Thread 725254872

How do you prevent Zoomers from sexualizing everything?

>>725254872 (OP)
I thought zoomers were puritan weirdos that hated sex and lewds?

*don't call me that

>>725254970
Keep up with us newfags and our lingo, gramps. Zoomers are people that like things I don't like. Trannies are people that hate things I do like.

Hmmm... i wonder why this is happening....

>>725254872 (OP)
>call me like that

>>725254872 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nprmFFRJxTQ

>>725255094
I dated once before (fake one, but still) which means technically I did better than most zoomers

>>725255094
>"our high schoolers aren't imbibing enough poison!"

>>725255094
>>725255308
yeah drinking alcohol is genuinely useless

>>725254872 (OP)
are you like 15?
Rule 34 has been a thing since internet was created

>>725255094
Fuck off with this gay shit

>>725255094
based zoomers following my lead

>>725255094
Thanks Dick Cheney.

>>725255094
terraria 1.0 vs terraria 1.4 be like

>>725254872 (OP)
terraria 1.0 vs terraria 1.4 be like

>>725255094
source on this graph?

>>725256102
this is one of the only charts ever posted to 4chan that fucking has the source in it you retard.

>>725256102
shit, i'm retarded nvm

>>725255230
>Literally comparing yourself to highschoolers
lmao

>>725254872 (OP)
>prevent Zoomers from sexualizing
It's called Rule 34 you zoomer faggot

>>725256409
No that's you being an internet brained retard. The first Rule 34 artists were 30-40 year old boomers.

Why is the genwarring schizo allowed to samefag?

>>725256102
came to me in a dream so Jesus I assume

>>725254970
Yes the majority of Zoomers are hardcore anti-sexuality, in one side you have Leftist woketard puriteens that hate male gooners and want to ban anything sexualizing women, and in the other side you have Right-wing groypertard Christcuck puriteen LARPers that want to ban all porn.

>>725255094
Jews?

>>725257118
god i hate politics

i like when old anons talk about how broken my generation is

>>725255094
This is based, though.

>>725254970
Zoomers are whoever the OP is mad at today.
Blaming shit on Zoomers is free (you)s.

posted it again award

>>725255094
Daaaang. 87% of 12th graders in 1980 went out on dates???

>>725254872 (OP)
I really don't understand genderbenderfags. For this situation my view is always that the popular character just happens to have a sexy sister/cousin and that's who we plap. Why would you want to fuck an originally male character? Are you a homo?

>>725254872 (OP)
>>725257118
This.
zoomers maybe the be gayest generation, but they're also oddly the least horny due to political internet brainrot

>>725260524
I don't really go that far into it most of the time. If it's hot, that's really all I need. If someone comes around and gives it an actual explanation is just a bonus.

>>725260032
Checking post history is a very reddit thing to do
Perhaps you'd be in better company there
Faggot

>>725254872 (OP)
Fuck it, never gonna have a good time to post this edit I made a few threads ago

Is this the thread?

>>725255094
>More 12th graders had sex than been on date
How's that work? Hook-ups?

>>725254970
forced meme, we are "gooners"

12th graders owe me sex.

>>725254872 (OP)
You don't, and moreover this isn't a zoomer thing, it's a humanity thing. Rule 34 is absolute. Your great grandpa probably fapped to porn parodies of disney cartoons long before the internet.

>>725255094
That's a good thing.

>>725255094
Videogames

>>725255094
raw doggin it

>last real content update was 3 years ago
>they are just adding cosmetics nowadays
it was too good to be true

>>725263305
this is probably their first game and they are learning as they go

>>725255094
>Alcohol
I do consume alcohol, but I don't understand what is the fuss about it and why it's relevant for an adult.

>Driver's License / car
I would certainly own a car if the cost-to-benefit about it was relevant today.

>Sex
A financial burden.

>Dating
Another financial burden and also a mental burden

>Work for pay
Since I don't lose all my money on alcohol, car related spenditures, sex/dating... I can plenty of money saved and generated Investments.

>>725263957
>I can
I have...

>>725254872 (OP)
This is structured like a politics comic

>>725263957
Based comfy and minimalist living anon.

>>725254970
pretty sure they just think the bimbofication is so weird that it's funny. I'm guessing the only people who actually jerk off to this stuff are autistic /v/ retards

>>725260524
what I don't get is why they radically change the design to the point where you'd just assume it's a different character entirely. keep it simple, retards.

>>725264648
the answer is always autism

>>725261059
the girls of their age date and fuck older men and then lie about it when asked. the guys of their age don't even get to date or fuck because all of their women are lying whores.

>>725255094
>47.5% of all US 12th graders have had sex in 2020
Yeah, this is fake. Throw the whole image out.

>>725254970
Zoomers have never had a single original thought in their lives. All they know is to worship lefty le wholesome progcuckerino slop or trad unironic kirkstein viewing christcucks.

>>725265140
That couldn't be further from the truth, zoomers are surrounded by sex but don't get any themselves so them starting to hate sex is an original thought

the stinky crusty pedos in this thread want zoomies to be hypersexual so badly

fuck off, we're already overpopulated

>>725266620
Just move out of the city.

>see a male character
>first thought is to turn them into a girl
So progressive

>>725254872 (OP)
>Oh no, this literal trash franchise that inspired a similarly trash subgenre has a silver lining now!
What a peculiar sentiment.

>>725254970
They do

>>725254872 (OP)
Increase the ambient level of hornyness is culture.
The reason why everything online is super sexualzied nowadays is that in terms of public sexuality things are actually pretty repressed and so the natural urge to see sexy shit gets all focused to shit online.
Bring back the sex women eating a cheeseburger commercials and drop the "big is beautiful" crap and people will normalize out.

>>725268304
The silver lining wasn't worth it. Jesus christ.

>>725254970
Zoomers grew up with their women being the most narcissistic of all. Bitches who refuse to look at you unless you are the top one percent of men while being average at best, but will happily show off their most private parts on OnlyFans.
Zoomers are wise to the perils of these shameless harlots and love to take the wind out of their sails.

>>725257269
its not even politics just retards larping on the internet

>>725265140
>Zoomers have never had a single original thought in their lives.
He says while repeating a myriad of buzzwords.

>>725254872 (OP)
i love jerking off to frenni's fat bear tits

>>725260946
god i wish
minecraft circus baby is the hottest thing to ever exist but she never gets posted anymore

>>725256218
zoomers are in their late 20's now, the highschoolers are the early gen alpha's.

>>725254872 (OP)
I love my girlfriend Frenny!

>>725255094
Why is alcohol on here.
People not drinking is a positive, not a negative.

>>725255094
Feminism's fault.

>>725254872 (OP)
Millennial here, what's the problem? You don't like having more porn? Outside the nigger culture that forces everything to be ASS focused with massive butts I quite enjoy having more porn to enjoy. Not to mention places like F-list sure isn't getting any new stock of any older generations so we have to let in zoomies to just barely survive.

>>725273345
I don't think the graph is trying to imply that any of these things is good or bad. These are all just things that high school kids are known to experiment with.

you know what fuck it this is close enough so i'll just post it here
yesterday I was at the store skimming the toy aisle for some christmas present ideas, and I saw these fucking things. what the hell is with this design? it's so shit. it's like they saw five nights at freddies and completely failed to understand what they were going for. I never even played those games cause I was already too old for it a decade ago but at least it's easy to see that their fucked up decayed creatures are clearly a sign of them being old and abandoned. these things are, in their own universe, designed to be uncanny. it doesn't make sense or work at all. it's honestly really fascinating to see a genre I've never taken part in decay over time like this.

>>725271857
>minecraft circus baby
Dare I ask?

>>725260524
Closeted faggots, that's why

>>725255094
there is not a single day where I am glad about ever drinking alcohol. some of my worst memories in life came from drinking.

>>725274609
>it's like they saw five nights at freddies and completely failed to understand what they were going for
don't forget that they're color coded and have a symbol on their body. very much obviously ripped off from homestuck.

>>725275423
i am playing a character and not self inserting

>>725275810
>>725274609
>it's like they saw five nights at freddies and completely failed to understand what they were going for.
>they're color coded and have a symbol on their body. very much obviously ripped off from homestuck.
retards

>>725275810
>homestuck invented color coding
Pretty sure the inspiration is from care bears, you know an actual stuffed animal

>>725255094
Ice cream consumption and divorce rates.

>>725264749
That's the women, they're part of the statistic genius

>>725254872 (OP)
Mandated monthly brothel visits after a certain age.

>>725277304
be careful with that, I'm pretty sure my friend from work got all his good luck for the month sucked out of him last sunday.
don't be like him

>>725276262
>>725276286
mlp in the exact same era, too. color coded with symbols

>>725254872 (OP)
That’s millennials. Zoomers are all about the lore and design

>>725254970
They do, unless it's a twitter meme

>>725272706
No? Gen A is under 10, oldest zoomers are late 20s.