Thread 725281762

>>725281762 (OP)
These niggas cant swim

>>725281950
>can't swim
>can't breathe properly
>everyone eats them
>fat fucks
>BIG
>just keeps on making more and more and more moonfish regardless of issues
this counts as a win for nature. life was a mistake.

>>725281762 (OP)
>see an image on twitter
>feel compelled to make a video game thread on /v/ for internet points
well done comrade

>>725281762 (OP)
>tfw you bite into the Kit-Kat bar

>>725282224
Reddit hate

seals are the redditors of the ocean

why is that fish made out of plasterboard?

>>725282594
wait, that's a sea lion, FUCK

>>725282594
Who is the 4channers of the ocean?

>>725282949
I was gonna say Piranhas but those don't live in the ocean

>>725282949
flying fish. fuckers don't want to be in the water

>>725281762 (OP)
It's kind of incredible this fish has zero blood inside it.

>>725282949
Pufferfish

>>725282949
Orcas

>>725282949
Sea urchins
>do absolutely nothing
>contribute nothing to ecology but take in food passively
>unpleasant to touch if not also highly poisonous
>almost no food value
>coloration extremely out of place in any environment

>>725282224
>everyone eats them
Guess that's his role in life

>>725281762 (OP)
>apparent enemy turns out to be your greatest ally
>this is only revealed through environmental storytelling and you have the option of a boss fight that leads to the bad ending
Bravo Miyazaki

>>725281762 (OP)
Dude you just let that guy take a bite out of you why didn't you fight back?

>>725284107
Also >strong enough jaws and hides can completely ignore the barbs

>>725284107
dont forget the tastiest testicles on the planet

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>>725285234
Fucking 4chan mangled my sunfish :<

>>725285380
jannie of the ocean

>>725285318
>newfags can't sunfish

i
hate
DOLPHINS

>>725285380
schlorp schlorp schlorp

>>725285380
>schlop schlop schlop

>>725285520
this was also my first thought

>>725284435
Stay away from my balls, anon.

>>725281762 (OP)
>when you keep playing gacha games

>>725282224
>everyone eats them
Given how many only have a few bites out of them, they probably taste like absolute shit so the predator just gives up.

>>725282949
Whatever fish these ones are

>>725285629
a jawfish and a goby

>>725281950
>>725282224
>Believing what some redditor said

>>725285448
No one can sunfish because 4chan killed all the invisible spacer characters possible in unicode

>>725285629
>he does it for free

haha funni fishe :o)

>>725285629
Would be a better fit if it was the white fish defending his home

>>725285924
That one crab in dark souls 3

>>725282594
Humans suffer autistic internet brainrot everyday of their lives

>>725285629
This is racist.

>>725285629
me in the hole

>>725285924
>get out of water
>the crab follows you through sewage pipes
>snips your balls when you go for a shit

>>725282949
Dolphins

>>725282595
theyre 80% cartillage

>>725282224
>moonfish
It's sun fish you troglodyte

>>725285380
There's a video of one of these guys at like 4x speed backed by a remix of Superbeast and it's very amusing

>>725285924
THEY FLY NOW!?

>>725282949
Stargazer

>>725286312
he's smiling :)

Don't mind me just pirating this fish

>enemy cpu constantly clips through your attacks to unload on your hitbox

Fighting games really be like it do

>>725286430
I remember seeing a comic of a bobbit worm attacking an anime girl

>>725285380
>sailors thought these niggas were mermaids and wanted to fuck them

>>725286440
I never really thought I needed to think about it but do crustacean species not care about cannibalism?

>>725282949
Orcas

>>725284234
>dude this big ass bug that can jump on your face while you sleep and have one of the most painful bites in existence is... GOOD because they uhm... eat flies.

>>725282224
>>everyone eats them
very few bother, they taste like shit
the other reason they survive is because sunfish produce the most eggs of any known vertebrate, over 300 million at once

>>725286512
>check out how hard I can yawn!

>>725286663
>in your sleep
Literally untrue. The only time house centipedes attack humans is when provoked or cornered. For the most part, they hunt roaches.

>>725281762 (OP)
I love sunfish. They are my favorite fish.
Despite everything, they just keep on keeping on. There's something beautiful about it.

>>725282949
any cave-dwelling eel like moray

>>725281762 (OP)
>game's lore suddenly turns weird

>>725286652
where's that raccoon gif with a piece of cotton candy

>>725286738
They crawl on your ceiling and can fall down, or you just take a step on the floor and accidentally step on one and then have to spend a week in agony.
But yeah they uhm eat roaches that's a non problem for any clean place.

>>725286570
Holy shit, it's dual wielding whirligig saws

>>725286561
Cannibalism only carries an alignment penalty in some mammals.

>>725286808
It's amazing how many animals decide scritches are the best thing ever upon encountering them

>>725286991
imagine having a perpetual itch that you can't scratch

>>725286975
that's the one
hope the raccoon bastard got a new treat after that

>>725286808
>enemy can be tricked

>>725286991
You can thank parasites for our love of being touched and groomed

>>725287018
>high-pitched proot followed by distorted trumpet sound when he falls

>>725281762 (OP)
Revenge will be swift and just.

>>725285380
Wtf is that pikachu?

>>725281762 (OP)
He tanked that hit
>>725282312
>Outing yourself as a X, the everything app user in an attempt to clown on someone for using it
Bravo

I just wanted to post this monke eating chips

>>725286029
The whitefish is clearly a seasoned oldfag and the brownoidfish is a dug in /pol/tourist

>>725287206
>igor's pet shark

>>725287018
at least stick to sea animals, faggot

>>725287206
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>725282949
Sharks.
SUUUUUUUCK MYYYYYY DIIIIIIIICK

>>725287242
literal vermin animals stealing stuff. always annoys me when that stuff shows up online.

>>725285629
>brits introducing toilets to india

>>725287340
some animals are pretty fucking metal

>>725286440
giant enemy crab

Evasion builds are an absolute nightmare to fight against

>>725286831
>They crawl on your ceiling and can fall down
You have no clue what you're talking about. I don't understand why people who are obviously out of their depth insist on having conversations beyond them. You don't even have to lose, you're anonymous on a mongolian basket weaving image board. Why is your ego so frail that you can't admit you're clueless?
>that's a non problem for any clean place
I too remember what it was like being 16 and living with my parents in a home, and not in an apartment in an urban area with nigger neighbors.

>>725282949
>

>>725286440
do you think crabs pretend they are piloting a mech?

>>725286561
most predators in general don't care about cannibalizing. If the other is too young/weak to fight back it's fair game.

>>725287340
Is this AI

>>725282224
We get it, you saw the YouTube video.

>>725287703
are they venom?

>>725287645
no it's a surinam toad

>>725287645
that video is older than AI and perhaps even you

>>725287745
you're telling me that scorpions don't make RRAWRGH RAAAR noises irl? weird

>>725282949
Octopuses,
>Die if they have sex
>Hideous, somehow loved
>Intelligent enough to know hate, too stupid to know love
>Devoured by whales

>>725287206
>when you've been on the planet tens of millions before even the dinosaurs, yet you still haven't evolved to have a bone skeleton, and have easy-break cartilage instead.

>>725287791
Could be, but I think it's just a strategic grapple attack. Now a venom + grapple combo is extremely OP

>>725287125
Out-fucking-skilled

>>725286561
In the world of nature, it's eat or get eaten, not many rules apply other than at least respecting anything equal to your size.

>>725288002
I was just more trying to make a joke about Venom's (the spiderman villain) "we are Venom" catchphrase

>>725287338
Always annoys me that we decided to let you sub-primates get online.

>>725288086
At what point does the mom actually die or is she being eating alive for the majority of it

>>725288184
Insects are kinda like biological machines and don't really process pain the same way we do. Their deaths don't matter.

>>725288086
Spiders are the same way where the first victim of baby spiders is always their own mother. The animal kingdom is psychotic.

>>725287742
what youtube video?

>>725288332
>feeding fish scales to dogs
huh, I'd think fish skin and bones would be bad for dogs since it can get stuck in their throats

>>725288443
>mfw I took a big bite out of a fresh-caught fish fillet at my sister's wedding and it was still full of tiny, razor-sharp ribs
There's nothing more horrible than picking tiny needle-like bones out of your gums.

>>725288184
you can clearly see when she's still alive as she shambles around so that the babies can get to her better and then when she's motionless and dead as the babies breach into her shell.

>>725288587
Metal as fuck, based mom though

>>725288550
yeah, depending on how the fish is prepared, and what kinda fish it is, gotta be mindful of that

>autosage
Janny has about as much value to existence as a sunfish.

>>725288657
the video is over the course of a while also, the babies grow a lot during that time. her death isn't instantaneous, she's literally offering herself to them.

>>725286561
It's a doggy dog world.

>>725288809
What is even the legitimate reason to do that as a mod
>thread breaks rules
delete it
>thread doesn't break rules
don't delete it

>>725285618
Their body is almost entirely bone and they taste like shit.
They're the carp of the oceans.

>>725289156
imagine if there was a sea creature that threw jellyfishes at your face