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Sir, I'm trying to pee here.

>>725176451 (OP)
Do people actually treat poison like a womxn or is it the joke that he is a tranny
I genuinely don't know anymore if people treat xis gender identity as valid

>>725176451 (OP)
Post the plap plap edit

>hold the last pee in and leave
seeya

>>725176451 (OP)
>Whole row of urinals to pick from
>Choose the one next to me
>Whole row of theater seats to choose from
>Pick the ones right next to me
>Whole row of treadmills to pick from
>Choose the one right next to me
>Many registers to choose from
>Go to mine the most so it's always one big line
I have something that attracts people. What the fuck is it?

It's not like she's gonna do anything.

>>725176857
You smell good

>>725176857
You're so ugly that anyone looks good next to you

>>725176915
>He's never gone into a public restroom to hear suspicious thwapping and grunting coming from a stall

>>725176857
Meds now!

>>725177115
>got mpreged and his wife died after passing on her seed
Sad

>>725177115
whats he going to do with the upper half

>>725176558
The joke is that the enemy designated "Poison" in some old boomer beat'em up game had both a Male and Female model. You can do a little bit of mental gymnastics to see how we've ended up here.

>>725176451 (OP)
abandon all hope and spread them, there's no escape once she engage you

>>725176451 (OP)
Why is a guy pissing on the divergence meter?

>>725176915
I am going to do something first.

>>725176857
>Choose the one next to me
Don't piss at an angle

>>725176451 (OP)
what's Poison dick size?

>>725180057
3" at least

>>725176558
it's a joke from dev interview when someone asked why the game lets you beat up women and the dev said you only beat up men in the game.

>>725177654
No, it was a female character and so they didn't get shat on my censorship they said it was a man.
Fast forward a few decades and many mental illnesses and here we are.

>>725176857
Start moaning as they approach, works every time

>>725180057
max((You)r size*2, 20cm)

>>725176451 (OP)
I legit cannot piss in urinals, I don't know why. My pee just won't come out once I stand there, it's embarrassing as fuck.

>>725176451 (OP)
Anyone have the version where she walks up to the guy and sheends up getting plapped by him?

>>725180679
Okay, Excel functionlet here, but if I'm reading it right it's either twice my size or 20cm, which is way too small either way

>>725180869
I gotchu senpai

>>725181543
The only reasonable course of action.

>>725180767
>mfw the mods killed /f/ not because they needed to, but because they wanted to
I hope they get what's coming to them one day

>>725176857
gangstalkers

>>725176451 (OP)
This is how I respond (without sounding mad).

>>725181543
yuck, not after pissing

>>725181625
With that bakery, absolutely.

>>725180436
And 20" at most.

>>725181748
Yes, WHILE she's pissing.

Poison is a female. Mentally ill males get the rope.

>>725176558
it's an american brainrot

>>725181845
>And 20" at most.
t-that's scary....

would you play a hentai 2d platformer game where you play as some guy and have to actively avoid "female" enemies because they all have dicks and WILL rape?

>>725177115
Dumbass could have had the mermaid catch him fish

I feel sorry for any Poisonfags who also aren't futafags (if they exist).

>>725182509
Id play the reverse of that

>>725182853
you play as a "girl" MC with a dick but all the "male" enemies are actually reverse traps and will ride your dick?

>>725182447
It's okay anon, she knows what she's working with and will go easy on you at first

who the fuck pisses at a urinal? it seems so fucked to just whip your dick out in the open near other people. also how do you stop it from rubbing against the porcelain?

>>725176558
It's a funny lil non-canon joke (confirmed by devs) that pRedditors force on everyone as "totally canon" lmao

>>725177115
I look like this and do this.

>>725176915
>>725180869
>>725182984
>>725181845
>she

>>725183575
I'm not ashamed of my penis. If they want to look that's on them.
>rubbing against the urinal
Nigga stand further back.

>>725177108
trying too hard lmao

>used to be into futa since forever as a way to not have to see men in my porn
>fast forward it feels like 50%+ of futa fans are just closet gays or self insert troons
I'm not going to let optics decide what I can and can't enjoy, but goddamn I hate it when this happens to something I like

>>725176857
They want that big shapely ass

>>725183775
what's stopping you from watching lesbian porn with strapons? why bring dicks into the equation?

>>725183775
I'm the same and on the same boat. I only like futa/dickgirls on woman, never futa on futa or futa on guy. But it seems like a huge minority as you say.
>>725183865
They're not mutually exclusive, anon.

I love cock

>>725183894
>They're not mutually exclusive
in the context of not wanting to be associated with gays or troons, it seems quite the contrary

Poison is like 5'9. Maybe with heels she'd be taller than me.

>>725183965
I know this is bad logic, but I'll let you attempt to explain yourself on that.

>>725176451 (OP)
>minding my own business taking a piss
>some tranny comes in and chooses the urinal next to me because of course he does
>whips out their foot long dong and begins pissing like a fire hose
>immediately begin sucking on the spot
>suddenly feel rope after rope
>it's too much for my mouth and out comes a river of white
>he eventually goes on his day while i'm broken down in the bathroom
>never see anyone like them again

>>725183775
>fears to see a man in pornography
>claims others are closet gays or self insert troons
rethink what you've written here

>>725184049
>fear out of nowhere
obsessed

>>725184076
somehow heterosexual sex is unpleasant for you, so you avoid it
tells us more about troons and closet gays though

>>725184000
you bring up the lack of wanting to see men in your shit. you then say that trannnies/gays have ruined the optics of the fetish, but the idea that was the catalyst seems off because there's no way you could have brought it up prior to the boom of online trans/gays, and not be seen as gay. so i don't get the disparity here. basically i'm saying the optics were off before the so called fast forward, just not as extreme maybe. if anything you'd have an easier time now saying that's your fetish without being instantly called gay or trans (exception being /v/ obviously), it would just start a debate at worse.

Is she named "Poison" because her cum is toxic? Will you slowly lose HP once he fills your belly with her seed?

>>725184201
>you
I'm not >>725183775 THOUGH
I fail to see how 'not wanting to see guys in coomshit' = 'you gay'
Wouldn't that be the opposite if anything (not that any of these pigeon-holing positions are rational to begin with).
-guy = gay (your logic)
So therefore, +guy = straight?
Yeah, failed.

>>725184295
>'not wanting to see guys in coomshit' = 'you gay'
that wasn't what i said, you just misinterpreted my whole comment for some reason. i said having the dick in the first place is by consensus gonna be seen as a gay fetish regardless of current media literacy, so the notion of being associated with gays being an optics issue was irrelevant.

>>725183865
>>725183965
Truthfully anything remotely involving gayness will associate you with gays and troons. Hell, ANY porn will do that because troons are just guys like me who went off the deep end, and their identity is deeply rooted in sexual desire so a lot are porn addicts.

>>725184049
What? I'm not "scared" of men in porn. Sometimes I'm ok with males in erotic art (never in irl porn though that is gross) but I don't like men and prefer not to see them. Not hard to understand

>>725184201
You're right that I used the wrong term "optics". Yes futa was never seen as a straight fetish. But I moreso meant the fanbase seems to have been taken over by obnoxious homos.
Maybe I just didn't notice it back then though, or the times were different and many internet addicts didn't fully go troon or gay yet.

>>725184469
i mean im not knocking on the fetish itself or being pedantic about the word, i just didn't see the angle you were going for, but i do agree that fanbases have been obnoxious and do appropriate stuff without really understanding their origins.

>>725184469
>but I don't like men and prefer not to see them
Does that include yourself?

>>725176451 (OP)
Oh hey poison

>>725184245
>Is she named "Poison" because her cum is toxic?
Probably because she's got every STD in existence.
Which is kinda hot in a very degenerate way.

I haven't used a public bathroom in years due to a mix of OCD and fear of getting hatecrimed and I can't imagine willingly using one

>>725184838
imagine the superhuman genes she got for being still alive with so much deseases

>>725184245
>>725184838
It should bePoisson, describing approximate shape of the bulge, but converting it to Japanese and then back to English scrambled the spelling.

>>725184576
Are you asking me if I masturbate to images of myself? KEK

>>725180679
>She's 20cm
Damn, pretty big.

>>725183775
>Why are futafags so gay?
>Posts a POV picture of hyperdick Chun Li pressing her fat cock on your lips

The call is coming from inside the house.

>>725185674
>Anon is less than 10 cm
Damn.

>>725181543
Sigh, time to fap to some chinbotsu.

>>725184838
is it gay to jerk off to Poison

>>725183775
yeah I loved seeing futa on female and just having futa characters replace the dudes in porn.
now its all fucking futa on male (which is just straight up gay porn) or full package "futas" who have no pussy fucking other full package "futas" who no pussy and then they try to say its straight instead of some weird tranny porn shit.
It was basically lesbian porn with penetration for me, it was the goat, and its been fagified.

>>725183865
I FUCKING DO
there used to be so little of it and there still is so little of it
its the best shit. it is right up there with good futa doujins

I like futa and i can't explain why, it smply is the way it is.

>>725182984
There's something amusing about this pic, when you remember Cody spent his youth punching Poison and Roxy in the face regularly.

>>725183775
i feel like you can search anything these days and no matter what filters you put on, the results are somehow going to have a guy getting pegged especially if its western art, its so fucking annoying

>>725176451 (OP)
I thought this was the Dispatch thread

>>725176451 (OP)
fuck I wish I was him... fuck I bet she is so big, I'm not sure if my body will be able to handle her...

For me it's:
>Chun Li
>Rainbow Mika
>Kolin
>Poison (shemale version)
That would be my harem as a straight male.

>>725183865
>lesbian porn with strapons
you can tell one of them doesn't actually feel it

Geniune question; why are there more games where you just run around and sex women? Only ones I can think of are the japanede sex academy and digital girlfriend games.

Open environment, all kinds of different female models, different zones where its either appropriate or inappropriate to fuck in, some AI and sex animations. I don't get why there isn't a sea of these if we have a sea of thirperson/firstperson games where you go around killing enemies. Give love a chance.

>>725176857
People are social creatures by nature.
You have no idea how little control the regular person has over urges.
You could be in a completely empty aisle with no products except literal dog shit in a supermarket and every fucker that would walk past would instinctively want to see what's so interesting, why someone is in that aisle and what they are looking at and will go down the aisle and sit next to you

>>725188495
Anyone else think women just can't thrust properly? Like they're literally incapable of pounding like a man does due to anatomy or something?

>>725190082
idk about pounding like a man but my gf pegged me once and it was okay

>>725188293
Dangerously based. I would only sub out Kolin for either Rose or C.Viper.

That one series of shemale doujins featuring C.Viper really warped my fetishes. So good.

>>725181943
>third worlder brainrot seething about Americans out of nowhere again

If I'm going to have a shemale girlfriend her dick better be bigger than mine

>>725176857
anon you DAFT bugger

>>725182710
I do.
It's an uphill battle, for sure.

>>725176451 (OP)
It's funny as hell that in Jap she's always been a girl but in the US they made her a transexual and the japs just ran with it.

>>725190360
Niku ringo kicks fucking ass dude

>>725191296
>If I'm going to have a shemale girlfriend her dick better be bigger than mine
Impeccable taste anon

>>725191296
based

>>725183575
I don't really mind (that much) others glancing at my dick, but what gets me is the uncomfortable moment of pulling back, tightening my belt and pulling my zipper up, while everyone in the whole room hears it. I use a stall when possible.

>>725194031
>Synthetick cuck likes futa BBC
You're telling me he was based all along?

>>725194327
Not BBC, he hates blacks.

>>725194416
I think there was a reason why that dildo was black as the night, anon.

>>725194459
That wasn't him though.

>>725176558
Basically, no matter what Poison's original identity was (i.e. a biological woman, this isn't up for debate), they've flip flopped back and forth multiple times at this point that Poison is just Poison. She's basically the purest embodiment of a trap, because she genuinely can still be biologically female. The point is that Poison fans roll the dice anyways and might end up with more than they bargained for.

>>725180767
tu tutu

>>725181687
A lot of them did during the Great leak. They lost a lot of mods at that time. Only thing left is the crazy bastards that have nothing to lose anyway.

>>725194327
I'm fine with dark skinned futas because they don't exist and usually aren't ugly sheboons either.

>>725183775
You're overthinking it. It just became popular so people started posting it ironically, and then others didn't get the irony but wanted to be in on the joke. I like The colloquially named futanari subject matter myself, but a lot of people are just here to join in on the commotion.

>>725181687
It's extra bitter considering that, 2 weeks before the site went down, it was April 1st and everyone was joking about /f/ being one of the last boards left, how it'll never die, that it survived past Flash's shutdown. Remembering the End of Flash edit being posted then and what happened directly after, it truly does suck massive eggs.

>>725190082
Indeed, I've noticed what you're talking about for years. They just don't get it. They think it's all about domination and just thrusting like it's a rapier. I can't completely blame them, they can't feel it, they don't have the same urges, they are a different creature. It's just something that is going to have to be created in a laboratory. If men cannot find it, they must create it.

At first I thought it was Annasui

>>725176857
Kavorka!