Thread 725383917

No no no this can't be happening piratebros.
Switch 2 emulation was promised to us 3000 years ago!

Palworld won
Sonic Crossworlds won
Nintendeen won
Eric won
Macaco won

Nintendo lost.

>>725383917 (OP)
Any Switch emulator has potential to become a Switch 2 emulator, it's just not happening right now since it isn't hacked and you can't poke around and dump stuff yet.

I mean, are there any games people really wanna play on 2 enough to make an emulator? There will be one eventually but I dont see why it needs to me right this instant.

Serious question
How does anyone still go "the new Nintendo will never be emulated" when every Nintendo console quickly got working emulators for the last thirty fucking years

Why do you make a huge bet on being wrong literally 100% of the time

>i-it's normal there's no emoolator because it doesn't have le games!!!
lmao

switch 1 had instant emulation despite the fact its killer app runs on dolphin btw

> 10 years
Born irrelevant
By this time I will play all Snitch2 games on YT via my favourite cancerous obnoxious e-celeb strimmer

>>725384402
Well, even before Switch 2 came out retards were shitting blood screeching that they'll be able to emulate it day 1, so you tell me.

>>725383917 (OP)
who the fuck would want to emulate that banana game? its the only switch 2 exclusive and its literal dog shit, i tried it and it was awful.

>>725384605
no one actually thought there would be a day 1 emulator, stop making up strawmen or falling for trolls.

I would never do this in my life but I heard it was all of a sudden strangely hard to get roms of pokemon switch games and really switch games in general on www.reddit.com, what happened?

>>725384463
>Hue hue hue retarded tendies will pay $600+tariff+tip for a shitty tablet while I'll be playing MK World two weeks before Switch 2 even releases!
>Uhhh... T-two more weeks! I just paid a scammer on patreon! He said he'll have it running in two weeks!
>It will be emulated... e-e-eventually... SHUT IP

>>725384825
I thought there would be

>>725384463
>never
no one said that but it's obvious the switch 2 will be much, much harder to emulate than the first one for a variety of reasons and it's the emulation scene that says it, you should listen to them instead of hoping for the best

>>725385023
why? it usually takes a year at bare minimum for emulators to come out. 2 or 3 would probably be closer to a realistic expectation.

>>725383917 (OP)
>a decade minimum
lmfao
The problem here is the guy's crippling lack of confidence in himself, this is so absurd and signals to everyone he's clueless and never going to accomplish shit. Yuzu and Ryujynx got off the ground in just a couple years, this is just a cry for attention, barely a step removed from e-begging someone to make it for him.

Where do you guys think this anon is now?

>>725384737
Shitroid GayPride 4 in december

>>725385198
>>725385023
>>725384825
The only console I know of that ever got an actual day one emulator was the Game Boy Advance, and to be fair that was a very well documented gadget with a 16mhz CPU and half a megabyte of RAM at a time when PCs were pushing 2ghz and 512MB

I also distinctly remember how weird the PSP emulator was, that for years no one ever even thought there'd be a PSP emulator and then one day some random guy just releases one that's close to 100% perfect with no warning and is like "enjoy :)"

>>725385414
thats on switch 1, aka the best version will be the pc version.

>>725384513
>its killer app runs on dolphin
What the fuck are you talking about

>>725384204
Hi OP

>>725385714
Still wont be emulatable because there is no emu that is updated for new protections.
Yuzu is dead
Ryu is full of fake bitcoin-miner "forks" or just old ancient forks facaded as "updated" even though there hanbt been any compatibility or GFX fixes/updated since it was shutdown by shitendo

>>725383917 (OP)
He says READY. When is an emulator ever ready? They're still actively updating ps1 emulators.

Nintendo beat piracy. Get a job.

>>725385928
sounds like cope, everyone played a brand new pokemon game just a month ago before it came out for nintendo simps and it was the best version.

>>725385928
So uhh
How was everybody playing Legends Z-A days before it came out last month

OH NONONO PIRATEBROS
NOT LIKE THIS

>free online
>emulation
>piracy
>multiple stores
>mods
>can use any controller you want
Get a PC for true freedom. Being a consoleKEK in 2025. is embarassing.

>>725385920
Wrong

>>725386390
I'll pass. Thanks though.

>>725385834
It means switch's good games were also on Wii U, although i can only think of BOTW.

>>725386220
The thing he forgot to mention is that even in their not-updated state, they work fine. It's basically solved hardware, new switch releases aren't going to reinvent the wheel and break the emulator like people feared, especially not fucking pokemon. And switch 1 releases are still coming out en masse because even going into 2026 nintendo have no faith in S2 exclusives

It's not going to get emulated because Nintendo will slam down anyone who starts to try. Nobody wants to pay Nintendo a gorillion dollars for the rest of their life.

I haven't owned a Nintendo console since the N64

and I have not regretted it. I don't want to play bing bang wahoo 251 or Paper Kirby RPG Adventure 27

>switch 2 emulation
To play what?

>>725386681
>And switch 1 releases are still coming out en masse
there's three games left lmao then it's all switch 2, enjoy while you can ranjeet

>>725384402
More importantly are there any switch 2 exclusive games yet? Because all the games that have switch 1 versions can be emulated easily on both yuzu and ryujinx

>>725386728
Emulation is not illegal, the only reason Ryujinx had development stop is because Nintendo paid the guy to stop iirc.

>guys, I don’t play nintendo games
>aren’t you so mad that I don’t?
>please get upset
>UMAD?

>>725386918
Donkey Kong Bananza
Mario Kart World
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
Splatoon Raiders
The Duskbloods

>>725386885
>then it's all switch 2
Such as?

Shit what will I do I cannot play.... 2 games...

>>725387167
>Splatoon Raiders
>The Duskbloods
Not released yet.
So 3 games so far. And of course nobody is going to care about not being able to emulate donkey kong or mario kart

>>725387205
Mario party, sports and maker, probably a couple 99s, smash, mainline mario/zelda/kirby, spinoff mario/zelda/metroid, pokemon every couple years, animal crossing, FE, Bayo, xeno, obligatory fitness game, splatoon, an entire graveyard of IPs, etc

>>725387620
i'd rather play those 2 than fucking hyrule warriors. who the absolute fuck cares about a licensed warriors title other than massive fans of the license?

>>725387695
You just listed a bunch of Nintendo IPs numbnuts, the question was what EXCLUSIVES are coming out. You and me both know they're gonna keep making (barely functional) backports so long as people keep buying them, especially for all their big IPs. A donkey kong game is the heaviest hitter you're gonna get for now.

>>725387620
>Not released yet.
but announced, are you arguing they're going to be cancelled?

>>725386390
Based.

>>725388173
>You just listed a bunch of Nintendo IPs numbnuts
Yeah Nintendo makes games using their established IPs
>A donkey kong game is the heaviest hitter you're gonna get for now.
MKW

>>725384030
FPBP

>>725388173
>You and me both know
you don't know shit and no one agrees with your assblasted coping mechanism

>>725384463
Emulators in general have gotten more complex in general so it takes more time.

>>725388354
Oh yeah we're all coping SO hard we can't play these two games anon, I can't sleep at night knowing I'm missing out on that open world mario kart everyone here shits on 24/7

>>725387620
I'd argue just 1, that being Bananza and having played it myself, it isn't even worth it.
MKW isn't even fun solo, same can be said of Air Riders, and is only worth it if you join a Trooncord to escape intermission track purgatory and who or why would ANYONE other than Musoufags want to play another fucking reskinned Musou?

>>725387167
>look into Bananza threads
>everyone is just jerking off to mini-Pauline

>look into MK World threads
>people console warring with Sonic Crossworlds instead of actually playing the game

>Hyrule Warriors threads
>people just jerking off to the waifus

>Splatoon raiders thread
>people jerking off to underage characters + getting angry anytime someone asks if they can implement a custom map maker into the game

>Duskbloods thread
>none exist

Wow, what a lineup.

>>725386220
the game ran like shit, was full of crashes and bugs and you needed to swap between different emulators as a workaround to actually get though the game start to finish. Prime 4 might be different but you can't hold ZA as an example of "it just works"

>>725389425
You said the same thing about SNES emulation, liar.

>I CAN'T PLAY SUPER MARIO WORLD ON SNES9X! IT CRASHED, THAT MEANS ALL EMULATION SUCKS!
Thankfully people are catching onto you shitposters.

>>725383917 (OP)
Oh nooo, not the Nintendo Shit!! How will I cope missing out on such great titles as legend of zelda, legend of zelda and legend of zelda!?!?!?

>>725389425
>the game ran like shit, was full of crashes and bugs
That's just how they shipped it lmao, hardware accurate

>>725386984
>Emulation is not illegal
Running an emulator is not illegal, but making one requires you to crack Nintendo's security measures, which is illegal.

>>725386768
Right, that's why you had to respond

>>725389302
You'll survive

>>725389425
I never had to change emulator. Had maybe 3 crashes but hardly a deal-breaker. And it ran at 4k 60fps on my budget PC, significantly better than on Switch, and presumably better than on Switch 2 as well

>>725386220
Old/last Ryu build + that game LITERALLY hasnt changed in millenia
Same useless engine, same everything

>>725389856
>a latino grocery store has more wins against Nintendo than sony

>macaco spergout thread
Raped n gaped.

>>725386681
>And switch 1 releases are still coming out en masse because even going into 2026 nintendo have no faith in S2 exclusives
I wonder if at any point they'll ever start to get desperate or arrogant and stop making 2 ports and forcing S1fags to upgrade because so far it's only with select games, but said "as long as there's enough demand for it" they'll keep making 2 ports. So far the new Pokeslop's sales are roughly slip between both consoles and who fucking know what Prime 4's will be.

>>725389628
That's why you don't explicitly use their code, you code it in a way that gets around that. You reverse engineer it and then change it to something that does the same thing but a bit different. No different than skirting a patent.

>>725388260
Im talking about games that exist in the here and now, not in the future and your imagination

>>725390004
To be fair, if I were to be the judge in this I would have thrown the case even before reaching any hearing or having to be given any paperwork, it's a huge win for nintendo in this case that costa rican authorities bend over backwards to big corpos so much that they would engage in a baseless lawsuit against a local small business.

>>725389628
>crack Nintendo's security measures, which is illegal
Nope, thanks to ownership laws. You're free to jailbreak your own console, and all Nintendo can do about it is deny the warranty if that.
Maybe americans are currently working to banish that right, I dont know

>>725390704
You don't own your console. You're just being given a license to use the hardware and software. Read the EULA, you're not allowed to tamper with it or reverse engineer it.

>muh Mariio 64 port
>muh Ship of Harkinian
Both of those are illegal because they require extracting resources from a legitimate rom of the game. Even if they don't ship with the roms, they still tamper with the copyrighted material to make a derivative product. The only reason Nintendo hasn't rightfully shut them down is because of communist laws that let thieves steal from Nintendo.

>>725383917 (OP)
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>725383917 (OP)
what happened to izuzu or whatever the fuck it was called? what, did the project files just vanish from the internet because of some faggotty DMCA? SOMEONE must have a backup of the most recent files

>>725391153
>Both of those are illegal because they require extracting resources from a legitimate rom of the game.
Source?

>>725391153
>You don't own your console
>You dont own the thing you paid your own hard-earned money for and purchased legally at a store
Sometimes I wonder how americans ended up so cucked. But it's probably a good thing I will never understand

>>725391857
>>725391692
https://www.nintendo.com/my/support/switch/eula/usage_policy.html

Read.

>(4)You may not copy, duplicate, publish, transmit publicly, lease, modify or reverse engineer the Software.
>(5)You may not illegally modify this Nintendo video game system itself, its peripheral equipment or the Software, or may not use any peripheral equipment of this Nintendo video game system or any software which are not authorized by Nintendo.

>>725391153
>because of communist laws that let thieves steal from Nintendo.
So by your own admission, Nintendo cant do shit about it because it's fully legal. That's gotta sting, huh?

>>725391153
>if there are warranty terms then you don't own it
Well I own it. Not sure what else to say.

>>725392104
Read

>European Union law only allows for enforcement of EULAs insofar as they do not breach reasonable customer expectations
Sorry nintendie. Your beloved megacorp has no power over what I do with my purchased items in my home

>>725392143
Nintendo can change the law if they challenge it.

>>725392104
>tendies think tendo decides what's legal or not

>Hurr durr you don't own the games argument
I'd like to see Nintendo come take my copies from me. Won't be buying Switch 2 games though.

>>725392291
And until they do so, its still legal. Now bend over, tendie

>>725392276
>please don't use our licensed software and hardware in an illegal way
>THAT'S NOT REASONABLE! I WANT TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS!

>>725392291
nintendo doesn't even own mario any more
>>725389856

>>725392104
>he actually thinks nintendo is writing new laws on their website
this guy is too funny

>>725383917 (OP)
AYYIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE i wont be able to emulate the games i have never wanted to emulate !!!!!

>>725385159
what about the cfw scene
id kill for some real customisation on the switch/s2

>>725392384
>NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!!! YOU HAVE TO LET THE NINTENDO NINJAS INTO YOUR HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!
Cry more about those "communist laws", nintendie.

>>725384463
Don't even care perosnally, I just wanna see more people get scammed.

>>725383917 (OP)
Why is there a discord server when they don't have it anywhere close to ready? To get potential helpers?

>>725392612
>>725392450
>>725392389
>>725392369
You will never get a Switch 2 emulator, ACfag.

>>725392815
I'm Eric (formerly Barry)

>>725392815
>EU ownership laws mindbroke another nintendie
Sad!

>>725384463
The Wii was easy to emulate because it had the same chip as the already hacked and emulatable Gamecube.
The Wii U the same.
The Switch was hackable and emulatable because not only was all documentation available for the Tegra X1, but they forgot to disable to dev mode.

>Nintendo's continued success rapes and gapes the macaco again
Sad!

>There's totally games worth emulating!
>Tendies list every game beside DragxDrive
Really makes you FUCKING think.

>>725386650
Dophin is a GameCube/Wii emulator.

>>725393469
>DragxDrive
just play rocket league

ITT: nobody report this Discord server to Nintendo
KEK

>>725393709
what server?

>>725389302
Christ dude I was already going to buy one you don't have to convince me

>>725392721
>Also, a pride flag appears once you run it
kek they really can't help themselves

>>725389302
Hi, ACfag. Going to continue your seething spree?

>>725384463
something something this time nintendo will beat those icky pirates!
You're asking for a rational explanation from cultists, anon.

>>725389425
nintendie cope. the whole game ran just as intended. in fact, all the nintendo simps who played it later on the official switch ran into way more bugs.

It’s funny how the cope has shifted to “switch 2 has no exclusives worth playing” as if emutroons didn’t rush out to pirate za because it was one of the few new games on both. Pc trannies love Nintendo

>>725387695
Literally nothing and i rather play Doom on PC

>>725394502
everyone who played za just laughed and deleted it after 30 minutes. its like installing a shitty free game on steam just to get a laugh and never thought of it again. imagine actually paying $600 to play that turd lmao.

>>725392796
>potential helpers
More like potential paypiggies

>>725394654
Simmer down macaco, or I'll delay GTA6 even further. You can't afford that.

>>725394502
>Poketrannies love Pokemon
ftfy

>>725394563
Have fun playing Doom, PC vegan!

>>725394654
>I go out of my way to poorly emulate games to laugh at how bad they are, I hate pokemon
Retarded cope number 2

>>725394942
it was perfectly emulated, it was just a terrible game. and i dont hate pokemon, the old games are good. you are retarded for paying money for this.

>>725394875
>nintentoddler using sharteen lingo
Thanks for exposing xirself

>>725383917 (OP)
Thankfully there's nothing to emulate on the shitch 2. it's a console full of pure garbage.

but man these people are fucking idiots
>starting by making a NS1 emulator from scratch (Multiple NS1 emulators already exist with open source code) and then,, maybe think about NS2
>decade minimum
>discord server
don't even give attention to this fucking idiot and his gay scam project.

>>725395469
Eric doesn't but games, just falseflags as an annoying tendie in a vein attempt to get you to hate them and by extension, Nintendo themselves. As if anyone needed further convincing.

>>725395660
My pleasure.

>>725389425
>all these replies lying about it "working better than on Switch"
Is it bots or just cultists? Threads were filled with issues and swapping emulator was the official fix, even then it was full of graphical glitches.
The game wasn't even worth the trouble.

>>725396527
The satanic cult of nintendo comes from every hole to defend their garbage, just look at /vr/ they will derail and shitpost the doom general if someone speaks ill of their shitty ports

>>725396683
Go back

>>725396527
>swapping emulator was the official fix,
what emulator did you have to swap to?

>>725383917 (OP)
>lets announce a switch1+2 emulator 10 YEARS BEFORE IT IS EVEN READY FOR USE
>absolutely nothing can go wrong

>>725396527
>the first few minutes after the rom dump was full of issues!
whoa you are a genius! luckily everyone else on the planet except (You) was busy doing something else and only came around to it a few hours after it came out when everyhting worked flawlessly. why wouldnt pc be the best version? switch 1 is literal dreamcast hardware.

By the time /v/troons emulate Switch 2, I'll be playing Switch 3.

>Emulate a console with no games
Even the PS4 has Bloodborne what does Switch 2 have?

Humans will never be able to write a Switch 2 emulator. AI, however...

The only Switch 2 game I want to play is the new FE.
I'll just buy the console and game and return them within the 30 days.

>>725383917 (OP)
10 years is usually how long it takes for emulators, the past few nintendo emulators were exceptions

>>725385254
Big if true.

>>725386390
>you can play console games or play fanfic versions of games as envisioned by trannies
You aren't very good at shilling.

>>725394502
ZA is playable on a homebrewed switch 1 which everyone has by now.

When the new FE game comes out and is a Switch 2 exclusive, we'll probably have a working emulator for Switch 2 within 3 months due to demand.