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>Your age
>What game you are currently playing
>Where you are on the norwood scale

>28
>Rayman 3 with controller support mod
>Norwood 2
Anonymous No.725356210 [Report] >>725356238 >>725356937 >>725358243 >>725358870 >>725361078 >>725361516
>>725356156 (OP)
How does this happen?
Anonymous No.725356214 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
37
Farthest Frontier
1
Anonymous No.725356236 [Report]
I'm 35 and somewhere between II and III. Pretty good for my age imo
Anonymous No.725356238 [Report]
>>725356210
radiation
Anonymous No.725356246 [Report]
>30
>Half Life 2 Deathmatch, there's still some good servers
>1
Anonymous No.725356249 [Report]
Remember to post your social security number, bros!
Anonymous No.725356293 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
Norwood IV looks cool
Anonymous No.725356309 [Report]
>25
>Quake/Balatro
>1
Anonymous No.725356576 [Report]
30
Ghost of Youtei
N1, my grandfather got thin hair due to few cancers he was fighting but there's no baldness in my family. Some skin issues though so it's not all good.
Anonymous No.725356596 [Report] >>725356620 >>725356691 >>725356887 >>725356960 >>725357128 >>725357464 >>725358237 >>725359935 >>725361493 >>725364205 >>725368137 >>725368247 >>725368394
>>725356156 (OP)
Do women even care about hairlines? I feel like this is the male version of how women are obsessed with caking their face in makeup to look pretty when in reality most men don't give a shit.
Anonymous No.725356620 [Report]
>>725356596
>BUT WHAT DO WOMEN THINK
Who cares?
Anonymous No.725356631 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
23, Banjo-Tooie randomizers
Anonymous No.725356691 [Report]
>>725356596
>Do women even care about hairlines?
Everyone does son
Anonymous No.725356746 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>29
>1
>VotV, took a break to do another run of Halo CE for the first time in years
Anonymous No.725356770 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
27
EU5
Norwood 2

It's over
Anonymous No.725356805 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
36
bf6
2 probably, just a little receding at temples
Anonymous No.725356836 [Report] >>725356928
45
2
ffxi
Anonymous No.725356872 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>Rayman 3
My nigga
Anonymous No.725356887 [Report] >>725357241 >>725357881
>>725356596
Yes, women care about hairlines. I work with nurses and they call a bad hairlines an “ick”
Anonymous No.725356921 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>30
>Age of empires 2
>II
Anonymous No.725356928 [Report]
>>725356836
You couldn’t even do it in the right order you fucking retard
Anonymous No.725356937 [Report] >>725358228 >>725358784 >>725359114 >>725362729
>>725356210
Too much testosterone.
Bald guys are, quite literally, the manliest of men.
Anonymous No.725356959 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
38
Thief: Gold. First time. First level was a pain whilst learning but then it clicked. Currently loving it
III. Maybe IIIA. Been shaving my head so long I can't remember/it might have thinned more
Anonymous No.725356960 [Report]
>>725356596
>I feel like this is the male version of how women are obsessed with caking their face in makeup to look pretty when in reality most men don't give a shit.
It is, but with the understanding that men do care, they just don't understand how much they care.
Anonymous No.725356965 [Report] >>725357003
>>725356156 (OP)
>28
>blender
>1
Anonymous No.725356968 [Report] >>725359298
I thought it was over for me when I reached Norwood 3 but it's been 8 years and it hasn't progressed further... Please god let it stay this way.
Anonymous No.725357003 [Report] >>725357159
>>725356965
aaaiiieee thread poster spotted
Anonymous No.725357052 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
31
Europa Universalis V
Lvl 2.5 because I got a big fucking head
Anonymous No.725357084 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>34
>majora's mask pc port
>III vertex

it's an okay feel
Anonymous No.725357128 [Report] >>725357194 >>725360117
>>725356596
Yes, they do. Western women's things about male exterior that matter, in order of importance:
1. Height. Needs to be at least 175cm/5'8"
2. Hair. They don't really care much about facial hair, as long as it doesn't look gross
3. Neat and tidy clothing. + If it looks expensive
4. Muscles. Muscular is a big +, doesn't really care about body fat percentage as long as it's not gross
Anonymous No.725357159 [Report]
>>725357003
Anonymous No.725357194 [Report] >>725357615
>>725357128
Why do you fucking retards always forget face? It's #0, if you don't have an attractive face, your muscles don't matter
Anonymous No.725357241 [Report]
>>725356887
nurses are also well known whores with mental health issues.

that aside, what women say and what they feel/do is not necessarily the same. I have dated two women for example who said smoking is a dealbreaker and I am a fairly heavy smoker.

basically, stop caring about what a hypothetical woman might think. tastes and interests vary as much as people do. unironically just be yourself and then it's just a question of meeting a girl that happens to like what you are.
Anonymous No.725357297 [Report] >>725357395 >>725359896
>>725356156 (OP)
I just realized all Dragon Ball characters are balding or bald
Vegeta serious case of norwood
Gohan NW2 like his father Goku
Krillin and Ten and Picolo Bald ...
and so on

Pic related Gokus norwood exposed when slick back trying to cover it
Anonymous No.725357307 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
32
Archolos
lll, still have them long
Anonymous No.725357318 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
36
Silkslop
III
Anonymous No.725357395 [Report]
>>725357297
SSJ3 Goku
Anonymous No.725357418 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>35
>Black Desert
>Norwood I
Anonymous No.725357464 [Report] >>725357573 >>725357663 >>725359974
>>725356596
yes. and men only care about it because women do. everything men do is to gain bitches, they even pursuit status and wealth to get women. when men give up on women they just sit at home and play videogames and mastrubate then cry themselves to sleep at night.
Anonymous No.725357527 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>31
>ZZZ
>Norwood 1
Anonymous No.725357573 [Report]
>>725357464
https://youtu.be/XOgfmdwj_UA?si=4CaeZcYBYjITMjkk&t=44
Anonymous No.725357615 [Report]
>>725357194
True, I forgot face. I however disagree about it being #0; it's between #2 and #3
Anonymous No.725357663 [Report] >>725357830
>>725357464
Yes,men are happier and more free without women.
Women make men sad slaves
Anonymous No.725357817 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
45, once upon a katamari, norwood 2.
Anonymous No.725357830 [Report]
>>725357663
This only works if you have giga autism otherwise you're a sad slave or a sad lonely man. Take your pick.
Anonymous No.725357881 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>37
>Borderlands 2
>Norwood I
>>725356887
I immediately disregard any opinion and the individual with said opinion who sincerely uses "ick" in any context
Anonymous No.725357887 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
30
fortnite zero build
1
Anonymous No.725357992 [Report] >>725358018 >>725358063 >>725360685
I see threads posted constantly on every board about going bald
what purpose could there be to this?
Anonymous No.725358000 [Report]
30
Bioshock 2
1 but I had diffuse thinning so went on finasteride a year ago and got my hair back to baseline
Anonymous No.725358018 [Report] >>725358095
>>725357992
Its an entertaining neutral popular topic
Anonymous No.725358063 [Report]
>>725357992
The age bracket that used 4chan a lot is getting older so a lot of guys are now balding
It's not rocket science
Anonymous No.725358095 [Report] >>725358139
>>725358018
what's entertaining about it? everyone posting in these threads always seems to endlessly whine about going bald or whatever
Anonymous No.725358138 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>32
>Baldurs Gate 3
>Norwood V
I want to kill myself
Anonymous No.725358139 [Report] >>725358184
>>725358095
I find the topic interesting
Lots of people feel the same way
Anonymous No.725358180 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
I met someone in uni who wore a hat for the entirety of the first year, I jokingly thought he's hiding his norwood, it was probably the worst case of norewood a 18 years old could get.
Anonymous No.725358184 [Report] >>725358350
>>725358139
this doesn't sound sincere
why can't you explain what's interesting about it?
Anonymous No.725358228 [Report] >>725359014
>>725356937
Anonymous No.725358232 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
36
kingdom hearts 3
1
Anonymous No.725358237 [Report] >>725358284
>>725356596
Yes but don't read into it too much what they say because they just look around what other women say they want and repeat that like they want a man who is nice and considerate and emotionally available and then they go date a piece of shit that abuses them.
Anonymous No.725358243 [Report] >>725358915
>>725356210
One of the variants of testosterone binding to an androgen receptor causes just enough inflammation that your immune cells go full retard and start seeing your hair follicles as foreign and attack. Xenophobia is baked into your very genes and is making you less attractive to women.
Anonymous No.725358284 [Report]
>>725358237
>and then they go date a piece of shit that abuses them.
And bald
And 80 IQ
And with a deformed face
And stinks
And dresses like shit
Women are a meme
Anonymous No.725358350 [Report]
>>725358184
Idk man everything around it
How it affects your vidya tastes,your life,random discussion,its just good man
Anonymous No.725358363 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>over 30
>intravenous ghost playthrough
>not on it
I personally think testosterone is a scam. Just jerk off 3+ times per day to keep it lower and sport the full head of luscious hair.
Anonymous No.725358561 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
33
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
II
Anonymous No.725358590 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>29
>work
>norwood 2
It's over.
Anonymous No.725358681 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
Have you ever see a massive bodybuilder with a full head of hair?
There is a steroid Deca or Nandrolone that makes you massive and replaces the hormone that makes you bald,DHT

Arnold obviously used Deca amongs other steroids.
Anonymous No.725358753 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>43
>EU5
>Norwood 2
Anonymous No.725358784 [Report]
>>725356937
They really are just better men
Anonymous No.725358792 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
39
Resonance Solstice
III vertex

Could be worse judging by the thread.
Anonymous No.725358870 [Report] >>725364291
>>725356210
High testosterone increases DHT levels, and if you're genetically sensitive to DHT, the hormone responsible for the growth of the penis, scrotum, and testicles, as well as body hair(for some reason) you’ll start balding.
There are three ways to avoid this.
Lower your testosterone and turn into tranny.
Use DHT blockers and cope with a barely functioning penis
kill yourself.
Anonymous No.725358915 [Report]
>>725358243
Why does it only attack the hair on your head though? Im going bald while im growing long nose hairs, ear hair and my ass looking like a wookie
Anonymous No.725359014 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
25
king's field 4
1

i also play league of legends

>>725358228
these sorts of men are actually extremely dangerous, expect psychopathic behavior from them if they feel truly endangered
imagine void from berserk
unironically
do not underestimate anybody
Anonymous No.725359027 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
30
nothing, mite load up fallout 2 on my steam deck
VI, had a full head of hair 5 yrs ago
Anonymous No.725359053 [Report] >>725359359
>>725356156 (OP)
>25
>Right now nothing
>I don't know. Probably around 1 or 2? I caught it relatively early on so I'm on fin. No min at the moment. I just want my hair down to my ass.
Anonymous No.725359092 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>Your age
A few years away from hitting 30
>What game you are currently playing
I am doing my Zenless Zone Zero chores, soon after I will launch Minecraft
>Where you are on the norwood scale
III
Anonymous No.725359104 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>24
>GW2
>NW4
I had such long blonde hair. It's hard to be white.
Anonymous No.725359114 [Report]
>>725356937
im almost 40 and still at N1
fap once per day and keep your hair.
Anonymous No.725359151 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
28
Need For Speed Carbon
Norwood 2
Anonymous No.725359247 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
does no one here have Norwood 0 (intact hairline)?
Anonymous No.725359250 [Report]
>43
>pic related
>III
Anonymous No.725359291 [Report]
i repressed being a tranny until norwood 3 hit and i realized i was going to keep getting manlier rather than just turning into an older version of my 20-something self
my best hope is being a hideous freak, but that beats the alternative. i really fucked up.
Anonymous No.725359298 [Report]
>>725356968
Same
I don't like that's it's gone back this far, but I have center parted hair with curtains, so it kind of covers it.
Are we gonna make it?
Anonymous No.725359357 [Report]
reminder that if you're a woman and you're not attracted to bald men, you are a pedophile
Anonymous No.725359359 [Report]
>>725359053
gonna wipe your ass with it?
Anonymous No.725359723 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>25
>Hell let loose
>2
Anonymous No.725359896 [Report]
>>725357297
>hardly a 2
>shaves it off
Anonymous No.725359935 [Report]
>>725356596
Almost everyone does, the difference in how people look at me now VS when I had a perfect hairline is staggering. Before I started balding I had no idea it was such a big deal. I guess its not the end of the world tho since I've always been somewhat of a loner.
Anonymous No.725359963 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
51, elden cringe, norwood 4
Anonymous No.725359974 [Report] >>725360247
>>725357464
Speak for yourself
Anonymous No.725360038 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
38
SaGa Scarlet Grace
1 or maybe a very mild 2. Hair is mostly the same as when I was 20 as far as I can tell. I have a mole at my hairline that I use to keep track of it.
Anonymous No.725360117 [Report]
>>725357128
3 and 4 are worthless retard bro
replace them with cock size and bone structure, especially facial one
Anonymous No.725360240 [Report]
bf6, 30, norwood 2 but only because of dutasteride, without it would probably be knocking the door of 5 or 6
Anonymous No.725360247 [Report] >>725361225
>>725359974
no one cares that youre gay
Anonymous No.725360326 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
27
Stalker soc
II
Anonymous No.725360478 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>39
>DQ9 emulated on my phone while working
>III
Anonymous No.725360685 [Report] >>725361217
>>725357992
Demoralization thread? Notice how the vast majority are 1 or 2, while (You) are a balding fuck.
Anonymous No.725360763 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>31
>Eastward
>VI but I shave
Anonymous No.725360941 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
32
Dominions 6
1
Anonymous No.725361078 [Report] >>725361282
>>725356210
80% of what's happening to your body as you age is pure genetic lottery.
Anonymous No.725361191 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>31
>Norwood II (since my early 20s, Slavic genes and all)
>EUV
Anonymous No.725361217 [Report]
>>725360685
most people aren't bald
Anonymous No.725361223 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
29, general thinning on the crown that started around 23. i can still rock a buzzcut
Anonymous No.725361225 [Report]
>>725360247
I'm not though. You just put too much value on women and what they have to say.
Anonymous No.725361272 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
27
Risk of rain 2
Norwan 3
Anonymous No.725361282 [Report]
>>725361078
cope
Anonymous No.725361396 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
34
Resident Evil 4 Remake
I, possibly a slight II, I'm not sure exactly but I'm pretty sure I'm still at I.
Anonymous No.725361443 [Report]
I'm at 3 but I finally got topcial finasteride 2 days ago (you need a prescription for fin in my country).
Anonymous No.725361452 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>35
>Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
>2
Anonymous No.725361493 [Report]
>>725356596
I run in to my current girlfriend's ex with her the other day. He looked so lacking in confidence I thought he was mentally unwell. Turns out it's because he's balding hard.
Anonymous No.725361516 [Report] >>725361641 >>725362069
>>725356210
The modern baldie cope is "I'm going bald because I have so MUCH testosterone in me ACKCHUALLY too much actually!!!" but the reality is low testosterone but it's more a genetics thing.
>Inb4 baldie cope
Anonymous No.725361624 [Report] >>725361784
>>725356156 (OP)
>37
>metapho re:fantazio (second playthrough)
>norwood 0 (not on the scale)
Anonymous No.725361641 [Report] >>725361806 >>725361980
>>725361516
If you are low test you don't go bald. You need at least average test levels for a man to produce enough DHT that can destroy your hair follicles.
Anonymous No.725361716 [Report] >>725361791 >>725362204 >>725362261 >>725363174
There is no reason to be bald in 2025. Fin microdosing can be setup for like $60 a year.
>Bbbbut muh dick
The effects on baseline testosterone is negligible at 0.5mg daily, yet the effects on DHT is the same at 0.5mg and 5mg. If your dick doesn't work you're taking too much fin
>Bbbbut it's hard to find!
They literally manufacture 1mg tablets with cut lines in them now. Taking 0.5mg of fin once a day will maintain your hair.
>Bbbbut I don't care about my balding!
Women care. Your friends care. Your employers care. You are instantly more approachable with hair than without. And even then, why wouldn't you like the option?
Anonymous No.725361784 [Report] >>725361839
>>725361624
Why do you lie?
Anonymous No.725361791 [Report] >>725362121
>>725361716
i'm married and have a kid and tenured at my job, so i'm already set for life
i don't really care what random people who are not part of my life think
Anonymous No.725361806 [Report] >>725361950
>>725361641
Absolute modern revisionist bullshit cope to make baldniggers feel better about themselves and their trash genes.
Anonymous No.725361839 [Report]
>>725361784
I don't.
I liked the game enough to start another run with some handicaps/stipulations.
A challenge run basically because I cheesed the fuck out of the game with merchant and wizard the first time around.
Anonymous No.725361939 [Report] >>725362185
>>725356156 (OP)
Yeah sure the fucking permavirgin incelniggers all have NWI here.
Anonymous No.725361950 [Report] >>725362063 >>725364596
>>725361806
It's basic science you retarded low test faggot.
Anonymous No.725361980 [Report] >>725362051
>>725361641
why don't trannies on hrt grow their hair back then
Anonymous No.725361983 [Report]
>30
>underrail again for the 5th time
>somewhere between II and III, would be worse but i got on dutasteride a year ago
should have started the meds 5 years ago tbqh but at least a transplant can return me to a good hairline so i dont kick myself over it too much
Anonymous No.725361994 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>24
>Europa Universalis 5
>VI
Anonymous No.725362003 [Report] >>725362059 >>725362453 >>725362546
It's just your testosterone being converted to DHT. Your testosterone being converted to DHT doesn't mean you have "more testosterone" which is just insane fucking cope. It just means what testosterone you have left is converting/decaying into DHT.

God, you fucks are retarded. You aren't developing DHT because you have "too much" testosterone. Fucking morons.
Anonymous No.725362051 [Report]
>>725361980
They actually do. Of course some troons who only took HRT after already being almost completely bald can't save their hair either, but for most troons it works.
Anonymous No.725362059 [Report] >>725362114 >>725362149 >>725362546
>>725362003
more test = more dht
Anonymous No.725362063 [Report] >>725362296 >>725362546
>>725361950
Bullshit cope that has come about over the last 3-5 years at most.
Anonymous No.725362069 [Report]
>>725361516
It has nothing to do with the amount of testosterone in your body, but your body's ability to process the hormone. It's literally just crappy genetics and nothing else.
Anonymous No.725362114 [Report] >>725362206
>>725362059
Bullshit. Fucking marketing lies to make (You) feel better about your shit genetics.
Anonymous No.725362121 [Report] >>725362182
>>725361791
Why would you not prefer the option to have hair Baldlet?
Anonymous No.725362149 [Report]
>>725362059
More fapps = more dht
Anonymous No.725362157 [Report]
So is balding high test or low test?
Anonymous No.725362182 [Report] >>725362884
>>725362121
why?
it doesn't affect me in any way
Anonymous No.725362185 [Report]
>>725361939
calm down baldy
Anonymous No.725362202 [Report] >>725362283
Okay, question for the anons who are bald/going bald.

How often can you get hard/cum on your own unaided?
Anonymous No.725362204 [Report] >>725362884 >>725365412
>>725361716
>Fin microdosing can be setup for like $60 a year
Redpill me on how to do this
Anonymous No.725362206 [Report] >>725362257
>>725362114
i still mog you
Anonymous No.725362257 [Report] >>725362446
>>725362206
Nah, you're a faggy little balding bitch cuck baby man boy. If I were to cum on your chrome dome you would probably grow more hair.
Anonymous No.725362261 [Report] >>725362884
>>725361716
i accept my nature
Anonymous No.725362265 [Report]
Start HRT.
Anonymous No.725362283 [Report] >>725362341
>>725362202
>How often can you get hard/cum on your own unaided?
What do you mean? I jack off 1 to 3 times a day (without porn) if that's what you want to know.
Anonymous No.725362296 [Report] >>725362403 >>725362440
>>725362063
I think there's something to it though, I have extreme amounts of body hair yet my hair is thinning, how does that even make sense
Anonymous No.725362325 [Report] >>725362378
36
I play with my dick
between 2 and 3 but it's getting worse
Anonymous No.725362338 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>35
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Norwood 2
Anonymous No.725362341 [Report] >>725362567
>>725362283
And...? What's your hair situation like?
Anonymous No.725362378 [Report]
>>725362325
something might be happening
Anonymous No.725362390 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>38
>Duet Night Abyss
>0 or 1 (for now at least)
Anonymous No.725362403 [Report] >>725362607
>>725362296
How does that make any sense at all?
You should be bald or hairy.
Anonymous No.725362440 [Report] >>725362607
>>725362296
Nope. What we're talking about acts on the hair follicles of the scalp only. It's got nothing to do with public hair.

Nice try.
Anonymous No.725362446 [Report] >>725362547
>>725362257
wrong. i would easily break you in half because i have more test
Anonymous No.725362453 [Report] >>725362720
>>725362003
>You aren't developing DHT because you have "too much" testosterone. Fucking morons
That's exactly how it works. Approx. 10% test turns into dht, and this number stays whether you have low or high test, meaning high test in fact equals high dht. That's why all roidtroons are balding faggots, and many go to Turkey for a hair transplant.
Anonymous No.725362461 [Report] >>725362526
I shaved my head when I was 17 to see what it's like, this stuff about people hating you and switching their entire view on you because you're bald is actually total bullshit, no one treated me different or even commented on it
Anonymous No.725362526 [Report] >>725362656 >>725363870
>>725362461
People could sense you were a fake baldie
Anonymous No.725362546 [Report]
>>725362003
>>725362059
>>725362063
generally speaking more test means more dht yes, otherwise roiders wouldnt bald aggressively , but what really matters is your hairs sensitivity to dht. you can be a low test redditor, hell even a biological woman, and lose your hair due to DHT.
Anonymous No.725362547 [Report] >>725362606
>>725362446
Nah, my flamin hot cheeto farts would blast (You) with hurricane force into a wall, shattering all of (You)r drained and emaciated, cuck, DHT-riddled twig bones, killing (You) instantly.
Anonymous No.725362567 [Report] >>725362627
>>725362341
Pretty fucking dire
Anonymous No.725362606 [Report] >>725362661
>>725362547
i can tell by your writing style that you're a frail twink that i could snap in half with my pinkies. submit to me, your bussy looks juicy
Anonymous No.725362607 [Report]
>>725362403
yeah I don't know how it makes sense either, it's kinda funny that your body can produce hair all over but just doesn't on the head for some reason

>>725362440
I'm not talking about pubic hair (though that is is obvious included), I have thick body hair all over, chest shoulders back legs etc. I'm just saying in my experience that it does seem like balding tracks with other indicators of testosterone. I don't know what sort of try I did but thanks I guess
Anonymous No.725362623 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
41
FFXI
III Vertex
Anonymous No.725362627 [Report]
>>725362567
Put on the wig
Anonymous No.725362653 [Report]
32 and I'm a II or III
Anonymous No.725362656 [Report]
>>725362526
the lengths some of you go to justify your distorted worldview are always funny, carry on
Anonymous No.725362661 [Report] >>725362730
>>725362606
>Starts saying something gay shit
Typical low T bald fagoid behavior.
Anonymous No.725362686 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>36
>Pokemon Legends ZA and doing a STR run on Elden ring
>Norwood 1
Anonymous No.725362717 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
why do you faggots keep doing this to yourselves
Anonymous No.725362720 [Report]
>>725362453
Orgasms ---> test ----> dht

Stop fapping.
Anonymous No.725362729 [Report]
>>725356937
very manly
Anonymous No.725362730 [Report]
>>725362661
if you have a lot of test (something you will NEVER have) frail twinks like yourself start to look enticing
something the greeks (the founders of civilization) realized a long time ago
Anonymous No.725362754 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>27
>Fear and Hunger
>4A
Anonymous No.725362757 [Report]
>ITT: Balding cope
Anonymous No.725362762 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
29
AoE4
VI? I don't see the one where your hairline just goes back uniformly in a straight line.
Anonymous No.725362826 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
33, II. Got that widow's peak startin'.
Anonymous No.725362831 [Report]
37 (i cringed when i typed this)
FF: Kill Chaos Edition
III vertex
Anonymous No.725362883 [Report] >>725363717
Google says every single one of your baldie test talking points is bullshit.
Anonymous No.725362884 [Report] >>725363002 >>725364934
>>725362204
Buy 256 tablets for $60 in a pharmacy. Cut them in half. Simple. Generic fin has tanked in price the last 5 years.
>>725362182
You don't like options?
>>725362261
Low T answer, baldcuck.
Anonymous No.725362915 [Report]
I am growing increasingly convinced that if you're a man and you're worried about things like your height or hairline you have never gone through any adversity in your entire life
Anonymous No.725362935 [Report] >>725363018 >>725364262
40 years
Norwood 7
About to start PLZA

I'm married, father of a couple of kids, full bald and I've been getting hit by 20 something years old girls regularly when I meet my mates at the pub. Im not even fit and this keeps happening. Is this a symptom of zoomers being faggots and women trying out older men? Twenty years ago when I had a head full of hair, was young and fit, this hardly happened. If I was single at 40+ I would be pulling mad pussy.
Anonymous No.725362943 [Report] >>725363064
Okay, but how many of you have graying hair? I'm seven months into 34 and I found my first two white hairs in my beard a week ago.

It's ogre.
Anonymous No.725362982 [Report] >>725363457
65
Right now? Just Honkai Star Rail if gacha counts. But I just bought Blasphemous 2 to try it out.
2, with long hair
Anonymous No.725362984 [Report] >>725363112
>>725356156 (OP)
To all my Northwood III brothers, what's stopping you from looking like this?
Anonymous No.725363002 [Report]
>>725362884
goyim
Anonymous No.725363018 [Report] >>725363236
>>725362935
Thanks for the effort bro... But I know it's already over for me...
Anonymous No.725363064 [Report]
>>725362943
36, NW3 but no grey. My sister started getting them at like 25, funny how it works.
Anonymous No.725363112 [Report]
>>725362984
General thinning on the crown
Anonymous No.725363174 [Report]
>>725361716
>women care
women don't matter
>your friends care
no they don't
>your employers care
no they don't
>you are instantly more approachable with hair than without
I don't want to be approached I want to be left the fuck alone
Anonymous No.725363198 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>20
>Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II
>Norwood 7 VII
Anonymous No.725363204 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
32
Replaying Halo trilogy with original graphics
NW 1(Turkey+Fin)
Anonymous No.725363223 [Report]
>might have some kind of scalp issue like sebderm, one dermatologist thought so
>none of the recommendations work from them or online, just keeping things basic works out the best
>always have had very fine hair
>cant tell if crown is thinning, if its scalp issues, or just have unfortunate hair whorl and shit hair
Anonymous No.725363236 [Report]
>>725363018
It really isn't. Whores love older men somehow, my manlet single friends are fucking younger girls left and right. Were we the last mainly men?
Anonymous No.725363245 [Report]
I used to have really thin hair that grew disproportionately more on the sides which made me looks like Emmett Brown at age 18 so I'm really fucking glad I went bald.
Anonymous No.725363428 [Report]
>24
>MGS1
>III Vertex
my dad was completely bald at 27 its over for me
Anonymous No.725363457 [Report]
>>725362982
based ojisan
Anonymous No.725363479 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
28
Arkham knight
Approaching 3v

Boughted monoxidil but i am too much of an overly stimulated faggot to maintain a routine.
Anonymous No.725363503 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>36
>Hades II
>III vertex mixed with IIIA, probably 2-3 years before I shave it all off.
Anonymous No.725363606 [Report] >>725363694 >>725363753 >>725368560
Why dont bald people just put on a wig?
Anonymous No.725363639 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>35
>hairline of 3 but the bald spot of 4A
what does it mean

I just finished expedition 33 and am trying to pick an old JRPG but I can't decide on one.
Anonymous No.725363694 [Report] >>725364541 >>725368560
>>725363606
i think i'd rather wear a wig than spend thousands on a turkish doctor + be forced to eat pills for the rest of my life
both are fake hair anyway
Anonymous No.725363717 [Report] >>725363860
>>725362883
Google says that masturbating is good for you, that transgender surgery is healthy, and that you should get your covid shot
Anonymous No.725363753 [Report]
>>725363606
Because I know women hate it and I want to repel them. Sadly I am irresistible and they flock to me anyways.
Anonymous No.725363860 [Report] >>725363897 >>725363932
>>725363717
>Masturbating is good for you
Correct.
>That transgender surgery is healthy
Debatable
>That you should get your covid shot
Yes, it's a wise, sane decision. Miss me with that conspiracy theory bullshit.
Anonymous No.725363870 [Report]
>>725362526
The fucking Seinfeld episode where Elaine was dating swimmer who shaved who grew his hair out only to discover he was balding blackpilled me too early
Anonymous No.725363897 [Report] >>725364018
>>725363860
EN PEE SEE
Anonymous No.725363932 [Report]
>>725363860
Literally everything is debatable retard that's how there are insane schizo conspiracy theories like 'letting the government inject me with random shit that isnt actually vaccinating me against covid'is something we fight about
Anonymous No.725363945 [Report] >>725363984
>>725356156 (OP)
40
Darktide
0 I guess I haven't lost any hair
Anonymous No.725363984 [Report]
>>725363945
>0 I guess I haven't lost any hair

Fuck you get out hairfag
Anonymous No.725364018 [Report]
>>725363897
>UMMMMM.... YOU DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO MODERN SENSATIONALIST CONTRARIAN SCHIZO TALKING POINTS!?! UMMMM YIKES!

This place has rotted your gray matter to a fatty stump at the end of your spinal cord.

Go outside.
Anonymous No.725364029 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)

36
Expedition 33
I
Anonymous No.725364080 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>Your age
18
>What game you are currently playing
There's nothing to play
>Where you are on the norwood scale
1
Anonymous No.725364087 [Report] >>725365284
>>725356156 (OP)
NW0 fortnite. Unc thread btw
Anonymous No.725364136 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>38
>TF2
>I
Anonymous No.725364148 [Report]
33.
1.
Perfect dark
Anonymous No.725364205 [Report]
>>725356596
My ex once told me she is literally sickened by bald men. Like she couldn't find them attractive. Her father had a full head of hair, maybe she not used to it. She's now with a ugly as sin dude, but he sure isn't bald.

Maybe that's the key to knowing if a woman can be attracted to bald men, if her father is bald.
Anonymous No.725364262 [Report]
>>725362935

Ive seen this shit happening. They're golddiggers bro. They see you're older and somewhat put together so they assume you have a few decades worth of savings They can piss away
Anonymous No.725364291 [Report] >>725364329 >>725364680
>>725358870
But testosterone statistically decreases over time and so does hair. WTF is this high test cope you niggers are mumbling about?
Anonymous No.725364329 [Report]
>>725364291
HOLY TRVKE
Anonymous No.725364409 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>34
>The Sims 2
>1
Baldnesss comes with stress. As a NEET who has given up on cares about this dying world with grifters, low iq morons with better job prospects than me, and ended my own love quest for a gf, my life has been stress free when you aren't constantly getting mad at things or events which are out of your control. This is taking into account my dad's balding genetics which should had got to me in my 20s but never did. Maybe I'm just lucky.
Anonymous No.725364541 [Report] >>725364770
>>725363694
a wig isn't a lifetime lurches either, you need to renew it often. in the long run the pills and even a transplant are cheaper.
Anonymous No.725364596 [Report]
>>725361950
It can be a sign of higher testosterone but it can also just mean you / your hair is more sensitive to dht
Anonymous No.725364672 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
My hairline used to be perfect,even rounded as a teen,better than NW1.
Now at 30yo It looks closer to NW1
Am I cooked?
Anonymous No.725364680 [Report] >>725364902 >>725365176 >>725365449
>>725364291
Good question who knows if the androgen receptors get more DHT sensitive in time. Any biologists could answer that?
High testosterone and balding is a myth like eggs being unhealthy due to colesterole.
Anonymous No.725364757 [Report]
Anonymous No.725364770 [Report] >>725365174
>>725364541
i don't eat pills unless i would die otherwise
simple as
Anonymous No.725364842 [Report]
>33
>starcraft 1
>it is definitely thinning, it looks the most noticeable when I get out of the shower. Sometimes when ppl take pictures of me when there is light on me at the wrong angle then it looks RETARDED too..

All said and done, I don't think women care
Anonymous No.725364902 [Report]
>>725364680
Most men stop balding at some point so It cant be that
My dad stopped balding in his 40s at NW IV now he looks the same at almost 70
Anonymous No.725364934 [Report]
>>725362884
You are not accounting the viagra to counter the effects of finn and then the heart pills to counter viagra side effects
Anonymous No.725364936 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
36
FF7 integrade
1
Anonymous No.725365174 [Report]
>>725364770
good for you, just don't think wearing wigs is a cheap option.
Anonymous No.725365176 [Report] >>725365290 >>725365581 >>725365647 >>725368075
>>725364680
>High testosterone and balding is a myth like eggs being unhealthy due to colesterole.
White people have 2-3 times higher test than asians, asians never go bald, whites do.
Test is the reason, in fact, if you manage to avoid baldness in your 20s and 30s, you most likely won't go bald in 40+ because of test decrease.
Anonymous No.725365208 [Report] >>725365249
30

Nothing much,I have a steam deck and I am mostly trying out games and emulators, It's fun using it as a PC,am planning on buying a gayman laptop in the near future

Norwood 2 and still going strong
Anonymous No.725365249 [Report]
>>725365208
>planning on buying a gayman laptop in the near future
waiting on black friday sales?
Anonymous No.725365268 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>35
>D:OS2
>IV
Anonymous No.725365284 [Report]
>>725364087
fortnite is for uncs in denial, gen alpha youth chads play roblox
Anonymous No.725365290 [Report] >>725365386 >>725365642
>>725365176
>asians never go bald

Why do people lie on here? What's the benefit?
Anonymous No.725365331 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>Your age
36

>What game you are currently playing
Ball X Pit

>Where you are on the norwood scale
1
Anonymous No.725365386 [Report] >>725365480
>>725365290
Never seen an asian bald guy in my life except in movies, and I live in Boston, 20% are asians here.
Anonymous No.725365412 [Report]
>>725362204
just buy the 5mg pills, split them in 4 and take one every other day. shits practically free of charge woth this tactic. 1mg pills are sold at a markup to baldfags.
Anonymous No.725365449 [Report] >>725365565
>>725364680
DHT does have an effect for sure but it's mostly down to genetics,I don't think all these ken doll roiders went to Turkey for a transplant but I have also never seen a feminine guy balding
Anonymous No.725365480 [Report]
>>725365386
damn there are THAT MANY asian baddies in Boston? I guess because of MIT and Harvard? Or why is there such a large diaspora?
Anonymous No.725365565 [Report]
>>725365449
Deca,an steroid used by bodybuilders replaced DHT and stops balding
There are more poweful steroids so modern bodybuilders often skip Deca
But Jeff Seid and this smaller bodybuilders with hair? All on Deca like in the ol days
Anonymous No.725365581 [Report]
>>725365176
Whites have statistically more DHT sensitive scalps I guess. Asians do get bald at a lesser rate.
Anonymous No.725365642 [Report] >>725365751 >>725366071
>>725365290
Baldness is a pure Caucasian thing.
Anonymous No.725365647 [Report]
>>725365176
they wear wigs in china
Anonymous No.725365751 [Report] >>725366003
>>725365642
I swear easily more than 50% of White men in their 20s are balding or bald
Sometimes It feels even higher
Anonymous No.725366003 [Report] >>725366150
>>725365751
you don't capitalize white anon, it's not a nationality
Anonymous No.725366071 [Report] >>725366229
>>725365642
look at the ages of the groups in your ai brain cancer faggot, the white men start ar 30s while the asians are in their 20s or even teens
Anonymous No.725366150 [Report] >>725366453
>>725366003
Black is capitalised nowadays rhanks to the ultimate sacrifice of st. floyd, so might as well capitalise White.
Anonymous No.725366229 [Report]
>>725366071
Not 30s. The study says "by the age of 30."
https://www.ovid.com/journals/cddr/fulltext/10.4103/cdr.cdr_1_22~androgenetic-alopecia-clinical-features-and-trichoscopy
Anonymous No.725366453 [Report]
>>725366150
I guess the argument is "Black Americans" are a specific cultural diaspora, similar to like "Tibetan Chinese" or "Han Chinese," but you are referring to all white men. I get what you are saying though in that it is a pedantic distinction so fuck it, who cares
Anonymous No.725366702 [Report]
>30
>Pokemon Polished Crystal
>1
There's a lot of shit in this hack
Anonymous No.725367740 [Report]
Reached 2 and shaved it all off.

You deserve better than "not that bad".
Anonymous No.725367812 [Report] >>725368301
>>725356156 (OP)
Make another but with height, I bet 95% of /v/ is above 6'3.
Anonymous No.725367914 [Report] >>725368206
>>725356156 (OP)
I’m a Norwood 2 and a half, treading close to 3, but I’m also almost 40. So I had a good run. I think a having a big forehead and a widows peak makes it look worse too. I’m on fin/min now, but I can’t tell if it’s doing anything, and the estrogen spikes I keep getting don’t seem worth it.
Anonymous No.725368075 [Report]
>>725365176
You have never been to japan. Plenty of bald people there.
Anonymous No.725368137 [Report]
>>725356596
>Do women even care about hairlines?
who cares?
Anonymous No.725368206 [Report]
>>725367914
If youre getting e spikes you probably arent balding. Youre almost 40 so your t levels are probably lower now and you probably arent going to lose much hair from here on out
Anonymous No.725368247 [Report] >>725368595
>>725356156 (OP)
34
clair obscur
VI

>>725356596
my wife mourns my hair, but she hates short men WAY more so it balances out.

remember: hair is a matter of taste, height is mandatory
Anonymous No.725368301 [Report]
>>725367812
I'm literally 6' 2"
Anonymous No.725368394 [Report]
>>725356596
Not really unless youre prematurely balding, or theyre vain.
Anonymous No.725368476 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
26
DOTA 2/WoW
1
Anonymous No.725368560 [Report] >>725368779
>>725363606
>>725363694
being bald might be ugly but being insecure about it is just pathetic, wigs are a huge joke for a reason. implant/fin fags are also pathetic, you only get away with it is because we can't tell.
Anonymous No.725368595 [Report] >>725369315
>>725368247
>my wife mourns my hair, but she hates short men WAY more so it balances out.

I realize that the overwhelming majority of women are extremely judgmental about male height, but at the same time I still wonder how so many men seem comfortable wiring these women up. the idea that your entire worth as a human to her hinges on a couple inches of height would make me feel cynical about the whole relationship. Women talk about how men objectify women but it seems to be much more pronounced the other way around. You're a height and social status object to her.
Anonymous No.725368640 [Report] >>725369151
>32
>head full of hair
>6'2
>chad jawline
Anonymous No.725368779 [Report] >>725369183
>>725368560
I had my jaw moved due to bite issues and I can tell you being good looking but thought to be insecure is a million times better than being ugly but le confident.
Anonymous No.725368992 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>Your age
28
>What game you are currently playing
God of War 2018
>Where you are on the norwood scale
Norwood 0 or 1, my hairline is like the opposite of Norwood 1, the sides of my hairline have lots of new hair that grow constantly so I have the barber shave them so my hair line is straight. I can fit about 3 fingers from my eyebrow to hairline.
Anonymous No.725369118 [Report]
>27
>CIV VII
>going into a respectable 2
Noticed at 25 but mostly stayed there for now. Fin 1mg hurts my nipple and I'm not ready to try 0.25. Sad stuff, but hair transplants are good if you're willing to pay up. We will see if I want a transplant by then. Long time gf says she doesn't care. Sometimes I just think I should cut it short and stop thinking about it.
Anonymous No.725369151 [Report] >>725369280
>>725368640
>that pic
Youre an mtf nw3 chinless manlet
Anonymous No.725369162 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
>38
>ssbu, E33
>0
My grandads never balded until their late 70s.
Anonymous No.725369183 [Report]
>>725368779
there's a difference between having a medical condition fixed and being a sensitive little baldy, nobody is faulting you for having jaw surgery.
Anonymous No.725369218 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
27
trials fusion custom tracks
1
Anonymous No.725369257 [Report] >>725369323
>>725356156 (OP)
will this happen to the hair on my back
Anonymous No.725369280 [Report]
>>725369151
It's obviously bait.
Anonymous No.725369315 [Report]
>>725368595
it's just nature. all women wanting tall men just means short men are sexually inferior, no reason to get upset. orangutans want flanges, peacocks want beautiful feathers, women want height.
Anonymous No.725369323 [Report] >>725369579
>>725369257
No
Anonymous No.725369343 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
35
Path of Exile Christmas Tree League
Norwood 0
Anonymous No.725369380 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
35
Balatro I guess. Really I'm looking for something new to play.
Norwood 2 and embracing it. Helps my self-esteem that I know multiple lads at 20-23 age range that are at norwood 4-7.
Anonymous No.725369424 [Report]
35
FFVIIR (reluctantly)
Norwood scale is actually not accurate, balding is caused by pets, mites that live on them detach hair to float and cause scar tissue
Anonymous No.725369557 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
38
Master Duel doing my dailies but in a few hours No Man's Sky
1
Anonymous No.725369579 [Report]
>>725369323
How can life be so cruel what did I do
Anonymous No.725369745 [Report]
Anonymous No.725369778 [Report]
>28
>Hades 2 Epilogue
>Probably Norwood 6, but been shaving for like 4 years now
Do not weep for me, it was never in the cards
Anonymous No.725370193 [Report]
>>725356156 (OP)
29
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
I