switch 2 version. Because it's not like they can rely on xbox given how far down they've fallen out of relevance.

>>725178010
Explain how :)

>>725180935
>Wonder if they're considering a switch 2 version.
They're not.

I wonder how they pull off GTA6 online
Is it gonna be a new map added to the current GTA online? Do we get to keep our garages/transfer our vehicles to Vice City? Or is it gonna be a completely separate game while GTA5 online gets killed?

>>725176236
Did you know that building has no plumbing because the pressure would blow out the plumbing of nearby buildings so all the waste water feces piss etc has to taken out using waste trucks? And instead of lambos and ferraris the most common sight in front of that building are waste trucks?

>>725171230 (OP)
Time to remove all the woke DEI stuff.
And that's a good thing.

What a fucking fool i was to have hope

>>725178012
>Driver
>revolutionized open world
lol, lmao even

too many cooks in the kitchen. no dan houser and benzies to put their foot down and make everything work cohesively.

>>725171230 (OP)
This is unacceptable. Get more jeeties and AI code on this, pronto.

>>725171286
I do.

They're just that desperate to not release a GTA with Trump as president.
November '26 becomes June '27, and so on.

There would be a mission where you would slaughter an assembly of KKK members with Kendrick music playing like the Far Cry 3 mission.

>>725181192
you weren't born during that era, Driver was something we had never seen before, and it was on the fucking ps1, it was the grandfather of gta-like games

>>725181383
>They're just that desperate to not release a GTA with Trump as president.
lol, they released gta 3, gta vice city and gta san andreas during the bush era

>>725181383
Well they better be ready to keep delaying for a few more decades, Trump's not only making it to 100, but he's taking full advantage on his access to the big pharma monopoly secrets to live long past 100.

the extremely detailed weight gain mechanics of course haha

>>725181480
>Trump's not only making it to 100
maybe, but he won't be president after 2028 right?

>PC version 2028
this fucking hurts

>>725175441
would be funny if republicans lose the midterms next year and rockstar delays the game even further to re-add the woke content.

>>725181438
craxy danger hair activists weren't the devs of old GTA ;)

>>725181571
He will redeem his 3rd term

>>725181585
lmao

>>725181571
Oh, you sweet, sweet child, you have no idea how far this man is willing to go to maintain his power indefinitely.

>>725181607
Yea they aren't of this one either Indians are

>>725171230 (OP)
why can't they release games any more?

>>725181634
jeets are only incompetent slaves, white liberals still run the office, sweetie~

>>725181073
5 online will be killed. At most you will be able to transfer your avatar and have some exclusive tattoos and clothes

>>725181653
GTAO still makes money, simple as.
If online was a failure, you'd be playing GTA 9 by now.

>>725171230 (OP)
I'm fine with the delay I know they'll do good

>>725181664
Sorry darling based on my gay poor index woke is dead my sales are down no one wants a fat faggot anymore :(

>>725181626
I still find it extremely funny how americans still haven't figured out why they've got the 2nd amendment

>>725181621
>>725181626
based if true

>>725181760
Americans want a 3rd Trump presidency tho.

>>725181813
>i am a retarded monkey from manila and this is my post

>>725181760
Oh, the boomers know all too well, it's everyone else who doesn't. The following generations were taught wrong on purpose after the absolute fucking disgrace that was Vietnam.

>>725181813
and a 4th

>>725181873
He's popular though. He won every swing state and the popular vote. They did this with full knowledge of who he is and what he wants. He was calling the 2020 election rigged, staged an insurrection, and had a mugshot and a million indictments and he still landslided a brown lady.

>>725181073
Why would rockstar settle for anything less than a brand new character and a full reset of cash and assets?

>>725181979
And soon the thousand-year Barronreich

>>725182236
if you MEME it
you will make it true

>>725171230 (OP)
I find it hard to believe that they can predict the time it'll take to fix all the bugs, down to the day.
It's gonna be another cyberpunk.

>>725182160
The character models are from the 360 era. And there is no fun starting at level 400+

>>725181873
>textbook populist isn't popular because I don't like him
are you okay anon, did you dial8 today?

>>725171230 (OP)
They can't get it to run on the PS5 so they're waiting for the PS6.

>>725182370
>level 400+
kys now

>>725182420
No, faggot. I won't

>>725182370
theres no fun getting to level 400 either

>>725182475
the game is old

>>725181578
More like 2030 bro.

>>725182475
grinding in invite lobbies, running business and single player heists is autisimo KINO
it's euro-truck simulators with occasional guns

>>725182493
Shiny new graphic won't make the Kikestar grind any less scummy.

>>725182583
just swipe, you have a job, don't you?

>>725182583
I know, i'm not doing it in 6 because i know what i want. They have shown us everything in GTAO.

>>725171509
The majority of "sales" in AAA are fictitious (fraudulent) so I can see why this post would rile up some "anons".

>>725182727
every year there are millions of new 13-year-olds, they don't need you

>>725171285
Jiggle psychics?!

>>725171509
>>725182772
Tortanic boys getting too greedy, you won't win this one.

>>725182772
>The majority of "sales" in AAA are fictitious (fraudulent)
QRD???

>>725178436
Woke is a jewish term
Anti-white is the correct term

>>725182943
woke isn't just anti white, it is also pro mental illness by celebrating troons for example

>>725182779
And? Do you think GTA 7 is coming anytime soon? I have no reason to care after this one.

>>725183059
you said the same about V

>>725182037
>landslide
he won by 1.5% percent

>>725183059
>he thinks GTA7 is ever coming out
bro, you'll be old enough to retire by then

>>725183115
Evey single swing state. There was also voter suppression and fake votes he didn't bother fighting because we made it too big to rig.

>>725183115
>Biden got 80 million votes
>HE DID~!!!!

>>725183115
>>725183172
>>725183212
fuck off to /pol/

>>725171230 (OP)
>What's taking them so long?
There is no reason for them to hurry.
This will be the last GTA after all.

>>725183321
>This will be the last GTA after all.
noooooooo

>>725183095
No. V had a normal dev time. Nobody expected GTAO to take over. There was 4 years between IV & V. So there must be 4 years between V & VI, right? That's why people were getting hyped for the next game in 2014.
There will be no delusions about 7 going forward.

>>725171230 (OP)
Is AAA suffering from bankrupts and layoffs too? As AAA industry's labor environment is sweatshop with neon haired person exploiting white male devs by crunch which looks unsustainable.
Can wokism and sweatshop/black company(didn't meant for race, but labor condition) coexist?

>>725183172
how are grocery prices doing? or does that not effect you because mommy buys everything?

>>725171230 (OP)
not enough niggers in the game.

>>725183321
They need to do one in New York again but with countryside and shit.

>>725171230 (OP)
Anti woke pendulum, tons or rewrites probably

>>725183418
We were always going after woke, transgender for everybody, and illegals, not groceries.

>>725183418
>tr@nnis suddenly pretend to care about the working class when it suits them

>>725171341
Correct, which is why they're now delaying it again to re-add the woke stuff wince Zohran won and MAGA is rapidly losing power

>>725183418
the important thing is the billions still going to isreal to kill palis, c'mon

>>725171491
millions voted for drumpf, again who cares lil pup

>>725182583
>sparkling, shiny new graphics
>amazingly robust, intricate character creator
>exact same shitty healing system and gun combat
>exact same long haul fetch quests with infinitely respawning AI pursuers ramming you off the road
>exact same selection of hideous designer clothes and haircuts
>exact same multi-million dollar grind to buy and fully rice out a beater that will get instantly raped by explosives
>exact same homing missile meta that ruins freeroam until rockstar decides to dripfeed expensive countermeasures
Can't wait!

>>725183469
another meme, the game was written years ago, long before the main 3 left

>>725183416
>Can wokism and sweatshop/black company(didn't meant for race, but labor condition) coexist?
Imagine ruining your health for woke, back then they used to work long hours for shit they were proud of, woke is the anithesis of that

>>725183524
>MAGA is rapidly losing power
Trump is still your president

>>725183524
Zohran is backtracking on everything. Think again. Dems put him in his place. The new strategy is a less woke Newscum.

>>725183560
>caring about all that multiplayer scamshit
kys zoomie
thrice

>>725183524
>re-add the woke stuff
>Zohran won
a muslim won (you know, the guys that behead people if they know they are LGBT) and your reaction to that is that you won? lmao

I get quality over quantity but still

>>725183560
The healing system will be like rdr2.

>>725182879
That one video where the little one spits in the mouth of the tall one is hot as fuck

>>725183095
My guy before the ps4/xbone generation game development took significantly less time than it does today. Nobody back then thought they had to wait 13 years until the next gta.

>>725183806
And you're not going to link it?

>>725183708
>>725183637
>Zohran
Dems ran Cuomo against him
pure arrogant Jewish boomer suicide
thank god the old witch is finally gone

>>725183818
you are literally too old to be playing games anymore, gramps, go pay your taxes or something

>>725175924
>>725175951
>>725171230 (OP)
>Dan Houser left
>Leslie Benzies left
>Lazlow Jones left
>thinking this game is still going to be good
You people are silly.

>>725183818
This old /v/ shit on the brown and bloom era of games, but we actually got fucking games. All there is now is indie slop that is actually made by large studios pretending to be indie and slop that takes 10 years and is shit.

>>725183715
>I get quality over quantity
not even close, san andreas is still the best gta game, back then they were able to shit a lot and those shit were gold

>>725183902
You saw what Benzies made this year, and the other 2 were only good for making 90's movie refs.
They were idea guys who got lucky and Take2 already has enough suits.

>>725183715
I need Bully 2
I need sexy schoolgirls to kiss

>>725183715
>takes devs 5x longer to make games that aren't even half as good
why did the bigger is better mindset creep into everything

>>725183960
Benzies on his own is trash, but paired with Dan Houser and other rockstars is godlike.

>>725184029
>>725183715
HD was a mistake

>>725183715
Here, I've fixed that for you.

>>725184048
what part of GTAV do you feel was "godlike?"

>>725183838
https://bunkr(DOT)cr/f/P0KczlLD41ZYl
Sadly they're not dressed as Tatsumaki and Fubuki

>>725184098
so they just made 2 games in 14 years (assuming gta 6 will be released in 2027), that's crazy...

>>725184176
3 games, GTAOnline gets updates every month and makes 500 million a month, at least it used to

>>725171230 (OP)
the game is dogshit and theyre hastily trying to make it playable

if this unironically bothers you, you are a smoothbrained nigger

>>725184129
nice~

>>725184260
GTAOnline is more like a set of gta 5 DLC's than its own game though, but fair enough, I won't find it far fetched to be called a game, they probably worked harder on this than the base game at this point lool

>>725184351
it's been supported for 13 years now and they trashed/cannibalized the 3 single-player DLCs for online content

>>725171230 (OP)
>What's taking them so long?
First delay to add more tr0.0n girlcocks.
Second delay to get rid of them.

>>725175741
I already didn't give a shit about any rockstar games but I sure as shit wouldn't buy anything from them after they treat their developers like that.

My theory is that tech has advanced so much in the past year or so due to AI that they're now between a rock and a hard place because they started making the game on 10 year old technology.

AI/ current tech probably allows facets of the game to be massively upgraded, but that means essentially going over the entire game again.

>>725184449
>they trashed/cannibalized the 3 single-player DLCs for online content
I still don't forgive them for this, I wanted an actual single player DLC for gta 5 ffs

>>725184518
>due to AI that they're now
ask me how I know yer a retard

>>725183708
Your tricks won't work on people anymore schlomo.

>>725184504
>I sure as shit wouldn't buy anything from them after they treat their developers like that.
I separate the art from the artist personally, because you'll always find something problematic on the creator and at the end you won't play anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OV4VaNW4FU

>>725184540
BRO, but we got these sweet rocket bikes~

>>725184029
Photorealistic graphics and celebrity VAs lead to pretty much every AAA company aspiring to become a Hollywood studio.

>>725184601
based centrist cuck-appreciator Dunkey

>>725173210
There was a tennis mini game and yoga in GTAV, other than the mission in which you have to participate, did anyone else actually did any of that?

>>725184601
I separate the art from the artist too but compensating rockstar monetarily after this would not sit well with me.

>>725183054
>>725182943
>>>/pol/

>>725184518
The game should be mostly done. They wan't to polish shit like performance, animations, cutscenes, maybe tweak some missions to be more interesting stuff like that. Not overhaul the entire thing. What AI features could possibly warrant scrapping previous work when most of it is aimed at speeding up game content creation, which is pretty much finished at this point.

>>725184707
Games are not art.
And if you don't support pozz propaganda, who will???

>>725184895
Games are art by definition.

>>725184895
>Games are not art.
game is art though, it has music, stories, graphics, that's 3 art in one

>>725184972
Can you consider a board game art?

>>725185271
Define art.

>>725185271
I would consider chess art

>>725185271
if it has nice looking covers, why not

>>725185323
Snakes and ladders

Only low IQ cqares about GTA after IV

>>725183579
Yeah. Imagine white male dev getting Karoshi'd for DEI. He would become matyr of Diversity unwillingly.

>>725185325
I guess videogames are the ultimate artform.

>>725175924
Hope you realise that you cannot make a good game with this amount of people and "people" working on it. It'll be a directionless mess of a game.
It was better when Rockstar was a boys' club.

>>725173790
It's in development for a million years. I don't think they'll release it broken. I'm thinking bitch babies have complained about crunch and they want to remove a bunch of fun stuff that can cause le societal twxtter meltdown collapse. Maybe invite bby inc for their sensitivity reading.

>>725184617
>stupid sci-fi shit
>effortlessly broke the balance in freeroam
>made everything that wasn't an imani tech vehicle into a worthless investment
What where they thinking, bros?

It'll get released and be buggy as shit and woke as fuck with little of the trademark GTA humour and boring missions, a massive disappointment.

Game studios are too big and bloated now and they don't have a shared creative vision. Studios are full of longhousing women and jeets who just care about getting their quota of jira tickets completed. And this is compounded by suits having control and getting rid of talent just from the slightest inclination that they might join a union or not be down for working 4 months of crunchtime without a day off or suitable compensation.

The best games in history were made by smaller studios of 3-15 people, and in some cases by 1 single autist like Roller Coaster Tycoon.

>>725185271
A spoon or a chair can be art so why couldn't a video game? Art is anything made by humans with intention. If I scribble on a wall, that's art. It might not be good art but that's a different argument. You think video games aren't art because you "play" them and therefore it's a game not art but that's just how you interact with this particular medium. And every artistic medium must be interacted with in some sense.

>>725171230 (OP)
taking down commies

>>725171509
>le wokeness is going to make gta 6 sell 10k copies lifetime
you are a terminally online retarded incel lmao, get a grip

>>725182779
he looks like jimmy dore

>>725171230 (OP)
>millions have died waiting for this game
>million more will die
vidya corporations are cruel

>>725186301
>incel
you need to go back >>>/r/eddit

>>725171230 (OP)
1) removing DEI propaganda
2) waiting for mid terms to release it without backlash

>>725175924
I really hope it'll be shit now, like how soulless and shitty the GTA remasters were.

>>725186915
That was outsourced to rando mobile devs, not Rockstar.
GTA6 will be just like RDR2, a beautiful technical tour de force and highly pozzed.

>>725186210
Let me preface by saying I agree with you.
At what point is AI generated shit not art? Because I think about a generated image, which I personally wouldn't consider art but then an actual person edits it, I feel like that would be art. The edits that is.

>>725171509
Their stock fell by over two points today.
If I were a betting man, and I am, I'd say this is a little shady shit going on. The last GTA was a huge success, outsold Titanic. Adjusting for inflation, that is the most successful media of all time. RDR2? Not as successful, but similar.
I think they're trying to nail new shareholders with a better price, then when their stock value inflates? They're gonna be happy.
I bought 2000 worth of shares today. Let's see how it goes. If it drops again I'll buy more.
I'm banking in Rockstars price inflating just like after GTA5.

>>725186767
not an argument, thanks for conceding defeat

>>725187085
I agree with your take on RDR2, however it was also boring as shit as a game and full of unlikeable characters. We can probably expect that too.

>>725187145
there's nothing to argue, since your post wasn't an argument either, you just called him an incel and that was it

>>725187163
it'll be as fun as GTAV, a good time worth the price, but not quite worth the wait
of course nu/v/ will bitch about fags or trannies, since that all you shits care about these days

>>725187085
>GTA6 will be just like RDR2, a beautiful technical tour de force and highly pozzed.
basically this, I hope it'll be so pozzed and boring even the normies will notice it, that's my only hope

>>725187338
>of course nu/v/ will bitch about fags or trannies
I mean, so Rockstar bent the knee for only one group of people, and it's the trannies, if you don't ask yourself why only this group has a special treatment you're more retarded than I thought

>>725171230 (OP)
I don't know how Rockstar is going to approach the satirical aspect of the game since we already live in a society™
There's literally nothing they can add.

>>725187426
good, they can just tell a normal crime story

>>725171828
Well they have the same chance as they did before the 3rd delay, this season.

>>725186743
>GTAVI's dev cycle will be exactly your remaining lifespan and won't ever release until your death is confirmed
Feels bad, man.

>>725187596
when it comes to modern game dev cycles I always remember totalbiscuit and that old granny which plays skyrim. fuck you todd for being so slow.

>>725187125
Yes, if a human actually edits the picture then that could be considered art. Again, whether or not it's good art is another story. I don't really want to get into a debate about AI but the reason the images AI produces aren't art is because the AI doesn't make them with intention just like I don't make piss with intention, it's just the result of biological processes I don't have control over.

>>725171828
Did the Bears win the World Series this year?

>>725186871
muslim communist just won new york. the pendulum is swinging back hard to the left. this game won't come out before AOC becomes the next president and orange man is in jail.

making a game every 10 years is not a good business model
AAA needs to die

>>725171230 (OP)
trump

>fire a couple dozen senior staff and artists
>oh whoops looks like we need to delay the game again while we scramble to replace them haha
I smell another cyberpunk brewing

>>725188040
>muslim
>left
what? muslims hate the LGBT people, they want to kill them, it's written in the quran

>>725188281
>put kikes in charge
>they sabotage the project
many such cases

>>725188389
he's anti-white
lefties welcome muzzies
that's why they flood Europe with religious bigots even worse than Christ-cucks
they are a death cult after all

>>725185636
you don't really think each and every employee on there has creative direction control right?
99% of them are asset monkeys that just do what they're told.

>>725188075
What? It's just like a whole entire console generation's worth of progress. Think of all of the shitty unoptimised garbage they'll be able to bruteforce if they just wait out current gen hardware.

So much for gta6 saving ps5 sales

>>725171230 (OP)
They outsourced too much to rockstar India

>>725171230 (OP)
So is this the new Duke Nukem forever?

>>725188040
>new york

>>725179497
>Even if you don't like Rockstar's most recent games like GTA V and RDR2, you can't deny that they were well made, well polished games. RDR2 still blows most games coming out today on a graphical/technical level.
I had way more fun playing CP2077 4-5 times than GTA 4-5 or RDR2, horse balls does nothing if the mission structure is shit.

their stock price is plummeting and you guys are LAUGHING???

>>725172554
>like I brought a ps2 to play gta san andreas back in the days
This was me back in the days and might be me again with used PS5 or xbox

>>725172603
>so assassin's creed the shadows was your gta 3 style "cool" release.
lol
lmao even

>>725175648
Nigga who gives a fuck it's just a dog

>>725189480
I wasn't too happy with RDR2's mission design either but you can't deny how impressive the world of RDR2 is. It blows cyberpunk out of the water in that regard (how alive the world feels.)

>>725176627
Not now when it got delayed again

>>725189376
>xbox died for this

>>725176627
me

>>725171230 (OP)
Union busting. No really look it up

>>725189856
I've alwasy dreamed of living in a nig-filled living world, ngl.

>>725190075
good
commies deserve the rope

>>725189842
libshits must be mocked
it's nothing personal

>>725190120
I don't know what your trying to say anymore.

>>725171230 (OP)
The company has gone to shit without the Housers. I can almost guarantee the story, characters, and dialogue in this will be terrible and soulless.

This company has gotten lazy, bloated and woke. Hopefully something bad will happen to the game and they'll lose money, though I doubt it.

>>725171230 (OP)
I bet they're reworking woke elements now that they've spent 10 years thinking it was trendy and realized it wasn't right before release.

>>725183524
FYI, the only people saying MAGA is falling are the liberal circlejerk echochambers. You look like an idiot to people outside your bubble.

>>725191571
I can see them cutting entire side missions out like those "strangers and freaks" encounters. Freaks being anyone with a southern accent

>>725189856
>It blows cyberpunk out of the water in that regard
CP story and characters beats every GTA/RDR story and it's not even close. Furthermore cyberpunk is a much more interesting setting which is what makes me want Rockstar's take on cyberpunk, a cyberpunk GTA game, GTA 7 instead of RDR3 or whatever.

>>725171230 (OP)
"It's so they can give me the best most yummy wummy product possible! I love you, billion dollar congolemerate!"

I'm back with the reddit report

>>725171780
>MOST EAGERLY AWAITED GAME OF THE CENTURY OMG!
I have serious doubts about this. I think there's a lot of journalists assuming people are hyped, but also a lot more people who really don't care and don't have faith in it to be anything spectacular. People that know it's just a shark card farm for whales, and that it's gonna be woke as fuck. Like another Starfield. People are cautious of western games these days. It's not like when GTA5 was released.

>>725192113
>MOST EAGERLY AWAITED GAME OF THE CENTURY
anon, it's the 21th century...

>>725192113
another saints row would have been a better comparison, but i get your point

>>725172603
>Now it's mostly rightwing incels who attack games
Why do people keep saying this? It was religious loons (usually conservative, as religious loons tend to be) in the 90s. But the script has completely flipped. It's now the woke mob attacking anything that is remotely politically incorrect, and a lot of things that aren't such as attractive women and stylish clothing. you can't pin this one on conservatives. Not a chance. Reign in your community.

>>725172784
Nintendo doesn't compete with the same crowd any more than phones do. It exists side by side with 'real' consoles and PCs, just like phones. Not "one or the other".

>>725192662
>Why do people keep saying this?
I stopped trying to understand libtards' logic, those people genuinely believe men can be pregnant, they are absolutely braindead

>>725172603
>so assassin's creed the shadows was your gta 3 style "cool" release
Is that why it's the worst selling Asscreed game in years and Ubisoft's stock is in the toilet?
GTA III was a smash hit and the controversy drove more sales.

>>725171230 (OP)
They need to adjust the ink pigments on the tramp stamp of a prostitute most players will miss

>>725193326
this, that retard doesn't understand that there's good and bad controversies, people will support a company if the controversy is retarded (like it did at that time -> "muhh violent video game will make people viuhhlent!", but for assasins' creed, they deserved the controvercy, they fucked around, they found out, beaten by chudda again

>gtavi was meant to save the ps5
>it's pretty much going to miss the ps5 entirely
lol
lmao even

>>725193789
Ikr, gta 5 got in like 2 generation of playstation consoles (ps3 and ps4) and gta 6 is likely to miss the ps5 entirely (it won't though, if they decide to go for the ps6, we'll still get the subpar ps5 version)

>>725193326
>Is that why it's the worst selling Asscreed game in years?
Very weird lie...
Care to explain why you decided to hide in your imaginary world, instead of facing reality?
Is it like with all alt righters, because you were molested as a child and bullied your entire life?
Anyway
>Mirage(great return to classic, praised by /v/ because you could pet the cats) all time peak 7,800 people
>Valhalla(it's like odyssey but improved) - all time peak 15,679 players
>Odyssey(most sold assassin's creed game in history of franchise thanks to not being asscreed game) - 62k players peak
>Origins(thank god it's not asscreed unity and actually praised by /v/ at release) -41k players
vs
>Shadows(64k players)
Of course you won't to explain why you told lie like that, because you hate idea of acting like a man.
Also, you will never be a woman, no matter how hard you act like one.

>>725193957
> stream player counts
may we see some sales figures?

>>725193789
they will double dip
both ps5 and 6

>>725193957
>you will never be a woman
weird to say something like that while defending an ultra woke company that is ubisoft

>>725193520
If you weren't a zoomer, raised by grifters and alt right influencers who would tell any lie for attention, you would know that mass effect 1 and jade empire were attacked by feminists for having lesbian sex.
How is that any different, from current generation of kids who never saw any hardship in their life, attacking any game with "woke" in them?
Oh wait, I bet in your mind, it just doesn't count.

Advanced blow job graphics for the hookers

>>725194174
>feminists
leftists, again

>>725193789
I'm sure they'll still have the nerve to release a shitty downgraded version of GTAVI on dead gen and then stop supporting it after the online mode receives a few updates.

>>725171341
Didn't you see the election results? Woke is back, 2024 was an aberration. Hope you didn't post anything right-wing on social media or your gonna be cancelled.

>>725171286
Normie cattle

>>725194426
>Didn't you see the election results?
I saw it, Trump got president again, it was beautiful

>>725182943
Low-IQ low-information post

>>725171230 (OP)
They got a bunch of DEI hires. They focused so much on hiring feminists, woke shits, diversity hires etc. that they completely forget to retain and hire talented people.

So now they have this completely shit story with spaghetti code that's on the brink of collapse every odd frame.

How do you even write satire of America anymore?
America has turned itself into a fucking meme. You've already got the White House posting AI videos of Trump & Staff as the grim reaper, as well as sharing deportation videos to the theme of videogame music with memetic dance edit cut-ins, or ICE leaning onto the Halo brand or whatever. And that's not even touching foreign policy or the executive marching with the feds and the military onto states, ignoring both congress and the governors.

Take satire from the past and it's simply reality today. So if you attempted to do satire today, could you even do it?

>>725172021
This is the most hilarious meme I’ve ever seen. I kid who can literally have any wish granted by actual, factual fairy god parents praying to a god that never answers prayers.

>>725194646
now that you say that it's true... damn, lmao

>>725184518
Their art department uses a pre-ai tools version of photoshop

>>725194474
You've just been added to the cancellation list.

>>725183708
He's a WASP millionaire first, a socialist second, and a Muslim a distant third. It mostly expresses itself with hatred of Israel, not with sharia law types of stuff.

>>725183848
This, at a time when people are sick of the establishment, the Dem machine forced the most establishment guy in the entire state into the race instead of backing a half a dozen other candidates. At a time when people are sick to death of the boomeracracy, they ran the ultimate boomer.
Zohran frightens me and will wreck the City, but Cuomo already wrecked the state and has a 5 digit body count on top of that.

>>725189842
post arm

>>725192012
Did you stop reading my comment just before the bit in the bracket? Because I put that there to avoid any confusion. RDR2 blows Cyberpunk 2077 out of the water when it comes to how alive their respective worlds feel. Just walking around and observing how NPCs (both people and animals) interact with each other is one of the best parts of RDR2. In comparison, 2077's NPCs are pretty lacking. Yes, I agree 2077 had the better gameplay, story, and mission design but RDR2 wins in terms of most well-realized world. Which is why I think it's such a shame how they abandoned the game upon release. I wish we got an undead nightmare 2 or some other wacky dlc. Maybe an expansion that made more use of the RDR1's portion of the map, following a completely different group of outlaws. Feels like a bit of a waste to make a map like RDR2's then only tell one story in it.

>>725171230 (OP)
test

played all gta games, they are fun, but i will never understand the extreme hype for them

>>725183524
>zohran
a jew

>>725192012
just no, lmao

don't worry men, we have tried this before
remember your training
it will be worth the weight

>>725196231
a fellow SEMITE, yes

>>725196156
"muh antiestablishment innovators of the vidya industry!" - some fag whose life peaked during the Bush administration

so all those who boughted a PS5 already for this, how are you feeling now?

>>725171230 (OP)
>That piece of shit is releasing during my birthday month

>>725197107
terrible, I have a feeling the definive version will be the ps6 version

>>725171230 (OP)
They're individually modelling the balls on every male NPC in the game to make sure every pair is unique. you know, for realism and graphical fidelity. give them time

i'll just say it's jeet quality control. you've seen it in the past with stomething like starfield. a complete rewrite would be stupid because that also means animating all the shit and redesigning missions, unless they actually planned having the bitch be the main character for most of it. maybe playtesters didnt suck it up or something.

we'll see. actually, i wont because i refuse to buy it. i was suckered in with RDR2 and while it wasnt a complete failure, theres enough stuff that left a bad taste in my mouth

>>725187126
$2000? Why not just put that in an index fund?

>>725171230 (OP)
Had to delay it so there's time to tackle the incoming lawsuit

>>725197107
I was going to get a used ps5 just for this game, lol

>>725171230 (OP)
jews and hindus

>>725171509
If it looks too much like that they can expect Starfieldian success. Nobody wants to see that, let alone play that.

>>725171828
https://x.com/Trail_Cams/status/1986432536981954934
Bears are very resilient.

>>725184098
good job

>>725183524
>A Democrat won a race in a solid blue state
Trump believers...is it over for us...?

>You won't be playing GTA 6 on PC till Fall 2028 at the earliest
Holy fuck

>>725204405
Even longer. Trump is absolutely going to break precedent and acquire third term.

>>725201243
>Starfield
>Fat, big belly, cankle, bugeyed, saggy ethnic women
>GTA VI
>heavy, tight tummy, and big butt ethnic women in skimpy clothes
Starfield is clearly worse

>>725171230 (OP)
What if the game runs on consoles like Cyberpunk did, maybe even worse and now they try to damage control or wait for Playstation 6?

>>725171341
>>725194426

>>725204448
No he's not.

>>725205007
Americans literally voted for him again because his opposition was a black woman, that's how badly they want to keep old white men in power. And he's the only one that doesn't seem like he's about to fall over dead at any given moment.

>>725171509
wrong
first they release around same time as half live 3 (gaben can move relase day for another year, they cant)
they claim succes on consoles while console fags will esentialy be beta testers
they release on pc
normies buy it anyway because they told them it's a succes

>>725204957
Who's that in the last panel behind chuddie?

>>725172021
suuuure, if there will be pride parades then they will be undestructabe golems or call of duty like black screen reseting you to last save
of course there will be pc mods to change it, but if you intall it on legit copy you get banned from online or smtg

>>725192113
It will sell because it hit Walmart Cult status. People buy Madden/CoD every year because it's a tradition.

But if I doubt they will grow the audience. At all. Especially with the global recession, and the price tags they're suggesting.

>>725184560
>my desertcuck is so much better than your desertcuck
What