Thread 725295573

>umineko is the best visual novel ever made
>better than Steins;Gate
TRRRRUUUUUUUEEEEE

there's no point in constantly reposting this thread, s;g fanboys are never going to change their position and will only continue to spam kurisu and suzuha softcore porn while deflecting any (legitimate) criticism

anyone with a brain already knows umineko blows steins;gate out of the water, you're not going to shift anyone's positions

>>725295719
They're completely different visual novels with different premises and genres, this isn't some measure of objective quality its just asking if you prefer apples over oranges.

>>725295573 (OP)
Hasn't this faggot spent a literal decade working on a fucking witcher 3 review

>>725295719
>(legitimate) criticism
There isn't any, all you subhumans do is call s;g shit without ever pointing out anything legitimately wrong with it.

>>725296286
joseph anderson hates Steins;Gate because he felt that you cannot become a woman if your mom eats veggie instead of meat

>>725295573 (OP)
He seems to get irrationally angry when a game or puzzle doesn't fit his preconceived notion

>>725296286
okay man have at it then
>main character that is completely uncompelling compared to main characters even within the same series (takumi is a far better rendition of the loser freak with a more interesting journey)
>every character in steins;gate sucks off okabe for no reason, especially kurisu, who falls in love with him out of nowhere and knows him for barely any time at all
>other characters get almost zero development or presence for the duration of the entire VN's runtime, with any of that being relegated to mostly dull side routes (luka's ending is conceptually good but why is it in the game, fayris's ending sucks outright, suzuha's is good but doesn't develop her at all, mayuri's is fine but does nothing with her)
>daru basically doesn't exist except to have sex offscreen years later, all he does is verbally shitpost like he's on 2chan and be a hackerman
>glaring plot hole at the end of the story where a second okabe should exist but we gloss over that because it's too much work to remember all the details in our visual novel when writing it

you desperately need to go play something that's actually good like chaos;head, chaos;child, robotics;notes, any of them, instead of idolizing a decent-at-best story

i will not be responding to or engaging with anything you say past this point, you asked for criticism and there it is, deal with it on your own terms

>>725296041
I'm still waiting for it, still not sure if I should paly it or not

This nigga wishes he was matthewmatosis SO BAD. and matthewmatosis seemingly wishes he was japanese

>>725296952
>chaos;child
You're clearly shitposting since that's by far the worst in the series. A true Chaos:Head fan would be able tell its dogshit.
DUDE YOU'RE ALL OLD. ALSO IT DOESN'T MATTER AND IT GETS RESOLVED 30 MINUTES AFTER ITS INTRODUCED.

>>725295573 (OP)
fate/stay night is greater than yumi neko

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Dola now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAVN8m4M0YQ

>>725296952
>i will not be responding to or engaging with anything you say past this point
Why even post this if you're too much of a coward to defend it? You're just gonna get ignored or written off.

Wasn't the reason he didn't finish Steins;gate because the fanboys spoiled the whole thing to be petty?

>>725296952
I liked umineko's story more but I definitely preferred steins gate's main character, I absolutely hate characters especially main characters that are in a world with magic and shit and then just keep going "nope, magic doesn't exist, that's stupid and unrealistic" when there's witches summoning monsters right in front of you, I know that the novel is about how the witches only go into the game with him to prove that magic is real and if he just accepted that magic is real then they would've just killed him instantly, but still it just triggers me "yeah uhh you blow a guy's head up with a fireball? cool trick but it can't fool me" like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP, it's just fucking annoying, okabe was in a similar situation where he was just pretending to be a retard to save mayushii from suicidal depression or whatever, but at least I can symphatise with him, while with battler I'm just rolling my eyeballs back into my skull, the whole plot about cern (lmfao fucking cern, some french research lab) controlling the world with time machines is just absolutely silly though

>>725297892
SERN wasn't the antagonist controlling the world. They were only a pawn of the Committee of 300.

>>725297452
That's the excuse he gave but honestly he just didn't like the game at all and was looking for a reason to drop it.

>>725295573 (OP)
Umineko is bad. I don't know about Steins;Gate

>>725299206
Its pretty blatant he dislikes otaku shit and the game is about otakus doing otaku shit until they accidently open pandora's box.

>>725296041
>Hasn't this faggot spent a literal decade working on a fucking witcher 3 review
Yes, blud thinks he’s George rr Martin or something

>>725296041
Not only that but there's evidence it ruined his marriage.
How that is possible I dunno, its kinda amazing.

>>725295969
But oranges ARE better than apples

this is a dumb thread premise but my favorite e-celeb is probably ummmmmm.... vinny XD because he likes nintendo!

>>725296286
The characters are all annoying as shit and not likeable, they rely entirely on being le otaku 4channers like me for anyone to care about them.
If that's not reason enough then you're just being disingenuous.