Thread 725347379

>Everyone chose the nerd with glasses over the hot blonde chick
Why?

>>725347379 (OP)
I'm an EriCHAD thoughever? I like bandannas.

>>725347379 (OP)
the velma effect
the more approachable girl becomes more desirable

Fio looked goofier and more cartoony in 2.

>>725347379 (OP)
Red for the bed

Blondes are as generic as it gets. A forced meme of beauty standards. There's a reason they are synonymous with "basic". The only thing a copy-and-paste blonde tells you with her look is that she's likely a vapid and uninteresting person to be around.

attainability

>>725347379 (OP)
Because blonde girls aren't actually hot. Brunettes are especially if they wear glasses.

>>725349008
Post nose

>>725347379 (OP)
What is the strategic purpose of showing her hips through holes in her shorts?

>>725347379 (OP)
Because the nerd with the glasses canonically has bigger tits than the blond, for one.
That she can have the approachable feel on top of that just makes her superior still.
>>725349008
It's the most forced vapid shit there is. I've seen retards talk about how 'every man would want a blondie if they could' which is how you know it was a jeet poster.

>>725347379 (OP)
You want to have a Fio thread but I like Eri better. Sad isn't it?

>>725354087
If a girl dressed like that tries to shoot you, you'll likely hesitate to kill her, even if it would be strategically wiser

>>725347379 (OP)
Fio if she real.

>>725347379 (OP)
because you like werid things because you like werid things lmao lmao

>>725347379 (OP)
Brown girls are just superior

>>725347379 (OP)
nerds are freaks in bed while blondes are dead fish

>>725351069
Wrong even if I prefer brunettes myself

>>725347379 (OP)
She seems more fun.

>>725354495
man shoulders, huge hands, fish smell

>>725347379 (OP)
>Didn't favor Velma over Daphne as a kid
You wouldn't get it

>>725351201
>race faggotry
You know that the correlation you're making is only proving his point about blondes being a forced meme instead of an organic preference. Right?

>>725348885
This. Gingerfu with a brain gives me more time to adventure while she stays at home with our kids.

>>725347379 (OP)
The gap between from being an action character and a nerd makes her more endearing.

Before the anime artstyle the blonde girl looked like an angry fox, and Fio looked like she was drunk.
I always pick Marco & Tarma btw

>>725347379 (OP)
Because I'm not a grenadefag.

>>725347379 (OP)
You're not welcome in these boards, normie.
Go back to ticktoke

>>725347379 (OP)
she is super cute, probably bigger bust

>>725358728
>Fio looked like she was drunk.
Yeah, I didn't get it as a kid and picked one of the dudes.

>>725347725
Beta males tend to subconsciously not even try with the objectively hotter option because they don't think they can get someone like that.
They delude themselves into preferring the less attractive option.

Also never has it been implied in the game that Fio is less hotter than Eri, they're both smoking hot.

>>725347379 (OP)
More things to remove = more play time.

>>725359235
The glasses stay on.

>>725347379 (OP)
>Everyone
I don't. Eri is a cool bomb expert raised in Japan, her green outfit looks cooler than Fio's beige and she chews gum. Her being blonde is nice but I think it's a case of cute vs cool here, both have more of one than the other

>>725354495
made for BWC

>>725360321
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>725347379 (OP)
I pick only Marco or Tarma, because I'm not a tranny.

>>725360857
>You want to look at a cute girl? Well, you're going to cut your dick off
You sound like an even bigger faggot

>>725347379 (OP)
Why do we play the bad guys again?

>>725361903
A fellow RebelGOD in the wild? In this day and age?
Just for that I'll share the drive with all the Metal Slug Attack illustrations and resources
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MGha-gfU1mWPYL2Q879b-TuBLmpdeVTg

>>725358728
The game always had an anime artstyle. The funky weird portraits are only for the character select.

>>725354495
I'd lick that asshole

>>725347379 (OP)
Exposed midriff

RAWKET
LAWNCHAIR

>>725360857
wat

>>725347379 (OP)
>Why?
>Why would someone pick the cute and shy woman and not the hot bimbo that would cuck you right after the first date?
It really beats me why someone would do this

I just like glasses girls.

>>725347379 (OP)
Shorts windows

>>725347379 (OP)
I always picked Fio because I loved caps as a kid and wore them everywhere. She was representation

>>725347379 (OP)
We can't all be Eri chads.

>>725363481
Eri would never do this

>>725363481
She's not shy, just a dork.

>>725363481
Eri is not a bimbo, Fio is not shy and both of them are hot. I don't know what kind of logic you're running on that makes you look at an anime girl from an almost 30 year old game and say "Yeah, she'd cuck me"

Eri is Japanese ie. A fake blonde

10/10 design

>>725364670
She was found as a mysterious orphan in Japan when she was a baby, she was just raised there but for all we know she's very likely a real blonde. Know your lore

>>725360321
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>725347379 (OP)
Italians girls are innately sexual.

>>725347615
>spoiler
Yeah, that sold me on her too, even though I prefer brunettes.

she looked younger and you were a child

What's next for Metal Slug? The roguelite tactics game was pretty fun, albeit buggy as fuck and lacking some variety.

>>725365668
They could start by releasing that game on phones.

>>725365668
Same treatment as that new Ghost'n goblins game.

>>725365668
They've ventured a lot with the mobile games for smartphones but only Defense, Attack and Awakening have been successful and Attack was shit for half its life while Awakening is just plain chinkshit. Attack was rereleased as a standalone game but it's an unbalanced grindfest with a dead online that somehow managed to make everything worse than the mobile gacha it's based on, it's not even good if you want to experience the worldbuilding and story MSA introduced because more than half of it was in events rather than Another story so we can assume all that is dead in the water too.
MS8 is nowhere in sight, I hoped the arabs would make a new entry right away but I guess not. I still hold out hope for it despite the grim odds

>>725365668
AI pixel art

>>725365668
Isometric RTS.

>>725347379 (OP)
as a kid I always preferred Eri, and kinda disliked Fio.
now that I'm older I've grown to like Fio but I still prefer Eri, both are cute tho

>>725360857
Is this the famed indian oven?

>>725347379 (OP)
navel erotic

>>725362308
I for one despize all the OCs they added

>>725369128
I liked a lot of them because they added more depth to the world even if it ended up looking like a shitty fanfic near the end. The Ptolemaic army's OG trio (Dragunov, Yoshino and Caroline) were my favorite and all the plot around them having the whole faction having its own inner rebellions due to conflicts of interest was pretty interesting. A lot of the OCs were nothingburgers that only appeared a couple of times and others were downright insufferable (Fuck you Abigail) but the good ones were very good

>>725347379 (OP)
Fio is hot too.

>>725369712
I like the designs but I honestly couldn't imagine them ever being in a real Metal Slug game.

>>725347379 (OP)
I love both though. Too bad neither will love me...

>>725354652
So brown is just non-albino?

It's funny how most art of Eri try to make her this super serious and no-nonsense soldier and yet when she wins in the game happily jumps up and down like a little girl.
In contrast to Fio who instead just takes a deep breath and does a tired peace sign.

>>725372739
>Eri is serious and no-nonsense when facing danger and lets her cheery, more feminine side out for a little moment when she knows she's safe
>Fio is dorky and kind of clumsy despite being just as competent as Eri and takes a moment to catch her breath and calm her nerves after overcoming a big obstacle
It checks out

I know this is not a vidya thread but is metal slug tactics any good?

>>725347379 (OP)
because Fio is cute!!

>>725373317
It's okay.

>>725373317
>I know this is not a vidya thread
Believe it or not this is a rare Metal Slug thread
>is metal slug tactics any good?
Yeah, it's an enjoyable experience, I'm not an strategy enthusiast so I can't say much beyond that. The sprite art looks quite nice too, not as good as the original games but it's something

>>725347379 (OP)
Hehe :3

Always wanted a simulator with all the game units fighting it out. Reloaded has the bones of potential greatness, shame they probably had a budget of $10,000 dollars and 3 packs of ramen to make it.

Just need MSD / MSA with modding tools and it'd be golden.

I wonder how many people have bothered to get Super Devil in the console ports of 1, 2 and X; in the JP only PS2 release of 6 and in 7/XX. It's a shame 3, 4 and 5 never had one and they never bothered to even include any of the exclusive schools in the steam releases

>>725376406
i only did it in X for margaret

>>725375315
Victory smooches after every successful operation!

>>725376402
>shame they probably had a budget of $10,000 dollars and 3 packs of ramen to make it.
I'd argue they had even less than that because they didn't even port everything the mobile game had, neither for story nor units. The online was the wild west on release like in the old gacha days and this never got fixed so when the game was alive you'd be facing hackers every other match, not to mention it got a very defined meta early on so if you wanted to rank with anything that wasn't the popular big dick deck you could just forget about it. I'm specially butthurt because of this since the Rebels went from being having one of the strongest faction decks around to one of the weakest, hell faction decks in general suck now that the meta is mixed.
The singleplayer is a grindfest and a lot of the later levels are flatout unfair and you need RNG on your side for your starting unit to not get paralyzed and die in the first hit while the bajillion CPU units that spawn from second 1 rape your base.
Another problem, which is more personal, is that they didn't include guilds at all. Doing shit with your guild was one of the most fun aspects of early MSA and here it wasn't present at all.
The game's population took a dive months after release because of this and now the game is pretty dead. They hyped up the first free update near the end of last year and it changed the meta slightly (more in favor of aliens now) but the story was the same in the end, and after so long without another update it feels like the first one was also the last.
>Just need MSD / MSA with modding tools and it'd be golden.
This would be the ideal. Around the time MSA ended its service I took notice of some gooks trying to set up an experimental private server for MSA but I don't think that ever went anywhere

>>725373262
Tomboys are a Kyute! Kyute I say! @_@;

>*crack*
>*sips*
now THAT'S how you port a game

>>725376515
I like Margaret the most too and I'm actually going to start attempting Super Devil in X too. I did MS1 because it's not only the easiest but it's also my favorite for its more grounded setting and premise.
Also, I think it's interesting they already had a modern illustration for Margaret but they ended up using her old combat school sprite for MSD's online. I guess they did it because old Margaret was animated already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUX5aLNrP_A

>>725378106
With loading times after every screen?

>>725378106
It's alright. I would've preferred they ported the neo geo releases for 1, 2 and X and the JP PS2 version for 6 rather than 1-5 being straight arcade ports but I won't complain, it's a solid collection. PC collection did the same for computers but they don't officially sell it anymore so there's no way to play MS6 on PC through official means anymore, another win for emulation and piracy

>>725347379 (OP)
Not me. Eri FOR LIFE

>>725378648
Wanted to link the internet archive upload of this but apparently it doesn't have the .iso anymore?
https://archive.org/details/rld-mslc
So here's a reupload of my own copy of it. Just mount the .iso, install the game then apply the crack that comes inside. It's far from the optimal experience but it's cool to have I guess
https://www.mediafire.com/file/vo1gn944igt0a6y/rld-mslc.iso/file

>>725379646
Also have this prepatched red blood hack for PSX MSX
https://www.mediafire.com/file/8hn3bzgmg8x9gwm/Metal_Slug_X_-_Red_Blood_%2528Hack_v1.0%2529.zip/file

breed

>>725347379 (OP)
Her design turns me feral. I think it's the shorts with exposed navel, cap and glasses combo.

>>725347379 (OP)
>>725347725
It's the quintessence of midwit NPC normalfaggotry to think that glasses = nerd and it's just plain dogshit taste to think that blondes are hotter than redheads.

glasses are a sex multiplier

>>725381197
>I think it's the shorts with exposed navel, cap and glasses combo.
This

I always pick Fio because because I love cute glasses girls.

>>725383810
Pretty witchy

>>725358728
>Fio looked like she was drunk
and thats why I always picked her

>>725381903
>>725383023
>>725384793
Cuties.

>>725347379 (OP)
Don't care, Fio makes me feel gooooood

I'll make a platoon with her.

>>725386051
One time I read a guy proposing the selection screen in the first 3 games is Rebel propaganda and that's why they look very cartoonish, exaggerated and overdetailed. I'd like to think that's how it is and it's a shame the selection screen got more conventional after 4
>>725386081
They are

>>725365668
Dotemu will make a legacy sequel that will look a bit ugly and feel like a remix of the first 3 games. It'll offer nothing new and won't feel right when you play it. Reviewers and people who played the series once or twice will say it's great.

>>725387665
>Dotemu will make a legacy sequel that will look a bit ugly and feel like a remix of the first 3 games. It'll offer nothing new and won't feel right when you play it.
So they'll finally port Metal Slug 4?

>>725386586
DOBBED

>>725369128
>>725369128
This. So much. If it's not in the arcade games, who gives a shit.

>>725388979
Exposed tummy = good. I don't make the rules

I played Defense with cheats to be able to buy everything and it was fun playing with a broken all-stars team.

>>725388979
Me. The spritework was top quality and they kept pumping brand new shit every other week

>>725389473
>pumping brand new shit every other week
>YOOOOO IT'S GENERIC ANIME GIRL #3456!!! YAASSS TAKE ALL MY MONEY MY GACHA LORDS!!!!

>>725389449
I did so too. It's a shame I was a poorfag as a kid so I never had a smartphone to play Defense with, by the time I got one it was long dead and had to make do with Attack. SNK is sitting in a goldmine here with a game based on over the top sprite battles but the saudis would rather make a bad PC port of a gacha and abandon it after less than a year

>>725389646
I'm talking about the sprite quality, which was really good, anime girl or not (a lot were new mechs, weapons and monsters too so it wasn't just "new anime girl" despite looking like it. It had a lot of heart behind it

>>725347379 (OP)
Fio is for weebs who don't actual like the games. Eri is for true Metal Slug GODS.

>>725389473
>The spritework was top quality

You've got to be kidding me. You have low fucking standards my dude.

>>725390093
That still doesn't hold a candle to classic Metal Slug.

>>725390372
>>725390667
I don't think anything after the original trilogy can hold a candle to it. I meant to quality compared to the things around at the time it was active not compared to the original games of all things

>>725389473
>As long as it looks like a sprite, I love slop!

>>725359462
So fucking true king!

>>725390945
Let's hope Akio can deliver again on Black Finger Jet.

>>725391754
You now remember Aqua Ippan
https://division6.itch.io/aqua-ippan

>>725347379 (OP)
hot blonde's sprite made her look like a man

>>725392118
if you're retarded

>>725390951
It's the little details that make SNK the best

>>725391754
>uses Aseprite
mah nigga

>>725390951
Have we ever seen their canon black panties

>>725392732
Only from the side angles, never totally short-less. Some art makes it wide enough to look like a second layer of shorts even.

>>725392931
Others are more brazen. Though some may also consider them something like bloomers I guess?

>>725389242
A g r e e .
More midriffs please.

>>725392931
Maybe they're like spats

>>725393134
Highly midriffpilled series

Always loved the navel peek here

>>725392931
>>725393067
God I love cute Japanese and Italian women

i don't give 10 fucking shits about attainability
i'm jacking off to them, not looking them up on the yellow pages to go and try to marry them irl ffs

>>725390951
Was just checking the concept art in the PSX version of MSX

https://game.snk-corp.co.jp/official/ms_gallery/
Official art gallery from the 20th anniversary a couple of years ago. I thought it was supposed to be a limited time thing but it's still there

>>725395923
What is he reading?

>>725396739
A reminder that it's been 16 years without a new mainline Metal slug, more than the time that passed between the release of 1 and XX (1996-2009)

>>725395923
nice

>>725398421
>手りゅう弾
>not 手榴弾
lol he couldn't remember how to write the kanji.

>>725398820
Not even japs can jap

>>725367049
Same but with the characters reversed.

>>725347379 (OP)
>everyone
Speak for yourself.

>>725399319
It's true. I've seen it happen firsthand. A coworker wasn't sure how to write 尖っている.

>>725400193
>Prefer Marco on the dudes and Eri on the gals
What does this make me?

>>725384793
wats da ayyylmao doing to their navels

>>725360857
Imagine the smell when you open that cow.

Text on the left
>下着ではなくって ブルマーみたいなもの
(cannot recognize the last kanji)

Text on the right
>パンツのヨコん所 空いてます。

>>725390951
Not panties according to the text on >>725395116

>>725379646
>https://archive.org/details/rld-mslc
Thank you kind anon

>>725354495
Does she come with the entire Italian mafia trying to kill you?

>>725400598
thats me making them carry my babies

>>725347379 (OP)
>nerd
>wears clothing with panties visible

>>725347379 (OP)
I like both.

>>725386670
>signing AIsloppa
Cringe

>>725403869
Who is the futa?

>>725403869
God bless AI

>>725403914
>Deviantart link
Some things never change

>>725403869
>AIfag
>yurifag
That's a pretty subhuman combo.

>>725403869
Maybe AI isn't so bad....

WERE GOING TO SNAIL STAGE

>>725347379 (OP)
I couldn't tell the girls were girls in their portraits in these games

>>725347379 (OP)
as a kid i always picked tarma because he had cool sunglasses

>>725406425
This guy fucks

>>725347379 (OP)
For me, it's Leona

>>725347379 (OP)
fio has a funny portrait
>>725347725
daphne looks vapid and superficial

megane = kawaii

>>725360857
God dammit i haven't seen this in like a decade

>>725347379 (OP)
Cute nerd = wife material
Hot n sexy = hooker material
It really do be that simple

>>725347379 (OP)
I always played Tarma.

>>725354495
>boots turn into blobs when she turns around
AI if she sloppa

>>725347379 (OP)
A military trained redhead with glasses AND big boobs.
Nobody picks Eri because her boobs are small and she gets angry all the time, because her boobs are small.

Shame the recent figures didn't give fio and eri their goofy faces

>>725360857
what's the purpose of doing something like this

>>725408227
Small boobs are nice, fuck you

>>725347725
No. This has been studied for decades. Many people are subconsciously more attracted to introverts, because they are statistically far less likely to cheat. Like it's not even remotely close compared to extroverts. As a result, traits that indicate someone may be an introvert become more attractive.

What about Trevor and Nadia?

>>725408257
Nah they are way better with out that goofy shit. I hope Tunshi makes more cute metal slug female figures

>>725360857
>>725408407
its a veterinarian thing

>>725408894
>Nadia
Yes

>>725409252
They should have gotten both. Marco and Tarma got their regular funny faces but they're so obsessed with making sure the girls look cute it takes some character out of the figures.

>>725392050
They nailed the style of the first game, i don't envy the task of making stages with that baroque level of detail

>>725396739
I always assumed he was reading what to do in case of a tank assault.

What's the best Metal Slug game?

>>725403869
Why the fuck haven't we gotten a Metal Slug anime yet with Marco Rossi and Co. getting into Lupin the 3rd-esque adventures?

>>725409725
If they wanted to make a goofy head version then ok. But I'm not buying the non cute girl versions if they make them

>>725410261
1. All sequels have obvious quartermuncher parts.

>>725410320
And that's why they didn't do it. They should have included both also the fio face isn't cute. It really doesn't match with the other 3.

>>725410310
Because this world is lame and gay

>>725410948
Well I get it for some people it's a deal breaker.
I can understand why, they should have had more than one face option. Especially with all the accessories they threw in they could have left one off and taken the money to make those options for the people that wanted them.
But I am a coomer toy collector so they are perfect for me especially with the nude buck bodies they sold as well.

>>725411231
Don't get me wrong i still want them and would get them if i had the money but making fio look a little funny would take me from like to love.

>>725405942
AI's good for anons who dream.

Morden did nothing wrong

>>725411817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlE

>>725410261
3 : it's extremely varied. The only problem is that it has so much content it might feel too long (especially the part in space), making 1cc almost impossible.

>>725411817
>Marco
>Emi
>___
>Fio
>Nadia

Metal Slug 1, 2, X and 3 are genuinely some of the best games ever made and a must play for anyone who even remotely enjoys videogames, specially 1

>>725417696
>___
Bad hair day Leona

>>725417696
Leona ftom King of Fighters.

>>725410826
Agreed, it's the only one that I can swear has zero bullshit. It's also the most grounded and the only game that treats the main conflict completely seriously beyond the cartoony bits (dozens of dead soldier bodies scattered around the levels in the credits, that iconic girl mourning a dead soldier before the bridge in level 2 also in the credits). Also was the one that set up the whole motivation around the Regular vs Rebel conflict which wasn't expanded much afterwards but was always referenced. It's not like I want the other games to be serious business or dislike them being completely over the top sci-fi either, I simply prefer the OG's setting and charm.

I remember reading somewhere that japanese arcades were required by law to host at least one metal slug cabinet, was that complete bullshit or was there some sort of lobbying done?

>>725347379 (OP)
I can date Fio
I can't date Eri(You can in one of the obscure japan only java games but finding them is so fucking hard that I'm not going to look for it.)
Obviously I'll pick Fio.

>>725404006
My vote goes to the blonde.

>>725347379 (OP)
I played Fio before I knew she was a girl. I just though she was a cool chill guy in a hat

>>725347379 (OP)
Fio has the bigger ballistics, you know?

>>725349008
Notice how anti-white posters never give an alternative it's always just "white thing bad less white thing please"

>>725354652
Most of those are not brown people retard

Not a single picture of the girls getting melted yet I'm impressed.

>>725396739
The Lusty Martian Maid

>>725407808
No way this is AI

For me, it's Evil Fio.

>>725347379 (OP)
She has more ammo on special weapons. Eri may have more grenades, but 100 more HEAVY MACHINE GUN rounds are better. Also, she's cuter

>>725428019
close
>>725386586

>>725429625
I prefer them naked not exploded into plants.

>>725347379 (OP)
speedrunning through 7 i chose eri for grenade spam on bosses, it was omega broken.
i only ever picked fio for extra ammo on stages with homing rockets or lasers because laser was hella strong against aliens and it was super comfy. i think they were good against the zombies but i don't remember if that was actually on that stage or not.
marco's pistol was incredibly strong but jesus christ i got tired of spamming.
and turret locking was only marginally powerful, i couldn't really find a good place for that other than the bootcamp missions.
RALF machine gun punches kinda blew my ears out but was so fucking fun, and clark throws were only good for high scores.

>>725349008
this, only brownies are obsessed with blondes

>>725429436
>Eri may have more grenades
For me it's the directional throwing, being able to throw nearly straight up is incredibly useful for extra height when it's needed for a quick ass save.

>>725347379 (OP)
blonde bad
jew good

>>725422405
same

Nerd with glasses was just as hot, but cuter.
No brainer choice, really

>>725411817
ikari team was a fun crossover idea, they fit the vibe well

>>725408257
>Tarma STILL looks cool

Fio my beloved

>>725400193
nigger
the blonde girl goes with the blonde dude
the brunnete girl goes with the brunnete dude

>>725428541
No way; this is AI

>>725354495
>>725407808
>>725428541
The typical "filter" it has over the entire video, as well as a single glance at her shorts is a dead giveaway.

>>725347379 (OP)
i dont know why is metalslugposting rising in v but i like it

>>725354652
most of them are white

>>725347379 (OP)
I want a quiet woman. You have no idea how much even the quiet ones can talk, having to deal with the verbal diarrhea of the more extroverted ones leads to psychosis

>>725408726
This is retarded. The most introverted, quiet girl I knew was the biggest slut that I knew and couldn't be faithful to any man. She was extremely attractive and had a bodycount of 20-something before she turned 21.
Best sex I will probably ever have

>>725388979
So he's valid ?

test

>>725441275
Did it work?

>>725410261
X

>>725439879
>>725442192
>>725443524
keep the slop in your designated, mod protected off topic shitheap, thank you

>>725347725
Velma is hotter than Daphne though. And thiccer.

>>725359075
Girls that try too hard to be hot have the opposite effect for me

I like the more understated, realistic, option :)

>>725347379 (OP)
For me it's Leona

>>725347379 (OP)
Fio is a nerd and sexier than Eri, simple as.

>thread still going
This thread is blessed

>>725419231
I was watching GCCX last year and I noticed almost every arcade had a Metal Slug machine in the background, even the smallest ones. This would make a lot of sense, wish there was a source for it

>>725390667
all this time and just now i realize that is the wreckage of the third boss from the second game in top of that giant crab

>>725347725
>the more approachable girl becomes more desirable
If that one gets all the attention then the "unapproachable" girl gets lonely and she becomes more approachable. Now's my fucking chance.

>>725347379 (OP)
I think the answer is as simple as "cute girl" having a wider appeal than any other option, including sexy blondes.

>>725446809
just checked and its not :'(

>>725347725
The biggest cope of the last decade

Fio is from a rich Family, which makes Eri more approachable

>>725409725
I think we should've gotten handsome faces for Marco and Tarma too.

>>725399968
Need to hug.

>>725448171
She would hate that.

>>725359462
https://exhentai.org/g/122905/7f6f94a4b4/

>>725440835
yeah

did capcom ever comment on metal slug attack?

Glasses suck but at least she isn't wearing them in her sprite

>>725388979
What about MS Tactics?

>>725448395
You got more MSA story bit screenshots?

>>725449009
Also shit because they inserted one of MSA's shitty OCs into it.

>>725449962
Which one? Alice?

>>725347379 (OP)
Never sold your soul to the sandniggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnY1EGFx4jY

>STILL the best game in the series
why could it never be topped bros?

>>725450618
It was topped before it even existed

>>725411817
Leona with a loose hair is a rare beautiful sight now that she is open to be a loony moron.

>>725429905
>only browns like white people
why do they always say this?

>>725453181
>>725455663
MSA was just an excuse for the artist to put his fetishes in the game.

>>725349008
>something extremely rare is generic for some reason
Based subverting jew subhuman, black hair, eyes and skin are the least generic you can get!

>>725457210
>extremely rare
nigger they're not albinos. you know exactly what anon meant

Not even the once every million years MS thread is free from idpol

Why does Fio look so cute in fan art but in game and official renditions she looks like a fucking goblin

>>725458764
The hideous goblin in question:

>>725458764
Wrong.

>>725457535
What percentage of the world population is blond, Mr. kike? Let me guess, the only thing more generic than a blonde, is a ginger?
Put a bullet through your brain.

>>725459858
Lasterk?

>>725347379 (OP)
because she looks like she's sweatier and stinkier

>>725440835
He's more valid than everything shat out from Attack/Defense.

>>725460584
Bro, it's a warzone. All of them are sweaty and stinky.

Marco > Fio > Tarma > Eri
They're all great though

>>725460625
eri tummy erotic

>>725347379 (OP)
because fio a qt

>>725408257
he can't be stopped

>>725347379 (OP)
i legit thought it was a dude from the character select

>>725460128
Apparently media is a 1:1 replication of the world mr. inverted pp.
Go and suck American culture fat cock and leave thinking for someone else.

Men only want one thing

Three-way Sex with Fio and Eri.

does fio even have any good hentai?

>>725465638
Not an ugly 3D hoe that's for sure

>>725465638
>>725465653
A story in two posts.

>>725466175
Eribros...

Metal Slug 6 and 7 are over hated.

>>725466598
Nah, 6 is hated just enough.
>Oh you want to play the final level? Okay, here's only half the ammo for all your weapons.

>>725466598
I don't hate them, i just think everything after 3 is garbage.

>>725468151
That sounds like hate

Why did they never fix MS2? I get MSX is supposed to be the replacement but having the old narrator and only MS1 weapons is interesting to play, what's not interesting is having to deal with the lag, like goddamn I'm playing a turbo hack that reduces it and it's still pretty obnoxious

good bread

>>725470590
No, i would hate them if i was forced to play them, if they permeated every aspect of my life, instead i just recognize they are the lowest lows of the franchise and stay as far away as i can. 5 is the least garbage but still you'd have to pay me to play it, that's the only praise i can spare .

>>725347379 (OP)
Contrarianism.
Same with Daphne vs Vilma.
They are all good girls though

>>725472240
>Any post-3 MS over 4

>>725471262
>Why did they never fix MS2? I get MSX is supposed to be the replacement
That's your answer, it was like the Turbo version of Street Fighter 2 but with added bosses (Iron Nokana returning and The Keesi now as a mid boss) to entice players to play it.

Last time I played Metal Slug I was 12 years old, so I choose blonde Chad

>>725376406
>もはや閣下は記録を
>お極めになってしまわれました。
>こんなデータをご覧になっても
>閣下にとってお暇つぶしにも
>なりませんわ。
I thought she was trash-talking anon at first and then I typed it all out. I don't know how people manage to read in hiragana only.

Because glasses are hotter

>>725383810
the only correct post

>>725446809
Doesn't look like Dragon Nosuke to me

>>725473194
That makes sense in the years near the release but they've rereleased he mainline games to almost every modern console and PC and they never bothered to make it not run like ass in the new devices. It's easier to just put the old ass rom in there with an official emulator I guess

>>725407808
Since when does AI draws dirt reflections in the mirror?

>>725475807
if enough tiktok girls upload videos of themselves in front of dirty mirrors, statistically, ai will start generating a facsimile of dirt spots on mirrors in its own videos

>>725347725
Eri is unironically more approachable than fio. One's a tomboy and the other a princess who joined the army because it seemed fun.

>>725478351
How would former model with weight issues Nadia rank in the approachability order?

>>725478351
>a princess who joined the army because it seemed fun.
No, it's her father who insists her to be part of the army, since it is family tradition formthe Germis.
You don't even know the Metal Lore

>>725381101
strange but welcome crossover

>>725478351
>joined the army because it seemed fun.
That's Nadia.
Fio joined because of Nepotism. And she actually takes it seriously despite looking like a dork.

>>725480774
Didn't she join to lose weight and stay because it was fun? It's almost the same but her gluttony is important to her character

>>725347379 (OP)
I cannot fathom how normies got brainwashed into thinking glasses are ugly. I get that it came from hollywood movies with glasses being associated with nerds and thus lame but could that have actually psyopped a developing generation or two?
Like come on. Glasses are borderline fetishware. I don't even have a thing for glasses girls and can acknowledge that they're basically pantyhose for your face.

>>725440683
No introvert on the fucking planet has sex with 20 different people.

>>725408726
The more I read about extroverts the more their entire personality just sounds like loud narcissism.

>>725407808
>>725438338
This and the shoelace physics give it away.

>>725347725
>falling for the quiet nerd girl meme
>he unironically believes that a girl looking like a dork means she isn't a slut

>>725481392
No male ones maybe

>>725347379 (OP)
Because a cute tomboy.

bump does fio have good hentai

>>725484092
She's not much of a tomboy aside of being physically capable

>>725484092
So... Eri?

>>725481983
I only "ironically" believe it. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

>>725484415
Her dad wanted a son so he raised her to be boyish. She's into sports and wanted to be a sports doctor.
>>725484545
Eri also a cute. I would be glad with either.

>>725347379 (OP)
Glasses equals peak

>>725347725
Daphne >>> Velma
Fred knows. I know it. You know it.

>>725485596
Fred is a dumbass and so are you.

For me it's Eri and leona

>>725485596
Fred is a cuck, the dog got more pussy than any of them

>>725485872
Eri>Nadia>Leona>Fio for me

>>725347725
>>725347379 (OP)
>>725349008

Guys who want to signal themselves as these male feminist nice guys like this while at the same time being incredibly hateful and slutshaming

Because of propaganda telling people they shouldn't like blonde characters.

>>725410948
I'm annoyed the figures for Eri and Fio look more like Korean dolls than how they appear in most official art. But I'm glad they exist.

>>725481392
>introverts are known for refusing advances for sex
HAHAHAHA

>>725349008
>>725347725

>>725481392
There are. They just wouldn't brag about it. Not voluntarily anyway - see >>725481471.

>>725481392
Having sex as an introvert with an active partner would make you a herbivore not a carnivore.

>>725488351
What makes me the most disgusted by introverts is that they're violent and hate filled creatures at the same time.

>>725349008
Hello Dobson

>>725488493
Maybe you shouldn't make yourself a target for hatred and violence and then cry when you get what you deserve

>>725488493
>What makes me the most disgusted by introverts is that they're violent and hate filled creatures at the same time.
What? Most just keep to themselves. What are you talking about?

>>725488493
Society made them that way, 5 people within their vicinity through growing up they interacted with the most are the reason they are that way.

>>725488640
The internet proved that these incel and femcel nerds are unironically evil people. You wish death on someone just for having fucking friends or smiling at you.

>>725480862
>Didn't she join to lose weight and stay because it was fun?
No, her family comes from a lineage of soldiers and she's the only child of a high ranking regular army officer, so she's stuck doing the tradition thing.

>>725488789
I was talking about Nadia

>>725488757
>The internet proved that these incel and femcel nerds are unironically evil people
My guy, not all introverts are incels and females. Plenty get laid and have relationships. They again, like to keep to themselves majority of the time. They can socialize but not to rhe extent extroverts can. Small doses and it's back to having your alone time. That's it.

>>725475780
>It's easier to just put the old ass rom in there with an official emulator I guess
It boils down to that really, the only time I've seen anyone tamper with an old game is the TMNT arcade game in the cowabunga collection, they changed the intro song with the same song but new singers, i have no idea why but most likely they had to do it to not pay royalties to the original artists.

>>725488853
Oh, yeah you're right.

Uh oh the incel nice guy tricks aren't working anymore

>>725489260
This is a Metal Slug thread, mister

I also want model kits of the metal slugs

Why so cute?

>>725478770
>>725489361
>used to be in the entertainment business
You don't want her. But she's probably easy to get, just look at her, she unironically thinks she was so fat that she could only fix her weight issues by joining the fucking army.

>>725440683
I think the takeaway here is the introverted girl you're referring to isnt actually introverted.

She comes across as shy as inward, maybe she finds that easier to cope with, but her actual core personality craves attention and social interaction (In her case, dick).

So shes an introverted extrovert.

The opposite, an extroverted introvert, is the type of person who loves going to speak to other people about his niche hyperfixation, but finds the idea of going out in a group in public exhausting and would rather sit in discord talking to others for hours about it.
They crave solitude and find socialising tiring, but they still want to get out there and share their thing

>ctrl+f "chaplin disease"
>0 results

>>725489643
She was a model, those require you to be stick thin and if we take into account how much she likes to eat she was probably reaching BBW weight real quick, like WO-HO, BIG! kind of fat
>she could only fix her weight issues by joining the fucking army.
Also definitely a dummy

>>725347379 (OP)
We always love glasses girls here.

>>725489849
???

no need to fite

>SNK fans when asked if they actually play their games
LMAO

>>725491836
Who hasn't played these games? Even the longest game takes less than an hour to beat.

>>725492020
SNKfags, like Ninja Gaiden fags, do not play their games
This entire thread has ZERO 1ccs

>>725492448
>ackshully you DIDN'T beat the game if you didn't do an autistic challenge run
Kill yourself. Arcade games are literally designed to take multiple tries.

>>725491836
>>725376406

>>725492556
>Autistic challenge run
I got a no Death run in MS1 in less than 30 hours, you don't have to dedicate much time to it

>>725492556
>1cc is an autistic challenge
When did /v/ get so fucking retarded

>>725492556
If you creditfed through the games once when you were 12 and never touched them again you did not beat them, correct

>>725489849
Lmao

What's the best way to play these games with the least amount of slowdown? Do the PSX versions remove it?

>>725481210
Glasses aren't ugly. It's just a narrative that exists so men can pat themselves on the back for being so nice, play the not like the other guys act, while at the end of the day still going USED GOODS FUCKS DOGS and so on

>>725494037
The PSX versions introduce loading screens between sections so I doubt you'd want that, the Neo Geo CD versions too. I didn't have much trouble playing them in the collections but they're just the arcade versions in the end anyway. MS2 will always have crippling lag no matter the version or hack; MS6, 7 and XX won't because they aren't arcade games, they were made for consoles out of the bat

>>725494037
I think the best way might be emulating the arcade versions with speedup hacks.
PSX version has tons of missing animation frames.
The Steam ports are mostly fine, but they have some weird sound glitches.
PS2 Anthology has loading screens, and a bit of input lag if I remembering right.

>>725494037
Oh yeah and I forgot to say, I recommend you play the PSX/Neo Geo releases of 1, 2 and X and the standalone PS2 version of 6 anyway because they have Combat school and that's great fun if you want to tryhard the game

>>725495439
>>725495760
>>725495773
Thanks Anons, I will look into those speedup hacks

Anyone remember this shit? It's kind of a shame that it's stuck on the PS1 version with the worse animation and they never ported it to anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAEaVWnilX0

>>725495773
Neo Geo CD*
The Neo Geo port is just a regular 1:1 arcade port

>>725460625
Why does pachinko get the best art? It's not fair.

>>725497338
Pachinko and other similar gambling machines are essentially jingling keys at it's most extreme, so it NEEDS to look good. Looking bad is not an option.

Fio with glasses off, please.

>>725496137
Same deal with the first game. Not even the Neo Geo CD is as complete as the PSX version for some godforsaken reason, they've ported this shit dozens of times but no "Ultimate edition" of anything, just the arcade roms repackaged and sold ad nauseum

>>725499273
Eri with glasses

>>725492556
/v/irgins are never beating the allegations

>>725495439
I was mistaken here, the PSX ports have less slowdowns but loading screens inbetween sections of the stage while the Neo Geo CD port has no loading screens but slows down a lot more
https://22chan.org/UserMedia/uploads/compare.webm

metaru suragu

I have never played as Fio or Eri, Marco is alright, now Tarma, he's my nigga

>>725434614
There should be a game where they get their shorts melted off but don't die from it.

>>725502871
They'd have to do it for the guys too. Is that really a sacrifice you're willing to make?

>>725347379 (OP)
no one knows

>>725503646
>>725492628
Super Devil requires a no death run, dumbass

I still wonder how many sickos this game managed to awaken from the death animations

>>725503646
I used to be able to get down to a 4-5 cc I think on MS 1, 2, and 4 and/or 5, I can't remember.

The bigest nerd of the group is Marco.
So he is the easiest approachable

>>725389242
this has been scientifically proven

>>725481392
The majority of anons are introverted and I bet every single one of them would fuck 20 different people if the opportunity presented itself and women actually approached men with the same fervor that men approach women

>>725376406
Was going through MS1 again and damn, I beat my old score by 9 seconds and I didn't even play the best I could

>>725507406
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>725510335
Looks like someone letting methane out of a cow's GI tract.

>>725510335
cows can have too much methane in their stomachs, so farmers sometimes have to extract it

>>725349008
This is literally racism.

>>725349008
Nah

.